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May 12, 2026

Blathers

by David M Willis on July 15, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Is a Song Forever?
└ Tags: animal crossing, becky, dina, robin

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 15, 2020 at 12:01 am | #

    or they might not have even realised the connection, idk

    I think most of the parents I’ve known have been able to distinguish the actions of separate individuals, one set bc they’re the ones who raised the asshole (I say lovingly)

    well, time to give Blathers a scorpion and REALLY freak him out =D (not sure how he’s ok with the GREAT WHITE SHARK tho)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 15, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

      Becky doesn’t have a great frame of reference for parents

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        July 15, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        Her father was probably the sort that believed in the whole “sins of the father” bit. Sort of like some other parent. Hmm… Anyhoo, the idea of parents who are accepting of people might be new.

      • Hielario
        Hielario
        July 15, 2020 at 1:23 pm | #

        Also, I think she’s got some of the “raised by media” problems Joyce has.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      July 15, 2020 at 2:14 am | #

      I’m gonna assume it was an anicross reference then

    • Khyrin
      Khyrin
      July 15, 2020 at 3:47 am | #

      (not sure how he’s ok with the GREAT WHITE SHARK tho)

      I mean, I doubt he put a mermaid purse on his desk and came back to a room swarming with great white sharks pups, especially after the Mantis Egg Sack incident, and the Mantis Egg Sack Incident likely would have never happened if he had.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        July 15, 2020 at 12:06 pm | #

        Ok but what about the Giant Isopod

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 15, 2020 at 1:58 pm | #

          I’ve donated it to him! He is… not pleased with them.

          Also less than fond of horseshoe crabs, since they’re arthropods themselves.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            July 16, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

            I mean, his initial impression is “YEAH A GIANT ISOPOD THANK YOU =D !!!”

  2. AntJ
    AntJ
    July 15, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    hi robin

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      July 15, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

      does the congresswoman in the closet make this a threesome? oh wait the floor is sufficiently chaste

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        July 15, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

        3 is a crowd.

      • Hornet
        Hornet
        July 15, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

        WOW! That was a horror movie moment!
        I didn’t even notice the odd woman staring creepily from the closet until you mentioned her!
        And, mind you, this is less than half an hour after watching that “Top 10 Creepy Things in the Backgrounds of Horror Movies” thing on WatchMojo’s YouTube Channel!
        brrrrrrr!!
        I’m sufficiently creeped out, now!

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          July 15, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

          heeeeere’s Robin!

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        July 15, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

        Oh, she’s barely in the closet. Especially after it went on the news that she…

        Hm, what was that? Oh? OH!

        Never mind.

      • Rah
        Rah
        July 15, 2020 at 11:28 am | #

        Consider the placement of that couch directly BLOCKING the closet she’s in. My bet is they know she’s there, and moved the couch to keep her in there

    • OtterBoy1
      OtterBoy1
      July 15, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

      Wow I didn’t even notice her

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 15, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

        Me neither.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          July 15, 2020 at 2:14 am | #

          saame

    • Dean
      Dean
      July 15, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      She’s taking notes on lesbianing.

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        July 15, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

        from inside the closet

        • clif
          clif
          July 15, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

          I was wondering how she even got inside the closet without them noticing her. I then I realized that it’s Robin. She probably cut a hole in the wall between closets.

          • Tan
            Tan
            July 15, 2020 at 3:28 am | #

            You’re assuming they aren’t aware she’s there.

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            July 15, 2020 at 8:15 am | #

            Is that a closet? Or is that a pair of pocket doors leading to another room?

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 15, 2020 at 10:38 am | #

              It’s significantly creepier if it’s a closet. More just concern if she’s looking in from a hallway.

              I suppose I could go crawl through past shots of the apartment and see where they are.

            • Jinx
              Jinx
              July 15, 2020 at 11:27 am | #

              It’s opening the wrong way to be a pair of pocket doors. Each side would retract into the wall with the gap in the center. That looks like sliding closet doors. While there’s no requirement that a closet be on the other side, it would be weird to put sliding doors into another room or even a hallway.

              • EvilMidnightLurker
                EvilMidnightLurker
                July 17, 2020 at 1:51 am | #

                One of the bathrooms at our old house had a sliding door.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 15, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

      Did not notice her until now.

      Oh, Robin. You sure are Trying, that’s for damn sure.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 15, 2020 at 1:12 am | #

        (That said, I suspect your reaction to this is the same as Dina’s, and the rest of ours, in being ‘holy mother of God you need way more hugs and support than I can offer you if you internalized THAT one so casually.’)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 15, 2020 at 6:12 am | #

      Appropriate hiding spot for her, too.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 15, 2020 at 8:43 am | #

      Robin? I see Aide-lamp (not tagged, bTW), but not… OH THERE SHE IS

  3. Hornet
    Hornet
    July 15, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    The familial bond is a strong thing – sadly, even in times of trauma and abuse.

  4. Julius Cooper
    Julius Cooper
    July 15, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    More Animal Crossing! 😀

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      July 15, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

      How do they have a Switch though? A month ago 3ds’ were still relevant! I swear if one of them breaks out a PS5 I will lose it! (I’m joking. I know DoA is always on the most recent year)

      • DrWattson
        DrWattson
        July 15, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

        DoA has been running so long, it’s about to enter its third console generation. Don’t forget, back in “August” Sal bought a pre-owned DS.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 15, 2020 at 6:17 am | #

        Danny and Joe were playing on a Switch a couple years ago. They’ve probably only gotten easier to find in the COVID-free Dumbiverse, unlike in the real world.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/doubleten/

  5. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    July 15, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh thank the gods Becky realizes that she is actually having those thoughts and is confronting it in a roundabout way.

    Also Robin checking in on her is both kind of stalkerish and heartwarming. . . Stalkwarming? I’ll worshop it.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      July 15, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      the term is “sitcom endearing”

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        July 15, 2020 at 2:32 am | #

        Also known as “being Robin DeSantos”

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      July 15, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      I didn’t even notice Robin until I read your comment and did a double take at the comic.

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    July 15, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    This is overall a good thing for Becky, spending some time with Dina and being able to talk to someone in person will help her process this. Although I would still recommend Becky going to some kind of therapy.

    Can she access student counselor’s yet or does she have to wait until her first class?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 15, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Probably can’t access them yet, though based on my experiences with school counseling centers, I’d recommend she look into off-campus options anyway.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 15, 2020 at 10:57 am | #

      Play therapy could be a really good fit for Becky.

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 15, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Yeah but uh how far are you along on those fossils? Cause I’ve been playing since launch and I donate at least 5 fossils a day to that bird and keep getting copies! I only have like 3 left to finish Blathers! Give me a break here!

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 15, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

      The last handful are always a pain in the ass. If you have anyone to play with in a different town who can keep an eye out for the last dew, that usually helps, but once it gets down to five or so it’s a slog.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 15, 2020 at 9:02 am | #

      I was down to what I thought was one and discovered a second one I was missing and it upset me. Especially when I got that second one a second time the next day. I was glad when I finally completed it.

    • Charles Spencer
      Charles Spencer
      July 15, 2020 at 10:38 am | #

      Would someone explain ‘fossil’ ‘blathers’ and the first panel to me?

      Thanks.

      • Jinx
        Jinx
        July 15, 2020 at 2:37 pm | #

        Animal Crossing reference.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          July 15, 2020 at 4:01 pm | #

          Thank you, I am usually pretty aware of games, but I had no idea what everyone was talking about. But in my defense, I am avoiding Animal Crossing like the plague, as I don’t want to get drawn into that time sink, it has already claimed my daughter and sister.

  8. woobie
    woobie
    July 15, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    yeah, no matter what they did, losing a parent or two will lie heavily on one’s mind.
    Especially if there is any way the your brain to figure out something one could’ve done differently.

  9. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 15, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    That’s because you went with the long undercut, Becky. If you’d gone with a short butch cut your dad-hair wouldn’t be clogging your brain drain.

    ….

    That is too how this works! … in the context of the metaphor! …. from a certain point of view!

  10. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    July 15, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    Sorry, but did anyone else just have a lot of problems reaching the site? It was abnormally slow for a moment and nothing but the header loaded for me. It’s still kinda hanging a bit.

    • SalleighG
      SalleighG
      July 15, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      The previous page is having a problem. That might possibly be my fault, as I accidentally left out the close of an HTML anchor. (I replied to my own comment and asked that it be deleted, but it might take a while for a moderator to notice)

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 15, 2020 at 6:09 am | #

        Nah, it should automatically close HTML tags at the end of every comment. It would be easy for one comment to mess up the entire page if it didn’t.

        I have noticed some odd behavior recently, though. If I scroll to the bottom of the page, and keep scrolling down, the whole page lurches down and I see several comments from the bottom again. Sometimes the new ad space up top gets dup,icated when this happens, too.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 15, 2020 at 8:55 am | #

      I have been having a lot of lagging too and failures to load anything past the comic strip.

  11. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    July 15, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    This is a big contrast with Amber’s situation… Why is Linda not blaming Becky too? Becky’s dad wanted the same as Blaine, but for different reasons. This just shows Linda is a horrible person and Dina’s parents are good people.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      July 15, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

      Becky never stabbed Sal. The personal connection’s not there.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        July 15, 2020 at 2:30 am | #

        Bingo. Plus, as Becky pointed out, having a dangerously violent dad is no longer a concern with her. Amber, on the other hand, still has that hanging over her head. Unfortunately.

  12. SalleighG
    SalleighG
    July 15, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    Hey, we can see both of Becky’s eyes clearly, multiple times, from different angles! Once could be singular choice of angles, but the several times together must have a significance!

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      July 15, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      Lisner-Dawn syndrome is known to temporarily clear up on occasion. Prescription Buzkutz(tm) may be a long term solution. Some side effects may occur. See our ad in Unicycle Repair Quarterly for details. Consult with your hair stylist, and use as directed.

  13. Endplanets
    Endplanets
    July 15, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    The irony being that if Becky’s father was gay then Becky would have to worry about her other father attacking them.

    • Axel
      Axel
      July 15, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

      I don’t get it

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        July 15, 2020 at 8:19 am | #

        This comment teaches us that Bad Mothers are toxic. BUT, If there is a Bad Dad™️, he will try to kidnap you. Becky is now free from that, except if she had still yet another Dad – she’d still be vulnerable to attack Kidnapping.

        • Axel
          Axel
          July 20, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

          thank

  14. Peter Lewerin
    Peter Lewerin
    July 15, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

    Thoughts are powerful and hard to get rid of.

    Imagine being saved from danger by having one’s last shred of family ties taken away.

  15. Axel
    Axel
    July 15, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

    I feel like Dina’s parents (while they will have been married) are probably one of the few sets of parents in this strip decent enough to not blame Becky. We don’t know much about them so I could be 100x wrong but

    • Axel
      Axel
      July 15, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

      *while they will have been worried

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        July 15, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

        I was very confused and wondering if you were suggesting Dina’s parents were shit people before they got married or something.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          July 15, 2020 at 2:26 am | #

          Now there’s a dangerous delusion – believing that marrying a shitty person will magically make them a less shitty person.

          • Axel
            Axel
            July 15, 2020 at 6:09 am | #

            But don’t worry! Having an baby will surely cure them 🙂

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 15, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

      The two concrete things we’ve seen of them were

      – Freshman Family Weekend, where the first impression (their impulse to be polite and socially proper) wasn’t great because it meant letting Blaine into the dorm, but apologized as soon as they saw him interact with Amber and realized they were missing some important context, and

      – Dina calling to tell them she had a girlfriend, which they responded to with ‘great, here’s some money to take her out on a date with.’

      Based off that Family Weekend interaction, I suspect they (like Dina) learned to be a bit more wary of parental figures who seem… off, regarding their children. We never saw anything suggesting they blamed Amber for Blaine’s presence whatsoever (because, you know, she’s not, Blaine’s terrible actions are not her responsibility and she was the clear victim in that situation even as she punched Blaine in the face,) and they’re clearly supportive of anyone who makes Dina happy.

      I expect they’ll be with the Keeners, Warners, and Hank in the ‘this was horrible but why would we blame you for the actions of someone who tried to hurt you?’ Camp. (I also expect/hope that Stacy, at least, will understand ‘Unfortunately, that does sound like my shitty ex’ and Becky had nothing to do with it. Ethan’s parents are terrible, but to their credit we’ve never seen them hold Blaine’s general awfulness against Amber. Naomi’s anger at Amber is purely that she couldn’t make Ethan straight! Which is not BETTER, or more rational, but given Stacy was willing to tell her new boyfriend Blaine was a mob stooge, Amber knew, and Ethan doesn’t say anything about that bit when Amber brings it up, I suspect both the Warners and Siegals knew already. So Naomi could very well live down to my lowest expectations, but she at least has a chance to be like ‘Oh, he kidnapped my kid and murdered someone alongside some Christian fundamentalist gun nut? Yeah, figures.’)

  16. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    July 15, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

    Does Becky have a shower drain hair clump phobia like Joyce?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 15, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

      I think the hesitation there’s ‘is this the best metaphor I can come up with? Guess so’ rather than a phobia.

      But also shower hair clumps are not pleasant things, particularly not in dorms, Joyce is just… noticeably more neurotic about it than most.

  17. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    July 15, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

    Don’t worry, Robin, Lampy is keeping an eye on them.

  18. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    July 15, 2020 at 1:43 am | #

    All of them need therapy
    Most of them long before the kidnapping

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 15, 2020 at 2:01 am | #

    Awww, Becky, hon.

    At least you have an awesome Dino girlfriend by your side.

  20. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 15, 2020 at 2:08 am | #

    Becky, for what it’s worth? I don’t think that this is the sort of thing that you’ll be getting over quickly. I don’t think that it is the sort of thing that it’s possible to really fully get over. So, you don’t have to put up a facade; no-one expects it of you. Just… let it all out, okay?

    Meanwhile, is anyone else having the site freeze whilst loading on Firefox and being slow even on Chrome? I think that Hiveworks may have glitched dowmthing or that there is a bad ad provider or something!

  21. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    July 15, 2020 at 2:42 am | #

    Ok, I know it’s late at night, but I gotta ask: who feels like they’ve gone crazy in recent months, years, etc.? Just, in general?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 15, 2020 at 2:45 am | #

      Not me, honestly. I think that the world has always been more than a little crazy; it’s just that it keeps getting more and more extreme and obvious. Some kind of ‘feedback’ effect from the media, I think.

    • Miri
      Miri
      July 15, 2020 at 6:59 am | #

      I think a lot of people are feeling that way with the pandemic, isolation, health concerns, and food and job security etc? And I think there have been enough people experiencing external outsize stressors before that…

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      July 15, 2020 at 8:30 am | #

      If it is any comfort whatsoever this time, -except for the virus thing-, the current social upheavals remind me of the “People Vs Government” dissonance that society had in the 1970s. Social reform, civil rights, Government paranoia, Good cops + bad cops, oh! Hey! Deja Vu! Been there – done that.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 15, 2020 at 11:04 am | #

      It’s definitely going around. There are a ton of new stressors, and many people have less access to their coping skills. Why, what’s up?

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      July 15, 2020 at 2:28 pm | #

      I for one am on the verge of hyperventilating.

  22. OniLink
    OniLink
    July 15, 2020 at 2:47 am | #

    Ah yes, my favorite comic character: Animal Crossing.

    Really wish the game would give a slight bias towards fossils you haven’t found yet cause getting the last few is so tedious.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 15, 2020 at 2:51 am | #

      Standard JRPG random item scam: Keep people playing by making the last few collectables nearly impossible to get. Not every dev has Gamefreak’s guts in actually making it impossible to complete the collectable list without buying another game, playing it and then trading between them.

      • Sam
        Sam
        July 15, 2020 at 8:47 am | #

        Part of the experience was supposed to be having friends or siblings that get the other game. They rely on this less now.

  23. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    July 15, 2020 at 3:44 am | #

    Considering how Becky’s mom suicide was covered I think we can all guess how Becky can take this kind of conclusions about parents considering the ones she knew most as reference.

  24. Dracke
    Dracke
    July 15, 2020 at 4:34 am | #

    Is she finally allowing herself to feel?

  25. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    July 15, 2020 at 6:01 am | #

    Eventually, Becky’s gonna have to take the drain apart and clear the hair clumps and soap scum that are stopping it up. It’s gross and nobody wants to do it, but it’s the only way to get the water flowing properly so the bathroom doesn’t smell like stagnant ass anymore.

  26. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    July 15, 2020 at 7:02 am | #

    Best install a filter in your mind drain or that will get clogged up with hair and other unspeakable things.

    And cleaning that is… a journey into a hellscape birthed out of the minds of Hieronymus Bosch and H.R. Giger. Especially if you have long hair.

  27. Miri
    Miri
    July 15, 2020 at 7:04 am | #

    Thank goodness Dina is excellently placed to be a calm, quiet, non-judgemental, loving ear. Becky really needs to talk to somebody and while I can’t imagine Dina having any more clue what to say to make it better than anybody else (most likely because sometimes there literally isn’t any way to make things easier for a loved one other than being there and loving them) she is very unlikely to say anything to make this worse…

  28. Azhrei Vep
    Azhrei Vep
    July 15, 2020 at 7:45 am | #

    Okay. I’m officially confused. Where did they get a fossil? And where is it? And who’s blathering about it?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 15, 2020 at 8:12 am | #

      They’re references to the game Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Fossils are one of the collectables you can get in the game world and Blathers is an anthro-owl who runs the island’s museum who will explain what the fossil is and put it on display for you.

      • Charles Spencer
        Charles Spencer
        July 15, 2020 at 11:20 am | #

        Thanks all to pieces!

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        July 15, 2020 at 2:26 pm | #

        Thank you. I had no idea what that was.

  29. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 15, 2020 at 8:15 am | #

    This is where Robin finally gets a clue for the winning theme of her campaign: Make the IU campus a safe place to be so that girls like Amber and Sal won’t have to be traumatised by having to fight rape gangs and mobsters at night. To Robin it will make sense.

    However, I do think that the picture on the front of the college newsheet of Sal and Amber in full costume and the headline (created by Dorothy) “It’s Not a Comic-Book Anymore!” will probably haunt them for life! XD

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 15, 2020 at 10:31 am | #

      That’s not a winning campaign for a Republican representative.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 15, 2020 at 11:32 am | #

        No, I agree. However, ever since Becky appointed herself Robin’s chief of staff, she’s been sliding leftwards into being the Independent candidate.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 15, 2020 at 2:54 pm | #

          Which is also not a winning strategy for an established Rep who spent her first term queer-bashing. She loses the Republican base, goes too far left for the middle crowd and the Democratic voters won’t trust her enough to switch.

          Her likely winning strategy is a more direct sympathy vote over the whole kidnapping thing.

        • SalleighG
          SalleighG
          July 15, 2020 at 8:22 pm | #

          Becky did not appoint herself. She hacked Robin’s phone and posted campaign messages, and Robin figured out who it was and hired Becky because Robin’s popularity was going up as a result of Becky’s messages. Plus Robin had just fired her previous campaign manager.

  30. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 15, 2020 at 8:18 am | #

    Robin….What are you doing??? Is she worried about Becky’s mental state or is she some sort of sick person who loves peeking at young couples?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 15, 2020 at 8:25 am | #

      She’s worried about Becky and she’s sort of hopng that she’ll open up to Dina. Having appointed herself Becky’s sorta-mom figure, she’s listening in because she thinks she has a need to know.

      • Rabisch
        Rabisch
        July 15, 2020 at 8:38 pm | #

        I hope you’re right.

  31. ego
    ego
    July 15, 2020 at 9:28 am | #

    zero people thought panel 4 worthy of comment?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 15, 2020 at 12:35 pm | #

      It looks like a beat, in which Dina is taking in information. Dina looks kinda perturbed. (Probably either remembering getting attacked twice, and/or considering what it could be like for her parents to hate Becky.) She may say something about this, or she may just listen.
      Why, what would you comment?

      • ego
        ego
        July 15, 2020 at 8:52 pm | #

        shoot, i was thinking dina’s expression was indicating that she had indeed had a conversation with her parents about becky’s… baggage.

        it would be a delightfully DYW kind of sucker punch right when becky’s shit looks finally settled, is all i’m sayin’

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          July 16, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

          Oh! Yeah, that would be a sucker punch.

  32. Thomas O.
    Thomas O.
    July 15, 2020 at 10:19 am | #

    I just got Animal Crossing last week, so I actually get the references here!

  33. TemperaryObsessor
    TemperaryObsessor
    July 15, 2020 at 11:14 am | #

    God reading the comment section I realized that more than one parent is on the blame the victim train. Joyce and Sal’s mom. Frankly one is too many.
    I initially found it weird that Becky thought any sane parent would hate her for having a bad father. Wanting their daughter to stay away so as not to get caught up in it I can see.

  34. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    July 15, 2020 at 12:45 pm | #

    Oh hey, we’re back to the wlw power couple. I don’t know how many people here play Final Fantasy XIV, let alone play on the Leviathan server, but this seems like a good enough excuse for a gay wedding open invitation.

    My girlfriend and I are having an in-game wedding at 12am CST on 7/22 (so, midnight next Wednesday), and everyone is invited! You need the invitation scroll to get in, so we’ve been handing them out like candy, along with a bunch of cool party favors.

    The only restrictions on getting an invite are that your home server is Leviathan and you’re not on a free account. Those are Square’s rules, not mine. If you want to contact me in-game, I’m usually on after 10pm under the same name I use here.

    • JBento
      JBento
      July 15, 2020 at 9:01 pm | #

      Congratulations!

  35. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    July 15, 2020 at 1:32 pm | #

    I mean, when my mom died my mind kept circling back to that thought for some time. It is natural.

  36. Sunny
    Sunny
    July 15, 2020 at 2:42 pm | #

    NOW HUG!

  37. thumb
    thumb
    July 15, 2020 at 3:25 pm | #

    Ah, the old “I’m not trying to keep talking about my terrible recent trauma, but it keep seeming super relevant for some reason. Hope I’m not being a bummer.” mental conundrum. Yes, we know it well.

  38. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    July 15, 2020 at 4:16 pm | #

    It really didn’t seem to hit her at first. Having been physically injured before, I can relate. The mind or body puts that shit on delay until you have time to deal with it.

  39. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 15, 2020 at 7:10 pm | #

    Robin needs to come out of the closet. Becky may want access to a different set of clothes before she goes out.

    And she needs to come out of the other closet, too.

  40. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 15, 2020 at 7:15 pm | #

    Cue Toe Dead leading the zombie apocalypse.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 15, 2020 at 10:02 pm | #

      Zombie Toedead breaks in, grabs Becky around the waist with one arm, and carries her like a bundle of firewood as he shambles toward the conversion facility.

  41. clif
    clif
    July 15, 2020 at 10:46 pm | #

    in a rap musical number, “Give us your Blaines.”

  42. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 16, 2020 at 2:56 pm | #

    Poor Becky 🙁 Not being sure if she dares to allow herself to grieve over her dead dad is pretty high on the suck-list.

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