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Ahem

by David M Willis on September 29, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: amber, dorothy, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 29, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Dotty really be like: “NO U”

  2. Mym
    Mym
    September 29, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Yeah, all of you should take off your pajamas. Right now

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 29, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      I believe that Becky, and Lucy might have some objections to not being invited.

      • Mym
        Mym
        September 29, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        Dina is excused, and I hate Lucy

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 29, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

          The sequel to I love Lucy.

          • Mym
            Mym
            September 29, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

            Man, I love that show tho. I’d watch the sequel 1000% if Willis wrote it

          • Risky
            Risky
            September 29, 2023 at 3:04 am | #

            Another one?

            • Tesset
              Tesset
              September 29, 2023 at 12:49 pm | #

              It’s a DB Super/GT situation

        • Kazuma Taichi
          Kazuma Taichi
          September 29, 2023 at 6:09 pm | #

          I would hope Dina’s excused more on the basis of being grey-ace/ace-adjacent than on the basis of being claimed by Becky

          • Mym
            Mym
            September 29, 2023 at 9:31 pm | #

            Dina can be excused for several reasons. But being ace is one of the most valid. I doubt she’d want any emotional involvement in this mess either

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        September 29, 2023 at 3:26 pm | #

        Becky would mostly have objections to Walky *being* invited.

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 29, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Y’know Amber’s totally competitive too. Wiggler is actually part of a pretty optimal build. Yes Mario Kart 8 has optimal builds.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 29, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      Oh I know. My pal, Poodle, goes to tournaments. How you can be competitive at a game that literally has randomized items I don’t know.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 29, 2023 at 1:41 am | #

        And then there are the Mario Party tournaments.

        Yes, I’m serious. No, I don’t understand it, either.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          September 29, 2023 at 9:22 pm | #

          Cursed sentence.

      • Pylgrim
        Pylgrim
        September 29, 2023 at 9:39 am | #

        In every game where luck plays a factor you become competitive by getting really really good at every respect that is not luck-dependant and create strategies to minimise the impact of bad luck.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 29, 2023 at 11:55 am | #

          I guess when I think about it most card games are about 50% luck.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            September 29, 2023 at 11:57 pm | #

            game the RNG

    • Nono
      Nono
      September 29, 2023 at 10:04 am | #

      Sal’s the one that picks Wigler. We don’t know what character Amber picks.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 29, 2023 at 10:17 am | #

        Didn’t Amazi-Girl use Wiggler too? That’s why Danny thought Sal was AG for like 30 seconds when he first talked to her.

  4. Puppeteer Nessus
    Puppeteer Nessus
    September 29, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Amber in panel 2. She is well aware.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 29, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      The amount of pants wearing people in the room just doubled. She’s no longer the majority.

  5. System of Eleven
    System of Eleven
    September 29, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Why does Amber look shell-shocked in panel 2?

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      September 29, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      There’s a person.

    • Mym
      Mym
      September 29, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      Well, she’s not blue-shell shocked

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 29, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      Probably since she can tell Dorothy is presumably jumping to conclusions.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 29, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      Reasonable reaction to someone coming in your room while you’re pantsless and eating snacks.

      • milu
        milu
        September 29, 2023 at 5:06 am | #

        Freeze/fight/flee?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 29, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      I don’t think that’s shock.  She’s got a mouthful of nachitos and her cheeks are bulged out, giving her that odd look.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        September 29, 2023 at 7:51 am | #

        But her eyes are shocked. Unless that’s part of some sodium rush she’s getting from Nachitos.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        September 29, 2023 at 3:50 pm | #

        Maybe she is storing food for the winter?

    • Just an Armadillo
      Just an Armadillo
      September 29, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

      Maybe she’s just surprised by somebody suddenly making noises in the doorway? Honestly only thing I can think of, because there’s nothing going on here worth being stressed over unless you’re Dorothy levels of high strung.

      • Drewsadar
        Drewsadar
        September 29, 2023 at 9:55 am | #

        I feel like people are forgetting how anxiety shocked she is along with her self judgment issues she had demonstrated. She thinks she is garbage and an ahem out of nowhere is probably making her mind race about what she has done wrong and needs to be ashamed of.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 29, 2023 at 3:03 am | #

      it’s possible she’s just looking upward and her mouth/cheek is stuffed with food to not rly make a more non chalant expression, or just surprised to see dorothy upset

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 29, 2023 at 3:25 am | #

      “This isn’t what it looks like” just clicked.

    • Disastroid
      Disastroid
      September 29, 2023 at 5:54 am | #

      You’d be surprised too, if someone came in to see you going down on your Mario Kart opponent. Luckily she held it together.

      • Allen Alberti
        Allen Alberti
        September 29, 2023 at 9:12 am | #

        i don’t think that means what you think it means

    • Hof1991
      Hof1991
      September 29, 2023 at 12:36 pm | #

      I think she just focused on the game. She barely registers Dorothy.

      • Straximus
        Straximus
        September 29, 2023 at 4:43 pm | #

        I don’t believe so. The game is positioned on the floor in front of them. You can see in yesterday’s strip that her and Walky’s gaze is directed downward toward it. She and Walky are both looking up and toward the door in today’s strip.

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 29, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Dorothy, he is well within his rights to get his ass handed to him in Mario Kart; you don’t need to berate him for it.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 29, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      Just my read of the strip, but maybe it’s more shock than scolding. As far as she knows Amber and Walky were still on the outs considering the Halloween incident. Him chilling in her room would be pretty surprising.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 29, 2023 at 1:43 am | #

        One of Dorothy’s problems is that it’s hard to distinguish her shock from her scold. It’s a Mom voice thing.

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 29, 2023 at 2:42 am | #

        i mean if this is happening simultaneously as the last scene, this means walky is missing breakfast/lunch with his parents and lucy tho not sure if Dorothy would necessarily know that

        • clif
          clif
          September 29, 2023 at 7:21 am | #

          It’s okay. I’m sure Lucy will show for breakfast/lunch and it will be fine.

    • JBento
      JBento
      September 29, 2023 at 5:26 am | #

      What Dorothy is actually pissed about is that Walky wouldn’t dump Lucy to date her again (even though she was a terrible girlfriend who kept unilaterally resetting the boundaries of the relationship whenever she felt like it) and now he’s spending time with a third girl.

      For Dorothy, EVERYTHING is about Dorothy.

  7. Amara
    Amara
    September 29, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    “If you won’t cheat with me, why would you cheat with her???” Is not a great look Dorothy. There’s no winning move for you here. Just disengage this conversation, and either cease the fire or leave the room.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 29, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      The only winning move is not to play.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 29, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

        Especially against Amber at Mario Kart.

        • StClair
          StClair
          September 29, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

          GRUMBLE VOLCANO
          MUSIC PARK
          CHEEP CHEEP BEACH

          scrolling and scrolling, and every time it’s
          WINNER: AMBER

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 29, 2023 at 1:44 am | #

        Sometimes losing when playing is the winning move, though.

      • clif
        clif
        September 29, 2023 at 1:44 am | #

        The other winning move in to join the group and munch on doritos. Walky has two sides and there is enough dinosaur for everyone.

        This will put everyone in optimal position when Walky’s parents and Lucy show up.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          September 29, 2023 at 7:30 am | #

          I dunno, man. You get too many people on that thing, I’m gonna start worrying about some seams ripping.

        • nicoleandmaggie
          nicoleandmaggie
          September 29, 2023 at 9:05 am | #

          Agreed with clif. I hope they have a third controller!

    • Puppeteer Nessus
      Puppeteer Nessus
      September 29, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Oh that’s right! He shot her down, and here he is … and she is depantsed

    • Erica
      Erica
      September 29, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      It took me a sec but I realized that’s exactly why she’s reacting like this

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 29, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      “There is no response to this that won’t hurt your feelings, Dot”

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      September 29, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      I think that’s a fair question. It’s a bad look, but a fair question and at least it might make Amber and Dina consider that they should put pants on.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 29, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

        No one is gonna make me put on pants in my own room.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          September 29, 2023 at 11:35 am | #

          Agreed.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        September 29, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

        No the hell they should not, and you’re shaming your lineage with this suggestion.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 29, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

          Agreed

        • milu
          milu
          September 29, 2023 at 5:38 am | #

          Can you live down such an affront to so many of your ancestors, True Survivor, many of whom went as far in their defiance of pants as to not have legs (on account of being fish, or single-celled, or bits of RNA)???

          • clif
            clif
            September 29, 2023 at 11:03 am | #

            I firmly believe that messenger RNA has legs; how else could it deliver the messages?

            • milu
              milu
              September 29, 2023 at 7:03 pm | #

              Ah, but they were merely represented as a messenger in the mythology of an ancient expansionist imperial mediterranean culture known colloquially as the dark times, or as the western colonial empire, itself technically distinguished (misleadingly) into the colonial and post-colonial eras.

              They did have some funny myths, though

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 29, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

        On Saturday noon? Hell no!!!

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      September 29, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      She could express her frustration and any of her other swirling emotions, and not worry about having a great look or winning move, and just be a 19 year old who doesn’t need to be on a pedestal.

  8. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    September 29, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    *plays “Land of Darkness” from Pajama Sam on hacked muzak*

  9. Erica
    Erica
    September 29, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    I was thinking how much this is none of her business, but I just remembered that Dorothy got shut down by Walky when she asked him to get back together due to him being with Lucy, which is what triggered her spiral to begin with, and I realized it must feel like a gut punch to see Walky not-exactly-cheating-but-maybe-being-inappropriate with Amber in that context

    • audkitten
      audkitten
      September 29, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      Yes, this is exactly what I was thinking. She must be wondering why she’s not good enough but Amber is

      • Erica
        Erica
        September 29, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

        The real answer is she’s not garbage enough

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          September 29, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

          I don’t know if you’re joking but this is the real answer. Walky puts Dorothy on a pedestal of excellence which is probably very unfair to her to be held to such expectation. Amber not so much. Also Dorothy doesn’t have a gaming console.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            September 29, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

            Your answer that is. Reading my response doesn’t make it clear enough I’m agreeing with you.

            • StClair
              StClair
              September 29, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

              And I agree with both of you.

              • milu
                milu
                September 29, 2023 at 5:12 am | #

                Both Sirksomes?

                • clif
                  clif
                  September 29, 2023 at 7:25 am | #

                  All three of them.

                • clif
                  clif
                  September 29, 2023 at 7:47 am | #

                  The good Sirksome, the bad Sirksome, and the excuse for an Oxford comma Sirksome.

                  The was originally going to be the surreal Sirksome, but my fingers just sort of took over.

                • milu
                  milu
                  September 29, 2023 at 6:54 pm | #

                  There was an anti-walky Sirksome at some point, i could swear

          • Coatl
            Coatl
            September 29, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

            It is precisely that detail that bothered me a lot, the way Walky rejected Dorothy and adding the comments of the disgusting and bastard Raidah and all that in a single day.

          • Angel
            Angel
            September 29, 2023 at 2:43 am | #

            he was also like “well, i’m still dating lucy” we dont necessarily know if he’d take the temptation route and still say no if he had been unattached

      • Erica
        Erica
        September 29, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

        Though she’s getting there!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 29, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      Dorothy Dorothy, you misunderstood me. I just didn’t wanna cheat on Lucy with you.

      • milu
        milu
        September 29, 2023 at 5:12 am | #

        It’s perfectly simple

        • clif
          clif
          September 29, 2023 at 7:50 am | #

          self explanatory even.

          • milu
            milu
            September 29, 2023 at 7:07 pm | #

            Deducible from context alone, frankly.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 29, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

      The downward spiral began with Raidah’s abusive tirade. Walky’s rejection was just further down the spiral. She’s pretty fragile, but she can’t justifiably hate on Walky for wanting Amber’s machine. Any complaints she makes won’t have real teeth, even if Amber looks like she’s quaking. It’s not like they’re going to go back to year zero. They also can’t really ghost each other. So they’ll just have to let it slip until the hesitation marks from their past don’t cause as much feelings.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 29, 2023 at 1:45 am | #

        Raidah’s tirade was the straw on the camel’s back, definitely. Walky’s rejection was simply when she stopped wanting to fight.

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      September 29, 2023 at 3:59 am | #

      Ohhhhh. You know suddenly her impending crisis makes more sense. She took one shot at something she could be selfish over and he struck her down, and now he’s here, and there’s *just enough* dots connecting that she thinks something romantic is happening.

      Which is of course painfully ironic — Walky is here for the same reason she is.

      • clif
        clif
        September 29, 2023 at 7:52 am | #

        emotional cheating?

        • DashWallkick
          DashWallkick
          September 29, 2023 at 8:49 am | #

          That’s not a real thing, even the Jacob/Joyce thing was more about lying to family. Walky just wants to blow off some steam with Mario Kart. Danny and Joe do that every week.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 29, 2023 at 10:13 am | #

            I think emotional cheating is a real thing, but maybe not quite in the way it’s usually discussed. Cheating often doesn’t come out of nowhere at the first kiss or first sex – when whatever hard line you want to draw is crossed.

            I see emotional cheating as building that romantic connection that leads up to the actual cheating (or to a breakup instead). It’s more a thing to watch out for in yourself, because for some it’s easy to do without ever intending to do anything wrong. Which is where I think Jacob falls.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              September 29, 2023 at 10:13 am | #

              And to be clear, I don’t see any signs of that with Walky and Amber.

              • clif
                clif
                September 29, 2023 at 11:10 am | #

                No, no. Walky is here to emotionally cheat with the switch. Dorothy is here to emotionally cheat on the presidency.

        • Allen Alberti
          Allen Alberti
          September 29, 2023 at 9:21 am | #

          people can have friends.

  10. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    September 29, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Dottie can’t explain why it’s wrong. But she KNOWS it’s wrong, because of reasons. Unreasonable reasons, but reasons.

    • Erica
      Erica
      September 29, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      Reasons like Walky hanging out with pantsless Amber instead of pantsless Dorothy

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 29, 2023 at 2:44 am | #

        by walky standards putting on pants, even pajama pants before leaving his dorm to visit someone else is pretty good lol

  11. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    September 29, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Walky owns a pair of pajama jeans.
    He can be wearing pajamas at anytime, in anyplace, for almost any occasion, let alone in his exe’s dorm room while leaning against a giant stuffed lesbian sex dinosaur.

    • Dday
      Dday
      September 29, 2023 at 2:28 am | #

      Now THAT’S a band name!

      • Dday
        Dday
        September 29, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

        ONE NIGHT ONLY! Giant Stuffed Lesbian SEX Dinosaur, live at the Bluebird!
        BE THERE
        BE THERE
        BE THERE

        • clif
          clif
          September 29, 2023 at 7:31 am | #

          OR BE AN EQUiLATERAL RECTANGLE!

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      September 29, 2023 at 11:25 am | #

      You had me at ‘giant stuffed lesbian’.

  12. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 29, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    I mean that’s still pretty in character for Walky, ya gotta admit, Dorothy.

  13. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 29, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Obviously, under other contexts, she probably has seen Walky walk around campus in pajamas or sometimes even his boxers plenty of times, but guess with the context of his having shot her down before, maybe she’s a bit more sensitive here.

    I do think it’d be kind of amusing if Dorothy got way more weird about it than Lucy would, though, particularly given Jennifer’s tendency to be pantsless pretty often, so Walky’s almost certainly been over there plenty of times with Jennifer in undies. (Yes, Walky and Jennifer are quasi-siblings, but still.)

  14. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    September 29, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Walky: I mean, Amber is a friend and I’m hanging out with a friend.

    Dot: YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX.

    Walky: Okay…bye.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 29, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      It’d be especially silly since Amber’s not even his ex, they didn’t date exactly.

      But really, the bigger reason Dorothy would be being silly here is the presence of Dina, like there’s a witness right there who A. would presumably prevent anything even if it were to get inappropriate, and B. would provide reliable testimony since she really has no reason to lie for Walky even if she was much for lying in general.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        September 29, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

        Is this an appropriate way for him to avoid his girlfriend, shortly after rejecting Dorothy citing how great a boyfriend he is to Lucy? there’s situations in between entirely platonic and literally fucking.

        • anonymsly
          anonymsly
          September 29, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

          How is he avoiding her? We don’t know she’s looking for him, she doesn’t seem to be texting him, they didn’t have plans, and she doesn’t have a Nintendo. And it’s not suspicious or mean, I think, to need a break every so often – you can like someone and be a good partner and still need/take a few hours to yourself.

          He has no romantic or sexual aim at Amber, he’s there to eat Nachitos and lose at Mario Kart. This is in no way cheating or even adjacent. It’s actually a fully platonic hangout with witnesses. (Thanks Dina!)

          • Dot
            Dot
            September 29, 2023 at 1:18 pm | #

            He is avoiding having to think about doing things with Lucy + his parents, but I don’t think it’s fair to describe that as “avoiding his girlfriend.”

        • Just an Armadillo
          Just an Armadillo
          September 29, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

          This is not one of those situations in between. This is two people hanging out playing video games. There is no scandal here.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            September 29, 2023 at 1:33 pm | #

            lol

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        September 29, 2023 at 1:41 pm | #

        I think it counts as dating. They went as far as grinding at the very least and were together until Halloween. We just didn’t see the relationship in full because they were already broken up post time skip. Everyone including themselves seem to acknowledge that Walky snd Amber were a couple and are regarded as exes.

  15. JA
    JA
    September 29, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    I predict Dina pops up from within her dinosaur to defuse the situation.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 29, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

      Either way, dino digga be chillin’ 🦖🥰

    • Just an Armadillo
      Just an Armadillo
      September 29, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      I predict Dina deems this none of her concern.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 29, 2023 at 2:45 am | #

      or accurately read the situation/call dorothy out on her feelings (not necessarily in a confrontational state, just mentioning it casually lol)

  16. Taffy
    Taffy
    September 29, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    Okay, but consider this: Dorothy’s weirdly hot as a jealous busybody.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 29, 2023 at 1:47 am | #

      Are you sure it’s not just the disheveled look?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        September 29, 2023 at 2:01 am | #

        I’m sure.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          September 29, 2023 at 7:33 am | #

          Oh thank god, it’s not just me.

          • clif
            clif
            September 29, 2023 at 7:59 am | #

            Though, to be fair, Dorothy is always weirdly hot and the disheveled look is oddly cute.

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      September 29, 2023 at 11:27 am | #

      She’s wearing hot pink. hint hint

  17. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    September 29, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

    Dorothys thinking “If you’re going to back slide why can’t you can back slide into/inside me!”

    • Dot
      Dot
      September 29, 2023 at 1:16 pm | #

      100%

  18. Taffy
    Taffy
    September 29, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

    All of these idiots have been pretty faithful to their partners, right? I can’t think of an example of any cheaters, and you people are always banging on about “overwrought conflict is the only possible way a story can be interesting”-flavored chips. So fuck it, time for some Bad Behavior™. Dorothy should cheat on Walky with Amber.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 29, 2023 at 2:46 am | #

      I think jacob might’ve been teh only one to kiss joyce while he was still in a relationship even if he ended things shortly after

    • milu
      milu
      September 29, 2023 at 5:19 am | #

      Then cheat on Joyce with Sarah, after Sarah has completely lost track of who was supposed to fuck who and why, and just really wants to be held.

  19. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    September 29, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

    Due to watching the Scott Pilgrim trailer, I now am imagining Lucy having to defeat Walky’s seven evil exes.

    Dorothy is the final boss.

    • Spriteless Aunty
      Spriteless Aunty
      September 29, 2023 at 9:32 am | #

      Nonono, Linda is the final boss.

  20. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    September 29, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

    Amber’s face in Panel 2

    Glorious

  21. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 29, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    I find it funny that this is being considered scandalous somehow. Walky and Amber are actually just chilling. Frankly this should be expected, Walky doesn’t have a single guy friend. I don’t know why Dorothy would or should take this personally. She’s actually coming to do the same thing for the same reason.

    • Just an Armadillo
      Just an Armadillo
      September 29, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

      I’ve got a sinking feeling we’re going to find out exactly what kind irrational thoughts are going through Dorothy’s head in the near future.

      But yeah, there is absolutely nothing going on here worth any kind of reaction… besides Dorothy’s reaction.

      • clif
        clif
        September 29, 2023 at 10:51 am | #

        “She’s actually coming to do the same thing for the same reason.”

        Not at all. She’s coming to watch cartoons and Walky is here to play video games. Not the same thing at all.

        Tho Amazigirl could probably do both at the same time.

    • Dday
      Dday
      September 29, 2023 at 2:32 am | #

      It’s not so much scandalous as sadly telling. Walky has all but admitted he can’t just be his normal self and unwind around Lucy, while it’s clearly natural as hell with Amber. I wanted to root for Walky/Lucy but I got the feeling that ship sunk a long time ago

      • clif
        clif
        September 29, 2023 at 8:01 am | #

        Actually it floats on until Walky realizes it sunk a long while ago.

  22. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    September 29, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    I mean… this isn’t even a sexy scene, is it? Two young adults in decidedly Non-skimpy (aka quasi-acceptable daywear as Walky points out) sitting side by side, not touching, playing a video game and shoving chips in their faces while one of their roommates is perched nearby reading a book.

    Dorothy, the correct move is to go get your own chips (or cookies, or carrot sticks, or whatever) and some trash f2p game and join them. It’s noon on a Saturday and folks be hanging out pointedly doing nothing. You WANTED another mental health day.

    • Bash
      Bash
      September 29, 2023 at 2:39 am | #

      It’s not sexy but it’s sort of intimate. To be hanging out with someone on a Saturday morning in your pajamas means you trust them and feel close to them. I think seeing that emotional closeness with a girl he used to like hurts her.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 29, 2023 at 2:50 am | #

      nope, but teenagers are emotional/hormonal

      that said i’m sure walky would enjoy a ‘date’ at teh arcade/doing vid games and stuff over like dressing up and going to ‘brunch’ in a group/with raidah’s friends and all

    • Aslan
      Aslan
      September 29, 2023 at 4:25 am | #

      I believe the implication is that Dorothy thinks Walky slept there

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 29, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

        i mean, dina’s there too, walky’s not /that/ unaware that he’d end up in a situation where he’d sleepover in someones room that’s not his gf unless it’s some kinda weird ‘group’ sleepover as opposed to some extreme situation where he couldn’t have passed out anywhere else

  23. SDRainbow
    SDRainbow
    September 29, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

    dorothy noooooooooooooooooooooooo

    i mean i get it

    but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  24. Jamie
    Jamie
    September 29, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

    I look forward to discovering whether or not the atheist will exhibit Evangelical cultural values. My popcorn is ready.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 29, 2023 at 2:49 am | #

      well, roz did call her ‘slutshamey as hell’ or something like that, although is it evangelical to think that cheating is wrong, not that that’s what walky’s doing anything wrong so far

      although i’m sure lucy would probably feel insecure about it if walky wasn’t like “hey i’m going to chill with amber and dina in their room playing games” walky’s not being intentionally malicious i don’t think but i doubt he actually let lucy know he’s with amber rn

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        September 29, 2023 at 6:54 am | #

        And let’s be honest, had he felt the need to tell Lucy what he was doing, she would’ve first tried to suggest all sorts of “couple-y” things to do, and then glued herself to his side and made unhappy comments the whole time.

    • Bash
      Bash
      September 29, 2023 at 4:48 am | #

      Atheists can get irrationally jealous too.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        September 29, 2023 at 10:38 am | #

        emotions are kind of all irrational. and I can think of nothing better for Dorothy in this moment than to express her jealousy, realize she’s jealous, and most importantly accept her jealousy.

        And it would be good for Walky too. First, he might finally take her off the pedestal. Second, what he’s doing isn’t 100% platonic, and someone needs to call him out. A: he’s avoiding his girlfriend, with whom he has little chemistry. B: It’s different than if he were hanging out with Ken and Arnold, or if he were hanging out with just Dina. He has chemistry with Amber. Her being in underwear is for emphasis.
        He needs to actually communicate with Lucy, about what their relationship is and isn’t. He probably won’t, because it’s easier to put that off. He might though, because he could realize that the person who’s been giving him advice is “full of shit sometimes” and jealous and not some always-rational ethics-bot.

        It won’t be good for either Amber or Dina.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 29, 2023 at 3:11 pm | #

          What he’s doing is 100% platonic. He came here to borrow the switch, not to hang out with Amber. He only stayed because she’d let him use it, but not leave with it.

  25. Suet
    Suet
    September 29, 2023 at 2:27 am | #

    From “mindless fun” to “do you mind??”, she’s still not the “same ol’ Dorothy” that Walky guaranteed.

    Mario Kart isn’t mindless fun either, anyhow.

  26. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    September 29, 2023 at 4:06 am | #

    I never can’t play well in driving games. The best I can do is Crash Team Racing and still could not reach Amber’s level.
    At least, I’m pretty decent in real life kart.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      September 29, 2023 at 7:35 am | #

      If Mario Kart is still too much actual racing for you, give the Twisted Metal series a go. 🙂 It’s essentially a deathmatch game, but everybody’s driving vehicles around instead of using human(oid) avatars. There’s no races, no laps, just doing your best to drive around the map and blast your opponents with silly Michael Bay-esque weaponry.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        September 29, 2023 at 1:04 pm | #

        Ah reminds me the good old Carmageddon days

  27. milu
    milu
    September 29, 2023 at 5:29 am | #

    Dorothy is shocked that everyone is better at chilling than she is;
    Dorothy is a competitive high-achiever;
    Therefore, Dorothy is about to put all her efforts into becoming the top chiller in IU.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      September 29, 2023 at 1:05 pm | #

      That’s a dangerous path to take, what if she decides that video games are the best way and start competing against Amber. She will never win!

      • milu
        milu
        September 29, 2023 at 7:08 pm | #

        this means war.

  28. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    September 29, 2023 at 5:47 am | #

    A thought just occurred to me — Dorothy is probably not dealing well with the fact that her “hey what if I had fun today” plan just got derailed by someone yet again pointing out “but you don’t have fun, you work harder”, and that someone is the ex who just rejected and embarrassed her. Not going to go well!

  29. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 29, 2023 at 5:55 am | #

    Amber you have no reason to feel guilty. It’s ok, Amber. There will be drama but it’s not your fault this time !

  30. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 29, 2023 at 6:07 am | #

    Panel 2. Amber suddenly realising how that looks from the outside.

    • clif
      clif
      September 29, 2023 at 10:54 am | #

      Panel 2. Amber eating Nachetos.

    • Hof1991
      Hof1991
      September 29, 2023 at 12:44 pm | #

      Panel 2. Amber continuing to beat Walky in the game.

  31. AlaninDC
    AlaninDC
    September 29, 2023 at 7:01 am | #

    Been more than a few years since i rolled out of bed, spent the whole day in my jammies and made a fistful of nacho chips the first taste I experienced in my mouth after waking up.

    If I also had a girl/friend like Amber around, I probably would not have ever left college.

    • clif
      clif
      September 29, 2023 at 7:39 am | #

      The spirit of AlaninDC still roams the halls and they say that on clear moonless nights you can still hear the sounds of crunching nacho chips.

  32. Big Z
    Big Z
    September 29, 2023 at 9:06 am | #

    I do so enjoy Walky’s SPECIFIC method of not giving a heck about Dorothy’s interrogation.

  33. Yeet
    Yeet
    September 29, 2023 at 9:08 am | #

    Not sure the idea that this could count as cheating has even crossed Walky’s mind
    Pretty sure he’s mostly thinking about video games and nachitos
    Given Amber’s expression I’m sure she’s caught up to the concept though
    You could say Walky is being inconsiderate of Lucy
    You could also talk about the perils of not talking about boundaries in relationships but that’s… pretty common in early adult relationships tbf
    I want six more people to walk in

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      September 29, 2023 at 9:14 am | #

      I mean it’s about time for Becky to arrive. After that….Ethan? Because of his newfound energy, he decides he should talk to her for whatever reason, walks in just as things are getting straightened out and calmed down, and successfully reignites everything.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      September 29, 2023 at 10:50 am | #

      cheating doesn’t have to be them fucking. what did cross his mind was, “who do I want to be with right now?” and it was Amber.

      When he was talking with Lyle, he said the reason he’s with Lucy is he wanted someone to watch cartoons with. So the kind of thing he’s looking for in a relationship, being comfortable just hanging out doing nothing together, he’s doing with his ex to avoid Lucy.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        September 29, 2023 at 11:55 am | #

        Actually, what crossed his mind was who has a Nintendo I can borrow, and it was Amber.
        Amber insisted that if he wanted to play it, he had to stay.
        And then Amber came over to him when he complained about her eating all the cheese covered corn chips by herself.
        Walky never intended to stay in this room and hang with anyone, let alone Amber.
        Playing Nintendo was his chosen method of avoiding doing Something (not avoiding Lucy specifically, though it’s always something with Lucy), not hanging with Amber.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          September 29, 2023 at 1:25 pm | #

          people make up reasons to hang out. He brought chips to share, he was intending to stay.

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            September 29, 2023 at 2:40 pm | #

            Ok, so you’re ignoring that he told her he’d bring the Nintendo back or are you choosing to believe Walky correctly predicted what Amber would do and say?

            Also, we’ve seen him walk the halls while eating chips, in his boxers no less, and he even gave the bag to Joyce after talking to her about relaxing on a Sunday, so him bringing the chips with him now doesn’t imply any special thinking on his part.

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              September 29, 2023 at 4:41 pm | #

              I’m saying people make up pretenses to invite themselves to hang out, and I’m not taking everything Walky says as literally true. I’m saying that he had a guess what she would do and say, but also had a backup excuse.
              It’s not special thinking on his part. It’s very on brand of him, but also not that rare in human behavior.

              • cbwroses
                cbwroses
                September 29, 2023 at 5:18 pm | #

                It’s actually not on brand for Walky to make up excuses to hang out with people.
                Yes there are plenty of people who do that, but he is not shown to do that.
                And why wouldn’t you take it at face value?
                He does not have a habit of saying one thing and meaning another.
                That’s why it’s special thinking on his part, because it’s not his normal behavior.

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            September 29, 2023 at 3:15 pm | #

            He was explicitly holding the bag of chips to consume *by himself* at the beginning of the storyline when he was expecting to sit in his dorm room playing Nintendo. When he got to Amber, he used the Nachitos, (the only thing he had on him) to try and bribe his way into borrowing the Switch *and taking it with him.* You are ascribing intent that is just explicitly not there.

          • Da Boy
            Da Boy
            September 29, 2023 at 4:04 pm | #

            This is coming dangerously close to “men and women can’t be friends, there is always romantic/sexual tension.”

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              September 29, 2023 at 4:52 pm | #

              no, it’s not. fuck off.
              If he were watching cartoons with Joyce, it’d be different. The romantic chemistry between Walky and Amber is strong enough that when they intentionally made a terrible impression, his dad took him aside and said “she’s a keeper.”

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                September 29, 2023 at 6:17 pm | #

                It’s his phone.

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              September 29, 2023 at 4:58 pm | #

              Wow, rude much?
              All Walky cared about was playing some games because he was bored, if that was a criteria for a romantic relationship I’d be gay as hell. Same for Amber really, food and games.

      • zee
        zee
        September 29, 2023 at 12:13 pm | #

        He’s not avoiding her, he chose to hang out with someone else. That’s fine. Even on that comment about not feeling like nothing with Lucy or whatever- they just started dating. It’s been like 2 weeks. It’s normal to not feel completely comfortable/at ease around your new partner at that point. You haven’t settled into a routine yet, you’re still figuring things out and trying to impress them and whatever. Lucy’s been a bit much but she has new relationship +first boyfriend jitters. It’s fine. This isn’t an indication of anything

        • Dot
          Dot
          September 29, 2023 at 1:11 pm | #

          Right, it’s easy to see why Dorothy is misinterpreting what’s going on, but Walky really has done absolutely nothing wrong here. He’s allowed to be friends with, and hang out with, his friends, including female ones, including ones he had situationships with.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            September 29, 2023 at 1:27 pm | #

            sure he can be friends with an ex. that’s not merely what’s happening here though.

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              September 29, 2023 at 1:45 pm | #

              I’m pretty sure that’s *exactly* what’s happening here?

              • Azhrei Vep
                Azhrei Vep
                September 29, 2023 at 8:54 pm | #

                I’m not even sure that much is happening. They’re being kinda cool with one another, but whether or not this is back to being a friendship… well, time will tell.

            • Dot
              Dot
              September 29, 2023 at 6:33 pm | #

              Walky sure seems to think it is!

          • nicoleandmaggie
            nicoleandmaggie
            September 29, 2023 at 2:25 pm | #

            nothing wrong except skipping out on a lunch date with his actual girlfriend?

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              September 29, 2023 at 3:12 pm | #

              When did he make a lunch date with Lucy?

            • cbwroses
              cbwroses
              September 29, 2023 at 3:21 pm | #

              Actually, he’s not.
              I thought he was, but I just checked the tags for Walky, Charles, and Linda individually, and in none of the recent strips did they make plans to meet up today.
              The original plan was lunch yesterday, then the parents texted to switch to dinner yesterday, which Amber came to.
              But Linda specifically asked Sal and Danny to lunch today, with no mention of Walky and Lucy.
              And Walky never mentioned lunch today, or any meetup today, to Lucy.
              Here’s the link to Linda specifically asking for Sal and Danny:

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/04-but-dont-give-yourself-away/hardmode/

              • nicoleandmaggie
                nicoleandmaggie
                September 29, 2023 at 3:37 pm | #

                huh! Good research! I take it back!

          • Azhrei Vep
            Azhrei Vep
            September 29, 2023 at 8:53 pm | #

            “including ones he had situationships with.” Umm…. what? Gonna need a definition on that word. Situationship?

      • milu
        milu
        September 29, 2023 at 7:16 pm | #

        Wow. HueSatLight made a very normal guess at something that might be the case that the narrative hasn’t yet made clear, and some of you seem to be bending backwards to misread it.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 29, 2023 at 11:34 pm | #

          Just another day on the comment section.

    • Yeet
      Yeet
      September 29, 2023 at 8:41 pm | #

      my comment about something not crossing walky’s mind caused more discussion than I expected
      dude’s just not thinking about it when he should be is all I meant
      going to hang out with amber is an impulse he should be examining for sure but it mostly feels like his screensaver icon hasn’t hit the corner and created a thought

      • Dot
        Dot
        September 29, 2023 at 11:57 pm | #

        There’s nothing to examine! His thought process was “I want to play Nintendo” and so he went to the only one of his friends he knows is guaranteed to have one

        • Yeet
          Yeet
          September 30, 2023 at 11:37 am | #

          Ehhhh, Sal has one and hanging out with your ex with both of you in your underwear is kind of a bad look even if there’s no bad intent.

  34. Spriteless Aunty
    Spriteless Aunty
    September 29, 2023 at 9:35 am | #

    You know if the switch successor is also named switch something then this will age better than the DS games.

  35. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    September 29, 2023 at 10:55 am | #

    Feels a little like Joyce bringing up the idea of emotional cheating served a narrative purpose beyond her situation.

  36. Pergola
    Pergola
    September 29, 2023 at 11:35 am | #

    I am amazed that Walky is aware of the passage of time.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 30, 2023 at 4:01 am | #

      i mean, you can access your phone at anytime, even if the swtich doesn’t have a time display (i don’t have one so idk), but he’s prolly slept in enough weekends to know when noon time roughly is lol

  37. nicoleandmaggie
    nicoleandmaggie
    September 29, 2023 at 2:25 pm | #

    I notice the confirmation of the time here– lamp-shading that it’s lunch. I really really hope that Lucy wasn’t supposed to meet up at the lunch place. I really hope she was supposed to walk over with him. I wouldn’t wish her being alone with Walky’s parents on anybody (except maybe Jennifer who seems to be able to handle it).

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      September 29, 2023 at 4:07 pm | #

      Walky wasn’t explicitly included in the lunch invitation, so he’s probably pretending it wasn’t about him. We didn’t see him say anything to Lucy about it either, so she probably doesn’t even know it was a thing.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 30, 2023 at 4:00 am | #

      given how…clingy lucy is/enthusiastic about her relationship they would’ve walked together, if not walky being texted by now, but this is a slow burn towards a break up i imagine

  38. morhek
    morhek
    September 29, 2023 at 11:10 pm | #

    “Oh, so you weren’t willing to cheat on Lucy with ME, but Amber is fine?”
    “Firstly, it’s just Mario Kart., Secondly, if i was cheating I’d be winning by now.”
    “No you wouldn’t.”
    “This doesn’t involve you Amber.”
    “I’m feeling pretty involved.”

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 18h
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 18h
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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