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May 12, 2026

Doris

by David M Willis on March 12, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – See You in the Funny Page
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 12, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

    Self-Demonstrating Article

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      March 12, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      You’re a cruel woman, Ana Chronistic.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      March 12, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

      **clicks link**
      … must… resist… clicking… further… links….

      • Jenn
        Jenn
        March 12, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

        I know myself too well to even think of clicking a TVTropes link.

        I do it anyway sometimes, but at least I know I shouldn’t.

    • Lys
      Lys
      March 12, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

      nooo… I have… exams… And I already read that article like seventeen times…

    • StClair
      StClair
      March 12, 2021 at 1:53 am | #

      dooooooooooom

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 12, 2021 at 3:22 am | #

      While appreciating the joke, I still feel we should thank Willis for the pro-tip.

      • milu
        milu
        March 12, 2021 at 6:17 am | #

        I mean, the joke is all in the lampshading, so I’m not sure it’s meant to be taken as literal advice

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 12, 2021 at 4:21 am | #

      Yeah that TVTropes link is gonna stay unclicked.

  2. Srancamon
    Srancamon
    March 12, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    I am not confident that either Joyce or Walky actually know how to craft a joke

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      March 12, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      Probably not but at least Joyce has some world building on her side.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      March 12, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      The comic strip doesn’t necessarily have to be funny. I’d argue most newspaper comics aren’t. You ever read Doonesbury?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        March 12, 2021 at 5:34 am | #

        Doonesbury is political commentary, and that only used to be funny until actual politics turned into a farcical version of itself and the commentary couldn’t keep up anymore. My paper used to run it on the Opinion page opposite Incredulous Anthropomorphic Conservative Duck Mallard Fillmore.

        I only read a few newspaper strips out of habit, but very few are what I’d call unironically “good”. In my experience Boomers hate anything that isn’t the same blandly drawn, milquetoast blah they’ve been reading for decades. (And guess who buys newspapers?) The boring stuff keeps the industry afloat, because it makes money for the syndicates, but that also discourages risk-taking on picking up something new and innovative. (Thankfully, webcomics more than make up for it!)

        The older I get, the more ai understand and appreciate Bill Watterson’s decision to go out on top.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 12, 2021 at 7:30 am | #

          Doonesbury’s not just political commentary. It’s also character driven. Blatantly political strips are a serious minority. It’s never really been a gag a day strip, though it does try to have some kind of a punchline most times.
          It’s nothing at all like Mallard Fillmore – even beyond me liking Trudeau’s politics a lot more.

          It also started out as a campus paper comic about a couple of mismatched roommates and ballooned.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            March 12, 2021 at 10:46 pm | #

            So, what you’re saying is Gary Trudeau and Willis are the same person.

            • Ray Radlein
              Ray Radlein
              March 13, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

              Also, John Kerry made appearances in Doonesbury when it was just a campus comic, so we now know that Dorothy will eventually run for President

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      March 12, 2021 at 1:11 am | #

      Maybe not separately.

      But together? … The jury’s still out on that one.

      • FacelessDeviant
        FacelessDeviant
        March 12, 2021 at 3:29 am | #

        Oooh. A joint venture, that might be where this is leading!

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          March 12, 2021 at 9:16 am | #

          Yeah I’m keeping my fingers crossed for this team-up to happen.

  3. Octopus Ink
    Octopus Ink
    March 12, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    Wow. I’ve touched on this same phenomenon in one of my own comics.
    When, exactly did this narrative event even become a ‘thing’?!

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      March 12, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      Probably Garfield. When in doubt, blame Garfield.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        March 12, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

        They haven’t stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?

        • foamy
          foamy
          March 12, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

          A fellow connoisseur of the Irregulars, I take it.

      • Octopus Ink
        Octopus Ink
        March 12, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

        I’m actually starting to get that impression from the Internet Peanut Gallery and have often wondered when THAT particular phenom became a ‘thing’! Made a comic about that, as well.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        March 12, 2021 at 2:19 am | #

        The beat panel goes back to the earliest days of comics, though, apparently it goes more popular in the 70s. TV Tropes credits Doonsbury with making it a more than occasional thing. (The first Doonsbury strip to do it is from October 31, 1970…well before Garfield. The next one with a wordless penultimate panel is less than a week later, but that one’s not just a reaction-beat, it’s functional.)

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        March 12, 2021 at 5:37 am | #

        Garfield peaked in the early 90s. Change my mind.

        • Dang Fool
          Dang Fool
          March 12, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

          James Garfield died in ’81. Yer thinking of Arthur

          • Tawnee
            Tawnee
            March 13, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

            James Arthur hasn’t even peaked yet, he’s got so much more to show us musically AND lyrically.

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 12, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    President Doris being Dorothy would make the make out scenes with Julia Grey really awkward. Good thing neither of those characters are real. Just totally made up non self inserts. That’s why it’s called fiction.

  5. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    March 12, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Was that… was that a particular problem that early Willis had that I just never noticed during my Roomies! binge?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 12, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      Eh, maybe it’s a Sly Sirs thing.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        March 12, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

        Ooh, DEEP CUT.

  6. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    March 12, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    NOT WRONG.

  7. Shiro
    Shiro
    March 12, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Okay, that was clever, well done

  8. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 12, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Hehe, I love this.

  9. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    March 12, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Now, this is what game development is supposed to be like…
    doing the laziest things, and people never knowing or even caring.

  10. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    March 12, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    The fourth wall tapped out! You don’t have to keep up the attack!

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 12, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      The Fourth Wall has a nap!!

      Hold out!! Fourth Wall!!

  11. Nono
    Nono
    March 12, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Is there a history of the beat panel, when it was first used, it’s rise to popularity, and did it ever fall out of fashion and/or come back to fashion retro style?

    • drs
      drs
      March 12, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Tweet at Scott McCloud?

      • khn0
        khn0
        March 12, 2021 at 9:58 am | #

        Rather Benoit Peeters

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      March 12, 2021 at 2:23 am | #

      I can’t find any reference to its first use, but according to TV Tropes, Doonsbury is the strip that moved it from ‘an occasionally useful part of the cartoonist’s toolbox’ to ‘a standard load-bearing device’.

    • davidbreslin101
      davidbreslin101
      March 12, 2021 at 2:30 pm | #

      I wonder if its decline was started by the XKCD parody of Achewood, featuring 10 panels of awkward silence….

  12. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 12, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Oh, right, art skills. Oops?

    Now, see, Walky might make a stick figure comic work – his ideas sound pretty gag-a-day. Joyce wants a plot and significant character work. This might be fun to see how it shakes out.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 12, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      Well played, gravitar roulette, well played.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        March 12, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

        It’s always fun to reroll and see what you get in a BBCC comment thread let’s go!

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          March 12, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

          Yeah…uh…no.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            March 12, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

            I love Malaya. Maybe next time!

            • Clif
              Clif
              March 12, 2021 at 3:14 am | #

              Next time for sure.

            • I am Nothing
              I am Nothing
              March 12, 2021 at 3:45 am | #

              Whoop.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        March 12, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        Sometimes, the Grav Roulette sees an opportunity.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        March 12, 2021 at 9:20 am | #

        So how many weird capitalizations have you tried, at this point?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 12, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

      To be fair, we did see a little while ago that Walky fears Joyce’s art skills, even providing Lucy with an example. 😛

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        March 12, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

        Didn’t I get you yesterday?

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          March 12, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

          And same goes for you…last roll of the day (unless it’s a big ol’ NOPE)

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            March 12, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

            ehm…I don’t hate Booster, but I don’t think I want them as a grav.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              March 12, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

              YES VICTORY IS MINE AT LAST ASHER PARTAYYY TIME

              • King Daniel
                King Daniel
                March 12, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

                (Carla, you’ll still be my posting-from-phone grav, that way I can keep you and Asher both)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 12, 2021 at 1:51 am | #

        Oh yeaaaaahhhh, she draws Roomies style. Godspeed, Joyce, godspeed.

  13. Some1
    Some1
    March 12, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    I worry though, because Julia Gray is very clearly Joyce’s fantasy about herself, which doesn’t exactly lend itself to a well rounded character with realistic flaws.

    • Mariah Hardnett
      Mariah Hardnett
      March 12, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      If i learned one this that the mary sue label is thrown around way to much if jocye wants to write a self insert character let her.

      • StClair
        StClair
        March 12, 2021 at 2:21 am | #

        Doesn’t everyone start that way, really?

        • Chris Phoenix
          Chris Phoenix
          March 12, 2021 at 4:12 am | #

          1) “Write what you know.”

          2) “Mary Sue” is far too often an anti-woman weapon. Consider: If David Weber had been a woman, Honor Harrington would have been excoriated as a Mary Sue.

  14. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    March 12, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    Real Olivia Jaimes Nancy energy with that joke

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 12, 2021 at 5:40 am | #

      Sluggo Walky is lit.

  15. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 12, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    *looks in vain for some Mark Russell parodies of “Hail To The Chief” to play*

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      March 12, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

      There should be a “Jail to the chief,” left over from when Dick Nixon was prez.

  16. Greg
    Greg
    March 12, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    See my go-to was to just have six or seven wordless panels to really ruin my own jokes.

  17. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 12, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    I will say this. Joyce clearly has more of a passion for this than Walky appears to. I’m not gonna make a snap decision on it yet, but Joyce is clearly having more fun.

  18. Mister Gray
    Mister Gray
    March 12, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    So Joyce is Willis. Does this count as a self insert? Isn’t that frowned upon in books?

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      March 12, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Joyce is Willis was the joke of the entire first book. This is an example of the call-back.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      March 12, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

      Joyce is autobiographical (specifically the ‘grew up in an autocratic fundamentalist household, faith broke HARD in college upon meeting people they were taught to hate and realizing all these people were actually awesome, had mental crisis, also, got glasses’. We’re pretty sure Willis has never been kidnapped by a murderous mob stooge in an attempt to get back at his vigilante daughter, not that he would tell us anyway.) This is merely bringing her ever-closer to her natural endpoint, Internet Pornleige.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        March 12, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        That we know of.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        March 12, 2021 at 3:41 am | #

        Sometimes I wonder how much of the murder and kidnapping stuff is taken from real life events.

      • Dave
        Dave
        March 12, 2021 at 8:29 am | #

        See also mother and father divorcing with the mother staying hardcore ultra-Christian ’til the end (and beyond, with her will leaving Willis’ childhood home to her church).

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          March 12, 2021 at 9:29 am | #

          Pretty sure the childhood home was sold during the divorce, actually.

          But uh, yeah, difficult family aspects for sure.

    • Jane
      Jane
      March 12, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

      Honestly, the idea of “Self Insert Is Bad” has its roots more in fanfiction (where, admittedly, plenty of authors get their start) than it does writing per se. This is because a frustratingly large number of first-time writers first idea is “Hey, what if I was part of (popular franchise), and it was great!” – a fantasy that’s probably very entertaining to the one writing, but less so for anyone without a pre-existing connection to the main character. A character with autobiographical characteristics doesn’t really fall under the guideline (even if the concept has drifted somewhat since then) since it’s exploring a part of the character or their past, rather than acting as a vehicle for the author’s personal fantasies.

      I could elaborate on this a bit, but… Eh, doing it unprompted (like the three paragraphs I deleted) feels a bit unnecessary.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        March 12, 2021 at 9:47 am | #

        Even then, people tend to put some aspect of themselves into characters with some regularity, and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. In fanfic, the autistic person writing a lengthy musing on Dina’s interactions with the world that contains a lot of projection could be a great read. In original characters, giving characters certain traits of yours can help them ring truer to life. (Say, Joyce’s struggle with her loss of faith, or Ethan and Amber’s nerdy interests having very specific facets like Transformers knowledge rather than a Big Bang Theory-style Generic Nerddom.) You really just need to learn how to use it properly – don’t cheat a situation you set up to avoid giving that character consequences, and don’t be afraid to let those characters be brutally wrong at times. You can literally dump yourself in an existing work and still make it worth reading by showing what your character brings to the table, how you change things, but also how you make new, different problems that need adapting to. If you’re willing to make your character complex enough to be interesting before they do anything too big, people are willing to care. (It’s tricky to pull off well, but at the same time there’s definitely a market – just look at all the isekai anime where some nerd gets dumped into their favorite fictional video game.)

        • Jane
          Jane
          March 12, 2021 at 10:10 pm | #

          Just to clarify, that was the two-second explanation of “Why Self-Insert Has A Bad Rep” (to reiterate, because it’s generally shorthand for a character that doesn’t get enough development living out the author’s fantasies). If a work doesn’t do that, it’s not a problem.

          There’s more that can be said, certainly, but I felt that would just unnecessarily muddy the waters. If a person wants to know why something is frowned upon, adding a bunch of caveats is unlikely to help them – even if I would enjoy examining the boundaries of a problem.

          (Besides, self-insert originally referred only to works in which the author was explicitly a character in the story, which is why it was more of a fanfiction issue than a general writing issue. It’s only later that people started using it to refer to any character the author seemed to value more than the others, and attempting to use the “new” definition with the old rule doesn’t have much value.)

    • Sam
      Sam
      March 12, 2021 at 5:58 pm | #

      That is more frowned upon by grouchy people upset that the content is written for the author more than for them when it comes to books and fanfics. With RPs, if everyone is doing it, it is fine. It basically falls into the same line of Mary Sues and Gary Stus being perfectly useful and viable for processing stuff in your own writing but it won’t be super entertaining for anyone else until they are made more complex and compelling to an audience.

      Joyce has been stated since day one to be autobiographical in a lot of ways but she is also a well-rounded fleshed out character with experiences that diverge as I doubt Willis was at a party and someone dressed as a superhero turned up. But there are then things he has talked about for real like how he used to be super Christian and his parents getting divorced and how his mother’s views were very extreme.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      March 12, 2021 at 8:45 pm | #

      “Self inserting is bad” is such a weird piece of advice, especially since the golden rule writers keep throwing is “write what you know.”

      If I ever write a novel, which I’d certainly like to, dang right the protagonist is going to be bi as fuck. That shit’s real to me, that’s what I want to see in stuff.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      March 12, 2021 at 8:49 pm | #

      like “joyce is autobiographical” in bold text has been on the About/Read Before Posting page for over a decade

      so

      uh

      • deathjavu
        deathjavu
        March 12, 2021 at 9:46 pm | #

        Forgive me if I’m projecting, but a *lot* of fictionalized characters are oberamplifying parts of oneself into distinct characters. I seem to remember Willis identifying with pieces of Joyce, Walky and Dina among others. Personally I see the same things in my writing. It *shouldn’t* be surprising given that they all came from the same brain.

        I really hope this isn’t news to anyone. Seriously. Think about it for .002 milliseconds.

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      March 12, 2021 at 9:47 pm | #

      Frowned upon by whom?

  19. Regalli
    Regalli
    March 12, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    METAGEDDON HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!

  20. LuminousLead
    LuminousLead
    March 12, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    Nice and meta.

  21. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 12, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

    Is it wrong I want to see Walky’s journey to cartoon stardom more?

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 12, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

      Sure. Why not?

    • milu
      milu
      March 12, 2021 at 6:13 am | #

      I’m there for him if and only if he hires Dina as scientific advisor

  22. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    March 12, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

    I’d accuse Joyce of leaning on the fourth wall, but that giant chair doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 12, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      Clearly, Dorothy is trying to show her that the true path is to get atop the fourth wall.

      They have chicken tenders up there.

      • Rectilinear Propagation
        Rectilinear Propagation
        March 12, 2021 at 1:47 am | #

        Her comic better be good though. I hear they burn the bad ones.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          March 12, 2021 at 3:12 am | #

          That’s not a lesson she’s gonna learn.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          March 12, 2021 at 9:29 am | #

          Joyce: You know, I have all of these backed up on my laptop.

          Daisy: Eh, the fire’s mostly for psychological purposes, anyway.

          J: But, I have other copies. I won’t be psychologically affected by this at all.

          D: You? The fire’s for me!! Heheh, burn, terrible comics! BURN!!!

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            March 12, 2021 at 2:39 pm | #

            Joyce: how are you suddenly wearing that pretty hat? And where did you buy a magic gun?

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      March 12, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

      You know that’s the point of the fourth wall, right? That it’s the one that’s not actually there?

  23. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    March 12, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    I am pretty sure President Doris isn’t based on Dorothy, just as Julia Gray isn’t AT ALL Joyce. Why, Julia wear cool shades, and Joyce wears your old regular glasses.

  24. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    March 12, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

    What I love about this particular strip is that it works no matter when you stop reading. First panel? Funny. First two panels? Funny. First three panels? Funny. All but the last panel? Funny. Whole thing? Still funny. This is good stuff. Very meta.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 12, 2021 at 2:23 am | #

      How about if you read the panels in reverse?

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 12, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

    I can’t believe I ever thought president Doris is based on Dorothy. My bad.

    • milu
      milu
      March 12, 2021 at 2:56 am | #

      I don’t know why people keep silently implying that president Doris is Dorothy. Like Dorothy very obviously did in panel 1, which is why this clarification was needed. Yet again!

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      March 12, 2021 at 12:11 pm | #

      How could you even consider that? She has dark hair.

      • milu
        milu
        March 12, 2021 at 3:11 pm | #

        It’s very odd how people keep getting confused about this!

  26. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    March 12, 2021 at 1:06 am | #

    I’m so meta, even this art

  27. dej
    dej
    March 12, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

    We’re reaching levels of meta that shouldn’t be possible

    • danielle
      danielle
      March 12, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

      increase the meta!

      • Edwin I Callahan
        Edwin I Callahan
        March 12, 2021 at 6:46 am | #

        Unleash the Meta.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 12, 2021 at 4:31 am | #

      The meta side of the comics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    March 12, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

    I’m not proud that this strip took me a minute to get. But I can’t stop smiling now that I know. 😁

  29. Mikey
    Mikey
    March 12, 2021 at 1:53 am | #

    Oh man, that’s how at least 90% of humor webcomics were back in the 00s. It was always something like this:

    PANEL 1: “Weird, our bank account’s almost empty.”
    “This new video game is great!”

    PANEL 2: “I don’t recall making any large purchases…”
    “The other new one I bought is even better!”

    PANEL 3: *wordless*

    PANEL 4: “Did you spend all our money on games!?”
    “Yay! Video games!”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 12, 2021 at 5:46 am | #

      I’m so glad webcomics evolved past their “gamers on a couch” phase.

    • milu
      milu
      March 12, 2021 at 6:39 am | #

      Calving & Hobbes used this, sparingly. Here’s an instance (did I jump at the chance to spend an hour reading Calvin & Hobbes this morning? sure. Is this a productive use of my time? Ehn. But does this greatly contribute to this conversation?…………. ok, no, not at all.)

      PANEL 1: Calvin and Hobbes are jumping across a creek.
      Calvin: Hobbes, do you think our morality is defined by our actions, or by what’s in our hearts?

      PANEL 2: Calvin and Hobbes are climbing over a rock.
      Hobbes: I think our actions SHOW what’s in our hearts.

      PANEL 3: Calvin stops, stares at 4th wall, taken aback.

      PANEL 4: Calvin shouts at Hobbes, off-panel to the right: I RESENT THAT!

  30. foducool
    foducool
    March 12, 2021 at 2:22 am | #

    lol I see what you did there

  31. Chronos
    Chronos
    March 12, 2021 at 2:54 am | #

    …how autobiographical is Joyce here?

    • milu
      milu
      March 12, 2021 at 2:58 am | #

      i dunno, does Willis live in a linear succession of panels?

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 12, 2021 at 3:26 am | #

        Are you familiar with the concept of a Planck time?

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          March 12, 2021 at 3:34 am | #

          Is that when you live out your life on an elongated wooden slab?

          • milu
            milu
            March 12, 2021 at 6:11 am | #

            Actually it’s to do with the fact that in the early days of comics they used to be printed using woodcuts, aka Plancks (which is the old english spelling, capitalization and all, retained only in this specialized sense). A “Planck time” is the time it took a printer to gouge out one panel for printing. They used to be so fast at this that a Planck time came to be known in the profession as a minimal unit of time against which to measure any other duration.

  32. Bryy
    Bryy
    March 12, 2021 at 3:42 am | #

    By the by, I finally looked up Indiana U. on Google. Holy SHIT, that school is huge.

  33. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    March 12, 2021 at 4:14 am | #

    This is very meta

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      March 12, 2021 at 6:32 am | #

      This entire arc is meta almost to excess!

  34. Keulen
    Keulen
    March 12, 2021 at 4:44 am | #

    Not yet breaking the fourth wall, but they’re getting damn close.

  35. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 12, 2021 at 4:44 am | #

    I think that Willis basically saying here: “Look, I’m sorry. In my defence, I really only half knew what I was doing back then!” All I can say in reply is that we all have to start from somewhere and then improve with time!

    (Yes, Roomies is rubbish compared to late-era Walkyverse and DoA and I don’t think it’s unfair to say that).

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      March 12, 2021 at 9:27 am | #

      It is… very, very rough. On many, many levels.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 12, 2021 at 10:11 am | #

      I mean, when Willis shits all over their past work, I think it’s fair to shit all over it. Though honestly there are some bits so awful that they aren’t even fun to shit on— the “joke” about Sal needing an Adam’s apple check comes to mind. Or the early It’s Walky! strip where Mike says Sal has “huge monkey ears.” Or the now retconned-out joke about Bill Clinton trying to get Joyce under his desk, which thankfully got reworked into Bill hiding under his desk from possessed Squad 48 agents in the redraw.

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      March 12, 2021 at 9:38 pm | #

      This is exactly why I’m sure both joyce and Walky’s comics will be garbage – willis is all too aware of how bad novice works are. First time instrument players are bad, first time writers are bad, and first time comicers are bad, as sure as the sunrise. Why *would* they be good??

  36. milu
    milu
    March 12, 2021 at 6:28 am | #

    Love how alt-text!Willis, who is usually all sarcastic and cool, couldn’t resist patting himself on the shoulder this one time ^^

  37. Arianod
    Arianod
    March 12, 2021 at 7:05 am | #

    The meta intensifies.

  38. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    March 12, 2021 at 7:39 am | #

    *slow clap*

  39. auroki
    auroki
    March 12, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

    Glasses Joyce is slowly becoming my favorite joyce

  40. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 12, 2021 at 8:25 am | #

    Is it me or is panel 2 Joyce revealing much by pre-emptive denial?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 12, 2021 at 9:49 am | #

      It just hit me…

      …what if part of the reason why Joyce is so in denial is that with her parents split up, she’s scared shitless of what Carol might do to her now that she’s entirely free of Hank’s voice of reason? Considering she condoned Toedad’s actions several times and got him released from prison, I honestly wouldn’t put doing the same thing past her and I’m betting Joyce wouldn’t either. I don’t even wanna think of what she’d do if she found out the truth about Jocelyne.

      • milu
        milu
        March 12, 2021 at 3:18 pm | #

        but that’s not how denial works? Her subconscious can’t have such specific and sensible reasons for keeping herself from acknowledging her homoerotic desires. A general sense of danger will do that well enough though

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          March 12, 2021 at 3:38 pm | #

          To be fair, I don’t mean to say that that’s the only reason by any stretch. I think her general denial of having any sexual feelings at all is pretty well-documented at this point. I just think that it may be one factor among many.

  41. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    March 12, 2021 at 8:47 am | #

    So President Doris is Amber?

  42. Lordhaw
    Lordhaw
    March 12, 2021 at 9:03 am | #

    This whole chair routine reminds me so much of the Charlie Brown/Linus discussions leaning on the wall somehow. Nice job Mr. Willis

  43. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    March 12, 2021 at 9:04 am | #

    Joyce already knows all the important things. Her strip will be a blast!

  44. Tan
    Tan
    March 12, 2021 at 9:07 am | #

    A good laugh, probably: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/03-see-you-in-the-funny-page/return-2/

  45. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    March 12, 2021 at 10:03 am | #

    This is like a reward for hanging in there during the stressful parts…

  46. Pat
    Pat
    March 12, 2021 at 10:05 am | #

    *slowclap*

  47. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    March 12, 2021 at 10:26 am | #

    I’m enjoying how meta this all is becoming lately

  48. thumb
    thumb
    March 12, 2021 at 10:30 am | #

    damn it willis

  49. HeySo
    HeySo
    March 12, 2021 at 11:49 am | #

    That third panel should actually be the fifth panel. It’s so obvious!

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      March 12, 2021 at 11:51 am | #

      (But really, it was kinda fun moving it around to each possible position. ^.^
      Pity it can’t fit in the first panel position, but it basically works for any of the rest.)

      • milu
        milu
        March 12, 2021 at 4:16 pm | #

        https://imgur.com/a/ShqoWTn

        • Sam
          Sam
          March 12, 2021 at 5:28 pm | #

          That made me smile.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          March 15, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

          👍

  50. Kate
    Kate
    March 12, 2021 at 1:01 pm | #

    Ryan North knows

  51. Rani
    Rani
    March 12, 2021 at 1:58 pm | #

    …does the January 6th insurrection happen in DoA’s verse? And was Carol involved?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 12, 2021 at 3:28 pm | #

      It probably happened but it probably won’t be addressed in depth because of the sliding time scale. By next year, this strip will take place in January 2022 and the insurrection will have been last year, before they got to school. Then it’ll take place in 2023 and then 2024 and so on and so on.

  52. Sensei Le Roof
    Sensei Le Roof
    March 12, 2021 at 4:01 pm | #

    Hee hee, nice subversion.

  53. Aviana
    Aviana
    March 12, 2021 at 4:59 pm | #

    For folks at home, the wordless panel was moved to the middle this time! Peak humor. (Sincerely, I snickered.)

  54. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 12, 2021 at 5:05 pm | #

    that’s… very meta

  55. Jhon
    Jhon
    March 12, 2021 at 5:21 pm | #

    Lucy: Costume? But this is just pajamas.
    Walky: Because NightGirl rules the night!

  56. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    March 12, 2021 at 5:33 pm | #

    Huh, she’s already learning the tricks

  57. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    March 12, 2021 at 11:16 pm | #

    Should you really be giving away all your tricks, Dave?

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today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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