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by David M Willis on September 28, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: amber, dina, dorothy, walky

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  1. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 28, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Well this’ll be fun.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 28, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      I hope that this goes well, and that they all simply game and sit around in their pajamas/underwear. Unfortunately my spider sense tells me things will not go well, can’t imagine why.

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 28, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

        well dina will stil lbe there so hopefully it’d be less tension. or walky putting his foot in his mouth like “…Threesome?” XD

      • yetimaster
        yetimaster
        September 28, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        I will never forgive Walky if he hurts Lucy

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 28, 2023 at 12:53 am | #

        Well, Dorothy’s got some flexibility/comfort in her sexuality, holding hands while sexually exciting Joyce. Maybe this display of skin will tip her over into complete submissive bi+sexuality and we’ll get the patreon orgy fest we’ve all wanted.

        • clif
          clif
          September 28, 2023 at 2:13 am | #

          Maybe. Personally, I’m waiting for all the analysis of how bad a person Dorothy is for entering without knocking and not respecting boundaries.

          Or Dorothy could just take off her pants and join the dinosaur.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            September 28, 2023 at 12:25 pm | #

            I repeat

            Open the door
            Pants on the floor
            Party on the beanbag dinosaur

            • Decidedly Orthogonal
              Decidedly Orthogonal
              September 28, 2023 at 12:47 pm | #

              Woooo! 11/10

            • a/snow/mous/e
              a/snow/mous/e
              September 28, 2023 at 6:30 pm | #

              boom boom shakalakalaka boom
              boom boom shakalaka boomboom

        • Some Ed
          Some Ed
          September 28, 2023 at 10:59 am | #

          That sounds more like a Slipshine to me.

        • Taellosse
          Taellosse
          September 28, 2023 at 7:15 pm | #

          I don’t think Dorothy has been through enough self-discovery to be submissive yet.

          If she were to get involved in sexual power play at this stage, she’d be a service top for sure.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 28, 2023 at 8:33 am | #

        By the end of the day the whole cast is in Amber’s room in pjs playing games and eating chips.

        • smolgrlboi
          smolgrlboi
          September 28, 2023 at 10:03 am | #

          that would actually be a really cute wrap-around cover for one of the books

          • elebenty
            elebenty
            September 28, 2023 at 2:48 pm | #

            Seconded

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          September 28, 2023 at 11:55 pm | #

          they’ll have finished the chips by then

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 28, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    “clearly I’m seeing things” *takes melatonin and goes back to bed*

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 28, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

      ETHAN was a hikikomori, of COURSE they’d forget

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        September 28, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

        “Amber isn’t?” there have been active attempts to prevent her case from worsening

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 28, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

        Also, one of Dorothy’s criteria was “easy to find”. Ethan wears all black now, in poor light he’s actually quite well camouflaged.

        • Furie
          Furie
          September 28, 2023 at 4:50 am | #

          Are you studying Ethan as a possible enemy got the next series, Doctor?

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 28, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

        And, i don’t rly think dorothy and ethan were particularly friends, even when he was ‘dating’ joyce i think their interactions was limited

      • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        September 28, 2023 at 11:26 am | #

        With great self-sabotage comes no great ‘then they’ll be sorry’ moment from the big, bad world whatsoever no matter how much you “deserved better.”

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 28, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      i mean, it’s not like they’re making out ,so i don’t think it’d be too weird for walky to visit and ‘chill’ with amber

      • Jo_cubstar
        Jo_cubstar
        September 28, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

        I mean, if he can be friends with Dorothy after they broke up why can’t he also be friends with amber?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 28, 2023 at 3:25 am | #

          Because! That’s why.

        • Angel
          Angel
          September 28, 2023 at 6:07 pm | #

          @Jo : yeah i understand her being surprised but ‘what the actual fuck’ is a bit of an overreaction. unless she’s interpreting it as them being ‘flirty’ right after walky turned her down or so

      • NoNamePlaceHolder
        NoNamePlaceHolder
        September 28, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

        But it’s INDIRECT HANDHOLDING

        • Ophidiophile
          Ophidiophile
          September 28, 2023 at 2:23 am | #

          And since they are putting their hands up to their mouths, does that also count as indirect kiss?

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 28, 2023 at 12:49 pm | #

            And then when they go to pee and clean up after? It’s the indirect oral sex!

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              September 28, 2023 at 1:02 pm | #

              And they’re both looking at the Switch, so it’s an indirect loving gaze.

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                September 28, 2023 at 10:43 pm | #

                Only if the angle of incidence equals the angle of refraction for both of them tho :p

                physics!!!

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      September 28, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

      Dude I’m so tired I read that as taking melanin and did a double take

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 28, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Dorothy: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt. I wish to watch cartoons, and I know you partake. May I see a Transformer? Is there more than one? Will I find the plot hard to follow?

    • Sharaku
      Sharaku
      September 28, 2023 at 6:23 am | #

      Yes, yes and what the hell is a ‘plot’?

  4. Shorduie
    Shorduie
    September 28, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Finally someone is asking the right questions

    • PirateTawnee
      PirateTawnee
      September 28, 2023 at 2:21 am | #

      Nah, the right question is “when the fuck?”

      • cookie1995
        cookie1995
        September 28, 2023 at 5:59 am | #

        I’ll do you one better, why the Fuck?!

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 28, 2023 at 8:34 am | #

          Why seems obvious.
          “where” and “when” are the key questions.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 28, 2023 at 12:55 pm | #

            One should always be conscientious of the partner(s) and be sure to ask “How the fuck?”

  5. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    September 28, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    What is that smell?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 28, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      Stale sex, fresh Nachitos.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 28, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

        Dammit now I want that as a scented candle.

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 28, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Don’t ask Dorothy, just take a seat and ask someone to pass you some nachitos.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 28, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      if there’d be any left lol. i’m surprised dorothy herself wouldn’t also bring snacks/an offering

  7. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    September 28, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Yes, Dorothy, a wonderful dream land with video games and the Dinosaur Empress awaits you!!! 🥰🦖🎮🌈☄️🤩

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 28, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Welp, the commentariat called it. Can’t wait to see how badly this goes.

    • clif
      clif
      September 28, 2023 at 2:06 am | #

      And now we’re only missing one of Walky’s harem.

      That’s right. Danny.

      • Seven
        Seven
        September 28, 2023 at 6:23 am | #

        Oh, I thought it’d be Asher.

  9. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    September 28, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Woo! She recognized that she needs mindless fun, not more sleep! Way to avoid the depressive spiral!

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 28, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      i mean, as long as the ‘mindless fun’ doesn’t turn into playing vid games for 8 hours straight lol

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 28, 2023 at 4:04 am | #

        If you’re me that’s basically your job. :p

        • Nathan
          Nathan
          September 28, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

          What’s your job?

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            September 28, 2023 at 7:14 pm | #

            I program video games. One of the few professions where you can work and be lazy at the same time. 😛

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      September 28, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

      TBH I get the feeling that the idea of “mindless fun” for her isn’t actually decompressing and relaxing, it’s just another form of checking a box in her head that will solve her problem so she can get back to her unreasonable high standard for herself. Total guess though.

  10. Laura
    Laura
    September 28, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Hey, NG, she followed your advice! 😀

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 28, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      Hey yeah!!! 😄 She needs a day of fun and games,

      Speaking of which, imma treat myself as well, finally got the code to work for a zipline in a platformer game commission, pizza here i come! 😋

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 28, 2023 at 4:51 am | #

        Congratulations!

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 28, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    https://i.imgur.com/5WzbkPv.png (Suggestive)

    I wanted to draw more Sarah but the idea I had woulda been really time consuming so forgive me for this lazy one.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 28, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      nice and no worries lol

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 28, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      hahahaha, lazy? to a porn-demigod in training, maybe?

      to the commentariat, this is quality stuff, 🤩

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 28, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      In what world would someone need to “forgive” Joyce’s pantied ass? This is quality content.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 28, 2023 at 1:04 pm | #

      We have been blessed this day!

    • Arcee
      Arcee
      September 28, 2023 at 2:41 pm | #

      I really like your art style!

    • Mym
      Mym
      September 28, 2023 at 6:30 pm | #

      I love your style so much, they look so soft

  12. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 28, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    The ship has sailed. It’s sailing forbidden waters but it’s afloat!

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      September 28, 2023 at 8:28 am | #

      Garbageskow remains a favorite ship of mine because of moments like panel 5. Walky and Amber are just so dang compatible – they just seem like great friends.

      *says the person who literally married their long-time BFF

  13. Puppeteer Nessus
    Puppeteer Nessus
    September 28, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    No nachitos, overdressed, no entry

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 28, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      “must be at least *this* nude to enter”

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 28, 2023 at 8:38 am | #

      She’s no more dressed than Amber, unless she put on pants offscreen. Certainly no more dressed than Walky.

      No snack offering counts against her though.

  14. Nono
    Nono
    September 28, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    This is when people (and Walky) remember that Dorothy shares a half bath with Amber, huh.

    Also where is Becky? She’s been surprisingly quiet for a while.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      September 28, 2023 at 3:52 am | #

      And she isn’t with Dina either. Mighty suspicious.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 28, 2023 at 4:09 pm | #

      She might be at work this afternoon.

  15. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    September 28, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Dorothy had to many of those weed multi vitamin gummies… or not enough

  16. Laura
    Laura
    September 28, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    …Would anyone be up for an early game?

    Here’s the question:

    Walky and Amber like Nachitos as their mindless-fun snack. What is the best quick, easy snack for you when you want to veg out, space out, be passively entertained, or engage in a vacuous pastime? How do you like to engage your autonomic nervous system via snacks?

    • Laura
      Laura
      September 28, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      I can go: Wasabi peas!

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 28, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

        And sheet after sheet of Costco dried nori, while watching old sitcoms.

    • Mym
      Mym
      September 28, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      Puffy Cheetos and Tetris

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 28, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      Depends. Pretzels are nice, though I really love a good salt and vinegar or pickle chip.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      September 28, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      Depends if I want sweet or salty,
      Sweet: girl scout thin mint pretzels
      Salty: honey bbq frittos

      The down side: I’m Canadian and both of these products are only available in the states FML. My in-law’s buy me them in bulk whenever they do a trip across the border, which thankfully is a few times a year lol

      • Mym
        Mym
        September 28, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        Okay, but do you have access to pickle chips in Canada? I miss them so much.

        • Mym
          Mym
          September 28, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

          **ketchup chips, jfc

          • morleuca
            morleuca
            September 28, 2023 at 3:54 am | #

            We finally have ketchup chips in the ny north country! It never made sense that being 45 minutes from the border we didn’t have ketchup Chios. We’ve had all dressed for years, but ketchup? Nope. It was very sad.

            • Mym
              Mym
              September 28, 2023 at 9:54 am | #

              But now you may rejoice!!!

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 28, 2023 at 3:35 am | #

        Waitwaitwait, thin mint pretzels? I’m normally not a fan of chocolate and mint together, but you add some saltiness to the equation and we’re playing a whole new ball game.

      • EA West
        EA West
        September 28, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

        I mean the girl guides in Canada also sell thin mint cookies, and are doing so currently as it is autumn. And in my humble (biased) opinion, the Canadian ones are better.

        • angie
          angie
          September 28, 2023 at 9:16 am | #

          WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THESE just last month I spent a week trying to find any sort of dark mint chocolate at a reasonable price available in canada outside the holiday season and all I could find were lindt bars which make a mess if you try to eat them in bed. I have no idea how to get my hands on them though if I don’t know anybody who knows kids. maybe I can leave a note in the break room at work and cross my fingers lmao

      • angie
        angie
        September 28, 2023 at 9:10 am | #

        same problem, my favourite snack is dark chocolate mint M&Ms but I am in canada so I have to stock up any time I’m in the US. even at christmas time canada only gets milk chocolate mint M&Ms, which Are Not the same

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 28, 2023 at 2:38 pm | #

          Lately I cannot even find the regular dark chocolate M&Ms.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 28, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      Goldfish Crackers. I’m eating them right now. They’re probably why i’m fat.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 28, 2023 at 3:31 am | #

        The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDWLM2AphA

    • BOOSTER SHOT
      BOOSTER SHOT
      September 28, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      Cheetos has this thing called puffcorn, which is pretty good. But hilariously, they have a version that is still Cheetos branded but contains ZERO CHEETO FLAVORING. It’s just butter flavored puffed popcorn with a picture of a cartoon cheetah on it. And that is my go to, ever since I bought two barrels of cheese balls in a row and ate them both in a month and burnt myself out on cheez for a while

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 28, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      If I had to pick a favorite mindless “vore this while doing other things” snack, I think Chex Mix is probably the main one. I will commit terrible crimes upon my body if you put a bag of that stuff in front of me.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 28, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      cereal and grilled cheese!!! 😋

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 28, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

        Oh and hotdogs and burgers! Anything I can eat while I use my phone or PC 😊

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      September 28, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

      radishes or dark chocolate chips.

    • Dara
      Dara
      September 28, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

      Not really a thing I do, but I will drink tea this way, so: tea. Usually my nice tippy assam (I’m one of those whole-leaf no-teabag-thank-you tea drinkers).

    • clif
      clif
      September 28, 2023 at 2:18 am | #

      Texas Trash. Which is like Chex Mix only better.

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      September 28, 2023 at 9:52 am | #

      I used to really tear into sour gummy candy when I was younger. Sour dots were my favorite, and my Mom would always pick some up for me when she got some smokes from the gas station. Tragically they make my teeth hurt if I eat too much of them now, so they aren’t as mindless as I’d prefer.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      September 28, 2023 at 1:11 pm | #

      Either Cheez-Its or Ruffles with onion dip!

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      September 28, 2023 at 3:40 pm | #

      Jelly beans.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 28, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

      Cheese ball puffs, starlight peppermints, alternating with cinnamon disks hard candy, but I can destroy a barrel of cheese balls in one day if I forget to stop.

    • Laura
      Laura
      September 28, 2023 at 9:57 pm | #

      WOW… so many DEE-LICORISH SNAX!
      I want to make a Schmerger Beard (smörgåsbord) of all of them!
      Dish delish! ;-9

  17. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    September 28, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    @panel 3. What about those two guys next door to Walky? Ken likes the pop culture fluff, and the other one is kind of cute. What’s his name again?

    • KM
      KM
      September 28, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      I salute your unending devotion to keeping Arnold front and centre.

  18. BOOSTER SHOT
    BOOSTER SHOT
    September 28, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

    I love when the alt-text mirrors my thoughts. It makes me feel like I am doing an extra good job reading this webcomic, which is a normal and possible thing to want

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 28, 2023 at 1:07 pm | #

      And you *are* doing an extra good job of reading the comic. Way to go and keep it up! 👍👍

  19. Suet
    Suet
    September 28, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

    Ethan’s… preoccupied, I guess. So’s all of the laundry room. Guess what they’re playing then, because it surely needs a P3 to make it interesting.

    Crawling back to Joyce? Who’s zooming who?

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      September 28, 2023 at 2:24 am | #

      Dorothy recognized the co-dependency in her relationship with Joyce and tried to distance herself by teaching Joyce to be more self-reliant.

      …is certainly one way of putting it.

  20. Otl1973
    Otl1973
    September 28, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    Dorothy can only come up with 4 people who would be involved in mindless childish pop culture fun and who don’t go anywhere. So why should it be shocking that 2 of them are doing that together?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 28, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      I’m not looking at the archive because I’m supposed to be working on a character sheet, but I’m pretty sure the last time Dorothy saw these two together, Amber had just knocked Walky’s block off.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        September 28, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

        She saw them at least as recently as when they had cake for Becky’s mother, a little over a week before this chapter.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 28, 2023 at 5:00 am | #

      They had a fight and broke up

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      September 28, 2023 at 9:30 am | #

      Last conversation we saw (thursday):
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/failed-2

      • smolgrlboi
        smolgrlboi
        September 28, 2023 at 10:12 am | #

        aaaaaaaa that makes her seeing this sting a little more. not saying she’s in the right or is making the right assumptions about what she is seeing (I’ve platonically hung out with friends in pjs/undies playing video games and no sexytimes occurred) but oooh girl been there done that. so glad college was ages ago for me dear god never send me back.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        September 28, 2023 at 12:23 pm | #

        wait, I’ve changed my mind. Maybe she’s just reacting to the dinosaur bed, if she hasn’t seen it before. Hanging out with your ex in their underwear after rejecting your other ex, citing that you’re a “good boyfriend” is typical behavior, not worth noting.

  21. BOOSTER SHOT
    BOOSTER SHOT
    September 28, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    the nachitos bag represents russia

    the stuffed dinosaur represents the ural mountain range

    • clif
      clif
      September 28, 2023 at 2:34 am | #

      Russia is being shared? The Ural mountain range smells of sex?

      I think I’ve lost the thread of the analogy somewhere.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        September 28, 2023 at 3:54 am | #

        If Amber is China then it makes sense, they really thirst for those Siberian resources.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          September 28, 2023 at 3:50 pm | #

          I thought they were playing Mario Kart, not Scythe 😗

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        September 28, 2023 at 4:02 am | #

        Now I know why my work colleague Vasily flies home to go hiking so much

  22. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 28, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

    That’s like…3rd base as far as I’m concerned.

  23. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 28, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    …. so now Walky’s going to be cartoon-watch-cheating on Lucy with TWO ex-girlfriends at the same time.

    (Yes, I know that’s not a thing but it’s still going to be a thing.)

    • Mym
      Mym
      September 28, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

      Could be a thing. I’m hopeful

  24. SDRainbow
    SDRainbow
    September 28, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

    Oooh, the elusive “I have to manage how frequently I engage with certain people/places” anxiety, my old nemesis

  25. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    September 28, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

    Am I the only one who can’t tell for sure if they’re both looking at Dorothy guiltily or both completely oblivious to her because they’re deep in their game? And why is this evidence of Willis’s skills?!

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      September 28, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

      Theyre oblivious, you can see the switch at the bottom of the panel and their faces are tilted in a way that indicates to me that they’re still looking at the screen

  26. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    September 28, 2023 at 1:19 am | #

    I love that Dorothy usually keeps her language pretty clean, but when she swears she tends to drop f-bombs.

  27. Dday
    Dday
    September 28, 2023 at 1:32 am | #

    So now Lucy is gonna walk in on pantsless Walky in a room that smells like fuckin with *two* of his exes. I mean come on people Chekhov’s gun, you KNOW its gonna happen

    • clif
      clif
      September 28, 2023 at 2:24 am | #

      No, this is a Willis comic. The other shoe usually takes a while to drop.

      Though I would love to be wrong.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 28, 2023 at 3:35 am | #

        But when it does drop, boy does it ever.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 28, 2023 at 8:45 am | #

      To be honest, it’s actually less suspicious the more people are there

    • smolgrlboi
      smolgrlboi
      September 28, 2023 at 10:13 am | #

      LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THE AFOREMENTIONED SEX SMELL

    • Johan
      Johan
      September 28, 2023 at 6:41 pm | #

      Walky’s wearin pants.

      • Dday
        Dday
        September 28, 2023 at 11:13 pm | #

        ok, yeah he’s got pj bottoms. Amber is nopants, Dotty is in pjs that just barely could qualify as shorts (that totally would read as boxers if Walky was wearing them), Dina is currently sporting Schrodinger’s pants until we get a better view

  28. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    September 28, 2023 at 1:42 am | #

    So, I’m flipping a coin here — Walky and his two exes playing video games in their underwear right as Lucy comes by and she gets intensely jealous and suspicious? Or is this going to kick the “relaxing” can down the road because Dorothy just got blocked from a way to unwind?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 28, 2023 at 5:50 pm | #

      Awe damn. Seemingly an impossible choice, unless Lucy also decides to join.

  29. Aura
    Aura
    September 28, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

    As was foretold!

  30. eskimolos
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    September 28, 2023 at 1:51 am | #

    I’m not sure if people remember that the last time Walky and Dorothy talked, she tried to get back with him (or at least hook up) and he turned her down because he was dating Lucy now. To me that’s what this is going to be about now, but maybe not. It just feels like it might compound Dorothy’s spiral?

    • Bash
      Bash
      September 28, 2023 at 2:54 am | #

      I think that’s the main reading of it here. Dorothy just got turned down by Walky, and now she seems him playing video games with Amber in his pajamas. Even if she doesn’t think something sexual is happening, she’s going to be hurt.

  31. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    September 28, 2023 at 2:04 am | #

    “I must not have fun. Full is the time-killer.”
    – Doon

  32. Lars
    Lars
    September 28, 2023 at 2:09 am | #

    The way the door is opening, she is just about to leave her room and not entering Ambers. So the WTF might be an internal “What am I about to do? Eff”

    • drs
      drs
      September 28, 2023 at 2:24 am | #

      > This is when people (and Walky) remember that Dorothy shares a half bath with Amber, huh.

      • Bash
        Bash
        September 28, 2023 at 2:52 am | #

        Wow yes I completely forgot about that.

  33. missilentmurmur
    missilentmurmur
    September 28, 2023 at 2:42 am | #

    It took me this many years from the beginning of this comic to realize something profoundly different from my college dorm experience. People don’t go home every weekend? Our dorm was like 90% empty on any given weekend

    • Axel
      Axel
      September 28, 2023 at 3:33 am | #

      was your college mostly locals (not necessarily RIGHT there local, but within an hour or so)?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 28, 2023 at 8:48 am | #

      Maybe not 90%, but a lot, in my experience.

      I don’t know if IU is actually different or if it’s just more convenient for plot and character to keep all the main cast around on weekends, except for major events.

      • nicoleandmaggie
        nicoleandmaggie
        September 28, 2023 at 2:07 pm | #

        if you had their parents, would you want to go home?

  34. morhek
    morhek
    September 28, 2023 at 2:54 am | #

    The fact that she automatically associates Becky with “fun” is one more point in favour of the “Dorothy is as invested in Becky’s hate-friendship as she is” theory.

    • justin8448
      justin8448
      September 28, 2023 at 4:22 am | #

      I think it’s really nice that from Dorothy’s perspective, her relationship with Becky is actually uncomplicated.

  35. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 28, 2023 at 3:07 am | #

    Amber’s REAL popular today.

  36. justin8448
    justin8448
    September 28, 2023 at 4:21 am | #

    It’s kind of sad that Dorothy feels she can’t go see Joyce right now. Joyce would be ecstatic to spend time with her.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 28, 2023 at 8:49 am | #

      Joyce is probably still with Joe. It might be awkward.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 28, 2023 at 1:13 pm | #

      That’s exactly why! Dorothy said she was too busy to spend time with Joyce, and Joyce said that was fine and she would be ready for her to come back. Obviously, she can’t say “Hey, it turns out I’m not too busy to spend time with you, and maybe it turns out being too busy to spend time with you is really, really unhealthy?” because … because then everything would be fine and HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY A MENTAL HEALTH DAY IF EVERYTHING’S FINE???

  37. TerribleTransit
    TerribleTransit
    September 28, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

    Let’s be honest here, Dorothy. It’s not that weird for two people to have an idea like this, and frankly Walky has a much stronger rapport with Amber in this regard. You’ve hung out with her casually as a friend… when before, exactly? This situation doesn’t really warrant a “what the actual fuck” once you think about it.

    Unless the accidental hand-touch in the nachito bag turns into a makeout session, that would probably warrant it.

    • HoopsieDaisy
      HoopsieDaisy
      September 28, 2023 at 9:29 pm | #

      They’d have to go to the roof for that. You gotta put on pants to go to the roof. I think we’re safe from everything, but conjecture.

  38. AGV
    AGV
    September 28, 2023 at 4:34 am | #

    This might become Joyce’s party 2.0

  39. Furie
    Furie
    September 28, 2023 at 4:51 am | #

    We’re about to get a Slipshine set entirely in Dorothy’s mind, aren’t we?

  40. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 28, 2023 at 5:57 am | #

    mind, blown

  41. Dot
    Dot
    September 28, 2023 at 5:58 am | #

    *laugh track*

  42. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    September 28, 2023 at 7:29 am | #

    Check your pants at the door

  43. Pergola
    Pergola
    September 28, 2023 at 8:06 am | #

    So what’s that color? Magenta? Fuchsia? Hot pink?

  44. Username Taken
    Username Taken
    September 28, 2023 at 8:45 am | #

    So what are the odds that Dorothy ends up joining them and we eventually get Lucy finding Walky we think both of his pantsless exes for a repeat WTF, hahaha

  45. egg egg
    egg egg
    September 28, 2023 at 9:45 am | #

    Time for Dorothy x Amber ship sweep!!!

  46. HoopsieDaisy
    HoopsieDaisy
    September 28, 2023 at 10:46 am | #

    “Everyone forgets Ethan.”
    I thought we were looking for fun today. Sorry, but Ethan’s not a fun nerd, currently.

  47. Some Ed
    Some Ed
    September 28, 2023 at 11:07 am | #

    Who is Ethan? Or does everyone forget?

  48. Tan
    Tan
    September 28, 2023 at 12:24 pm | #

    Walky: I said I couldn’t date you instead of Lucy. I never said anything about being friends with no romantic attachment.

    Amber: You introduced me to your parents as your girlfriend less than 24 hours ago.

    Walky: …Okay, that’s true, but that was Lucy’s idea.

    Dorothy: So if I get Lucy on board, it’s fine?

    Walky: I guess?

    Lucy: A threesome HAS to count as a date.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 28, 2023 at 6:25 pm | #

      But wait didn’t she already have a third date?

  49. thumb
    thumb
    September 28, 2023 at 2:48 pm | #

    Amber: Irreedemable and unloved, I am free to be the worst version of myself.
    Everyone else: Ooh, I should hang out with Amber! She’s just what I need.

  50. Hazel
    Hazel
    September 28, 2023 at 3:43 pm | #

    Dorothy is at the point where she’s going down a list of basically good advice, applying it by the letter, and it’s still not working. The sad thing is, I think she won’t know what she *actually* needs until she finds out the hard way.

  51. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 29, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Lucy better walk in on this. It’ll be weird to see him hanging out with BOTH of his ex girlfriends.

  52. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    September 29, 2023 at 5:06 am | #

    Hands in the cookie jar! Together!

    They’ll have to get married now!

  53. Bryy
    Bryy
    September 30, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

    Really not liking Dorothy’s whole framing of Joyce here.

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