It's a pretty rigid format but we keep the content loose, you know?
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Augustine
Winter Jay Kiakas, Windy
August and her ragtag group are just like everyone else, simply surviving in the treacherous Crater... When they stumble into what may be an artifact of the ancient past, their lives are thrown into a much bigger loop as they trifle with bounty hunters, monsters and gods.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Little Tiny Things
Clover
What are the little things that move us? The simple joys that warm our bodies and hearts? The micro life of insects that influence our world more than we think? The tiny steps we make everyday to have a happier tomorrow?
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Angel's Orchard
Harry Bogosian
After the events in Demon's Mirror, Gerda has accepted her role as a Demon Hunter, and Cezar has traveled back to the Demon City. Demons have existed alongside humans for millennia, so things begin to return to normal. But an impossibly powerful Relic has been taken by one of the Demon Masters, and a silent war enters its final stages.
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Lies Within
Lacey
Lysander's aimless and carefree life is turned upside down when he accidentally discovers that the cute boy next door, Simon, is a literal monster
Freakshow
Scotty
A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
The Messenger
indui
In a ruin-abound town cursed with bad luck, Kai and Kalla--a young boy and a fledgling dragonbird spirit--take on a quest in hopes the reward will solve all of their problems.
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Monster's Garden
Ash G.
Champion pit fighter Kilo Monster was content to spend the rest of his days tending to his quiet garden alone... until he met a curious robot girl and her human family.
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
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Don’t know if it was intentional but that cluster of thumbtacks behind Joyce in panel one are like those *bloop-bloop* foggy bubbles of confusion, but done subtley. Neat.
“Holy crap! Dorothy, you just verbed two never-before-verbed nouns in one 22-word sentence! Are you Shakespeare? Should I be following you around with an app that listens to your sentences for further neologisms, and then posts them directly to Urban Dictionary?”
“Walky, stop linguisting! It’s out of character for you! Joyce is seriously residual-traumaing and maybe identity-crisising, and even though we interventioned last night, we’re still going to be responsibling until we’ve helped her through the Kubler-Rossing.”
Yes. In the Halo games, the Covenant forces have a procedure they perform on the surfaces of enemy planets they wish to depopulate. Apparently, it involves superheating the planetary surface, and is called “glassing.” A planet that has been thus treated is referred to as having been “glassed.”
I like to think this is what Dorothy is referring to when she says “then Joyce glassed him.” But I suppose “punched him in the face with a glass” works almost as well…
The origin of that is, of course, the way sand becomes glass if you superheat it. So if you go to, for example, the first nuclear bomb test site, the whole patch of desert got melted and fused into glass. Kind of cool, in a REALLY eerie sort of way. Basically, that’s what the Elites did to most of Asia. Or Africa. Or wherever it was.
And suddenly calling somebody ballface causes everyone to forget about tragedy for a moment. Bravo Billie. If you were real, I would drink with you always if only for the hung over mornings. ( Annnnd if my avatar is still Ruth, then Beerios sexy times. ;D )
I don’t know about that, but I was really annoyed with Billie’s entrance in to this scene. I wanted to see what Walky’s reaction was after the first shock of hearing it, but now Billie is likely to monopolize t he conversation or at least insert distracting comments.
Why? It’s not like she’s got physical memory of the assault and it doesn’t look to me like any of the other folk there are being very physically comforting. I think he should probably ask if he can hug her of if she would like a hug, but I don’t see why being hugged by a friend would be a bad.
Sarah will kick Billie out of the room and Walky (her only “friends”) will finally understand she’s been treating him like crap and give her the cold shoulder.
Then Billie will notice how pathetic she really is (unwanted, lonely and drunk), and will break down.
If things don’t go this-way-ish, I’ll be deeply disappointed.
But Walky is used to Billie treating him this way. Why would he suddenly wise up just ’cause Sarah kicked Billie out? Also, given that Billie was of some help the night before, I’m not 100% sure Sarah will kick her out unless she does something to upset Joyce .
“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”
Minnesota Star Tribune@startribune.com ⋅ 16h
Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
they managed to get the arms and thighs to be different grays, which I wasn't sure they'd be able to do, the way the mold's set up
though maybe they're just producing a lot of extra thighs and/or arms in the wrong colors and throwing those away, i dunno
Cops are overgrown children cosplaying War, with all the rest of us forced into their stupid, childish game without our consent, consuming vast funds from the public treasury and ruining lives by the hundreds of thousands.
unknown@collie.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.
Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com ⋅ 16h
preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 16h
unknown @collie.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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Well isn’t Billie just a beacon of joy and happiness?
Oh God, not again.
I just need you to know that I read both of your comments in Applejack’s voice.
As did we all.
except me.
i don’t watch ponies.
*GASP*
Come.
Come, alex.
Join the herd.
We have cupcakes.
You mean these cupcakes?
http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/mlp-fanfic-cupcakes.47156/
Thanks, I’ll pass.
I… buh? wha? ::hides from that very, very strange link::
i… i think i’ll pass…
I WILL NEVER LIKE CUPCAKES AGAIN
Cupcakes? Oh no. Don’t eat it alex, for your own good, don’t eat the cupcakes especially if it’s been serve by a pony.
Same here.
Is that what it is?
Mmmmm cupcakes
i didn’t read it in her voice until you pointed it out, but now i cannot un-hear it.
Muahaha… I escaped… thanks to YOU.
Billie, you’re an inspiration to us all.
Seriously, someone should make a successory about her!
Creepy last panel is Creepy
Why… what… why are you here?
Also, happy deuteranniversary, Ethan!
Ballface!
If i were walky…
Walky: You’re right…LET’S SUCK FACE!!!!!!
BallFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Concisely told, Dorothy! Poor Joyce.
Also, here is the obligatory “ball-FAAAACE”
Damn, you beat me to it. Like your mom beat me off last night for a nickel.
With her… no wait…
aww man, i was waiting to use the man-gina joke again!
You got screwed. I went all the way for the nickel.
Or didn’t get screwed, anyway.
Without his penis then?
I’m like this every morning, sans the alcohol.
Maybe you need alcohol to make you feel better?
i know i do.
Is that icon coincidental?
Well OF COURSE Drunk Mike would.
No. Coffee!
Is it weird that I read that in Long John Baldry’s voice, then yelled out IRL “By Celestia’s Beard!”
Yes.
That is an understatement.
Oh come on Billie, you can do better than that.
Hungover Billie is not my favourite.
Wow, Billie, you’re cheesy when you’re hung over.
Hungover Billie looks like a zombie.
Booooooze! Boooooozzeeeee!
So what does it sound like when you extend silent e like that?
All that drinking and she is merely hung over? She had enough to give Superman alcohol poisoning!
She have a clock work liver just like Kenshin.
Maybe she barfed a lot..
That is Billie’s abductee power.
Willis, I thought we weren’t going to see any of this abductee crap again!
It’s more likely to be the result of Scottish/Irish ancestry power.
Her liver is iron
Her liver is why the alarm goes off at airport security.
Man, we play off each other so well, don’t we?
We do at times, it’s a matter of if we are in the zone or not.
If you didn’t drink you wouldn’t be hungover!
That’s Sober Logic ™ right there.
Have about two and a half drinks, and you’ll see things differently.
I don’t drink.
Exactly.
If you didn’t sober up, you wouldn’t be hung over, either.
No Billie, what you NEED is water and maybe some Vitamin B.
All she needs is love!
Altogether now!
All she needs is love!
for a nickel.
With Billie, it’s free.
The first one’s free. Every time after can be yours for 5 easy payments of $19.95!
Or any amount of alcohol
It’s very expensive alcohol.
And other Beatles songs.
Don’t know if it was intentional but that cluster of thumbtacks behind Joyce in panel one are like those *bloop-bloop* foggy bubbles of confusion, but done subtley. Neat.
“Holy crap! Dorothy, you just verbed two never-before-verbed nouns in one 22-word sentence! Are you Shakespeare? Should I be following you around with an app that listens to your sentences for further neologisms, and then posts them directly to Urban Dictionary?”
“Walky, stop linguisting! It’s out of character for you! Joyce is seriously residual-traumaing and maybe identity-crisising, and even though we interventioned last night, we’re still going to be responsibling until we’ve helped her through the Kubler-Rossing.”
“GENIUS.”
Glass has been verbed before. Perhaps not in that sense, though.
I’ve heard “glassed” being used in that sense a lot.
Yes, though it makes me think of Joyce as the Covenant, dealing with Ryan from orbit. . .
Yes. In the Halo games, the Covenant forces have a procedure they perform on the surfaces of enemy planets they wish to depopulate. Apparently, it involves superheating the planetary surface, and is called “glassing.” A planet that has been thus treated is referred to as having been “glassed.”
I like to think this is what Dorothy is referring to when she says “then Joyce glassed him.” But I suppose “punched him in the face with a glass” works almost as well…
Wow, rereading that, I realize how much that first paragraph makes me sound like a nerd.
I mean, I am a nerd, but that paragraph really makes me sound like one. :/
It’s also a fairly common euphemism in modern sci-fi for nuking a place.
The origin of that is, of course, the way sand becomes glass if you superheat it. So if you go to, for example, the first nuclear bomb test site, the whole patch of desert got melted and fused into glass. Kind of cool, in a REALLY eerie sort of way. Basically, that’s what the Elites did to most of Asia. Or Africa. Or wherever it was.
Which is why I prefer to think that this is what Joyce did to Ryan. ^_^
Whenever I hear of somebody being glassed, all I can think of is the ‘straya day video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ
Yep, certainly in the UK it’s understood to refer to being hit in the face with a broken bottle or glass. The newspapers even use it.
Intervened. It’s already a word.
Next you’ll be saying we should say ‘use’ instead of ‘utilize’ and then the Bureaucracy won’t want to hire you anymore.
I’m still Happy-Joyce!
Responsibling is what Walky is to Sal, I guess.
Responsibling is what rappers who want to be good role models wear.
hee hee that one made me smile
I just realized that it’s only a matter of time before Billie is mistaken for a D&D affectionado expressing a preference.
Speaking of nightmares, hung-over Billie has a scary face.
Billie’s gonna look 45 by the time she reaches 25 if she doesn’t change her lifestyle.
“Don’t feel bad, Billie! Some guys love a more mature woman. Excluding the fact you still party like a teenager, you are the perfect image of one!”
Especially with your huge….tracts of land.
Depends on whenever you prefer Tubs’ tract of land or Jugs’ sweater puppies more.
That just makes it easier to acquire booze without an ID.
So there is an upside…
At least she still believes in justice!
Oh good, he can tell her about the pajama jeans now.
he can tell everyone about them all at once at the same time!
How convenient!
and thus, the PJ jeans become the newest best-seller since the Snuggie.
I bet Walky already has one of those.
I can totally see him owning one.
You say that, Billie, but wait ’til you see these pants.
THESE GODDAMN PANTS.
And suddenly calling somebody ballface causes everyone to forget about tragedy for a moment. Bravo Billie. If you were real, I would drink with you always if only for the hung over mornings. ( Annnnd if my avatar is still Ruth, then Beerios sexy times. ;D )
There’s a bit too much an inappropriate mix of seriousness and humour that’s leaving a funny taste in my mouth.
It only taste funny because Billie hasn’t showered.
I don’t know about that, but I was really annoyed with Billie’s entrance in to this scene. I wanted to see what Walky’s reaction was after the first shock of hearing it, but now Billie is likely to monopolize t he conversation or at least insert distracting comments.
Hey look, the DRAGONS shirt.
Woo!
Related thought: Does Billy realise the irony of her nerd-hating ways whilst wearing a shirt with DRAGONS emblazoned on the front?
Nerds don’t own dragons!
Just like how hockey doesn’t own ducks.
But, like hockey has the mightiest ducks, nerds have the mightiest dragons. WE WIN!
Now we need to see Ruth wearing a shirt that says “Dovahkiin.”
Quick Billie! mix raw egg, ginger and Guiness beer in a big glass, warm it up and drink it!
Hang over cure? not really, but it going to be so horrible she will snap out if it!
Dammit Walky, hug Joyce! Do it!
You hug that girl this instant!
May not be the greatest idea right now.
Why? It’s not like she’s got physical memory of the assault and it doesn’t look to me like any of the other folk there are being very physically comforting. I think he should probably ask if he can hug her of if she would like a hug, but I don’t see why being hugged by a friend would be a bad.
Greatest idea or not, I can’t look at Panel 2 and NOT want her to get all of the hugs.
…I’m not really seeing a marked decrease in quality of insult.
I think it’s more that she actually had to stop and think about it, rather than it just rolling off her tongue automatically.
“Who put this Walky here?” I love this line, more than “and then Sarah baseball-batted him.”
Cos she would rather have the other Walky(Sal) instead.
That kind of raises the question of which Walkerton she finds less annoying. Hmmm…
A better question would be: Which Walkerton is more shippable with Billie?
Why choose? Why not ship both?
Billie you’re so clever.
This comic doesn’t have enough Dina in it.
what are you talking about? she’s been in every strip to date!
wasn’t ballface a dick tracy villain?
No, he was Butters from “South Park.”
At least I… wait… something… you… insult…
C’mon, Walky, use that one.
What for? Billie’s kind of used it already.
This is how imagine this will go:
Sarah will kick Billie out of the room and Walky (her only “friends”) will finally understand she’s been treating him like crap and give her the cold shoulder.
Then Billie will notice how pathetic she really is (unwanted, lonely and drunk), and will break down.
If things don’t go this-way-ish, I’ll be deeply disappointed.
But Walky is used to Billie treating him this way. Why would he suddenly wise up just ’cause Sarah kicked Billie out? Also, given that Billie was of some help the night before, I’m not 100% sure Sarah will kick her out unless she does something to upset Joyce .
Billie should eat my Gravatar, maybe with some fried bread and several litres of OJ.
I think I’m mostly happy about the “this walky commnet. makes me think she’s encountered more, and more walkys wpuld make the world a better place
Billie is channelling the Tourettes Guy in the last panel. lol
“And Eli said unto her, How long wilt thou be drunken? put away thy wine from thee.”
1 Samuel 1:14