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by David M Willis on July 17, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Vote for Robin
└ Tags: malaya, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 17, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    the last shall be first and the first last

    • Bathymetheus
      Bathymetheus
      July 17, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      That’s just a last in, first out queue.

      Yes, I know it’s from the Bible. My comment stands.

      • Jones
        Jones
        July 17, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

        Last in, first out is a stack, not a queue.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          July 17, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

          Anyway, it is canon that Marcie uses pointers, for all the good they do her.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 17, 2019 at 6:56 am | #

            A stack IS a LIFO queue. And they are frequently implemented with pointers.

            • ktbear
              ktbear
              July 17, 2019 at 7:12 am | #

              Not sure we’re talking about the same pointers?

              • davidbreslin101
                davidbreslin101
                July 17, 2019 at 7:43 am | #

                The hunting dogs, right?

                • keithcurtis
                  keithcurtis
                  July 17, 2019 at 8:01 pm | #

                  The sisters?

                • Bathymetheus
                  Bathymetheus
                  July 17, 2019 at 11:06 pm | #

                  Haha!

                  I love you all!

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    July 17, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    I quite like this heart to heart talk

  3. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    God I love these two.

    Getting some real demi vibes from Malaya, considering this and Shortpacked.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 17, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      Agreed. Yay more aspec rep!

    • GoblinScribe
      GoblinScribe
      July 17, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      These two are so much goshdarn fun when they’re putting up with each other.

    • ian livs
      ian livs
      July 17, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Demi AND some kind of trans?? Oh no… Malaya is becoming too relatable… my head’s gonna explode.

    • CJ
      CJ
      July 17, 2019 at 2:31 am | #

      How does Demi work for what we’ve seen with her jumping Joe?

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 17, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

        It is in fact possible to bang someone you’re not attracted to. Depending on the person and the situation, it might not be something they would ever want to do and it’s not uncommon to be repulsed by the idea, but there are people who don’t mind. Especially since Malaya was getting something out of it – she thought she was spiting Sal.

        • CJ
          CJ
          July 17, 2019 at 4:22 am | #

          Maybe I misunderstood the meaning of demi then, because I though it entails both not having sex with someone you’re not attracted to and needing an emotional connection to feel attraction.

          • Happilychaotic
            Happilychaotic
            July 17, 2019 at 4:45 am | #

            Demi means only that you need an emotional connection to feel attraction, but aces and demis still can have sex with someone they are not attracted to. A lot of us don’t want to, but some don’t mind.

          • Council
            Council
            July 17, 2019 at 4:46 am | #

            Only the second part’s the one that ‘qualifies’ you, so to say.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 17, 2019 at 6:51 am | #

            Not having sex can’t really be part of the definition, since it’s an act, not an orientation. Much like homosexuals can have heterosexual sex (or vice versa), it’s just not what they’re interested in.
            The Slipshine suggests Malaya wasn’t particularly interested in the sex part. If she’s demi and hasn’t yet actually made that kind of connection with anyone, she may think that’s what sex is and just use it to further other goals – in that case to get one up on Sal.

        • Felian
          Felian
          July 17, 2019 at 4:52 am | #

          Yep!
          Actually, i like just starting out with sex in order to develop a connection and to start being attracted to someone. Because attraction is great, but often i just don’t have it until i engage with a person in some way, and for me, that way may well be sex!
          That might not be the scholarly example for demisexuality, but it works for me.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            July 17, 2019 at 9:39 am | #

            Sex actually releases a chemical in your brain that makes you “addicted” to and trust a person more so I can see this as an unlock!

            Ace spectrum is not having a sexual ATTRACTION and/or having no desire for it. You can be an ace with a high libido – it just isn’t triggered by a person in front of you. I’m Demi and I had sex with so many people precisely because I was trying to figure out what was “wrong” with me. I can recognize they have attractive traits, I like them as a person and being around them, they are all a bunch of check offs… why is this not working!?! It worked last time!!! Doesn’t help that I’m also pan so that led to a Malaya approach of guys? Girls? Anyone? I’m confused.

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              July 17, 2019 at 10:08 pm | #

              Sorry, can’t help that much. Mostly because of the “many people” part; my only time I had sex, I felt kind of sick afterwards. Fortunately it didn’t hurt the relationship, and she wanted to help figure it all out, but it was still shocking at the time.

        • Chaucer59
          Chaucer59
          July 17, 2019 at 9:13 am | #

          In this case “not attracted to” isn’t strong enough to describe Sal’s feelings re Malaya. Some people DO go in for hate-fucking, but I really can’t see Sal hate-fucking Malaya. I’d really love to see her punch Malaya in the face though.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            July 17, 2019 at 11:50 am | #

            Jason would know :). Though I agree with Malaya.

      • kdmw
        kdmw
        July 17, 2019 at 8:45 pm | #

        Plenty of ace spectrum people (including myself) enjoy the act of sex, even without sexual attraction. I don’t see someone and get turned on or want to have sex, but when I do decide to, I enjoy the emotional connection and physical sensations.

    • Happilychaotic
      Happilychaotic
      July 17, 2019 at 4:46 am | #

      Lol, I don’t know how I feel about the fact that MALAYA is maybe my representation 😀

      • Council
        Council
        July 17, 2019 at 5:13 am | #

        Sexuality aside, your name IS Happilychaotic

        I don’t know, you look like you could bond over a couple of things

  4. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh Malaya. That ‘it’s complicated’ attraction energy.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 17, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    I always took Sal for more of a Sakaki.

    Joyce is obviously Chiyo-Chan, Dina might be Osaka, Becky would make a good Tomo, maybe Marcie as Kagura (bit of a stretch, but both are into sports), and I guess Billie as Yomi?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 17, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      But we can all 100% agree that Robin and Leslie are Yukari and Nyamo, right?

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 17, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

        Judging by my minute too late comment, yes.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 17, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Who’s the Yukari and Nyamo in this equati- dammit Robin and Leslie aren’t they.

    • Kensou
      Kensou
      July 17, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Well, if we have to accept Sal as Yomi, there’s no way in HELL I’m going with Malaya as Tomo. Tomo would have been kinda annoying annoying to actually know IRL, but she doesn’t give off the same “I am very punchable” vibes Malaya does.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      July 17, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      If Sal is like Sakaki it makes sense since they’re both my favorite characters in their respective artworks.

    • The Other Mike
      The Other Mike
      July 18, 2019 at 7:01 am | #

      And Joe’s dad is Kimura,

  6. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    July 17, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    (Adds Azumanga Daioh to list of things I need to see.)

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 17, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      100%, it’s fantastic.

      • 0kami
        0kami
        July 17, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

        Seconded. It’s a delightful series.

        • wwwhhattt
          wwwhhattt
          July 17, 2019 at 6:06 am | #

          The comic’s also well worth it.

  7. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    July 17, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Stop evading the easy, non-invasive question about your sexuality, Malaya. What is this, some sort of complex personal issue that you haven’t figured out yourself yet?

    • Lexi
      Lexi
      July 17, 2019 at 1:15 am | #

      My sympathy for the girl who just demanded two people kiss to satisfy her curiosity, then taunted them for refusing to, is at all time low.

      Girl deserves some uncomfortable questions.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        July 17, 2019 at 9:42 am | #

        I get this but also two wrongs don’t make a right? Malaya being in the bad doesn’t mean the prying also isn’t in the bad?

        • Mopey
          Mopey
          July 17, 2019 at 2:56 pm | #

          But Sal isn’t prying just because she’s curious, she indirectly has some skin in the game. Given what Malaya knows now avoiding to answer “Do you think you two could hit it off?” would just be stringing Marcie along.

          Sal is really just asking (rather aggressively) if she should tell Marcie to look elsewhere. That’s a pretty reasonable question to ask someone.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            July 17, 2019 at 3:40 pm | #

            Considering how much she was loudly asking for people to be direct just a few strips ago and still didn’t receive such courtesy… no? Because Marcie isn’t there for the answer and that’s a talk for them two?

            • Mopey
              Mopey
              July 17, 2019 at 5:17 pm | #

              Sal only threw the question back to Malaya to begin with. Malaya obviously didn’t think the exact same question was unreasonable when she asked it of Sal. And she certainly wouldn’t have let Sal get away with being this evasive.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            July 17, 2019 at 3:47 pm | #

            Seriously. The idea Malaya needs to have an answer for the FRIEND over a metaphorical sledgehammer that happened a hot minute ago because Marcie wasn’t honest about herintent is beyond me.m If Malaya’s still invested after the deceit (which it seems she is) she can resolve that with Marcie on their schedule without being pushed because someone adjacent to the hijinx is concerned. “Have your head sorted now so I can have a conclusion!” Is not any (or much) better then “preform affections so I can deem it of worth!”

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 17, 2019 at 10:45 pm | #

              No, but this also isn’t out of the blue, it’s a reasonable follow up to the conversation they’ve been having about the aftermath of finding out about Marcie. Malaya ask Sal if she might get together with Marcie, Sal says no and returns the question to Malaya, following it up with the “do you like girls” as part of the same chain of thought. Even the “that’s not a no” comes with a smile, which makes me read is more of “I know that means yes” tease than a demand for a firm answer.
              Malaya’s under no obligation to answer of course, but I don’t see the questions as out of line. In this context.

              • Seregiel
                Seregiel
                July 18, 2019 at 11:25 am | #

                That was more towards commenters making it seem like Sal deserves an answer versus it being a natural line of questioning.

                • Mopey
                  Mopey
                  July 20, 2019 at 9:13 am | #

                  Well, since it was an answer to my comment I’d assume I’m one of the implied commenters in this situation, but my point was certainly not that Malaya was obligated to answer, just that it wasn’t unreasonable for Sal to ask.

                  A question being reasonable to ask and “I’d prefer not to answer that” being a valid response aren’t mutually exclusive.

    • Kyoulkoa
      Kyoulkoa
      July 17, 2019 at 2:07 am | #

      I just wanted to let you know, after seeing your current Malaya ava, I chuckled for about a min

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 17, 2019 at 6:49 pm | #

        We aims to please.

  8. Nono
    Nono
    July 17, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Ah ha, I see.

    Sal is the new Joyce, and Malaya is now Walky.

  9. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 17, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Does the ukulele need to be tagged?

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 17, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      Today’s strip is sponsored by the Eaglemoss Back To The Future DeLorean scale model.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 17, 2019 at 1:47 am | #

      Danny’s not in this one…

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        July 17, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

        As of this moment, Sal and Malaya aren’t tagged. I think that’s Stephen’s point?

        Anyway, when it comes to the posters on Sal’s part of the wall, I have at least once mistaken a guitar for a bass, so I have no credibility here, but: that blue thing looks a lot more like a guitar than an ukulele to me.

  10. MasakiSayz
    MasakiSayz
    July 17, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Hoo boy, talking about Azumanga Daioh makes me feel older than the adding app everyone got into today

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      July 17, 2019 at 10:10 pm | #

      Don’t trust that app. I hear it’s riddled with spyware.

  11. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 17, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    They DO manage to slip in some real conversation about heavy subjects between the insult. That’s impressive.

    • etherealdesiign
      etherealdesiign
      July 17, 2019 at 2:50 am | #

      for about three seconds and…. it’s gone.

      if the current pattern holds, we’ll see that from them again in, uh, six years?

  12. Pocky
    Pocky
    July 17, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    Well dang, there goes Marcie’s threeway proposal.

    • Shen Hibiki
      Shen Hibiki
      July 17, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

      …not really, they don’t need to work on eachother, if they both work on Marcie then it’s still a threesome (?)

  13. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    July 17, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Now THAT was hilarious. Ok that was either Malaya messing with her or she actauly assumes there were times Sal made a pass at her.

  14. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 17, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    Malaya only really likes herself so I guess that technically means she’s into girls?

    • Shen Hibiki
      Shen Hibiki
      July 17, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

      Nope, since she’s not sure she’s a girl sometimes… so she’s not sure what’s she into!

    • ktbear
      ktbear
      July 17, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      What makes you think Malaya likes herself?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 17, 2019 at 8:18 am | #

        “Does anybody really like ANYBODY?”

        Not Malaya.

  15. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    July 17, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    N-nice save?

    Anyway, I’m impressed that trying to manipulate Malaya has somehow led to this, probably their most positive interaction… ever?

  16. 0kami
    0kami
    July 17, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

    Goddamnit Malaya, why am I agreeing with you in panel 4?

  17. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 17, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

    Malaya probably got the biggest laugh out of me here than she has in Shortpacked or DoA. Nice punchline.

  18. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    July 17, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

    Panel 4: O Cursed Image!

  19. FaerwenOfValenwood
    FaerwenOfValenwood
    July 17, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

    I’m kind of really enjoying Malaya now that she’s showing some humanity. This feels funny.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 17, 2019 at 2:40 am | #

      Yes; the fact that we’re actually seeing her develop in the strip – Willis confirming about her problems and how they impact on her behaviour – makes her less of a one-dimensional bully character and easier to understand.

      • Felian
        Felian
        July 17, 2019 at 4:57 am | #

        Yes please. i like it when obnoxious characters develop depth that make them easier to not hate…
        Carla would need a bit more depth, too. i mean we’ve seen her dealing with transphobia and showing feelings about it, but otherwise she’s just being super annoying to me… (or maybe just reminding me of a person i know that is really obnoxious, too..)

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 17, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

          I think we’ve seen a good deal of depth with Carla – enough to know that the asshole is mostly a facade. Particularly we’ve seen her reach out to help people – patching Amber up after the car chase, Joyce’s shower shoes, especially continuing to check up on Ruth above and beyond what Billie had any right to ask.
          It’s that we haven’t seen anything similar from Malaya as yet that leaves me less sympathetic to her.

  20. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    July 17, 2019 at 12:37 am | #

    The more she dodges, the more fakey she become.

  21. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    July 17, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

    Malaya tries to be a bongo to cover up her own insecurities. It’s both sad and funny.

  22. Zatar
    Zatar
    July 17, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

    Honestly panel 5 Sal makes me agree with panel 6 Malaya.

  23. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 17, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

    Coincidentally I bought the Azumanga Daioh omnibus today. Pretty entertaining so far.

    Any highlights to further pique the interest of myself and others?

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      Good purchase, that was the first Manga I ever bought, oh so many years ago.

  24. Keulen
    Keulen
    July 17, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

    Perhaps Malaya should get into politics, since she’s so good at dodging questions.

  25. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    July 17, 2019 at 1:17 am | #

    If Malaya turns out to be aromantic and have a shifting, uncertain gender identity, then the character I will relate to most strongly will be the one I’ve found most obnoxious.

    Life … is a puzzling thing …

    • Jago
      Jago
      July 17, 2019 at 7:21 am | #

      Do you relate to people more because of their gender/sexual identity than their character? I am geniuenly curious, because I never thought about that, in general.

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        thejeff
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        It’s not uncommon for people whose identities don’t get a lot of representation. When you find a character who matches those aspects there’s a tendency to latch on.

        For those of us more mainstream, we can afford to be pickier. There’s a ton of straight white cis guys in media, so I can pick other aspects of character to relate to.

        • davidbreslin101
          davidbreslin101
          July 17, 2019 at 2:32 pm | #

          I remember about 15 years ago asking a friend why she was so keen to watch a couple of BBC drama serials that basically portrayed lesbians as doomed, crazy bunny-boilers. Her answer was something like “well, it’s better than nothing.”

        • Jago
          Jago
          July 18, 2019 at 11:34 am | #

          TBH I can’t remember identifying with a lesbian character before at all. Maybe I just forgot, or maybe I’m just too picky. But then again, my sexual orientation isn’t that important to me, so maybe it’s about what’s important to us, about ourselves.

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        Seregiel
        July 17, 2019 at 9:58 am | #

        Not speaking for Googleman, but personally it’s more the kindred spirit feeling. I might not like them, but they know what it is like to face some of the same challenges and that makes me a bit more empathetic to their flaws. I root for them in a fashion, even if it’s against my own personal beliefs, because I’m happy they achieved their own goals when life makes it that much more difficult. There’s a bestowing of respect even if it’s grudging. Order of operations helps. If they are starting out a jerk and then I get a reason – benefit of the doubt for at least a time. Life is hard! If I know what they are and they are then shown to be a jerk – people are people and all can be awful to one another. There is a limit to how much misery you’re allowed to spread and have it be reasonable and you don’t get to continue to lash out against people who didn’t contribute to your pain. Human mistakes okay but you need to be willing to work on the pattern.

        First is personality or values. But it’s a really nice feeling when you know there is someone who understands even if you don’t agree with them.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 17, 2019 at 10:14 pm | #

        Honestly, my particular orientation is something I’ve never really seen, so I tend to latch onto characters whose backstory, personality, or shown experience match mine.

    • Dellaran
      Dellaran
      July 17, 2019 at 12:14 pm | #

      I briefly read that as “aromatic”, instead of “aromantic”, and I actually started wondering how many delocalized electrons Malaya has and whether she satisfies the 4n + 2 rule.

      I think I need more sleep.

      • JBento
        JBento
        July 17, 2019 at 3:15 pm | #

        You mean, benzzzzzzzzzzzene?

  26. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    July 17, 2019 at 1:17 am | #

    “Does anybody really like anybody?” is the most honest answer you’re gonna get, Sal.

  27. John
    John
    July 17, 2019 at 1:26 am | #

    Malaya’s really gunning for taking away Naomi’s top spot as “named character with the most F-bombs per appearance”.

    She’s already, by far, the sweariest character with double-digit appearances.

  28. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    July 17, 2019 at 1:40 am | #

    If there’s one thing Malaya knows, it’s bow to dodge a question.

  29. Lacuna
    Lacuna
    July 17, 2019 at 1:47 am | #

    Dumbing of Age cast hanging out with the Azumanga Daioh cast:

    -Osaka’s a creative writing major and hangs out with Ruth a lot in the English department. Ruth winds up looking after her against her will.

    -Sakaki, as usual, winds up as one of the cool kids against her will. I’m not sure whether or not Malaya would hate her a la Sal or ironically respect her because she takes no crap from anyone and they’ve both got exotic pets.

    -Tomo tries to catch Amazi-Girl early on as training for when she joins the police. She winds up hanging out with Billie a lot, who’s just Yomi enough to get mad at her shenanigans yet just dumb enough to keep encouraging them.

    -Kagura’s part of the roller derby.

    -Leslie winds up dating Yukari.

    -Blowjob Cat Vs. Chiyo’s Dad.

    I have no idea how that would play out, but it’s happening.

    Any other ideas?

  30. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 17, 2019 at 2:11 am | #

    Malaya, seriously, stop deflecting. Yes or no? If it’s ‘no’, there’s no issue here because something tells me that Sal is enough of a good guy personality type that she’ll help you break it to Marcie and make sure it doesn’t damage your friendship.

    If it’s ‘yes’ but your gender identity issues are screwing around with your brain, then tell Marcie. She just might be understanding enough to actually meet you half way!

    • JBento
      JBento
      July 17, 2019 at 8:39 am | #

      Or, y’know, don’t stop deflecting and tell Sal to mind her own business. Personal information is personal and you shouldn’t feel obligated to give it to people.

      • JBento
        JBento
        July 17, 2019 at 8:41 am | #

        And in FURTHER stuff, why should she go out of her way to tell Marcie? Marcie didn’t tell her she wanted to bang, why is Malaya doing all the work here, including revealing extremely personal information that she’s not sure of and may or may not be comfortable with in the first place?

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          July 17, 2019 at 9:01 am | #

          This. Thank you.

        • Mopey
          Mopey
          July 17, 2019 at 4:22 pm | #

          Well, the information that Marcie is in to Malaya is out there, so the status quo is undone and the option of not dealing with it isn’t really on the table. Malaya is certainly entitled to keep her secrets, but it’s a situation she’s going to have to address or it’s just going to drag the drama out.

          If this is as big of a hurdle to Malaya as some people seem to assume then the option of just rejecting Marcie and not going in to it too much is right there. It’s not like she couldn’t change her mind on that later.

  31. CJ
    CJ
    July 17, 2019 at 2:37 am | #

    The original question was “are you into Marice” but Malaya conveniently forgot that and jumped to make it about Sal instead.
    Soooooo, why would she do that? If she’s not into Sal, that is.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 17, 2019 at 2:42 am | #

      She’s trying to avoid an uncomfortable question that she doesn’t feel able to answer by trying to make Sal angry so she’ll forget that she wants it answered. This is a pretty big indicator about how much Malaya’s gender identity issues are impacting on her behaviour.

      • CJ
        CJ
        July 17, 2019 at 4:10 am | #

        I think you are given her too much slack on this one. Whether Malaya feels attraction to Marcie or not is not a function of Malaya’s gender identity, though it might impact the wish to do something about it.

        I do think past interactions have shown that Malaya is very occupied with Sal and how she lives her life and an attraction that’s not recognized makes, to me at least, more sense that just “randomly decided to hate Sal for being ‘fake’ (however that idea came into being)”

  32. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    July 17, 2019 at 2:43 am | #

    …Now kiss.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 17, 2019 at 4:31 am | #

      They’re gonna apologise to each other and then do the big fucky-wucky.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 17, 2019 at 6:49 am | #

        Please. We’re civilized around here. We call it the rumpy-pumpy.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 17, 2019 at 7:49 am | #

          Slap-jackin’?

          • JBento
            JBento
            July 17, 2019 at 8:43 am | #

            Ok, now you’re just making up words.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            July 17, 2019 at 10:16 pm | #

            People, the medical term is “Premarital Hanky-Panky”. I would appreciate if we kept it scientific.

        • Portland
          Portland
          July 17, 2019 at 10:07 pm | #

          Or they just keep fighting and then go home and do the happy fappy

  33. Kat
    Kat
    July 17, 2019 at 3:05 am | #

    *plays “I love you (as much as someone like me can love anyone)” from the Galavant musical on the muzak. *

  34. etherealdesiign
    etherealdesiign
    July 17, 2019 at 3:46 am | #

    is it bad that i’m counting down the days until the buffer runs out and there’s a chance there’ll be a joke in DoA about belle delphine

    i just really want to see what willis has in the tank for gamer girl bathwater. there are big opportunities here.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 17, 2019 at 3:57 am | #

      Have we seen anyone playing video games, aside from Sal, Danny, Joe, and Amber?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 17, 2019 at 4:55 am | #

        That isn’t enough?

        • JBento
          JBento
          July 17, 2019 at 10:04 am | #

          I think it’s more a question of outlook than number? Does any of those fourstrike you like buying other people’s bathwater?

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            July 17, 2019 at 6:55 pm | #

            It’s a little of both. Out of the whole 90+ cast members, we’ve got maybe 4 Hardkore Gamerz®. Out of those 4, are any of them about to buy Vanellope von Schweetz’s tub froth?

            • etherealdesiign
              etherealdesiign
              July 17, 2019 at 11:39 pm | #

              it would have to be someone completely unexpected. how about mary? she draws like a weeb, she’s a possible candidate.

      • Churnobyl
        Churnobyl
        July 17, 2019 at 3:59 pm | #

        So this led me down a spiral of questioning. The comic started back in 2010, almost a decade ago. A lots changed with electronics (and life) since then. But focusing on games for a minute, I think all we’ve seen so far is Mario kart on the DS? I’m pretty sure it’s been stated somewhere that the comic isn’t “time-locked” somewhere, but it’s really strange to think that the PS3 was replaced with the PS4, and will soon be replaced with the PS5 in the few in-universe months its been. Like seeing a character using a Switch would be really bizarre if you think about it too much.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          July 17, 2019 at 4:51 pm | #

          well don’t look now, but

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/doubleten/

          • Churnobyl
            Churnobyl
            July 17, 2019 at 5:04 pm | #

            Noooooooo my brain!

  35. CJ
    CJ
    July 17, 2019 at 4:17 am | #

    Oh and, BTW: Sal looks so happy at the thought of Marcie getting what she wants in panel four.

    To bad Sal and Malaya are having two entirely different conversations.
    Sal: “hey, my long time best friend might have been into me all the time and I’m not sure what that makes of our friendship. But:I’m sure she’d be happy if you two hooked up. You didn’t say you wouldn’t, so is that a yes?”

    Malaya: “Sal wants to know if I’m into girls, I don’t have a clue and sure as hell don’t want to answer that. She must be asking because she’s into me.”

  36. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    July 17, 2019 at 4:57 am | #

    Malaya: Fine, whatever! *takes off shirt*
    Sal: Not me! Marcie!
    *Marcie walks in*
    Slipshine: Marcie does a Threesome.

  37. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 17, 2019 at 6:08 am | #

    “Does anyone really like anyone?”

    Puts an interesting spin on Malaya’s romantic entanglements. She might just flat out not enjoy her hookups.

  38. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    July 17, 2019 at 6:30 am | #

    Is Malaya a music major? She certainly has a fascination with guitar ads or guitar technical diagrams.

  39. Liquid Len
    Liquid Len
    July 17, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

    I think that’s Sal’s side. Sal played bass in boarding school.

    • Alan in DC
      Alan in DC
      July 17, 2019 at 4:18 pm | #

      Yep, cant believe I forgot that … thx L^2.

  40. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 17, 2019 at 8:37 am | #

    Malaya has start to show a more insecure and human attitude and has Sal started to find (almost) nice to talk with her. I find more and more possible that these two will become friends.

  41. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    July 17, 2019 at 10:25 am | #

    Successful deflection

  42. Callid13
    Callid13
    July 17, 2019 at 10:38 am | #

    Seems Sal and me think alike, considering what I wrote yesterday XD

  43. Jason Rivest
    Jason Rivest
    July 17, 2019 at 11:09 am | #

    Malaya is kind of growing on me. Strange.

  44. Lulu88
    Lulu88
    July 17, 2019 at 11:31 am | #

    So she wants to fuck Sal or not?

  45. Lamppost
    Lamppost
    July 17, 2019 at 12:05 pm | #

    I love this dynamic and am also SUPER INTRIGUED by Malaya’s personal life

  46. Jupiterror
    Jupiterror
    July 17, 2019 at 1:18 pm | #

    I like the energy they have between each other now, more riffing on each other than blatant toxicity. Could be alright roomies after all.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      July 17, 2019 at 11:51 pm | #

      Carla will be very disappointed.

  47. Cardinal Country
    Cardinal Country
    July 17, 2019 at 6:33 pm | #

    Ultimate Sal response “AHA! Deflections! So many deflections you have now hit yourself! AHA!” or something.

  48. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 17, 2019 at 7:04 pm | #

    …I might draw that tho.

  49. Mada
    Mada
    July 17, 2019 at 10:05 pm | #

    Oh shit Sal’s got Yomi energy and Malaya’s totally sporting Tomo’s volume 4 haircut…

  50. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    July 17, 2019 at 10:57 pm | #

    BREAKING, URGENT QUESTION:

    With one hour before the next strip posts, there are still no tags for this strip.

    DOES THAT MEAN IT’S NOT CANON?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      July 18, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Thank Cheese, a potential rift in the Dumbiverse has been averted!

  51. nightshade
    nightshade
    July 17, 2019 at 11:42 pm | #

    lol sals sooooo easy t ohassle

  52. All-Purpose Guru
    All-Purpose Guru
    July 18, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

    I think it’s telling that Malaya can’t conceive of even *liking* someone. Talk about a sour life this one leads.

    • Blazing Ace
      Blazing Ace
      July 18, 2019 at 2:48 am | #

      Or, they’re AroAce

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        July 18, 2019 at 9:03 am | #

        Makes a lot of sense especially considering her Shortpacked counterpart. AroAce libidoist.

  53. Chessboard
    Chessboard
    July 18, 2019 at 8:32 pm | #

    Sal, she’s giving you a hint. It’s called a suspicious denial. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

  54. Liliet
    Liliet
    July 20, 2019 at 8:42 am | #

    …yep, asexual Malaya.

    Also possibly aromantic.

    Luv her <3

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