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Math Squad

by David M Willis on November 16, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Look Straight Ahead
└ Tags: joyce, sal, sarah, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 16, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    I miss having their imperviousness to cold, now I’m cold even in 80 degree weather in the sun while wearing a sweater

    • marcus erronius
      marcus erronius
      November 16, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Yeah, I used to wear short sleeves to school on sub-freezing days. Now 68 degrees is a bit nippy. That’s what I get for moving to a nice climate LOL

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        November 16, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        I was impervious to cold when I was growing up on the Allegheny Spur, but three years in the Mojave Desert spoiled it for me. Now I put on my long johns when the temperature drops to 70.

        • Glock Lesnar
          Glock Lesnar
          November 16, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

          My sister gets cold no matter the place or weather, it’s honestly impressive

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            November 16, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

            Even in a hot tub? Or a sauna?

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          November 16, 2020 at 9:10 am | #

          So I googled it, and came up negative for a geographic location for Allegheny Spur. I found spurs for cowboys, an arms dealer from the civil war and the county of Pittsburgh. Is it the little notch that pokes up from Pennsylvania to Lake Erie?

    • TParadox
      TParadox
      November 16, 2020 at 2:00 am | #

      One January morning in high school (Indianapolis) I saw a dude walking through the snow from the bus in flip flops and board shorts.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 16, 2020 at 12:01 pm | #

        If it’s dry, I’ll put the trash out barefoot in the winter. I wouldn’t go on a three mile run, but asphalt is surprisingly tolerable on a sunny day in the middle of winter. Jagged rock salt crystals hurt worse than the cold.

        If it’s wet though, you need at least flip-flops or something because it gets cold fast. Not directly touching the cold, wet ground makes a huge difference.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 16, 2020 at 3:31 pm | #

          I’ll still occasionally run out to the trash can (or the mail box) barefoot in the snow if I don’t have sandals handy.

          It’s painfully cold but it doesn’t last once I’m back inside.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 16, 2020 at 10:31 am | #

      I’m pretty oblivious to temperature extremes – they affect me, I just ignore them. Sometimes, even to my detriment.

      There’s also the fact that I’ve had severe second-degree sunburn (like, oozing pus-level damage) on my thighs twice in my life, so I wear jeans in 100-degree weather, even at the beach. My spouse thinks I’m insane. Yes, I’m pale and pasty, deal with it.

  2. Galuna
    Galuna
    November 16, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    FIND GARY BUSEY

    • lightsabermario
      lightsabermario
      November 16, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

      Your target is Gary Busey.

      • Mae
        Mae
        November 16, 2020 at 8:19 am | #

        Hitman jokes, I love it!

  3. not someone else
    not someone else
    November 16, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    On the one hand I’m jealous of Sal for keeping her imperviousness to cold through Tennessee weather.

    But mostly heee, twinsies.

    • gossamerwillow
      gossamerwillow
      November 16, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      Depends on what part of Tennessee you’re in. Memphis area stays miserably hot a good chunk of the year, but you’d be surprised how many people move to the mountains and think it’ll never be cold. No, it gets cold, it’s just that we get ice rather than snow most of the time.

  4. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    November 16, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Embrace your inner Busey.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 16, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    The Walkerton twins run warm because they are both overclocked.

    Sal uses it to be extra cool, badass, and intimidating.

    Walky is none of those things, but can run Crysis at almost 10 FPS.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 16, 2020 at 9:15 am | #

      What? Not hardly. Even if we get Walky in Full Crisis for all 5-6 panels, then AT BEST thats 1 panel per 4 hours * 3600s/hr * 1 frame per panel = 1/14400 fps.

    • Jake'm
      Jake'm
      November 16, 2020 at 10:35 am | #

      Walky is anxious faster.

  6. Reed
    Reed
    November 16, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    sarah’s face here new profile icon when

  7. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    November 16, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Wait, wait fuckin’ wait!

    Walky!

    Is that a shirt with a goddamn horizontal yellow stripe!?

    We’re watching you, boy!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 16, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Meanwhile, the IW! reruns are on the storyline where Mike fights the giant frosted mutant honeybun.

      COINCIDENCE?!

      Probably.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      November 16, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      SEMME doesn’t exist here… not that I know.

      • clif
        clif
        November 16, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

        Dorothy goes to Yale next SEMME.

        • Lynx
          Lynx
          November 16, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

          I cackled. Bravo!

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 16, 2020 at 10:34 am | #

        Willis was waiting for the second semester to reintroduce SEMME.

        It’s actually the last remaining silhouette in the character banner.

  8. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 16, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Math Squad: the hot new super team?

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      November 16, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      I remember MATHNET on Square One Television. Of course I was almost too old to enjoy it back then.

      • Fiddler115
        Fiddler115
        November 16, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

        The story you’re about to see is a fib, but it’s short.

        And you’re never to old to enjoy everything about Square One Television.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 16, 2020 at 6:51 am | #

          MathMan was the stuff of nightmares for tiny me. Rewatching it on YouTube now though, it’s hard to place why.

          (Is that Don Adams doing the voiceover, or just a soundalike?)

  9. Johan
    Johan
    November 16, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Joyce is excited to see Walky?

    • drs
      drs
      November 16, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

      Why do you think that?

      “Hello math squad” is within normal operating parameters for the JoyceBot. Besides, Sal is there.

  10. ProjectXa3
    ProjectXa3
    November 16, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    I’m liking the Lighthearted Twin Banter, it feels nice.

  11. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    November 16, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Don’t worry, Walky. You’ll never look as crazy as Gary Busey. Or Jake Busey.

  12. saaaaam
    saaaaam
    November 16, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    As a rail-thin Californian I have always been very jealous of people who don’t get cold easily

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 16, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    *looks for Jimmy Fallon’s “Whip My Hair”*

  14. cookie1995
    cookie1995
    November 16, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    I am very jealous of Walky and Sal right now
    If I was dressed them in that weather, I would up a human popsicle in 5 seconds flat

    • foamy
      foamy
      November 16, 2020 at 1:13 am | #

      I’m side-eying Walky’s lack of hand-covering pretty hard myself. The snow present suggests sub-zero air temperatures, and that’ll freeze fingers pretty dang quick, especially if there’s any wind around.

      • Vabolo
        Vabolo
        November 16, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

        I mean, your fingers’ll be chilly, but unless you’re hitting around -20°C or below for an extended period of time, you don’t really run the risk of frostbite, especially if you keep ’em dry.

        • foamy
          foamy
          November 16, 2020 at 4:04 pm | #

          Frost*bite* is unlikely unless he’s in a gale or out there for like an hour, but numbness and frost*nip*, where your fingers go all tingly once you get them in a warm place? Absolutely possible.

          If it’s just a degree or two below, calm, and he’s only out for a few minutes, e.g. walking from one building to another, he’ll be fine. Start altering those parameters and you can end up in a lot of trouble.

          ‘course, I carry winter gear with me in high summer, so maybe I’m a smidge more paranoid about it than some :v

          • Falathar
            Falathar
            November 16, 2020 at 9:27 pm | #

            And just for contrast’s sake, I lived in Minnesota and Wisconsin for nearly my entire life and I rarely ever wore a hat or gloves.

            • foamy
              foamy
              November 16, 2020 at 11:00 pm | #

              I’m from Calgary, Alberta. So I get the joys of 40C degree swings over the course of a single day :v

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 16, 2020 at 7:28 am | #

        Eh, he’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t touch the snow. Cold, dry air isn’t as bad as cold dampness.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 16, 2020 at 9:13 pm | #

        It’s also quite possible it’s at least a little above freezing. Snow doesn’t disappear all at once.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 16, 2020 at 10:12 pm | #

          Oh, if only it did…

        • foamy
          foamy
          November 16, 2020 at 10:55 pm | #

          True! But in full sunlight like shown, above-zero air temperatures will do a real number on it. And that looks like fairly freshly-fallen stuff, too.

  15. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 16, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    I’m ill-equipped to cold weather, coming from California.

    I’m fine with Busey-hair or even bedhead, Walky. 😛

    • All-Purpose Guru
      All-Purpose Guru
      November 16, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

      I’m from the part of California that gets snow. I’ve always been pretty impervious to cold.

      Now I live in Texas where the mist can be cut with a knife.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        November 16, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

        Houston where they get all the ocean humidity from the Gulff the cooling effect.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      November 16, 2020 at 2:46 am | #

      Teenagers and cold weather. Meh, makes me grumpy! Youth is wasted on the youth. If teens knew exactly how cool it is to be a teen, they’d be a lot more chill, and drive more carefully. And drink less.

      • Pilgrim
        Pilgrim
        November 16, 2020 at 6:19 am | #

        So… if they knew they were cool they’d act more square?

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          November 16, 2020 at 7:43 am | #

          It’s a paradox, when teens think they are being “in-crowd, totally cool” is when they are the most likely to pull a stupid and die. When they ARE the most kieewl and chill is when they are just being themselves, no masks, no put on pretentiions, just -real-.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        November 16, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

        If it’s any consolation, teenagers are the second most likely demographic to get hypothermia, after the very elderly.

        Also, I’m pretty sure the cool kids right now are the ones who *are* wearing masks.

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      November 17, 2020 at 7:09 pm | #

      I dunno, I grew up in SoCal and last time I bundled up to go someplace snowy, I ended up removing layers because I got too hot.

      But my mom is from Minnesota and my great-grandparents were from Norway and Sweden so maybe my resistance to cold is genetic. XD

      Truly I despise CA. It’s *November* and it’s still too freaking warm here right now. I’ve been running the AC all week. My Norwegian-Minnesotan grandmother calls November in California “sunbathing weather.”

  16. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    November 16, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    By Sarah’s look I can say Joyce woke her up, or Sarah is always in that mood.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      November 16, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      That’s pretty much just Sarah’s default setting.

  17. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 16, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    I love the cold weather and tend to function better when it is cold. That being said, they are asking if you’re cold because they care Sal, and also because it’s more “normal” to be cold. 😛

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      November 16, 2020 at 2:37 am | #

      I actually like the colder weather better. At least when it’s too cold you can put on more layers. When it’s too hot there’s only so much clothes you can take off before people start looking at you funny.

  18. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    November 16, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    It just occurred to me we went through that entire intro chapter without Billie showing up at all.

    • clif
      clif
      November 16, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      She died surfing the time skip.

      • clif
        clif
        November 16, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

        Surfing? Okay, let’s go with that.

      • Shen Hibiki
        Shen Hibiki
        November 16, 2020 at 7:59 am | #

        She forgot to do the Time Warp

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 16, 2020 at 4:02 pm | #

          Again?

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      November 16, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

      Yeah, I thought for sure we’d follow Lucy to her dorm room and Billie would be there, but no.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 16, 2020 at 8:05 am | #

      Yup. And without revealing the last silhouette in the cast picture.

      Which may or may not be the same thing.

  19. AeromechanicalAce
    AeromechanicalAce
    November 16, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

    As someone who also runs unreasonably warm, it’s awesome in the winter, but it SUCKS in the summer.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 16, 2020 at 6:40 am | #

      Yup.

      Shared office thermostats suck in the winter, too. Back in the Before Times, when that was a thing, I’d be sweating bullets while the folks I was trying to help were somehow shivering when the office was 70 degrees. I guess because it looks cold outside, it must be cold inside?!

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      November 17, 2020 at 7:12 pm | #

      Yuuuup. I don’t tolerate heat well and get hot too easily and I LOVE winter, but I live in California and summer is utterly miserable. I literally feel sick for the entire summer every year (headaches, sluggish, etc). I hate it.

      It’s November and I’m still running the AC because anything above 70 feels too hot.

  20. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 16, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

    I love how both Sarah and Sal take part of the conversation as long as they do it under protest.

  21. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 16, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    Sal, you lived in Tennessee for five years, that’s why people are asking.

    And Walky, running hot, in my understanding, actually makes you feel colder because the huge difference in body temp and normal temp. I think. I’m not a science person so someone explain if I’m wrong about that.

    • Chris
      Chris
      November 16, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      Running hot, with good peripheral circulation, raises the equilibrium temperature at the nerve endings.

  22. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    November 16, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    I’m half convinced Sal never lights her cigs. They just hang there, most of the time.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      November 16, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

      Much healthier that way. And they last a lot longer.

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 16, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

    A bit of pot calling the kettle black there Sal. Right now the Walkertons are BOTH sporting the sexy “just got out of bed” look. Clearly being casually sexy is genetic.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 16, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

      That would probably be one of the easiest alleles ever to identify a survival advantage for.

  24. All-Purpose Guru
    All-Purpose Guru
    November 16, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

    Still lovin’ Sal’s hair.

  25. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    November 16, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

    Does she just… Not have a lighter?

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      November 16, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      She just lights it with a steely glare

      • Alan in DC
        Alan in DC
        November 16, 2020 at 9:36 am | #

        Haha, there’s a YouTube video of Watergate bad guy G Gordon Liddy making some microwave popcorn just by staring down the bag. I’ll bet she learned it from him.

  26. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    November 16, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

    The Gary Busey comment from Walky cracked me up…

  27. iain
    iain
    November 16, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

    Maths Squad

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 16, 2020 at 9:23 am | #

      They’s ‘merican. Math Squad.

      Math Squad?

      Math Squad. Less’en they all live in Maths Quad, they might still all be in Math Squad.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 16, 2020 at 10:40 am | #

        So if Lapis joined them, they’d be Math Squad Quad Clods.

        Say THAT five times fast!

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          November 16, 2020 at 6:09 pm | #

          Or if they joined the equestrian team, wood shop and harpoon throwing society, they could be the Quad Clod Maths Sawed Prod Squad

          • clif
            clif
            November 16, 2020 at 10:13 pm | #

            You know, I have absolutely no conception of your gender, sex, or romantic preferences, but you should know I’m in love.

  28. drs
    drs
    November 16, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

    Sal lives in the same dorm hallway as Joyce and Sarah. She’s gotten up earlier and has been waiting in the cold for them, rather than waiting for them inside.

  29. The Coolest Child
    The Coolest Child
    November 16, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

    The trick is to never take off your wool hat. Speaking from experience.

    • KingoHrts
      KingoHrts
      November 16, 2020 at 3:41 am | #

      Mike Nesmith agrees.

  30. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    November 16, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

    “Sarah also says hello.” “I do not.”

    Wow, Sarah. Rude, much?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 16, 2020 at 3:15 am | #

      They would all think Sarah was ill if she wasn’t cranky and antisocial!

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 16, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

      Welcome to the party pal.

    • clif
      clif
      November 16, 2020 at 10:16 pm | #

      Some might think that Joyce was rude putting words in Sarah’s mouth unbidden.

      Not me, but some.

  31. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    November 16, 2020 at 2:11 am | #

    Wait, they’re still taking math? The ridiculously required course isn’t just a one-term thing?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 16, 2020 at 10:44 am | #

      And, apparently, still taking it in the morning. When I was in college, I never got lucky enough to take the next course in a chain at the same time I did in the previous quarter. Can not accept, suspension of disbelief broken.

  32. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 16, 2020 at 2:22 am | #

    The day Sarah is a morning person is the day we know that the end of the world has come!

    Seriously, though, I’m loving the way that Walky and Sal are rediscovering sibling snark. They love each other but that doesn’t make either of them feel obliged to avoid teasing the other when necessity requires it!

  33. Lynx
    Lynx
    November 16, 2020 at 2:23 am | #

    Ohgodno I’m freezing just by looking at these two. My body is perpetually frozen, I bust out the long sleeves when the temperature drops beneath 20°C/68°F :’D

  34. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 16, 2020 at 2:26 am | #

    I don’t think my hair will ever be as messy as Gary Busey, but it definitely gradually gets more messy as the day goes on.

  35. Andu
    Andu
    November 16, 2020 at 3:43 am | #

    I can testify that apparently you can train yourself to deal with coldish temperatures.
    I had a coleague right from sub-saharian Africa.
    He told me he thought he would end up dying when he came studying in a (rather mild) cold part of my country.
    When we worked together, he was sporting short T-shirts until temp got below 15°C (where he deigned use long sleeves, and a light jacket when rain was around).

    One day I asked how he did pull that. His answer: “I only take cold showers, and it worked”. I never tried to follow his path.

  36. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    November 16, 2020 at 4:17 am | #

    Walky isn’t could because of that BURN!

  37. Nono
    Nono
    November 16, 2020 at 4:19 am | #

    Ah ha, math class. Billie’s either going to show up to her class or… the mystery will continue.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 16, 2020 at 9:27 am | #

      Or Billie is enrolled in a different class of the same course.

    • Julez
      Julez
      November 16, 2020 at 4:19 pm | #

      Its a new semester, they have different classes now.

  38. David Doty
    David Doty
    November 16, 2020 at 6:36 am | #

    I’ve very hot natured. I pretty much never wear so much as a windbreaker. It’s agonizing because people notice and it draws attention and comment, which is awful. But then on the one day of the year so cold I want to wear something, I just suffer because wearing a jacket one time would draw even more attention.

  39. Edwin I Callahan
    Edwin I Callahan
    November 16, 2020 at 7:23 am | #

    Wonder if Math Squad is going to become a thing in the strip. Also, has the strip ever said what Sal’s major is? Besides being cool, of course.

  40. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    November 16, 2020 at 9:32 am | #

    Jeez Walky, would it kill you to carry a brush in that backpack? In sure there would be room.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 16, 2020 at 4:12 pm | #

      Yea, it’s not like Mike is stuffing textbooks in there.

  41. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 16, 2020 at 9:48 am | #

    That they are all taking math at the same time speaks to some deliberate coordination. Even if they are in different courses. At a Big Ten university, one could take basic statistics at several different times /days. Is Sarah in the math group? Pre-law can be just about anything. Journalism, history, a language by the three lawyers in my family. Is she being big sister enough to tie her schedule to Joyce’s?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 16, 2020 at 10:37 am | #

      At least in the previous semester, Sarah had a different class at this time (with Jacob), but they still walked together.
      I assume the same still holds – Sarah’s not in their math class.

  42. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 16, 2020 at 10:32 am | #

    Is it just me or are Sal and Walky are slowly becoming the kind of (creepy) twins who make identical moves and expressions and are able to complete each other’s sentences?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 16, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

      Yeah! Ain’t it heart-warming? 😀

      • Rabisch
        Rabisch
        November 16, 2020 at 8:56 pm | #

        Maybe.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      November 16, 2020 at 6:08 pm | #

      They are making up for all those years of not being that.

  43. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    November 16, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

    How many maths make up a squad?

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      November 16, 2020 at 12:54 pm | #

      More than you can afford.

    • clif
      clif
      November 16, 2020 at 10:24 pm | #

      Squad refers to organization not size, though it implies a ‘small’ group. So it depends.

  44. Council
    Council
    November 16, 2020 at 11:12 am | #

    Standing in the shade in the winter sun makes Sarah’s complexion look pasty.

    🙁

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 16, 2020 at 12:07 pm | #

      Before the skip, the shadows were shaded with generally warm colors. Now the shadows are cooler.

      Compare today with this strip set at the same place:
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/heard/

  45. Chris
    Chris
    November 16, 2020 at 12:55 pm | #

    Hmmm, I dunno, Miss Ploofy… pot calling the kettle black and all that. If she put on a cap and yanked it off, her hair could empty buildings…

  46. Exarch
    Exarch
    November 16, 2020 at 1:45 pm | #

    Oh right! They all walked to math class (or in Sarah’s case a nearby class) last semester, along with… with Billie, and… and Mike

  47. ScarletSabre
    ScarletSabre
    November 16, 2020 at 3:20 pm | #

    Of course Walky has taken over the Superheroics… he’s wearing the yellow stripe!

  48. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    November 16, 2020 at 4:00 pm | #

    I’m glad Sal is wearing her hair natural.

  49. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    November 16, 2020 at 6:08 pm | #

    I wonder if Sal and Walky have some Nordic blood in their veins…

    • clif
      clif
      November 16, 2020 at 10:30 pm | #

      This Universe’s Head Alien was into transfusions instead of super-powers.

  50. JA
    JA
    November 17, 2020 at 11:02 pm | #

    I used to be like that. And then I lived in California and Georgia for several years and lost a good chunk of my cold resistance 🙁

  51. Some Ed
    Some Ed
    November 18, 2020 at 12:44 pm | #

    Back when I had a full head of hair, I don’t think I ever managed to have it as neat as Wally’s for 10 minutes. Or, for that matter, as neat as Gary Busey’s. It was more like Einstein’s on a good hair day (good hair day for me, bad hair day for Einstein).

    Fortunately, I did not have a full head of hair for the generally expected duration for a guy. I mean, I’m still not to the point where I’d be expected to be losing my hair, but I’ve been enjoying not having the least manageable subset of my hair for a quarter of a century now.

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