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Bus

by David M Willis on November 30, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 30, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    Walky, you ain’t helping your case for PANTS.

    • TemplarKnight
      TemplarKnight
      November 30, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      In my experience, waving around a seatbelt like nunchucks usually keeps pants on rather than removes them.

      • NakedDumblydore
        NakedDumblydore
        November 30, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

        Not necessarily. If someone pisses their pants in fear of the seatbelt nunchaku, they’ll probably take them off sooner rather than later.

        • ryan
          ryan
          November 30, 2011 at 8:34 am | #

          if only they had some comfy pants to change into…

    • Steven
      Steven
      November 30, 2011 at 3:16 am | #

      Obviously it’s Sal.

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        November 30, 2011 at 11:44 am | #

        Not according to the tags, so sayeth the Willis.

        • Steven
          Steven
          November 30, 2011 at 2:23 pm | #

          Sir, do not bring FACTS into this.

          • Mancuso
            Mancuso
            December 1, 2011 at 7:08 am | #

            Ooooh, I can haz use that?

  2. ScytheAkse
    ScytheAkse
    November 30, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    I <3 walky

  3. JackNapier
    JackNapier
    November 30, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    I take it that, on a separate bus, some girl is swinging hers around as though it were the Lasso of Truth.

  4. OhHayMike
    OhHayMike
    November 30, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    True story. We had seatbelts once. Blood was shed.

    • Wandering Meme
      Wandering Meme
      November 30, 2011 at 11:58 am | #

      No no no! You Gotta start your stories off dramatic! Like this:

      “No $#!+, THERE I WAS…”

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        November 30, 2011 at 2:24 pm | #

        Those last two entries would have made for perfect conversation between the avatars involved.

        • NakedDumblydore
          NakedDumblydore
          November 30, 2011 at 2:49 pm | #

          Your comment just continues the appropriate gravatar trend. I fear mine will break it, though, unless I end my entry with “Curses!” or “Fools!” or something. Curses!

          • a99steaksauce
            a99steaksauce
            November 30, 2011 at 9:52 pm | #

            But isnt the content the most important part in the end?… ~

        • PedanticJerkass
          PedanticJerkass
          November 30, 2011 at 10:38 pm | #

          Can we… can we go just one day with mentioning avatars? Please?

  5. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    November 30, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Also, without seatbelts, you can have more kids on the bus than can normally fit.

    • JackNapier
      JackNapier
      November 30, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

      And they go flying so much higher when you hit the speedbumps.

      • alex
        alex
        November 30, 2011 at 12:37 am | #

        thus building up a nice, squishy cushion in the front of the buss in case of an actual collision. see? safer!

        • Mrelegos
          Mrelegos
          November 30, 2011 at 6:25 pm | #

          The trick is having so many kids in there that they’re crammed in tight enough to function as a mutual seatbelt for each other.

    • Palmetto
      Palmetto
      November 30, 2011 at 11:45 am | #

      You can get that third kid on the seat, the one who’s got one butt cheek on the seat and the other hanging out in the aisle.

  6. NCP19
    NCP19
    November 30, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Best Dorothy and Joyce faces to date in my opinion

  7. Compass
    Compass
    November 30, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Nothing like sitting on the cool “Not a Seat” seat in the back.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      November 30, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

      Ah, good times. I recall my first experience with vodka laced Gatorade on a high school field trip to Utah with the skiing club. On the back bench in the dark, cruising through Nevada.

  8. John Harmon
    John Harmon
    November 30, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    That’s funny, because whenever someone tells me they’re scared to fly, I always tell them being on a plane feels just like being on a bus, only ya know…in the air.

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      November 30, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

      When someone tells me they’re scared to fly, I tell them that a plane just went down over the Atlantic last week, so we’re probably not due for another crash for at least a couple months.

      Or if there hasn’t been a crash in a while, I nod along and say, “Yeah, best to wait until God gets another one out of his system.”

  9. valkeer1
    valkeer1
    November 30, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    Already Walky is making an ass of himself….& they haven’t even left yet! Go Walky!

  10. meanderling
    meanderling
    November 30, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    Huh. I’ve never been on a bus with seatbelts! Our campus buses/shuttle buses home (about a ~120 mile ride) certainly don’t have them.

    I guess I wouldn’t be trusted not to do that anyways.

    • Henry
      Henry
      November 30, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

      Charter buses (like Greyhound buses), as this one appears to be, sometimes do, having ridden on a few myself. You don’t see them on shuttle buses or normal county or city buses, though.

      • Francis
        Francis
        November 30, 2011 at 1:38 am | #

        That’s actually a city bus ( http://www.bloomingtontransit.com/ ). I don’t know of a BT bus having seatbelts, but they have a fair number of new vehicles and also it’s important to the premise of the joke.

        • Kisai
          Kisai
          November 30, 2011 at 2:37 am | #

          Wheelchair accessible buses have seatbelts… for the wheelchair. These seats are the bench seats directly behind the driver.

          The bus that is drawn, is a transit bus, however these buses are sometimes hired for charter purposes if it’s run by a private company. Where I used to live, the school buses would normally be chartered (as the city had no public transit) and driven by their regular driver.

          • Luke
            Luke
            November 30, 2011 at 6:56 am | #

            As a current Bloomington resident who wrecked his car last year and has since ridden nearly every bus in town, the only seatbelts I’ve ever seen are for the driver or wheelchairs–neither really accessible to the average passenger.

            I suppose he might have drawn the one bus I haven’t been on… the angle of the lightbar isn’t familiar to me either.

    • hest
      hest
      November 30, 2011 at 4:32 am | #

      OTOH I (a european) haven’t seen a bus without seatbelts since … well, sometime in the previous millennium.

    • Darkflame
      Darkflame
      November 30, 2011 at 6:34 am | #

      Seatbelts dont protect you, they protext the person in front of you from having you smash into them.
      In car collisions its quite possible for the person in the back to servive, but kill the guy in front.

      So its not really about “trust”.
      I dunno how it is in bus’s though.

      • Habap
        Habap
        November 30, 2011 at 1:59 pm | #

        Actually, seat belts do protect you. Imagine being in a car and being ejected through the windshield to hit the ground at nearly the speed the car was traveling. Seat belts also prevent you from being bounced around inside the car, which can be also be very painful. Not the perfect solution, but better than not using them.

        • David
          David M Willis
          November 30, 2011 at 2:02 pm | #

          …yeah, if you’re not wearing a seatbelt, I’m pretty sure that guy in the back *can’t* kill you, because you are dozens of feet ahead of the car on the pavement.

  11. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    November 30, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    I am pretty sure that Walky, like Nunchaku, will be banned in the UK if he keeps up his behavior.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      November 30, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

      Walkychaku!

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        November 30, 2011 at 11:29 am | #

        I read that as Walkykachu.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          November 30, 2011 at 1:30 pm | #

          Gesundheit

  12. Henry
    Henry
    November 30, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

    Last panel is timed perfectly. I burst out laughing when I saw it, loud enough that I think the people down the hall heard me.

  13. Daeva
    Daeva
    November 30, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    “A fellow ‘chukker, I see!”

  14. fezzam
    fezzam
    November 30, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

    NINJA RICK!?!?

    • Noel Schornhorst
      Noel Schornhorst
      November 30, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

      That’s precisely my first thought after reading this, until I saw the sleeve and thought “Oh… Walky!”

  15. Locke
    Locke
    November 30, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

    They’re on a bus, now?

    Damn, that means we won’t see them for months.

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      November 30, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

      i see wot you did thar

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      November 30, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

      The publicity is trying to sell me a “modest bathing suit” Is this foreshadowing or something O.o

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        November 30, 2011 at 1:03 am | #

        A good depilatory creme should take care of that shadowing if you want to wear something skimpier.

  16. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    November 30, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

    What happen to Dina?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 30, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

      She was crushed underfoot in the last comic.

    • Wandering Meme
      Wandering Meme
      November 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm | #

      Snap, crackle, pop happened, only not in the wholesome, balanced breakfasty way.

  17. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 30, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

    Has having seatbelts on buses become law in Indiana cos they’re not required over here in Oz.

    • goatman95111
      goatman95111
      November 30, 2011 at 1:39 am | #

      It’s been in discussion as a federal regulation lately, but you know what’s really funny? Our federal highway regulations for vehicle safety standards (the crash test rating system) is entirely based on testing for both “with seatbelt” and “without seatbelt” standards.

      So, the reason we can’t get high performance supercars without ugly add-on bumpers or additional weight is because we expect people to still not wear seatbelts.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 30, 2011 at 1:56 am | #

        Unless you have access to autobahns, you can never fully utilise the power of a high performance sports vehicle anyway.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          November 30, 2011 at 3:03 am | #

          No, sadly I only ever drove on the autobahn in a 1973 Mercedes ambulance. Not very zippy, I’m afraid.

          • Habap
            Habap
            November 30, 2011 at 2:01 pm | #

            Then I assume you were not prone for that ride.

        • thomas0comer
          thomas0comer
          November 30, 2011 at 9:18 pm | #

          By the time you read this comment, Plasma Mongoose will have a new avatar.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        November 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm | #

        Studies show that school buses don’t need seatbelts, kids are safer with closely spaced, padded seats.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 1, 2011 at 3:39 am | #

        Since 1985, it’s been the law, in Texas, that all drivers and passengers in any vehicle made after 1976 must wear their seatbelt. Yet, for the past 26 years, the law has had to be constantly tweaked because people still refuse to wear them. Because it too much trouble, or it’s uncomfortable, or because (and I’ve actually heard this excuse) it’ll mess up the person’s clothes.

        Seriously, that’s like having to make a law telling people not to drink bleach — and then having to constantly tweak the penalties because people refuse to stop doing it.

  18. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    November 30, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

    I knew that was Walky before I saw the tags for the strip…. I have officially read too much of Willis’ comics… or perhaps not enough :\

    • Freeholder
      Freeholder
      November 30, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

      My brain knew it was Walky, my heart hopped it was Sal.

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        November 30, 2011 at 8:56 am | #

        I hoped it was Ninja Rick, would make sense wouldn’t it?

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 1, 2011 at 3:41 am | #

        So does this mean you’re a Seventh-Day Advent Hoppist?

        • CartmanUK31
          CartmanUK31
          December 3, 2011 at 8:28 pm | #

          Rimmer you really are a smeghead :p RD reference win!!

  19. Aizat
    Aizat
    November 30, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

    Dude, seatbelt chucks yo.

  20. Joebo
    Joebo
    November 30, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

    Never thought about it, but yeah, that would have totally happened.

  21. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    November 30, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

    Wait, why are they taking a bus? Can’t they just walk?

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      November 30, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

      What makes you think it’s walking distance?

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        November 30, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

        Because It’s Walky!

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          November 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm | #

          …ouch.

    • a99steaksauce
      a99steaksauce
      November 30, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

      From previous posts, it would appear that they could take an hour or more for driving alone.

      • a99steaksauce
        a99steaksauce
        November 30, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

        Plus, I dont know about you, but ive never heard of a college within walking distance of a real lake. (although ive never actually looked it up). <l:{D

        • Mason
          Mason
          November 30, 2011 at 1:28 am | #

          The University of Texas is 19 blocks (minimum, from the south end) from Lake Lady Bird Johnson (formerly Town Lake). So it can easily be walked by someone in good condition.

        • Francis
          Francis
          November 30, 2011 at 1:43 am | #

          IU is probably a 20 minute drive to lake Monroe (it’s not that far as the crow flies, but there isn’t a real easy way to get there. Unfortunately, Bloomington Transit only goes as far south as our south side Kroger but also it’s important to the premise of the joke.

          • Ryanwoofs
            Ryanwoofs
            November 30, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

            Yeah, I didn’t think there was a Lake Monroe BT bus. Also, I seem to recall University of Wisconsin in Madison being pretty close to a lake…

        • katzgoboom
          katzgoboom
          November 30, 2011 at 10:11 am | #

          The Evergreen State College in WA has its own 900+ acre forest with a trail to the beach…

          • Aydr
            Aydr
            November 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm | #

            That’s true, he specified real lake but not real college 😛

            (I’m at UW and part of the campus is right on the water)

          • yourfaaaaace
            yourfaaaaace
            November 30, 2011 at 10:30 pm | #

            Several colleges in WA state are within a mile or two of nice waters. They are “Bays” and not exactly a beach-goers paradise, but we don’t require beaches up this way, anyhow.

        • NakedDumblydore
          NakedDumblydore
          November 30, 2011 at 2:43 pm | #

          Davidson College in NC is practically waterfront on Lake Norman.

  22. a99steaksauce
    a99steaksauce
    November 30, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

    May the unintentional blood shed ensue.

    • ble.d_out.colo.r
      ble.d_out.colo.r
      November 30, 2011 at 8:43 am | #

      Your gravatar couldn’t have been more perfect for that. For bloodshed is the one thing that makes Mike smile like that. Well…bloodshed and alcohol >.>.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        November 30, 2011 at 1:34 pm | #

        Billie’s blood might just give him the biggest high. Is that a death ship?

  23. parfait
    parfait
    November 30, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

    Dave you have a Herman Cain ad on your site right there

    Just thought you oughta know

  24. Francis
    Francis
    November 30, 2011 at 1:44 am | #

    Aw, it’s Bloomington’s own atheist bus billboards! Are you trying to rile the conservatives on purpose now, Willis?

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      November 30, 2011 at 9:21 pm | #

      God only knows what will happen if Joyce discovers she’s riding an atheist bus.

  25. John
    John
    November 30, 2011 at 2:58 am | #

    I just discovered that Pajama Jeans are a real thing.
    I almost bought them, but then I thought it might be rude if I got them before Walky did.

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      November 30, 2011 at 2:35 pm | #

      Not at all! Just let him know, so he can live vicariously through you!

  26. McGruff the Crime Dog
    McGruff the Crime Dog
    November 30, 2011 at 3:53 am | #

    A bus is not like a jet, but on the ground. It’s like a very big and lame looking car. Gosh, Joyce, how can you be so flippin’ stupid.

    • Darkflame
      Darkflame
      November 30, 2011 at 6:37 am | #

      Depends if your talking about a 747 or a fighter jet.
      Obviously, a 747 (or whatever) is a very big and lame looking fighter jet…(which in turn is a lame looking stealth bomber)

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        November 30, 2011 at 11:32 am | #

        Eh, they’re all just space shuttles that don’t go high enough.

    • MarcinMN
      MarcinMN
      November 30, 2011 at 11:54 pm | #

      Hmm. Uncomfortable chairs? Check. Aisle down the middle? Check. Cramped bathrooms in the back? Check. Obnoxious members of humanity? Check.

      Yup, buses and airplanes are a lot alike. =P

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 1, 2011 at 4:01 am | #

        The kid behind you who keeps kicking the back of your seat while his mother completely ignores him, because reading about what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are doing this week is wa-a-a-ay more interesting than making sure the little munchkin is behaving himself?

        Check.

  27. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    November 30, 2011 at 7:59 am | #

    Joyce. You should know better than to ask such questions.

  28. Alexx
    Alexx
    November 30, 2011 at 9:39 am | #

    So I suppose one of them is going to find out that they unwittingly brought Dina with them on the bottom of thier shoe or something?

    • begbert2
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      November 30, 2011 at 10:47 am | #

      I believe that the official gist of the prior strip was that Dina got swept up in the crowd and carried along. Were this some sort of silly comedy comic, this would naturally lead to them being surprised to find that Dina was with them when they disembarked on the beach. (She would also have materialized a bathing suit.) However given the occasionally-makes-nods-to-sanity nature of this strip, I’d be a little surprised to see that happen, since it’s a little harder to sweep a person along unwillingly onto a bus that makes you pay to embark. So maybe the last strip was a one-off gag, teaching Dina the perils of exiting the room; we’ll find out either way soon enough I imagine.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        November 30, 2011 at 1:38 pm | #

        I can’t imagine her having a bathing suit, but can see her with pail and shovel in that backpack. Or hunting fossils along the shore.

  29. Whit
    Whit
    November 30, 2011 at 12:43 pm | #

    Wow, life would have been a lot easier for me had Bloomington Transit been so extensive as to be able to go to Lake Monroe. When people complain about the public transit system in the Twin Cities where I live now, I simply describe Bloomington’s–the twice-an-hour-equals-rush-hour, the ridiculous transfer policy, the minimal service on Saturday and none on Sunday, the bus subculture of Bloomington, on and on.

  30. captainswift
    captainswift
    November 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm | #

    Based on Walky’s speech patterns, I’d honestly have expected “Nunchucks!” rather than “Nunchaku!” I have underestimated him.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      November 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm | #

      Galasso: “FOOL!”

      • NakedDumblydore
        NakedDumblydore
        November 30, 2011 at 2:34 pm | #

        FOOL!

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      November 30, 2011 at 7:05 pm | #

      He probably watched The Boondocks

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        December 2, 2011 at 2:28 am | #

        See? Thats also me. My comps been out of commission, and I was borrowing my roommates old laptop

  31. begbert2
    begbert2
    November 30, 2011 at 3:55 pm | #

    That is one looooooong seatbelt!

  32. Lord Synick XXIII
    Lord Synick XXIII
    November 30, 2011 at 6:56 pm | #

    Just wondering this now: Is Dorothy a character original to this strip? I don’t remember her from It’s Walky! or Roomies!

    • David
      David M Willis
      November 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm | #

      She originated in Joyce and Walky!, the subscription-only sequel to It’s Walky!. But she had such limited panel time and was introduced to such a small audience, I kind of feel like she’s new in principle.

      • Lord Synick XXIII
        Lord Synick XXIII
        December 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm | #

        Ah, okay. Thanks Willis.

  33. LN
    LN
    November 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm | #

    Wait, really? Every school bus I’ve been on has had seatbelts and every other bus didn’t o.o

    • David
      David M Willis
      November 30, 2011 at 8:09 pm | #

      Depends on your state. Indiana is definitely in the “no seat belts in school buses” column, though.

  34. Culwecth
    Culwecth
    November 30, 2011 at 10:42 pm | #

    Seat belts on school buses. As a school bus driver myself I can give some solid information on the topic. As a federal standard, all new school buses (SBs) are constructed with compartmentalization in regards to seating. That’s why SB seats are so close together and high-backed–it restricts the forward-back motion of occupants in a front or rear impact (which is why we are always yellin’ at the kids to sit properly). In regards to full-sized buses, seatbelts are installed on a case-by-case basis, depending on the needs of the carrier, or state and local statutes. While universal installation of belts would increase the safety factor, David fairly accurately depicts what the belt would likely be used for. On a more serious note, in an emergency evacuation (fire or threat of fire, say) imagine a lone driver (not all bus routes have a monitor…) trying to unbuckle 40-70 panicked children– with backpacks an whatnot–and getting them ALL off the bus in about 2 minutes. Even with a seatbelt cutter, it is going to be tight. BTW, that 2 minutes? In the case of a fire, that’s about as much time you’re going to have before the entire bus is involved.

    • Boringamus
      Boringamus
      November 30, 2011 at 11:11 pm | #

      Does this mean my bus driver is doing something wrong by not protesting when I lay down and sleep on the seats?
      In all seriousness, this is some good information. Thanks. 🙂

  35. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 1, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

    I’M ON A BUS! I’M ON A BUS! I’M ON A BUS!

    I feel so ashamed. \

  36. tahrey
    tahrey
    December 1, 2011 at 8:14 am | #

    Oh hey, turns out I was half right (destination, but not mode of transport).

    For my next trick, I will predict which actual part of monroe lake they’re going to…
    Hmm, story and drama could be progressed by going to Fairfax or North Fork as they’re not as beachy as you’d think (one has a marina, the other looks like algae-infested ponds) but in order to retcon the old beach wallpaper into existence we need a decent sandy bay. Paynetown it is. Also it’s the most accessible for a bus service.

    Have they actually picked up any swimming costumes, towels, etc, though? Everyone appears to be travelling rather light so far.

  37. Pintsize
    Pintsize
    December 1, 2011 at 10:54 am | #

    Cool. Today I learnt the real reason busses don’t have seatbelts. It’s been bothering me for years.

  38. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    January 23, 2012 at 1:23 am | #

    There’s 102 things in the average bus that walky can use to kill you, including the bus itself.

  39. John Madden
    John Madden
    April 5, 2012 at 8:51 pm | #

    I remember riding on a few school buses with lap belts. Nobody ever used them.

  40. Allison
    Allison
    July 15, 2012 at 9:52 pm | #

    If /only/ there was a Bloomington Transit bus that went to Lake Monroe… It would have made my freshman year significantly better.

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