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May 12, 2026

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by David M Willis on June 24, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – But Don't Give Yourself Away
└ Tags: asher, booster, ethan

Discussion (204) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 24, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    *Booster teleports in* “My services are needed.”

    *hoping Asher doesn’t just want to know who’s Ethan’s stylist*

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      June 24, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

      Text nothing, Amber’s gonna want a whole FANFIC about this lolololol

      • sultryglebe
        sultryglebe
        June 24, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        I think Amber will be happy to do the writing on the fanfic.

        • Freemage
          Freemage
          June 24, 2023 at 1:10 am | #

          Yeah, but it’ll take longer for her to do, since typing one-handed is always trickier.

          • Casi
            Casi
            June 24, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

            I’m still surprised Zack Snyder was able to not only write Suckerpunch one handed, but direct it one handed

          • Delmore Slim
            Delmore Slim
            June 24, 2023 at 1:58 pm | #

            I assume he must have been using what was in his hand to point

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 24, 2023 at 4:14 pm | #

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/weeenus/

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            June 24, 2023 at 3:47 pm | #

            As a draftsman, you can get used to typing left/one-handed. What it doesn’t look like though, is Jonathan Pryce’s “Elliott Carver” rando-key-mashing from Tomorrow Never Dies.

    • Risky
      Risky
      June 24, 2023 at 2:10 am | #

      Since multiple boosters has been confirmed in this post-Mike world, they could easily be anywhere. Sic.

  2. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 24, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Help, Booster being there the whole time is so fucking funny, milu that means they were there in that scene you drew I–

    • Angel
      Angel
      June 24, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      gotta love being the friend/third party that quietly watches someone else come up to your group/friends lol

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

      They’re the 3rd Person POV (??)

    • Lysbeth
      Lysbeth
      June 24, 2023 at 1:39 am | #

      Booster is always there, just slightly off-panel

    • milu
      milu
      June 24, 2023 at 5:28 am | #

      It was already wildly inappropriate but this actually makes it worse 😄

      • Dante
        Dante
        June 24, 2023 at 2:24 pm | #

        You mispelled better fbfjfj

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        June 24, 2023 at 3:54 pm | #

        Hqving gone back just to find what folks are talking about,

        1. Wow, that is solid artistry. You put a lot into that, and it looks really good. (it’s been a while since I saw one of your homages to Willis)
        2. What’s inappropriate? Booster didn’t complain and even introduced Ethan after.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          June 24, 2023 at 10:50 pm | #

          It’s inappropriate for Booster to text Amber about Asher performing cunnilingus on Ethan. That should stay private between the two of them—and Booster, and any random bystanders who happened to be in the area—can’t two fellas just have public sexual intercourse anymore without gossipmongers violating their public privacy?

          • TerribleTransit
            TerribleTransit
            June 24, 2023 at 11:39 pm | #

            It’s inappropriate for Booster to text Amber about it when they were perfectly capable of sending her a video file, or at least a picture.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            June 25, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

            Wait… cunnilingus? On Ethan?

  3. katosen27
    katosen27
    June 24, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Booster, wingman extraordinaire.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 24, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      Joe’s wingman status is… well it would be threatened if it existed at all.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        June 24, 2023 at 2:19 am | #

        Low bar to clear

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      June 24, 2023 at 10:36 am | #

      Wingthem*

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        June 24, 2023 at 11:54 am | #

        wing person.

        • Kelibath
          Kelibath
          June 24, 2023 at 5:26 pm | #

          Wingfam.

  4. Cholma
    Cholma
    June 24, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Booster’s not only Ethan’s “new friend”, he’s also his WINGMAN! 😀

    • Angel
      Angel
      June 24, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

      well, amber did originally want to pair up him and booster, so i guess they’d thought it’d be ok to suggest a new person though it’s just bad luck on their part that it happens to be asher lol

      • Dante
        Dante
        June 24, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        Smallest campus ever, but I feel like that’s Indiana (?)*

        (*not from the US)

        • CrazyJ
          CrazyJ
          June 24, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

          This is the Bloomington campus I think. If so it’s actually quite large, with 45K students. I actually went to a smaller state college with about 8K students where it’s a little more realistic to run into the same people more often, but for flagship state colleges they tend to be the biggest universities around, even in a state like Indiana.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            June 24, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

            But in my experience at a similar size college, it’s not uncommon to run into the same people. That’s compounded by other specific groups you might be part of. The trans community there maxes out at like two degrees of separation.

            • morleuca
              morleuca
              June 24, 2023 at 6:05 am | #

              Though that’s compounded by the fact that we are such a small percentage of the population…and we seem to have a proclivity for very specific majors.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      June 24, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      *they

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        June 24, 2023 at 11:26 am | #

        At first, I thought you were confusing “his WINGMAN” to mean Booster. (I like the mention in the comments of using “wingmate” instead) but then I see that I did make the error of using “he’s” when I should of said “they’re”. Thanks for pointing it out!

    • Nono
      Nono
      June 24, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      What’s the gender neutral version of wingman?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 24, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        I’ve had this conversation! We arrived at “wingmate.”

        • Dante
          Dante
          June 24, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

          Better than “wingperson”, which I’ve heard as well. I might be stealing it 8D

          • Andy
            Andy
            June 24, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

            Nono, stir up controversy first so winggate can be created, but I’d agree wingmate is a good term.

            • Kelibath
              Kelibath
              June 24, 2023 at 5:28 pm | #

              I came in late with “wingfam” a minute ago but you’ve all been discussing this since pre midnight UK time let alone US

              • Dante
                Dante
                June 24, 2023 at 10:53 pm | #

                WINGFAM. That’s delightful!! I tend to use “fam” to replace “dude” and “bro” as a gender neutral, skjdg – I’m taking it too 8D

        • brumagem
          brumagem
          June 24, 2023 at 10:37 am | #

          Wingfolk? No that’s more like the Rito from LoZ

  5. Jonah Sanville
    Jonah Sanville
    June 24, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    booster: the guy who helped kill ur dad has a crush on ethan

    amber: this is gonna make an amazing fanfic

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      June 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      I don’t think booster was here last semester so they wouldn’t know about everything that took place

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 24, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

        Nor that Amber and Walky had collectively decked Asher last semester.

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        June 24, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

        More like they’ve been filled in on the whole story- except the part no one seems to know, that Asher was involved.

      • Bysmerian
        Bysmerian
        June 24, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        I got the impression that they were, but they were seeking a different roommate because their previous one was an asshole about their gender.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      June 24, 2023 at 8:04 am | #

      Oh man. And yet, here for this drama still.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      June 24, 2023 at 10:45 am | #

      Inbuilt Drama Grenade ready to go off at some point in the future

      them malarkeys is going to be awesome

  6. TulipKitten
    TulipKitten
    June 24, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Ok, maybe they should bang to spite Jennifer. But it still is an explosion waiting to happen.

  7. Jon
    Jon
    June 24, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    What

    Is Booster Ethan’s fuckin handler or nanny or something now

    • Switchchris
      Switchchris
      June 24, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      To be fair, he kinda needs somebody to be there for him like that atm, or else he would just be staying in his room avoiding all contact and probably teetering on edge of Suicide.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 24, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

      I think the legal term is “friend”.

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      June 24, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

      Booster is there to make plot things happen when Willis doesn’t want to spend a lot of time making it occur organically.

      • darkgloomie
        darkgloomie
        June 24, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

        Ah, so they’re the ninja.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 24, 2023 at 4:29 am | #

      Amber asked Booster to be Ethan’s friend.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/resolved-2/

    • Yeet
      Yeet
      June 24, 2023 at 9:13 am | #

      bro have you never wingmanned for someone before

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        June 24, 2023 at 11:19 pm | #

        There’s a difference between ‘wingmanning’ and ‘muppeteering’. If Booster had been behind the wall instead of on it, we would’ve been in full-blown Cyrano territory.

  8. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 24, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    So Booster as teleport ability LOL

    It’s like this comic practically runs on game logic XD

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      I wanna think they were there the entire time, BUT!! Asher didn’t notice. Bishie moment too hardcore.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      June 24, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

      Booster not being visible two strips ago is a visual metaphor for Asher’s tunnel vision being suddenly enraptured… or they scooched over in a narrative-convenient way.

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      June 24, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

      Perhaps their power is invisibility

      • Raen
        Raen
        June 24, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

        They are the reincarnation of Sergio Leone, penance for Leone’s misogyny.

  9. Golden Yak
    Golden Yak
    June 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Booster was actually there all along, Ethan’s hotness haze just cloaked him, like a starship hiding in a star’s corona.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      June 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      Them* Booster is non-binary and uses gender-neutral pronouns.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      June 24, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      *They

  10. Dara
    Dara
    June 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Ah, Asher is the second-shift crew.

  11. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 24, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    I adore that Booster is present, but then again, I actually kind of like Booster, certainly more than a lot of commenters tend to.

    Besides, if it gets Ethan to go to like, any of his classes, it’s probably a positive.

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      There’s a small but fierce Booster Appreciation Squad that did a roll call some time ago :33

      • Holly
        Holly
        June 24, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

        Oh, I musta missed that! I like Booster too.
        Looking forward to seeing their character growth.

      • zee
        zee
        June 24, 2023 at 1:05 pm | #

        Yeeee that was me. I got kind of exhausted by life and the sheer amount of booster hate but if anyone wants to take over I’d encourage it
        Kinda nice seeing people remember my lil booster love threads :3

    • Bash
      Bash
      June 24, 2023 at 5:02 am | #

      They’re presented well here so I’m not seeing as much Booster hate as usual.

  12. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    June 24, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Amber will be excited that Ethan is possibly enrolled in and going to class.

  13. k
    k
    June 24, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    Happy Pride month to these THREE specifically.

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 2:32 am | #

      Together?

      (…..huh.)

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        June 24, 2023 at 4:13 am | #

        My guess: Asher and Ethan, maybe – Ethan and Booster, maybe – but I don’t think either Asher or Booster would be attracted to each other or even like each other much. So they might have a sort of two-legs-of-a-triangle friends-with-benefits, but they wouldn’t be a polycule.

        • Bash
          Bash
          June 24, 2023 at 5:01 am | #

          Are you kidding? Booster would have an absolute field day with someone like Asher.

          • brumagem
            brumagem
            June 24, 2023 at 10:44 am | #

            I was about to say Asher would hate that BUT after 3 seconds of thought realized Asher has very little we’ve seen in terms of friends who are good listeners and aren’t invested in the idea of him as a future mob connection.

            • Dante
              Dante
              June 24, 2023 at 10:49 pm | #

              Oh hell yes. I’m into it now, and plus… There’d be angst before they settled into a polycule and it’d be delicious.

              [Cough.] Anyway, yeah. Asher needs a friend who actually wants to know him for who he is :33

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 24, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Booster is the best.

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

      Their appearances usually make my night :33

  15. pig
    pig
    June 24, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    I didn’t notice until now that even Ethan’s rosy little cheek circles have turned gray. A nice artistic detail.

  16. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 24, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    “Hey I just handed your friend off to someone else to keep him company.”

    “… so you pulled a me.”

    “I guess.”

    “I hate you.”

    “…”

    “It only counts as hypocrisy if I don’t hate myself as well.”

    • Bo
      Bo
      June 24, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

      “ok but i handed him off to someone hot”

  17. Dot
    Dot
    June 24, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

    You know, I had started to wonder how Ethan would get hooked back into the regular cast.

  18. Pocky
    Pocky
    June 24, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

    this is either hookin the guy up, or adding coal to a fire. . . probably both with Booster’s personality.

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

      Hey, by their own admission, their life felt super boring back in their small town. It just happens that they’re there to help.

      And by god, they’ll do just that.

  19. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    June 24, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

    Asher is Bi? OH this is getting gud

    • Raen
      Raen
      June 24, 2023 at 1:51 am | #

      Honestly, I want to see how Jennifer reconciles this with “bisexual is a porn word.” Although honestly, it would not surprise me at all if she’s been watching porn where a jilted boyfriend runs off with an emo.

      • thakoru
        thakoru
        June 24, 2023 at 4:19 am | #

        I’d like to assume she’s gotten over that by now, but she was making some “that was just a phase” comments post time-skip, so IDK.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        June 24, 2023 at 11:59 am | #

        the “Bisexuality is a phase/lie” mindset in the queer community is always a powder keg. it should be fun to watch Jennifer get her ass handed to her for having the mindset though.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 24, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

          Jennifer’s version of it is a bit odd though since it manifested as “I like girls just like everyone does”. Denying the label, but describing the behavior. More like claiming everyone is bi, than claiming no one is.

          Or at least that’s how she was first semester. While dating Ruth and even before. It’s not clear if she’s changed her opinion on that – but all of her statements on bisexuality were from then anyway.

          • StClair
            StClair
            June 24, 2023 at 11:45 pm | #

            Jennifer wants to be “normal”. (And popular.)
            ergo, all the things she likes must either be totally normal, really, or carefully hidden.

  20. Dante
    Dante
    June 24, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

    I’m torn between yelling “BEST WINGPERSON EVER OMG” and going “forreal tho, they’re literally me.”

    I may need to play at the Gravatar Roulette tonight

    • Raen
      Raen
      June 24, 2023 at 1:55 am | #

      Awful game. I played it once on a forum where Gravatars were procedurally generated by radial symmetry, and, well, picture the worst possible way that could go wrong… and note I have a custom Gravatar. (Honestly, proleptically, took me longer than it probably should’ve to get one after that.)

      • Dante
        Dante
        June 24, 2023 at 2:18 am | #

        Admittedly, tonight I lost like five times and I gave up and made one when I got Malaya. Yours is a horror story, though. What species is your custom grav? ^^

        • Raen
          Raen
          June 24, 2023 at 7:58 am | #

          …sperm, actually. (I’m honestly wondering whether you were honestly asking or you just wanted me to say it.) I had originally thought I’d have to take a new name to get a permanent Gravatar, so I went with “Godhark” (El + Ishma) and the association with a sperm whale you can guess.

          • Dante
            Dante
            June 24, 2023 at 10:37 pm | #

            It was an honest question! I can’t tell them apart well enough so I thought I’d rather ask :’33 Love the explanation

  21. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    June 24, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    Not the part of my Bingo card that I thought would get filled, let me tell you.

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      They’re making sure something else gets filled (??)

  22. Chubsius
    Chubsius
    June 24, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

    Jennifer’s gonna be doubly pissed when Asher dumps her for a transformers nerd.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      June 24, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

      Fire up the popcorn popper!

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      June 24, 2023 at 6:26 am | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Asher thinks she already dumped him.

  23. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    June 24, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

    Oh, hold me up, someone, for I think I am to explode from mirth.

  24. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    June 24, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

    I’m sitting here pondering the fact that Asher is part of violent crime and I still like him far more than I do Jennifer.

    • Bash
      Bash
      June 24, 2023 at 4:59 am | #

      Asher seems to be trying to get better but Jennifer keeps regressing back to her unlikeable high school self.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      June 24, 2023 at 2:37 pm | #

      Jennifer has mental health problems that dominate her life and personal relationships, while Asher is apparently not at all bothered by anything he has done and is fun to be around. Yaay!

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        June 25, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

        Yes, that’s why it bothered me.
        I think if Asher weren’t born into the mob, he’s have been fine. But Jennifer seems unpleasant regardless her mental health.

        • Amelie Wikström
          Amelie Wikström
          June 26, 2023 at 10:00 pm | #

          Not sure what you mean is bothering you. I’m saying Jennifer is difficult to deal with and Asher isn’t, because he appears to have no conscience.

  25. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 24, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

    Ok, that was kinda weird. lol

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 24, 2023 at 4:13 am | #

      Booster is in their doing Mike’s work.

  26. bwooom
    bwooom
    June 24, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

    I was gonna say “wingthey” as a joke but it’s occurring to me that “wingbooster” sounds really cool. Wingbooster could be a transformer.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 24, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

      Winger?

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        June 24, 2023 at 10:57 pm | #

        good to have a supportive Community around you… someone to take care of you when you’ve hit your nadir and spending all your days abed…

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          June 24, 2023 at 10:57 pm | #

          *are spending

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        June 24, 2023 at 11:21 pm | #

        Someone to help you take the plunge down the waterfall of unknown experience… we can’t all be as brave as Annie Edison Taylor, after all… the seeds of doubt may consume us, etched on our soul and piercing our heart like Hawthorne’s scarlet letter… love may seem like it only leads to inevitable disaster, ready to catch fire like Mrs. O’Leary’s barn, under some innocuous design like the horse of Troy… but surely, we are too ready to assume the worst at the offset, as Elizabeth Bennett did for Darcy… sometimes we need a dashing yet smarmy Brit to parry our flirty banter with their own churlish wit…

        we can’t let ourselves timidly cling to what we know or have been; change is the only way we can progress! and sometimes the differential we need is the D… the “peen delta”, you could say.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      June 24, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      Wingmate anyone can be a mate

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      June 24, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

      Wooster.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 24, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

        Jeeves, yes!

        • Bash
          Bash
          June 24, 2023 at 4:59 am | #

          Right ho, Jeeves!

  27. Laura
    Laura
    June 24, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    …Would anyone be up for a game?

    Simple question: What class do you think Ethan’s going to walk to?

    • Dante
      Dante
      June 24, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

      I am! Funny answer or serious answer?

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 24, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

        Whatever you like!

        • Laura
          Laura
          June 24, 2023 at 12:50 am | #

          Personally, I’m hoping that Ethan goes to an anxiety management / meditation / stress relief / yoga class.

          …I wonder if IU has anything like that. Or even just a student club.

          • Dante
            Dante
            June 24, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

            Oh, now I wish they had any of those ;; The cast at least needs it.

            …… Ffff I’ve just remembered Ethan was thinking of being a Literature major, and now it’s like. Welp it better not be poetry. Kiddo is perpetually on the edge of spiraling 8’D

            • Laura
              Laura
              June 24, 2023 at 2:52 pm | #

              But oh, the emo poetry he will write on the way down!

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      June 24, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

      Science class, they gonna be lab partners! 😀

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 24, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

        Hur hur. “Lab partners.” ;-D

        (…Ask DINA what “lab partners” means! Sexy science double entendres!)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 24, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

      Ethan has his Sociology class at this time, but as they get closer to the general area, he realizes he can’t remember which of two buildings it’s in, much less which room, and when Asher asks which way to turn, it comes out that he doesn’t know where the class is, and Asher is like, “It’s weeks into the semester?” And then there’s this uncomfortable moment, and then Ethan’s like, “Well, I’m gonna fail anyway” and he pulls Asher off somewhere and they hookup.

      • Dante
        Dante
        June 24, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

        NGL, I love the effect Thirsty Daisy avatar gives to this scenario

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 24, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

        Yeah. I had a class like that, once.

        Showed up for the final exam. Prof pulled me outside. Said, “You can’t take the final exam. You haven’t been here all semester.”

        Not sure that was allowed — I dunno, I think they should have let me take the final exam. Should have fought it harder. Ah, well. Long ago, now.

        Failed the class. Had to get a waiver, in order to graduate. It’s OK. Long ago. Sometimes, life just gangs up on you. And you never do make it to your class.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          June 24, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

          I guess it depends on the type of class and policies for it as stated in the syllabus, but I definitely had classes where that would make sense– where after a certain amount of absences, additional absences would directly impact your grade, and if you’d missed that many by the time of the final, you were already failing the class regardless.

          Idk. I can understand that some classes are structured so that you need to be there, but strict attendance policies are bullshit.

          • Laura
            Laura
            June 24, 2023 at 3:39 am | #

            True that!

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 24, 2023 at 8:51 am | #

          I do remember a couple of classes where there were people I’d never seen before at the final exam.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      June 24, 2023 at 9:34 pm | #

      I have a fear that Ethan isn’t enrolled in any classes, so he’s just going to pick a building he had class in before. Maybe sit in on a large lecture if Asher walks him all the way inside.

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 24, 2023 at 9:49 pm | #

        Very likely!

  28. Sye
    Sye
    June 24, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

    Oh, I’m sure Amber will be positively delighted about the possibility of her friend and the guy who is tangentially responsible for said friend being held hostage (as well as a chunk of her own associated mental trauma thereby) hooking up.

    Absolutely thrilled.

    I’mma need my special, color-changing crazy-straw to down this delicious drama. 😀

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 24, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

      I feel like Amber might share my* tendency to think of life in terms of a story, even while knowing it’s not**, and might have a reaction that’s sort of, “I can’t even feel agitated properly because that’s a top five narrative development for me.”

      *For me, it tends to come up in the way of getting stressed out when things in my real life hit a story beat too neatly.

      **Hers is.

    • Aslan
      Aslan
      June 24, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

      Odds she’ll use this to double down on harassing Sal into letting Danny date Ethan?

    • thakoru
      thakoru
      June 24, 2023 at 4:30 am | #

      Pretty sure no one at IU knows about Asher’s involvement. Pretty sure Asher had Blaine killed specifically to keep that a secret. If that bombshell drops, it will be a while from now. The imminent drama is the much more mundane fact that Asher is already in a monogamous relationship.

      • thakoru
        thakoru
        June 24, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

        Oh wait you meant the first time I forgot about that.

  29. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    June 24, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

    Booster is living up to their name! They’re a good wingmate unfortunately I don’t think Amber is going to appreciate this though, but A for effort.

  30. Now
    Now
    June 24, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    Booster was there all along I Keep Dying Of Laughter

    • Now
      Now
      June 24, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

      My new headcannon is that Booster is just off-panel in everystrip where we can’t see their theyalicious them-face

      • Dante
        Dante
        June 24, 2023 at 2:11 am | #

        They have an invisibility superpower like Dina, except that unlike Dina’s, it only works if they can be smug about it later (?)

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 24, 2023 at 8:57 am | #

          “That’s my secret. I’m always smug.”

      • Mark
        Mark
        June 24, 2023 at 7:25 am | #

        Tangent: “headcannon” sound very very messy.

  31. Joe Helfrich
    Joe Helfrich
    June 24, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

    This could get awkward if it goes on long enough for Ethan to find out that Asher was involved in Sal’s crime spree.

    • Bash
      Bash
      June 24, 2023 at 4:57 am | #

      Maybe, but Ethan genuinely did not seem to hold any hard feelings towards Sal even before he was under the numbing blanket of depression. The one who is most likely to have a problem with it is Amber.

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        June 24, 2023 at 11:35 pm | #

        I’d put Sal at a solid second on that list. She and Asher are in a state of detente for now, but I think Asher not telling Ethan his role in events while they date will cross a line for Sal, integrity-wise.

  32. Raen
    Raen
    June 24, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

    Who was it who questioned yesterday? (And no, I’m not a Patron.) Jack. Harkness.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 24, 2023 at 9:51 pm | #

      Hmm? Captain Jack?

  33. acebender
    acebender
    June 24, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

    boy oh boy

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      June 24, 2023 at 1:18 am | #

      Misread this as boy on boy and… Also, yes.

  34. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    June 24, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

    Wow. Booster is a half decent wingbean 🐝

  35. Raen
    Raen
    June 24, 2023 at 1:19 am | #

    Also, I’ve been waffling on whom this whole arc, but I’ve been pretty sure that by the end someone would be “rolling on the couch, rolling numbers, rock’n’rolling,” and maybe in retrospect I should have gone with the canonical smoker.

  36. Suet
    Suet
    June 24, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

    This chapter is nothing but waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    If I had all those shoes, I’d be set for a long time.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 24, 2023 at 4:13 am | #

      Yeah, having only one half of a pair doesn’t help much.

  37. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    June 24, 2023 at 3:53 am | #

    Booster is amazing. Let’s hope this makes Amber happy and not angry for some incomprehensible reason. I hope for Booster that this will allow they to slowly gain Amber’s trust, maybe even her love.

  38. Aslan
    Aslan
    June 24, 2023 at 4:14 am | #

    I see Booster is a graduate of the Joseph Rosenthal School of Wingery

  39. the illerman
    the illerman
    June 24, 2023 at 4:22 am | #

    I’m really digging Booster’s presence in the comic so far. Mike might’ve been a useful character in terms of stirring up conflict, but his misanthropy was SUCH an energy-suck for me. Booster’s friendly and constructive behavior towards other people is a breath of fresh air, especially compared to the constant hostility of Mike. oof.

    • Bash
      Bash
      June 24, 2023 at 4:55 am | #

      I like Booster because I think they genuinely want to do good and help people, but they also like to show off how smart they are and that can lead them to be a bit of an asshole. It feels much more nuanced than Mike being mean for the sake of it.

  40. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 24, 2023 at 4:28 am | #

    Booster always fun when they appear, but what about Charlie? Can’t wait to see more of her!

  41. AGV
    AGV
    June 24, 2023 at 4:38 am | #

    I did find it weird that Ethan was out there on the wild all alone, ofc he was in good company

    • AGV
      AGV
      June 24, 2023 at 4:39 am | #

      I just remembered that “ofc” is a three word acronym lol

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 24, 2023 at 7:33 am | #

        Oprivate Military Company

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 24, 2023 at 7:34 am | #

          NOOOO, YOU RUINS IT!

      • Serendipity
        Serendipity
        June 24, 2023 at 12:08 pm | #

        It is not; it’s old SMS shorthand.

      • zee
        zee
        June 24, 2023 at 1:16 pm | #

        I’m pretty sure it gets used for both of course and of fucking course
        No one looks at you sideways for using it to mean the former

    • HueSatLight
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      June 24, 2023 at 10:45 am | #

      I had assumed Booster was going to classes today, and Ethan just sat down outside one and waited for a reason to move.

  42. Queezle
    Queezle
    June 24, 2023 at 5:37 am | #

    Okay, let’s bring Amber in to this. Good idea. This is not going to blow up at all.
    Good to see Booster through, I do like them by now.

  43. Taffy
    Taffy
    June 24, 2023 at 7:38 am | #

    I think about Booster’s lips way too often. They make me nervous.

  44. TheScreenJockey
    TheScreenJockey
    June 24, 2023 at 7:47 am | #

    Booster’s not wrong . . .

  45. Felgraf
    Felgraf
    June 24, 2023 at 8:27 am | #

    … Boy this is going to cast Ethan’s judgement of the person Sal’s dating (Danny) in a STARK light if/when the truth comes ’round.

    Not that Ethan knows about Asher’s involvement yet, but–

  46. Bryy
    Bryy
    June 24, 2023 at 9:47 am | #

    When Willis writes anxious relief, it comes out as a threat.

  47. Moonie
    Moonie
    June 24, 2023 at 10:08 am | #

    Can I has roulette?

    • Moonie
      Moonie
      June 24, 2023 at 10:09 am | #

      Probs not a booster

  48. thumb
    thumb
    June 24, 2023 at 10:37 am | #

    Either a horrible move, or a pretty good one. Tune in tomorrow to find out!

  49. Joy
    Joy
    June 24, 2023 at 10:58 am | #

    I’m kind of glad that it seems like Jennifer and Asher seen broken up but I really hope she doesn’t try to go back to Ruth again. Ruth is clearly manipulating her and acting like she isn’t.

    Also this scene is cute. I like it. I’m in a grouchy negative mood today for unrelated reasons which is why I’m focusing on negative stuff right now.

    • Sailorcakes
      Sailorcakes
      June 24, 2023 at 1:25 pm | #

      I don’t know where you’re getting the idea that Jennifer and Asher broke up. Jennifer was just acting like her typical bongoy self but no break up was mentioned or even hinted at. Although Asher does seem annoyed with her but we don’t know if Asher is the kind of person who would cheat (honestly knowing his history I wouldn’t put it passed him). But ya why do you think they broke up? 😕

    • Sailorcakes
      Sailorcakes
      June 24, 2023 at 1:29 pm | #

      It’s not like Jennifer said “You’re trying too hard we’re done.” or anything to that effect.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        June 24, 2023 at 4:18 pm | #

        Well she did tell him to take his shirt off or they were through ( https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/03-joementum/balls/ ) then demanded he be smoking and broody, then told him he was trying too hard when he did that. The words haven’t been used yet but it’s an implied break up because the previously lovey dovey couple who kept calling each other babe are storming away from each other over… well, nothing, really. True, Asher should get confirmation before he moves on, but to be fair to him he’s also just walking with Ethan, not going down on him or anything.

        • SailorCakes
          SailorCakes
          June 24, 2023 at 5:05 pm | #

          The link you are referring to was on a while different day and he took the shirt off so they didn’t “break up”. Saying this is a implied breakup seems to be reaching a lot. It just seems like Jennifer is being bongoy which is her default setting which I think everyone around her is aware of. There have been no mentions of a break up this day at all. Also he clearly showed romantic interested in Ethan. I wasn’t saying he was going to do anything with Ethan right at this moment just that Asher was capable of cheating in my option.

          • SailorCakes
            SailorCakes
            June 24, 2023 at 5:07 pm | #

            It keeps changing the word b*i*t*c*h*y what the fork? 🫤

            • Kelibath
              Kelibath
              June 24, 2023 at 5:44 pm | #

              It’s a Joyce-themed comment swear filter

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              June 24, 2023 at 7:17 pm | #

              gender slurs are filtered.

          • Doopyboop
            Doopyboop
            June 24, 2023 at 7:25 pm | #

            It wasn’t just a different day it was literally yesterday in canon.

            • SailorCakes
              SailorCakes
              June 24, 2023 at 8:12 pm | #

              Yesterday is in fact a different day.

              • Doopyboop
                Doopyboop
                June 24, 2023 at 8:33 pm | #

                Alright smartass, peace then.

                • SailorCakes
                  SailorCakes
                  June 26, 2023 at 5:53 pm | #

                  So you can smartass but I can’t say b*i*t*c*h that doesn’t seem fair 😒

    • WizardPantaloon
      WizardPantaloon
      June 24, 2023 at 3:27 pm | #

      I’m sorry what?

      How is Ruth “clearly manipulating” Jennifer in any way shape or form? So far every interaction has been Ruth going “I clearly miss you but will sacrifice my wants because what we had was unhealthy and want you to improve on your own” while Billie seethes at Ruth for existing.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        June 24, 2023 at 11:58 pm | #

        Yeah, that’s a super weird take.

        Jennifer literally assaulted Ruth because Ruth had moved on.

  50. reed
    reed
    June 24, 2023 at 11:12 am | #

    booster i’ve never loved you so much before in my life, i’m sorry if i ever said a negative thing about you before.

  51. Valerie
    Valerie
    June 24, 2023 at 11:16 am | #

    BOOSTER NO

  52. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    June 24, 2023 at 11:29 am | #

    I have to say, this makes me really like Asher.

  53. poyo
    poyo
    June 24, 2023 at 11:56 am | #

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO i absolutely adore booster

  54. zee
    zee
    June 24, 2023 at 1:18 pm | #

    I was gonna do another booster appreciate thread for old times sake since someone mentioned it above but looks like the whole comment section did that for me already :3

  55. 3oranges
    3oranges
    June 24, 2023 at 3:39 pm | #

    Good work, that’s some powerful boosting.

  56. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    June 24, 2023 at 4:47 pm | #

    You did great, Booster. Until Amber receive your message and figure out.

  57. Dot
    Dot
    June 24, 2023 at 6:33 pm | #

    Gonna be awkward when Amber and Ethan inevitably discover that Asher was an accomplice in the series of events that led to the murder of Mike and Blaine 🙂

    • Sol
      Sol
      June 24, 2023 at 9:09 pm | #

      I feel like it’s already gonna be pretty awkward because Amber knows that Asher called the cops on Sal leading to the whole hostage incident and all that followed…

      • Dot
        Dot
        June 25, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

        That was already mostly resolved.

    • Angel
      Angel
      June 25, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

      well, amber already knows a bout asher because she and walky confronted him

  58. buddy
    buddy
    June 24, 2023 at 11:08 pm | #

    how many boys is ethan gonna nab from a girl this is like the third one lol

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 24, 2023 at 11:12 pm | #

      Is it? I can’t think of any time he’s done that.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      June 24, 2023 at 11:41 pm | #

      As I recall, he actually went through an extremely promiscuous phase a while back (just after sleeping with Mike), and was implied to have a number of casual sex partners off-screen, so we may never know exactly how many boys he stole away from their girlfriends!

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atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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