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by David M Willis on January 12, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: becky, joe, joyce

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  1. NCP19
    NCP19
    January 12, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Panel four: That FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

    • darcos0
      darcos0
      January 12, 2012 at 1:59 am | #

      she seems a little on edge

      • Sam
        Sam
        January 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm | #

        “A little”?

        • Anime fan
          Anime fan
          January 12, 2012 at 5:29 pm | #

          She might think Joe was the one who drugged her.

          • Jetstream
            Jetstream
            January 12, 2012 at 11:49 pm | #

            Naw. She remembered the Pastor’s Son bit, and I doubt she’d disbelieve her friends on that being the guy who dun it. Willis seems to be suggesting that she’s nervous around men in general now, and she already didn’t like Joe much.

            • katzgoboom
              katzgoboom
              January 19, 2012 at 7:55 am | #

              Well, it’s fairly common – triggers can come up for lesser things. Hell, after my abusive relationship, the movie Watchmen was kind of triggering because my ex sounded like Dr. Manhatten when upset. I would freak out a little if there was a guy who even sort of looked like him in my general vicinity.

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    January 12, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Hope she remembers Becky and doesn’t leave her on the line for four hours.

    • Greg
      Greg
      January 12, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      That would be like 100 comics!

      • lawzlo
        lawzlo
        January 12, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

        To be fair, Becky might hang up and call Joyce back at some point.

      • Mute
        Mute
        January 12, 2012 at 7:51 am | #

        That would be amazing. 100 comics later, and we get a cut back to Becky, phone to her ear and looking at her watch (or a clock, I guess? do people even know what wristwatches are anymore?). and we all completely forgot about her until that moment.

        • Bluebear
          Bluebear
          January 12, 2012 at 11:48 am | #

          It would have been amazing, but now, because of YOU, we will all remember it and it wont be a surprise.

        • dchorror
          dchorror
          January 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm | #

          I still wear a wristwatch. It’s more convenient than my phone.

          • Joe Harner
            Joe Harner
            January 12, 2012 at 4:14 pm | #

            agreed. I hate fishing around in my pocket for a phone just for the time… things get *lost* in that pocket.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              January 12, 2012 at 5:50 pm | #

              That’s why I got myself a G-Shock, not only is it easier to find out what time it is, I can even use it during aquarobics.

        • Kojiro
          Kojiro
          January 13, 2012 at 1:39 am | #

          I have one of the old Tokyoflash Active Reactor watches (one of these http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watch_museum/radioactive/activereactor/ ), and I wear it when I remember. Mainly because it’s awesome in a completely ridiculous and admittedly somewhat tacky way, and once you know how to tell time on it you can pretty much do it instantly so it’s still faster than fishing my phone out of my pocket, although even with that it’s still more of a style thing than anything. Pretty sure that’s how it is for almost any watch worn nowadays, even normal ones.

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 12, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    So much for that MRS degree.

    • Greg
      Greg
      January 12, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

      I remember a friend’s mom telling me that she sent him to college to get an MRS and not a PhD.

      It took me like ten minutes before I figured out what she was talking about.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      January 12, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

      It’s been changed to a MS degree.

      • Ian
        Ian
        January 12, 2012 at 1:20 am | #

        MS degrees always come with BS degrees.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          January 12, 2012 at 2:05 am | #

          Bachelor of Science? 😛

        • Jason
          Jason
          January 12, 2012 at 1:50 pm | #

          Not true. You can get an MS after having a BA.

          • Ian
            Ian
            January 13, 2012 at 1:15 am | #

            Okay, but you got to make some major changes.

  4. Joe
    Joe
    January 12, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Joe’s anger and hurt at that suggestion are kind of heartwarming, I think.

    • a99steaksauce
      a99steaksauce
      January 12, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      Oh, your just sayin that cus of your name. :}D

      • Joe
        Joe
        January 12, 2012 at 11:08 am | #

        Touche.

  5. wererat2000
    wererat2000
    January 12, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    yikes, somebody has some newfound issues to work out…

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 12, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Will Sarah relate better with this new Joyce or will she want the old one back?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      January 12, 2012 at 3:16 am | #

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeWantOurJerkBack

      Except replace “Jerk” with “Joyce”.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 12, 2012 at 4:57 am | #

        Yes that is pretty much the trope I was thinking of when I made that comment.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 12, 2012 at 4:58 am | #

        …except that the trope is reversed.

  7. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 12, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Glad to see I’m not the only one who absentmindedly refers to girls as “Dude” sometimes.

    • meanderling
      meanderling
      January 12, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

      I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t even see ‘dude’ as a gender-based nominal. It’s either this or ‘y’all’ and I’m still in denial about being from Texas.

      • madd
        madd
        January 12, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

        If it makes you feel any better, I’m from Chicago and I say “y’all” all the time. “Course, I picked it up while living in Arkansas, but that was like a decade ago and I still say it.

        • Kirt Dankmyer
          Kirt Dankmyer
          January 12, 2012 at 10:07 am | #

          That’s probably because English BADLY needs a “you plural” and doesn’t have one. Hence the parallel development of “yunz” as a “you plural” in Pittsburgh, for example.

          • Kannyn
            Kannyn
            January 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm | #

            Gah no Pittsburghese…

        • Dragon Nataku
          Dragon Nataku
          January 12, 2012 at 12:05 pm | #

          Hell, I say y’all often enough and the only states I’ve been to (let alone lived in) are (South) Florida, Pennsylvania, Maryland, and California. ^O__o^

      • Joe
        Joe
        January 12, 2012 at 6:33 pm | #

        I’ve lived in New Jersey for as long as I can remember and I use y’all regularly.
        I’m the only one of my friends that does it. We don’t know where I picked it up.

        But yeah. “Dude” is effectively gender-neutral to me.

    • madd
      madd
      January 12, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

      I’m a girl and I call everyone dude, or man.

      • McGruff the Crime Dog
        McGruff the Crime Dog
        January 12, 2012 at 7:16 am | #

        I’m a guy and I call everyone sister or girlfriend.

        • Izzy
          Izzy
          January 12, 2012 at 10:14 am | #

          Dear lord that would be hilarious!

        • madd
          madd
          January 12, 2012 at 11:35 am | #

          One of my best friends calls everyone girl, but he does drag shows and competitions when he’s not working at beauty school, so I think it’s more out of habit than anything else.

        • Kazasdrakon
          Kazasdrakon
          January 12, 2012 at 10:43 pm | #

          I’m Henry the VIII I am.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        January 12, 2012 at 10:56 am | #

        I like to call everyone “son.” Especially if they are older than me.

    • Animal
      Animal
      January 12, 2012 at 12:40 pm | #

      We have three teenage girls here. They all call each other “dude.”

      It is a matter of some bemusement to me, because when/where I grew up, “dude” was an insult that was likely to start a fight. Young men in those days referred to each other as “pal,” “buddy” or “you asshole.”

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        January 12, 2012 at 8:16 pm | #

        Ah, my father remembers those times. He calls them “The Renaissance”.

  8. Janette
    Janette
    January 12, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    I actually feel really sorry for Joe.

    • Confuzor
      Confuzor
      January 12, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      I think it’s seeing the white of his eyes that does it.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 12, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

        I think it’s him talking quietly to himself at the end.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          January 12, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

          I think it’s the way he didn’t completely deserve that. He didn’t know, and he wouldn’t have said that if he had.

          • wererat2000
            wererat2000
            January 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm | #

            i think it’s the fact that joyce is clearly seeing him as a rapist in his own right.

  9. Brendan
    Brendan
    January 12, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

    …Joyce with PTSD? Down-to-earth, irreversible, non-goofy PTSD?

    Well… that… should be a change of pace.

    • CommentSpawn
      CommentSpawn
      January 12, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

      Damn you Cerebus!

      • Brendan
        Brendan
        January 12, 2012 at 1:47 am | #

        I should have known Willis could only resist that duck’s sweet siren song for so long…

      • Atcote
        Atcote
        January 12, 2012 at 1:56 am | #

        Hey, that aardvark had progressively enough on his plate without being damned as well.

        Oh wait…

    • McGruff the Crime Dog
      McGruff the Crime Dog
      January 12, 2012 at 7:18 am | #

      How exactly did she get PTSD from being told what happened since she doesn’t actually remember shizzle?

      • AJBulldis
        AJBulldis
        January 12, 2012 at 7:31 am | #

        The human mind is a complex thing.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        January 12, 2012 at 2:45 pm | #

        It was still way traumatic.

      • Janette
        Janette
        January 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm | #

        Freudian theory that just because a memory s forgotten or repressed, your mind still processes it, and it still manifests itself in your behavior.

  10. L
    L
    January 12, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    Odd and interesting to see psychological inertia in a comic.

  11. Henry
    Henry
    January 12, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    Aaaaaand Joyce has gone from Little Miss Innocent to Little Miss Powder Keg. Given what happened not twenty-four hours before (in-universe), I can’t say I blame her, but still. Poor Joe that he’s the one that it gets taken out on (instead of on Ryan, who deserves it infinitely more).

    • a99steaksauce
      a99steaksauce
      January 12, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      Well by the predictions on the last comic, it turned out alot better.

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      January 12, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

      Well, Joe may not deserve it, but it is an awful time to act douchey. Not that it’s his fault – he didn’t know. But right now is probably the worst time for him to have said what he said.

      • Henry
        Henry
        January 12, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

        Indeed. A bad case of “wrong place, wrong time.”

        But at least he didn’t get glassed in the FAAAAAAAAACE.

  12. Raine
    Raine
    January 12, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    And this is where Joe, overcome with care and worry for the out of character Joyce runs after her to help her get through this trauma.

    With his penis.

  13. lord of dance
    lord of dance
    January 12, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

    unsurprisingly joyce seems to be on the war path.

    (dramatic voice) …and now with a healthy fear of men and no where else turn all the girl/girl shippers in the community wait with bated breath for whats to come

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      January 12, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      on an unrelated note, who is that? <—-

      • Dedlok
        Dedlok
        January 12, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

        New Gravatars I take it? 😀

        • Dedlok
          Dedlok
          January 12, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

          OMFG! YES I HAVE DINA NOW! 😀

          • lord of dance
            lord of dance
            January 12, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

            *sigh* i already miss congress robin

          • Alex Stritar
            Alex Stritar
            January 12, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

            And I now have Amber. 😀

            • lord of dance
              lord of dance
              January 12, 2012 at 1:24 am | #

              I GOT IT! maybe mystery girl is amazi-girl, thats why no one could figure out who she is

              • Izzy
                Izzy
                January 12, 2012 at 10:16 am | #

                What gravitar do I have?

                • Izzy
                  Izzy
                  January 12, 2012 at 10:17 am | #

                  What about now?

                • Leorale
                  Leorale
                  January 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm | #

                  lots of brassieres!

      • C.
        C.
        January 12, 2012 at 4:06 am | #

        That’s Sierra.

    • madd
      madd
      January 12, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

      I was thinking less along the lines of lickety lesbians and more The Tuesday Blade.

  14. kater
    kater
    January 12, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

    Please let Joe, Ethan or Walky redeem Joyce’s opinion of/trust in boys. It’s truly horrible how close a couple bad experiences almost ruined the gender for me. Without the nice boys I know, they might’ve.

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      January 12, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      prolly better to be joe or walky cuz falling in love with a gay guy probly isnt as therapeutic as u might think

      • Pat
        Pat
        January 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm | #

        Who said anything about that?

    • a99steaksauce
      a99steaksauce
      January 12, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      I say Mike is the best choice. Overall damaging, but in the end you know he is right and you realize your fault. Although I can be fearfully biased on fictional dilemmas.

      • lord of dance
        lord of dance
        January 12, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

        thats not a bad idea, out of all the guys in the comic hes the only one who’s actively defended her.

        granted she wasn’t in any danger and technically he didn’t really do it cuz it was the right thing to do… but still though

        • DagonXIII
          DagonXIII
          January 12, 2012 at 8:52 am | #

          Mike would be willing to point out that she is being unfair to Joe. Since we have seen that Joyce is willing to admit when she is wrong that might be good for her.

          On the other hand Mike might willingly make it worse. Any advances from him would probably wreck the poor girl.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            January 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm | #

            Yeah, I seriously don’t want Mike to be a therapist, here.

  15. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    January 12, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    And we have character development! Not that there hasn’t been any before but this is significant enough to note since two characters within three panels are experiencing it. Also Joyce please talk this out it extremely bad to hold things in because you then flip out at a poor trainee who had nothing to do with @$$ hole screwing you over and poor trainee begins to…. and we need not go any further. point is Joyce talking to people helps sometimes, not all the time because people suck.

    • Spazman
      Spazman
      January 12, 2012 at 7:47 am | #

      I don’t recall any @$$hole screwing taking place….

  16. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 12, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

    Joe, you can’t call Joyce a dude. The proper term should be dudette.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 12, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      I’m pretty sure he’s just using it as an emphasizer, as many use the term “God” (which can be swapped in for “Dude” without changing the sentence’s meaning, by my interpretation).

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        January 12, 2012 at 3:04 am | #

        It’s a secular non-sexual expletive!

      • AJBulldis
        AJBulldis
        January 12, 2012 at 7:33 am | #

        Oh my Dude. Dude Damn you.

        • Spazman
          Spazman
          January 12, 2012 at 7:48 am | #

          ……Dude Damn you, I’m going to start doing this now.

          I can’t believe this. DUDE!

        • Jason
          Jason
          January 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm | #

          Our Dude, who art in Dudedom, Hollowed by Dude’s name, Dude’s Kingdom Come, Dude’s will be done on earth as it is in Dudedom.

      • Animal
        Animal
        January 12, 2012 at 12:40 pm | #

        But does He Abide?

  17. thenoirguy
    thenoirguy
    January 12, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    Then Walky comes in and starts singing, “YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH! YOU’VE GOT THE POOOOOOWEEEERRRRR YEAAAAH!”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 12, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

      I don’t think Walky is a Transformers fan.

      • Joraiem
        Joraiem
        January 12, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

        Well SOMEONE has to, the only Transformers fan we know is having his sad moment right now.

  18. Caffienated
    Caffienated
    January 12, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

    Recalling all the times he got punched in the FAAAAAACCE!

    • Caffienated
      Caffienated
      January 12, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

      on their date 😛

  19. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    January 12, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

    Ya know, when somebody says, “The guys here are just trying to get into my pants,” usually it’s not wise to walk up and say, “if you don’t want us hitting on you, you shouldn’t bring your vagina with you.”

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      January 12, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

      You’d think Joe would have considered the drama of his first week in college before he reaffirmed that he has only one thing on his mind. The failed date with Joyce, the controversy with Roz, and lessons Leslie has directed at him specifically have been no cause for introspection it seems.

      • Scoops!
        Scoops!
        January 12, 2012 at 1:05 am | #

        Well, he saw an opening, and he put something in it.

        • Izzy
          Izzy
          January 12, 2012 at 10:20 am | #

          Bada-ding!

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        January 12, 2012 at 1:52 am | #

        Joyce hit him in the face, and had him hit in the face repeatedly. Someone does that to me, and I’ll go out of my way to piss them off whenever possible in the future. After the way she acted to Joe, his behavior here is perfectly reasonable. It just comes at the worst possible time due to Joyce’s other experiences.

        • Kaylee
          Kaylee
          January 12, 2012 at 11:54 am | #

          If someone hit me in the face, I would go out of my way to avoid them, especially in any circumstance that might provoke them to hit me more! Admittedly, my personality is much more “Dina” than “Joe.”

      • milk experiment
        milk experiment
        January 12, 2012 at 5:01 am | #

        Joe is severely allergic to introspection. He’s avoided it since being hospitalized for Important-Lesson-induced anaphylaxis when he was eight.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 12, 2012 at 10:51 am | #

        Joe *liked* the controversy with Roz. And is self-assured enough not to be bothered by Leslie’s (or anyone else’s) contrary opinions. The only situation that was problematic for him was the failed date, and he already did his introspection on that and learned his lesson: the lesson that Joyce is Ms. Crazy McCrazypants.

        So it’s not that he doesn’t think about things. He just draws different conclusions about them than you do.

    • Randonimity
      Randonimity
      January 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm | #

      This. I agree with this so hard. Essentially, Joe is still placing the “blame” for a man’s rude behavior to women on the women just because they’re women.

  20. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 12, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

    Damn, first his friend and now his first date. Joe’s going through a tough time now.

  21. Chuck Testa
    Chuck Testa
    January 12, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

    From the looks of it, my guess is that Joyce will be in tears within the next two strips, I think I see some lip quiver. Poor Joyce

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      January 12, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

      The next few strips will be Evangelion-style still frames, aka, cut-and-paste panels, with Joyce sitting in a dark room, talking.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 12, 2012 at 2:03 am | #

        Now I am envisioning Walky (Shinji) as he munches on McNuggets over a comatose Dotty while a giant Joyce head floats in a sea of BBQ sauce proclaiming “I’m so fucked up.”

        • Azumango
          Azumango
          January 12, 2012 at 2:18 am | #

          Baka Walky.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          January 12, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

          Plasma, you…

          THAT’S BRILLIANT! And Joe (Touji) gets munched on by a Monkey Master piloted by Walky!

      • BugBerry
        BugBerry
        January 12, 2012 at 5:25 am | #

        so I guess Galasso is Gendo?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          January 12, 2012 at 5:56 pm | #

          Galasso – 50 IQ points = Gendo.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            January 12, 2012 at 8:17 pm | #

            No. Walky’s Mom = Gendo

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              January 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm | #

              Almost; Walky’s mum + Mike = Gendo

  22. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 12, 2012 at 12:37 am | #

    I…hope he’s talking about her fist. Or the fact that she’s colored his opinions somehow.

  23. Alex Stritar
    Alex Stritar
    January 12, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

    This strip strip brought to you by men.

    MEN: We don’t know what what we did!

  24. Layman
    Layman
    January 12, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

    I’m guessing that Becky is Amazi-Girl. Becky is Joyce’s oldest friend followed her to college and adopted the Amazi-Girl persona to protect her. Becky knows about the incident at the party, but can’t ask about it directly so she’s calling to “just see how things are”.

    • yarmulke
      yarmulke
      January 12, 2012 at 2:29 am | #

      are… are you serious?

      • David
        David M Willis
        January 12, 2012 at 2:53 am | #

        Naw, that’s a good guess. That’s totally how I roll.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          January 12, 2012 at 3:07 am | #

          I was actually thinking that guess would be amazing if this were a novel. Genuinely well thought out from a theoretical perspective.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            January 12, 2012 at 3:17 am | #

            Yes. If only this were a novel.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              January 12, 2012 at 3:23 am | #

              It’s Walky! should be a novel…

              …I should take more writing courses.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                January 12, 2012 at 3:28 am | #

                Dude, I want to be a writer! Maybe I could work out a deal somehow… doubt I could make it any good, but it would be pretty cool if it worked.

                • lightsabermario
                  lightsabermario
                  January 12, 2012 at 3:50 am | #

                  Of course, now that David has said that it’s a good prediction, we know for certain that it is 100% wrong. Because a writer would never verify the correct guessers before it’s revealed. He wouldn’t even acknowledge it if it was correct, because that would draw more attention to it. So clearly, the fact that David says it could be Becky guarantees that it is not her.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  January 12, 2012 at 4:00 am | #

                  That’s just what Willis WANTS you to think!

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  January 12, 2012 at 4:09 am | #

                  Hint: Mike came from somewhere.

                • Spazman
                  Spazman
                  January 12, 2012 at 7:51 am | #

                  Your mom?

    • Chuck Testa
      Chuck Testa
      January 12, 2012 at 10:08 pm | #

      You have no clue how bad I wanna ruin the mystery for you.

  25. Skydron
    Skydron
    January 12, 2012 at 1:08 am | #

    This would be a prime time for the ass of a guy who cause all of this to come back. In the mood Joyce is currently in she’d probably need no help taking care of him lol

    In all seriousness though I feel kinda sorry for Joe. He’s in the wrong place at the wrong time. I’m also kinda hoping that the ass gets whats coming to him. I can’t help that really, as I am an older brother. If I found out some guy tried something similar on my younger sister I’d be there in a flash hunting down the guy.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      January 12, 2012 at 7:43 am | #

      Actually, I can totally see Joe doing he same thing, based on what we’ve seen of him so far. Especially after that mini-confession in the last panel.

      “You hurt Joyce? Joe SMASH!!!”

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 12, 2012 at 10:55 am | #

        He mini-confessed that she punched him in the face. Not seeing how that sways him in the direction of being her protector.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          January 16, 2012 at 9:49 am | #

          I’m more of a romantic. I prefer to believe he meant that she touched his heart. 😛

  26. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    January 12, 2012 at 1:16 am | #

    It appears that Joyce is learning the hard way that ‘things can’t be the way they were’. She is afraid and angry, and thats not going to change overnight. Looked to me like Joe was actally concerned in the last panel. I am interested to see where this goes.

  27. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    January 12, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

    Love is in the air <3

  28. Dave McCoy
    Dave McCoy
    January 12, 2012 at 2:13 am | #

    *crosses fingers*

    Please become lesbian, please become lesbian, please become lesbian…

    • Brendan
      Brendan
      January 12, 2012 at 3:28 am | #

      That is an outmoded, dangerous, and sick cliché.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 12, 2012 at 4:55 am | #

        Since is becoming a lesbian dangerous?

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          January 12, 2012 at 6:12 am | #

          I think he meant that it’s dangerous that people assume that people just ‘become’ lesbian because of bad experiences with men, probably in favour of the ‘everyone is born lesbian/gay/bisexual/heterosexual/etc.’ theory. Which is wrong, because sometimes people do become lesbian because of bad experiences with men. Sexuality (particularly for women) isn’t fixed or absolute to begin with. There is no reason to assume that psychology could not influence sexual orientation just as much as biology (or, in fact, that psychology can’t influence biology and so affect sexual orientation through biological change).

          • Kujazlilmage
            Kujazlilmage
            January 12, 2012 at 9:15 am | #

            Except it’s also off-base to completely discredit the ‘born lgbt’ theory…

            And why is it that “particularly women” do not have a fixed sexuality? Why can’t men experience that same fluid sexual preference, too? I’m not asking because I think you’re claiming that men CAN’T, I’m just wondering, why specifically women?

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            January 12, 2012 at 12:47 pm | #

            I think this guy needs to read some Sociological publications.

            Sexuality can be fluid in terms of preferences, but that’s only when you let go of the binary (or trinary) ideas of orientation. It’s not a tick-box. Liken it more to a gradient line with infinite variability (I dunno, 30-bit colour?).

            With that, someone can appear to “change orientation,” but more likely what’s happening is they’re either expressing a less explored part of their gradient, or they’re acting. Plenty of evidence puts more likeliness rough born positioning of gender and sexuality, than a completely psychological shaping through growth.

            To subscribe to the drivel that Zab is proposing is to subscribe to the idea of “this show will make my kid gay!” That’s fear of the unknown, folks.

            /endrant

            • Zababcd
              Zababcd
              January 12, 2012 at 8:14 pm | #

              What do you mean ‘drivel’? Perhaps i should clarify that when I said ‘become lesbian’ I meant ‘change their self-identification to lesbian’, since that’s the only meaningful change that can occur, as sexuality is a ‘gradient’. That’s the only part I can think of that might have been questionable.

              People are putting words in my mouth. I never said that the idea that people are ‘born’ gay should be completely discredited. There is no evidence of it, and no evidence otherwise. (The ‘evidence’ that Tucker refers to is probably the pheremone experiments that have been conducted, which show a biological difference, but as I stated before, psychology can influence biology [particularly neurology], so this doesn’t really prove anything beyond the fact that sexual orientation probably tends to be long-term.) There is definitely no ‘completely psychological shaping through growth’. It seems most likely, to me, that people are born with a particular ‘gradient’ of sexual attraction, and it can then be tweaked by psychology throughout the person’s life. I have no proof of this, and would never claim that this is necessarily the case. It’s not necessary for my argument; although I suppose that because of my lack of distinction between ‘actual’ sexual orientation and the ‘active’ sexual orientation – the part of the person’s sexual orientation spectrum that they act on (e.g. who they date, etc.) – it may have been misinterpreted. What I meant is that women who have had bad experiences with men (often physical or sexual abuse) sometimes switch to dating women, and can continue to pursue relationships with women (or a woman) for the rest of their lives. Perhaps they are simply ‘expressing a less explored part of their gradient’, but the desire to express that part of their gradient comes from a psychologically significant event. This isn’t speculation, and I’m not claiming that it is necessarily anything more than a rare exception to the rule, but I know of people who have specifically stated that this is what happened to them. Apart from the ‘rest of their lives’ part.

              @Kujazlilmage See Leorale’s post 12-Jan-2012 15:10. I’ve never actually seen the studies that indicate that women’s sexuality is more fluid, but I’ve seen them referred to constantly, so I’m just going along with it. I suppose that theoretically that’s another part of my post that was ‘drivel’.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                January 12, 2012 at 9:02 pm | #

                The idea that female sexuality is more fluid is purely a societal thing. Women dating women is more socially acceptable than men dating men still.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            January 12, 2012 at 3:10 pm | #

            There are lots of interesting scientific studies that show that women’s sexuality can change over time, whereas men’s sexuality remains pretty fixed. Those studies state that a man will probably retain his gender preference all his life, so if he’s gay he’ll stay gay, if he’s bi he’ll stay bi, if he’s straight he’ll stay straight. A woman might find herself attracted to people she didn’t expect to, in either direction: for example, a woman might be in a perfectly valid, loving lesbian relationship, and then find herself attracted to a man. Or she might prefer guys all through her teenage years but then find herself attracted to only women for the next forty years. Surprise!

            This does not mean that women’s orientations are less valid or real, nor does it mean that all lesbians are just going through some kind of bad phase, it just means that, for some women, their orientation may change over time, in either direction.

            I think Brendan was referring to the notion that a dick could cause that switch in a woman’s orientation. This leads to the very harmful and false notion that some creepy men have, that they could “fix” a lesbian if only she’d give their mighty dick a chance. Or, the idea that women only become gay because of a traumatic experience with men, which leads to the false idea that all lesbian relationships stem from unresolved trauma, and are therefore bad and scary. Ok this is long. Just go read/listen to Dan Savage for a while.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              January 12, 2012 at 3:22 pm | #

              tldr: Sexuality is complicated!

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                January 12, 2012 at 5:58 pm | #

                PS: Sex usually involves lots of fluids. 😀

                • Leorale
                  Leorale
                  January 14, 2012 at 10:04 am | #

                  tee hee

  29. Terah
    Terah
    January 12, 2012 at 2:15 am | #

    My mom was in boot camp for the army and was raped in the showers and left for dead, and to this day she still has issues over it, though it was well over 30 years ago. It takes a while, and you have to want to, but it seems you can come to terms with it and learn to move on and trust again, though it doesn’t take much to break that trust.

    Joyce can learn, too, if she has enough time to heal.

  30. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    January 12, 2012 at 3:41 am | #

    Joyce touched him.

    In his heart.

    • nekobawt
      nekobawt
      January 12, 2012 at 3:52 am | #

      with her penis?

    • Soundbucket
      Soundbucket
      January 12, 2012 at 4:14 am | #

      That gravatar fits your comment SO WELL

    • BugBerry
      BugBerry
      January 12, 2012 at 5:27 am | #

      her fist has touched his heart, fionna style.

      • Kindof Awesome
        Kindof Awesome
        January 13, 2012 at 7:28 pm | #

        oh glob i thought the same thing.

      • Kindof Awesome
        Kindof Awesome
        January 13, 2012 at 7:29 pm | #

        Aww, I was gonna say that!

  31. MacDiver
    MacDiver
    January 12, 2012 at 5:13 am | #

    I can’t seem to stop imagining Joe taunting her by saying “NA NA NA! I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      January 12, 2012 at 9:14 pm | #

      And then Mike shows up and punches him anyway for being annoying.

  32. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
    AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
    January 12, 2012 at 6:08 am | #

    So Joeyce shipping is a go?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 12, 2012 at 7:42 am | #

      The USS Joeyce has a gaping hole and is taking on water.

      • DagonXIII
        DagonXIII
        January 12, 2012 at 9:00 am | #

        Despite this Titanic setback, I still believe in Joeyce!

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          January 12, 2012 at 12:48 pm | #

          But she’s Enterprising towards a planet-sized problem!

          … separate saucer section.

  33. Archidel
    Archidel
    January 12, 2012 at 6:12 am | #

    Yeah, Joyce is rather on edge, understandably so. Joe isn’t the guy to take it out on though. She should just go to the police and report on the bastard that roofied her already.

    On the subject of that guy; Joe may be rather insensitive towards women, but I’ve got the strong feeling that if he ever found out what happened to Joyce he’d beat the crap out of the jerkass preacher’s son.

  34. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    January 12, 2012 at 6:13 am | #

    It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize Joe wasn’t making a bizarrely out-of-nowhere confession that Joyce had some impact on his emotions–he is referring to the literal touch of her fists on his face.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      January 12, 2012 at 8:12 am | #

      I am hoping and praying there isn’t a double meaning. This is bad enough as is without Joe having impacted emotions.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        January 12, 2012 at 6:08 pm | #

        “Touched” in terms of emotions usually means heartwarming. None of Joe’s contact with Joyce should be considered heartwarming by him unless it turns out Joe is a masochist. That’s why I’m not fond of that interpretation. There is no reason for Joe to feel anything positive about Joyce at this point.

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          January 12, 2012 at 6:09 pm | #

          Unless I’m forgetting something.

          • Jackson
            Jackson
            January 12, 2012 at 8:11 pm | #

            Well, there was this moment.

            ::shrugs::

    • AliaPie
      AliaPie
      January 12, 2012 at 10:22 am | #

      I’m hoping it’s meant both ways…

    • Mystify
      Mystify
      January 12, 2012 at 11:45 am | #

      Because of your comment, I decided to refer to that strip again. So I hit the random button, and it landed me right on them walking into the restaurant together.

  35. Gordon Blvd
    Gordon Blvd
    January 12, 2012 at 6:49 am | #

    y’know………….this whole “Joe is bad/Joyce is good” thingee is REALLY a buncha crap! And pretty sexist to boot cause I damn sure know if the gender roles were reversed for the characters, then y’all would all be SCREAMING for Joe in handcuffs for hitting her.

    you NEVER have a reason to put your hands on someone unless they have done it first………………….so show me the panel were Joe actually touched Joyce……………

    or all y’all telling me it’s ok to hit someone just because of what they say or think or make you feel……………or better yet, it’s only ok if a female assaults a male, right?

    Ok, off the box – discuss 🙂

    • Animal
      Animal
      January 12, 2012 at 12:51 pm | #

      That’s a difficult one for me. My Great Depression/WW2-generation father raised me understanding that there were almost no circumstances when it was permissible to strike a woman, even if the woman strikes you first. And I’ve lived it; my first wife came out of nowhere with a mean right once and broke my nose, and I walked away from her.

      So maybe I’m not the best person to comment on modern attitudes. But I believe there is a huge difference. Men are typically larger and stronger than women; it is always wrong for a larger and stronger person to abuse a smaller, weaker person, sex notwithstanding.

      So as to your specific points: No, it’s not OK to hit someone unless they have initiated the action. I’ve never started a fight but I sure as hell have finished a few. No, it’s not OK to hit someone because of what they say or think. And no, it’s not OK for a woman to assault a man.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        January 12, 2012 at 1:27 pm | #

        My basic perspective is this:

        To talk about equality is to live equality. You can’t have have true equality if you hide behind “oh wait, but I’m a girl!” I think the big question is: in this time where society is generally growing on the idea of general equality, why are people still resorting to gender rolls to manipulate their positioning?

        I don’t see where affirmative action and finishing a fight you start are mutually exclusive. I don’t think people need to be hitting eachother period, but it is a human tendency. If a man punches me, I punch him back. If you profess equal rights, you better expect equal returns. So, you know, don’t start fights?

        • Pat
          Pat
          January 12, 2012 at 2:35 pm | #

          If a person is smaller and weaker than you, there is less need to respond with physical violence even to physical threats or actual violence, and the same amount of force may become disproportionate.

          While the important part is not “female vs male” but “smaller and weaker vs larger and stronger”, the two things kinda go together.
          On average, of course, not universally.

          I (hope that I) wouldn’t react to a man differently than to a woman, but I would definitely react differently to a person twice my size than to a person half my size. The former group includes more men, the latter group more women.
          Make sense?

          • Animal
            Animal
            January 12, 2012 at 3:01 pm | #

            I do react to men and women differently. And after half a century, I don’t think I’ll be changing. That’s just How Things Are.

      • Pat
        Pat
        January 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm | #

        It is always wrong for anybody to abuse anybody. It is easier for a larger, stronger person to abuse a smaller, weaker person.

        And no, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with walking away from your ex-wife who attacked you without fighting back. Unless the person is continuing to attack you and you need to stop them from doing so, that’s probably the best thing to do both ethically and legally.
        That said, I wouldn’t have blamed you if you had hit back, either. It’s hard to do the best thing sometimes.
        And neither part of that has anything to do with the sex of either person.

        • Animal
          Animal
          January 12, 2012 at 3:04 pm | #

          The point is, I would have blamed me if I had hit her back. I was raised with a few unshakable rules that stuck with me through life, and “never strike a woman” was one of them. I suppose I could overcome that if at risk of life or permanent injury, but that’s probably what it would take.

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            January 12, 2012 at 8:28 pm | #

            Overcome your sexually discriminatory psychological conditioning! Go, beat up every woman you can find! Report back when you get out of gaol/hospital. If dead, do not report back. I don’t want to have to deal with a zombie apocalypse.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              January 12, 2012 at 9:04 pm | #

              Don’t troll.

              • Zababcd
                Zababcd
                January 12, 2012 at 9:07 pm | #

                I was joking, not trolling. I thought the mentions of zombie apocalypse would make it clear that I wasn’t being serious.

            • Pat
              Pat
              January 13, 2012 at 1:28 am | #

              Technically, beating up just women is also discriminatory.

  36. McGruff the Crime Dog
    McGruff the Crime Dog
    January 12, 2012 at 7:09 am | #

    Jeez, Joyce, bongo much?

    • AliaPie
      AliaPie
      January 12, 2012 at 10:22 am | #

      Can you blame her?

      • McGruff the Crime Dog
        McGruff the Crime Dog
        January 12, 2012 at 11:59 am | #

        Yes.

        • DagonXIII
          DagonXIII
          January 12, 2012 at 2:09 pm | #

          Joyce hates Joe because she thinks premarital hanky-panky is immoral. She is enforcing her own ethics on him and when he falls short (not because he is a bad person, per se, but because he has a different ethic) she condemns him.
          There are other factors that make her actions understandable and even forgivable, but at the heart she is in the wrong.

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            January 12, 2012 at 8:39 pm | #

            Isn’t that what the legal system always does? Of course, then you get into the definition of ‘morally right’ and ‘morally wrong’. Is it better to decide what is right based on your own ethical principles, without regard to the mainstream view (this being the only opportunity for social change), or is it better to trust the voice of the many over the voice of the one, and conform to popular opinion? And if you’ve chosen the former, do you enforce it if it is against the ethical principles of wider society? If the latter, do you enforce it if it seems wrong by your own standards? Do these answers change if one is in law enforcement or the military?

            But yes, Joyce is wrong. I’m sure that even by her own moral code, violence wasn’t really the best option.

        • AliaPie
          AliaPie
          January 13, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

          Well, what she said to Joe was certainly unjustified, but given what she’s going through it’s a completely understandable reaction.

          Sheltered, home-schooled girl comes to college hoping to find her true love. First date, it’s with Joe, who wants sex. Second ‘date,’ the nice, Bible-loving guy turns out to be a date rapist. So, no, Joe probably didn’t deserve that, but I’d hardly blame Joyce for this reaction.

  37. LiC
    LiC
    January 12, 2012 at 7:33 am | #

    Yeah… she needs to see some a therapist or doctor or something… {:-(

  38. Jackson
    Jackson
    January 12, 2012 at 8:13 am | #

    I has a sad now. 🙁

  39. Jackson
    Jackson
    January 12, 2012 at 8:13 am | #

    I has a sad now.

  40. Lordphulish
    Lordphulish
    January 12, 2012 at 8:46 am | #

    Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqCv_1kGzM

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 12, 2012 at 8:40 pm | #

      I feel dirty after going to that link

  41. ryan
    ryan
    January 12, 2012 at 8:55 am | #

    cue “the young and the restless” theme

  42. Michelle J Caboose
    Michelle J Caboose
    January 12, 2012 at 9:30 am | #

    BTW, apropos ofnothing , I’m in a weird mood this morning…

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      January 12, 2012 at 2:00 pm | #

      Indubitably.

  43. Max
    Max
    January 12, 2012 at 10:49 am | #

    People CHAAAAAAAAANGE

  44. Mitch
    Mitch
    January 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm | #

    Methinks somebody has a crush.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm | #

      The only crush that’s gone on between these two is her fists into his face.

      Unless you’re suggesting he has some sort of stockholm syndrome. Which I suppose is *possible*…

  45. Henry
    Henry
    January 12, 2012 at 1:11 pm | #

    Oh dear. Just realized Joyce is crying in panel four. I has a sad.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      January 12, 2012 at 7:53 pm | #

      We should start a Has-a-Sad Club.

      • Henry
        Henry
        January 12, 2012 at 8:43 pm | #

        Will we have jackets?

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          January 12, 2012 at 9:23 pm | #

          Must have customized handkerchiefs.

          • Jackson
            Jackson
            January 13, 2012 at 6:51 am | #

            Yes and yes. We will have both.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      January 12, 2012 at 8:49 pm | #

      At first I read that as “Joe is crying in panel four”, and I thought you were a crazy person.

      • Henry
        Henry
        January 12, 2012 at 11:59 pm | #

        He’s only crying on the inside.

  46. Pat
    Pat
    January 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm | #

    Technically, Joe, you touched her fist with your face.
    Liar.

  47. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    January 12, 2012 at 6:13 pm | #

    OH SHIT.

    Anyone here think maybe Joyce thinks Joe was her assailant?

    • TSB
      TSB
      January 12, 2012 at 6:15 pm | #

      Nah. Joyce knows Sarah was there when she was attacked and Sarah has met Joe.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        January 12, 2012 at 11:46 pm | #

        More to the point, Joyce knows she GLASSED the guy who attacked her, and Joe is not sporting any bongoin’ new facial wounds.

        Besides which, I’m pretty sure she has been made aware that it was the pastor’s son.

    • JA
      JA
      January 12, 2012 at 6:39 pm | #

      No, she’s on edge around males now after what happened, though she’s probably not aware of it. It was noticeable when she was standing next to the guy in the elevator.

  48. MarcinMN
    MarcinMN
    January 12, 2012 at 7:03 pm | #

    So, some people really think the last panel is referring to when she punched him? It seems pretty obvious to me that he has some kind of feelings toward her. Are we forgetting his momentary speechlessness when she showed up in the yellow dress for their date? I think he fell back on his old habits in that date, which caused it to crash and burn, and now he might have a bit of regret somewhere deep down.

    Also, I do think that Joe would be disgusted by Ryan’s actions at the party too. Sure, Joe is totally out there to get his fair share of ass, but I just have this feeling that he would draw the line at drugging someone. He likes to appear like the macho player, but when compared to Ryan, I think he would come out looking a lot better.

    (And yes, I do think he would like to kick Ryan’s ass if he found out what happened at the party.)

    • Gundi
      Gundi
      January 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm | #

      Well yes. There’s a big difference between interested in sex over a long-lasting relationship (Although the two aren’t mutually exclusive) and rape. One is a perfectly valid life choice; the other is a crime.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        January 12, 2012 at 8:53 pm | #

        Perfectly valid choice, yes. Perfectly valid life choice, sure, but impracticable. Not that I’m familiar with it, but I imagine that it would get more difficult to perpetuate the sex-only approach as one gets older. In theory, this might sometimes be the reason that people who used to utilise the sex-only approach sometimes go through, or transition to, an ‘it’s time to settle down’ phase – because that’s the only way they’re going to continue having sex. Note the two layers of ‘sometimes’ there – I’m certainly not suggesting that this is true of all people who have made this perfectly valid life choice.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      January 12, 2012 at 8:47 pm | #

      Given his expression and irritation at her unfocused outburst, I think the only way to interpret his “you touched -me-” is as “With your fists, in my face”. I cannot imagine that given her reaction to him there, even if he -was- honestly smitten with her, that his mind would be on any positive feelings he has for her. So yes, I do think that his comment there is about her assault on him. He is pretty unambiguously annoyed here.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        January 12, 2012 at 8:47 pm | #

        Gaaaah! I’ve caught your gravatar!

  49. Katana
    Katana
    January 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm | #

    OH TEH NOES, and from now on the comic is super-srs. Sadface.

  50. Kaylee
    Kaylee
    January 12, 2012 at 9:16 pm | #

    Wow, joe.

  51. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    January 13, 2012 at 4:41 am | #

    Poor Joyce. She has PTSD, something all too common in survivors of sexual assault. :'(

  52. Asuka L.S.
    Asuka L.S.
    January 15, 2012 at 7:11 pm | #

    It’s a tragedy, what’s happening to Joyce. We haven’t quite crossed the Despair Event Horizon yet, but this is a patented case of Break the Cutie in action. My bet is that Joyce will Take a Level in Badass before all is said and done.

  53. Jess
    Jess
    November 4, 2014 at 9:31 pm | #

    This is my favorite page and I ship it so hard.

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hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
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It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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