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by David M Willis on November 16, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce, sarah

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 16, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    you’d think that’d’ve been the first thing she got before going in in the first place

    …

    maybe Becky found a cat after all and that’s the cat’s share

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      November 16, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      Great, now THIS browser isn’t storing my prefs anymore EITHER

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 16, 2019 at 11:56 pm | #

        The only cat so far in this comic is blowjob cat.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 16, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    “One of her limits is that she gets hungry. Another is that she’ll have to use the bathroom at some point. See? She’ll come out eventually.”

    • Z
      Z
      November 16, 2019 at 10:06 am | #

      “Joyce, that room has an en suite”. “…. Dang it.”

  3. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 16, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Get The Door–It’s DOMINO’S.

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      November 16, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Looks more like Little Caesars. Orange box.

      • JetstreamGW
        JetstreamGW
        November 16, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

        Also the alt text says “hot and ready,” which is one of their things.

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          November 16, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

          alt text on a previous strip also said “it’s little caesars” regarding the campaign pizza, so I’m guessing she got the same brand since it seemed to be a hit on campus already 🙂

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            November 16, 2019 at 8:36 am | #

            *somewhere in the city, Galazzo is emitting the Wilhelm scream*

            • DSL
              DSL
              November 16, 2019 at 11:02 am | #

              Which, somehow, still manages to sound like “Fools!”

      • Dean
        Dean
        November 16, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

        I wonder if this is the same pizza the DeSanto campaign was passing out. Has Becky misappropriated campaign assets?

        • Meagan
          Meagan
          November 16, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

          You called it

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 16, 2019 at 2:30 am | #

          Campaign assets are for misappropriating. Get over it.

          Ask any politician.

          And if it is wrong, it isn’t impeachable.

          • Pablo360
            Pablo360
            November 16, 2019 at 8:46 am | #

            The Constitution doesn’t say anything about pizza.

        • Z
          Z
          November 16, 2019 at 10:06 am | #

          This is officially listed as a fundraising party.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        November 16, 2019 at 2:47 am | #

        Man, I haven’t had Domino’s in decades. They made some good pizza.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 16, 2019 at 8:35 am | #

          Dominos pizza has a weird ebb and flow. It’s good for a while, then they gradually cheapen it until it’s disappointing, until they get enough complaints and make it good again and the cycle restarts.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 16, 2019 at 1:17 pm | #

            Maybe that’s it. It’s been a long time since I had Domino’s, since even in college it was considered the low end of cheap delivery pizza. “Domino’s Death Disks”

      • Felix
        Felix
        November 16, 2019 at 3:49 am | #

        Also it’s a stack of 2 boxes, she definitely intends to stay in there long.

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          November 16, 2019 at 7:04 am | #

          I wondered why she bothered carrying a slice in her mouth.

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            November 16, 2019 at 3:23 pm | #

            Prevents her from being obligated to speak.

  4. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    November 16, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Sarah, save some pepperoni pizza for Dorothy (provded Becky doesn’t notice).

  5. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 16, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Was that TWO entire pizzas?

    Don’t worry, Joyce …. she’ll be coming back out for something to drink before too long.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      November 16, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

      Unfortunately you don’t need a spoon to eat pizza http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/sacklunch/

    • Kensou
      Kensou
      November 16, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      It might be one… that line could represent a fold in the cardboard.

      Either way, birthday or not, asshole move, Sarah. It’s unlikely you’re eating all of that (those?) in one sitting.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        November 16, 2019 at 1:02 am | #

        I beg to differ. She is a college student (where do they put all that food??), plus it’s her birthday. I doubt Sarah is the kind of person who would restrain herself from eating an entire pizza on her birthday if she wanted to, just to avoid a stomachache/pizza hangover. She would then probably use the resulting regret and misery as further evidence to support her “people are selfish idiots, including myself” worldview. : )

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          November 16, 2019 at 1:47 am | #

          Hey, her “Sophomore 15” needed backup

          • SillyGoose
            SillyGoose
            November 16, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

            Isn’t Dina also in the social anxiety room? She might be sharing.

            • Norah
              Norah
              November 16, 2019 at 5:22 am | #

              That’s what I was thinking too.

            • Diane
              Diane
              November 16, 2019 at 7:49 am | #

              She did say earlier that she’d also be in that room when inviting Sarah.

            • JBento
              JBento
              November 16, 2019 at 8:11 am | #

              Dina hasn’t shown up yet, I think. Becky says Danny was first on the scene and we’ve seen everyone else arrive.

            • OBBWG
              OBBWG
              November 16, 2019 at 8:23 am | #

              Dina’s been in there the whole time. No one has noticed her yet.

              • StClair
                StClair
                November 16, 2019 at 3:12 pm | #

                Every so often, when Sarah looks over at the box, another piece has vanished.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 16, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      Kensou has it–that’s the lid of one pizza box.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        November 16, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

        No, she’s got two boxes, one on top of the other.  And she apparently couldn’t wait until she got back to her safe place, since the top one is open to reveal one slice missing — and if you look closely, you’ll see it hanging out of Sarah’s mouth.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          November 16, 2019 at 1:00 am | #

          I saw her eating the removed slice already.

          But I didn’t see the second box underneath! My eyes must be tired.

          • vitalProximity
            vitalProximity
            November 16, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

            To be fair, the box is almost the same color as the door right behind it, so it blends in pretty well unless you look closely. I missed it too, until I went looking. Cut your eyes some slack ;D

        • Norah
          Norah
          November 16, 2019 at 5:24 am | #

          Oh, now I see the second box. I’m assuming one for Sarah and one for Dina.

  6. DaveM
    DaveM
    November 16, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Priorities. Gotta get your priorities right.

  7. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 16, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Never before has Sarah represented me so closely. Truly this is a great day.

    • PSadlon
      PSadlon
      November 16, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Same

  8. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 16, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    Joyce, stop being a pill.

  9. tirachokko
    tirachokko
    November 16, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    again, apathy, Joyce
    apathy and pizza

  10. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    November 16, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    this is the second time I’ve laughed my ass off over someone spitefully eating pizza, A+ storyline

  11. PSadlon
    PSadlon
    November 16, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    Called it

  12. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    November 16, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    Like hunger. That’s a limit. Wait long enough, and Sarah will have to leave the room to poop.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 16, 2019 at 5:06 pm | #

      And then it turns out that that room has a built in bathroom suite.

  13. StClair
    StClair
    November 16, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

    I’m actually starting to wish that this morning’s events had been a harder/more lasting check on Joyce’s worst tendencies.

    • Johan
      Johan
      November 16, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

      She got dumped and wants to make her friend happy in the way that makes herself happy. If anything Sarah should probably have asked more questions.

      They say the best gift for someone else if something you’d want.

      • StClair
        StClair
        November 16, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

        That’s the kind of thinking that leads to bowling balls named Homer.

      • JBento
        JBento
        November 16, 2019 at 8:12 am | #

        Who are “they” who say this? I want to take out a hit on them.

  14. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    November 16, 2019 at 12:37 am | #

    I am with Joyce in this one. I have been in Sarah’s place and it isn’t funny. You only stare at a tv and eating your food while everyone else is talking and having something to laugh at. Sure, they not always talk about something you like and some of them may not be people you are friends with, but the self isolation will make you hate yourself and then hate the world. Why be in that party if you arent even going to interact with others? Sarah could have said no to attending and Joyce wouldn’t have been able to move her since Sarah has stated she “runs on apathy”.

    • Norah
      Norah
      November 16, 2019 at 12:54 am | #

      Remember that Dina is also going to be in that room!

    • tirachokko
      tirachokko
      November 16, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

      ah but party adjacent? I haven’t been given a room to isolate myself in, but being around people I do know for company without actually interacting has been positive for me tbh. You have freedom to join in if you choose, but you’re also allowed to decide to not join in without people around you feeling snubbed or trying to entice you to go with the flow if you don’t feel like it

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      November 16, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

      I’m often in Sarah’s place, but I am on the Autistic Spectrum so I run out of juice fast and need a retreat

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      November 16, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

      Among other things, I have auditory processing issues. If I’m at a typical party, the sound in the room coalesces into one big sonic ball and I can’t understand what anyone is saying even they’re talking directly to me. It can get overwhelming and frustrating.

      But I’m not anti-social! I like being around people who are having a good time. I just can’t always interact with them in the way that they expect. A quiet retreat space can help a lot.

      And of course there’s a DoA strip, there is always a DoA strip. It me.

      • Masumi
        Masumi
        November 16, 2019 at 8:48 am | #

        Hey, I think I have that too, with the auditory issues! Just wondering – is it an ear thing or a brain thing for you? Like, I got my ears checked and apparently they’re great, but I still can’t hear what people are saying… Basically, how do I google this XD

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          November 16, 2019 at 12:02 pm | #

          Google “Auditory Processing Disorder.” Sometimes it’s called “Central Auditory Processing Disorder” or CAPD. In the google world there’s not a lot of solid information about specifics, but you can get a good overview.

          I’ve never gone in for a diagnosis. I’m just going off my life experience, plus what I know of CAPD, which I first learned about from someone who had it.

          For example, if I’m even in a four-person group, and two of them start going off on their own conversation, I have a hard time carrying on a conversation with the other remaining person, because the cross-talk all blends together and I can’t separate the words easily.

          For unrelated reasons, I had my hearing checked out recently, and apart from very mild age-related hearing loss, it’s normal. So I’m going with brain thing.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            November 16, 2019 at 12:11 pm | #

            Also when googling, it’s important to realize that just like “color blindness,” “auditory processing disorder” is an umbrella term that covers a wide spectrum of issues.

            • Masumi
              Masumi
              November 16, 2019 at 9:47 pm | #

              Thank you 🙂

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            November 16, 2019 at 4:21 pm | #

            I understand what you’re saying (pun intended).

            If there’s enough of a crowd and I’m with multiple different-voiced people (pitch, timber, etc) I may have to point my ear at someone to hear them clearly, while another person’s speech I get clear.

            I also don’t mind background noise speech, but can get really irritated by one person whose talk I can hear from ~50 feet away when they’re right next to the person they’re conversing with.

    • Norah
      Norah
      November 16, 2019 at 5:29 am | #

      Abysswatcher1993, I would feel like you also, but I’m not sure Sarah would feel the same way. Plus she’s got Dina to talk to—Dina was going to be in that room too.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      November 16, 2019 at 7:30 am | #

      Aside from the fact that she’s not actually going to be alone (Dina’s definitely going to be in there, and I’m thinking that Billie will be in there too), I doubt Sarah wanted to go in the first place. Remember, Joyce was literally dragging her here in the last comic.

    • Masumi
      Masumi
      November 16, 2019 at 8:50 am | #

      Welllll, sitting party-adjacent alone by your own choice beats being among the people but still feeling isolated. (I’ve been trying to interact more with people recently, which makes it just more obvious that I’m coated with some kind of social teflon. Next time, just gimme a room and a cat, please.)

    • KJ
      KJ
      November 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm | #

      Yea…no. Introverted people that do not have the mental energy to be around large groups of people and are actually much happier if they can spend time alone exist. Having a room adjacent to a party that lets Sarah choose to talk to people if she actually wants to is a good solution, but Joyce is kind of sabotaging it here by guaranteeing that Sarah will be immediately bombarded with focused social interaction the second she exits the room. People like Joyce who refuse to comprehend that introverted people do not always need to be “helped” are infuriating.

  15. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 16, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

    Relatable, Sarah

  16. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 16, 2019 at 1:01 am | #

    I relate with Sarah so much right now.

  17. Suet
    Suet
    November 16, 2019 at 1:29 am | #

    Didn’t stack beforehand… freshman move.

  18. CMasta
    CMasta
    November 16, 2019 at 1:47 am | #

    Being a natural extrovert I cannot comprehend Sarah in this moment. Like I understand a mood like this exists but I can’t imagine what it’s like or why.

    No disrespect it’s just wow so different than how I live

    • Jay
      Jay
      November 16, 2019 at 3:38 am | #

      Imagine the feeling you get being around people. But take away the peoppe.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      November 16, 2019 at 4:39 am | #

      I know it’s very hard to comprehend. I feel the same way when I meet people who are extroverts. 🙂 “You LIKE all the noise and the crowds and chaos?? :O” was pretty much how I responded to a friend whom I asked why she loved going to live concerts.

  19. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 16, 2019 at 1:53 am | #

    But now Sarah’s gonna have to leave that room again eventually, since she didn’t get any water or pop to drink with that pizza.

  20. Pocky
    Pocky
    November 16, 2019 at 2:01 am | #

    should’ve closed that door, Joyce.

    Now you gotta wait for her to go to the bathroom.

  21. Vinny
    Vinny
    November 16, 2019 at 2:03 am | #

    “AWFUL thoughtful”?
    Seems to me that Dorothy would be very scrupulous about her grammar, and say, “awfully thoughtful”.

  22. not someone else
    not someone else
    November 16, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

    Heh. Fundamental misunderstanding of introversion/extraversion. Having her limits is likely why she’s holed up in a side room in the first place.

  23. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    November 16, 2019 at 3:04 am | #

    Something tells me Sarah is to be a Chekhov Gun in the oncoming comics

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      November 16, 2019 at 3:26 pm | #

      I mean, she’s at least Chekhov’s Bat.

  24. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    November 16, 2019 at 3:12 am | #

    What’s that quote from that high school girls movie I never got around to watching? “The limit does not exist”?

  25. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 16, 2019 at 3:59 am | #

    Calling it now: Sarah heard what Joyce said and did this deliberately to mess with her.

  26. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 16, 2019 at 5:38 am | #

    Some people have limits on how long they can be isolated.

    Others have limits on how long they can be around people instead.

    Joyce is an extrovert, and she doesn’t understand.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 16, 2019 at 8:26 am | #

      Extroverts just don’t get it, and introverts don’t want to deal with people long enough to explain. It’s a vicious cycle.

  27. Sporky
    Sporky
    November 16, 2019 at 6:51 am | #

    I definitely understand where Sarah is coming from, but it’s a bit much to be doing this at her own party. Next time just say no.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      November 16, 2019 at 7:26 am | #

      Pretty sure she did say no (Joyce was dragging her to the party in the last comic). Plus, I don’t think that this was intended to be a joint party until this in-comic morning, so she wouldn’t have been involved if Becky hadn’t found out it was her birthday.

  28. Exarch
    Exarch
    November 16, 2019 at 9:01 am | #

    Prediction – if asshole squad crashes the party, Sarah being hidden in the other room will save the day. They won’t see her coming. Here’s to hoping she brought her bat

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 16, 2019 at 11:06 am | #

      Toedad: “Haha, now we hold everyone at the party hostage, because we are clearly good people.”
      Blaine: “Did you check the inner room?”
      Toedad: “Why would I ever want to do that?”

  29. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 16, 2019 at 9:18 am | #

    Oh no! She has Pizzas. She really do not need anyone now.

  30. Raul
    Raul
    November 16, 2019 at 9:50 am | #

    that scowl 😀

  31. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    November 16, 2019 at 10:20 am | #

    Joyce… these limits you speak of, they operate in the opposite direction than you’re thinking.

    You’re an extrovert; if you go too long without socializing, you get uncomfortable and initiate something. There is no meaninful drive to avoid socializing (in general, as opposed to with specific people you’re awkward with).

    Sarah isn in introvert; if she spends too long socializing, she gets uncomfortable and seeks peaceful seclusion. There is no meaningful drive to socialize.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 16, 2019 at 1:15 pm | #

      But Sarah seems to go beyond that. I’m an introvert and I know that feeling well, but Sarah seems to have adopted it as a lifestyle for reasons beyond just introversion. A place to retreat to when the socializing is too much is great. Going to the party just to spend all your time in the retreat is well beyond that.

      Sarah’s approach is partly innate and partly performative – likely stemming from last year’s traumas. Joyce pushing her boundaries has definitely been good for her, as we’ve seen in her few unguarded moments. At the same time, Joyce is likely to go too far, but Sarah is also likely to withdraw too far to keep up her misanthropic image.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        November 16, 2019 at 1:31 pm | #

        I see nothing performative.

        I’d do this. Being forced to socialize eats up way more spoons way more quickly than socializing by choice does.

        Giving into Joyce’s attempts to bulldoze her boundaries would do nothing but reduce the amount of socializing Sarah could do.

        • JBento
          JBento
          November 16, 2019 at 2:00 pm | #

          This. Combine it with the fact that Joyce and Becky, which at this point comprise about half the people at this party, are both very, uh, let’s go wtih “expansive”, and my socialising batteries would be drained in about 2 minutes flat. The side room IS the social option right now – the other option is leaving outright.

  32. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 16, 2019 at 10:36 am | #

    Come on, Joyce. This is your chance to have uninterupted Dorothy-time. Don’t blow it!

  33. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    November 16, 2019 at 2:45 pm | #

    All they have to do is let Sarah do her own thing. Then, they can sneak off to the laundry room, give Danny the boot, and make out on top of the washing machine.

  34. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 16, 2019 at 3:18 pm | #

    hot and ready indeed

  35. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Pizza party for 1.

  36. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    November 17, 2019 at 7:08 am | #

    I thought the word was misanthrope, not misanthropist. Are they both legit? If so, what’s the diff?

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
i want to change the caption's image to a photo of a mountain of ET cartridges in a landfill
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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