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by David M Willis on February 23, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – See You in the Funny Page
└ Tags: becky, dina, joe, joyce, ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 23, 2021 at 12:02 am | #

    of COURSE Joe’s into vore

    …

    *never looked up and spontaneously wonders if there’s a difference between “fetish for being eaten alive” and “fetish for being swallowed whole”*

    • foamy
      foamy
      February 23, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

      Fetishes are fractal, infinitely divisible yet retaining always the fundamental essence.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 23, 2021 at 2:22 am | #

        That must be why DeviantArt is still so popular.

    • butts
      butts
      February 23, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      yeah vore and erotic cannibalism are different

      don’t ask why i know this i am Cursed with Knowledge

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 23, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

        DOA 11: Cursed with Knowledge.

        Oh,wait. It has to actually be in the comic.
        DOA 11: I Won’t Rip Out Your Neck Tendons with My Teeth.

        • RacingTurtle
          RacingTurtle
          February 23, 2021 at 12:54 am | #

          DoA 11: “I Feel Like I Need To Be Less Socially Accessible”

          The title 2020–21 earned

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            February 23, 2021 at 2:54 am | #

            Ok. That wins, I don’t need to read any further. Plus 1 internets to you, a bouquet of flowers, the Maltese Dingus, a lifetime subscription to Disney +, a box of cookies of your choice. Best comment of the week, and it was only Monday.

            • Sunny
              Sunny
              February 23, 2021 at 6:43 am | #

              Isn’t it tuesday, though?

              • Lieutenant Dan
                Lieutenant Dan
                February 23, 2021 at 6:58 am | #

                For me, it was. 😏

                • Geneseepaws
                  Geneseepaws
                  February 23, 2021 at 8:13 am | #

                  I am, … in time,… but only very loosely connected to it. We have a antagoni…. it’s complicated.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          February 23, 2021 at 2:29 am | #

          I feel your pain, because I’ve also been broken by the Internet.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        February 23, 2021 at 12:10 pm | #

        “erotic cannibalism”

        Reminds me of the “sexy snake” concept oglaf threw out a strip or two ago. Slap boobs on it and call it sexy or erotic, and pretend the whole rest of it just doesn’t exist.

        If we were being more accurate about it, we’d call it “sexualized cannibalism” or “cannibalism fetish” or “pervy nomnoms”. I guess what I’m saying here is, a snake-fucker is still a snake-fucker, even if the snake has boobs. #YourLifeLessonForTheDay

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 23, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      I don’t think having your throat ripped out counts for either of those

      • butts
        butts
        February 23, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

        technically it’s just extremely heavy necking

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 23, 2021 at 9:56 am | #

          I mean, vampires are heavily sexualized, and that’s erotic exsanguination, also in the neck region – not THAT different.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            February 23, 2021 at 12:22 pm | #

            To be fair, vampires seem to straight up inject their prey with an aphrodisiac as they bite in, with much the same mentality as the numbing agent certain insects (eg, mosquitos) apply with their injections- that is, it’s a method of ensuring the feeding isn’t interrupted.

            So if we’re looking at the lore scientifically, then we’re either looking at a chemical interaction similar to drugs or, we’re looking at something along the lines of erotic asphyxiation, wherein the stray individual is really into the light-headed/etc aspects associated with either/both of asphyxiation or blood loss.

            And then, on the other side of things, you just have perverts like Bella who have no real self-identity or personality of their own, and attach to an abusive older man and take pleasure in the abuse because it makes her feel desirable (or something).

            Basically, what I’m saying is, it’s not really the vampires that are sexualized [in their nature as vampires], but the kind of humans they interact with and how they interact with humans.

            And then of course you’ve got Anne Rice books and True Blood, but there it’s less them being vampires that’s sexualized, and more the fact that for some reason all vampires are hedonistic libertines in those settings.

            That is to say, they’re not any more sexualized as a species or by their nature than the humans or werewolves or whatnot in their respective settings. They’re just treated as incredibly sexually indulgent humans, and everyone else just kinda gets caught up in their pace.

            Or, put another way, Anne Rice and Charlaine Harris sexualize vampires by their writing but, the setting itself doesn’t sexualize them as a species. In other words, you could put it off as a chemical element, fetish, or cultural aspect of the vampires.. rather than “vampires (and being bitten) are inherently sexy”.

            To tl;dr that whole thing, in summary:
            The sexualization of vampires and the sexualization of exsanguination aren’t necessarily directly associable. Some people just like fucking really old corpses, without bleeding from the neck as they do it. #RespectSexualDifferences (?)

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              February 23, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

              As a tangental thought, now I’m wondering how many people sexualize being bitten by mosquitos. I mean, I’m curious, but not enough so to actually want to hear the answer. -.-;

            • jflb96
              jflb96
              February 23, 2021 at 12:38 pm | #

              Modern vampires are all hedonists because they’re a) based on Lord Byron and b) a metaphor for the ruling classes.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        February 23, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        Does it really matter?  Either way, you’re gonna be dead.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          February 23, 2021 at 9:51 am | #

          I dunno it worked out fine for Mario and Luigi in that game where they got vored by Bowser.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            February 23, 2021 at 12:26 pm | #

            Introducing bizarre fetishes to the children? Classic Nintendo.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      February 23, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Yes, vore and cannibalism/guro are two separate things.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        February 23, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

        TheMoreYouKnow.gif

        • Dara
          Dara
          February 23, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

          TheLessYouWantTo.gif

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        February 23, 2021 at 12:30 pm | #

        Well, guro’d mean horrific, grotesque, or gore, depending on contextual usage. Cannibalism could fall under that but, isn’t a direct synonym for guro. In fact, vore, rape, scat, and most anything else that’s offensive in nature could be considered as guro as well.

        In other words, “vore/guro and cannibalism/guro are two seperate things” would be better written as “vore and cannibalism are two seperate subcategories of guro”.

        Do let me know if my interpretation of guro is off, but a quick google search across major info hubs like wikipedia seems to suggest it isn’t. Side-note, I hate the fact that I can associate the meaning of that word so clearly even before looking it up. Fucking internet..

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 23, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

      there is a difference, even if both involve being eaten: one is slow death by pain and blood loss, the other is being devoured by another person’s body.

      Rule 34 at its finest!

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        February 23, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

        Bunch of sickos. What am I doing here? Oh, right, I’m a sicko. Just not that kind.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        February 23, 2021 at 12:33 pm | #

        You know what I hate about Rule 34? ..I hate that ever since people started making porn and tagging it with that, I can’t ever find any Rule 34 porn anymore. ..y’know, porn about fucking Rule 34. I mean.. that’s where it was always going, to begin with.

        Rule 34 is an Internet maxim which asserts that Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      February 23, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

      that’d be hard vore.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        February 23, 2021 at 12:07 pm | #

        source: i am unironically into furry vore.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          February 23, 2021 at 12:20 pm | #

          (but if it’s any consolation, i’m into soft vore without the chewing angle. though i shouldn’t really have to justify my fetishes lol)

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            February 23, 2021 at 12:42 pm | #

            “though i shouldn’t really have to justify my fetishes”

            Actually, that’s false. As soon as one’s fetishes (or general sexual outlook) are brought up for discussion by the fetish-holder or are directly infringing on someone else, then it’s something you need to justify.. if not in holding it as a fetish, then as being warranting of bringing it up in the first place.

            Conversely, if it happens in private, and all parties involved are capable of giving consent and have sincerely, without exploitation or coercion, done so, then everyone else can just fuck right off and mind their own business.

            ..cause, frankly, wanting to give a fuck about anyone else’s private sexual activities is a bizarre fetish in and of itself. -.-;

            But no, this isn’t the kind of context where justification really should be brought up without an instigating factor for such.

            Doing such just gives the same impression as “I can talk about my misogny here, and I shouldn’t have to justify my fetishes”. Misogny doesn’t necessarily lack consent, either, after all, but it’s still uncomfortable for others to hear framed in a “this is my thing, I’m going to bring it up, but don’t try and go against it” manner.

            Or, to reframe that: If you bring it up, others have just the same right to bring up their dissatisfaction with the concept [so long as they do so with a minimum of respectfulness].

            Anyway, nitpicking on phrasing and presentation aside..
            I’m of the opinion that vore is simply [hard] vore, given that basic biting and sucking has always been a part of “soft” sexualization from the start. Rather, I’d call yours “Mastication-free Vore”? Though that just makes me think of free-range chickens and the resulting hybridized conception is really.. unpleasant to think about. >.<

            • a/snow/mous/e
              a/snow/mous/e
              February 23, 2021 at 9:05 pm | #

              i’ll concede i didn’t need to bring it up, but it’s also not hurting anyone? so it’s not like it matters in particular one way or the other.

              a little confused why you bring up sucking, maybe “chewing” wasn’t clear but i was only referring to like … bites that injure the prey? i don’t like maiming, which i guess was what i wanted to explain. i thought that would be considerate, but perhaps i was projecting my discomfort?

            • a/snow/mous/e
              a/snow/mous/e
              February 23, 2021 at 9:30 pm | #

              but yeah i don’t have a problem with people expressing discomfort, when it’s done with respect rather than a bullying/disparaging/kinkshaming reaction.
              vore’s sort of come into the internet limelight as a meme/joke and it’s a bit weird. shrugs maybe i was feeling a bit defensive about that trend when i responded. i don’t think anyone here was being disrespectful. apologies if my initial comments were a bit snippy.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        February 23, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

        (i guess that’s assuming that “being eaten alive” means being eaten in a few bites and quickly swallowed rather than the more realistic and slower cannibalism angle. if you’re dispatched with the throat lunge and then systematically eaten a bit at a time, i guess that’s cannibalism as people have stated above. at that point, it’s not in the vore umbrella anymore so it’s out of my depth.)

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          February 23, 2021 at 12:43 pm | #

          So, to sum that up.. you’ve got standard cannibalism, and then you’ve got Attack on Titan cannibalism? 😛 And I guess snake cannibalism’d be the last one, since it’s typically associated with being completely bite-free. :taps chin:

          • a/snow/mous/e
            a/snow/mous/e
            February 23, 2021 at 9:12 pm | #

            soft vore (at least what the furry community calls “soft vore”; from your other comment, it seems like you may have some other idea of what that term means?) is very much snakelike, yeah. (probably why there’s a fair amount of snake/naga/dragon preds.) of course i guess there’s also macro/micro which doesn’t require as much anatomical disproportionality, just size difference.

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              February 23, 2021 at 11:20 pm | #

              ” it seems like you may have some other idea of what that term means”

              No. I was stating my belief that “soft vore” as a concept doesn’t really exist as a fetish, given that anything classifiable as “soft” vore would be fairly normal to begin with. Basically, you’re either tearing a chunk outta someone (or swallowing whole), or you’re not; Consumption as a concept isn’t overly complex in nuance, regardless of whether we’re discussing biting or swallowing. 😛

              • a/snow/mous/e
                a/snow/mous/e
                February 24, 2021 at 12:54 pm | #

                i think the difference between hard vore and cannibalism is whether it’s a mouthful.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 23, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    It will never happen, but if it did they might dethrone Walkyverse Amber and Mike for “Most Epic of Hatefucks”.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      February 23, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Welcome to Rutjoevia. Currency: POUNDS.

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        February 23, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

        Population: Your bloody femurs?

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 23, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

      is she into guys at all? she has been only with Billie/Jennifer so are we even sure that she has a thing for guys alongside girls?

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        February 23, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

        She had a boyfriend back home named Ciaran, IIRC.

        • Skater Girl
          Skater Girl
          February 23, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

          This doesn’t mean much. I had a bf in high school and I am hella gay. Lots of us did.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            February 23, 2021 at 4:52 am | #

            Willis did some art a while back for Bisexual Awareness Day IIRC, very prominently featuring Danny, Jennifer, and Ruth – all of them confirmed to be bi per word of Willis.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              February 23, 2021 at 4:54 am | #

              (incidentally, Walkyverse!Billie dated both of them at different points in the timeline)

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                February 23, 2021 at 8:48 am | #

                And just to close the tight loop, Danny and Ruth also dated there.

                • RowenMorland
                  RowenMorland
                  February 23, 2021 at 9:22 am | #

                  Did Danny and Ruth actually date, or did she just socially isolate him from his established friends and then hang out with him?

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 23, 2021 at 10:40 am | #

                  It’s been awhile since I read those Roomies! strips, but I thought they did.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  February 23, 2021 at 8:03 pm | #

                  Ruth and Danny never dated. They were friends.

      • Nono
        Nono
        February 23, 2021 at 4:32 am | #

        ‘If you’ve never been with a boy, how are we sure that you’re bi?’ is a very tired take.

        If people are bi, let them be bi instead of making them ‘prove’ it. She doesn’t have to express sexual interest or history in a guy or a girl to prove that she has the capacity to like them beyond platonic reasons.

        • Rowan
          Rowan
          February 23, 2021 at 7:51 am | #

          Has she ever claimed to be bi? I see King Daniels post now thay Willis has confirmed it, jusy saying the commenters above that might not have known, so would be guessing from the comic strip, in which case who a person has dated is relevant information (unless Ruth has stated her sexuality and I just forgot)

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            February 23, 2021 at 8:56 am | #

            I don’t think she’s stated it specifically, but she’s known to have dated two people – Jennifer, and a boy named Ciaran, from Ontario. Her asshole grampa used the end of that relationship to stab at her.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              February 23, 2021 at 10:14 am | #

              Thought by many to be a link to this Ciaran, since there aren’t that many of them in webcomics.

              • RassilonTDavros
                RassilonTDavros
                February 23, 2021 at 11:14 am | #

                …So I guess Ruth’s type is “people with ponytails,” then?

                I don’t know much about Avalon beyond a) the fact that It’s Walky! does a pseudo-crossover with it (currently reading it for the first time, haven’t gotten there yet), b) that its creator Josh Philips has seemingly vanished off the face of the Earth, and c) it ends with a text story where everyone is lesbians.

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          February 23, 2021 at 8:30 am | #

          My personal thanks for stating this.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 23, 2021 at 8:47 am | #

          No, but this is fiction and we can only rely on what we’ve seen or been told. In canon, the evidence for her being attracted to guys is pretty minimal – I think there’s one reference to a boyfriend back in Canada. Which is of course not proof, since it’s not uncommon for gay people to have a straight relationship or two before coming out. I don’t recall her explicitly claiming to be bi, though I could have forgotten.

          We do have Word of Willis though and evidence from the Walkyverse as well. She is confirmed bi, but it’s not surprising that readers would wonder, given the minimal evidence in DoA itself.

          • Nono
            Nono
            February 23, 2021 at 2:00 pm | #

            Ruth had a boyfriend. She dated a girl. It seems like it’s easier to go ‘okay, you’re bi, cool’ than ‘hmmm but what if that boyfriend was just a PHASE and you’re actually a full-on lesbian now???’.

            If Ruth dated one guy and then three girls, it doesn’t make her any less bi, it just means that she happened to date three women in a row. There’s no minimum ‘quota’ that needs to be filled to prove that you’re attracted to both genders. If Ruth decides to come out as lesbian later on, fine. But it’s honestly just rude to go ‘yeah but I know lesbians who dated guys before they come out’.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 23, 2021 at 3:13 pm | #

              It does happen. It’s not even uncommon among lesbians. If she was saying she was bi, then I certainly wouldn’t be saying that, but as far as I know, all we have to go on is a couple of reference to dating a boy in high school.

              My argument here isn’t that she likely isn’t bi, just that 1) it’s easy to miss those references (or the Word of Willis) and 2) even those references aren’t actually proof.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                February 23, 2021 at 8:03 pm | #

                I’d argue that having dated a guy and now dating a girl and not having stated a label, the best guess is probably bi/pan/poly/some other sexuality into multiple genders. After all, she hasn’t called herself a lesbian either and her dating history has both. Assuming lesbian seems biphobic to me.

              • Nono
                Nono
                February 23, 2021 at 8:31 pm | #

                And my argument is that if I heard someone dated a guy and a girl, the polite thing to do is to assume bi unless proven otherwise.

                Look, I’m not perfect about this either, I’d completely forgotten that Mandy/Grace/Sierra were all canonically bi because of the Walkyverse. But it’s serious bi erasure to assume that just because someone doesn’t outright say they’re bi, that dating a guy in the past is automatically suspect just because their most recent dating adventure was with a girl.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 23, 2021 at 11:15 pm | #

                  I agree with both of you and never meant to say otherwise.

                • Nono
                  Nono
                  February 23, 2021 at 11:57 pm | #

                  Alright, but ‘oh I know lots of lesbians who went through a dating a boy phase so maybe this is like that’ has a sense of ‘well yeah, but my experience is different, so maybe yours is less valid’ and bisexuals have had to deal with that for too much. Heck, change the terms around and ‘I know it seems likely that it’s X, but I’ve heard Y, so it’s not like it’s that unbelievable people think it’s Y’ can apply to any number of LGBTQ+ categories.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 24, 2021 at 8:54 am | #

                  I really should just let it go, but the main point of the “it’s not surprising readers think she’s a lesbian” is that there are only a couple of references to the boy over ten years of comics that they could easily have missed or forgotten.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            February 23, 2021 at 2:24 pm | #

            She mentioned a boyfriend to Billie and then later Dickbag Grandpa brought him up and she seemed pretty protective of remembering that relationship and reminded Dickbag Grandpa of his name.

  3. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    February 23, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    You’re into /not/ having your neck tendons ripped out?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 23, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      Honestly, who isn’t?

    • Alexander Hammil
      Alexander Hammil
      February 23, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      honestly who isn’t

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 23, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

        Captain Jack, however …

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 23, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      How do uh, overweight people gel with that? Like, ooh, I’m going to rip out your, um… okay, there’s too much neck in the way.

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        February 23, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

        They survive it in style, like the fictional badass Wyman Manderly

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          February 23, 2021 at 2:59 am | #

          Thank you for that.

  4. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    February 23, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    “…your femurs, however, are still fair game.”

  5. ian livs
    ian livs
    February 23, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m ashamed to admit that “I’m into it” would be my exact response to a threat like that too (even if it’s untrue). But then, the only people who’d threaten me like that are good friends. Joe, I think you’re in danger, lol

    • mrj
      mrj
      February 23, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

      Insert obligatory Ralph meme here.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 23, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

      nah, she’d probably grin and let it go but make Joyce/Dina think that she’s considering it even if she has no intention of harming him

  6. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    February 23, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    you’ve gotta give it to Joe…

    nope, thats it, and by ‘give it’, I mean his face a punch

  7. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 23, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Ruth, it is OK to have friends.

    • butts
      butts
      February 23, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      preferably ones who are not Joe

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 23, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

        You know what kind of people have Joe as friends? Danny.

        Don’t be Danny, Ruth.

        • Rainhat
          Rainhat
          February 23, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

          It might be fun to see Ruth try being Danny. It’d be disconcerting but funny to watch.

          • RassilonTDavros
            RassilonTDavros
            February 23, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

            “Hey, I just got Asher hit by a truck. Wanna hook up?”

        • Nono
          Nono
          February 23, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

          Joyce and Jacob also consider Joe friends, though.

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 23, 2021 at 1:48 am | #

            Therefore Joyce and Jacob are Danny.

            Or at least have Dannyed it up.

      • Blindness
        Blindness
        February 23, 2021 at 1:40 am | #

        The two might actually make decent friends, their back and forth plays well with a lot of friends’ banter…and we know that Joe is all bark and no bite at times, just as Ruth is.

        • Nono
          Nono
          February 23, 2021 at 1:42 am | #

          I mean, Sarah is also bark and no bite, but uh, her and Joe got off on two wrong feet.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          February 23, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

          Well, Ruth’s clearly implied she’s only “no bite” because Joe helpfully proved her point.

  8. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    February 23, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    As much as I might enjoy being bitten during sexy times, I like my insides where they are thank you. Also Joe if you know she was dating someone and presumably knew it was Jennifer, then why ask without first determining if she is bi?

    • Nayann Martinelli
      Nayann Martinelli
      February 23, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      Being considerate is for virgins!

      /s

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 23, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

        But only if they’re 10s.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      February 23, 2021 at 3:01 am | #

      I mean, asking directly is a way to figure that out.

  9. Nono
    Nono
    February 23, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Joe continues to defy the concept of Darwinism, it seems.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 23, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      The purpose of evolution is the survival of the species, not the individual.

      I consider Joe a member of a prey species, and Ruth a predator. Sure, the lifespan of an individual prey creature is not particularly high, but they breed frequently. Joe acting recklessly in pursuit of mates may get him killed, but the species lives on.

      Look at how much Joe resembles his father. Clearly Rosenthals have very strong genes, all the more reason to pass them on.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 23, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

        As Richard has told us, his genetic material is very persistent.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      February 23, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      He’s like one of those spiders that just keeps going, even as the female devours him.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      February 23, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

      Notably, Ruth, you don’t have ANY influence over Joe.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        February 23, 2021 at 1:49 am | #

        She does if she gets her teeth in him. That’ll influence him.

  10. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    February 23, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Joe: Horny on Main, and First, and Broadway, and….

  11. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    February 23, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    More like, Ruth wants to do Joe in.

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 23, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    Oh.

    Oooh.

    Her post-time-skip demeanor is making a lot more sense now. Not that it didn’t make sense before, but it’s all sort of clicking into place. It’s not just that she’s not over Billie/Jennifer (was the name switch before or after the breakup? Guessing after), but that she doesn’t want to risk falling for one of the students under her again.

    And so she’s going to cut herself off from everyone again, and it’s going to hurt her so much, and DAMN YOU WILLIS

    • Matthew Wells
      Matthew Wells
      February 23, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      If only there was some hot, single newspaper editor she’s not responsible for who was extremely desperate!

      • Zor
        Zor
        February 23, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

        …I did not even consider this possibility, but I immediately love the concept

        • Zor
          Zor
          February 23, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

          Oh holy shit I’m Blow-Job Cat now??? SWEET

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 23, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

            Imposter!

        • Sporky
          Sporky
          February 23, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

          I can’t imagine Ruth being able to stand Daisy even a little bit

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            February 23, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

            Dang, you’re right. Daisy would be fine for a casual hookup…but then, so would Joe. Neither is someone whose company I can see Ruth enjoying

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 23, 2021 at 2:37 am | #

            Do we know anything about Daisy’s personality beyond “desperately horny”? She’s only had a few bit parts since the comic started, but there was more to her than that back in the old universe.

            • Nono
              Nono
              February 23, 2021 at 3:03 am | #

              She has, or had some journalistic standards.

              Until her hormones took over.

              I’m hoping to see more nuance, but every lesbian in this strip so far (Becky, Mandy, Grace, Daisy, Sierra) haven’t had a lot of time to showcase other things other than ‘lesbian’. Sierra probably got the most other than Becky.

              • SillyGoose
                SillyGoose
                February 23, 2021 at 5:42 am | #

                For Daisy and Grace I agree, Sierra for me registered more as “the bare-foot gal” than “some lesbian”, Mandy I barely remember.

                But Becky, in spite of her “Guess what?” phase, has definitely had a lot more character development than that, I feel.
                She’s a spunky orphan who has just escaped the claws of religious hell, misses her mom and had to cut ties with her dad, who landed work well above her education and experience level, leveraged that into a scholarship that’s going to allow her to be a scientist, who’s doing good at being in a nurturing relationship in spite of her crazy, manipulative, violent dad who never taught her how to do “healthy”, who’s struggling with her hang-ups on sexuality – but in a way hat’s related to “religion and premarital hanky panky”, and not to sexual orientation, who’s also a good friend when given a chance though she’s being kept in the dark at to her best friend’s religious crisis.
                That’s not exactly zero nuance. But I do want more “Daisy as a journalist”!

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                February 23, 2021 at 8:46 am | #

                Grace and Mandy are secondary extras, they haven’t gotten a whole lot of screen time. They’ve had about as much character development as Other Rachel and Agatha.

                Sierra has barely been in the comic more than they have. Like Meredith, she’s an extra with a memorable gimmick.

                Becky, though? Really? She’s a pretty major secondary character at this point.

              • NickG
                NickG
                February 23, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

                Mandy. Grace and Sierra are all bi (and all slept with Joe in the Walkyverse).

                • He Who Abides
                  He Who Abides
                  February 23, 2021 at 6:34 pm | #

                  I believe Sierra’s pan, actually.

      • Nono
        Nono
        February 23, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

        I think the last thing Ruth needs now is more clinginess.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        February 23, 2021 at 4:25 am | #

        I didn’t even consider a Ruth/Daisy ship before now. Intriguing.

  13. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 23, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Ruth is a national treasure.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

      But only if you’re Canadian.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        February 23, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

        I am Canadian! 😀

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 23, 2021 at 1:51 am | #

          Ruth AND Quebec. Awesome.

          😛

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 23, 2021 at 1:54 pm | #

      Seconded, as liking the Leafs obviously cannot hinder ones’ Canadianness. We are Canadian with all the good and the bad that comes with it.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        February 23, 2021 at 8:20 pm | #

        I come from a Leafs house. 😛

  14. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    February 23, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    I totally did not recognize Joe there at first.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 23, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      Egh, not my style of grav.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        February 23, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

        Hmm, so now I’m wondering whether I should stick with one/two of Walky/Dina/Carla, or keep holding out for Asher…

  15. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    February 23, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    I remember when Joe used to have more finesse than that when he was making a pass at a girl…. or maybe I’m remember things differently, I always call him Johnny Bravo as a joke but I think Johnny would have more game then that.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

      Joe? Finesse?

      What alternate universe was this?

    • Mydnyt
      Mydnyt
      February 23, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

      I think it’s a difference in the core of “Actively pursuing an interest in a girl” vs “being a misogynistic flirting prick because he is expected to”

  16. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    February 23, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

    Trust me, Joe. You will never like that feeling.

  17. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 23, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

    I ship Joe and Ruth more than Joe and Joyce.

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      February 23, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

      If you’re going to ship him with every girl that threatens him with violence I see you becoming very conflicted in the future.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

      We all have our individual peculiarities.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 23, 2021 at 1:43 am | #

      I agree with this. Joe/Joyce seems more like big brother/little sister to me than a romantic relationship

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        February 23, 2021 at 1:52 am | #

        Ooh, kinky.

        • MrSmith
          MrSmith
          February 23, 2021 at 3:55 am | #

          What are you doing bro?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 23, 2021 at 7:55 am | #

      Unacceptable.

      I challenge you to a duel.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        February 23, 2021 at 6:35 pm | #

        A duel, or a “d-d-d-d-duel!”?

  18. ESM
    ESM
    February 23, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

    This this “Hey your cute wanna bang” technique have a winning track record for Joe, or does he know Ruth’s a lesbian and is just giving her a hard time?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 23, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

      Ruth isn’t a lesbian.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

      It worked with Roz.

      • Blindness
        Blindness
        February 23, 2021 at 1:44 am | #

        except she might have only had sex with Joe to make the video to embarrass Robin so it may not have actually worked on her

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          February 23, 2021 at 2:41 am | #

          IIRC according to the Slipshines, Roz and Joe have hooked up on more than one occasion.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          February 23, 2021 at 2:04 pm | #

          In a sense, it doesn’t matter why it worked. That Joe took the shot and got laid was likely most of what registered for him. Positive reinforcement be like that.

          OTOH a brocken clock can be right twice a day, but that doesn’t make it a practical tool for telling time.

          The difference being that Joe’s technique is bearing him an acceptable degree of fruit for his labours. Thus he is less likely to be motivated to change it as long as he is content with his harvest. This is not to discount other influences which do seem to be making an impact on his character.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 23, 2021 at 3:28 pm | #

            Joe’s technique may have brought him less success than he pretended. We only know of 3 hookups for Joe: Roz, Penny and Malaya. (Multiple times for Roz, but she’s done with him now.)
            Malaya we know approached him. The other two we didn’t see the approach, but it’s at least plausible they made the first move.

            We know he exaggerated how much sex he was getting. No threesomes at least. We don’t know how much if any there was beyond the encounters we know about.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 23, 2021 at 9:21 am | #

        And we don’t know what worked with Roz. We didn’t see the approach, just the aftermath. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if Roz made the first move.

    • Mydnyt
      Mydnyt
      February 23, 2021 at 1:24 am | #

      I think that’s his universal approach to females who he knows he has zero chance with.

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 23, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

      I imagine it works for some people if it’s a casual hookup.

      The problem is the atmosphere. This isn’t a club, this isn’t an app.

      Like, Joe’s style isn’t a problem in and of itself. He wants casual sex, that’s fine. The problem is where and how he tries to go for it. The most we’ve ever seen him ‘try’ with someone is, funnily enough, asking Joyce out on a date.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 23, 2021 at 4:28 am | #

      I’m assuming it must work for some women, or Joe wouldn’t bother using this technique.

  19. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    February 23, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

    …goddammit joe.

    On another note entirely, it occurred to me that if Hank got an apartment, then Carol is probably still in the house and the Browns have to go through her to see the dog. So, you know, that’s kind of a bummer. Hope I’m wrong

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      February 23, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

      I was hoping that with all their kids fully grown and out of the house we be able to avoid a custody battle situation I forgot about the fuking dog…. probably be funny if they settled it by letting the dog choose who to go with and he automatically went to Hank. Which would be fair Hank would have the dog to keep him company and Carole still have that crazy ass cult neighborhood where she would still feel like she belonged.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 23, 2021 at 9:23 am | #

        Snoop went to Hank, but only because Joyce was standing with him. (And so was Becky with a pocket full of dog treats.)

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      February 23, 2021 at 3:58 am | #

      [pulls nightvision goggles over his eyes]
      Initiate operation Dognapping!

  20. Dark
    Dark
    February 23, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    Joe died how he lived… His characterization shot in the foot by a single mistake which is completely unforgivable because… Reasons.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

      And now Joyce needs a new lab part.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 23, 2021 at 2:07 pm | #

        If she needs a part for biology lab, can’t she just cut something off of Joe? I mean, the implication was that he’s done with his… parts.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      February 23, 2021 at 3:35 pm | #

      Hell, it wasn’t even an actual mistake. He had consensual sex with somebody who offered, but if I remember right his hangup was that he didn’t want to be That Guy, not that he was swearing off sex entirely. It’s a completely irrational backslide for really stupid reasons, but he’s a college freshman so it at least makes sense.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 23, 2021 at 5:14 pm | #

        He thought he had to swear off sex in order to not be that guy – thanks to the example of his father. He took hooking up with Malaya as proof that he couldn’t.

  21. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 23, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    I kind of respect Joe for being confident in his sexuality hut also he just seems really creepy and sleazy about how he goes about it. I’m not a prude but is randomly propositioning people for sex just how the kids do it these days? Am I out of touch? At least ask her out first right?

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 23, 2021 at 1:41 am | #

      Well the last time he tried that, he got beat up… and hey, Malaya used this exact approach on him and it worked.

  22. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    February 23, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

    What, does Ruth have a “bisexual” stamp on her forehead or something? Weird parallel dimension where certain sexual orientations are common knowledge…

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

      See https://i.etsystatic.com/11743934/r/il/de101d/2262613453/il_794xN.2262613453_h6n0.jpg

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      February 23, 2021 at 3:18 am | #

      To Joe, incompatible orientation might be just one of many reasons he could be turned down, and he might not see making a wrong guess as a particularly big risk.

  23. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 23, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

    Joe. My dude. My brother. My compadre.

    There’s some targets that’re not worth targeting.

    Joyce’s face kinda says it all.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 23, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

      I mean Ruth’s cute and all, but damn that’s the wrong way to approach someone.

      Like someone said earlier, this is “crass flirting prick” Joe, not “genuinely persuing a relationship” Joe.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 23, 2021 at 9:25 am | #

        There is no “genuinely persuing a relationship” Joe. Because Joe is convinced he’s his father and would cheat on anyone he got in a relationship with.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          February 23, 2021 at 5:54 pm | #

          Probably the closest we’ll get for now is “whatever you call the way he behaves around Joyce” Joe.

  24. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    February 23, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

    PALS PALS PALS PALS PALS PALS PALS

  25. Blindness
    Blindness
    February 23, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

    Joe is within earshot(earsight?) and has to know about Ruth’s reputation so he’s putting on a show for her. He might be lewd and crude, but the man isn’t a fool: she needed that reaction from him to help her a little.

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 23, 2021 at 1:48 am | #

      Unfortunately, not even Joe is powerful enough to hit the reset button to get Amber out of her apathy and self-deprecation.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      February 23, 2021 at 7:34 am | #

      Help her do what? Help her realise that, yes, she’s right not to socialise with these people, which is what she directly says he’s done?

      • Notmuch
        Notmuch
        February 23, 2021 at 12:03 pm | #

        Yes? It lets Ruth be angry and in an emotional state she’s comfortable in.

        Joe actually hitting on someone is more like
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/03-see-you-in-the-funny-page/shackles/

        There he just talks about sex stuff to gauge someone’s interest.
        Here, he’s just trolling for a specific reaction and got it.

        • Nono
          Nono
          February 23, 2021 at 2:04 pm | #

          I thought Joe hitting on someone was him lifting his shirt to show his abs to Becky and going ‘woah, who’s the tasty new redhead?’.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 23, 2021 at 3:30 pm | #

            Or telling Rachel she was an eleven.

  26. Clif
    Clif
    February 23, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

    Joe – Making Booster’s offer sound better.

  27. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    February 23, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

    Not with her teeth…

  28. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 23, 2021 at 1:40 am | #

    Man, I wish I could find a girl who’d rip out my neck tendons with her teeth…

  29. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 23, 2021 at 3:52 am | #

    It’s almost like he read yesterday’s comments section when he was writing the dialog for today’s comic…

  30. Keulen
    Keulen
    February 23, 2021 at 4:21 am | #

    Joe wears a hat now? I don’t remember the last time I saw him wearing a hat.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 23, 2021 at 9:26 am | #

      The hat virus spread from Danny to the rest of the cast.

      Or maybe it’s just cold.

  31. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    February 23, 2021 at 5:01 am | #

    Don’t kill him, Ruth! That just would make him a martyr.

  32. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    February 23, 2021 at 6:23 am | #

    Why do I have a feeling that one day Joe will wake up in a torture dungeon and there will be no safe-words involved…

  33. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    February 23, 2021 at 6:37 am | #

    I -really- like Ruths color scheme in this section. The green, orange/red, white and blue really mixes well together.

    The hat though, could have been a nicer hat. Like a toque.

  34. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 23, 2021 at 7:03 am | #

    Joe doesn’t count, he’d hit up on a mop

  35. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 23, 2021 at 8:08 am | #

    Someone throw a bucket of ice water on Joe.

  36. RowenMorland
    RowenMorland
    February 23, 2021 at 9:09 am | #

    The alt text just made me think of this SMBC (which is a little more graphic than I recalled)

    https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2006-11-25

  37. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 23, 2021 at 9:48 am | #

    Comment section today: If you dated someone of the same gender (and also dated someone of a different gender at some point but that doesn’t count) you must carry your bisexual identification papers with you at all times.

    Y’all this ain’t complex. Being in a same sex relationship doesn’t preclude you from other kinds so consequently it shouldn’t mean assuming one brand of sexual identity in someone because they’ve been in a same sex relationship.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 23, 2021 at 10:57 am | #

      I suspect it’s really more like:
      Comment section: I forgot the one time mention of dating a boy in the past and haven’t seen any other indication of interest in guys or explicit statements on her part that she’s bi.

      Yeah, bi invisibility plays into it, but so does presentation – especially in fiction, where all we know about the characters is intentionally chosen by the author.

      In this case, we do know from Word of Willis, but that’s not hard to miss.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 23, 2021 at 11:17 am | #

        “Yeah, bi invisibility plays into it,”

        Yes this is the important part thank you for spelling it out.

      • Nono
        Nono
        February 23, 2021 at 2:41 pm | #

        You also have people in this very comment section wondering if the boyfriend was just a phase where she dated boys before deciding to become a lesbian.

        There’s ‘we’re not shown all the pieces’ and then ‘there’s evidence but I’m ignoring it for my headcanon’.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          February 23, 2021 at 3:02 pm | #

          It also ties into the idea that narratives about bisexual characters *have* to be about their bisexuality in some way.

          Hades’ protagonist Zagreus is bisexual, but we sure as hell wouldn’t know that if he wasn’t able to romance both Thanatos and Megara.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 23, 2021 at 3:21 pm | #

            Fundamentals of fiction: If you want a character trait to be understood, you’ve got to let the audience know. Showing is more likely to register with the audience than a casual mention.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              February 23, 2021 at 4:50 pm | #

              The problem is that it boxes queer characters into stories that have to be about being queer. If something like The Last Guardian, a game where there is no other human being to talk to and your only companion is your big catdog, gets made then there’s no way to convey that a character is queer. There’s no reason not to read into it, but try and tell me anyone’s going to perceive the absence of a declaration towards a character’s sexuality as anything but being straight.

              We’re not a “theme” or story trope, we’re real people.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          February 23, 2021 at 3:11 pm | #

          Not to mention Ciaran gets brought up by her granddad and Ruth is clearly upset about leaving him and her old life. That’s not a strip that would have worked if he was just a phase she was going through.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 23, 2021 at 3:19 pm | #

            She could still have fond memories of him, even if she realized she wasn’t really attracted to guys. Imagine Ethan’s reaction to a similar slighting of Amber.

            Which isn’t to say I think she’s not bi. Leaving out Word of Willis, it’s still the most likely guess based on what we’ve seen. In the absence of her explicitly claiming to be bi, which I don’t recall, it wouldn’t be a huge shock if she wasn’t.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              February 23, 2021 at 4:48 pm | #

              “You had a boyfriend who is gone and I don’t know his name, same deets for the girl you’re with now.”

              “I clearly care about him enough to spitefully reply his name alongside the name of my current girlfriend and romantic interest.”

              This is not complex. This is just a thing y’all have been trained to do through culturally ingrained bisexual erasure.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              February 23, 2021 at 5:52 pm | #

              It’s also possible their relationship fell apart when Ruth and Howard were put under their grandfather’s custody in Indiana.

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/dawdled/
              (Content warning: Ruth and Howard’s grandfather)

            • Nono
              Nono
              February 23, 2021 at 8:26 pm | #

              ‘There’s still reasonable doubt in-universe that she’s not bi despite the fact that she’s namedropped a former boyfriend.’

              This is exhausting. Why is it so hard to just believe face value that she’s bi?

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                February 23, 2021 at 8:28 pm | #

                And like, we’re not even mad we gotta correct this, that’s just the lived experience for now, but damn once you are corrected don’t go off about how “well technically it could be wrong because X reason” yo.

                • Nono
                  Nono
                  February 23, 2021 at 8:49 pm | #

                  I’m already dreading rehashing this argument if/when Drew becomes important again (though that’s dependent on Ethan’s role in the comic). Are people going to start frothing if Drew dates Sal or something?

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  February 23, 2021 at 8:53 pm | #

                  Do you mean Danny? ‘Cause there is a Drew, but I don’t think you mean him.

                • Nono
                  Nono
                  February 23, 2021 at 9:07 pm | #

                  Nah, I’m going with Drew. Confirmed bi even in the old universe, but he’s always been a love interest for a gay dude. I’ve seen enough people getting seriously teed off when bi characters like that end up in a ‘straight’ relationship. Which… like, I get it, representation and all. But bisexuals confident in their sexuality (which is why I’m not including Danny, he’s still figuring it out) should be able to date whatever gender.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                February 23, 2021 at 11:18 pm | #

                It isn’t. She’s bi.

  38. Xaeon
    Xaeon
    February 23, 2021 at 10:03 am | #

    Silly Ruth. There is no level of social inaccessibility that can protect you from Joe.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      February 23, 2021 at 10:09 am | #

      That’s not true, Joyce deterred him quite efficiently… With Physical Violence!

  39. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    February 23, 2021 at 10:31 am | #

    Panel 4 Joyce: Dammit Ruth stop threatening my ma- er, I mean, Dammit Joe stop being a pig!

  40. thumb
    thumb
    February 23, 2021 at 2:59 pm | #

    g’ddamit joe

  41. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    February 23, 2021 at 4:00 pm | #

    the alt text *slayed* me

  42. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    February 23, 2021 at 5:20 pm | #

    Did Joe forget that Ruth is a lesbian, being in a relationship with Jennifer and all, or is he hoping that she is bi? Either way, he needs a fist/foot to the face.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      February 23, 2021 at 6:37 pm | #

      Ruth’s bi.

  43. Jay
    Jay
    February 23, 2021 at 5:43 pm | #

    Fucking hell, Joe.

  44. Bysmerian
    Bysmerian
    February 23, 2021 at 6:50 pm | #

    I remember at one point there was a drawing Willis did for like Bisexual Visibility Day or something which had Ruth grabbing Danny and Jennifer by the arms.

    Which was before Danny had realized he was attracted to Ethan so it was foreshadowing.

    Now I can’t find that image. Boo.

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      February 23, 2021 at 7:10 pm | #

      https://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/62072776793/oh-hey-its-bi-visibility-day-short-for-billie Here!

      • Bysmerian
        Bysmerian
        February 23, 2021 at 11:40 pm | #

        Ah, thanks!! My memory was off as to who was at the center! But the point stands that’s with the reveal that it was also supposed to include Danny as part of the Bisexual Visibility, it probably also includes Ruth.

  45. Mister Gray
    Mister Gray
    February 23, 2021 at 7:07 pm | #

    I think Billie ruined it by falling off the wagon and pushed Ruth away. I mean Billie before the time skip just was trying really really hard not to drink for Ruth but she probably never got help beyond that. There are AA groups for a reason.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 23, 2021 at 11:26 pm | #

      Jennifer says she’s had therapy and her apparently successful attempt to go sober before the time skip also involved promising to go to therapy, though I don’t think there was time for a session before the jump. I don’t see any reason to doubt that she did.
      Though of course anything could have happened and people certainly fall off the wagon even with therapy and the best intentions. We’ll find out.

  46. Joya
    Joya
    February 25, 2021 at 12:08 pm | #

    Joe’s ability to power through threats is both funny and creepy

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