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Republished image to help inform the poll on the right

by David M Willis on August 1, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Posted In: Blog

└ Tags: art, polls

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  1. thenoirguy
    thenoirguy
    August 1, 2011 at 10:53 pm | #

    I think this brings up a much bigger question: Why are there no DOA/SP! paper dolls? And a super special Batman paperdoll with all his ridiculous only-for-toy-purposes gadgets?

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 1, 2011 at 11:33 pm | #

      While going through some reeeally old stuff during our move, I found a Sal paper doll that dated from my high school years. It’s funny, because it includes all these tiny shirts and a baseball cap that’s the size of Texas. Oh, proportions.

  2. Cholma
    Cholma
    August 1, 2011 at 11:09 pm | #

    I’d buy it, but the thought of Joyce in anything but her SEMME outfit seems so alien (lower-case “a”) to me!

    (just make sure she has her Trademark triangle grin)

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm | #

      Do you really think I’d leave off the grin? 🙂

  3. brassydel
    brassydel
    August 1, 2011 at 11:13 pm | #

    What about the OG sweater vest hawtness?! http://www.shortpacked.com/limitedprints/strawpaper.jpg

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 1, 2011 at 11:31 pm | #

      DoA Joyce would be afraid to leave her room with a skirt that short. Also, believe she’s going to Hell.

  4. brassydel
    brassydel
    August 1, 2011 at 11:14 pm | #

    Or, the pink shortsleeve and vest combo would look good with a navy blue skirt. SKIRT, SKIRT, SKIRT, SKIRT!

    • Stephen
      Stephen
      August 1, 2011 at 11:33 pm | #

      Hearty agreement here.

  5. MM
    MM
    August 2, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    What about that dress from her date? Or are you saving that for a variant?

  6. Jackson
    Jackson
    August 2, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    Orange blouse, blue sweatervest.

    There is no other choice.

  7. RayBarrington
    RayBarrington
    August 2, 2011 at 12:35 am | #

    Dress from the date. Book it. Done.

  8. NCP19
    NCP19
    August 2, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

    I also third (or whatever number this winds up being) for the date dress. That was phenomenal.

  9. Joebo
    Joebo
    August 2, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

    While date dress is a close second for me, I would have to go with SEMME attire.

    • Heavy E
      Heavy E
      August 4, 2011 at 5:13 pm | #

      Seconded.

  10. Andrea
    Andrea
    August 2, 2011 at 3:20 am | #

    I’d prefer SEMME attire, personally. Even though I first found these comics through DoA, I’m a huge fan of that version of the universe.

  11. Danicus Decimus Meridius
    Danicus Decimus Meridius
    August 2, 2011 at 6:18 am | #

    SEMME outfit. no contest.

  12. Animal
    Animal
    August 2, 2011 at 7:11 am | #

    A G-string.

    • Packy
      Packy
      August 5, 2011 at 9:09 am | #

      How do you know she’s not wearing that under all the outfits. 😉

  13. Thomas
    Thomas
    August 2, 2011 at 8:59 am | #

    Yellow dress, period.

  14. Lee
    Lee
    August 2, 2011 at 11:44 am | #

    I say white blouse, orange and pink sweater vest because it’s the first outfit I think of when I imagine Joyce, but the teal shirt with the argyle sweater vest is my favorite. For the record.

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 2, 2011 at 2:26 pm | #

      I’m glad someone else liked the teal/argyle. I really like it, but my wife is all ARGLEBARGLE about that one.

  15. DaveO
    DaveO
    August 2, 2011 at 7:37 pm | #

    I’m skeptical. Current poll leaders (at 1,199 votes) are:
    – the outfit she’s wearing in the republished image
    – the outfit in the today’s comic (full disclosure: my choice!)
    which accounts for over 50%.

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 2, 2011 at 9:45 pm | #

      I kind of expected those to be the most popular anyway. The orange-and-blue was popular before it was even used in the comic. If painting stripes on the statues isn’t cost effective, I’ll probably end up going that route.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        August 2, 2011 at 11:31 pm | #

        I feel sort of bad that now I’m hoping stripes won’t be cost-effective.

      • DaveO
        DaveO
        August 6, 2011 at 1:43 am | #

        Which is all well and good, I suppose. My point (which I didn’t really get across clearly) was that the poll slants to the uninformed, myself included. I like those two top picks, but if there was any deeper significance to the different outfits, I’d never have known before voting.

  16. Domestigoth
    Domestigoth
    August 2, 2011 at 10:44 pm | #

    ‘Nother vote for the yellow dress!

    If she knew she were going to have a figurine made of her, she’d probably dress up for the occasion … it’d also make it waaaay cuter when sending her on “dates” with the Ninja Turtles and Transformers figurines.

  17. baroncognito
    baroncognito
    August 3, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    She should wear a lobster costume.

  18. sarevock
    sarevock
    August 3, 2011 at 1:15 am | #

    ALL

  19. wnderjif
    wnderjif
    August 3, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

    THE DRESS FROM THE DATE!!!

    i had to shout, he wanted hear me otherwise. why would we want soemthing we have no perverse sexual lust over?

    • wnderjif
      wnderjif
      August 3, 2011 at 2:01 am | #

      wouldn’t* hear

    • Packy
      Packy
      August 4, 2011 at 6:50 am | #

      Sorry, but ANY figure of Joyce will inspire PSL, regardless of what she’s wearing. She could be wearing NOTHING and still inspire PSL!

      Er, wait…

      • wnderjif
        wnderjif
        August 5, 2011 at 6:11 am | #

        her in a chastity belt would kind of give the wrong idea, wouldnt it… hmm.

  20. stikibunn
    stikibunn
    August 3, 2011 at 5:36 am | #

    SEMME outfit please!

  21. Packy
    Packy
    August 4, 2011 at 6:49 am | #

    I picked the orange blouse & brown vestcoat because it’s closest to the SEMME outfit, but I would SO buy the dress from the date. That’s the dress she was wearing in my favorite print.

    I might even buy two!

  22. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    August 4, 2011 at 2:27 pm | #

    The SEMME Outfit would be for me, I´d buy them right away. Got in love with her and that outfit during It’s Walky

  23. Fred
    Fred
    August 4, 2011 at 6:07 pm | #

    Yellow dress please pretty please with sugar and a strawberry on top!

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