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‘Fraid

by David M Willis on September 24, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: danny, sal

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  1. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 24, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    They’re so damn CUTE!

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      September 24, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      I’m not normally a fan of these two, but even I have to admit that the second to last panel when she looks down followed by that grin in the final panel is super cute.

    • JediMB
      JediMB
      September 24, 2021 at 5:08 am | #

      Super fricking cute! I love them!

    • ASTAPHE
      ASTAPHE
      September 25, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

      My entire thing in this chapter is “Why do I find these two cute I should hate everything about this why do I ship it?”

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 24, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    is that how it works

    will need to get a handlebar basket for when Hubs gets a bike, for toting sammiches

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 24, 2021 at 3:14 am | #

      Rules to live by.

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 24, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    And yes, because Danny may be a dip but he’s a self aware dip, they ARE on Wonderbread.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      September 24, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Long as he doesn’t start calling it “meol”, we’re fine.

      • Lumino
        Lumino
        September 24, 2021 at 2:23 am | #

        Wow, I was NOT expecting to see a Shadowbringers reference here. Well done, sir.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          September 24, 2021 at 6:41 am | #

          Just wait til ya start seein’ DoA references in FF14.

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 24, 2021 at 7:48 pm | #

            I’m going to assume that means the 14th movie in the Fantastic Four reboot, because I can.

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              September 24, 2021 at 8:57 pm | #

              Please, let us finally get a good Fantastic 4 movie.

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      September 24, 2021 at 2:50 am | #

      Oh god I really hope Willis thought of this joke and it shows up in the next strip

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 24, 2021 at 10:27 am | #

      Knowing he’ll start Danning it up, he done brought backup sandwiches to derail Dan’s Danning. Truly dis Dan is being dapper.

  4. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    September 24, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Wow, Good on Sal she bagged a keeper.

    • Jenn
      Jenn
      September 24, 2021 at 3:43 am | #

      It looks like Danny bagged the sandwiches, actually.

  5. Abdomino
    Abdomino
    September 24, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Please be good for each other…

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      September 24, 2021 at 1:15 am | #

      The fervent, desperate hope of anybody shipping Willis characters. I too hope, knowing i am praying to an eldritch power for mercy…

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 24, 2021 at 2:52 am | #

        I think they’ll be fine for a few arcs, at least.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          September 24, 2021 at 4:04 am | #

          So, they’re good for half a week, at least?

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        September 24, 2021 at 10:34 am | #

        You are a Goth Rock fan and pray to the lead singer of the band Sisters of Mercy?

        • Deviant
          Deviant
          September 24, 2021 at 11:17 am | #

          Isn’t everyone?

    • Chris (the other one)
      Chris (the other one)
      September 24, 2021 at 7:15 am | #

      @Abdomino Just so you keep your sanity, please keep telling yourself: The Willis giveth, The Willis taketh away…

  6. woobie
    woobie
    September 24, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Crusts removed?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 24, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      They’re wrapped so you can’t really tell.

    • Dean
      Dean
      September 24, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      You really only need to remove the crusts on finger sandwiches, though.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 24, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

      With love letters written inside them with squeeze jelly?

      • drs
        drs
        September 24, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

        https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/crusts

        “Cocoa puffs bird”. Hey, didn’t DoA Leslie say something similar? Except less lovingly.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          September 24, 2021 at 10:40 am | #

          Sonny the Cuckoo Bird.

  7. Citizen Octopus
    Citizen Octopus
    September 24, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Common knowledge.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 24, 2021 at 9:41 am | #

      -Bike ride? You make sandwiches.

      -Picnic? You make potato salad.

      -Barbecue? You make lemon bars.

      These are the facts of life.

  8. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 24, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    They’re cute and wholesome someone help me

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 24, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      Quick, this individual is in desperate need of a ship sinking. Let’s get Joyce, Liz and Joe back in here.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 24, 2021 at 1:19 am | #

        DON’T YOU DARE.

        I don’t actually ship Joe/Joyce that hard, but I know Spencer does and I don’t want him to be sad. 😛

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 24, 2021 at 7:43 am | #

          what

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 24, 2021 at 7:43 am | #

          I feel so betrayed.

          You were my Shipper Bestie.

          • zee
            zee
            September 24, 2021 at 8:09 am | #

            The Susie grav is so appropriate here

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 24, 2021 at 5:44 pm | #

            I’ll back you on this Spencer. S.S. Joeyce full ahead and steamy to Port Slipshine and Snuggles Cove. (because I want to see them cuddle dangit!)

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 24, 2021 at 11:23 pm | #

            I didn’t say I DON’T ship it. It’s just not one of my TOP ships.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              September 24, 2021 at 11:37 pm | #

              I can’t be friends with anyone who doesn’t want these cartoon characters to kiss as much as I do.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                September 25, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

                I DO want them to kiss, but my top ships all involve Sal.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        September 24, 2021 at 8:37 am | #

        “Too wholesome” is not a good reason to sink a ship.

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 24, 2021 at 1:05 pm | #

          Ships have sunk for less.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 24, 2021 at 5:41 pm | #

            Rose and Jack can confirm. Cubed ice, right ahead!

  9. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    September 24, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    For a moment, I thought Danny just pulled two blocks of ice out of his pockets.

    I still can’t quite unsee it.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 24, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Can’t tell if they’re foil, or crustless and in saran wrap. I guess either is plausible.

      • Matthew E Davis
        Matthew E Davis
        September 24, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

        Waxed paper, because it can be reused.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 24, 2021 at 5:49 pm | #

          First off, saran wrap can be reused, if you’re commited enough. Secondly, could be ziplock baggies with the tops drooping down ‘behind’. I suspect there’d be more grey in foil. So despite my hypothesis, I’d back sarin wrap or wax paper. Maybe wax paper is more decayable/eco friendly. Anyone know?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 24, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Now I see it and it keeps changing in my head between wrapped sandwich and ice blocks. So thanks for that I guess.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 24, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

        Klondike Bars.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 24, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

          I feel like someone’s probably put a Klondike Bar on one of those Sandwich Alignment Charts.

          I am certain someone out there has eaten a Klondike Bar as their lunch.

          • KingoHrts
            KingoHrts
            September 24, 2021 at 7:45 am | #

            When I was in High School (an unbelieveably long time ago), ice cream sandwiches were 15 cents each in the cafeteria. I could tell my Mom I needed 75 cents for lunch to get sandwiches… Still my preferred ice cream go to snack.

      • Varangian
        Varangian
        September 24, 2021 at 3:22 am | #

        It’s aluminum foil (foil~🎵)
        Never settle for less
        That kind of wrap is just the best
        To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

        • Jeff K!
          Jeff K!
          September 24, 2021 at 4:05 am | #

          Oh by the way I cracked the code.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 24, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      Yeah, I saw that too at first.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 24, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

      I also thought those were two giant ice cubes at first.

  10. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    September 24, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    [Inhuman Screeching at a Pitch Only Perceptible by the Late Johnny Cash]

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 24, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

      Okay, so I get the sustained screeching part but I don’t know why Johnny Cash is the reference.

      • Alex
        Alex
        September 24, 2021 at 5:45 am | #

        Maybe because of their musical duet?

  11. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 24, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh, how lovely!

    They’ve barely begun their courtship and are already finishing each other’s… Sandwiches.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      September 24, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      That’s what I was gonna say.

  12. StClair
    StClair
    September 24, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    I’m loving her grin.

  13. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 24, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    This is so cute, and Danny hasn’t fucked up yet, so that is a good thing at least.

    But I do have to ask, what kind of sandwiches are they? And semi-relatedly what is your favorite type of sandwich?

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      September 24, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

      My personal favorite sandwich is grilled Swiss on rye, with a nice bowl of clam chowder. Or a turkey and Muenster with mustard, mayo, lettuce and onion. Depends on the temperature outside.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        September 24, 2021 at 1:19 am | #

        Personally, I hold the Reuben to be king of sandwiches. Maybe with potato soup.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 24, 2021 at 11:38 am | #

          You are correct, Reubens are the best sandwich.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 24, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

        Mine is actually a Subway sandwich, I like the double Buffalo chicken on Flatbread with nothing but cheese and salt and pepper.

    • Ed Rhodes
      Ed Rhodes
      September 24, 2021 at 6:50 am | #

      Club sandwich.

    • Poskie
      Poskie
      September 24, 2021 at 9:05 am | #

      I love a really good French dip, with the roast beef medium rare, and au jus that isn’t just a bouillon cube… Major points lost if there’s cheese on it, and god forbid they put any kind of spread on it. The au jus IS the hydrating ingredient, damn it.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 24, 2021 at 10:30 am | #

        Tasty, but tricky to wrap up and bring along on the bike ride.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 24, 2021 at 9:03 pm | #

        I dunno, I tend to put a very thin layer of horseradish on my French dips (a “whisper”, I believe the standard measurement is called), and I’ve never gotten a complaint about it. I agree wholeheartedly with you that NO cheese belongs on a French dip, though.

    • Shitbird
      Shitbird
      September 24, 2021 at 9:23 am | #

      Pastrami sandwich is my go to. Although there is an Italian food centre by my apartment with a deli and every single panini they make is incredible

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 24, 2021 at 10:30 am | #

        Pastrami is a rare treat these days, but yummy.

        • Shitbird
          Shitbird
          September 24, 2021 at 7:19 pm | #

          Pastrami woth spme good bread n butter pickles on rye is a good substitute for a ring when getting engaged

    • khn0
      khn0
      September 24, 2021 at 9:47 am | #

      Homemade ciabatta + young spinach whole leaves + fig vinegar, strong olive oil, tarragon, browned shallots + pimenton or espelette spiced chickpeas humus

      • Doki
        Doki
        September 24, 2021 at 6:19 pm | #

        That sounds AMAZING. 😀

        • khn0
          khn0
          September 25, 2021 at 6:33 pm | #

          It is. I wish I would make them more often, and I wish my kids would also eat them.

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      September 24, 2021 at 10:08 am | #

      I love a good spicy meatball sub. Ruebens are also rising high in my list of favorite sandwiches. In the fall months I really enjoy turkey club sandwiches with a side of turkey chili. Mmm.

      If I’m making a sandwich at home: cherrywood smoked ham, red onion, pickle, spinach, garlic aioli, slightly melted white cheddar cheese on still-warm toast.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 24, 2021 at 1:08 pm | #

        Sandwiches are too important to restrict yourself to just one.

    • A Red Balloon
      A Red Balloon
      September 24, 2021 at 4:39 pm | #

      Ham, cheese and mustard is my favorite.

    • misanthropope
      misanthropope
      September 24, 2021 at 11:36 pm | #

      whiny child cucumber sandwich.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 24, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    This is so goddamn cute. Only bad thing is they don’t have anything to drink, but I mean, they can probably find a something on the way back.

    • Dean
      Dean
      September 24, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

      Danny probably has a thermos hidden in his hat.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 24, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

        Then what’s that in his pocket? A banana?

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          September 24, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

          Two bananas.

          • Ed Rhodes
            Ed Rhodes
            September 24, 2021 at 6:53 am | #

            Well, now I HOPE its two bananas, otherwise Danny’s going to turn out to be a Vulcan!

        • Grimey
          Grimey
          September 24, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

          And an orange, just in case Sal hates bananas.

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            September 24, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

            And an apple. In case of doctors.

            • Clif
              Clif
              September 24, 2021 at 1:10 pm | #

              Apples lightly infused with garlic in case of vampire doctors.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        September 24, 2021 at 8:39 am | #

        I wouldn’t be surprised if Danny’s packed an entire meal with him, including something to drink.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 24, 2021 at 11:41 am | #

          Most bikes have a bottle cage to put drinks in, if one of mine didn’t have one I installed it myself. Some of my bikes had as many as 4 cages for bottles.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 24, 2021 at 3:09 pm | #

      There is a perfectly good river right there.

  15. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    September 24, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    this is adorable

  16. auroki
    auroki
    September 24, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Gah. These two are not allowed to be so damn precious together are they?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 24, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

      Well I’m not going to disallow it.

      …. er, wait, that would make Sal double down, wouldn’t it? Hmmmm.

  17. McMuffin
    McMuffin
    September 24, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

    Danny is the best

  18. Rex Vivat
    Rex Vivat
    September 24, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    I’m pretty sure these are regular sandwiches, Sal.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 24, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      Not if they were made in fuck time.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 24, 2021 at 1:11 am | #

      Not if we’re about to get some snowcapades.

  19. Pan
    Pan
    September 24, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    White bread of course

  20. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 24, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

    This is all just weirdly sweet and endearing.

  21. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 24, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    How is this cartoon man so precious?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 24, 2021 at 9:39 am | #

      Precious cinnamon roll. Too good for this world, too pure.

  22. Tawnee
    Tawnee
    September 24, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

    Oh there’s sandwiches too? NOW I’m invested. Go Danny!

  23. Brumagem
    Brumagem
    September 24, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

    Mom boyfriend is how I will market myself to prospective partners from now on.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 24, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      You’re going to market yourself as Mike?

      • Whirlwitch
        Whirlwitch
        September 24, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

        …for a nickel.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 24, 2021 at 1:13 pm | #

      That I enjoy cooking was a selling point to my wife who apparently subsisted for years on TV dinners.

  24. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    September 24, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

    He’s a smooth one, that Danny Wilcox. Sal should hang onto him this side of the Curve.

  25. mommert
    mommert
    September 24, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    This is so cute. I love them. Please don’t ruin this Willis just make them endgame

    • Varangian
      Varangian
      September 24, 2021 at 2:18 am | #

      Honestly? This. This right here.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 24, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

      Co-signed.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 24, 2021 at 8:40 am | #

      I hope he doesn’t ruin this, but I’ve had too many ships I liked ruined by Willis already.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      September 24, 2021 at 10:28 am | #

      Seconded.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 24, 2021 at 1:15 pm | #

        And yet the ships are still there whether canons are involved or not.

  26. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    September 24, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

    I hope they’re something gross to the point of insanity; mayonnaise and like, two strawberry slices or something

  27. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    September 24, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

    it’s strange and magical how a change in context makes the same kind of thing Danny always does feel sweet rather than pathetic. It’s just all…about the right situation. And a little bit of character growth, somehow, maybe.

    • Miri
      Miri
      September 24, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

      It also seems like their friendship reached a point where they understood each other first so e.g. Danny feels comfortable gently teasing her (giving her a song earworm, saying she just likes the hat here), and Sal enjoys it because she feels safe, emotionally, with him – which is a pretty novel experience for the poor girl…

      They both know what they’re getting involved wifh here. He knows she carries quite a lot of emotional damage; she knows he’s a good egg (who Dannys things up occasionally)… They still like and respect each other.

      It’s so nice to see Sal smiling like this. Girl has spent so long feeling isolated, self-sufficient by necessity as well as choice…

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      September 24, 2021 at 3:15 am | #

      I think maybe it boils down to intent? When he’d do something generally seen as pathetic it’d often be because he was acting selfish, whereas here he’s just being considerate.

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      September 24, 2021 at 2:50 pm | #

      Intent and actually knowing what’s going on with the person you’re with/around are both nice filters for this, come to think of it. Like, these are important parts of the context that makes a situation work well or…not. This is not currently pathetic (or selfish) because now Danny’s intentions are better, and because his awareness of Sal’s situation and feelings seems to be more accurate than his awareness of other people he’s been with before.

      I am also enjoying the rare Sal smile.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 24, 2021 at 1:18 am | #

    Marry him now, Sal.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 24, 2021 at 2:08 am | #

      Frankly, Sal is the sort of person who would just turn up in class one day with a ring and ask to be called ‘Sal Wilcox’. It’s not likely to ever happen but I really wouldn’t be completely surprised if it did.

      • Robert Thompson
        Robert Thompson
        September 24, 2021 at 8:47 am | #

        Sophomore year, they get a professor who’s weirdly obsessed with attendance and takes roll on day 1. Gets to Sal:

        “Sal Walkerton?”
        “It’s Wilcox now, actually.”
        *everyone stares*

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 24, 2021 at 10:26 am | #

          Including Danny, who’s just as surprised as everyone else.

  29. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    September 24, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

    Somehow the side of a creek, surrounded by snow, in the middle of January (?) doesn’t seem to be the most appropriate place for a picnic.

    Incidentally, the DoA Timeline page needs to be updated…

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 24, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

      The whole wiki needs a good rewrite. At this point, Dumbipedia should be its own thing instead of being sections or footnotes on the old Walkyverse info.

      Maybe better hosting, too. It’s unfortunate that looking up anything pop culture related requires sifting through one of the least user-friendly platforms on the web since mailing lists. Maybe the TFWiki folks could help us out there.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 24, 2021 at 3:12 am | #

        The character articles desperately need drastic expansion. If anybody wants to help, please feel free.

        • powerpowerpow
          powerpowerpow
          September 24, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

          Honestly, DoA versions of characters deserve their own pages.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            September 24, 2021 at 5:23 am | #

            DoA really should have its own wiki.

            – It’s a separate continuity from the Walkyverse, that’s seen daily updates for a decade. Walkypedia is years behind the story, but the DoA sections already count for about half of each character’s page.
            – The characters are all developed enough to stand on their own, without relying on their Walkyverse counterparts (besides explaining running gags)
            – None of the sci-fi elements of the old continuity are relevant here.
            – The Fandom platform creates a terrible user experience. I think it only exists to shovel ads at you any time you search the web for information about a work of fiction.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 24, 2021 at 12:19 pm | #

              Do you have a wiki account? Because I’m not seeing any ads.

              As for a separate wiki, that’s something others are welcome to make but Walkypedia is meant to work for all Willis’ stuff and I’m definitely not up to making a whole new wiki.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                September 25, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

                It occurred to me this could be read more harshly than intended. I want it on the record those are a genuine question and a genuine suggestion not me being snarky.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  September 25, 2021 at 7:20 pm | #

                  Likewise, I wasn’t trying to denigrate Walkypedia and all the work that’s been put into it over the years.

                  (But yeah, Fandom is hell when you’re not logged in or using an ad blocker.)

          • RassilonTDavros
            RassilonTDavros
            September 24, 2021 at 10:09 am | #

            I second the thing about separate character pages. I was trying to look up DoA characters once and I ended up getting massive Walkyverse spoilers because that part of the article is positioned first.

            (That’s assuming a situation where both series are still on the same wiki; otherwise the point is moot).

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 25, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

              Might be a decent project for the future but I definitely do not have the energy to make that happen and I doubt our other admin does either.

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      September 24, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

      Less spoilage, fewer ants.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 24, 2021 at 1:21 pm | #

        Any place is appropriate for a romantic picnic.

        I can personally recommend midnight in a graveyard in early autumn, though you may want to opt for moonlight as lights attract attention.

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      September 24, 2021 at 2:52 pm | #

      If they’d planned ahead far enough to not end up sitting in a snowbank somewhere, it would be at least 25% less cute.

  30. Ralph Oscar
    Ralph Oscar
    September 24, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

    So Sal, the *baddest gal* in all of DOA, chooses the most *harmless* boy in existence. Hmmm…

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 24, 2021 at 1:49 am | #

      Opposites attract I guess?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        September 24, 2021 at 2:06 am | #

        More like a reminder that Sal’s cool girl is part of her defence mechanism and, underneath, she’s always been looking for someone around whom she feels safe to be emotionally open and vulnerable.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 24, 2021 at 2:38 am | #

      Danny’s one of the few characters who’s not judgmental of her, and just lets her be herself (whoever that is). The only others I can think of are Marcie and maybe Walky. Most everyone else expects her to keep up the “aloof rebel biker” persona she uses as a defense mechanism to keep the world at arm’s length.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        September 24, 2021 at 3:43 am | #

        Yeah, Walky has gotten better and better at being a sibling to her, and I think she’s met him halfway on that, even if she’s still not really letting herself get that vulnerable with him just yet.

        Billie/Jennifer has her moments, too, though obviously, right now is a pretty complicated time for them. Still, she had Sal’s back when Sal was calling out Linda’s bullshit before Walky was ready to hear it yet.

  31. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 24, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

    SAL YOU BETTER KEEP DANNY OR I WILL SNATCH HIM UP.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 24, 2021 at 7:48 am | #

      I like how no one’s going “damn Danny is dating way above his station” here.

      We all recognize the sandwich making ukulele man with the dapper hat is valid and loved.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 24, 2021 at 1:23 pm | #

        Wait for it.

  32. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 24, 2021 at 1:42 am | #

    Yes, he’s a dork, but he’s her dork and the more Sal learns about Danny, the more that she likes about him.

    He’s definitely not wearing the hat in bed though.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 24, 2021 at 1:23 pm | #

      I want to donate to Willis just so he’ll have Danny wear the hat during their first slipshine. It would amuse me greatly.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        September 24, 2021 at 6:14 pm | #

        Keeping the hat on is the new keeping the mask on

  33. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 24, 2021 at 2:11 am | #

    How nice to see that they like each other more and more ♡. Sal is genuinely amazed by his ability to organize and look forward. Danny has finally found someone who seems to appreciates his way of being. They seem to complement each other ♡♡. I think the sandwiches will be delicious♡.

  34. Varangian
    Varangian
    September 24, 2021 at 2:16 am | #

    THAT’S MY BOY! PREACH, DANNY! SANDWICHES!!

  35. chuckroast
    chuckroast
    September 24, 2021 at 2:20 am | #

    Yes, good.

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 24, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

    Am I the only one seeing a future strip, set in springtime, when Sal appears one day in a beautiful flowing skirt and flowery blouse and with her hair tied back with a colourful bandanna. She sweeps over to Danny in the cafeteria, they kiss sweetly and cuddle up together?

    Everyone is flabbergasted. Who is this and where is Sal? Maybe it’s left to Becky to say that this is what Sal is underneath her armour plate; it’s obvious that she feels that safe with Danny. Besides, it’s springtime! She wants to dress the part!

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 24, 2021 at 5:38 am | #

      I don’t see her being comfortable enough doing that in public. And I think that’s okay. I have never bought the idea that who you “really” are is only what’s beneath your outer shell. My shell, as a turtle once sang on obscure Henson series The Animal Show, is a part of me.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 24, 2021 at 11:27 am | #

        That it is little turtle, and you’re beautiful for it.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      September 24, 2021 at 6:38 am | #

      I just want to see Malaya’s reaction.

      “You big fakey!”

      “Malaya, I’m finally showing something under my persona.”

      “Fakey!”

      “Fuck off, Malaya.”

      “See! You haven’t changed! I knew it! Fakey!”

      “…fuck off.”

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 24, 2021 at 11:25 am | #

        The only real effective solution for those people is to ignore them. Happily it also drives them nuts to be ignored.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 24, 2021 at 11:02 pm | #

      I can see the cuddling maybe, but I don’t think Sal’s gonna get the Breakfast Club treatment.

  37. JoeCovenant
    JoeCovenant
    September 24, 2021 at 4:24 am | #

    Daring to dream, here…

  38. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    September 24, 2021 at 4:45 am | #

    I’m loving this

  39. Alex
    Alex
    September 24, 2021 at 5:46 am | #

    This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Sal and I love it.

  40. Lou
    Lou
    September 24, 2021 at 5:54 am | #

    Good Egg status: confirmed.

  41. Nenja
    Nenja
    September 24, 2021 at 6:23 am | #

    Ooooh, they are so cute together. I’ve loved their friendship a long while, and bow that it’s turning romantic, turns out I love that too.

    • Nenja
      Nenja
      September 24, 2021 at 6:24 am | #

      … is that my icon now? Excuse me while I test a different one.

      • Nenja
        Nenja
        September 24, 2021 at 6:25 am | #

        Yep, that’s better.

  42. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    September 24, 2021 at 6:27 am | #

    Thank you Willis!!!

  43. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    September 24, 2021 at 6:38 am | #

    Alt-text: Danny, the mom Sal always wanted to have.

    (For a nickel.)

  44. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 24, 2021 at 7:17 am | #

    Danny in panel 2 fills me with thoughts.

    He’s struggled with crushing self-esteem the whole series, not just for himself but in thinking that his role was to submit himself to his romantic partner in every aspect. One moment that sticks out in particular is that when Amber lashed out after he kissed her she was more willing to hold herself accountable than he was. He wouldn’t acknowledge it as wrong or something he didn’t deserve, it was something he was used to.

    Now he’s with someone he’s outright described as being so out of his league that he never thought she’d look at him, and he’s joking with her. For as much as Sal needed someone she could be emotional around, Danny needed someone he could trust liked him for him too. No bullshit fantasies, no sweeping romance drama, just two people who vibed together so hard they realized they could have a good thing going and they’re acting on it.

    Time to start living in mortal terror they break up. The cruel burden of shippers.

    • zee
      zee
      September 24, 2021 at 8:19 am | #

      They were so made for each other ❤️

  45. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 24, 2021 at 7:30 am | #

    Anyway yeah I think the biggest problem these two are gonna face is how other people treat Sal for dating Danny.

    Danny’s wanted someone he can be openly affectionate with (this was a whole big thing with Amber), but Sal has a reputation for being cool and unapproachable, and on some level I think she relished in it. It was totally false positive reinforcement, but it was still positive reinforcement for someone who otherwise received none.

    She’s in such a good mood in panel 5, that’s one of those things where you can just hear the character’s voice, but what’s gonna happen when Danny shows up to be all adorable at her roller derby games? Around Asher and Jennifer? In front of Malaya, Carla and Walky? Her parents? The persona that Sal took because everyone decided it was hers, what is she gonna do when everyone around her tries to force her to live up to it?

    Sal never really wanted that reputation she has, but what’ll happen if it starts getting taken away?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 24, 2021 at 8:24 am | #

      Yeah, it’s one thing to connect with him privately, like this, but it might be completely different for her with others around.

      Though she was willing to ask him out with Joe there, so that’s at least one step.

      • Shitbird
        Shitbird
        September 24, 2021 at 8:30 am | #

        I feel like we’re seeing her grow out of that persona, which makes me happy. She’s decided on her major, I think if someone were to give her grief when Danny is adorable publicly she would shoot them down. She’s finally seemingly happy.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      September 24, 2021 at 9:35 am | #

      Another big problem will be how people treat danny for dating Sal.

      The main cast will be ok with it, but i can see Danny’s parents being critical. “You gave ue up Dorothy for a motorcycle chick?”

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 24, 2021 at 10:28 am | #

        Yeah, I can definitely see Danny’s parents as not approving. She’s not a “good catch”.

        I like their weird gender role reversal of expecting Danny to need a good partner to take care of him.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 24, 2021 at 11:18 am | #

          Role reversal? LOTS of parents seem to raise their kids (regardless of gender) with the expectation that the kids’ partner will need to take care of them.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            September 24, 2021 at 12:56 pm | #

            Yeah, it’s weird how parents deliberately half-ass raising their kids so that they’ll tend to have specific gaps in their skillets, which are then expected to be filled by their future partner, one way or another.

  46. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    September 24, 2021 at 9:46 am | #

    Danny probably sounds like a cartoon Jay Baruchel.

    wait

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 24, 2021 at 11:23 am | #

      Somehow I really don’t see Danny being comfortable talking about how he jerks it and where to aim to avoid desicrating his national icon tattoo.

  47. John
    John
    September 24, 2021 at 9:56 am | #

    Danny’s logic, vis a vis the sandwiches, is flawless.

  48. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 24, 2021 at 10:09 am | #

    Danny for most of the comic: haha look at this dorkass loser Danning it up all the time lmao

    Danny now: If this pure and wholesome boy is ever made sad the sky will ripped asunder and fire will rain.

  49. Caninse
    Caninse
    September 24, 2021 at 10:36 am | #

    As someone who is a fuckin’ nerd with a thing for punk girls, seeing this makes me so happy.

  50. Galen Wheeler
    Galen Wheeler
    September 24, 2021 at 11:00 am | #

    What kind of peanut butter did Danny use in the sandwiches?

    Smooth.

  51. Decidedly Orthogonal
    Decidedly Orthogonal
    September 24, 2021 at 11:22 am | #

    HOT TAKE: (maybe?)
    The reason Sal was in a foul mood with others before (them thinking she was jealous of Billingsworth/Asher etc…) was because it disgusted Sal and also that she knew already who she wanted but he hadn’t been clued in yet and so she was still in her own tense little world wondering how it was going to play out?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 24, 2021 at 11:24 am | #

      Nah I don’t think she already wanted Danny, she realized she could have a good thing going with him when, after a day of crashing and burning with the other two guys she’s been intimate (sexually and emotionally, respectively) with in her life, she vented at Danny and he broke down her belief that everyone just wants to use her.

      • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
        LiterallyJustSomeGuy
        September 24, 2021 at 11:27 am | #

        I’m pretty sure Sal hit on Danny before the time skip

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 24, 2021 at 11:31 am | #

          Danny hit on her and Sal responded in a way that indicated she wasn’t opposed to the idea, but that’s about it.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 24, 2021 at 10:34 pm | #

        I’d say she hadn’t yet accepted the idea that she wanted him.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 24, 2021 at 11:15 pm | #

          Kinda depends on how you define “want.”

          The start of the scene where she kisses him has her comment (while dropping her accent) that she knows why she constantly interacts with him in roundabout ways instead of just going up and talking to him, implying that there is something buried there, but I think with that it’s less “already romantically interested in Danny” and more “Danny has been the only non-Marcie person in the whole comic who provides her an outlet for emotional intimacy.”

          Maybe not uninterested but something she wasn’t willing to consider it while the threat of being manipulated by Danny (because everyone can threaten her with that) hung in the air and was content hanging out with him on the Got Dumped stairs playing ukulele.

  52. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 24, 2021 at 11:31 am | #

    That is a true statement by Danny, whether you are invited or just taking a long ride by yourself, make sandwiches. Back when I rode regularly sometimes 60-100 miles a day I would burn through 4000 to 4500 Calories a day. Actually no, I ate that much but I probably burned more because I kept losing and gaining about 5 pounds a week. Burn through the calories on the long days and replace them on the short days.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 24, 2021 at 2:20 pm | #

      Old truism of cycling — eat before you get hungry, drink before you get thirsty.  Once — just once — I violated this, and let’s just say that it wasn’t a pleasant experience. Seriously, I thought I was gonna die, and was wondering why it was taking so long to do so.

  53. Bunk
    Bunk
    September 24, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

    So are these… Good Egg sandwiches?

  54. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    September 24, 2021 at 1:19 pm | #

    Where he stored it? In his ass pockets?

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 24, 2021 at 1:31 pm | #

      Many bikes contain storage. Things happen between panels.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        September 24, 2021 at 2:14 pm | #

        Not on these bikes – no bags or racks or anything.  My headcanon is that Danny had the sandwiches in his jacket pockets, one per pocket … and the sandwiches are probably a little bit the worse for it, so he offers Sal the less-mangled of the two.

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 24, 2021 at 8:15 pm | #

          We haven’t really seen Danny’s bike in any detail yet. All we’ve gotten are silhouettes at a distance.

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      September 24, 2021 at 2:57 pm | #

      Danny: I’ve made sandwiches! And they’ve been nestled next to my hot hot ass, you’re welcome

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 24, 2021 at 3:06 pm | #

      I was wondering the same thing. Those sandwiches should be squished flat.

    • Seregiel
      Seregiel
      September 24, 2021 at 6:22 pm | #

      peacoats have massive side pockets. it’s why I miss mine. why did you have to rip!?! whhhhy!?!

  55. Mr 2.
    Mr 2.
    September 24, 2021 at 8:01 pm | #

    Danny doesn’t seem to me the kind of guy who is okay kissing an ash tray. Will he ask Sal to quit smoking? Will she do it?

    • Woof
      Woof
      September 24, 2021 at 9:51 pm | #

      Tobacco is a nice flavor actually

      • plasticwrap
        plasticwrap
        September 28, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

        Eh. Depends on your taste, a lot of people hate it.

  56. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    September 28, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

    He’s not wrong. Good job Buddy.

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Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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