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Whispering

by David M Willis on May 24, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – But Don't Give Yourself Away
└ Tags: charles, joyce, linda, lucy, sal, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 24, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    I admit I was gonna laugh if Linda had instead gone,

    (to Sarah): You?

    Sarah: No…

    (to Sal): Not YOU

    Sal: WTF

    (looks around)

    Lucy: …

    • nobodybasically
      nobodybasically
      May 24, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

      Cue Mae Whitman. “…her?”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 24, 2023 at 4:06 am | #

      Just chiming in here for anyone whose next stop is the Patreon page to guess what happens from the blurry previews:

      The freebie Patreon previews are blurred A LOT less than they used to be, for some reason. You can just about read the dialogue. It’s less of a guessing game and more of an outright spoiler now.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        May 24, 2023 at 12:41 pm | #

        Huh, yeah, that’s really true, isn’t it. You can read the dialogue and everything.

        This one was exactly what we all would’ve predicted, but still, that’s an interesting development for more cliffhanger-y strips.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 24, 2023 at 2:59 pm | #

          Weird because that’s not true for me. Still as blurry as ever. Or at least blurry enough not to make much out. Certainly no text.

    • Angel
      Angel
      May 24, 2023 at 11:45 pm | #

      well sarah’s not tagged so i assume she took this moment to go to class lol

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        May 24, 2023 at 11:59 pm | #

        made good on her escape

  2. Yeet
    Yeet
    May 24, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    wow, linda’s enthusiasm seems to have vanished, weird

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      May 24, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      Not even a pretend huge for Lucy.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        May 24, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        Linda’s a girl. She doesn’t have a huge.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          May 24, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

          Edit’ hug’

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          May 24, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

          It’s 2023, girls have huges now.

          • Rose by Any Other Name
            Rose by Any Other Name
            May 24, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

            I wrote a joke about huges, but then I decided it wasn’t funny, so instead you all get the meta commentary.

            • Rowen Morland
              Rowen Morland
              May 24, 2023 at 1:41 am | #

              Well now I’m just curious. Then again sometimes you safely extract the funny from the rock of inspiration without mean or awkward by products as pollution.

          • Lysbeth
            Lysbeth
            May 24, 2023 at 6:06 am | #

            Some do want to get rid of their huge and get a regular instead, and it’s okay

            • Casi
              Casi
              May 24, 2023 at 7:22 am | #

              I for one am happy with my huge, but i wouldn’t mind a regular as well but sadly medical technology is not quite there yet

              • Jay
                Jay
                May 24, 2023 at 9:17 am | #

                I know a few people with both, but the medical technology isn’t *here* yet, geographically speaking

                • Lysbeth
                  Lysbeth
                  May 26, 2023 at 1:16 pm | #

                  Huge-preserving regularoplasty isn’t common, sadly. I considered it on a purely intellectual, “what-if” basis myself but it’s not worth the trouble of going all the way there when a regular does the trick I think.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        May 24, 2023 at 9:24 pm | #

        Or one for her own daughter. Or a lunch invitation. Or even acknowledgement except when ‘misunderstood and directly addressed.

        People rightly shit on Asher, but this body-temperature biological incubator has less parental love in her than Blaine. At least he felt something. She had more to do with Sal’s stick-up than Asher.

        What a despicable piece of work.

    • Regina phalange
      Regina phalange
      May 24, 2023 at 2:07 am | #

      Honestly, I love this (what Willis is doing here). Linda is being reasonably polite here. Even to Lucy, an outsider, it could seem like she was more enthusiastic about teasing Walky (about Joyce), than necessarily that she was more enthusiastic about Joyce as a white girl. But WE know how enthusiastic Linda can be. She was such with Dorothy and we could read it for what it was with Joyce because we know Linda.

      As someone who was victim to the “well you very clearly adore and make a strong effort with your nephew’s partners but you physically box your son’s partner out of conversations” MIL, it’s so cathartic to see this whole comment section see Linda’s behavior for what it is. Of course everyone would because, well, it’s Linda, but as a victim to this kind of behavior, it’s incredibly difficult IRL to articulate the problems with it without sounding whiny, entitled, etc.

      • Regina phalange
        Regina phalange
        May 24, 2023 at 2:11 am | #

        As a side-note, f*ck Walky for subjecting Lucy to this. His past comments indicate he KNOWS his mother won’t be happy about her, and his parents allegedly gave him the heads-up they were coming (I believe them on this because that is in-character for everyone). At the very least, Lucy needed more of a warning than “oh, mom and dad are here right now—run!”

        • Vegetalss4
          Vegetalss4
          May 24, 2023 at 5:11 am | #

          I imagine Walky might have imagined they’d come tomorrow.
          After all they mentioned they’d come “this weekend”, and given the cast have class this morning I’m assuming it’s still Friday.

          Walky’s still at fault for not warning people before the last moment through

          • Yeet
            Yeet
            May 24, 2023 at 10:12 am | #

            yeah if someone told me they were coming the weekend and showed up the friday morning when they know I have class/work/whatever I’d lose my fucking mind

          • Archieve
            Archieve
            May 24, 2023 at 7:08 pm | #

            Aside from Lucy they are acting weirdly egar and affectionate(for them). Sal noted in an early comic that they were never a hugging family so Linda hugging walky unpromoted followed by the first white girl she sees with a smile is highly abnormal. Showing up first thing in the morning could be another symptom of whatever Linda’s up to.

            • Seregiel
              Seregiel
              May 24, 2023 at 7:15 pm | #

              There was also the whole kidnapping, rescue, and Mike dying so that might have converted their energy to a more affectionate outlet.

        • Liliet
          Liliet
          May 24, 2023 at 6:15 am | #

          I get the impression Walky had completely blanked out on them coming himself. ADHD brain goes brrrr.

        • zee
          zee
          May 24, 2023 at 11:27 am | #

          I refuse to believe walky had it in his head that they were coming. We know how much anxiety he has built up around Linda, he’d’ve been freaking out at least a little. He either didn’t see whatever messages she sent or adhd brain deleted the information

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          May 24, 2023 at 12:01 pm | #

          Wh- “Subjecting Lucy to this”? C’mon, now.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            May 24, 2023 at 1:21 pm | #

            Oh, it’s only going to ramp up.

            If my lowkey-racist parents were about to meet my lovely people-pleasing Black girlfriend, I’d sure want to give her a head’s up! Like “Sorry, my mom is a low-key racist Karen, and my dad puts up with it. I don’t know if Mom will act fine today, or subtly racist, or really put her foot in it. But you should know that you’re great, and anything they do will not be your fault.” Also some “I wish they weren’t even here to act weird at you. But do you want to meet them today? If you want to, how can I support you?”

            Because, if I was about to meet somebody who was typically prejudiced against any of my own groups (such as antisemitic, anti-enby, etc), I’d want to mentally rehearse some of my conversational shutdowns and deflections (my Jew-jitsu?), and have a way out of there with minimal fuss, knowing that my partner would support me.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              May 24, 2023 at 1:34 pm | #

              But yeah, clearly Walky didn’t know they were coming. He didn’t check those emails, he’s kinda on his back foot here.

              (And even if he’d warned her, Lucy would probably just be very excited about Meeting The Parents. Like, look at her, honored to meet Mrs. Walkerton.)

              Guess they’ve got the space of their class together to try and minimize the fallout onto Lucy.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      May 24, 2023 at 3:02 am | #

      I’m honestly surprised she said “and Lucy”.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        May 24, 2023 at 5:56 pm | #

        It doesn’t even work, when neither of the “both” she claims to have been talking about is participating in the conversation

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      May 24, 2023 at 11:00 am | #

      And there, in the last panel, goes her husband, covering for her true drab colors…

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    May 24, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    That mother/daughter relationship is colder than the weather.

  4. butts
    butts
    May 24, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    man. fuck you, Linda

    • Victor Riley
      Victor Riley
      May 24, 2023 at 11:40 am | #

      Second that. What is her problem? Happy with the thought of her son with a white girl… but not Lucy? She herself is in an interracial relationship… so I don’t *think* it would be that.

      But is there maybe some internalized racism going on here? Or some other hang-up? Maybe she doesn’t like people with glasses?

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        May 24, 2023 at 1:52 pm | #

        Unfortunately, being in an interracial relationship doesn’t mean you can’t have a bad case of the racisms.

        My headcanon is that Linda (and possibly also Charles) thinks that Charles is “One of the Good Ones”(tm). That backhanded compliment pits all Black people against each other for Linda’s approval, and lets Linda and Charles get married, without examining who are the Bad Ones, who got to make those tests throughout history, and why Linda gets to be the judge.

        Here’s an article about how Charles’s world might feel:
        https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/06/growing-up-black-in-america-racism-education

        • Victor Riley
          Victor Riley
          May 24, 2023 at 4:45 pm | #

          That would make sense… of sorts. Linda is just awful, and I wonder if Charles sees it?

          Thanks for the article!

  5. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 24, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Unrelated question: do you think the Rutten expy in Joyce’s comic is named Vanja, Suvla or Motoko?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      May 24, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      I don’t know if Joyce interacts enough with Carla to give her a role in the comic.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 24, 2023 at 2:31 am | #

        Once Carla realizes Joyce draws a comic with characters based on her friends and acquaintances but there’s no Carla parallel, the badgering will be relentless until the situation is remedied.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 24, 2023 at 7:08 pm | #

      Jugs

  6. Grimey
    Grimey
    May 24, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    There’s something really bleak about Sal having the same body language as Linda. Like no matter how much you want to escape and be nothing like your parents, their blueprints are still on you.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 24, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Both have a lot of conviction and strong opinions about people, along with something of a self-righteous side at times. One’s just, y’know, not a classist bigot, so it’s a lot better served with Sal.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        May 24, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

        I don’t like Linda but her similarities to Sal make me think there’s probably more to her. Not likely enough to justify her awfulness so far, but she doesn’t seem so black and white evil as other parents in this comic.

        • DailyBrad
          DailyBrad
          May 24, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

          Oh yeah, I doubt Linda is an irredeemable person, and likely has all matter of rationalizations for what she does. Like, she isn’t a Blaine or Ryan, she doesn’t revel in being a piece of shit for piece of shit’s sake. I’m sure we may find out more of her motivations over time.

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            May 24, 2023 at 3:19 am | #

            I don’t think anyone is an irredeemable person. Everyone can atone for their mistakes and improve as a person. It just takes self reflection.
            Even Toedad the Zealot gave up his life to try to fix something when he realized what Blaine’s plan was.

            • Mr D
              Mr D
              May 24, 2023 at 3:26 am | #

              …I may be misremembering.
              I’m not actually sure.

              • Vegetalss4
                Vegetalss4
                May 24, 2023 at 5:48 am | #

                I think you are, as I remember it Toedad released Amber because he believed her claim to be Amazigirl and the plan was to blackmail Amazigirl to make her bring them Becky. He didn’t release any of the others (they where still needed to blackmail her).
                Then Blaine hit him in the head with a hammer because of that, which at first only stunned him and knocked him down, after which he got up and fought Blaine till he died.
                At no point did he actually walk away from the plan or try to fix anything (other than the snag of holding hostage the person they wanted to blackmail with the hostages)

                • Miri
                  Miri
                  May 24, 2023 at 10:56 am | #

                  I think he expressed remorse for the believed need to kidnap the group of kids and thought at first he had the situation all under control and nobody would get hurt (coz obviously they’d all been thrown *carefully* into the cellar)… I think there was a point when he and Blaine were wrestling on the stairs over the hammer that he knew he’d been complicit in tying up a group of kids and putting them into the hands of a dangerous madman and he wanted to protect them…

                  He was wrong, stupid, bigoted, a terrible father, abusive… He was also manipulated and trying to protect his daughter from something he thought was worse.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              May 24, 2023 at 12:09 pm | #

              Nah, there’s definitely irredeemable people. They’re burning the country down right this very moment and they won’t stop, won’t self-reflect, won’t even momentarily inconvenience themselves the teeniest tiniest bit, until everyone and everything that doesn’t fit into their narrow, undefined worldview has been silenced and killed and erased. Maybe it’s vindictive, but I don’t think they should actually be allowed to “redeem” themselves, because that puts expectations on everyone else to accept them after everything they’ve done.

              • Shade of Blue
                Shade of Blue
                May 24, 2023 at 12:50 pm | #

                Agreed. Actually one of the themes of DoA is redemption and how it is ultimately an illusion, which is clutch imo.

                There’s an overwhelming trend in (American) media today to redeem or empathize with the worst people. It’s really frustrating and makes me feel so depressed about art.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 24, 2023 at 2:57 pm | #

                  I don’t think that’s actually one of the themes of DoA or a lot of our protagonists are in trouble.

                  I agree with you about the trend in media, but I see that as because they’re focused on getting us to empathize with those worst people while they’re still the worst people. They need to stop being bad first.

                • Schpoonman
                  Schpoonman
                  May 24, 2023 at 5:28 pm | #

                  Tall Rachel is an asshole and a coward. Redemption is not a story or illusion. People can improve themselves.

                • HueSatLight
                  HueSatLight
                  May 24, 2023 at 7:42 pm | #

                  You might be reading the wrong comic, if “people can change for the better” makes you depressed.
                  Rachel’s pessimism is possibly rooted in her own regrets that she doesn’t think she can be better than.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                May 24, 2023 at 2:54 pm | #

                I don’t think anyone is irredeemable. That doesn’t mean everyone gets redeemed. Even the worst people in the world can change and grow and become better. But they’ve got to actually do it.

                Caveat: I don’t like the term “redemption”. It’s got way too many religious/Christian overtones for me.

        • UrsulaDavina
          UrsulaDavina
          May 24, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

          Can’t say if everyone but my sisters act exactly like my mother who acts like my grandmother( although they don’t insult people behind their backs in German that was my Oma’s own exclusive thing) and then they wonder why they get into fights with eachother.

          • Comic.phile
            Comic.phile
            May 24, 2023 at 2:09 am | #

            Ha! That was my Oma’s thing too, to until a stranger she was commenting rudely on actually spoke German back to her and called her out on it.

            • UrsulaDavina
              UrsulaDavina
              May 24, 2023 at 9:32 am | #

              We kept telling her not to do it but she was never called on it.

              • UrsulaDavina
                UrsulaDavina
                May 24, 2023 at 9:33 am | #

                I forgot to say it was funny coincidence

        • Sombrero
          Sombrero
          May 24, 2023 at 6:56 am | #

          If there’s more to her, I’m not sure I want to know, but I’m sure Willis will tell us.

        • Rogue 7
          Rogue 7
          May 24, 2023 at 3:59 pm | #

          Linda hurts for me because I see a lot of my mother in her. My mom can be controlling at times, and she’s a white woman who grew up in the 70s- she has her biases and stereotypes, but she’s still at least moderately left.

          If Linda’s a 10, she’s about a 2. I love her, respect her, and think that ultimately she’s one of the smartest people I know. But she’s not flawless.

          I think also Linda has trapped herself in a feedback loop with both kids. She came down hard on Sal, Sal rebelled, and so she came down harder, and so Sal rebelled more, and so on and so forth. She coddled Walky, he did what she wanted, she coddled him more, and so on and so forth. In neither case was her initial behavior as extreme as it escalated to.

          Fortunately Walky seems to be well on his way to short-circuting his feedback loop and standing up for himself. Way easier than what Sal has to deal with.

          • Archieve
            Archieve
            May 24, 2023 at 7:19 pm | #

            The thing to remember about Linda and Sals relationship is that Sal did attempt to be who she thought her mother wanted her to be ( ex parents day church school outfit and friendly greeting) and Linda did not treat her anybetter for the effort put in. Sals at the point where she’s stopped trying altogether because Linda’s only going to give her emotional scrapes regardless of whether she tries hard on not.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      May 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
      They may not mean to, but they do.
      They fill you with the faults they had
      And add some extra, just for you.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        May 24, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

        Phillip Larkin. I follwed his advice.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      May 24, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      I would never have noticed that.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      May 24, 2023 at 7:45 am | #

      My dad’s not an ounce of the monster Linda is, but I’m most similar to him out of all my siblings and it irks me terribly.

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    May 24, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    I’ve never read the extended Walkyverse so Joyce and Walky ever being a couple doesn’t even seem real.

    • Dana
      Dana
      May 24, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      She started out with obsession with Danny being like half her character but in the Dumbingverse he’s just hat guy to her. Joyce seems to have a natural aversion to cross-universal romance.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      May 24, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      I think basically all of the characters from the old ‘verse feel like awkward prototypes now after over a decade of Dumbing of Age.

      The Shortpacked! main cast being the exceptions, at least for me. Those still feel like the true iterations of those characters to me

      • Zach
        Zach
        May 24, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

        They were their own fully realized characters, and a decade older than these dumb kids. many of them were also veterans.

      • milu
        milu
        May 24, 2023 at 9:59 am | #

        As is typical of a wizened desert creature you speak enigmatically o Armored One, but i know what you mean. The “old verses” do now feel quaint and tentative, if charming, what with their featherless dromeiosaurs and such. Indeed indeed. Well spoken.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 24, 2023 at 11:50 am | #

        I still really miss Head Alien as a villain though.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          May 24, 2023 at 4:39 pm | #

          Good that he’s still around in some form though

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      May 24, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      I started in Shortpacked! and mostly read random strips out of context when people link them.

      There are some really nice Joyce/Walky strips, even devoid of real context.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 24, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      It is weird to think about. One of several things that make the Walkyverse uncanny.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        May 24, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

        Joyce is secretly jealous of Lucy

        ‘s ability not to be petrified with embarrassment when Walky tells his mom they’re going to be shouting later, less than a minute after meeting her.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      May 24, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

      It worked in the Walkyverse, but Dumbiverse Joyce, by this point, almost feels like a completely different character than Walkyverse Joyce. Whereas Dumbiverse Walky is … pretty much the same, minus the repressed trauma and rage issues. So now the pairing does feel weird at this point (but not completely out of the question, if they both matured some more).

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        May 24, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

        I actually miss the rage issues.
        I liked when Walky would beat people’s ass (minus the accidental murder, the on purpose murder was fine).
        Joyce seems to have the rage issues this time around, but at least she’s seems decently happy recently.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          May 24, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

          Wait, wut? Walky accidentally murdered someone in a fit of rage? Walky and rage issues feels like an oxymoron.

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            May 24, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

            Oh yeah (it’s been awhile, but it might have happened more than once).
            Both Sal and Walky were angry and deadly.
            Sal consistently so, Walky occasionally so, but Walky would have moments that would make you wonder which one was the bigger threat.

            • Mr D
              Mr D
              May 24, 2023 at 3:23 am | #

              He also was an angry drunk

          • Rowan
            Rowan
            May 24, 2023 at 4:39 am | #

            I’ve only encountered dumbiverse walky, and we don’t have evidence of rage issues but it wouldn’t be far out of character – he works hard on repressing his emotions and presenting as “everything’s fine, nothing’s ever wrong”.
            That’s a pretty fragile persona, if he was under a high enough stress to repress, and someone was badgering him hard about it, I could see him being pretty ragey

            • PigmyWurm
              PigmyWurm
              May 24, 2023 at 11:57 am | #

              Yeah, not too far off:

              http://www.itswalky.com/comic/im-not-a-monster/

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      May 24, 2023 at 1:10 am | #

      Oooh…
      @Sirksome
      I’ve told this story over in the Walkyverse comics more than a few times, but since you haven’t read, I can safely repeat here.

      Many years ago now, I decided to run an Its Walky game for my wife and a few friends. I did basic power write ups (in Mutants and Masterminds 3rd ed) and let the players choose characters based on general descriptions. And then I had them read selected parts of Dumbing of Age book 1 as a character primer.

      My wife picked Joyce. Having read Joyces comics from Dumbing of Age book 1, I then told my wife ‘okay, her, but you’ve just suffered a mind-wipe – your basic personality is intact, but your memories are gone – Go.’ (cause, spoiler, that’s how Joyce starts out the sci-fi portion of her career).

      After a cautious start and some general alien fighting, as happens in Its Walky, my wife’s version of Joyce slept with Joe, dated Robin, fell in love with Jason, and bitterly hated Sal. She took basically no notice of Walky who goofed around and also punched things.

      And yet, she was still the same perky, kind, adorkable Joyce – everything she did felt completely in character.

      Anyway, I could ramble on (and have over at Its Walky – often and extensively) but I think that’s enough for a laugh.

      • hastur
        hastur
        May 24, 2023 at 4:58 pm | #

        Dang, that sounds super fun! Makes me want to pull out my old Champions books…

    • bejouled
      bejouled
      May 24, 2023 at 1:42 am | #

      I really loved Joyce and Walky together in that universe. I can’t really put my finger on how this-universe Joyce and Walky are different, but I currently just can’t see them together in this universe, and honestly it makes me sad. The very last comic of Joyce & Walky was them talking about if they would’ve fallen in love if they had met at a normal place like college, and part of me still hopes that is the endgame of this comic, but it is becoming less and less likely.

      • Devin
        Devin
        May 24, 2023 at 3:19 am | #

        One of my favorite things about the contrast between their relationships in the different universes shows that character isn’t everything, circumstance is important too.

    • Angel
      Angel
      May 24, 2023 at 11:47 pm | #

      wasn’t it sort of a self insert of Willis and his wife? because i skimmed through some pages and there was a ‘pregnancy arc’ and he also has kids himself

  8. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    May 24, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    You know, I can commiserate.
    I have dated women outside my race and I was not sure how my parents would react, it is weird. I dislike that is something I have to think about and I am embarrassed that my parents might make a thing of it.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      May 24, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      I have only ever dated outside my race and I have never let my parents know because I just don’t want to deal with it. I’ve listened to my mom being casually (and non-maliciously, but nevertheless) racist enough to not want to hear it. Someday I’ll figure out how to deal with it, but it hasn’t been important to do so yet.

    • Nono
      Nono
      May 24, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      Difference is that Walky knows exactly how his mom would react.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      May 24, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      I (Irish) had a cousin who brought home a black husband and her mother wouldn’t let him in the house. I said something about that to my mom. She said, “If you came home with a black wife or girlfriend, I would say, ‘Come in.'” She wasn’t the best mom, but she sure wasn’t the worst.

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      May 24, 2023 at 1:47 am | #

      I’ll point out the technicality, here–Walky isn’t dating ‘outside of his race’, here–he’s dating outside of ~Linda’s~. Walky and Sal are both biracial, which has been considered the same as being Black in this country since, well, the first anti-miscegenation laws.

      • Victor Riley
        Victor Riley
        May 24, 2023 at 11:44 am | #

        That’s what confuses me… she herself is in an interracial relationship. So it seems strange that she would care. At the very least its hypocritical.

        • Rogue 7
          Rogue 7
          May 24, 2023 at 4:07 pm | #

          “For me but not for you” is one of the fundamental tenets of bigotry.

          But it’s also not like Linda is going to out-and-out state “I don’t want my children to date someone who isn’t white”- she’s going to do what she did yesterday, make assumptions, and then find a reason to dislike Lucy. The words “I just can’t put my finger on it” may be uttered.

        • Kutharos
          Kutharos
          May 25, 2023 at 1:13 pm | #

          Postivie Outcome vs. Negative Outcome.

          Being the product of interracial relationship, I seen a few other couples like this. My own mother didn’t care who I dated and was supportive. Others mothers who had kids wanted their kids to ‘integrate’ with whatever part of society. Some of them see the pain of doing it and assume their children will go through the same thing.

          Linda essentially wants their kids to be higher members of society and dating a black girl is more of a risk for that.

          For Linda, it’s not a matter of race, but chances of success for herself and her children. Her husband is vetted, but Lucy is not.

          Linda cares about herself and reputation, her family are extensions for this. Linda hates things she can’t predict, and Lucy is one of those things.

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      May 24, 2023 at 2:02 am | #

      I don’t think that my family would have any issues with dating outside my race, but dating outside of Christianity could set up a whole fiasco I don’t think I would want to deal with (especially if it was someone actively religious in another religion, someone who just didn’t care would be easier). I got a bit of a glare and a talking to by one of my aunts when I said that family was the most important thing to me in a wedding ceremony (she thought it should be God). As someone who considers religion to be something personal and not something you force down other people’s throats, it can make it difficult at times. My family is normally accepting enough that I don’t run into too many issues, but what religion their family members follow is something I think would get them going. Also the joys of moving to the more rural US instead of urban Canada (where I went to school) or New England (where I grew up). Very much a guns and God area to my chagrin. The fights around here tend to be more about what flavor of Christianity you follow. I am surprised at how many don’t seem familiar with the New Testament, even down to genre/theme.

      • Plonker
        Plonker
        May 24, 2023 at 9:58 am | #

        As someone who made it a point in my teens to read the bible in its entirety, it’s my observation that most self-professed “Christians” I’ve met, don’t have the first clue about what it actually says.

        They appear to only have been fed massively simplified rewrites, or selected short sections of it, often presented with little if any context, but with plenty of home-spun commentary and “explanations” that are outright contradictions of what the bible actually says elsewhere.

        Where “elsewhere” quite often is in adjacent parts that have been conveniently left out.

        Moreover, if you kinda summarize the apparent opinions and beliefs based on observed behavior and their commentary on the world around them when they don’t happen to be in church or a distinctly religious context, most self-professed “Christians” I’ve met are a very far cry from those of the bible and what the “party line” of Christianity in their many varieties claim it stands for.

        This used to amuse me, but these days it mostly just make me depressed.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 24, 2023 at 12:00 pm | #

          From what I can tell, much use of the Bible in church settings involves taking a single passage and basing a sermon around it. With no attempt to analyze it in a literary way as a larger text.
          You learn the basic stories, often in summarized and harmonized form as a really high level overview, then specific verses in great detail, but little in between. Single verse or Picture Bible.
          And it’s not just contradictions, what I find far more interesting is the differences in message between different books and authors. Even in the NT, the 4 Gospel writers have very different messages and understandings of theology. Which all usually get mashed down into one idea.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 24, 2023 at 2:48 pm | #

      My mom once told me if I married a white woman she would never accept her. She may have been kidding or may have changed her mind since then but I always keep it in mind. Now I wonder if that has lead to me only having been with black girls or if that’s a coincidence.

  9. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 24, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky’s sass here is fucking tremendous, it must be said.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 24, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      Yeah, he has a talent for communication. Who knew.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        May 24, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

        I guess that telecoms major might actually work out.

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 24, 2023 at 4:03 am | #

          With a minor in euphemisms.

  10. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    May 24, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Obligatory fuck you Linda. Doubly so. 🖕😠🖕

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      May 24, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      She can definitely be a jerk – especially towards her own daughter. I’ve just never understood what her deal is though. It seems to largely be about status and money, but I can’t put my finger on exactly what she thinks and why.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        May 24, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

        My impression of Linda is an A type personality who never quite achieved what she wanted in life and now she’s trying live successfully through her son. She doesn’t think her daugther will achieve these goals so there’s no desire to take note of Sals life no matter how hard shes tried in the past to act like a good catholic girl for her mother.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        May 24, 2023 at 1:54 am | #

        She’s a racist. And not only a racist. A racist against her own kids.

        Oh, and sexist.

        • Regina phalange
          Regina phalange
          May 24, 2023 at 2:31 am | #

          To be fair, we don’t necessarily know that her favoritism of Walky is about race. (Don’t get me wrong—at the very least, this comic in the context of yesterday’s clearly shows Linda is racist with regard to strangers.) The favoritism is indisputable, but Sal is the only one who has said it’s about race, and she and Walky are literally drawn the same color (and it’s been said even recently they could pass for each other)—their only apparent difference is Sal’s hair is “Blacker,” but frankly this seems a little thin to me. It feels much more like sexism to me. A weird proportion of mothers have internalized misogyny about having girls (I’m talking “boy [toddlers] are easier,” not “it’s harder to teach a [young] girl the realities of how she will need to see this world”—and even for those who don’t, many mothers default to the son as the golden child over a daughter).

          • monkyvirus
            monkyvirus
            May 24, 2023 at 4:39 am | #

            Hmm it’s interesting. It could be that Sal is viewed as “more black” than walky because she’s “trouble”. Her kids are mixed race, so she might view their traits as down to their dad’s race when bad, and her race when good.

            Also her hair could be sticking point. I know many white mums have struggles taking care of their kids black hair, some get help others might take it out on their kids.

            I actually think you and Sal both have a point. Most likely it’s misogynoir. Sal can’t measure up to the white daughter Linda imagines in her head. One who’s hair she could style easily like her own. Mums tend to care more about dressing up their little girls (which is sexist), but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a factor.

            I was forced to be very femme as a child (I’m AFAB NB) and they literally banned me from having short hair even as a teen. People can get very obsessed with girls’ presentation.

            • ischemgeek
              ischemgeek
              May 24, 2023 at 5:03 am | #

              I’m not biracial, but I do have my father’s curly hair while my mother’s hair is straight and +1 to mother’s sometimes hold kids texture against them instead of getting help with it. She’d dry brush my hair for an hour while I screeched in pain because Ive got a sensitive scalp.

              It would have made sense for her to cut it short so it couldn’t tangle, but no. My mother in particular banned me from short hair till I went behind her back and shaved it off at 13.

              That went over poorly. But she got the message the time after that when I dyed my hair blue. She still resented me for not being her dress up doll anymore, but she didn’t fight me over my hair.

            • Uly
              Uly
              May 24, 2023 at 10:08 pm | #

              Look, obviously the way her favoritism shows up is at racially coded. But let’s be seriously here – given two children, she was always going to blatantly favor one over the other. If she’d married a white man she’d still find a reason to favor one child over the other. If Sal and Walky were identical instead of fraternal twins she’d still favor one over the other.

          • vulcanodon
            vulcanodon
            May 24, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

            Assessing “black hair” as a sign of racial inferiority goes all the way back to Voltaire. Even if Sal and Walky’s skin tone were the same, Walky’s straight hair would make him ‘whiter’ as Sal complained back in (checks notes) 2013. The result was a persistent identity struggle for Sal.

          • Dr. T
            Dr. T
            May 24, 2023 at 8:09 am | #

            Actually, Jennifer also said that it’s about race. She flat out said that’s why Linda likes her more than Sal, despite her also being biracial.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            May 24, 2023 at 8:12 am | #

            So, we agree she’s racist. We know Sal describes it as a racism. We can remember that early on Walky describes Sal as black and himself as “generically beige”. We know that Jennifer has described herself as the “white-passing” daughter substitute.
            Somehow though racism isn’t involved.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          May 24, 2023 at 10:04 pm | #

          Definitely, I think Sal being perceived as less white and being female child are why Linda was so quick to write Sal off as the child she would live her dreams through (over focus on any misbehavior, intenalized misogyny) while ignoring her sons shortcomings and complete lack of interest in being a doctor because he got good grades in high-school.

  11. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    May 24, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    I’ve said it before: The antagonistic pseudo-sibling relationship Joyce and Walky have in this universe really works better for them than the OTP of Destiny they had going in the old one.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      May 24, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      I think they were genuinely compatible once they’d settled into a groove with each other, but them getting together in the first place was always very obviously one of those “because the story says so” kind of relationships.

      • Zach
        Zach
        May 24, 2023 at 12:50 am | #

        They’re relationship went from hating each other to slowly becoming a couple. They were isolated with limited options, so it didn’t feel too forced to me.

    • Lux
      Lux
      May 24, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      Definitely agree with the antagonistic pseudo-sibling working well. It’s a fun dynamic.

    • Dana
      Dana
      May 24, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      Also, her not noticing Danny works a lot better for her than the psycho stalker thing.

  12. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 24, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    As long as you don’t shout inside her. Everyone knows you should only shout outside.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      May 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      What if it’s the alphabet and it’s cunnilingus? 😛

      • John Campbell
        John Campbell
        May 24, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        It works better written than shouted.

        Also outside, and a little bit above.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          May 24, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

          Cunnilingus where you use your tongue to trace out letters with your tongue? 🤔

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            May 24, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

            Aaaaaaand my sleep aid is starting to work. Good. XD

          • Jo_cubstar
            Jo_cubstar
            May 24, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

            I completely forgot that the “alphabet method” was something they taught teenagers about how to perform oral sex on AFAB people until you wrote that. Hilarious. Was that actually successful for anyone? I guess maybe the letter “o” lol 😆

            • BarerMender
              BarerMender
              May 24, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

              I could get behind the letter A.

            • Freemage
              Freemage
              May 24, 2023 at 1:53 am | #

              As a basic intro-to-oral-pleasure concept, it’s not bad–it prevents simple, repetitive motion, which a reasonably worthwhile goal in most cases. However, I never, ever tried the full alphabet; I learned it as spelling your name (or hers, for that matter), which worked pretty well. Also, if you’re going to try it, remember your cursive–far fewer sharp angular motions, more loops and curves.

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            May 24, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

            So, “lingus” is tongue. “Cunni” is the vulva. Cunnilingus is literally anything where you put them together. You can recite the Romance of the Three Kingdoms if you want, son.

            • Jamie
              Jamie
              May 24, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

              And just realized I can’t recall your preferred pronouns. Please consider the “son” thing to be gender-neutral, and sorry. 🙁

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                May 24, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

                No worries bruh. 😌
                And for future reference, I go by she / they pronouns, thanks for asking 😊

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      May 24, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Unless you’re shouting inside her and have a bag or have shouted long enough at eachother and one of you is on shout control medication or have had surgery in your vocal cordes to prevent an escalation in shouting

      • Dana
        Dana
        May 24, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        Some people want echos, you know. They are young for that though.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 24, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      Making love is like recording a metal album. You’ve just gotta get in there and scream profanities until you’re blue in the face.

      • milu
        milu
        May 24, 2023 at 5:23 pm | #

        making love is like an amusement ride.
        doesn’t matter if you already know the track, what will truly define the experience is how much screaming you do

        (and maybe how messy you are at the end)

  13. CitrineMonster
    CitrineMonster
    May 24, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Everyday is a little tragedy when you see your mother in the mirror.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      May 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”

      – Oscar Wilde

      • Jason
        Jason
        May 24, 2023 at 5:04 am | #

        Shit, if that’s true I really dodged a bullet by transitioning.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          May 24, 2023 at 4:37 pm | #

          “It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilised life should be.”

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        May 24, 2023 at 8:28 am | #

        Eugh, if that’s true, thank god I’m not a woman. I’ll gladly accept that ‘tragedy,’ thank you.

    • SeanR
      SeanR
      May 24, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      Only if you have parents like the Walkertons. I’d be honored to have either of my parents recognized in my own mannerisms.

  14. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    May 24, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    So will there be enough time for Linda to research The Awful Truth about Lucy before lunch?

  15. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    May 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Well that take long to become super uncomfortable I mean it was already uncomfortable when Charles and Linda showed up but it take long for the level uncomfortableness to escalate.

  16. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    May 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Yikes. Not even an, “Oh that’s nice.” Just flat out disinterest.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      May 24, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

      She is apparently so disinterested that she walked several steps away and can’t even face them while making lunch plans.
      Though I see she got slightly happy at the idea of safe protected shouting.
      Dodged the bullet of her baby boy having any echoes with a black woman.
      Though we could give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she doesn’t want him having any echoes with anyone.

  17. MisterJinKC
    MisterJinKC
    May 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Linda sure seems to dislike black/brown people a lot for someone who married one.

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      May 24, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      I’m sure she feels like her husband is “one of the good ones”

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      May 24, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      My theory is that it’s a whole juicy mashup of racism and sexism. Sal and Walky are exactly the same color — like Walky pointed out the other day, put him in a wig and a bra stuffed with a couple socks, and you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart. But Sal is an outcast and Walky is the golden boy. It seems like in Linda’s world, it’s okay for men to be black, but not women.

      • Zach
        Zach
        May 24, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

        We saw in the flashback that she wanted Sal in the acting gig also, but they wouldn’t take her for having curly hair.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          May 24, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

          I’m pretty sure they said only one kid could be in the hymnal show and she chose Walky over Sal.
          Unless you’re referring to a different flashback that I’m forgetting.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          May 24, 2023 at 5:25 am | #

          Yup. There was only one line, so only one child could go, and she picked Walky.

          Earlier in that same flashback, she yells at both of the kids individually for… being rambunctious little kids. They were both running around the same way, but she put more emphasis on yelling at Sal.

          Poor Sal has a lifetime of maternal micro-aggressions to reflect on.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            May 24, 2023 at 7:28 pm | #

            One is *successful* aka the “good” type of Black and the other is just *not*. – Linda, probably.

    • Dr. Sharks
      Dr. Sharks
      May 24, 2023 at 2:48 am | #

      It would be hilarious and heartbreaking if Linda suddenly showed more interest in Sal once she sees Danny.

      • pope suburban
        pope suburban
        May 24, 2023 at 12:49 pm | #

        Oh, lord, I would just *love* to see how Danny responds to that. I think he’d likely be torn because on the one hand, Sal clearly does still want her family’s approval and he’d be happy to facilitate that (or something that at least looks like that) and try to smooth things over. But on the other hand, Linda is prejudiced and Danny is at least somewhat aware of how her negative treatment has hurt Sal, and that seems pretty likely to bring out his confrontational side.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      May 24, 2023 at 6:42 am | #

      The usual line goes, people who marry someone of a different gender sure can manage to still be sexist. . .

  18. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Linda’s smile and optimism: gone

    Nice to see Charles actually talking to Lucy though! Hopefully we get more of that! Even if he’s largely been Linda’s enabler all these years, I feel like he probably has more potential for character growth than she does.

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      May 24, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      We already have one husband who realized his marriage was toxic and got out, maybe we can get another

  19. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    May 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    It’s the little things that show were Linda and Sal stand with each other. Like how Linda doesn’t even face Sals way in order to not look at her, like she’s an eyesore.

  20. GholaHalleck
    GholaHalleck
    May 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    It’s gonna be hilarious when Raidah tries to hob knob with linda and her racisms shoots her down so hard Sarah debates joining the republican party.

    • PB
      PB
      May 24, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      Thank you, I needed that laugh. That weirdly satisfied, supervillain laugh. XD

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      May 24, 2023 at 7:14 am | #

      Linda is open to all kind of hilarious possibilites, like mistaking Carla for Walky’s girlfriend.

      • Dr. T
        Dr. T
        May 24, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

        I doubt that she’d react well to Carla, especially after they start talking. If you are bigoted one way, I’m sure you can be bigoted many ways (and if memory serves, she is bigoted against poor people too, so it’s not just one bias she’s operating with).

        • Sombrero
          Sombrero
          May 24, 2023 at 10:21 am | #

          Walkerton vs. Rutten: Dawn of Momhood

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 24, 2023 at 2:20 pm | #

            The good news for us is Mama Rutten has the money to squish Linda like a bug if she so chooses.

  21. Mehe
    Mehe
    May 24, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Linda, that is your daughter and you have zero right to treat her that way.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      May 24, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      Linda only seems to think in terms of what she thinks reflects well on her. A child that isn’t a passive pushover like her husband who will follow her life plan? Not the look she’s going for, just like she can’t be bothered to give Lucy a hand shake, not the daugther in law she’s aiming for.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        May 24, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        Edit while she did shake Lucy’s hand it was Lucy taking all the first steps and Linda robotically returning her gestures.

  22. SeanR
    SeanR
    May 24, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    The father MIGHT be redeemable. If he can drop the anchor somewhere…preferably the Marianas Trench.

    I mean, he’s shown his social-climber tendencies since Walky was entering Kindergarten, but here he is being cordial and welcoming to Lucy while the mother gets disturbed by the implications of her son having a relationship with someone who is…not of her choosing.

    And, yes, as DailyBrad said, I love how Walky spelled things out so perfectly.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      May 24, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

      I never took that as him being interested in social climbing.
      It just came off as aware of who Senior Billingsworth was.
      I don’t recall anything being said that implied he was hoping to get close to him through Jennifer.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 24, 2023 at 2:22 pm | #

        It’s the emphasis on her last name followed by “so you live in that big house” and then asking who’s class she’s in and telling Walky to be nice to Jennifer in school. If it weren’t for the first two, the latter would be fine. Hell, even the first one would be fine without the second part. Put together though it seems like he wanted Walky in good with Jennifer.

        That’s not inherently a bad thing – it seems to have worked out for Jennifer. The problem is they proceeded to treat Jennifer better than their own daughter.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          May 24, 2023 at 7:31 pm | #

          I’m giving dad a pass on that one and hope that wasn’t classism. I’d have asked about a lone kid that age there too, particularly if there was no one close. And verify where parents are incase there is a problem. Anything after that and the answer is… definitely that.

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      May 24, 2023 at 8:05 am | #

      Dumbing Of Age won’t end until everyone who started married is single and everyone who started single is married.

      The only exception are the few good married pairs. The 3 shall cojoin into a healthy sextuple.

  23. Archieve
    Archieve
    May 24, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    Yeah and she’s going to continue making her own plans with people who actually make her feel wanted Linda, doubling down by telling Sal you wont even extend a courtesy invite to her anymore only makes you look petty and proves shes right to keep her distance.

  24. Jamie
    Jamie
    May 24, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    Damn, Walky. That euphemism went places and I’m not sure you’re ready to go there.

    • drs
      drs
      May 24, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

      Is it healthy to have sex to spite your mother

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 24, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

        Is there any other way to do it?

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        May 24, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

        Parent spiting is one of the top three reasons for ill-advised teenage marriages.

  25. Golden Yak
    Golden Yak
    May 24, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

    Lookin’ a lot less excited to meet Lucy there…

  26. Cass
    Cass
    May 24, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    I sure hope Sal’s affection for Danny is stronger than her disgust towards her mom, because for once she’s the twin who’s going to earn Linda’s approval if she spots them together.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      May 24, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

      Assuming she looks Sals way long enough to notice who she’s with.

    • Wereg
      Wereg
      May 24, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

      I’d bet on Linda not being enthused over Danny. She just gives me the vibes of someone who thinks women should marry someone from an influential or wealthy family.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        May 24, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

        Wouldn’t surprise me, Linda’s behaviour towards Sal is no different than from when Sal was putting in the effort to please on parents day. Would be in character for Linda not to care about her daugther relationships unless their from a family that can get her son where she wants him to go in life.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        May 24, 2023 at 3:20 am | #

        I don’t know. Seems like she’d think Danny was the white guy for Sal.

        • Allison Branford
          Allison Branford
          May 24, 2023 at 4:39 am | #

          Love the pun, but Danny’d be the wrong guy precisely because Sal chose him. Linda has no trust in Sal, despite all evidence that Sal is more responsible.

  27. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 24, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

    Phew! Run, Sal!

    Seriously, tell your parents that you’re heading to Tennessee to pick up something Marcie left there. Say your friends spontaneously decided to go on a road trip this weekend. Literally anything to keep away from these two because otherwise this arc’s gonna get bleak fast.

    Walky, Lucy, make your escape plan too.

    • Matthew Davis
      Matthew Davis
      May 24, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      Based on yesterday’s strip Walky is fully prepared to fall on this sword so that Lucy and Sal don’t have to.

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        May 24, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

        It’s the least he could do given that he forgot to tell either of them that they were coming.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      May 24, 2023 at 1:25 am | #

      Linda is back to ignoring Sal so I could see this being a Walky and Lucy brave the parents alone weekend. I’m actually hoping for that because I think Sal has probably had enough of that these last 5 years to last her a life time.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 24, 2023 at 2:11 am | #

        I’m hoping so but these two being around makes me worry.

  28. Taffy
    Taffy
    May 24, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    Man, I dunno if it’s even my conversation to have, but Linda’s definitely Doing A Thing right now, right? Pretty sure she needs to knock that off and stop sucking.

  29. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    May 24, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    Can’t tell of this is racicm again or just a joyce & walky joke

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      May 24, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

      Definitely racist in how she loses all her enthusiasm to hug her little man’s new girlfriend the moment he stands next to Lucy. She and Joyce are cannon almost the same appearance wise and Linda knows nothing about either girl personally to explain liking Joyce so much more.

      • NubeTrasnochada
        NubeTrasnochada
        May 24, 2023 at 2:06 am | #

        I’m fact she has reasons to really dislike Joyce what with how she had a fight with her parents last semester.

      • temporaryobsessor
        temporaryobsessor
        May 24, 2023 at 2:25 am | #

        Agreed, her suddenly losing her enthusiasm when she finds out Walky’s dating Lucy and not white Lucy.
        She’s not about to say it out loud but she’s definitely racist.

  30. Laura
    Laura
    May 24, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

    Such sadness…

  31. k
    k
    May 24, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    Anyone else noticing her eyes getting wider as Walky keeps talking? That shaky smile? Hmm why the face, Linda?

    • k
      k
      May 24, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

      YESS A DANNY!!! Avatar Roulette Win for me!!

  32. shrub
    shrub
    May 24, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

    It’s so strange to see how so many of the mothers are portrayed so negatively given how my mom was basically just warm and loving

    My father on the other hand…

    • k
      k
      May 24, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

      If it makes you feel any better, there were some pretty shitty dads portrayed in here too.

      In all seriousness, though, my condolences. Some parents really just drop the ball when it comes to loving their kids.

    • Axel
      Axel
      May 24, 2023 at 3:16 am | #

      obviously it’s anecdotal on both of our sides, but pretty much everyone I know has a fucked up mom. Not always in a mean way, but in parentification way, or a substance abuse way, or a ‘missing reasons’ kind of way (but also in mean, racist, homophobic ways).

      (though, like in this comic, at least as many fucked up dads too)

      • Jason
        Jason
        May 24, 2023 at 5:16 am | #

        I-
        Hmm. Shit, yeah. Now that I think about it… the best mothers in my social circle are “her daughter has nothing bad to say about her except for when she found her dead as a child” (which, obviously, not a flaw but holy shit the impact), and “was trying to raise an autistic child over fifty years ago with all that entailed and also treated her youngest differently enough to her eldest that they’re still carrying that”. Shit goes downhill from there.

        Honestly I think a big problem is that often- not always, but often- bad motherhood involves a lot of emotional damage. Bad fatherhood is more likely to involve absence. (Not saying that’s an inherent difference between genders but more that it’s a socially pushed one.)

  33. Savail
    Savail
    May 24, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

    Can someone help me out with Linda’s “smile” in panel 4? From knowledge of her character, I’m assuming it’s a tight-lipped, forced polite smile?

    Also, I know Sarah is off-screen probably, but I like to imagine she’s running and that Joyce is watching her do so in the last panel where she’s looking off panel.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      May 24, 2023 at 1:20 am | #

      Exactly, Lucy is smiling and holding out her hand so Linda mirrors the action out of social obligation.

  34. Suet
    Suet
    May 24, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

    Walky sure gets invited to these plans quite often.

    Not even asking if Sal is whispering with anyone, sad.

  35. Maggie
    Maggie
    May 24, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

    Linda isn’t even going to try with her daughter, is she?

  36. Kenny Williams
    Kenny Williams
    May 24, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

    Honestly after years of trying, she probably has given up on Sal. Thats not saying she’s right to act this way, but Sal is hardley blameless. My curiosity is if she’s rascist why did she marry a black man?

    Also fun remembering the it’s walky strips where him and Joyce were married lol.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 24, 2023 at 2:16 am | #

      “Trying”.

      Uh-huh.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      May 24, 2023 at 3:18 am | #

      She gave up on Sal the minute Walky came out of the womb whiter than Sal.

    • Uly
      Uly
      May 24, 2023 at 8:25 am | #

      1. There is no evidence that she was ever a good mother to either child. All flashbacks suggest otherwise.

      2. Sexist people get straight married all the time. Weird, but nobody says somebody can’t be sexist just because his wife is a woman.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      May 24, 2023 at 9:16 am | #

      I’m not sure what you want to “blame” Sal for. Her parents have taught her at best they won’t give her any love or support – usually they actually actively work against her – and she has been forced to learn to live without them. Case closed, except for when they find out they do want a relationship with her after all.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        May 24, 2023 at 8:20 pm | #

        I too know what it’s like to live without parents because of their bigotry. Not fun. 😔

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      May 24, 2023 at 10:01 am | #

      Nice victim blaming.

  37. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    May 24, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

    I honestly hoped Joyce would just run away, because I’d love to see Linda suddenly realize she was stuck alone with a bunch of Black people, even if most of them are related to her.

    Ah well.

  38. Kenny Williams
    Kenny Williams
    May 24, 2023 at 1:39 am | #

    Though looking back its hard to remember, Sal’s always been rebellious against her parents right? Strips gone on so long I dont remember.

    Regardless, I look forward to Linda’s eventual flashback or confession to find out what her deal actually is.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 24, 2023 at 2:13 am | #

      Not always, but for a long time. Whenever she started noticing her parents paid more attention to and treated her brother better.

    • Jason
      Jason
      May 24, 2023 at 5:19 am | #

      Not always, no. As small children Walky is more commonly portrayed as being vaguely… rebellious? That’s not the right word but he was more likely to speak out of turn and not act the good well-mannered little kid, whereas young Sal is portrayed more as quiet and polite.

      The earliest turning point that I recall is over Marcie.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 24, 2023 at 8:51 am | #

        Examples? Because I’m not sure I remember that. The earliest bit I can think of is the acting scene, where they’re both running around and Linda yells at Sal and picks Walky for the part. Then the playground meeting with Marcie.

        I guess the meeting with Jennifer? Though Linda isn’t there. Walky’s showing the little boy grossness with booger jokes and stuff, but he also makes sure to help Jennifer while Sal just runs on ahead.

  39. Hazel
    Hazel
    May 24, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

    It looks like Charles might be trying to make Lucy more comfortable. And Linda *did* invite her to lunch, sort of. Maybe the kid can catch a break.

    …I wonder whether he’ll say anything to Sal. Sorry, “Sally”.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 24, 2023 at 2:18 am | #

      And Walky looks a little surprised by this.

  40. CJ
    CJ
    May 24, 2023 at 2:04 am | #

    If Sal actually mirrored her mother completely, she wouldn’t be looking at her but away, too.

  41. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    May 24, 2023 at 2:32 am | #

    The Walkyverse: am I a joke to you?

  42. eskimolos
    eskimolos
    May 24, 2023 at 2:45 am | #

    Really, it’s best Linda doesn’t know that her daughter is dating a clean cut nice white boy, the magic of Danny would vanish -instantly- with this woman’s approval.

    • The Oracle
      The Oracle
      May 24, 2023 at 3:06 am | #

      It’s a bad spot to be in. Danny is exactly the kind of guy Linda would want for her kid, but if she knows about him, that’s a strange sort of false positivity waiting to happen. Like a parent thinking you picked the car they wanted you to get because it was their idea, when you actually got it because it has good mileage and heated seats for the winter months.

  43. Acher4
    Acher4
    May 24, 2023 at 2:51 am | #

    I have to say.
    Linda’s half smile in panel four vs Charle’s full smile in panel five… speaks volumes.

    It makes me wonder… How are they even together?

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      May 24, 2023 at 3:42 am | #

      Appearances.

      Literally that’s it.

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      May 24, 2023 at 7:51 am | #

      A lot of bigots fetishize their targets.

  44. Imp
    Imp
    May 24, 2023 at 3:20 am | #

    I hope Linda gets run over by a brand new combine harvester.

  45. Tarkara
    Tarkara
    May 24, 2023 at 4:18 am | #

    Linda sure did back dash out of that handshake, huh

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 24, 2023 at 8:04 pm | #

      She did the backwards stair jump from Mario 64.

  46. Callid13
    Callid13
    May 24, 2023 at 4:45 am | #

    Y’know, we always talk about how Linda is treating her kids, but maybe we should also give a thought to how the narrative is treating poor Charles XD

    Like, he’s clearly talking to his son here, but we don’t get to hear what is actually being said because the focus is always on Linda. Guy just can’t catch a break 😡

  47. eh, whatever
    eh, whatever
    May 24, 2023 at 5:26 am | #

    Panel 4: cute overload

  48. Freezer
    Freezer
    May 24, 2023 at 5:54 am | #

    I want Joyce and Walky to meet their Walkyverse selves now more than ever!

  49. Thomas
    Thomas
    May 24, 2023 at 6:06 am | #

    People have given Charles flack for being a less than stellar parent, but by now it should be clear that he’s still better than Linda, similar to how Hank holds up in comparison to Carol.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      May 24, 2023 at 1:52 pm | #

      People have given ditchwater flack for being a less than stellar drink, but it’s better than poison!

  50. Alaric
    Alaric
    May 24, 2023 at 6:10 am | #

    Walky: “It’s not like Joyce and I, in some other universe, have some sort of extremely close, ‘meant to be together’ kind of relationship or something.”

    Joyce: “Ew, no. Or like we’re, yuck, MARRIED or something. Or together in every possible world.”

    Walky: “Why would anybody even THINK that?!”

  51. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    May 24, 2023 at 7:10 am | #

    Joyce/Walky: Gross and weird (and seemingly Canadian). Those were the times.

  52. Hat
    Hat
    May 24, 2023 at 9:14 am | #

    For the record, I would totally enjoy seeing Joyce and Walky get together. (Ignoring that I enjoy Joe/Joyce, and Lucy’s… fine).

    They’re both silly but can be serious. They’re both immature and actively growing (everyone is, but I feel like those two moreso). They both find each other attractive. They both can drive each other crazy, but also are fundamentally good people.

    • Blue
      Blue
      May 24, 2023 at 12:23 pm | #

      There’s another Willis comic about that

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 24, 2023 at 9:31 pm | #

        Several, in fact!

    • Angel
      Angel
      May 25, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

      i can imagine a situation where they’ve already graduated and reconnect like, 15 years later after both or one of them have been through a divorce or so, this version of joyce/walky rn feels more like siblings to me but to each their own

      Or the classic adhd/autism ship XD

  53. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    May 24, 2023 at 10:23 am | #

    I’m just realized that maybeee Linda didn’t intend to invite Lucy for lunch and just reacted to Sal rejection.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 24, 2023 at 6:37 pm | #

      oh. I see it now too.

    • Angel
      Angel
      May 25, 2023 at 1:40 am | #

      i’d hope she’d extend a courtesy to lucy even if she didn’t like her as much as dorothy

      but either way unless they all s tayed at the school cafeteria i’m sure walky would’ve been like “hey join us for lunch so im not stuck in an awkward one on one lunch with my parents”

  54. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    May 24, 2023 at 10:55 am | #

    Lucy likes where the previously quiet Walky is headed.

  55. Shade of Blue
    Shade of Blue
    May 24, 2023 at 12:37 pm | #

    Quite a few women in my life have experienced similar situations with their mothers. The particulars are different but in general it seems that after reaching a certain age their mothers suddenly seemed to resent them. I’ve heard of intentional neglect, bizarre accusations, exploitation and generally spiteful behavior from mothers toward their daughters in these situations. Sal reminds me of a couple of these women and her experience with her mother seems similar. Their mutual resentment has grown over time and ossified.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 24, 2023 at 3:02 pm | #

      “After reaching a certain age”, which in Sal’s case seems to be “as a toddler”?

      • Shade of Blue
        Shade of Blue
        May 25, 2023 at 2:00 pm | #

        Oh yeah, I forgot about some of those flashbacks.

        The women im thinking of describe hitting like 9 or 10 when this behavior starts.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      May 24, 2023 at 4:41 pm | #

      Did you read any of the flashback strips concerning Sal? There were a lot of them. Linda was the aggressor every time.

      • Shade of Blue
        Shade of Blue
        May 25, 2023 at 1:59 pm | #

        Never said Linda wasn’t the aggressor or that the behavior I described comes entirely from the mom.

  56. TerribleTransit
    TerribleTransit
    May 24, 2023 at 2:18 pm | #

    Just some random observations:

    1. Despite his anxieties, Walky really has been consistently reaffirming his commitment to Lucy and their relationship lately. I don’t know if they’ll make it long-term but I really hope this is enough evidence for the doomers saying they need to break up right now because he’s not interested. I know it’s not gonna be, but I can hope.

    2. Look at Charles go. Being an okay parent and actually taking an interest and getting to know his son’s significant other. Walky doesn’t even look too upset so maybe he’s not being too disagreeable (I think Lucy would be smiling regardless given her reaction to Linda)

  57. LIGHTWEIGHT BAYBEE
    LIGHTWEIGHT BAYBEE
    May 24, 2023 at 5:26 pm | #

    Joyce and Walky
    no way
    i mean c’mon
    It’s Walky!
    i can’t even see them as
    Roomies

    • Kazuma Taichi
      Kazuma Taichi
      May 24, 2023 at 6:44 pm | #

      it’s a crime that it got this late in the day and you’re the first one to pull this wordplay

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      May 24, 2023 at 11:54 pm | #

      Very nice!

  58. Mark
    Mark
    May 24, 2023 at 7:26 pm | #

    Panels 1 and 2: uh-oh! we know what that means!

  59. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    May 24, 2023 at 9:46 pm | #

    I have to wonder how this raging racist married a black man

    • TheScreenJockey
      TheScreenJockey
      May 24, 2023 at 9:49 pm | #

      A HUGE number of racists have a one or two people of color in their lives, whom they believe to be “different” from all the OTHER people of color they don’t know but are sure are awful. THAT person may have somehow gotten past the prejudice to actually be recognized as an individual, but that doesn’t stop them from continuing to put all the other POC they meet into a nasty little bin.

      • TheScreenJockey
        TheScreenJockey
        May 24, 2023 at 9:51 pm | #

        I know because I’m often the person of color who they regard as the “exception.” Due to the circumstances of my upbringing, education, and career, I’ve been the only black person in a LOT of white people’s lives. And they all liked me just fine. Some liked me a LOT, and I considered them friends for a while, but that didn’t stop them from still being racists. None of those people are in my life anymore, but it’s a kind of person I have a great deal of experience with, and pretty often spot that dynamic when other black folks are in it.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      May 24, 2023 at 10:22 pm | #

      Calling they had a fling, she got pregnant with Sal, had to marry him because reasons. Walky happened because “we fucked up one kid, let’s try for real this time”

      • Huttj
        Huttj
        May 24, 2023 at 10:27 pm | #

        Aren’t Sal and Walky twins?

    • Diane
      Diane
      May 24, 2023 at 11:53 pm | #

      He’s only half. Remember, he’s only half black when you want to pull the “I’m not a racist” card. Otherwise, I’m sure she just thinks of him as half white.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/whitelady/

  60. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    May 24, 2023 at 11:05 pm | #

    Speaking of walkyverse counterparts and Linda and Charles, I hope Beef will still be a funny bonus strip nominee in three weeks.

  61. Angel
    Angel
    May 24, 2023 at 11:43 pm | #

    oofl well at least she isn’t draggin sal into a lunch but i assume during their breaks they probably argued a lot

  62. Felian
    Felian
    May 26, 2023 at 3:13 am | #

    Well, duh
    How can you expect your daughter to not have made lunch plans if she did not even know that you were visiting her?
    excuse me for having a life that does not plan for my parents *possibly* coming for a visit….
    If she *wanted* to hang out with Sal, she should have talked to BOTH her kids. But we already know she doesn’t treat her kids equally…….

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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
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Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 14h
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
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Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 1d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 1d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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