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February 27, 2026

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by David M Willis on July 15, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – As Long As It's Free
└ Tags: asher, carl, jennifer, raidah, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 15, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky learning to harness Joyce’s psychic abilities

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      July 15, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      That’s funny. He didn’t even touch Fuckface.

      What am I saying??!?! Psychic powers totally pseudoscience!!!!

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 15, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

        Fuckface is more like an amplifier for pre-existing powers.

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 15, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

          Never underestimate the limitless power of pseudoscience.

        • Wagstaff
          Wagstaff
          July 15, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

          That’s tantamount to assuming away the question on whether or not psychic powers exist at all.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 15, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

            If you can recall what happened yesterday, is that not a feat accomplished by your psyche? And if so, is it not a psychic power?

            • QuixoticMaunster
              QuixoticMaunster
              July 15, 2021 at 3:32 am | #

              Imagination? Also a psychic power. I’m all about this definition.

              • milu
                milu
                July 15, 2021 at 4:25 am | #

                counterfactual narratives?? pseudoscience!!! Willis is an absolute quack. i am skeptical any of these “characters” (charlatanese for spirits) have any basis in fact.

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  July 15, 2021 at 5:06 am | #

                  Oh believe me, I WISH Joyce and Walky had psychic powers. They could use them to blind Ruth’s grandfather, like that guy from Stephen King’s Firestarter.

            • Oberon
              Oberon
              July 16, 2021 at 7:21 pm | #

              A particularly poor psychic ability, given that much of what you “remember” about yesterday is completely invented by you.

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      July 15, 2021 at 3:45 am | #

      Great now I have the DucktTales theme stuck in my head.

  2. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 15, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    well, this’ll be interesting.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 15, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      Everyone in this hall is a drama bomb waiting to happen.

      Excellent.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 15, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

        “hall” is a funny way to spell comic.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 15, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

          Well, yes, but this particular group we’ve seen consists of one known antagonist (Raidah,) the mob heir we’ve all been worried about who’s definitely not as out of the mob as he claims, so even if he’s not on board with the mob stuff he’s definitely still dangerous by proxy (Asher,) someone who’s not inclined to have good feelings towards Sarah (Carl, who was a friend of Dana’s,) and Jennifer. Who’s not as Totally Okay and Normal as she claims, and we know this because she’s done this whole reinvention thing before AND she’s using it to try and shove her bisexuality back in the Neglected Box of Social Nonconformity (which is, of course, in the closet.)

          So we’ve got a known antagonist who was planning revenge immediately pre-kidnapping and timeskip, a potential VILLAIN who, even if he’s sincere, is still a narrative timebomb, and a dude who we know nothing about but that he’d likely follow Raidah’s lead if she connects Sal to Joyce and decides to start that revenge here. (Especially if she picks up on Sal’s Jealous of the Hot Boyfriend Vibes.)

          • StClair
            StClair
            July 15, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

            excellent summary.

          • DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
            DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
            July 15, 2021 at 12:38 pm | #

            Beware of being surrounded by fake people upon the first sign of trouble. That I agree on.

            Whether Raidah hooked up with this group with an ulterior motive in mind is a 60-against 40-for kind of thing. She’s an awful, elitist, manipulative neurotic with control issues that make Linda Walkerton look like one of Tommy Chong’s characters. Her priorities seem to be hiding who she really is better and carrying on about how everyone else is in the wrong unlike an upright citizen like herself. People who live in glass houses who throw stones openly tend to end up homeless pretty quick. Carl and Asher may be all that’s left of her crowd that she didn’t cut ties or burn bridges with at the moment.

            Asher, well, there’s a proven fair weather friend. Regardless of where he stands on the matter himself, I doubt Blaine is the only member of his grandfather’s mob who knows which button to push to get his cooperation in something quick the rest of his friends are going to suffer for by association because he had no other choice. Raidah and Carl can suck it, buuuut…

            Sal and Ms. Billingsworth were never close personally, but she’s been part of their circle long enough for Sal to care about her well-being.

            Asher’s one thing. Billie’s just falling for someone who represents the idea of ‘man’ until shit gets real again just like Sal still is…But the rest of the crowd paints a troubling pattern….This isn’t going to end well.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              July 15, 2021 at 1:59 pm | #

              Oh, I don’t think Raidah is interested in Jennifer to get revenge on Joyce. Pretty sure that’s at least mostly coincidence and proximity, and she just happens to be one of Asher’s friends.

              I do, however, think she’s 500% willing to CAPITALIZE on Jennifer and Sal being friends of Joyce/one of Joyce’s immediate neighbors.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 15, 2021 at 5:49 am | #

        … doesn’t “waiting” imply that they aren’t drama bombing in the present?

  3. Exarch
    Exarch
    July 15, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh wow they hang out with Raidah. This won’t get dramatic later at all

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      July 15, 2021 at 5:36 am | #

      I wonder if Raidah knows about Asher’s criminal background and his family’s ties to organized crime.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        July 15, 2021 at 6:02 am | #

        She’s just getting in touch with a potential future client. Networking!

  4. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    July 15, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Waitaminnit… Carl? As in, Dana’s boyfriend Carl?

    …are we getting the return of Dana???

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 15, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      Hey we got a timeskip.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 15, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

        Raidah is dating Carl now. At least until Jacob comes to his senses.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          July 15, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

          No offense to Carl, I don’t know shit about him really, but going from Jacob to him is such a downgrade. I guess the plus would be Carl probably puts out. But I’d take cuddling with Jacob over banging Carl any day. Sorry Carl. Maybe you’re cool but I ain’t impressed, not yet.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            July 15, 2021 at 9:04 am | #

            It doesn’t seem appropriate to rank a character on nothing but superficial/physical attributes. Even *Raidah* seemed to like Jacob at least as much for his potential as a high earning, law-practitioner. Carl is background at the moment. Until such time as we may observe his behaviour, there won’t be much to know of his quality as a person.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              July 15, 2021 at 9:54 am | #

              Oh it definitely inappropriate. I find it interesting I’m getting called out on this for Carl though when I’ve done the same for Joe, Jacob, Ethan, and most recently Asher, especially since the girls used to get this treatment to an irritating degree and it still happens on occassion.

              But I will make a sincere effort to no longer objectify the characters from now on if it upsets you or anyone else. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

              • Demoted Oblivious
                Demoted Oblivious
                July 15, 2021 at 10:09 am | #

                Oh no need to stop. I apparently just felt like commenting on it today. I know I’m very susceptible to doing it as well. Hell, entertainment costumers and make-up artists have careers built upon people judging others based on appearance.[1] Maybe for me it was just because Carl is such a complete unknown that it struck more. That and my own self-consciousness about doing it *despite* knowing that I do it, and still not being able to shake the influence of it.

                [1] Yes costumers and make-up do more than just set tone, but it plays heavily in their sandbox.

            • Segnosaur
              Segnosaur
              July 15, 2021 at 9:55 am | #

              Well, apart from physical appearances… We know Jacob is an intelligent, thoughtful person. Carl on the other hand was quite oblivious to the problems facing Sarah’ and her then roomate, and seemed to have done nothing to help either. Not much to go on, but still not a good sign.

              • milu
                milu
                July 15, 2021 at 10:28 am | #

                yeah but maybe he’s very good at, like, origami. that’s hot right

        • Kagimizu
          Kagimizu
          July 15, 2021 at 2:57 am | #

          Independent of any issues regarding Joyce and Jacob, I’m pretty sure Jacob is legitimately better off without Raidah. She was pressuring him to become a lawyer that could live up to “his brother’s” (really her) expectations and build a successful life (for her), without regards for Jacob’s own happiness, insecurities, or desires.

        • Segnosaur
          Segnosaur
          July 15, 2021 at 5:42 am | #

          Overall, Raidah is probably not a good person overall, and jacob would be better off without her…

          – she seemed to be… Manipulative of jacob

          -she was condescending to both Dina and Joyce

          – she was dismissive to the problems Sarah was having, when her roomate started to go off the rails

          Overall she seems a vit on the arrogant side.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            July 15, 2021 at 9:07 am | #

            Agreed with both you and Kagimizu. To go a step further, most people would be better off without a mean, judgemental, arrogant source of conflict in their lives.

            • milu
              milu
              July 15, 2021 at 10:31 am | #

              twitter: awww that hurts my feelings

              • Demoted Oblivious
                Demoted Oblivious
                July 15, 2021 at 11:37 pm | #

                Go on, take a bow!

        • DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
          DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
          July 15, 2021 at 12:42 pm | #

          “Until” Raidah wants to believe…

  5. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    July 15, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Can’t say I ever thought we’d see Carl again.

    • milu
      milu
      July 15, 2021 at 4:31 am | #

      can’t say i ever thought about Carl at all since August 21, 2012

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 15, 2021 at 5:14 am | #

      Definitely didn’t think I’d see him again, since I forgot he even existed.

      • Carla's #2 Fan
        Carla's #2 Fan
        July 15, 2021 at 8:14 am | #

        I only started reading last August or September (binging it all in 15 days) and I have already forgotten about him lol

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 15, 2021 at 9:10 am | #

          “I have already forgotten about him,” says Carl’s, uh, #2 Fan. Ouch!

          • milu
            milu
            July 15, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

            Carl’s #1 fan is his mom. Even she barely remembers he exists, which is… wait a sec, who was I talking about? i’ve forgotten

  6. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    July 15, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    IT IS YOUR DESTINY

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 15, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

      ALL IS PROCEEDING AS MIKE FORSAW.

  7. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 15, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    The siblings know.
    You think they don’t?
    They dooooooooooooooo.

  8. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 15, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh, it’s Raidah. That’s… lovely.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      July 15, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Raidah being in Asher’s friend group says a lot. And it’s not that great.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 15, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

        He’s mobbed up, she’s a law student, maybe she vying for the position of consili…consquigly…Tom Hagen.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          July 15, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

          I don’t think it runs that deep…yet. Raidah just doesn’t come off as that great a person. Putting aside the love triangle bullshit with Joyce and Jacob which I actually think she was a victim in. Raidah kind of just assumed Dina was mentally challenged when first meeting her while her two “friends” openly mocked her. Then she proceeded to talk down to her very condescendingly in order to drag because of their own personal beef. Then her friend called Dina “retarded”. Even though Raidah reprimanded her for that, none of that has ever been addressed!

          It’s been months! They’ve been in the same area. She never even tried to apologize for this. Not that I’ve seen. If anyone knows a strip where Raidah has apologized to Dina I’ll gladly be proven wrong. Until then Raidah kind of sucks.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            July 15, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

            Raidah was definitely the wronged party in the Joyce-Jacob debacle. To her credit, she DID call her friend on the r-slur (‘Oh right, we’re in public.’ ‘Oh right, we’re in the universe.’) At the same time, her willingness to call the friend on the active slur while showing no qualms about calling Dina ‘mentally challenged’ to her face shows that she holds the exact same ableist attitude, she’s just ‘polite’ about it. (As Dina so excellently put it, ‘she was not kind to me, though I imagine she thought she was.’ https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/eavesdrop/ )

            Also, while she was doing it in no small part to get a dig in at Joyce, who she correctly called as Into Jacob, the part where she indicates teaching’s a less worthy job than law solely because it pays less (‘and we can’t all live glamorous lives’) doesn’t exactly reflect well on her, either. Plenty of outlets to point out Joyce’s immaturity and perceived unsuitability without going for the classism. (And said classism deeeefinitely underlies some of her other actions, though I don’t feel like doing a breakdown at the moment.)

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              July 15, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

              Raidah’s ableism towards Dina is kinda hard for me to talk about.

              ‘Cause like, of course it’s wrong, but it’s the kind of wrong that gets routinely indulged to the point where it’s just a passive white noise, and it’s the kind of wrong the rest of the cast indulged in directly in Dina’s face when they found out Becky was hitting on her.

              This probably ties back into something I talked about a while back, where depicting problematic thoughts in discourse in otherwise sympathetic characters creates a weird vibe, because we’ve been exposed to deliberate malice for so long in a day and age where it’s easier than ever to know about a work of fiction’s creator that it can become clear whether they are writing a harsh reality or indulging their own worst traits in their work.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                July 15, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

                The difference to me is that most of the cast knocked it off when Dina called them out on it and apologized. But yeah, ableism is insidious, and it has definitely popped up on occasion since among the sympathetic cast. (Dina and Sarah’s one-on-one interactions sometimes include an element of Sarah calling some particular quirk of Dina’s weird, for instance. People were also surprised towards her birthday to realize she was turning nineteen and thus on the older end of the cast, but as someone who was mistaken for a high school student by random strangers well into my twenties, I’m willing to read that potentially as ‘Dina looks young’ – an established trait, even ignoring her habits and dress – and not necessarily infantilizing her. And it’s notable that it’s been a while since Sarah remarked on one of Dina’s habits. I like to think she’s learning.) Maybe Raidah would apologize when called on it herself. Maybe not. But given it’s an occasion Dina has actively said ‘I did not appreciate this’ and she later called out the same behavior in the main cast, it’s definitely meant to be portrayed negatively in both those instances.

                As opposed to, say, characters teasing Joyce about her limited palate, where sometimes she seems okay with it with trusted people but there’s also clearly some insecurity there knowing it’s a ‘childish’ eating habit. That one seems to be in part Willis poking fun at his own limited diet while also acknowledging ‘yeah this is unusual for an adult.’ I’m not gonna psychoanalyze further.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  July 15, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

                  Dina definitely reads young. Remember back on Freshman Family Weekend, when Riley was surprised that she wasn’t her peer?

                  https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/rapport/

                  re: Dina and Sarah’s interactions: I wish someone told me “no, stop that, that’s weird” a lot sooner. It would’ve saved me a lot of ostracization and retroactive embarrassment…

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  July 15, 2021 at 4:14 am | #

                  I was recently mistaken for an 8th grader by a friend of my mother.

                  I am 25 years old. This is not the first time either (first time, I was 22 or close enough).

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  July 15, 2021 at 4:46 am | #

                  Being on guard against insidious infantilization doesn’t mean we have to put away all childish things. We’re the sum of all our experiences — experiences in our childhood, our adolescence and our adulthood. There’s nothing unhealthy about fondly revisiting the games, books, TV and films we enjoyed in our childhood. Growing up isn’t about giving up our past, but expanding on it, being stretched and enriched by experience.

                  There’s nothing unhealthy about enjoying child-like affection and playfulness in our adult relationships. The problem arises when the relationship operates coercively on that child-like level.

                  Becoming aware of the subtle slippery elements of that coercion and recognizing the difference between care and confinement are the first steps in breaking free of insidious infantilization.

                  How all the characters here will do that will be quite the sight to behold…..

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  July 15, 2021 at 8:34 am | #

                  The other difference though is that Raidah did it on first contact when Dina was behaving decidedly oddly. Immediately after finding out she wasn’t a little kid, which is apparently a common first impression from both looks and behavior.

                  The others did so despite much more exposure and despite knowing that Dina was their age and capable of functioning as a fellow student. Raidah’s behavior was worse, but the others had much more reason to know better.

                • Plain Marie
                  Plain Marie
                  July 15, 2021 at 9:25 am | #

                  I’ve also been mistaken for my tall littlest sister’s younger sibling. I was even mistaken for a high-schooler outside my own college’s student center.

                  “Do you want to go here someday?”
                  “…I’m a Junior…”
                  “Oh? What high school?”
                  “…Uh…here…”

                  *sigh* I just don’t exude emotional sophistication, I guess.

            • RassilonTDavros
              RassilonTDavros
              July 15, 2021 at 10:20 am | #

              And then there was that time that Jennifer used the r-slur way back in 2010, though at that point it may have just been a product of past Willis not realizing how bad it was.

          • Norah
            Norah
            July 15, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

            I don’t think Raidah ever apologized to Dina. I don’t even think she realized how wrong her ableist attitude and actions were. She probably thinks she’s okay because she didn’t use the “r” word and reprimanded her friend for doing so. Maybe I’m wrong, but I doubt it.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              July 15, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

              Honestly part of me thinks Raidah still believes Dina is mentally challenged. They’ve never interacted after that despite Dina once standing directly behind her.

          • Rabid Rabbit
            Rabid Rabbit
            July 15, 2021 at 4:14 am | #

            We definitely haven’t seen Raidah apologize to Dina, but then, the only time we’ve seen them in close proximity after that incident is when Dina was stalking her and Jacob. Likewise, as Regalli says, most people knocked off the condescending to Dina after being called on it — but they had to be called on it, and they were mostly good people. If Dorothy had to have it pointed out to her, why would Raidah, on the basis of one encounter, realize she ought to apologize?

            Which is not to say that she doesn’t have issues, including the classism Regalli points to. Though the classism has its own interesting avenues for explorations, since one can see how a brown Muslim woman living in what I understand is a pretty Christian part of the US would come to that. And her condescension to Dina is itself complicated, because after all, don’t we want people to be understanding of those with mental disabilities? If Dina did have the sort of issue Raidah assumed, would we judge her as harshly? (Please bear in mind that I’m deeply ignorant on these issues, so I may be being as appalling as she was. If so, my apologies.)

            Which is not to say that the whole incident reflects well on her. And it does (along with other things) sort of call into question to what extent her admiration for Jacob’s brother’s fighting for trans rights is about trans people as opposed to about how admirable the fight is.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              July 15, 2021 at 8:54 am | #

              Nah. I get what you’re saying but you never condescend to amyone except maybe the very youngest of children (I’m talking like age 5 and under) because they literally don’t understsnd certain concepts. Just because someone is incapable of atriculating thought as fluidly or it takes more time doesn’t mean you don’t treat them with respect, because you never actually know what they’re thinking or truly understand.

              There’s slso a significant difference in behavior between the cast being drunk assholes with stupid assumptions of Dina at that party and what Raidah did, which they were indeed called out on almost immediately and apologized and changed.

              It’s been months in comic and Raidah hasn’t done shit. Probably having completely forgotten the incident. That makes either ignorant or uncaring. Which is better?

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                July 15, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

                First paragraph: Totally agreed. I do, in fact, read Dina as autistic (which a lot of people would call ‘mentally challenged’, because we don’t understand a lot of social concepts innately) and I would be irritated at POLITEST if someone said that about me to my face. Even if you know someone has an intellectual disability, you shouldn’t treat them as completely incapable and you shouldn’t say insulting things in front of them assuming they can’t hear or understand. You can accommodate someone while treating them like a human being entitled to basic respect.

                That entire interaction says, at my most charitable, that Raidah had no idea whatsoever how to talk to disabled people. (Protip: do not crouch down while talking to a disabled person. Just, don’t. Doesn’t matter the variety of disability, if you wouldn’t do it to an able-bodied neurotypical person that age, don’t do it to the disabled person.) Not being my most charitable, I’d assume she doesn’t care to learn.

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          July 15, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

          She’ll be disappointed because I’m hoping Asher is sticking off the mob.

          Then again, like Michael Corleone, he did go back to the family for a murder and I’m not sure that’s a thing you get a freebie on.

        • powerpowerpow
          powerpowerpow
          July 15, 2021 at 2:24 am | #

          Consigliere. I have no clue why there’s a silent G in there, either.

          • milu
            milu
            July 15, 2021 at 4:57 am | #

            in italian “gl” as in “famiglia” is sort of a “wet” L. or technically, a voiced palatal lateral approximant (as opposed to the regular L, being alveolar). It’s produced, as best as this non-native italian speaker can tell, by flattening the tongue so that the sides, rather than the tip, touch the palate. It can be approximated as a “y”-type sound with just a bit more friction.

            or you can just pronounce it as your regular L and everyone will understand you fine

            • eh, whatever
              eh, whatever
              July 15, 2021 at 5:07 am | #

              The middle, not the sides; the sides are where the approximation happens.

              • milu
                milu
                July 15, 2021 at 5:15 am | #

                ah thanks should’ve refreshed before posting my correction to my own comment :facepalm:

                • milu
                  milu
                  July 15, 2021 at 5:18 am | #

                  it’s weird cos i was doing it right, just “reading” it wrong, in sensory terms. i love phonology but i’m so bad at the part where i have to figure out what my mouthparts are doing^^

            • milu
              milu
              July 15, 2021 at 5:14 am | #

              for those into that sort of thing, you can see what the inside of people’s bodies looks like while pronouncing these sounds here or there. perverts

              (i’m jk those are perfectly SFW MRI videos of what the inside of your mouth looks like while pronouncing various sounds, i think it’s fascinating and helpful, and wow, tongues are AMAZING organs. no innuendo intended, although, that too)

              also i was wrong the “lateral” is not about how the sides of the tongue touch the palate but how the airflow goes over the sides, it’s always the center of the tongue that gets smooshed up onto the palate, but in “L” it’s the tip against the top teeth, whereas in “gl” the smooshing happens further back

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            July 15, 2021 at 5:06 am | #

            It’s not silent; gl is pronounced like… well… a L with the middle of your tongue against the roof of the mouth. Much like “ly”, but both at the same time, not as a sequence. Same as Portuguese lh, Catalan and very conservative Spanish ll, very conservative Hungarian ly, and Latvian ļ if that helps.

            Likewise gn, the same as French gn, Spanish ñ, Portuguese and Vietnamese nh, Catalan and Hungarian ny, Latvian ņ.

            • milu
              milu
              July 15, 2021 at 5:26 am | #

              lol! well that should unconfuse any of you Hungarians and conservative Spaniards out there ^^
              seriously though you have some knowledge of all of these languages? and more i assume? or you’re just into phonologies for the acrobatic fun of hacking your articulators? impressive regardless =)

    • I am Nothing
      I am Nothing
      July 15, 2021 at 3:37 am | #

      She must have slipped past our radar…

  9. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 15, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Wow that really is random!….But not as random as me not trusting Asher! That is all.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      July 15, 2021 at 12:58 am | #

      **vague Crazy Ex-Girlfriend reference noises**
      SO RANDOM!

      • milu
        milu
        July 15, 2021 at 5:32 am | #

        the situation’s a lot more nuanced than that.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 15, 2021 at 9:37 am | #

      Ah yes ‘random’. (and this isn’t you specifically Sirksome. Youtuber’s are abusing the word to death, but it’s usage calls to mind the anecdote about Webster where he corrects his wife on who is surprised vs who is astounded.) Surely this is a case where language is evolving, and we’re not even on the leading edge of this one anymore, but it is still jarring to hear ‘random’ when a person means astonished or astounded. It seems to feel most inappropriate when it’s a substitute for ‘surprised’ in a situation which is purely deterministic. i.e. Hanging out in front of a person’s residence guarantees that you will eventually intersect with them unless they die before crossing said threshold again. Frankly it would’ve been more random for Sal to /not/ bump into Asher et al.

      I guess I would describe myself as a conservative descriptivist?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 15, 2021 at 10:41 am | #

        Though Jennifer, who uses “random”, doesn’t know Sal’s been hanging out in front of her residence, so it seems random to her. Sal, if Walky’s suspicions were correct, wanted to run into at least one of them, but wanted it to appear random.

      • milu
        milu
        July 15, 2021 at 10:44 am | #

        i mean, i think saying “youtubers are abusing [word] to death” is prescriptivist in that you are at once acknowledging that a certain usage is common within a certain language community (…youtubers?), yet disqualifying that usage. a prescriptivist would say, maybe: “oh! indeed! well, well.” and then do a google ngram graph, run a twitter search, compare dictionary definitions (and chuckle at them) and maybe poll some undergrads.

        for my part i find Sirksome’s (and Rachel Bloom’s) usage completely unsurprising, and/or unastonishing please take your pick ^^

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 15, 2021 at 1:24 pm | #

          You’re right that part of the heart of my complaint is prescriptivist. Although I find that duality more nuanced as well (like Kinsey or a p.h. scale). There’s two parts to the youtube bit (and maybe it’s a generational fad). One is that they’re changing the meaning (nearly inverting it) but also that word is so heavily overused regardless of meaning, that it is near meaningless. I picked up on it because my kid likes watching videogame ‘tubers and streamers, so in that context I hear it get used a lot, notably when they *aren’t* talking about prng’s. e.g. “I got sniped as soon as I exited the base! That’s so random!” or “I was randomly walking down the street the other day…”, events which are very *not* random.

          So descriptively the use is changing, but in applicability it’s just becoming sentence filler, like, “uh, like, dude, etc”.

          But this is starting to fire up a different rant about poor literacy so I best just go do something else. 🤪

          • milu
            milu
            July 15, 2021 at 4:34 pm | #

            eh, i’m sure there’s a way of holding a position on a given linguistic issue that’s neither entirely prescriptivist nor entirely descriptivist but that’s not super common in my experience.

            but maybe another way to look at it is that prescriptivism is not always bad, it often is because the most common and obnoxious instances use terrible logic (arguments from authority, classism, ageism, linguistic myths) but you seem to be making a case that i can sympathize with, being that the word “random” in its older sense is useful actually, and you argue that we should avoid using it in a different way because that might replace that earlier definition.

            to which i say, ok but can you explain how this new, metaphorical sense (coming to mean something like “unexpected, surprising”) is actually replacing the older, scientific definition? or show me contexts where the meaning is ambivalent, so that using the literal meaning is made more difficult and you have to spend lots of extra saliva or pixels to essentially redefine the word?

            because that wouldn’t be the first time a word comes to be used literally in some contexts and metaphorically in others.

            like the word “literally” for instance. i’m sure your brain is literally blown right now oooh *dabs*

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 15, 2021 at 11:25 pm | #

              I don’t think the sense is quite the same as “unexpected, surprising”, so much as just references chance or well randomness.
              At least as Jennifer’s using it here – a chance meeting, even if it wasn’t really that on Sal’s part. A luck reference, without connotations of being either good or bad luck.

              • milu
                milu
                July 16, 2021 at 1:42 am | #

                I’d say it often at least connotes unexpectedness, but you’re right, the element of luck is more fundamental.

                Demoted actually gave a great example above, “I was randomly walking down the street” which i find really nifty because “randomly” here evidently doesnt apply to the act of walking in the street, but instead foreshadows the unexpected thing that’s about to happen.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  July 16, 2021 at 9:28 am | #

                  Yeah, I think in that context it mostly means that why they were walking down the street or where they were going all really don’t matter. Context is irrelevant, what matters is what happened while they were doing it.

                  Though I find it even more amusing because “random walk” is actually a thing in mathematics.

  10. Minu
    Minu
    July 15, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    I hope that even when Billie returns or Jennifer finds a semblance of inner peace and balance, she keeps the new fashion sense. The bright yellow and royal blues she was drawn in previously were TERRIBLE for her skin tone. She’s drawn with a kind of sallow, ecru skin tone… Made her look jaundiced to wear yellow on top of that. Asians aren’t literally yellow, you know?

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      July 15, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      Lies! Falsehoods! Fake News! next you’ll be saying that Amerinds aren’t red and Martians aren’t green! Preposterous!

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 15, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

        Native Americans lived in harmony with nature and are therefore green. Martians are communists on account of being from the red planet.

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          July 15, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

          Your logic is impeccable.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 15, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

            Take that back. My logic is as peccable as anyone’s.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              July 15, 2021 at 10:11 am | #

              *logic-pecker lands on Clif’s logic, starts digging for grubs*

              • milu
                milu
                July 15, 2021 at 10:55 am | #

                im-pecca-ble, adj., from latin “pecco”: to sin, transgress, offend.
                pecker, n., also from latin “pecco”, probably

                ergo, impeccable = unfuckable
                that sounds about right

        • QuixoticMaunster
          QuixoticMaunster
          July 15, 2021 at 3:40 am | #

          Hey! I know it wasn’t intentional, but I want to speak up anyway:

          Please don’t talk about Natives in the past-tense unless it involves specific past events. We’re still very much alive and kicking, still as defensive and caretaking of the land as we ever were.

          Discussing us in past-tense has a nasty way of reinforcing the unfortunately wide-spread belief that we’re gone. 🙁 Thank you for reading.

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            July 15, 2021 at 5:09 am | #

            Note “are” in the present tense.

            • QuixoticMaunster
              QuixoticMaunster
              July 15, 2021 at 4:26 pm | #

              “lived” is past tense, which was my point.

              • Sol
                Sol
                July 15, 2021 at 9:39 pm | #

                I would argue that the “lived”, in this case, is used not as “they are no longer around” and more “they no longer live that way (because of colonialism ruining everything as per usual)”.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            July 15, 2021 at 9:44 am | #

            Thank you for speaking up QuixoticMaunster.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 15, 2021 at 11:41 pm | #

            Hey sorry about that last comment involving a Simpsons’ reference. By the looks of it I’ve incidentally bumped into your thermostat, and for that I’m sorry.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      July 15, 2021 at 5:14 pm | #

      @Minu, Really? I thought Jennifer/Billie (whatever) looked rather flamboyant and even attractive with her yellows and her longer hair.

      Even if that made her look “jaundiced” as you describe, the flush in her cheeks, when visible enough, would destroy any such impression.

  11. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 15, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Hey it actually happened. What are the odds that the thing that Sal wanted to happen (unconsciously or otherwise) actually happened?

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 15, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      I choose to believe that she rode by McNutt repeatedly until she couldn’t deal with Walky anymore and has now returned to her own dorm and dismounted from her bike.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 15, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

        This isn’t her dorm, this is McNutt

        • milu
          milu
          July 15, 2021 at 5:39 am | #

          McNutt McNutt McNutt McNutt

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 15, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      I am torn because I really don’t think Sal has some long lingering crush on Asher.

      I think she could be genuinely worried about Jennifer, though.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 15, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

        I dunno about long lingering, but I do think it’s possible there’s a crush these days. That said, I think she’s worried about Jennifer too.

  12. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    July 15, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Walky can never learn of this.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 15, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      Alternatively Walky just texted Jennifer to expect her.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      July 15, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

      You kidding? Walky already knows! He can see these events unfold like an omnicient god from his position atop that snow pile. Nothing is beyond his gaze.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 15, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

        Nothing this side of Blowjob Cat anyway.

      • drs
        drs
        July 15, 2021 at 2:55 am | #

        King Walky is the three-eyed dorito

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 15, 2021 at 5:19 am | #

      I kinda hope he does, because it’d be funny.

  13. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    July 15, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Kind of a fruit basket set of characters here together….

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 15, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Raidah and Carl were in the same friend group, and the alternative is to introduce some new characters to be Asher’s friends.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 15, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

        There is absolutely nothing more to it than this.

        Except for Willis getting to watch us freak out about the return of Carl.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 15, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

      Which character corresponds to which fruit though.

  14. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    July 15, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    If you look closely you can see Sal’s soul flee her body in panel 3

  15. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 15, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    *plays The J. Geils Band’s “Must of Got Lost” on a P.A. speaker*

  16. Cass
    Cass
    July 15, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

    Aw, it might be awkward for Sal but I do like that they both look like they’re happy to run into her.

    (I also keep wondering if they knew each other before college too, depending on how well to do his family’s branch of the mafia is their parents might be in the same social circles.)

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 15, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      I’m not sure about knowing each other as kids, but I do hold a headcanon-until-established-otherwise that Jennifer DOES know the same ‘I had a rough past because my family runs the mob, but I broke off from them (whether or not he discloses the ‘stole a shitload of money’ aspect, I don’t know) and now I’ve turned over a new leaf!’ story that he gave Sal. Jennifer, eager to bury her own former self, seems really likely to jump on the ‘we’ve both changed and our pasts will never haunt us again!’ angle, and I do want to believe Asher genuinely wants out of the mob and to believe he’s safe as well.

      Of course, there’s no way whatsoever he’d tell her a mob stooge hunted him down, blackmailed him into aiding a kidnapping that ended in murder and a car chase, or that he got back in contact with the dirty cop who ultimately killed said stooge once he made a mess of things, and Asher ended up on the Hit Complete Mailing List. There’s ‘did some shady stuff but I’m reformed’ and there’s ‘I am, at the least, complicit in a very recent murder and an unwilling accessory to like half your friend group’s compound traumas.’

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 15, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

        Whatever else Asher lied about, him trying to leave was legit as far as we know. Blaine brought it up (“‘Gramps is still pretty disappointed about that”) so either it’s a serious long con for….reasons that even other mob members don’t know or he was serious.

        Whether he’s STILL out is a different question these days, of course. And as you pointed out, he’s got PLENTY he’s not telling Jennifer.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 15, 2021 at 9:37 am | #

          Yeah, my question is all in how much communication he had with his family during the kidnapping, and what his thoughts are about reaching out to, minimum, the local dirty cop when he was in trouble. Does he think he’s still mostly out? Did reaching out include ‘by the way, we know it was you but we’re willing to forgive family’ and he is back in now? How much did they know about where he was before he made contact, and how much did he give away in the process? And critically, how much does he recognize he was playing with fire there?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 15, 2021 at 8:39 am | #

      Asher and Jennifer?

      Jennifer was practically part of the Walkerton family for awhile and Sal knew Asher, so it’s definitely possible

  17. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    July 15, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

    I don’t understand why Sal would even want to have any contact with Asher. It seemed to me as though the two of them had whatever closure that she felt that she needed to have last semester. Granted, that would change if they had even the remotest reason to suspect Asher had anything to do with Walky getting kidnapped (which he did, if you recall), but they shouldn’t have any reason to think that as far as we know.

    Also, I am only slightly surprised to see Raidah in Asher’s orbit.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 15, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      She’s horny and lonely.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 15, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

        And Asher is hot, albeit in a dangerous way. Might even be a perk in Sal’s eyes.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 15, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

          She should find herself someone she’s established a strong rapport with in a mutual friendship based on accepting the other for who they are and trying to be as good as possible to one another.

          Danny. She should find Danny.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 15, 2021 at 2:38 am | #

        A dangerous combo.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 15, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

      Two options:

      1. Sal is worried about Jennifer’s safety since she knows Asher is a mob boss.

      2. She actually wants to be friends with Asher to put the event behind her.

      3. She wants to bang Asher.

      4. She wants to bang Raidah.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        July 15, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

        And yes, I forgot to change the two to a four. I am shamed and must be put in the box.

        • StClair
          StClair
          July 15, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

          nah, it’s good. we need to figure out which are ‘real’ options and which are just there as distractions, like the fake answers on an exam.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 15, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

            5. She wants to have words with Jennifer about setting Ruth up with Jason.

            6. She was really hoping to run into her and Walky’s stephalfbrother.

            7. She’s here to surreptitiously recieve Jennifer’s report and take it back to Amazigirl.

            8. She was hoping to run into a hot guy in one of her classes and this *is* all random.

            8.

            • Chris (the other one)
              Chris (the other one)
              July 15, 2021 at 7:28 am | #

              9. Sal’s hoping to enlist Jennifer into the roller girls crew!

              10. Barring that, maybe Raidah…. nah.

              • Reltzik
                Reltzik
                July 15, 2021 at 3:40 pm | #

                11: All of the above, meaning that C.T. should have listed it as ONE option rather than two or 4.

            • Fist_of_Life
              Fist_of_Life
              July 15, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

              Now I’m really hoping for 5. It would be super fun to see Jennifer’s reaction to Ruth ending the night with Jason.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 15, 2021 at 9:47 am | #

          I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 15, 2021 at 12:58 am | #

      I’m not surprised to see her with Raidah though. Raidah is an older student Jennifer wanted to get in good with last semester. Jennifer also seemed to agree with Raidah about the Dana situation.

  18. Dean
    Dean
    July 15, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    Something like 60% of the student body are wandering around at random hoping to bump into Sal at any given time.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 15, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

      Sal’s time on campus has just been Roadqueen: Eternal Roadtrip to Love.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 15, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

      I mean, Walky grew his hair just enough to look more like Sal, and look at the effect it had.

  19. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    July 15, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

    Oh, sweet merciful Neptune.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 15, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

      Are you confusing Neptune with Minerva?

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 15, 2021 at 9:50 am | #

        How /would/ one go about utilizing Minerva to confused Neptune?

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      July 15, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

      Suffering Sappho!

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 15, 2021 at 9:49 am | #

      By the seived piss of all-mighty Zay-us!

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 15, 2021 at 9:51 am | #

        ugh.. *sieved

  20. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    July 15, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

    My God, Jennifer has assembled a League of Anti-Friends!

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      July 15, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

      The new Axis of Something, as I predicted! (Although with Rachel and Sydney Yus rather than Jennifer and Carl)

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 15, 2021 at 10:19 am | #

        I see them as an “Axis of Maturity”. As in, “We are mature adults, as opposed to all those immature children over in Read”. They are looking to recruit Sal.

  21. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    July 15, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    And thats when she killed them your honor.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 15, 2021 at 2:40 am | #

      I read that as “for honor”.

      Too much DS9 recently…

  22. WanderingLynx
    WanderingLynx
    July 15, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

    “I’m not surprised” in the way you say “of fucking course Jennifer and Raidah and Asher and the Dana dude makes sense”, not as in…

    Look, I was expecting only two out of four at most? But apparently, ex-Billie has gone and found herself a bunch of toxic people with complicated pasts to hang out with – Sorta similar views on accountability likely included. And I got bamboozled by this Damocles’ Sword of Drama getting updated to a Missile.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 15, 2021 at 9:57 am | #

      Ah yes, second only to the Sword of Suspense, the Sword of Drama was employed by Damocles when he needed a more general purpose weapon for court intrigue. The Missile of Drama was invented in the 1940’s when Hitler threw a tantrum because his hero didn’t like him. The V1/V2, the most violent implements of, “I’m not touching you,” ever built.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 15, 2021 at 10:21 am | #

        The Sword of Suspense is, of course, only hung over cliffs.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 15, 2021 at 1:02 pm | #

          I.. want to leave it there… but I also want to know if you’re familiar with the Sword of Damocles. The tension might kill me. I’m hanging by a thread here. And what does Clif have to do with this?

          • milu
            milu
            July 15, 2021 at 4:17 pm | #

            that was a thinly veiled threat Clif. you and Deanatay need to have some kind of showdown now, per, the… code of honour of… commenters???

            • WanderingLynx
              WanderingLynx
              July 16, 2021 at 2:02 am | #

              Just coming in to say this was some amazing banter, y’all

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              July 16, 2021 at 10:50 am | #

              Couple of things…

              a) Yes, I’m familiar with the Sword of Damocles. +5 Keen Vorpal Greatsword, IIRC.

              b) Code of WHAT among commenters???

              c) I was making an (apparently too) subtle comment about ‘cliffhangers’, the most common method of building suspense these days.

              LOKI. *shakes fist*

  23. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 15, 2021 at 1:32 am | #

    Panel 3 is pretty much the definition of”mixed feelings”.

  24. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 15, 2021 at 3:25 am | #

    There is nothing quite like getting what you wanted when a significant part of you didn’t want to get it.

  25. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 15, 2021 at 3:34 am | #

    I wonder if Walky can see this front his snow hill. Sal has “casually ” meet Asher and his nice group of friends. Now, what is her plan? There’s a plan? Is this just awkward or even potentially dangerous? I kinda hope Sal will say “Hi” then leave. But a drama with Sal would be awesome ro read…..

  26. pararell spade
    pararell spade
    July 15, 2021 at 5:11 am | #

    So instead of Billie and Sal fighting for Danny, are we gonna get Sal and Jennifer fighting for Asher?

  27. Keulen
    Keulen
    July 15, 2021 at 5:24 am | #

    So in addition to dating Asher who I absolutely don’t trust, Jennifer is now hanging out with Raidah who I dislike for how she’s treated Dina, Sarah, and probably others too. And apparently Carl who I forgot existed since his last appearance was in 2012, and I haven’t seen him enough to form an opinion about him.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      July 15, 2021 at 8:12 am | #

      For all her talk about how much she’s changed, she seems to have just reverted to high school mode

      • StClair
        StClair
        July 15, 2021 at 11:19 pm | #

        Again.

  28. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    July 15, 2021 at 8:13 am | #

    Oh, Raidah is back.
    Of course, the majority of readers here won’t be happy with this but, anyway…

  29. Wilson Phillips
    Wilson Phillips
    July 15, 2021 at 8:21 am | #

    Welcome, Carl.

  30. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    July 15, 2021 at 9:03 am | #

    Walky Deegan, seer for hire

  31. Smooti
    Smooti
    July 15, 2021 at 9:53 am | #

    YIKES, Asher hangs out with Raidah?? Or, Jennifer started hanging out with Raidah and Asher is now coming along with it. Either scenario bad, but honestly, with Jennifer it’s worse, because she’s seen Raidah at her worst and went with this anyway.

    Just bike away, Sal. Bike away while you still can.

  32. Demoted Oblivious
    Demoted Oblivious
    July 15, 2021 at 10:32 am | #

    WEIRD

    ‘i’ before ‘e’,
    except after ‘c’
    or when sounding like ‘a’
    as in ‘neighbor’ or ‘weigh’.
    so is not it strange,
    it is a bit odd,
    downright abnormal
    that weird is so

  33. bcb
    bcb
    July 15, 2021 at 1:53 pm | #

    Whoa, Raidah and Carl?!? I did not expect to see them with Jennifer and Asher.

  34. Alex
    Alex
    July 15, 2021 at 2:44 pm | #

    I know what we’ve seen of Raidah so far is not flattering but I’d love to see her become a more developed character.

  35. Mo
    Mo
    July 15, 2021 at 2:49 pm | #

    huh, so much for my Carl transition theory

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 15, 2021 at 6:32 pm | #

      What made you theorize that?

      • Mo
        Mo
        July 16, 2021 at 11:59 am | #

        no evidence, just the closeness of name and the fact that we hadn’t seen Carl and I guess the round glasses

  36. Roborat
    Roborat
    July 15, 2021 at 6:15 pm | #

    Watch it turn out that Sal is crushing on someone we haven’t even met yet, who happens to live in McNutt.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 15, 2021 at 11:27 pm | #

      Who turns out to be Lucy’s brother, though none of them yet know the connection.

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