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by David M Willis on February 3, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Trial and Sarah
└ Tags: becky, dina, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 3, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    JOYCE NO

    …it’s a bat in the FAAAAAAACE (preferably a foam one, not Sarah’s)

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      February 3, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      granted, the instinct is so strong that it’s hard NOT to jinx the alt-text

    • ThunderNight
      ThunderNight
      February 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      maybe Sarah’s bat actually is foam, she just swings incredibly hard

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 3, 2022 at 4:03 pm | #

        Easier than that, just soak it in water, then freeze it.

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      February 3, 2022 at 2:29 am | #

      It went “bonk”. It’s allowed.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        February 3, 2022 at 11:10 am | #

        Scientific Progress Goes Bonk

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      February 3, 2022 at 12:52 pm | #

      It is the head first not the face, then shoulders
      knees and toes, knees and toes

      **Then** the eyes, ears, mouth and nose!

    • bcb
      bcb
      February 4, 2022 at 12:28 pm | #

      Just because Dina is AAAACCCCEEE doesn’t mean she’d appreciate a bat in the FAAAACCCCE!

  2. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    February 3, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    What’s the matter Becky? Science is fun!!!!

    😈 👾 🌀 🧬

    Also this little thingy I just cooked up….

    https://imgur.com/a/ZgRkp3K

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      February 3, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      now expecting https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1640960-dr-stone

  3. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    February 3, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    RIP Becky, killed by a chop to the back of the head, she never saw it coming

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 3, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

      Bonk with inutegrity, no regrets

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 3, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    At least she’s moved south from scalps.

    Little further, Becky, and you’re fetishes will be at normal.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      February 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      You misunderstand, she isn’t losing her love of scalps(particularly Dina’s,) she is simply adding new ones to her list, today’s addition was shoulders.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 3, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        So she’ll eventually develop a 100% Dina fetish?

        Or just a fetish for every body part in general? That could get awkward.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          February 3, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

          So like Mob Psycho 100? Yeah I can see that…

        • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          February 3, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

          Every body part that is usually covered by clothes, of course. Will feet be next? Keep reading to find out!

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 3, 2022 at 9:07 am | #

          Dina: I am now wearing a full burqa with face veil. There’s nothing her that can turn you on.

          Becky: Eyelids… so sexy…

          Joyce: *BONK*

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            February 3, 2022 at 1:23 pm | #

            As though there aren’t high incidences of rape where burqas are popular 🙄

            • asmodai
              asmodai
              February 3, 2022 at 3:18 pm | #

              I’d suspect it correlation rather than causation… I would say the environment where burqas are mostly popular (to use your wording) is pretty toxic for man/woman relations: burqas are seen as necessary to prevent the objectification of women, and are not really a choice on their part, in those parts of the world. Though I have nothing against burqas themselves (and I know some women actually chose to wear them in other places), the culture that makes them mandatory seems quite toxic to me.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 3, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

      If it was normal it wouldn’t be a worthwhile fetish, would it 😛

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        February 3, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

        You said it bruh!!!

        I mean, there are weirder ones…

      • misanthropope
        misanthropope
        February 3, 2022 at 1:54 am | #

        YOU DO NOT GET TO JUDGE ME.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 3, 2022 at 9:21 am | #

        I mean, I’m a leg man myself. The fact that showing legs in public is acceptable gives me no end of joy. I consider it a very worthwhile fetish to have cultivated.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 3, 2022 at 10:56 am | #

          I just like most parts of girls. Girls are fun to look at. 😛

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      February 3, 2022 at 12:37 pm | #

      Forgive my “actually” evangelism, but point of interest, fetishes (technical term paraphilias) are both innate and something you can’t be aroused without; if Becky had a shoulder fetish she’d have to be touching or thinking about them all the time. I think she’s just in affectionate lust with Dina and thus likes every part of her, especially the suddenly naked ones, but it IS possible she’s developing a “shoulder” kink; kinks being the ones that can develop and are malleable. Fetishes basically saddle you from birth with somethin’ weirrrrd and permanent.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 3, 2022 at 5:57 pm | #

        I don’t think that a fetish is something you can’t be aroused without. Never seen that qualifier. Besides kink sounds so dinky.

        • not someone else
          not someone else
          February 3, 2022 at 6:43 pm | #

          That’s the psychiatric definition. And yes, the fact that there is a psychiatric definition of the words “fetish” and “kink” is itself relying on some very strange logic.

    • bogeywoman
      bogeywoman
      February 3, 2022 at 9:54 pm | #

      As a lesbian I’ve noticed non-genitals are often a bigger source of arousal. For me hands and shoulders. Also necks. Ever been next to a girl when she pushes her hair over her shoulder and exposes her neck? Or exactly what Dina’s doing here…. I reckon she knows what she’s doing… she’s doing it for science.

  5. Laura
    Laura
    February 3, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Wait, why is Joyce helping Becky send herself back to mental “jail”? You’d think she’d want to encourage Becky’s errant feelings.

    • Francoinblanco
      Francoinblanco
      February 3, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      I think its more “behave yourself” Bonk or “dont change into Tex Avery wolf” bonk

    • Casi
      Casi
      February 3, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

      I think this is more of a percussive maintenance bonk. Joyce knows Becky is needs a hard reset after these kinds of things.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      February 3, 2022 at 3:38 am | #

      I don’t think Joyce’s attitude towards hanky-panky is going to change just because she’s an atheist now. It’s too deeply ingrained.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 3, 2022 at 7:09 am | #

        It’ll probably change eventually, in that Joyce is probably gonna have sex at some point during the course of the comic.

      • Freyja
        Freyja
        February 3, 2022 at 3:45 pm | #

        More likely that it will change but the guilt and shame will follow it and she will be racked with the negative emotions that come from beliefs she no longer has.
        source: life experience

    • Freddie!
      Freddie!
      February 4, 2022 at 1:47 am | #

      I’d think it was more like sending Becky to horny jail.

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    February 3, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Well, at least Joyce is using the meme correctly, even if she is lacking a bat to drive the point home. She should find herself a horny bat, it stops them pretty well from what I’ve seen.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      February 3, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

      After the last few years, I’d rather not have bats reproducing in a dorm room.

  7. Suet
    Suet
    February 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    See, Becky, even with the sweet, sweet payoff, you never go horny on main.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    Passive-Aggressively-done-with-everyone’s-shit Joyce is Best Joyce

    • Tan
      Tan
      February 3, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

      I know what you’re saying, but physically hitting someone is the opposite of passive.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        February 3, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

        passive-aggressively aggressive

  9. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    February 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    Go to horny jail, yes?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2022 at 2:24 am | #

      Right to jail.

      Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

      • RedCat
        RedCat
        February 3, 2022 at 8:39 am | #

        it’s 2022, you’d be lucky if you got 20.

  10. Black
    Black
    February 3, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Jesus Fucking Christ, she’s freaking out about the sight of shoulders? Becky, just fuck your girlfriend already!!!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 3, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

      Shoulders are sexy. Show me a good shoulder and I don’t know what to do with myself.

      But what makes them sexier is if they’re covered up by something and then revealed through the removal of a jacket or something.

      No I’m not joking.

      • livoreno
        livoreno
        February 3, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

        Thank you, Yotomoe! Shoulders are hot and people can fight me over it if they want.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          February 3, 2022 at 4:08 pm | #

          Of course they are hot, hence the clothing removal.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        February 3, 2022 at 1:21 am | #

        Shoulders are fine and all, but really nice wrists presented right… jebus.

        Meanwhile, it’s been generally accepted wisdom as long as I can remember that just about any body part accentuated right by clothing that properly highlights it or by the act of removing clothing that normally hides it is significantly hotter than just seeing that body part fully exposed on it’s own.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        February 3, 2022 at 1:57 am | #

        You’re absolutely right, Yotomoe – getting there is half the fun.  It’s like unwrapping your birthday present until you get to the good stuff inside.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 3, 2022 at 10:57 am | #

          EXACTLY. Honestly when it comes to lewd stuff I kinda lose a lot of interest after the clothes come off. It’s the taking OFF of the clothes that makes it sexy! A naked person is just…naked. But a person with clothes on taking them off? Beautiful.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 3, 2022 at 2:25 am | #

        Take your pretend upvote.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      February 3, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

      that might result in a psychotic break or something like that… she hyperventilated when she woke up chastely next to Dina

      she’d probably behave similarly to Liz, only with the added guilt because she actually loves Dina

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      February 3, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

      Might as well call her L’arachel at this point.

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        February 3, 2022 at 1:48 am | #

        … Context?

        • khn0
          khn0
          February 3, 2022 at 10:38 am | #

          who is L’arachel Context? A cousin of La, daughter of Rachel and Conquest?

        • Lumino
          Lumino
          February 3, 2022 at 4:55 pm | #

          It was a super esoteric one, so I’m not surprised nobody got it. It’s from the Fire Emblem series.

          Basically, haughty and sheltered Princess/Healer offers to heal a more martial prince, who’s like “Oh, awesome. I injured my shoulder earlier. Here, let me remove part of my armor.” and she flips out like he flashed her.

          Immortalized in art: https://twitter.com/erlmaiden/status/1271163457174413312

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            February 3, 2022 at 11:49 pm | #

            Hey that actually looks pretty cool! Thanks for sharing!

      • Nicole
        Nicole
        February 3, 2022 at 10:33 pm | #

        I am so happy you made this reference. I love Fire Emblem.

        • Lumino
          Lumino
          February 4, 2022 at 10:35 pm | #

          And I, in turn, am so happy somebody got it.

    • anon
      anon
      February 3, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

      i remember at the time on twitter at one point some of my friends/acquaintances within the same social circle/fandom was really into collarbones at the time lol

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 3, 2022 at 11:07 am | #

        Collarbones are sexy!

    • zee
      zee
      February 3, 2022 at 11:30 am | #

      Tbh their church growing up probably slut shamed girls for showing shoulder, like American public schools do. And Becky did say that the insane amount of modesty they were taught programmed her brain to think anything covered up = sexy

    • 0kami
      0kami
      February 3, 2022 at 11:39 am | #

      … with consent, of course.

  11. Florence
    Florence
    February 3, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    You know I was expecting drama but if this is the dynamic between these 3 I don’t mind

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

      Becky compartmentalizing atheism and science (not even getting into Dina vs. Joyce) is super drama.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 3, 2022 at 2:26 am | #

        Becky is a drama pressure cooker.

        • Florence
          Florence
          February 3, 2022 at 5:11 am | #

          Now all Joyce has to do is constantly be around Dina and Becky will never have the brain power to care about anything but Dina

  12. Clif
    Clif
    February 3, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Joyce is helping.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 3, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    There was a Garrison Keillor monologue about this, somehow meshed with the soundtrack of the movie Windjammer. I wonder…

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 3, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    The best horny jail meme is still the guillotine one. 😛

  15. crow
    crow
    February 3, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    God made atheists

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      February 3, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

      Just like atheists made God!

      Wait, that’s not right.

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        February 3, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

        This is unrelated, but absolutely love your guy’s avatars.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 3, 2022 at 9:14 am | #

        God creates dinosaurs.

        God destroys dinosaurs.

        God creates man.

        Man creates science.

        Science destroys God.

        Science creates dinosaurs.

        Dinosaurs destroy man?

        • milu
          milu
          February 3, 2022 at 10:17 am | #

          Dinosaur destroys woman, but in a sexy way.

          • zee
            zee
            February 3, 2022 at 11:33 am | #

            There’s a series of books about that available for free on Amazon
            I think one was Taken by T-Rex?

            • milu
              milu
              February 3, 2022 at 11:42 am | #

              omg there is

              listen, the cover is incredible. the summary sounds amazing. i don’t know, i might buy it

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                February 3, 2022 at 4:14 pm | #

                I was very saddened to discover that is a real book.

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 3, 2022 at 4:40 pm | #

                  you do realize that anyone can publish their random weird erotica as an ebook on amazon right

                • crow
                  crow
                  February 4, 2022 at 1:14 am | #

                  There’s no evidence dinosaurs weren’t sapient, so as far as we know it’s completely ethical

              • zee
                zee
                February 3, 2022 at 6:13 pm | #

                It’s literally free on my end so go for it lol.
                Alternatively, Emma Blackery used to have a series on YouTube reading through the series with guests. Idk if its still up but you can look into it. Ravished by the Triceratops is my personal favourite

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 3, 2022 at 6:29 pm | #

                  hahaha ok thanks for the recommendation XD
                  yeah, i think it comes “free” with a Kindle subscription? i don’t have that, but also it seems to be available elsewhere, well anyway i’ll look into it =D

                • seregiel
                  seregiel
                  February 3, 2022 at 10:19 pm | #

                  Well, my search history is now trash. I dread what youtube will recommend now.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      February 3, 2022 at 5:02 am | #

      There is, of course, a somewhat well-known Hassidic midrash to that effect, with the tl;dr of it being, more or less, “G-d made atheists to remind people to do good things because you know them to be good, rather than because you believe G-d has commanded them”

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 3, 2022 at 8:43 am | #

      Or maybe prehistoric people made gods to explain things they didn’t have the science to understand back then.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 3, 2022 at 4:14 pm | #

        And we have a winner!

        • milu
          milu
          February 3, 2022 at 4:36 pm | #

          i mean… that explanation begs more questions than it answers. Like, if a lack of knowledge is what produced religion in the first place then why are religions going so strong today? how did the invention of gods help with the lack of explanations about the world exactly, like what was so convincing about invisible beings that it didn’t feel like a transparent cop-out and just-so story? why do religions seem to revolve so much around social behaviour, rather than natural phenomena?

          i don’t know. i feel like that narrative is a bit convenient from the point of view of modern scientifically literate atheists.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 3, 2022 at 7:30 pm | #

            I don’t think it’s quite as simple as “explain things they didn’t have the science to understand”, but it’s not that far off.

            There’s a strong psychological need for there to be meaning. For things that happen to make sense. Especially bad things. We see this often in abuse victims, who can blame the abuse on their own bad behavior. This is a way of taking some illusory control, rather than just accepting that it’s completely beyond you and you can be hurt at a whim and there’s nothing you can do about it.
            It’s easy to see how in a past with so much less knowledge about and so much more dependence on things like weather and wild game and flooding and similar natural events that the same psychological need would apply. Personifying those things doesn’t just explain them, it means you can try to propitiate them.

            Even today, the same kind of need exists, it’s just more abstract and less tied to natural features. We don’t want to believe that the world is just impersonal and random. It’s comforting to think that there is meaning behind it all and maybe a way to keep the bad stuff from happening to us, just by following the rules.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 3, 2022 at 7:47 pm | #

              I’ve been kind of thinking about this because I was talking to my Mom about our sailing experiences when I was a kid and particularly about our first offshore passage from North Carolina down to Puerto Rico (though we were trying to get to St. Thomas). I was young and don’t really remember it clearly or really understood it at the time, but talking to her and reading some bits from the journals she and Dad kept at the time, it was kind of a hell passage. Rough weather, constantly shifting winds so they had to be changing or at least adjusting sails at all hours, some gear failures and other troubles mostly tied to a newly refitted boat and their inexperience. About two weeks with minimal sleep and constant stress. Finally getting down to the Caribbean, where the balmy trade winds were supposed to be waiting, to be hit by another storm blowing basically from our destination and blocking out sight of land.
              The journals talk a lot about their state of mind and despite being modern educated atheists with a good understanding of weather patterns, in the stress of those last days they’d moved well into the “more than coincidence, something doesn’t want us to get to St. Thomas, we’re being punished for thinking we could do this” mindset.

              It went away when we’d arrived, gotten some sleep and heard stories of other people’s hell trips through the same storms, but I can easily see those same attitudes leading to those beliefs hardening in a time with less knowledge. Especially when it all didn’t turn out well.

              • milu
                milu
                February 4, 2022 at 7:59 am | #

                hmm, yeah i see what you mean. this strong desire and sense that there’s got to be someone, some sentient, powerful “thing” we can appeal to when we’re going through scary times, might be a really deep instinct in a social species such as we.

                i still think the “humans invented gods to explain nature because they didn’t know better” narrative feels like it obfuscates more than it explains, probably because it’s such a common trope at this point. maybe it’s because i’ve heard it repeated so many times, and used to believe it unquestioningly myself, i’m more interested in deconstructing it and challenging it than in consolidating it at this point.

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 4, 2022 at 8:05 am | #

                  But yeah, i get your point, i don’t think i’ve ever been in the kind of situation you describe but certainly when you’re literaly fearing for your life for an extended period of time, you are more likely to turn to religion.

                  maybe what has contributed to the spread of atheism in western industrialized nations isn’t so much science per se, as much as a fairly sturdy social structure and the sense that we are more or less sheltered from the possibilty of random catastrophe or violence.

                  i mean, that’s a very simplistic narrative as well, there are certainly many other factors.

  16. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 3, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    I’m sure that Dina would be happy to explain the evolutionary history of shoulders, including brachiation and throwing. Perhaps even demonstrating the relative range of motion at each step in the process. Of course she’ll wait until she’s somewhere private with Becky, because she knows Joyce doesn’t want to hear it.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 3, 2022 at 8:46 am | #

      Joyce might want to hear about that now, though I don’t think Dina is aware of how Joyce has changed yet. And Becky definitely would want to hear about it, though she’d probably be too distracted by the horny to be fully paying attention if Dina’s demonstrating with her own shoulders.

  17. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 3, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

    Don’t worry Becky. This one got me a little too. And I’m not even all that into Dina!

  18. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    February 3, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

    I’m actually happy with this line of thought from Becky.

    Mainly because . . . I’ve run into a *lot* of other people on the left, especially years ago when I began to shift from my moderately conservative upbringing to where I am now, that believed and LOUDLY professed that anyone believing in god was an idiot, that religion is a scam, and spirituality is for the less evolved.

    Despite my myself not being all that religious, like I’ve *never* been a believer and never had faith, but even then I believed that *Something* was out there, it really **really** got one my nerves.

    I think the last time I saw this attitude by someone I respected, it was during a Mass Effect Andromeda stream where the streamer mocked Suvi’s believe in a God and believing in science. This combined with mocking Ashley’s own religion as being out of place in a sci-fi setting by the same and other streamers.

    Well that attitude has forever been stuck in my craw.

    But yes I rambled a bit there. Strip funny, Becky go to Repressed Horny Jail.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 3, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      o3o I concur. I’ve never believed in god but I don’t fault people for having SOME sort of spirituality or religious belief. Just cuz I don’t believe doesn’t make me superior.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

      I think that Dina’s tolerance for Becky’s insistence that God created science is going to erode. Becky’s already extremely passive-aggressive about it (i.e. “Dina will be mad heaven exists”), and Dina has made it more than clear on one occasion that Becky’s beliefs heavily upset her.

      • Joyfulldreams
        Joyfulldreams
        February 3, 2022 at 1:40 am | #

        That’s…that’s not passive-aggressive??? It might have been if she’s said that TO Dina. But she said that to Joyce, as an aside, and it was mostly a joke anyway.

      • Council
        Council
        February 3, 2022 at 1:40 am | #

        It’s hardly an insistence. Dina asked a question. Becky gave a response, not an unsolicited preaching session.

    • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      February 3, 2022 at 1:16 am | #

      I like to think that science tries to answer “how the world works” while religion tries to answer “why the world works.”

      One of my favorite quotations is:
      “It appeared to me that there were two paths to truth, and I decided to follow both of them.” — Georges Lemaître, Catholic priest and cosmologist who first theorized that the universe was expanding

      • misanthropope
        misanthropope
        February 3, 2022 at 2:01 am | #

        science tries to answer “who gets to be respected and famous”. religion tries to answer “who gets to be obeyed”.

        the correct answer, of course, is “plutocrats”.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 3, 2022 at 3:21 am | #

        That point is actually how someone got me to understand how the hell Richard Dawkins ended up becoming… well, who he is these days. I mean, beyond the “white Oxford male” thing. Namely that the only thing he can see in religion is a way of explaining how the world works, and since science does a better job of that, religion is *insert idiotic Dawkins rant here* He’s completely incapable of conceiving the possibility that religion might offer other, different things as well. (Note: I say this as an utter atheist.)

        • eh, whatever
          eh, whatever
          February 3, 2022 at 6:20 am | #

          No, it’s just the “white Oxford male who went to a creepy boarding school” thing. He appreciates things like poetry just fine – in fact his favorite poet is, in his words, “the confused Irish mystic William Butler Yeats”.

        • aelfwine
          aelfwine
          February 3, 2022 at 6:11 pm | #

          Yeah, besides offering a false explanation of how the world works, religion is offering more things: for example currently religion is offering lots of tyranny, sexism, and homophobia as well.

          • Shadow Dreamer
            Shadow Dreamer
            February 6, 2022 at 12:50 pm | #

            More respectfully, it offers a community. A sense of belonging with other people who are part of that community. Ideally, in a well managed church, it serves as an extra social safety net- when a member of the congregation is ill, or has an accident, or has a new child, the preacher will, at the end of the prayer session, frequently send around a collection for donations to send to the family in question, to help them through that time.

            Religion provides ritual, history, social bonds. You hear religion and you think of the cruelties, the foolishness, the obscenities- you don’t think of an entire community gathering to celebrate a new child, congratulating the parents on a safe birth. You don’t think of a grandpa lifting a toddler to light the menorah as he tells the story of why they still do this. You don’t think of the simple pleasure of a child running through wet grass, looking for colorfully painted eggs, because somewhere down the line we decided that religious celebration deserved to be a Celebration and Fun.

            You don’t think of the hope it gives to a grieving mother, holding the pictures of her dead daughter and holding onto the belief that she will see her again, someday, after everything.

            And really, that’s a shame, because even as an atheist, I can see that there’s something really beautiful in that.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        February 3, 2022 at 6:18 am | #

        That division breaks down as soon as you touch it. Every “why” question is really a “what” question. Why did it happen – what caused it to happen, what influenced the process, did it happen at random (i.e. because it could)? Why did it happen – what do things do under what circumstances?

        • milu
          milu
          February 3, 2022 at 6:55 am | #

          Regardless of how you phrase it, you don’t think that science and religion answer different questions, or the way i like to think of it, start from a different set of presuppositions?

          • Ed Callahan
            Ed Callahan
            February 3, 2022 at 8:51 am | #

            Both science and religion are based on faith that people have the smarts to even ask the right questions. Talk about blind optimism.

            • milu
              milu
              February 3, 2022 at 10:19 am | #

              and you’re right there with them, using words like you actually believe you can make yourself understood! what raving hubris!

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              February 3, 2022 at 11:05 am | #

              I think the difference is that any scientist worth their mettle is at least willing to acknowledge that we might be completely wrong about everything we know. The sticking point of religion is this “You’re not wrong. Don’t even consider that this might be wrong. Absolutely no reflection and course correction is allowed” element. I wish Religion could be a bit more flexible.

              • milu
                milu
                February 3, 2022 at 11:17 am | #

                i don’t think what you’re describing is true of religion as a whole. There are entire academic fields, within the various world religions, dedicated to discussing the doctrine. people can disagree with regards to religious practice and belief. and they can argue for or against a position, with sound logic, at least as sound as any argument in say, literary criticism.

                Conversely, a lot of high-school and pop science can be wildly dogmatic. so, i don’t think that what you said is really a fundamental difference between science and religion taken as a whole.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 3, 2022 at 2:53 pm | #

                  That’s just people though. People, even scientists, have a lot of trouble admitting they’re wrong. Religion and philosophy have long and often quite rigorous traditions of argument and logic. Sometimes this leads us somewhere, but often it just winds up chasing its tail in logical circles.

                  The brilliance of the scientific method isn’t that good scientists admit they could be wrong, it’s the idea that logic is only the starting point. That conclusions are worthless unless they can be tested.

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 3, 2022 at 4:25 pm | #

                  oh for sure! but the tentative separation of ethics and science is a historical process (and as such always partial and adversarial) that runs both ways. Scientists are people, yes, and they belong to structures of authority and legitimacy. Science also needs to be kept in check.

                  By coincidence, here’s a line i just came across in a Stephen Jay Gould book i’m reading:

                  “The canonical attitude of scientists … holds that science and religion operate in equally legitimate but separate areas. …In exchange for freedom to follow nature down all her pathways, scientists relinquish the temptation to base moral inferences and pronouncements upon the physical state of the world—an excellent and proper arrangement, since the facts of nature embody no moral claims in any case”.

                  now this is more of an ideal programme than a description of reality, but i think it’s an important tenet. obviously ethics doesn’t have to be religious, but the point is that ethics and science belong to different regimes of discourse.

          • aelfwine
            aelfwine
            February 3, 2022 at 6:16 pm | #

            Now, religion and science really REALLY don’t answer different questions.

            “Where did humanity come from? Where did life come from?”

            Religion had an answer about that, and it proved itself a WRONG answer.

            Saying that religion is answering different questions, is a mere excuse in response to having all its verifiable answers so far having turned out wrong.

            “Oh, it wasn’t that we were wrong, we were just answering a different question.”

            No!!

            RELIGION WASN’T “ANSWERING A DIFFERENT QUESTION”, RELIGION WAS SIMPLY WRONG.

            Say it simply like that, because it’s the simple truth.

            • milu
              milu
              February 3, 2022 at 6:30 pm | #

              oh, go away

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 3, 2022 at 7:54 pm | #

              There’s something of a point there, though that’s not at all what people who say religion and science answer different questions actually mean.

              Some religious people do try to use religion to answer the science kind of questions and that inevitably fails. Creationists are simply the most obvious example.

              But the people who do that, don’t agree with the non-overlapping magisteria approach.

              • milu
                milu
                February 4, 2022 at 8:33 am | #

                Yeah, as i said above the “non overlapping magisteria” thing is not so much a reality as it is an ideal horizon. i don’t believe it’s likely to ever be a reality, because both science and religion in their own way have a lot of political/ cultural influence and there will always be this pushmi-pullyou of legitimate discourse.

                of course creationism “fails” to produce real science, but it still has a massive impact on public discourse and policy in the US, so i think it might actually pretty successful at its own aims, which aren’t so much to value science as a worthy toolkit to examine their own hypotheses in good faith, but rather to hijack scientific discourse and disrupt its authority.

                and like i said science is also frequently guilty of this sort of overstepping and produce their own prescriptive monstrosities, like, say, eugenics.

                anyway there is something of a point to aelfwine’s rants, but it’s always the same, namely that religion has done and continues to do a whole lot of harm, and that’s true. religion contains many terrible people: yes, that’s true.

                but while i think that’s simply not the whole truth, they insist that it is. they have proved again and again that they are not interested in discussing religion from any other angle and like, cool but i don’t have to be interested in engaging with them.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 3, 2022 at 11:02 am | #

        If god were somehow ever proven real the existence of god WOULD just become science. In the same way that, if we lived in a world where magic was an established element of the world, the study of that magic would be science.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 3, 2022 at 4:18 pm | #

      Well, at least it was only one nerve.

  19. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    February 3, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

    I can’t judge. This is basically me any time my crush lets her hair down.

    • Endplanets
      Endplanets
      February 3, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

      But apparently Joyce can. And its Guilty. Off to jail.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 3, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

      Naw I totally get that <3

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

      Can’t really blame you there.

  20. Endplanets
    Endplanets
    February 3, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    Now both of them are in Horny Jail.

  21. Derek
    Derek
    February 3, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    isn’t it the middle of winter? why is Dina doing this?

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      February 3, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

      …we’re indoor. Assumedly they keep the heating up

      • Deathjavu
        Deathjavu
        February 3, 2022 at 12:59 am | #

        Can’t be that warm, Becky still has a knitted cap on.

        • RacingTurtle
          RacingTurtle
          February 3, 2022 at 1:10 am | #

          She just came in, but also appears to be wearing it for style, not warmth

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          February 3, 2022 at 1:52 am | #

          Dina may just be hot-blooded. Some people are like that.

          • Ed Callahan
            Ed Callahan
            February 3, 2022 at 8:52 am | #

            Everybody knows dinosaurs are endothermic.

        • Caninse
          Caninse
          February 3, 2022 at 10:16 am | #

          In the Northern Midwest, some people wear knitted caps year-round as a fashion statement more than for practicality, so it’s hard to say if she’d even take it off if it were warm.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 3, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

      Is it snowing inside the building?

      • Derek
        Derek
        February 3, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

        It doesn’t need to be subzero weather for it to be very uncomfortably cold in sleeveless shirts

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          February 3, 2022 at 1:54 am | #

          It also doesn’t have to be much above zero for someone to be very comfortable in sleeveless shirts. Just depends on the person.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            February 3, 2022 at 4:58 am | #

            Depends, are we discussing Celsius or Fahrenheit? Because I’m quite comfortable naked at 18C, but I have to be in heavy clothes at 18F.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      February 3, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

      Scientists have done FAR crazier things to their bodies.

      For instance, Isaac Newton stared into the sun to see the effects, and don’t even ask me about the kind of stuff David Hahn did before building his homemade nuclear reactor.

      The most I ever did myself along those lines was experimenting with bug zappers when I was a kid. Little shock here and there. Good times.

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        February 3, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

        I know you said not to, but I really want to ask what David Hahn did to himself. Still better than a lot of scientist in history though who did some pretty questionable experiments on other people (such as Edward Jenner testing his vaccine by deliberately infecting an eight year old boy with smallpox, which had something like a 25% fatality rate).

        • StClair
          StClair
          February 3, 2022 at 1:24 am | #

          Hahn was the infamous “Nuclear Boy Scout“.

          • True Survivor
            True Survivor
            February 3, 2022 at 6:40 pm | #

            Very cool. Thanks for the link.

    • Skater Girl
      Skater Girl
      February 3, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

      Because she is indoors.

      • Derek
        Derek
        February 3, 2022 at 1:36 am | #

        I’m indoors in winter and I’m wearing a minimum of three layers at all times

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 3, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

      She was performing an experiment to see how Becky would react.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        February 3, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

        For science!!! 🧪

        (see my Dr. Stone meme above)

      • RowenMorland
        RowenMorland
        February 3, 2022 at 3:55 am | #

        I’m guessing this is what Amber said about horny jail. “Just tie your shirt around your waste and you’ll send Becky to horny jail”. That’s why she double checked with Joyce before pulling this on Becky.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 3, 2022 at 11:08 am | #

          “This is not an actual jail right? I would not want to have my girlfriend incarcerated for a bit of teasing.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      February 3, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

      Um…she is flirting with her girlfriend? I know it’s non obvious because it’s Dina, but if we saw, say, Billie pull this in front of Asher, we would know *exactly* why it was done.

      Interesting given Dina hasn’t really pressed on this issue much.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2022 at 2:31 am | #

      She’s an endotherm.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 3, 2022 at 8:54 am | #

      I’m assuming it’s warmer inside the building than outside.

    • zee
      zee
      February 3, 2022 at 11:41 am | #

      See i assumed you winter-experiencing countries had internal heating in your buildings. Between this and people freaking out over booster in a cropped hoodie i think i was wrong

      • KM
        KM
        February 3, 2022 at 6:58 pm | #

        The last time I was in a winter country I found the inside of buildings uncomfortably warm since I could only easily remove my winter jacket…

  22. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 3, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

    so it doesn’t have to be a dog after all

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 3, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

      Of course not, Joyce doesn’t believe in dog.

      • milu
        milu
        February 3, 2022 at 7:04 am | #

        lookit me! i believe in an invisible skydoggy!

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          February 3, 2022 at 7:08 am | #

          I think the other name for invisible skydoggy is updog.

          • milu
            milu
            February 3, 2022 at 10:26 am | #

            He gave us his son, Down Dog, who got really good at yoga.

  23. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    February 3, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

    If shoulders turn her on so much, I wonder what will happen if Becky sees Dina’s ankles.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      February 3, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

      She’ll have a heart attack and die

      • milu
        milu
        February 3, 2022 at 7:41 am | #

        Excellent Youtube person Kaz Rowe has a video about this

  24. Ivy
    Ivy
    February 3, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

    Joyce reminds me of her sister in that last panel, honestly.

  25. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    February 3, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

    We’ve entered post modern DOA
    there’s current day memes that’ll probably age poorly

    • TheLurkerAbove
      TheLurkerAbove
      February 3, 2022 at 2:18 am | #

      I think Willis at least is setting it up well; instead of relying on the
      zeitgeist and dropping in the meme unannounced, he sets it up via Dina first before introducing it. That way even if you didn’t know the meme beforehand you at least have context.

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        February 3, 2022 at 3:35 am | #

        Even if you don’t know the meme, the strip is still funny.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 3, 2022 at 4:47 am | #

      Eh, sort of expected with a sliding time scale comic

      Embrace being a product of the time I say. Everything becomes a period piece eventually

    • zee
      zee
      February 3, 2022 at 11:46 am | #

      I mean galaxy brain and horny bonk have been around for a while, in terms of modern memes. It’s not like…well basically any given 2016 meme where it’s funny for a few weeks and then beyond cringe to look back on. They’ll die out eventually but i think it’ll be fine.

      Plus we’ve used memes in the comic before. Joe referenced “they’re good dogs, Brent” to amber, and Walky made a surprised chipmunk joke in like 2018 way after it died

      • AKP
        AKP
        February 3, 2022 at 6:39 pm | #

        I had no idea that this was a meme and it still worked fine, so.

  26. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    February 3, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

    haha, bonk.

    • milu
      milu
      February 3, 2022 at 7:07 am | #

      classic

  27. Robbie
    Robbie
    February 3, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

    As though Joyce did not have a similar reaction when Joe answered the door in his boxers, lol

    • milu
      milu
      February 3, 2022 at 7:12 am | #

      true! Joyce and Becky have a lot in common after all.
      like being mad repressed.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      February 3, 2022 at 11:31 pm | #

      and yet, when she saw Walky early, nothing

  28. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    February 3, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

    Go to horny jail, Becky!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 3, 2022 at 1:54 am | #

      Your gravatar either makes that comment contra-effective or extremely effective.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 3, 2022 at 1:53 am | #

    Cool your tits, Becky. It’s not like she’s not wearing a hat

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 3, 2022 at 3:19 am | #

      HER SHOULDERS AREN’T WEARING HATS!

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 3, 2022 at 4:13 am | #

        OH NO!

  30. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    February 3, 2022 at 2:04 am | #

    Go directly to horny jail. Do not pass doge. Do not collect 200 internets.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      February 3, 2022 at 3:34 am | #

      How do you upvote comments? >_<

  31. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    February 3, 2022 at 4:07 am | #

    Shoulders, they exist to Tempt Us!

  32. JediMB
    JediMB
    February 3, 2022 at 4:41 am | #

    BONK

  33. Zee
    Zee
    February 3, 2022 at 5:00 am | #

    I would pay for an entire book of Joyce whacking other characters on the head with a satisfying “BONK.” The last page, of course, would be Joyce whacking herself on the head.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      February 3, 2022 at 5:05 am | #

      That would be lawesome

  34. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 3, 2022 at 5:05 am | #

    men ippon!

  35. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 3, 2022 at 6:25 am | #

    Becky is mire and more desperate.

  36. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 3, 2022 at 7:11 am | #

    Joyce should dig up Becky’s mom and go three for three with the MacIntyres.

  37. Biscuit
    Biscuit
    February 3, 2022 at 7:21 am | #

    I had to memorize the Krebs cycle back in the day. That thing’s got nothing to do with God.

    • milu
      milu
      February 3, 2022 at 10:28 am | #

      No, of course not. Nature is the temple of Satan.

  38. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    February 3, 2022 at 7:25 am | #

    Horny jail for becky

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      February 3, 2022 at 3:05 pm | #

      Horny jail for a thousand years!

  39. Florence
    Florence
    February 3, 2022 at 8:38 am | #

    All we need is Dorothy and Dina to be in the same room with their shoulders bare. Joyce and Becky will be unable to think of anything else.

  40. Keulen
    Keulen
    February 3, 2022 at 8:53 am | #

    DoA Book 12: Shoulders
    Alternatively, DoA Book 12: Bonk

  41. Heather
    Heather
    February 3, 2022 at 8:57 am | #

    In which this strip gets printed put by those many schools I keep hearing about going: see?? See?? We were right to ban tank tops! People do get distracted by shoulders!

    • milu
      milu
      February 3, 2022 at 10:30 am | #

      people get distracted by the randomest things, especially teenagers. As i always say, less banning, more banging.

  42. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    February 3, 2022 at 8:58 am | #

    Panels 1 and 2 are the Golden Age of Arabic Science in a nutshell.

  43. Inbar Fink
    Inbar Fink
    February 3, 2022 at 9:09 am | #

    I totally get you Becky. Dina looks so cute like this!

  44. thumb
    thumb
    February 3, 2022 at 10:00 am | #

    love that dynamic

  45. Kitsune
    Kitsune
    February 3, 2022 at 10:07 am | #

    Followed by Knees and Toes

  46. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    February 3, 2022 at 11:21 am | #

    I really can’t blame Becky for this. One of the hottest gals in the hall just removed a layer. Who among us wouldn’t need a quick BONK to reset?

    • milu
      milu
      February 3, 2022 at 11:50 am | #

      i don’t know that everyone thinks she’s hot in-comic. while there’s a bit of a cult of Dina in the comments (because we’re all weirdos who were bullied at school) other characters have expressed bafflement that Becky could be into her.

      • Axel_Grease
        Axel_Grease
        February 3, 2022 at 11:54 am | #

        When they flirted for the first time, some characters said Dina was too childlike and it was creepy to think of her in a sexual way.

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        February 3, 2022 at 1:12 pm | #

        I believe each characters in DoA, in a way or another, get at least one thing that turn it attractive.

  47. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    February 3, 2022 at 11:52 am | #

    I wonder what Raidah is up to

  48. nothri
    nothri
    February 3, 2022 at 12:04 pm | #

    And thus Joyce has learned the true function of the Horny Jail

  49. jdorr
    jdorr
    February 3, 2022 at 12:46 pm | #

    “Nothing wrong with figuring out why God made made things the way he did” is the motive for alot of scientific advancement historically

  50. Kravis
    Kravis
    February 3, 2022 at 12:48 pm | #

    And thus, a new meme picture was born.

    BONK!

  51. laura
    laura
    February 3, 2022 at 1:18 pm | #

    Anyone know why Becky uses urban slang and speaks with a southern drawl (“peeps”, “bestest”, “li’l”…) but Joyce does not?

    They were raised as neighbors & friends from childhood and homeschooled together, so their language education was similar. (Joyce mentions her family attended several different churches before her current one, though, so perhaps they weren’t always church buds, although flashbacks show them playing together since they were small.)

    Is it just an affectation? Hip / nonconforming / rebel = informal use of English? ToeDad didn’t speak in that vernacular. Maybe her mother did?

    • Joyfulldreams
      Joyfulldreams
      February 3, 2022 at 4:23 pm | #

      I mean. I wouldn’t call that vernacular southern. But yeah she’s just more informal because she considers herself more casual and irreverent. Also, being real, she probably picked it up off the internet.

  52. Wakeangel2001
    Wakeangel2001
    February 3, 2022 at 2:03 pm | #

    sometimes I forget just how YOUNG these people are, still fetishising things the school dress code forbids…

  53. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    February 3, 2022 at 2:17 pm | #

    GO TO HORNY JAIL!
    (Girl Genius-styler) 🙂

    https://i.redd.it/hkun0fu43gf81.png

  54. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    February 3, 2022 at 2:27 pm | #

    Dina knows exactly what she’s doing.

  55. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 3, 2022 at 4:49 pm | #

    Just mentioned this comic to a friend, had a brief discussion about religion, and then officially recommended that they read it.
    So, Cass, I am recording for prosperity, this is the strip from the day I linked you this comic.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 3, 2022 at 4:51 pm | #

      Meant posterity, but it’s meant as a joke anyway, so maybe I should just lean into it.

      • Laura
        Laura
        February 3, 2022 at 6:33 pm | #

        For posterior-ity?
        How about for a posteriori?
        For a poster?

  56. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    February 3, 2022 at 8:10 pm | #

    I read “Figgerin” as “Fingering”.

  57. Hydrohead
    Hydrohead
    February 4, 2022 at 9:23 am | #

    I don’t think that in the Bonking she wants right now.

  58. Joyfulldreams
    Joyfulldreams
    February 4, 2022 at 11:35 am | #

    I really wish Beck could shut up about god, maybe. It’s like. Extremely obnoxious.

    People keep ripping on Joyce and her new atheism but like. How utterly obonoxious is it for a christian who’s all high-and-mighty to show up around nonbelievers and purposefully just refuse to shut up about jesus in their presence.

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