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May 12, 2026

Usurper

by David M Willis on October 1, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: becky, dorothy, lucy, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 1, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    sub “Chick-Fil-A” and that’s my college experience

    I mean I GUESS there might’ve been a McDonald’s in the Cave but idk, I ended up hating them ONLY bc I got in a fight with my bestie once over whether or not to have it for dinner and just quit eating there out of spite

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      October 1, 2021 at 1:43 am | #

      I’m so glad Food Theory proved that Popeyes is scientifically better chicken than Chick-Fil-A. So far as I know, Popeyes has never hated me for existing.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 1, 2021 at 2:37 am | #

        Popeyes is the best fast food chicken. (Sorry, Colonel.) I just wish they had more locations in my area.

        • Tim
          Tim
          October 1, 2021 at 2:51 am | #

          KFCs chicken sandwich was actually almost as good as Popeyes. Same with JitB.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          October 1, 2021 at 2:59 am | #

          To each their own. I can’t stand Popeyes. It’s dry and old tasting. I have never had any that tasted good. KFC was better, but the last few places I went weren’t great (in the mall) and they weren’t great. I know local places that’s really good though and those are my fried chicken of choice.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            October 2, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

            In fairness though, it’s been several years since I’ve tried it and I’ve only tried it twice or three times. So who knows, maybe it’s better now. I’ll give it another shot sometime, since everyone I know who eats it swears by it.

        • Hrafn
          Hrafn
          October 1, 2021 at 3:53 am | #

          No. Nando’s is the best fast food chicken. 😛

          • Kaidah
            Kaidah
            October 1, 2021 at 11:08 am | #

            Fool! Students must eat only at Galasso’s!

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          October 1, 2021 at 10:58 am | #

          Agreed. Finding a Popeyes is the hardest thing about eating at Popeyes. Still, worth it if you can manage.

          • Icalasari
            Icalasari
            October 2, 2021 at 1:40 pm | #

            Meanwhile, we’ve had one here for years and thank god because our KFC is trash. Pure trash

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 1, 2021 at 7:29 am | #

      *shakes Old Person stick*

      Kids These Days and their corporatized food courts! The idea of letting fast food franchises colonize college meal plans was anathema when I was a student, Back In My Day (90’s). Was the food any healthier? Meh. But at least we weren’t bombarded with corporate advertising every time we went to lunch.

      (Lessee, shook my stick, used “Kids These Days” and “Back In My Day” – did I miss anything? Pretty sure I get a prize for properly scolding The Youngs…)

      • Fist_of_Life
        Fist_of_Life
        October 1, 2021 at 7:36 am | #

        you didn’t tell them about walking uphill both ways to the food court, in 3 feet of snow.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        October 1, 2021 at 10:56 am | #

        I would like to join you… but that was already changing when I was in college.
        First it was Subway.
        Then, in Grad School, it was Quiznos and A&W.
        Finally, in more recent years, the campus building where I teach went Chik Fil A. And that was most vexing, particularly on Office Hours days where I had the unpleasant choice to eat there or to eat cold leftovers (our office microwave didn’t work).

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          October 1, 2021 at 3:07 pm | #

          When I went (University of Alberta), it sucked, because there weren’t any fast food places anywhere near the university area. If you lived in residence and didn’t have a car, it was a bus ride or long walk, so you were pretty much stuck with cafeteria food. Ironically, the U was offered a chance to get one of the first McDonalds franchises in the City, and they turned it down.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        October 1, 2021 at 11:14 am | #

        I don’t think you shouted about your lawn, which is a double whammy because even though I’m turning 30 next year I still won’t ever be able to afford one.

        • Clif
          Clif
          October 1, 2021 at 6:16 pm | #

          Oh, no! Does that make my lawn even more of a target?

          Oh, wait. I rent, on account of I can afford to and maintenance is someone else’s problem who isn’t me.

          Does it count if I wave my cane and yell “get off my patio?”

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            October 2, 2021 at 12:02 am | #

            our shouty neighbour yells at people on their OWN lawns

  2. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    October 1, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Damnit, now I’m craving taco bell.

    • Shitbird
      Shitbird
      October 1, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      People crave taco bell?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        October 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

        I eat healthier than I used to, but once a month or so I gotta get some Taco Bell.

        Doesn’t need to be any menu item in particular, it’s not like a craving for McNuggets or fries. I just want Taco Bell, it’s basically all the same.

        They should sell that stuff by weight. “Yeah, give me about a pound and a half of Taco Bell” and you just get a plastic bag filled with meat, cheese, and tortilla bits. I’m imagining it dispensed from, like, a gas pump that just ticks up the price the longer you squeeze the handle.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        October 1, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        Taco Bell is its own thing, I guess. Like, I live in Texas, and we can get MUCH more authentic texmex easily, but some people I know crave it still from time to time. One compared it once to “sometimes, you want to eat a cartoon”, and that sums it up.

        I don’t go for it, but I dislike ground beef, so that rules out a huge amount of the menu, so, yeah.

        • woobie
          woobie
          October 1, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

          Nobody thinks it is authentic TexMex. But some people do like it.

          • StClair
            StClair
            October 1, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

            Kind of like my fondness for “orange” and “grape” soda.

            • BarerMender
              BarerMender
              October 1, 2021 at 1:52 am | #

              Nehi?

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                October 1, 2021 at 2:40 am | #

                Radar?

              • StClair
                StClair
                October 1, 2021 at 3:29 am | #

                I’ve actually had grape Nehi! It was okay.
                But in my experience, there really isn’t a lot of variation between brands of “grape” (or “orange”) soda. Whether store brand or part of one of the major labels (Fanta, Crush, Shasta, etc etc), most of them have similar (artificial) flavor profiles… and when that’s what I’m in the mood for, that’s what I want.

              • Moonie
                Moonie
                October 1, 2021 at 5:14 am | #

                Peach Nehi is the only sugar soda l will consume. And it’s only once every free years. But man that stuff is amazing.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            October 1, 2021 at 3:41 am | #

            I’m just tripping over the irony of saying, “Authentic TexMex.”

            Is that like authentic processed cheese?

            • Andy
              Andy
              October 1, 2021 at 7:56 am | #

              No, because TexMex is an actual cuisine that developed along the border with Mexico. Also, there is such a thing as authentic processed cheese in some cases: ask a St. Louisan about provel some time and if they’ve ever had the real stuff anywhere else.

              Authentic is a weird label to apply to food in any case. Americanized foods from other cuisines are often considered inauthentic, but if that’s what people who grew up in those cuisines cooked when they came to America, how can they really be inauthentic? That’s like saying a language is not longer authentic because it picked up loan words from other languages.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 1, 2021 at 9:05 am | #

                Often the Americanized versions aren’t really what people from those cultures cooked for themselves, but what they changed up to appeal to Americans they cooked for in restaurants.

              • Victor
                Victor
                October 1, 2021 at 10:14 am | #

                The French have been known to get all kinds of pissy about loanwords. English is one of the few languages that absolutely loves loanwords, they’ve been estimated to be 80% of the language.

                “Authentic” is itself a loanword, having made its way to English from French, which got it from Latin, which took it from Greek.

                And I wouldn’t call it a weird label to apply to food. It’s helpful to be able to distinguish a food item as not having been Americanized, because in the majority of cases the Americanization of a food is not an improvement. That’s certainly not a universal, Cajun food is after all an Americanization of French cuisine.

                Taco Bell is an interesting case, in that it’s absolutely authentic American food. It has its own unique Taco Bell flavor that’s only vaguely related to any other cuisine.

                As far as what people who grew up in other cuisines cook when they came to America? Chinese food is an interesting example, in that there is a distinct difference in what Chinese people tend to cook to serve to Americans and what they tend to cook for themselves to eat at home.

                On the other hand, no cuisine is truly ‘authentic’ in that every cuisine has been altered by interaction with the rest of the world. Italian cuisine has only involved the tomato for about 500 years. Indian cuisine has only involved chili peppers for about the same period of time. And England’s ‘national dish’ fish and chips requires potatoes, another food that didn’t make it to Europe until about 450 years ago. It’s still happening, salmon’s use in sushi, now one of the most popular sushi fish in Japan, originated in Norway in the 1990s (there was a deliberate marketing campaign).

                So ‘authentic’ isn’t completely accurate. But it’s useful shorthand for “cuisine as it exists in the country that it’s purported to be representative of rather than as it’s been altered by recent influences in another country.”

            • Lokitsu
              Lokitsu
              October 1, 2021 at 8:13 am | #

              Actually, Tex-Mex is perfectly valid as a regional cuisine. It’s no different from Creole or KC Barbecue. As long as you don’t confuse it with authentic Mexican….

              • Clif
                Clif
                October 1, 2021 at 6:34 pm | #

                TexMex and Mexican are different and Taco Bell is way different, but in my completely objective opinion, the best authentic Mexican food in the world is served in Texas and the best Chineese food in the world is served in Mexico.

                We has spoken.

                • woobie
                  woobie
                  October 2, 2021 at 12:24 pm | #

                  I remember a Chinese restaurant in Ensenada that was very good but different.
                  And a few other ‘regular’ restaurants with no tortillas in sight.

        • Matthew E Davis
          Matthew E Davis
          October 1, 2021 at 8:19 am | #

          When I was doing a postdoc in Canada as a Southern Californian I started referring to Taco Bell as “methadone.”

          As far as TexMex goes, my issue with it is the need to pour queso over everything. I just want to pick up my burrito and eat it, not have to get a plate and determine if the queso is real or plastic-ky.

          My other issue is a lack of Carne Asada fries.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        October 1, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

        Hardly the worst thing people have irrational cravings for.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        October 1, 2021 at 4:23 am | #

        That does seem to be the main moral of Willis’s comics. I don’t understand it either.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 1, 2021 at 3:08 pm | #

        I don’t consider it food.

    • A Red Balloon
      A Red Balloon
      October 1, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      Now I’M craving tacos, but from Jack in the Box.

      • Tim
        Tim
        October 1, 2021 at 2:52 am | #

        MMMmmmmm. Shitty tacos. *Homer drool*

  3. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    October 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Becky being wildly over-possessive?

    I’m shocked, shocked I say.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      October 1, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      I think Dorothy might finally be starting to hit a breaking point wrt Becky’s worst qualities.

      • Regina phalange
        Regina phalange
        October 1, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

        Yes please. Dorothy’s one of my favorites, and one of the few things I can’t stand about her is her tendency to interact with Becky as if she sees her as a win-over challenge instead of just toxic af. At a certain point, girl, come to grips with the fact that Becky is not your friend, and even if she was, she’s a toxic and terrible friend.

        At this point, despite liking her as much as I do, I just want Dorothy to take a bow and go to Yale. At least I’ll know she’s living her dream and no one there treats her like Becky does.

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          October 1, 2021 at 4:25 am | #

          Dorothy’s a Democrat, she’s required to think you can actually work with the opposition no matter how toxic it is.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          October 1, 2021 at 4:27 am | #

          Becky is doing a bit. Dorothy is aware she’s doing a bit. Most of the time, she seems unbothered by the bit.

          • Daibhid C
            Daibhid C
            October 1, 2021 at 5:34 am | #

            Yup. For me, the key moment in their relationship came when Dorothy was at the end of “Look Straight Ahead”, where Dorothy actually got a bit annoyed with Becky, and Becky realised she’d gone too far and needed to walk it back.

          • Matthew E Davis
            Matthew E Davis
            October 1, 2021 at 8:21 am | #

            I think the whole reference to “it’s ok to want things,” when combined with that face in panel 3, is a subtle commentary on Walky as object of desire on Becky’s part. Her bits have layers, so to speak.

            • Clif
              Clif
              October 1, 2021 at 6:42 pm | #

              Since I have seen zero evidence of Walky as an object of desire on Becky’s part, I’m going to be scratching my head on this one for awhile.

              Did you mean on Dorothy’s part?

          • Regina phalange
            Regina phalange
            October 5, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

            She does it even when it’s just the two of them. That’s not a bit, that’s being shitty but hoping the other person takes it as a joke so they don’t hate you. And Becky has made it clear from Day 1 that her dislike of Dorothy comes from genuine jealousy, and has done very little to dispel that initial impression. She’s been whining about what Joyce tells her vs. Dorothy even after the time skip. You’re giving Becky WAY too much credit. It’s not a bit. She dislikes her, and Dorothy keeps giving her th benefit of the doubt to the point that she’s a doormat.

        • justin8448
          justin8448
          October 1, 2021 at 2:02 pm | #

          I suggest that Becky is being a friend to Dorothy, and Dorothy recognizes it.

          If Becky hadn’t pointed out to Dorothy that she never does anything for herself, she would have gone to lunch with her ex and his new flame and probably not particularly enjoyed herself. At no time before, during, or after that lunch would it have occurred to her that she could have just nope’d out and done something that she would prefer. Because that’s who she is.

          But instead, she received some excellent life advice from Becky, which was so good that she immediately acted on it. Becky also invited her to go on a wacky adventure, which Dorothy could use more of in her life, by her own admission!

          Becky is absolutely being a jerkbutt. But she’s also being a friend.

          • anonymsly
            anonymsly
            October 1, 2021 at 8:40 pm | #

            Becky is a terrible friend, if so. Advice probably shouldn’t come as a side dish to a main course of personal insult.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              October 1, 2021 at 9:31 pm | #

              Yeah, that was like a quarter of Mike’s schtick (the rest just him being generally awful), and as we saw in the end, it was not a good thing.

  4. Nono
    Nono
    October 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    I dunno Becky, maybe be a little apologetic about your possessiveness.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Don’t suggest it, she’ll do the opposite. Instead of going around yelling “I’m a lesbian” she’ll start loudly announcing “I’m wildly over-possessive!”

  5. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    I mean, if the options are between hijinks and an awkward lunch with your ex, there’s really no choice. HIJINKS AWAY.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 1, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Walky would normally totally be down to tag along and engage in a hijink or two, but on the other hand Taco Bell.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      October 1, 2021 at 2:48 pm | #

      Not just the ex. The ex AND his new girlfriend whom you yourself told him he should ask out.
      I think it’s “whom” in this case anyway. The awkwardness would’ve been off the charts, even the logarithmic ones.

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    What?! Something that’s even too nice for Dorothy to tolerate!? It’s sad that this counts as character development for her.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 1, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      It’s less the nice and more that it’s her ex and his new gf.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 1, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

        Exactly. Maybe I phrased it poorly but it’s refreshing to see Dorothy isn’t such a saint that she’d choose to hangout with her ex and their new paramour over something more selfish.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      Lucy may consider Dorothy a threat and be upset at any attention Walky pays to her.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      October 1, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      Dorothy’s actual vice is workaholism, but it kind of feels like the webcomic doesn’t acknowledge that anymore. So now she’s just sort of boring and her only conflict is Walky. 🙁

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 1, 2021 at 12:54 am | #

        Is Walky really a conflict? She essentially set him up with Lucy and they are still friends who apparently hangout so I find that hard to believe. Dorothy’s real conflict which won’t even be relevant for years is that she got accepted into her ivy league university and will be transferring next semester and hasn’t told anyone. But yes the workaholic aspect of her character has kind of been resolved perhaps a bit underwhelmingly. Although arguably her new conflict is kind of a result of that old one.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          October 1, 2021 at 8:17 am | #

          The conflict is that Dorothy wants Walky back but instead of acting on it she pushed him towards Lucy (who was blaring sirens and waving a neon sign declaring “take me! I’m yours!” in front of him for weeks now) so she wouldn’t get distracted from her work again.

          • StClair
            StClair
            October 1, 2021 at 12:14 pm | #

            And yet she hasn’t stopped being distracted.
            Funny, that.

            (Humans are not rational, particularly when it comes to attraction and desire. DoA provides multiple examples of that.)

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          October 2, 2021 at 2:21 am | #

          The “resolution” was her basically cutting off all her relationships for a week to binge work. And breaking up with the guy she was in love with. You know. A healthy work-work balance.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 1, 2021 at 9:15 am | #

      I’d find it pretty awkward to have a meal with an ex and the person they’re currently dating or whatever, so this doesn’t seem that odd to me.

  7. Jamie
    Jamie
    October 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Did others’ university meal plans work on nearby fast food places? Mine didn’t. I had to do campus dining or scrounge my own cash somehow. Maybe it’s changed recently? I just checked my alma mater and it specifies “in-campus dining” still.

    Or is the Taco Bell part of campus dining?

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      October 1, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      If they do have on-campus Taco Bell, its a new development.

      (Remember the story line where Joe was giving out donuts… When someone asked for gluten free, he offered her Taco Bell, but she had to leave campus to get it.)

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 1, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      We had normal campus dining places, but also a few specialty restaurants that took meal plans.

      Which was actually a big problem for me, because I worked nights. During the day you could easily get sushi or salad or whatnot. At night the only places open were pizza and burritos. My Freshman Fifteen quickly became my Sophomore Shitload before I learned to cook a bit.

      • woobie
        woobie
        October 1, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        Civilian MidRats.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        October 1, 2021 at 5:39 am | #

        This discussion reminds me of when my college cafeteria suddenly got an in-house Costa (the British counterpart to Starbucks. We also have actual Starbucks, of course, because world domination).

        Anyway, the peculiar interactions between the actual cafeteria and the bit that was a Costa meant that easily confused people with anxiety disorders couldn’t figure out who you were supposed to get tea — I think you had to ask the cafeteria staff for a teabag and the Costa for hot water or something ridiculous like that — which is how I discovered that, while I don’t like regular coffee, I do quite like caramel lattes.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          October 1, 2021 at 8:26 am | #

          Tea doesn’t just come from the tap in the UK?

          • hof1991
            hof1991
            October 1, 2021 at 10:24 am | #

            Nope. It comes from a microwave.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 1, 2021 at 2:46 am | #

      Last time, they went to the Taco Bell about a mile west of Read Hall. (309 N Walnut St.)

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/04-hompk/attheborder/

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      October 1, 2021 at 4:27 am | #

      Possibly Walky’s been cut off from major funds by his parents for daring to support Sal a little in the past few months, and therefore he can’t actually afford Taco Bell and has to use his meal plan money even for dates?

    • zee
      zee
      October 1, 2021 at 9:56 am | #

      Y’all get meal plans?

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 1, 2021 at 3:11 pm | #

        You get meals?

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          October 2, 2021 at 2:41 am | #

          Luxury!

  8. Grimey
    Grimey
    October 1, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Oh Becky.

    Well played.

  9. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    October 1, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Dottie, you know you don’t have to limit yourself to 2 options, right? You can always do neither of those things.
    Though one of those choices will probably lead to drama, and I think nobody attending college in Indiana can avoid its sweet call.

    • Clif
      Clif
      October 1, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

      If not for the sweet call of drama, would so many of us be here?

      • JBento
        JBento
        October 1, 2021 at 5:59 am | #

        I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m 100% game for nothing but Danny and Sal being sweet at each other.

        • Clif
          Clif
          October 1, 2021 at 6:46 pm | #

          Yes, but for how many years?

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            October 1, 2021 at 7:05 pm | #

            You’re right we need to test this.

            We’ll do a trial run of three years exclusively of strips of Danny and Sal being cute as can be,

  10. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    October 1, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Cafeteria Pro-Tip: Save those reusable containers from takeout places and use them to stash meals from the days of the week the cafeteria is serving something you actually like. Wonton soup once is Potato Bacon Chowder forever. Stretch those credits kiddies.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 1, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    There’s no possible way Walky and Lucy didn’t do that on purpose.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 1, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      Lucy might genuinely be syrupy enough to do it, but for Walky it’s totally a bit.

  12. Unsurpassed Travesty
    Unsurpassed Travesty
    October 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    Good GOD Becky is insufferable whenever she gets like this.

    • cmasta1992
      cmasta1992
      October 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      So pretty much 80% of her time in this series

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        October 1, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

        And it makes her wholly unsympathetic. Like, I’m halfway towards retroactively declaring that she deserved all the bullshit surrounding her coming out, now that I’ve seen how obnoxious she is post-timeskip.

        • alongcameaspider
          alongcameaspider
          October 1, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

          That’s probably a bit too far, but she certainly deserves some kind of comeuppance from her behavior.

          Probably in the form of pushing Joyce and maybe Dina away

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 1, 2021 at 9:15 am | #

            It feels like Becky’s been given a free pass to mistreat her friends up to this point. Joyce is her best friend no matter what, Dorothy puts up with her “enemies for Joyce’s affection” narrative, Dina rarely (if ever) questions her… There’s going to be some deserved blowback once the dam breaks.

            I think we’re leading up to Joyce shattering someone’s illusions of her, if Becky and Dorothy meet up with Joe, Joyce, Liz, and Sarah. That may be the catalyst that starts the argument.

            • Clif
              Clif
              October 1, 2021 at 6:53 pm | #

              With the possible exception of Dorothy, what friends has Becky been mistreating again?

              If you think that Dorothy thinks of Becky as an enemy or puts up with Becky in exchange for Joyce’s affection, you are reading a very different comic than I am.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                October 1, 2021 at 7:03 pm | #

                She’s pretty curt with Joe but it’s mostly as a result of who he was and really only comes off as harsh since we know that he’s a nicer and more caring person than who he appeared to be, but not so much the cast themselves.

                Otherwise there’s her deliberately embarrassing Ruth and Jennifer on the grounds of making sure they never got back together, which neither of them have indicated they wanted and if they did it certainly wouldn’t involve Becky’s opinion.

                I’m trying to find the right way to word this, but here’s my interpretation: Becky thinks she’s being funny, and Dorothy thinks Becky is trying to be funny not in a “haha it was funny when you said I had no personality” way but “Becky is trying to tell jokes even if they’re rude so I won’t confront her without a speech about friendship and boundaries.”

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  October 1, 2021 at 8:34 pm | #

                  Becky’s friends are Dina, Joyce, Walky, Dorothy, Leslie, and Robin. A bit less so, Sarah. Roz and Jenifer, much less so, and Joe and Ruth (and Lucy) acquaintances only.

                  I disagree with you, but you make your points well.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                October 2, 2021 at 8:02 am | #

                “If you think that Dorothy thinks of Becky as an enemy or puts up with Becky in exchange for Joyce’s affection, you are reading a very different comic than I am.”

                If you think that’s what I said, you are reading very different comments than I am.

                I said that’s the narrative Becky perpetuates. Becky says they’re rivals, Dorothy says they’re friends. This has been Becky’s “running joke” between them for some time now, and today she escalated it from “ha ha very funny” to “needlessly catty”.

        • Varangian
          Varangian
          October 1, 2021 at 2:04 am | #

          Please explain how this shit isn’t straight up homophobic hate. Please explain that. Jesus wept.

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            October 1, 2021 at 1:13 pm | #

            You can want bad things to happen to characters you don’t like without agreeing with the motivations of the person hurting them.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              October 1, 2021 at 2:58 pm | #

              Saying she deserved it crosses a line for me.

              • RassilonTDavros
                RassilonTDavros
                October 1, 2021 at 9:39 pm | #

                Agreed.

        • Thulcandran
          Thulcandran
          October 1, 2021 at 2:33 am | #

          Wow, that escalated quickly.

          A super pet peeve of mine is declaring homophobia/biphobia/queerphobia to be “okay” as long as the person on the receiving end is “bad enough.” If you think it’s okay to hurt someone for their identity on a conditional basis, you were never a fucking ally in the first place.

          Becky’s annoying sometimes as a character, because she’s a character in a relatively realistic comic strip. Like Carla has pointed out, it is BULLSHIT that when a queer character has shitty behavior, it somehow ALWAYS gets used to justify treating them like shit.

        • june gloom
          june gloom
          October 1, 2021 at 7:18 am | #

          I dunno about that one, chief. Maybe we shouldn’t be making judgment calls about the validity of someone’s queer identity based on their personality.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          October 1, 2021 at 8:15 am | #

          Don’t ever do that.

          Humanity is not conditional.

        • zee
          zee
          October 1, 2021 at 10:11 am | #

          Yo that’s beyond fucked up

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 1, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      Every time Becky gets like this I just sigh and hope her part in the storyline is very small.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      October 1, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

      It also really really plays off the audience’s knowledge that Dorothy got into Yale and hasn’t told anyone yet. Abandoning her friends for greener pastures is arguably selfish, but staying at Indiana to spite Becky could also be seen as selfish. All this pressure from Becky is going to push Dorothy one way or the other, but I’m not sure what it is.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      October 1, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

      Right? Both her genuinely wildly possessive ‘Joyce shall have no friends but me’ stuff and her ‘intensely mean to Dorothy for no reason’ stuff are in full evidence here. The worst Beckyness on full display like a big ol’ peacock tail.

      • Lanie
        Lanie
        October 1, 2021 at 7:29 am | #

        Right?? It’s the way she makes a show out of her most unlikable characteristics in moments like this that makes it so hard for me to like her character.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        October 1, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

        I want to like Becky but her behavior in strips like this one makes it difficult.

    • zee
      zee
      October 1, 2021 at 10:11 am | #

      Tbh i think it’s fun

  13. AGV
    AGV
    October 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    Leave Joyce alone, you guys 😕

    • Clif
      Clif
      October 1, 2021 at 11:40 pm | #

      Dorothy takes care of Joyce (as with the glasses). Joyce is skipping class, Dorothy is going to be concerned.

  14. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    October 1, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    Becky having a personality beyond being obsessed with Joyce challenge
    [Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE]

  15. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    October 1, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

    Stop screwing up her name, Rebecca.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 1, 2021 at 3:06 am | #

      Dorothy has never objected to her calling her ‘Dotty’ to my recollection.

      Not everyone hates nicknames.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        October 1, 2021 at 7:23 am | #

        Of course she hasn’t, she wants people to see her as unobjectionable (she wants to be a politician, remember?). Plus, Rebecca’s intention is messing up Dorothy’s name as a microaggression, which ain’t cool.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          October 1, 2021 at 8:41 am | #

          I’m taking away the term “microaggression” from you.

          • Clif
            Clif
            October 1, 2021 at 10:19 pm | #

            You can do that?

        • zee
          zee
          October 1, 2021 at 10:13 am | #

          Or, consider, Dorothy doesn’t mind having a nickname. And don’t call some straight white girl getting called by a nickname a microaggression, that’s a massive misappropriation

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 1, 2021 at 10:47 am | #

            It could be, even for a straight white girl. The concept applies to harassment and bullying that isn’t based in bigotry. A lot of the rest of what Becky’s doing with Dorothy fits pretty well.
            I’m not sure if the nickname thing falls into that or not. Becky uses nicknames for other people, without any sign of harassment. I’m remembering “Jakes” in particular.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            October 1, 2021 at 11:56 am | #

            Could be a misogynistic one, I guess, that’d still apply to Dorothy, but I can’t see any case where it would be.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          October 1, 2021 at 11:58 am | #

          If Dorothy has never said anything about or given any indication she doesn’t like it, why would it bother any of us unless we had some sort of hang up about nicknames in general? Those sorts of hang ups are valid, but it’s important to recognize they don’t apply to everyone. More importantly, if Dorothy’s never said anything or given any indication she dislikes it, why should Becky stop?

          This really reads like ‘I dislike nicknames, so Dorothy must dislike this one’.

  16. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    October 1, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    It’s kind of wild how the possibility that Becky’s not being 100 percent serious never really crosses Dorothy’s mind.

    That said, yeah, I do suspect this storyline is going to start putting some distance between Joyce and Becky.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      October 1, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

      I think Joyce has already been distancing a bit, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Becky doesn’t seem to have any real idea what’s going on with Joyce at any given time lately.

      • Clif
        Clif
        October 1, 2021 at 8:15 pm | #

        I think Dorothy is well aware that Becky is almost always not 100% serious.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 1, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

      Becky’s expressing sincere jealousy and resentment in an exaggerated way. It’s not completely serious but it’s not completely a joke either.

    • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      October 1, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

      Becky is expressing it in an over-the-top way, but I think she is mostly serious. The plan remains to find Joyce and act possessive at her. Even if expressed in a way that’s trying to be funny, those remain the intended events. What does it matter if the seriousness is less than 100%?

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      October 1, 2021 at 4:30 am | #

      The thing is, panel 3 does not look like Becky’s joking. The fact that panel 4 is Asher levels of smugness doesn’t help.

      • Lanie
        Lanie
        October 1, 2021 at 1:58 pm | #

        Becky just… really rubs me the wrong way a lot, and this comic is particularly awful. She uses humor like a bully does – to try to smooth over the thorniest parts of her intentions and create plausible deniability if someone gets upset. Today she’s just being flat mean with the most gossamer layer of a joke on top. It’s gross.

  17. Qube
    Qube
    October 1, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

    becky could stand to be more apologetic

  18. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    October 1, 2021 at 1:13 am | #

    Becky: Joyce, your bestest Christian friend is here!
    Joyce: SHIT YEAH, FUCK GOD, SHITTY SHIT!
    Becky: :0

    • Thulcandran
      Thulcandran
      October 1, 2021 at 2:34 am | #

      Hah! I was just thinking this – I cannot wait for Becky to walk in on Joyce eating multivitamin gummies and talking about how Jesus is bullshit and she loves having premarital sexual relationships.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        October 1, 2021 at 4:34 am | #

        “My best friend is an atheist! Who can I turn to for comfort??? Dotty, you’re — oh, crap, you’re one too, and it’s probably your fault. I shall run in tears to my girlfriend! Oh, wait…”
        *Runs away crying”
        *Bumps into Leslie*
        “Leslie, help! Joyce’s an atheist!”
        “Guess what? SO AM I, mwahaha!!!”
        *Becky screams*
        “Atheists! ATHEISTS EVERYWHERE!!!”

        Joyce spends the rest of the comic loudly shouting “Hey guess what? I’m an atheist!” every time Becky is within earshot.

        • JBento
          JBento
          October 1, 2021 at 7:20 am | #

          We are legion.

  19. StClair
    StClair
    October 1, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

    “Becky, this is wildly over-possessive.”
    “Oh, so you do know me.”

  20. Varangian
    Varangian
    October 1, 2021 at 2:07 am | #

    I fucking love how every time the whitest, blondest, straightest girl in this comic makes a “:/“ face, the comments section becomes a hive of rabid animals who aren’t afraid to get straight-up hateful towards any perceived threat to her

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      October 1, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

      I do think there’s an unsavory trend of people hating on Becky every time she’s a little obnoxious, but I do also think she’s not immune to being called out on stuff or that Dorothy’s status as the residential white cis/het with basically no trauma and a bunch of privilege means it’s okay for Becky to say that to her.

      Dorothy’s obviously fine and it ended in a joke. But I kind of think Becky was more mean than necessary here, especially if she was actually manipulating Dorothy.

      This strip which seems pretty innocent overall is actually rather polarizing upon analysis.

      • Aphid
        Aphid
        October 1, 2021 at 3:09 am | #

        Yeah I really don’t get the dislike of Becky. Like you say she ain’t prefect but she reads to me as someone who doesn’t think before she speaks and is kinda irritating in the way 18 year olds are. I certainly don’t see much of any malicious intent or negligent harm in what she does.

        • MrSmith
          MrSmith
          October 1, 2021 at 5:22 am | #

          Thats the thing though, its not that shes not thinking before she speaks, its that she is thinking before she speaks to Dorothy

          Its deliberately mean to someone that has only ever been supportive and helpful

        • Alex
          Alex
          October 1, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

          I just hate how annoying the “frenemies” behavior is. It was never funny and it’s been going on for years now.

          • Clif
            Clif
            October 1, 2021 at 9:58 pm | #

            They are still freshmen, so no, it hasn’t been going on for years. You’re just reading it slow.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      October 1, 2021 at 6:01 am | #

      OTOH, I was just wondering when the anti-Dorothy hate disappeared to. Time was when someone telling Dorothy to “want something selfish just once in your life” would result in a slew of comments saying “But Dorothy’s always selfish; she’s the evil career woman who cruely dumped Walky to focus on her own twisted ambitions!” And while I agree that Becky is getting dumped on a lot, I don’t miss that.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        October 1, 2021 at 12:00 pm | #

        What lady’s getting weird levels of hate depends on the day. Right now it’s Becky.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          October 1, 2021 at 12:56 pm | #

          It’s not weird.

          She’s being a jerk.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            October 2, 2021 at 12:01 am | #

            She is, and it’s not nearly as bad as it was when she got her haircut, but there’s always been a lot of hate over stuff certain female characters do that seems over the pitch other characters get for similar behaviour. It’s been commented on with Sal, Amber, Ruth, Carla, Dorothy and Becky off the top of my head.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      October 1, 2021 at 6:38 am | #

      I am pretty sure people are allowed to be irritated by how Becky is acting without caring about her sexuality. I myself am not straight and I dont care for how she treats Dorothy at all.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 1, 2021 at 8:04 am | #

      Pft right, because if there’s any fandom that gets overprotective of the Straights, it’s Dumbing of Age.

      Obviously no one can take umbrage with Becky’s constant bullying now reaching another zenith where she tells Dorothy to her face that she has no personality without it actually being an overprotective display for a fragile straight woman.

      Queer people don’t actually read Dumbing of Age, natch. If they did they’d know we’re all perfect adorably babies who bring joy and wonder and are literally incapable of human flaws.

    • Sam
      Sam
      October 1, 2021 at 9:24 am | #

      Or, consider: Becky is straight up being mean here in an uncalled for manner and people are getting tired of her treating Dorothy like this because it has become a trend that she does this. If you are telling the person who literally came to your dead mum’s party and asked to hear more about her that they have no personality and are boring for being a kind respectful person, even though them being this way helps you, then you are an ass.

      Also, Dorothy is Irish and Jewish ethnically, both groups of people that in history, have been known to be discriminated against. Dorothy outright stated to Robin before that trolls on Twitter would send her pictures of furnaces.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 1, 2021 at 9:43 am | #

      I think it’s more that Becky’s “loud, ‘FuN’, and obnoxious to bury your feelings” schtick is long past its sell-by date. It used to be almost charming, but she’s pushed it to the point where she’s just being passive-aggressively mean now. Today she’s all but bullying Dorothy, her roommate and one of the closer ‘friends’ in her social circle. How much farther can she push it without something blowing up in her face?

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

      I’m queer. I don’t hate Becky because she’s picking on a poor widdle straight girl. I hate Becky because she’s consistently mean to someone who does absolutely nothing to deserve it and who continues to treat her with kindness despite her garbage behavior. I generally dislike characters who treat other people like shit for funsies, and her target being a Straight White Girl doesn’t give her a free pass to be awful. It’s not funny, or interesting, or enjoyable at all. It’s just exhausting and uncomfortable to watch.

  21. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    October 1, 2021 at 2:08 am | #

    And noh-ooh, we leeb zee young lubbers to zair farts

  22. BenRG
    BenRG
    October 1, 2021 at 2:14 am | #

    So, it turns out that Dorothy has an upper limit to how much sugar she can have during lunch.

  23. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 1, 2021 at 2:27 am | #

    Is it just me or is Becky like way meaner in panel 2 of this strip? There’s usually some tongue and cheek to this “rivalry” between her and Dorothy but that line kind of hit a little harder than normal.

    • MrSmith
      MrSmith
      October 1, 2021 at 5:02 am | #

      Not just you.

      Its very judgemental, and arrogant, in that Becky doesn’t know, or taken the time, to get to know Dorothy yet she just knows what Dorothy should do.

      Also its shitty, user behaviour on Beckys part in that shes more than willing to use Dorothy to further her own desires

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        October 1, 2021 at 5:57 am | #

        I don’t disagree that panel 2 is over the line. I very much disagree that Becky doesn’t know, or has taken the time to know, Dorothy. They’re roommates, and Becky works at the whole “Dorothy is my arch-nemesis” schtick. She probably knows Dorothy better than she knows Joyce at this point.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          October 1, 2021 at 7:26 am | #

          Considering she doesn’t seem to know Joyce is agnostic now, but probably knows Dorothy really wants to jump Walky’s bones, Becky knowing Dorothy better than Joyce may actually be valid.

        • MrSmith
          MrSmith
          October 1, 2021 at 8:29 am | #

          If she does know Dorothy then that makes Beckys comments even worse, shes deliberately trying to hurt Dorothy or goad her into going along with her plans

    • zee
      zee
      October 1, 2021 at 10:19 am | #

      Tbh i like Dorothy but she’s kinda right

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 1, 2021 at 2:17 pm | #

        I think she’s right to some extent too but that doesn’t make it okay. Like you can meet and overweight person but it’s still rude to call them fat.

        • misanthropope
          misanthropope
          October 2, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

          I mean, you can be in a morally superior demographic group than fat people, and then it *is* ok, in fact cool and insightful and funny.

  24. Aphid
    Aphid
    October 1, 2021 at 2:41 am | #

    Say what you will about her motives, panel three is one of the best faces I’ve seen in a while.

  25. Tim
    Tim
    October 1, 2021 at 2:59 am | #

    Becky: Dorothy be selfish for once! Let’s get Joyce back!
    Dorothy: *Looks at Walky and wants to be selfish with him* Uh yes! Being possessive of Joyce is definitely more selfish than what I was thinking!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 1, 2021 at 9:12 am | #

      Oh, Becky knew exactly what she was doing with the “newlyweds” and “want something selfish just once” bit.

      • Clif
        Clif
        October 1, 2021 at 10:11 pm | #

        And so did Dorothy.

  26. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 1, 2021 at 3:34 am | #

    Yes Dotty, be aggressive! Joyce is making a fool of herself by pretending to have another personality to be liked by a girl she admires… She needs both of you to show her how much she’s faking it all. Joyce will feel sad and Sarah won’t like it. Joe will need popcorn, the show will be VERY wild!

  27. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    October 1, 2021 at 3:35 am | #

    I keep having a hard time forgetting the fact that Dorothy got accepted into Yale and still hasn’t told anyone yet….Every day that passes makes me worried that this is going to blow up hugely in her face for some reason and the dread is killing me.

    • Michael I
      Michael I
      October 1, 2021 at 9:47 am | #

      Fortunately it’ll be several years (at least on our timescale) before anything about Yale needs to be revealed.

      🙂

  28. Lars
    Lars
    October 1, 2021 at 3:35 am | #

    Leaving the second to last panel silent and it gets funny somehow. Ever since Joyce said that I see it all the time. And it works all the time!

  29. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    October 1, 2021 at 5:13 am | #

    Panel 2 is one of those rare moments when we see Beckys mask slip a little

    • zee
      zee
      October 1, 2021 at 10:21 am | #

      Jesus Christ you talk about her like a super villain

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 1, 2021 at 10:49 am | #

        Maybe. It’s definitely true that Becky wears a mask and that it rarely slips. I’m not sure this is an example though.

        The mask is wacky unapologetic Becky. The slips are normally where we see the insecurity underneath.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        October 1, 2021 at 1:01 pm | #

        We’ve been talking about Becky and hiding behind masks and false images for almost the entire time she’s been a regular.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 1, 2021 at 2:15 pm | #

        I think in this case what MrSmith means is that there is a part of Becky that legitimately dislikes and/or is jealous of Dorothy for many reasons that have been explored and this is one time that animosity actually tangibly leaked out in as an aggression that was genuinely mean spirited.

        Most of the time Becky dramatically overemphasizes her frenemy relationship with Dorothy, but here it’s like yeah, Becky has issues with Dotty sometimes and is also pretty manipulative as we’ve seen in the past too.

        • MrSmith
          MrSmith
          October 1, 2021 at 3:52 pm | #

          Yeah that’s about right

  30. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    October 1, 2021 at 5:17 am | #

    Something is building up here. Like, Liz on “edibles” hitting on Becky. And Joyce on “edibles” hitting on Dorothy. And Sarah hitting on Joe out of exasperation… no, better Sarah hitting Joe with the bat out of exasperation.

    • MrSmith
      MrSmith
      October 1, 2021 at 5:24 am | #

      Sarah would do better hitting herself with the bat, might knock some sense into herself

  31. JBento
    JBento
    October 1, 2021 at 6:06 am | #

    As someone who never liked Becky OR Dorothy, any way this sequence ends is going to be great for me.

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      October 1, 2021 at 7:24 am | #

      Gravatar checks out (can we call it Gravi? Do we?)

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 1, 2021 at 9:35 pm | #

        I call ‘em “gravs” myself.

  32. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 1, 2021 at 6:49 am | #

    Low blow, Bekcy

  33. beige
    beige
    October 1, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

    maaaaaan, every strip with becky post-chrismas break just makes me dislike her more and more. its a shame because I enjoyed her before she became the physical embodiment of petty jealousy and trying to control other peoples lives

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 1, 2021 at 8:13 am | #

      I just want it to go somewhere.

      Like it’s never been funny but it was ramping up past the timeskip and then Dorothy just defuses her with a little speech and I thought “okay that’s fine, that is how Dorothy would react and it’s way more likely Becky is just piling it on because that’s how she deals with things” but then it keeps happening and now it’s back to straight up bullying again.

      I genuinely have no idea how I’m supposed to process Becky. If she’s supposed to be funny, she’s not. If it’s meant to be annoying and harmful in-universe, well there’s a lot of depth to plumb there in how Becky thinks she has to be a cool funny goofball around everyone or else they won’t love her now with someone who won’t tell her off because Dorothy is ceaselessly accommodating.

      I wonder if Becky’s vision of “cool badass rebel friend” came from being that for Joyce alone. Her sexual hangups with Dina show that for all she portrays herself as a cool rebel she is still just as deluged in the culture of being a fundie, she’s still just as deep as Joyce and she’s only really broken out of it in different ways. Like, she behaves this way because she was this kind of person with Joyce and Joyce loved it, so naturally the way to get everyone else to like her is to be a cartoon character.

      It feels too intentional that the only characters in the comic she’s willing to have some kind of serious conversation in a normal context are Joyce, Dina and Leslie, who she feels confident won’t stop loving her if she displays vulnerability.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        October 1, 2021 at 8:34 am | #

        What if Beckys destiny is to become the ultimate antagonist of the strip?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 1, 2021 at 9:16 am | #

        That’s a good way of thinking about it, I suspect. Doesn’t make it okay, but it makes it more understandable. Makes it a character flaw with roots that she’s going to need to grow and overcome, rather than just “she’s bad”.

        It’s going to take time, because this comic plays the long game and takes place in glacial time.

        • StClair
          StClair
          October 1, 2021 at 12:20 pm | #

          This, exactly. Including the last part. 🙁

  34. Alex
    Alex
    October 1, 2021 at 8:51 am | #

    This is mean but at least it’s more interesting than usual.

  35. John
    John
    October 1, 2021 at 9:55 am | #

    I was starting to, well not like but tolerate Becky, and now she is putting herself firmly back in the dislike territory.

  36. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    October 1, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

    Nayan Martinelli – I don’t know if you saw my response to you on yesterday’s strip…but I responded to you on yesterday’s strip. Sorry for the delay…was a very tired Neko.

  37. hof1991
    hof1991
    October 1, 2021 at 10:32 am | #

    Panel 2 Becky is giving off some heel turn vibes. Panel 3 Becky looks like a supervillain. This may be where she realizes that this game needs to be retired. She did a lot to survive the traumas of the last year. Some of that may not be healthy going forward. Doesn’t make her a bad person but trauma isn’t alway adaptive. What one does to survive it can need to be dropped later.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      October 1, 2021 at 12:57 pm | #

      Gotta be a Face before you can Heel Turn.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 1, 2021 at 1:03 pm | #

        But who’s going to plummet 16 feet through the announcer’s table?

  38. Spencer
    Spencer
    October 1, 2021 at 1:25 pm | #

    Here’s kind of how I’m processing Becky at the moment: she’s convinced of, for lack of a better term, her superiority. It’s not that she thinks she’s inherently better, but she thinks that having bad shit heaped onto her has made her worldly and competent and above it all when, in actuality, she is as much of a sheltered nutbar as Joyce.

    When you grow up in the circumstance Becky did of having a lot of controlling bullshit piled onto you to the point where the helplessness to enact change was a constant and overwhelming presence, two things kinda pop up.

    – You’re really desperate for people to like you because you never really get the chance to express yourself.

    – You start to think you’ve got other people figured out, because you yourself have experienced circumstances where you constantly have to guess and psyche out the people around you so they always respond favourably to you.

    Becky constantly needs to be a loud fixture in any conversation, and when she’s not it’s so she can stand off to the side and make sarcastic commentary about how “the straights are not okay.” Trying to word this as best as I can with a little asterisk that this isn’t a condemnation of Becky, but she kind of needs to put herself out there as constantly cool, constantly likeable, and constantly funny. She needs to be someone everyone can like, and she needs to be the Cool One. The Rebel. The Jokester.

    And for the most part this has worked out, because she’s been with Joyce her entire life and Joyce does actually she think Becky is the coolest and most awesome person in the universe. So does Dina, who also views Becky as smart, worldly and knowing when in reality Dina is a thousand times more put together than her. Leslie likes her too, but Leslie likes Becky because she is a formerly homeless baby gay and therefore that love for Becky is going to exist regardless of what Becky does. With these three, Becky has nothing to prove. She can be sad in front of them and they’ll still love her.

    Becky also engages in this thing where because she thinks she’s funny, because every word that comes out of her mouth is supposed to be flippant and charming and badass and therefore her recipient will intimately understand that Becky means well and that she’s a cool funny badass, she has no idea how to reel it back when she’s actually being a big stupid jerkface. Becky can constantly annoy Dorothy and cut her up because Becky always knows it’s well-intentioned, she always know she’s being funny and because Dorothy never tells her to stop she assumes that means she can keep pushing because the problem doesn’t exist. Becky can publicly embarrass Ruth and Jennifer and it’s fine, because Becky has decided these two can never get back together so she can act however she pleases even though they’ve never actually indicated even for a second that they actually want to be in the same room for any amount of time anymore. Becky knows that, actually, they’re still super in love and will get back together and then kill themselves, so Becky steps up to solve this problem nobody but her thinks exists, least of all the people involved.

    In summary, the slow-paced nature of a comic that runs for a decade one strip at a time where we have 24 hours to stew over a particular character’s actions in a way that other forms of media don’t really have, because if you’re reading a book and John Protagonist is being a nob on page 34 you only have to reach page 175 for him to learn a valuable lesson about camaraderie, makes Becky come off worse than she is. The reality is that she’s being a bad person here, and it’s been going on long enough that, yes, it’d be nice if someone told her to shut the fuck up for the first time since she joined the cast, but I feel sometimes when characters do bad things we’re unwilling to engage with why they act the way they do, and that if a character acts like a jerk for X amount of time without being called out we just decide the story is on their side as if this is an 80s cartoon and we need the one guy with a thought contrary to the group to be punished.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      October 2, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

      I’ve reread DoA in large chunks at a time, and while Becky is somewhat less grating that way, the effect is starting to wear thin even that way.

  39. Ashley
    Ashley
    October 2, 2021 at 12:28 pm | #

    “I’ll go be unapolegetically me.”
    I mean, sure, but you’re still being wildly over-possessive.

    • Ashley
      Ashley
      October 2, 2021 at 12:28 pm | #

      You’d think writing a word under a comic where the word is would mean I’d manage to spell it correctly.

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