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by David M Willis on March 3, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - To Remind You of My Love
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce, robin, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 3, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    called it

    (I mean, it’s pretty obvious tho)

  2. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    March 3, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce, no

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      March 3, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Robin, no.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        March 3, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        Sarah, no.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

          Dorothy, n… well, maybe.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            March 3, 2020 at 8:33 am | #

            Becky, know.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          March 3, 2020 at 10:35 am | #

          Dr. Scott, no.

          • clif
            clif
            March 3, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

            That’s what Brad said.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            March 3, 2020 at 4:02 pm | #

            Rocky, grunt

          • Yet One More Idiot
            Yet One More Idiot
            March 5, 2020 at 6:41 pm | #

            Dr. No xD

    • DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
      March 3, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

      Also, you count as an adult, Joyce……Or were Sarah and Dorothy the 2 other ‘Okay’ adults?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        March 3, 2020 at 2:04 am | #

        They’re adults the same way glass is a liquid.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 9:47 am | #

          Technically.

          • DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
            DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
            March 3, 2020 at 9:52 pm | #

            What about legally?

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          March 3, 2020 at 12:30 pm | #

          Only if you ignore certain physical properties?

        • Arianod
          Arianod
          March 3, 2020 at 3:30 pm | #

          That is, not at all?

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            March 3, 2020 at 4:06 pm | #

            Well, it is and isn’t, depending on how you tilt your brain.

            • DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
              DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
              March 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm | #

              Joyce’s world has been tilting it’s brain to classify Ross as a fully-functioning adult Her and Becky’s whole lives. It wouldn’t be a trip into an obscure Adult Swim animated universe to classify J. , S. and D.’s College ‘Kid’ status as entry-level adulthood, given the practiced standard…

        • Znayx
          Znayx
          March 3, 2020 at 10:28 pm | #

          Arianod is right. The answer is “not at all”. The thing about glass seeming to be an extremely slow flowing liquid is a myth that was triggered by the notability of stained glass windows having this resulting shape. However it’s been so long since I watched the video explaining it that I forgot what causes that to happen, though it’s definitely not time’s effect on cooled glass.

          • Chexwarrior
            Chexwarrior
            March 8, 2020 at 10:05 pm | #

            IIRC it was that glassmakers put the heavier (thicker) side of the glass down, because the glassmaking porcess often always had one side be thicker, and bottom heavy panels were preferred over top heavy.

    • Oberon
      Oberon
      March 3, 2020 at 8:21 pm | #

      Yes.

  3. Suet
    Suet
    March 3, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Bad hashtag, alt.

    Three? So, Robin, Leslie annnnd… Hank?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      March 3, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      Yep. She’s probably not counting Jocelyne as an adult, because siblings are the same age forever.

      • Miri
        Miri
        March 3, 2020 at 4:47 am | #

        My baby sister must be 27 in reality but she’s permanently 15 in my head…

      • Zee
        Zee
        March 3, 2020 at 11:06 am | #

        Wait no it’s younger family members are the same age forever, older siblings are forever a beacon of authority and wisdom
        …maybe that’s just large age gap siblings

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 3, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Wow, Robin really is in the top three adults in Becky’s life. It goes Leslie -> Hank -> Robin.

    • Cass
      Cass
      March 3, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Does she consider Joc an adult?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        March 3, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        I mean, I wasn’t an adult until I was like 26, and frankly I still have my off-days.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

          Is that human years or Galifrain years?

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            March 3, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

            Yes

          • Kelibath
            Kelibath
            March 3, 2020 at 9:15 pm | #

            <3

        • Oberon
          Oberon
          March 3, 2020 at 9:06 pm | #

          But you’re a Doctor…

  5. synnerman
    synnerman
    March 3, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Dammit Joyce!

    Well there goes that friendship when Becky finds out.

    • Beef
      Beef
      March 3, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      I doubt Becky’s gonna dump Joyce over it. It’ll be a hell of a learning experience though.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      March 3, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      Becky doesn’t care. She is basically a nihilist at this point and only doing stuff to survive. She will make a joke about it and ignore Dorothy’s concerns because of a fake rivalry Becky invented in her mind. You can’t reason with fundies nor beckys.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 3, 2020 at 5:56 am | #

        nihilist?

        Are we reading the same comic?

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          March 3, 2020 at 8:34 am | #

          At this point, Joyce is a lot closer to nihilism than Becky.

          • clif
            clif
            March 3, 2020 at 9:51 am | #

            Sorry Becky. Nihilism is my new Dorothy.

      • Oberon
        Oberon
        March 3, 2020 at 9:08 pm | #

        Nihilist’s don’t concern themselves with pre-marital hanky-panky

  6. butts
    butts
    March 3, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    i mean, robin’s in like. the top 50% of DoA adults at least. y’know, relatively.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      March 3, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      A bar so low, we can trip on it

      • anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness
        anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness
        March 3, 2020 at 8:26 am | #

        A Bar so low the mice are hunchbacked.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 9:54 am | #

          A bar so low paramecium have to go on a diet.

          • Casi
            Casi
            March 4, 2020 at 2:09 am | #

            A bar so low, we need to use Planck lengths to measure it’s height

      • foamy
        foamy
        March 3, 2020 at 4:01 pm | #

        No you can’t, it’s underground.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        March 5, 2020 at 3:15 pm | #

        A bar so low you need to do stretching exercises before you get your drinks.

  7. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    March 3, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Robin you rack is merely ok, I’d rate you higher if not for your personality. It really detracts from your rack.

    More importantly, Joyce listen to the voice of reason here: Sarah Dorothy. Does Robin’s idea really sound that good?

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      March 3, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      I have seen better racks.

      Also, knowing Joyce, she will be in denial for three months outside the comic before her next angsty existential moment.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        March 3, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        I mean, at least two people in the room with Robin have better racks than she does.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

          Well, yes, but they’re younger.

          …

          I forget what my point was.

          • anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            March 3, 2020 at 8:34 am | #

        • Liquid Len
          Liquid Len
          March 3, 2020 at 7:58 am | #

          And we know Joyce likes them… fuller!

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/curiosity/

          • Oberon
            Oberon
            March 3, 2020 at 9:18 pm | #

            And also: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/gay-panic/

        • Hoboturtle
          Hoboturtle
          March 3, 2020 at 10:17 am | #

          Not gonna lie, I legit thought Robin was talking about Joyce for a second.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 3, 2020 at 10:22 am | #

            It does look like she’s pointing at Joyce’s doesn’t it.

          • Zee
            Zee
            March 3, 2020 at 11:12 am | #

            Same. Partly because, I mean of the two we all know that statement applies to Joyce way more.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      March 3, 2020 at 4:40 pm | #

      I’d rate you higher if not for your personality.

      “If you could put a paper bag over his personality” is a favored saying of some of my wife’s friends.

  8. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 3, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    There are at least four more OK adults in this strip alone, counting Lamp, Sarah, Dorothy and Dorothy (she is two moms)

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      March 3, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Ah yes, I remember when that lamp was there for Becky when she needed it, like to see.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        March 3, 2020 at 5:51 am | #

        It was a light in darkness for her.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 10:52 am | #

          It showed her the way forward.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            March 3, 2020 at 12:32 pm | #

            It provided illuminating knowledge.

  9. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    March 3, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Joyce, again, sharing methods with a known conservative pragmatist is an awful thing! Listen to Dorothy for once in your life! Have you ever listened to Dorothy? No! You haven’t! Every time Dorothy says something useful and practical, you ignore it because of your dumb beliefs and your teen angst! It’s like a storm of bad choices that lead to the deaths of many characters besides Mike!

    • clif
      clif
      March 3, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

      Always assuming that Mike is dead.

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

        And even if he is, he will live forever in our hearts and in the dreams of your mom.

        • Ron again
          Ron again
          March 3, 2020 at 1:27 am | #

          Even my nickels dream of Mike

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            March 3, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

            Dreams of a Prostitution is my favorite song from theSonic ’06 soundtrack.

          • clif
            clif
            March 3, 2020 at 11:15 am | #

            Mom?

      • Jhennaside
        Jhennaside
        March 3, 2020 at 6:14 am | #

        They had a wake for him over at Something Positive…

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 10:34 am | #

          That was an older Mike who had already died twice.

  10. Yenklette
    Yenklette
    March 3, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

    I am gonna be insufferable if it turns out Roz was right.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      March 3, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      Roz is right. It is just that Roz is as much an asshole as Robin.

      • StClair
        StClair
        March 3, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

        Yup.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      March 3, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      Roz isn’t wrong, she’s just an asshole.

    • Miri
      Miri
      March 3, 2020 at 4:54 am | #

      About what? Robin being closeted? Problem is she’s so far back behind the coats she doesn’t know what she wants or why or how words she knows might apply to her, so we’re basically just thankful she found some trousers in there eventually.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        March 3, 2020 at 1:32 pm | #

        Roz is right that Robin is a manipulative scoundrel that will say anything to get votes, but she won’t actually change anything for the better. She is like Mayor Dewey from Steven Universe, but without the self awareness that she sucks as a person.

  11. FLUFFY
    FLUFFY
    March 3, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    Joyce. No.

    being okay is not a high bar to clear. Don’t look at people that are passable and say “You’re great!” Strive for more!

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      March 3, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      This is Joyce. She has no sense of distinction between good and evil on a practical level.

  12. Kyoulkoa
    Kyoulkoa
    March 3, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    DoA Book 10: #Alsonicerackifyouain’tnoticedyet

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      March 3, 2020 at 1:30 am | #

      I was wondering why she would say “… if you ain’t not iced yet” and I couldn’t wrap my head around it. Just when I read it all at once in your comment did I realise my mistake…

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 3, 2020 at 2:59 am | #

      DoA Book 10: Literally Your Tax Dollars In Action

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2020 at 10:01 am | #

        Always in motion your tax dollars is.

  13. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 3, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    A) Joyce, no. This is not a good plan.

    B) Robin, no. You have a bad plan.

    C) Sarah, no. Not doing anything is not a good option here.

    D) Becky, no. If you get Robin elected I am gonna scream.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      March 3, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

      Seems like you covered the whole gambit of bad choices.

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

        Not so much. The palette of bad choices is near infinite.

        • Kat
          Kat
          March 3, 2020 at 4:14 am | #

          “The palette of bad choices is near infinite.” -clif

          If Tabletop gaming has taught me anything, it is this.

    • PiotrW
      PiotrW
      March 3, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

      Why is it not a good plan? Not sure what the concern here is…

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 3, 2020 at 1:47 am | #

        They haven’t told Becky about her dad skulking around. That means she’s still prime to run into the Evil Dads. She doesn’t know Blaine from Adam and she’s noticed the creepy guys following her (Robin’s security, not that Becky knows that since she hasn’t been told). It also robs Becky of the agency to decide how to handle her dad being on bail.

      • Deadjolras
        Deadjolras
        March 3, 2020 at 2:43 am | #

        Becky was recently kidnapped by her controlling, overbearing dad. She believes she’s safe from him as long as he’s in jail. Now she’s in a situation where she has two strangers following her around. Not knowing her dad is out of jail, she might think the two bodyguards are actually working for him or for her church, or are just two stalkers, which could lead to her trying to avoid them or escape their watch, and thus leaving herself vulnerable for Toedad or Blaine to bump into her.

  14. Dracke
    Dracke
    March 3, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

    Has any of the girls in this strip (todays) been any good at making decisions?
    At least Robbin has done something

    • Miri
      Miri
      March 3, 2020 at 5:00 am | #

      Sarah following Joyce to a party and swinging a bat at not-Ryan.
      Joyce glassing him.
      Joyce getting Becky help when Toedad kidnapped her.
      Joyce punching Toedad.
      Dorothy often so long as we ignore her approach to romantic relationships, her work-life balance, and whether or not it’s creepy to literally record, rare and chart all of her interactions with her peers…

      Hmm, is Dorothy a pacifist? And is it wrong that most of the others’ good choices involve acts of violence?

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    March 3, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    I- is Robin picking hairs off the lollipop that fell on the ground before putting it back in her mouth?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 3, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

      Of course she is. Hairs are disgusting.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      March 3, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

      Would you rather she stick it back in her mouth with the hair still on it?

    • Miri
      Miri
      March 3, 2020 at 5:01 am | #

      I assumed it was carpet fuzz. Hairs are also possible.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      March 3, 2020 at 8:54 am | #

      She’s unwrapping a new one. I hope. Maybe.

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2020 at 10:03 am | #

        Keep that optimism handy. You never know when you might need it.

    • Zee
      Zee
      March 3, 2020 at 11:17 am | #

      I mean it’s not like she dropped it outside

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2020 at 12:13 pm | #

        Why no. She dropped it on the rug where college kids partied and spent the night.

  16. Samantha
    Samantha
    March 3, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

    I don’t think I understand the issue here this doesn’t seem horrible having Becky watched out for discreetly not causing a panic until they know what’s really going on and such

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      March 3, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

      Yeah I don’t get the panic. Then again my perception score sits uncomfortably close to 1 so maybe I’m just not that attentive

    • frogger44
      frogger44
      March 3, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

      In the previous strip, Becky notices the guards. It’s not discreet if their cover is blown. Becky has a right to know that her father has posted bail. Her being in the dark about being “protected” is probably, knowing this comic, not going to end up pretty well.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      March 3, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

      Robin literally just implied she only gives a shit about Becky as long as her poll numbers are up.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        March 3, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

        I think Robin DOES actually care about Becky, but just sucks at playing it off all cool

        • Sombrero
          Sombrero
          March 3, 2020 at 5:41 am | #

          Care for Becky or not, Robin is incompetent to deal with the situation or with anything.

    • Nymphie
      Nymphie
      March 3, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

      Considering she’s been kidnapped at gunpoint, and she knows at least that Carol sides with her dad, she could very well have paranoia run with her, thinking the guards are hired by her dad or the church to kidnap her to get her to conversion therapy.

      At least thats what would pop into my head if i suddenly were followed by two strangers after such an event

      • Kat
        Kat
        March 3, 2020 at 4:17 am | #

        I mean, I’ve caught people I thought were following me too hard and gotten concerned that the Time Crimes Division had finally caught up to…

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 10:05 am | #

          Don’t you hate it when that happens.

          • sillygoose
            sillygoose
            March 3, 2020 at 7:03 pm | #

            Happened. Will happen. Had will have happened.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          March 3, 2020 at 4:11 pm | #

          What the hell, you didn’t even say Candym…

    • Myles Adams
      Myles Adams
      March 3, 2020 at 1:22 am | #

      What is served by keeping Becky in the dark about this?

      It’s tempting to say “she doesn’t need to know,” but, well, she kinda does. Like, if Toedad were promptly put back in jail she might, *might* not need to know how gung-ho her old church is about getting him out, but he’s not.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 3, 2020 at 3:12 am | #

        The vanity, presumption, and urge to control others of Joyce and Robin is served by keeping Becky in the dark about this.

        • Miri
          Miri
          March 3, 2020 at 5:20 am | #

          I think it does come from wanting her to stay happy and not worried rather than vanity per se – but that bit where she is an autonomous adult who needs to know what is going on in her own life that affects her…

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 3, 2020 at 6:01 am | #

            I agree – at least for Joyce. Robin’s motivations are more opaque.

            It’s a bad decision, but not as malicious as some make out to be.

            • clif
              clif
              March 3, 2020 at 11:03 am | #

              There is a very human desire to infantize those we love. It’s not a good urge.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            March 3, 2020 at 11:29 pm | #

            Vanity comes into it when Joyce and Robin reckon that they can handle the truth but that Becky can’t. Presumption is when they overstep their boundaries and take decisions affecting Becky without her authorisation or delegation. Neither thing is malice — they don’t wish her harm — but malice is not the only thing that is not okay. These two both put themselves in charge of someone else’s well-being without a shadow of right or authority. And adding injury to insult, they are both wildly bad at it and afflicted with delusions of competence.

      • Samantha
        Samantha
        March 3, 2020 at 8:47 am | #

        I think the point is to prevent Becky from panicking as they are unsure where he is we know but they don’t. And also because they don’t want to have high alert on campus as well it isnt huh horrible but after seeing other responses It is not smart

    • Zee
      Zee
      March 3, 2020 at 11:20 am | #

      Even without the context of Becky’s Whole Shit, “hm yes let’s have this young woman followed by big strange men she doesn’t know without telling her is a good idea that couldn’t possibly turn out poorly or scare the hell out of her.”

  17. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    March 3, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

    I don’t understand Dorothy’s “red flag” concern? Could you guys explain it to me?

    • clif
      clif
      March 3, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

      Agreeing with Robin about anything is a red flag that maybe you need to rethink things very carefully. I mean, maybe Robin is right about something, but is that the way to bet?

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        March 3, 2020 at 6:23 am | #

        Is this the proper way to use the expression? The fact that Robin agrees with you should be the red flag, not the other way round.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2020 at 11:05 am | #

          It’s the agreement itself, not the direction of the agreement, that should call for a reality check.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      March 3, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

      Robin is not a wise individual, and has shown to be less than dependable and more interested in what is good for her. So Joyce agreeing with her methods is a red flag because it shows Joyce is not doing what Becky might want and instead is trusting the wisdom of Robin.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        March 3, 2020 at 1:00 am | #

        While I agree that Robin is not wise in most manners of speaking, I have to say, hiring professional bodyguards is by far the smartest thing she could have done.
        I mean, a broken clock can be right twice a day.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          March 3, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

          Judging from the glimpse of them we got yesterday, I’d question Robin’s definition of “professional”.

          • SuperZero
            SuperZero
            March 3, 2020 at 2:37 am | #

            Remaining undetected by the person they’re protecting is probably not a skill they typically practice.

        • Deadjolras
          Deadjolras
          March 3, 2020 at 2:40 am | #

          Not telling Becky she’s hired bodyguards for her and letting the poor girl believe she’s being stalked by two random strangers isn’t what I’d call “smart”.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          March 3, 2020 at 5:47 am | #

          If she hired them amongst the goons that attended her latest rally…eh.

          • abysswatcher1993
            abysswatcher1993
            March 3, 2020 at 1:38 pm | #

            Robin does things half assed. Right or left, she will put a plank over a hole and pretend a street is repaired.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      March 3, 2020 at 5:44 am | #

      Agreeing with an adult that takes a lollipop from the carpet and put it back in her mouth should indicate Joyce that something is wrong with what she is agreeing to.

  18. AY
    AY
    March 3, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

    Always glad for an excuse to pull this outta the vault
    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521936735244910594/684274827477123158/robin_no_why.jpg

    • brute
      brute
      March 3, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

      perfect

    • AGV
      AGV
      March 3, 2020 at 2:58 am | #

      Wait, there’s a DoA discord??

      • AY
        AY
        March 3, 2020 at 8:08 am | #

        This is from Shortpacked! Comment section many years ago, actually!

      • AY
        AY
        March 3, 2020 at 8:09 am | #

        *addendum, I just put it on discord so I could snatch an image link

  19. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 3, 2020 at 1:44 am | #

    Listen DeSanto. It’s a pretty fantastic rack. A rack I would certainly stare at. But is it a politcally competitive rack. Just saying, There are LOTS of nice racks in congress. Do you really think your rack can stand to scrutiny. What if people start questioning your rack in a debate? Can you provide proper counter arguments and defend your rack from detractors?

    • a snow mouse
      a snow mouse
      March 3, 2020 at 8:18 am | #

      Det-rack-tors

  20. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 3, 2020 at 1:50 am | #

    “Congresswoman DeSanto, you SAY you have a nice rack but your opponent, senator Hernandez has it beat on both size AND firmness. What can your rack provide that your opponent’s cannot?”
    “I’m glad you brought this up. You see, in the battle of racks it’s not about SIZE. That’s a very common misconception. You have to think longevity. My rack is one that will retain its shape during a long congressional term. Not to fling mud but can Hernandez promise hers will not start to droop with the coming years? And while I’ve got no problems with a droopy rack, I plan to give the voters the rack they voted for. Also while miss Hernandez’s rack is more prominent you might notice that I am doing this debate in a bikini. After all, Rack visibility is an issue I’m very passionate about. And this is what you can expect from me and my rack for the rest of my term. Vote DeSanto! A rack you can trust!”

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      March 3, 2020 at 5:47 am | #

      “Besides: do you trust senator Hernandez to flash her rack when voter fanservice thus require it? You already know who can trust on that”.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 3, 2020 at 10:57 am | #

        Has Hernandez ever let someone fall facefirst into her her titties like an anime? Has Hernandez ever had her bikini “accidentally” fall off for an “embarassing” social faux pas? And where is Herndandez’s videos of her jumping rope while clearly not wearing a bra. Vote DeSanto. Proud of her rack. Proud of her Conuntry
        *robin topless with vote robin pasties on her nipples* I’m Robin DeSanto and I approve this Message.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      March 3, 2020 at 8:18 am | #

      Perfect comic (and comment) for primary elections today, in my state

    • TemperaryObsessor
      TemperaryObsessor
      March 3, 2020 at 6:53 pm | #

      Robin DeSanto not just a good rack a great rack.

  21. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    March 3, 2020 at 1:50 am | #

    Robin, should you be talking about Joyce’s rack like that? At least give her a lollipop, first.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      March 3, 2020 at 2:30 am | #

      Joyce’s Outback SUVs are arguably much nicer than Robin’s, and certainly worthy of a hashtag, but I think Robin was talking about her own (admittedly decent) Oklahoman radishes.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      March 3, 2020 at 4:13 pm | #

      Just not that one.

  22. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 3, 2020 at 1:51 am | #

    (the easiest way to get me interested in anything ever is to even for a second reference boobs in any way. I’m a fickle gentleman)

    • clif
      clif
      March 3, 2020 at 10:13 am | #

      So when are you starting your Illustrated League of Fickle Gentlemen web comic?

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 3, 2020 at 1:53 am | #

    Also it’s literally impossible for me to dislike Robin. Next strip could be her eating babies and I’d say “that’s my Robin!”

  24. Keulen
    Keulen
    March 3, 2020 at 2:58 am | #

    I’m still not convinced Robin is even okay as far as adults go.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      March 3, 2020 at 6:07 am | #

      Joyce’s bar for adults is set pretty low these days.

      Remember that basically every adult she knew as a kid is at least suspected of supporting Toedad and getting him out of jail.
      Except her dad of course.

      • Mr.Morningstar
        Mr.Morningstar
        March 3, 2020 at 6:44 am | #

        Yeah her dad is one of those 3. The other one is probably leslie.

        • CJ
          CJ
          March 3, 2020 at 9:22 am | #

          How frustrating for Leslie to be ranked with Robin in anything.

          • abysswatcher1993
            abysswatcher1993
            March 3, 2020 at 1:35 pm | #

            Joyce just sucks at distinguishing between good and evil people until they show their true colors to her, like trying to murder or sexually assault her. She needs to learn to see red flags.

  25. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    March 3, 2020 at 4:27 am | #

    There is something really weird in this. But I can’t say what precisely that is.

    • clif
      clif
      March 3, 2020 at 10:49 am | #

      Lamp isn’t tagged?

  26. Kaz
    Kaz
    March 3, 2020 at 5:20 am | #

    My headcanon is that Robin wants to get elected to have access to the super mega ultra secret Drama Tag location to put it back in.

  27. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 3, 2020 at 5:44 am | #

    ….i could imagine Becky using that hashtag

  28. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    March 3, 2020 at 5:53 am | #

    Robin DeSanto is solid VP material. Now, if we can find a decrepit enough electable candidate for President…

  29. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    March 3, 2020 at 6:43 am | #

    Robin your hearts in the right place but no

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 3, 2020 at 6:47 am | #

      She just said she’s protecting Becky because Becky’s helping her poll numbers. Is her heart really in the right place?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 3, 2020 at 10:58 am | #

      Actually it’s not. With how clogged all of her arteries are her hat has been displaced more into her abdomen to make more room.

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2020 at 11:24 am | #

        I’m not sure if I should be more disturbed by the hat in Robin’s abdomen or the fact she has multiple hearts.

  30. Perdellian
    Perdellian
    March 3, 2020 at 6:55 am | #

    Book 11: Nice Rack If You Ain’t Noticed Yet

  31. Tommakespodcasts
    Tommakespodcasts
    March 3, 2020 at 7:37 am | #

    Good done for bad reasons is still good done.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm | #

      it’s not like she’s REALLY doing it for the poll numbers.

  32. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    March 3, 2020 at 8:20 am | #

    Becky: Ummm… I need an adult?

    Robin: I’M AN ADU-

    Becky: No you’re not.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      March 3, 2020 at 1:28 pm | #

      Even Vegeta is a better parent than Robin.

  33. Wakeangel2001
    Wakeangel2001
    March 3, 2020 at 8:08 pm | #

    when I tried to read that second hashtag it took me 3 tried to not read it as “Sonic-something-something”

  34. Oberon
    Oberon
    March 3, 2020 at 8:19 pm | #

    #CheckOutBernie’sRackI’mJustSayin’

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