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by David M Willis on August 20, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Love Dares You To Change
└ Tags: carla, jennifer, joyce, mary

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  1. Ray
    Ray
    August 20, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    No additional wind resistance as she skates by??

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      August 20, 2024 at 5:49 am | #

      Carla showers with her skates on?

  2. Lumino
    Lumino
    August 20, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    That’s probably the most gender affirming thing Joyce could have said.

    She never noticed Carla as anything different than who she claimed to be.

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      August 20, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      Awww

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      well, even tho it’s a big part of her identity i think most ppl would think of her as “That one girl on rollerskates” as opposed to “the trans character” as like some mouthpiece/representation or so, like how Booster is also a psych major that probably over steps boundaries a bit (tho it is interesting how booster shares a room with walky and carla has her own dorm unless that was part of the ‘lawsuit’)

      • Enkrod
        Enkrod
        August 20, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

        Afaik Booster isn’t trans, they are non-binary

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          August 20, 2024 at 1:06 am | #

          Nonbinary don’t have to identify as trans, but we are under the umbrella, and plenty of us do identify as nonbinary trans people. I think Booster is nonbinary trans as well.

          • Nathan
            Nathan
            August 20, 2024 at 1:49 am | #

            Yeah, I’m not sure if it’s come up, but I would guess Booster self-identifies as trans

            • JR
              JR
              August 20, 2024 at 2:42 am | #

              They do. They told Walky to get rid of Carla for them and framed it as trans allyship.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            August 20, 2024 at 3:23 am | #

            Yee, genderfluid folk like Malaya fall under the trans umbrella as well ^^

          • Concolor44
            Concolor44
            August 20, 2024 at 7:17 am | #

            Yeah, my daughter’s spouse is a trans guy who identifies as nonbinary.

        • Wren
          Wren
          August 20, 2024 at 2:49 am | #

          Non-binary folk are under the trans umbrella and it’s an important part of identity to some of us.

          I’m guessing your point is that we have no reason to think Booster has transitioned medically, which may have been the reason Carla got her own room. Or it might be the level of social transition- if Booster presented as considerably more femme, they might have also been offered their own room. We don’t have enough information to say, but it’s probably to do with the level of transition.

          Carla’s probably more comparable to- I think his name was Zac? A trans guy who had recently come out in Billie’s new, uh, area. (I forgot the right word.) He was extremely recently out when we saw him and implied to still be living with girls- if he’s not allowed a solo room then it’s either specifically because Carla’s a trans woman or because her parents are rich.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            August 20, 2024 at 3:04 am | #

            Zaph, which I only remember because he was a Shortpacked! carryover.

            • Wren
              Wren
              August 20, 2024 at 6:02 am | #

              That’s it! I remembered him being from Shortpacked! but he was so minor a character I was really fuzzy on his name. Clearly.

              Also I realised that there’s another option to Carla having her own room and not other transfolk and that’s having transitioned legally- which I think she very likely has.

          • Psychie
            Psychie
            August 20, 2024 at 7:02 am | #

            I’m pretty sure solo rooms just cost more at IU, I was never in campus housing, but I did briefly look into it for the sake of curiosity and I don’t recall seeing anything about specific accommodations for trans people regarding single rooms (or in general, really, not that I looked for it since I’m cis, but still). Zaph might still be in the female wing because he came out after being assigned the room and it will take time to move him, or it might be left up to the individual to decide which wing they’d rather be in.

            It might also be a legal thing, a friend of mine who came out and transitioned a couple years ago had her birth certificate legally changed after she started medically transitioning and had her legal name changed, so it could be that IU recognizes whatever gender is on your legal documents when assigning a wing, so if Carla has had her documents changed to reflect her gender identity and Zaph hasn’t, that could explain it.

            As for Booster, would a non-binary person care which wing they are in? I get that might sound flippant, but I mean it as a genuine question, since as neither a man nor a woman, wouldn’t being put in the men’s wing or the woman’s wing be equally good or bad or whatever? That’s the kind of thing I assume would have personal variance, but like, in general would it make a difference?

            • BorkBorkBork
              BorkBorkBork
              August 20, 2024 at 9:56 am | #

              I think we’re way, way overthinking it here. This is a university, and this is clearly a rooming policy. Therefore, it has nothing to do with what makes sense or not, and is instead 100% based on public image.

              Whether or not you get a solo room, would be entirely based on what will or will not get the school into scandals with donors. And that 100% has to do with whether you’re rooming with someone whose sex assigned at birth is the same as your own.

              Booster may be nonbinary trans, but if their sex assigned at birth was male, then there’s no rich conservative donors clutching their pearls if they room with Walky. Same with Zaph, who was on a women’s floor the last time we saw him.

              Carla, however, has a big giant freaking spotlight on her like the queen she is, and I’m sure that the single room was a concession that was made by the school when the Ruttens enrolled her.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                August 20, 2024 at 10:57 am | #

                I’d also note that there’s an issue of change in policies over time– when the strip started, housing accommodations for trans students were less common. I started college in 2012, and there was a big push for it going on in my campus LGBTQ+ then. Now, my college has more options relating to gender and on-campus housing. I don’t know the exact situation for IU, but I think that might be a factor here as well.

                Also, yeah, singles cost more.

              • Uly
                Uly
                August 21, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

                It may not have even been a concession. They have the money to pay for a single room. They may have not even considered the question.

              • Oz
                Oz
                August 26, 2024 at 1:54 pm | #

                Why does everyone assume Booster is amab tho? they could just as well be afab. actually don’t they have a same age twin sister? it they are identical twins that would imply Booster is afab (they could be fraternal twins, not sure if something has been said abouit that)

            • Wren
              Wren
              August 20, 2024 at 6:07 pm | #

              “Would a non-binary person care which wing they were in?” That’s an answer which will vary widely. Some would care for safely reasons; some would care for identity reasons; some would do everything they could to look for gender neutral options. And some genuinely wouldn’t care.

              “Non-binary” just means someone who falls outside the gender binary. Some lean more masc, some more femme. For example being perceived and treated exclusively as female caused me massive gender dysphoria- being perceived and treated exclusive as male does not. But I’m not male, I’m non-binary. My spouse is agender and doesn’t much care about gendered language unless it has specific connotations that don’t feel right to them. However, if either of us were housed in female-exclusive areas we’d both be deeply uncomfortable because neither of us look female and we know that things would be… awkward at best.
              I know someone who’s gender fluid and would find being in gendered housing at all to be uncomfortable. I know someone who is transfemme (NOT female) and transitioned and presents fairly femme but doesn’t care about passing in large part because they are not female. I know or have known non-binary folk where I couldn’t guess where they would fall on gendered housing- but honestly, the most common question in that situation is “where would I be safest”. And we’d definitely care that we need to put our safety over having our identities respected, cause that doesn’t feel good.

              Apologies for the ramble. About Booster specifically, it’s unclear how they feel, but iirc (I might not and I just woke up so I haven’t looked) Booster did express a measure of discomfort when they thought Amber was suggesting they hook up with Ethan because he’s exclusively into men, which Booster is not. That implies that they would definitely prefer a gender neutral option were it available to them.

              • Tatterhood
                Tatterhood
                August 20, 2024 at 7:34 pm | #

                Thanks for rambling. It means I don’t feel compelled to, because you shared everything I’d want to see covered 🙂

              • Psychie
                Psychie
                August 21, 2024 at 10:41 am | #

                Thank you for the answer, there is admittedly a *lot* I don’t understand about the non-binary spectrum and finding answers to my questions has proven challenging.

                I learn best by arguing, if something doesn’t make sense to me I’ve found the most efficient way to learn what I’m missing is to argue with someone who knows what they’re talking about, pointing out what look to be logical holes to me, so they can identify what I’m misunderstanding and correct that, but it’s really hard to do that without coming off like I’m attacking them and that is decidedly *not* my intention so I mostly just don’t so I can avoid causing unintentional harm, but it’s difficult to always be respectful when I’m ignorant since I don’t know enough to know what is and is not respectful.

                So thank you for taking my question in the spirit I intended and giving a blunt answer, that is exactly what I needed. Although your answer *does* leave me with more questions since it mentioned some stuff I had never heard of before, I figure this probably isn’t the place to get into the nitty gritty and pester you with more questions.

                • Wren
                  Wren
                  August 21, 2024 at 10:41 pm | #

                  I mean, I’d be happy to answer questions, but you probably won’t even see this now since the second page after this one will be going up soon! If you do see this uh… feel free to ask? Learning is good.

          • Theluxland
            Theluxland
            August 20, 2024 at 7:58 am | #

            Again, it depend on the person. I’m agender and consider myself trans, my bestie is genderfluid and don’t really consider themself trans. I guess it’s on the perception of things and the way you wanna handle this?

        • Kerry Ann
          Kerry Ann
          August 20, 2024 at 11:20 am | #

          The way I’ve always interpreted it is that if you were assigned a gender at birth that does not match your own gender, you are transgender.

          Using this rubric, theoretically, an intersex person could identify as cisgender non-binary.

          • S.R.
            S.R.
            August 20, 2024 at 9:37 pm | #

            I’m not sure that’s necessarily the case. Pretty sure most parents of intersex kids don’t go “okay, you’re nonbinary”. They usually seem to assign either ‘he’ or ‘she’.

        • S.R.
          S.R.
          August 20, 2024 at 9:35 pm | #

          Unless they were assigned NB at birth, they’re (arguably) trans. Some NB folks don’t identify as trans, but that’s personal choice rather than the word outright not being accurate.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            August 20, 2024 at 11:56 pm | #

            and of course I can’t read threaded messages, so your post is DIRECTLY above mine and contradicting what I said, figures =B

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          August 20, 2024 at 11:55 pm | #

          Not to speak for others, but my understanding is nonbinary IS trans, bc nobody is “assigned NB at birth”

      • BadRoad
        BadRoad
        August 20, 2024 at 4:13 am | #

        This is how I react to both Booster and Carla. They both annoyed me long before I learned anything about their gender and continue to annoy me for non-gender-related traits.

      • geno
        geno
        August 20, 2024 at 9:42 am | #

        Carla’s parent are also super rich and probably paid extra

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 20, 2024 at 2:49 pm | #

          Not merely paid extra, but also were rich enough to mount legal challenges if necessary.

          • Mark
            Mark
            August 20, 2024 at 5:12 pm | #

            Legal challenges? “We’d like to endow a Chair of Gender Studies, with the condition that our daughter gets a single dorm room until she graduates.”

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 20, 2024 at 10:52 pm | #

              Carrot and stick. 🙂

              But it also depends on how much they just want Carla treated well and how much they want to affect university policy

      • GreyICE
        GreyICE
        August 20, 2024 at 3:07 pm | #

        Dina has some observations about that.

    • Rose by Any other Name
      Rose by Any other Name
      August 20, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      I was just thinking that. The only ‘off’ thing to Joyce was that OTHERS were treating Carla ‘weird’.

      “More people should be like Joyce” is not a sentence I expected to write today, but there you go.

      Now don’t fuck it up, Joyce. You done good – don’t fuck it up.

      • Bash
        Bash
        August 20, 2024 at 1:49 am | #

        That just means that Carla passes well. Let’s see how Joyce reacts now that she actually knows.

        • S.R.
          S.R.
          August 20, 2024 at 9:38 pm | #

          I somehow doubt it’s going to be anything particularly bad. Awkward, probably! But well-meaning awkward, I gotta imagine.

      • Abdomino
        Abdomino
        August 20, 2024 at 2:03 am | #

        I’m pretty OK with telling people to be more like Joyce. Say what you will, but she really came in with both her own beliefs and a sincere desire to learn. She was, and is, constantly being confronted by choices and her usual instinct is to learn how to make the best one without losing her sense of self. And, along the way, she’s able to understand her sense of self ever more deeply, embracing the things she wants to be, and leaving behind the things that get into the way of that.

        She’s still learning. She’s boorish about it sometimes, but it’s sincere and from a desire to get away from behavior & beliefs she once embraced and now rejects.

        I think she’s going to be agitated for a bit, and I hope Carla isn’t nearby during that, but she’ll get her mind around it. Considering the timeline, she’s growing and changing as a person at a remarkable, if not perhaps unrealistic, pace. And the only way for her changes to be believable, she needs to fumble along the way.

      • WillowD
        WillowD
        August 20, 2024 at 12:08 pm | #

        Actually, I don’t think Joyce will fuck it up much, if at all. She has realized that everything she has been raised to believe is thoroughly wrong and has been working like crazy to change her behavior and beliefs.

        I might even go so far as seeing Joyce and Carla becoming friends over this.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          August 20, 2024 at 6:55 pm | #

          I fully expect her to be extremely, loudly awkward and weird about this in an uncomfortable yet funny way at least once.

    • vulcanodon
      vulcanodon
      August 20, 2024 at 9:55 am | #

      I’m here for it. Growing up as a cis white male, my manhood was under constant scrutiny

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 20, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh yeah, Carla’s blonde actually.

    • WillowD
      WillowD
      August 20, 2024 at 12:04 pm | #

      Is this canon? I love learning trivia about Carla.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 20, 2024 at 6:21 pm | #

        Young baby Carla had very light blue past filter hair. Maybe it was blonde or maybe it was light blue to imitate Carla’s second favorite cartoon Mega Boat. (You’ve never heard of Mega Boat or its lost media pilot because it’s creator lost a lawsuit with Hasbro for looking too much like Depth Charge. Yes I’ve made this all up.)

        https://www.tumblr.com/dumbingofage/148077389327/this-months-patreon-bonus-strip-poll-winner-was

  4. morhek
    morhek
    August 20, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    “She also appears to have grafted the rollerskates directly to her feet and nobody is sure how she did it.”

    • Kazuma Taichi
      Kazuma Taichi
      August 20, 2024 at 5:43 pm | #

      have bionics gone too far?

  5. staszu13
    staszu13
    August 20, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Well, she ISN’T a natural redhead 🤷

  6. Cholma
    Cholma
    August 20, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Dear Prior Joyce, God created you nekkid, and yet you changed that by *gasp* wearing clothes! SINNER. Shave your pits? SINNER. Put on makeup or deodorant? SINNER. Shame on you, Prior Joyce. SHAME.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      August 20, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      …and I just saw the Alt Text. Dagnabit! Missed an obvious one!

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

      isn’t there actually some bible verse where you can’t wear clothes made of certain/mixed materials? XD;

      • James
        James
        August 20, 2024 at 12:38 am | #

        Leviticus 19:19.

        Google also says it was about preventing people from wearing a certain type of garment reserved for the clergy rather than a moral ruling, but that’s five seconds research so take it with a grain of salt.

        Not to mention the types of people who use Leviticus to justify bigotry definitely don’t care about the original intent or context and just ascribe moral judgment to it anyway…

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          August 20, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

          They also conveniently “forget” or disregard that if they consider themselves followers of Jesus, then most of the Old Testament rules were thrown out in favor of His teachings. (I’m not a religious student, but I believe everything except the Ten Commandments were overruled by the New Testament)

          • ThomasQuinn
            ThomasQuinn
            August 20, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

            Matthew 5:17-18: “Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.” and “For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.” respectively. Which makes sense, as Christianity was a Jewish sect until at least the time when Paul decided to cast a wider net. So no, your assertion is patently untrue – which doesn’t mean that Christians haven’t simply dismissed or explained away any passage that was inconvenient at the time.

            • Cholma
              Cholma
              August 20, 2024 at 2:38 am | #

              I think I learned that the Old Testament rules were no longer valid because of the Last Supper: “This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you” but I freely allow that I’m not a scholar and haven’t even looked at a bible in almost 40 years.

              • jeffepp
                jeffepp
                August 20, 2024 at 3:50 am | #

                One of the issues facing Judaism then (as always) was the questions of what was “the Law” (and wasn’t), and what was the interpretation of “the Law”. Each sect, including “the Way” (early Christianity) had (a) different answer(s) to this.

                In the present, different sects of both still argue about the same kind of questions and answers. We just tend to follow some version where someone has or is yelling their version very loudly, because that’s how we determine who’s right. Then everyone else is a godless heathen.

            • jflb96
              jflb96
              August 20, 2024 at 2:52 am | #

              There is also Acts 10, where God says to Peter ‘Excuse me, idiot, which of us is the Creator? Who are you to call my creations ‘unclean’?’

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 20, 2024 at 7:46 am | #

              It’s complicated and what we see in the NT is essentially the argument 1st century Christians were having about whether followers of Jesus (or at least Gentile converts) needed to keep Torah Law or whether Jesus’s death and resurrection superseded that. Paul’s faction won out. Cynically, because it was easier to get converts if they didn’t have to get circumcised.
              But it left us with conflicting passages in the NT, because the authors were part of this argument. They shouldn’t really be reconciled, because they’re saying different things and the idea that the Bible speaks with one voice hides what the individual authors thought.

              • dinajoyce
                dinajoyce
                August 20, 2024 at 12:08 pm | #

                yup! thejeff has it right! It’s unclear whether or not ethnically Jewish Christians should still follow Torah Law or not, but Paul definitely wins out on deciding that Gentile converts do not need to convert to Judaism and follow the Law to be Christians. Some segments of modern church have kinda lost sight of the fact that there has always been debate in biblical interpretation. Once you start to see the Bible as containing large sections of debate about how to interpret the teachings of the Law and/or Jesus’ teachings, it gets way more interesting.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  August 20, 2024 at 2:48 pm | #

                  But understanding the Bible that way conflicts with seeing it as the inerrant authoritative Word of God.

                • Mark
                  Mark
                  August 20, 2024 at 5:16 pm | #

                  Nah, it’s easy: in the NT the Word of God is quoted in red, and everything else is history or commentary.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  August 20, 2024 at 10:55 pm | #

                  [Looks in my copy. Sees no red. Tosses book.]

                  Not sure when the “red letter” thing became common, but it’s hardly universal.

                  Also, even that is really something that a later author claimed Jesus said and since none of them had recordings or even transcripts, even the words in red are shaped to the later authors theological agendas.

  7. Davus
    Davus
    August 20, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Yeah, Joyce had no clue and only picked up on anything because other people were acting weird. That makes sense given that she didn’t guess when Dorothy started talking about it, even though Carla came in at the time.
    Also, Jennifer and Dorothy were correct to keep that from her. She wasn’t ready yet, but she probably is now.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      August 20, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

      Fingers crossed that she understands it’s other people being weird about things that aren’t any of their business that’s the problem.

    • GoblinBagsSumo
      GoblinBagsSumo
      August 20, 2024 at 11:22 am | #

      Doesn’t she also make a comment after some break period where she notices Carla is bustier than she was before? (Likely because of HRT.) I wanna say it was Dorothy with her?

  8. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    August 20, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Nothin says growin up like cringe flashbacks, am i right? :p

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

      i odn’t think anyone will ever grow outta cringe flashbacks lol but comedy/story telling wise it is entertaining

      • Psychie
        Psychie
        August 20, 2024 at 7:10 am | #

        I think NGPZ meant that the fact that she’s cringing at a flashback of a thing she said in the past means she’s grown since she said it and this is a relatable experience for a lot of people. Personally, I don’t tend to cringe at memories of my past, even if I have said a lot of things I no longer agree with, but I don’t tend to cringe in general and I don’t have much in the way of an episodic memory, so I don’t have a whole lot of memories that I relive in that way in the first place.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      August 20, 2024 at 7:21 am | #

      Been there; done that. (toodangmanytimes)

  9. Casi
    Casi
    August 20, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh boy, this arc is gonna be interesting. Is it possible for me to hate Mary more?

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      August 20, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Sky is the limit baby!

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      August 20, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      She turns out to be Toedad in a really clever disguise?

      • Council
        Council
        August 20, 2024 at 9:40 pm | #

        It wouldn’t be Toedad if the disguise was clever

        the man had scant few virtues and brainpower wasn’t on the list

    • Leadsynth
      Leadsynth
      August 20, 2024 at 10:31 am | #

      I seethe with rage at Mary. It’ll be so satisfying when Carla exacts revenge

    • PedanticJerkass
      PedanticJerkass
      August 20, 2024 at 1:24 pm | #

      I… I wouldn’t tempt fate like that…

  10. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    August 20, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh huh, speaking of, where are Joyce’s glasses this morning?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 20, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      In her room, probably

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      August 20, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Probably still next to or by her bed. She kinda stormed out while chatting with Joe, so glasses were probably not a priority as she left the room.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 20, 2024 at 3:18 am | #

        She was going to shower, and you don’t wear your glasses in the shower.

        • Doopyboop
          Doopyboop
          August 20, 2024 at 5:21 am | #

          That too.

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      August 20, 2024 at 4:40 am | #

      Yeah it took me till the alt text to notice

  11. Yumi
    Yumi
    August 20, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Mary and her “you can always tell”ism, like she would have known if it hadn’t been fuckin national news.

  12. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    August 20, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

    I notice that Mary gets Carla’s pronoun right when she’s upset.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      August 20, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      She know that if she starts misgendering the dorm will beat her ass into next month.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        August 20, 2024 at 1:31 am | #

        Next month in real world time, in strip time, or comic book time?

        • Tawdry Quirks
          Tawdry Quirks
          August 20, 2024 at 1:43 am | #

          Strip time when observed by everyone else present, but she’ll experience it as slowly as it take the real world to get to next month in comic. So it’ll involve relativistic time dilation.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          August 20, 2024 at 7:24 am | #

          I’m fine with ‘next month’ in comic strip time. That means it’ll be like July 2026 before we see her again. I’m cool with that.

      • pope suburban
        pope suburban
        August 20, 2024 at 2:40 am | #

        Yeah I think Ruth actually did clock Mary for that once, as is right and proper.

        • PedanticJerkass
          PedanticJerkass
          August 20, 2024 at 1:37 pm | #

          Ruth did at least slap her once, Jennifer is the one who outright punched her. Unfortunately not into next week, though.

      • PedanticJerkass
        PedanticJerkass
        August 20, 2024 at 1:31 pm | #

        I would entirely fine with Mary being punched into next week. Comic time, not real time, of course, since that would mean we wouldn’t be seeing Mary again probably for months, if not years.

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          August 20, 2024 at 7:54 pm | #

          How about out of the current calendar year? But not into one full of spirited horses, she might actually enjoy that.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 20, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

      Using the wrong words deliberately takes effort!

    • ESM
      ESM
      August 20, 2024 at 12:42 am | #

      If she didn’t Joyce would look like an asshole for letting it slide and would be compelled to waste a strip on correcting Mary when this isn’t a Mary storyline, which would hurt the pacing.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        August 20, 2024 at 6:42 am | #

        Mary is a foil. Not a main character. Not every character in a story can be the main, or get special story time allocated to them. Not every character is meant to be a main villain or get a redemption arc. Some characters (those who serve a specific purpose for the main characters) are meant to be 2-dimensional.

        In this story, Mary serves as a way to show us what Joyce could have been if she’d gone a different way when she was around people who challenged the views she was brought up with.

        I’m not sure why you’re railing this hard against a really common narrative tool, but it just sounds like whining about not understanding story structure at this point.

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          August 20, 2024 at 6:43 am | #

          Note: This is replying as much to your comments yesterday as it is to your comment here today.

          • AY
            AY
            August 20, 2024 at 11:26 am | #

            And the day before that tbh.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          August 20, 2024 at 12:50 pm | #

          Thanks for saying this way better that I could. I decided not to engage with them today because really it just fell like a waste and giving them undue attention. And yeah it does fell like whining, especially because that avatar looks like it’s constantly crying out, so that is how I interpret how they sound, just non stop whining.

        • ESM
          ESM
          August 20, 2024 at 12:55 pm | #

          I do not understand why “Mary sucks and I hate her and I wish she wasn’t in the comic” is being interpreted as “I love Mary and wish we had more Mary content”

          • ESM
            ESM
            August 20, 2024 at 12:57 pm | #

            Actually, wait, yes I do. Forget it.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            August 20, 2024 at 8:18 pm | #

            Point to me where I said you loved Mary or wanted more Mary content?

            You’ve complained at length about Mary’s part in the story so I explained it. Whatever you took from that came from inside yourself unless it was the literal words I wrote on screen.

  13. JA
    JA
    August 20, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Anyone ever wonder what it’s like in Mary’s reality? It sounds terrible.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      August 20, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

      Everyone different is a depraved monster out to get you and there are countless deep states conspiracies trying to bring humanity to ruin and suppress their freedom. Fear and anger are the only things that give life any semblance of meaning.

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:33 am | #

      it would be hilarious if it cut to her parents, being like, the most hippy dippy ppl ever

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      August 20, 2024 at 12:38 am | #

      Anybody could secretly have been assigned any gender at birth, but the fact that it’s almost impossible to tell and doesn’t change anything somehow doesn’t mean it’s not important. So instead you have to devote your entire life to telling. All the circuits in the brain devoted to joy and caring about other people have to be taken up for looking at finger length, or whatever it is they claim is a biological tell this month, and plotting against imagined enemies. Until your own humanity is like a juiced orange, a bitter rind with no sweetness left. It would be pitiable except the hell is self inflicted, and you do your best to spread it to everyone else.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      August 20, 2024 at 2:35 am | #

      I think you can get news bulletins from Mary’s reality on Truth Social. America is a failed state over there, wracked by violent crime, and Donald Trump has won eighteen club championships at golf. But on the up side, there are free tampons in the boys’ bathrooms in Minnesota public schools.

    • Bittersweet
      Bittersweet
      August 20, 2024 at 5:47 am | #

      I know a guy like Mary and it baffles me. Everything can be going his way, everything turns out how he wants, he lives in one of the reddest states in the country (Texas) and yet it’s still a liberal hellscape and he believes that he is constantly being plotted against and the world is out to get him.

      Bro has $300k in the bank and is still miserable beyond all comprehension.

      • Aus
        Aus
        August 20, 2024 at 3:20 pm | #

        Texas is actually *not* one of the reddest states! It was only +5.6% for the Republicans in the 2020 race for President; only two states that went red had a smaller margin than that! Their Attorney General is on record saying, out loud, that they may have lost the state if they hadn’t engaged in voter suppression.

        Demographic shifts are complex, of course, but Texas has drawn a lot of immigration from coastal states as a tech industry hub, and well-educated people like that lean far more left.

        What Texas is is one of the states most committed to having an *identity* as a Red State.

        • Firefly
          Firefly
          August 20, 2024 at 7:52 pm | #

          Isn’t Texas only as red as it is due to rampant gerrymandering? Plus, yeah, voter suppression.

          • Aus
            Aus
            August 21, 2024 at 10:48 am | #

            In terms of their legislature and representation in Congress, yes. In this context I was using in a more cultural context where it’s a matter of “how many people around you are conservative”‘, and Texas isn’t as red-dominated as it likes to present itself as, at least in its cities.

    • PedanticJerkass
      PedanticJerkass
      August 20, 2024 at 1:44 pm | #

      Just look at the worldview of any given typical Trump supporter. That’s Mary’s reality.

      • PedanticJerkass
        PedanticJerkass
        August 20, 2024 at 1:44 pm | #

        So, yes. Terrible.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      August 20, 2024 at 1:51 pm | #

      From Mary’s point of view, all of civilization is constantly on the verge of total collapse, and she is the lone heroine who nobly shoulders the burden of reminding everybody what it means to be truly moral. So yes, her reality is terrible in general, but it’s very satisfying for her personally!

  14. Dawn
    Dawn
    August 20, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    I’m surprised Mary’s actually using the correct pronouns, after all the terf stuff she’s been saying.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      August 20, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      Possibly that is a line into offensiveness that Willis refuses to cross.

      • ESM
        ESM
        August 20, 2024 at 12:47 am | #

        It would also basically require Joyce to push back against it, which would waste panels better spent on the actual story. Mary’s screentime should generally be kept to a minimum because she’s terrible.

      • PedanticJerkass
        PedanticJerkass
        August 20, 2024 at 1:52 pm | #

        Not so sure about that. I mean, true enough, I don’t recall Mary being shown as explicitly calling Carla “he/him” yet, but it’s certainly not outside the realm of possibility, given all the other vile, offensive things Mary has been shown saying and doing.

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 20, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Just imagine air quotes around every ‘her’ that Mary says, if you need the immersion.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 20, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      I do think the actual explanation is probably wanting to keep the real egregiously hateful stuff to a minimum, but I’ve definitely seen transphobes slip up and fail to misgender the target of their ire because a lot of the time it does take active effort.

      • James
        James
        August 20, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

        The Watsonian and Doylist explanations can both be true.

    • Quiley
      Quiley
      August 20, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

      idk, in my experience there are plenty of transphobic people who still gender trans people properly

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      August 20, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

      We can also think Mary isn’t smart enough to remember to do it.

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:47 am | #

      i think there was a scene with “He uses they / them” for booster but that was just joyce being awkward

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        August 20, 2024 at 5:08 am | #

        Yes. “His pronouns are they/them!”

        Mary doesn’t have a male-looking name available for Carla, and Carla doesn’t remotely look male (yes, she’s tall, but that doesn’t mean much), so she actually thinks of Carla as female until she reminds herself.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 20, 2024 at 7:56 am | #

      Trying to remember if Mary’s ever used the wrong pronouns for Carla

  15. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    August 20, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    I’m tilting extremely hard at AC6 tonight and every time I try to Ctrl+Alt+Dlt Steam it keeps refiring. Tonight is going to be a task.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 20, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      I finally put it down. That was an ordeal it should not have been.

      I am several parsecs away from sober right now, so if this entire thread is shot I understand: The type of person Mary is deserves a summary execution. If you are the kind of independent actor in the universe who concerns themselves so unnecessarily with other actors, especially in such a bigoted manner, you need to be dropped dead as soon with as little fanfare as possible.

      GGs, everyone, may you make the world suck a little bit less in your passing.

      • Laura
        Laura
        August 20, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

        Ummm… Hrm. Hrm.

        Summary execution might be JUST… a wee bit too far for me. Eep!

        We’ve got enough violence in the world already.

        FWIW. $0.02.

        (Speaking as a person who currently has to go down four flights of stairs just to reach the sole accessible unisex restroom at work…)

        • Laura
          Laura
          August 20, 2024 at 12:42 am | #

          *I mean as a trans person. I don’t mean accessible as in wheelchair-accessible. It’s not.

        • ESM
          ESM
          August 20, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

          There’s no real downside though. Mary is an unpleasant and unpopular character with minimal story utility who would’ve been killed off years ago if a subsection of the fandom wasn’t horny for her.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            August 20, 2024 at 1:11 am | #

            Hey, it’s really fucking inappropriate to be blaming me for the character sticking around. Just because I’d [wow that’s inappropriate] Mary in the [holy fuck, settle down], that’s no excuse to be so ridiculous.

            • PedanticJerkass
              PedanticJerkass
              August 20, 2024 at 1:58 pm | #

              Um……..

              • PedanticJerkass
                PedanticJerkass
                August 20, 2024 at 2:42 pm | #

                Meh, just ignore me.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  August 20, 2024 at 8:04 pm | #

                  Done.

          • Dana
            Dana
            August 20, 2024 at 1:41 am | #

            Marys’ unpleasantness and unpopularity is likely exactly why she’s got story utility here. Willis wants Carla outed to Joyce for story reasons, and if Mary does it nobody has to deal with their favorite character doing it.

            • Proxiehunter
              Proxiehunter
              August 20, 2024 at 8:01 pm | #

              I’m sure Mary is someone’s favorite character. They’ve probably been banned though.

          • Jeremiah
            Jeremiah
            August 20, 2024 at 3:04 am | #

            Well that’s a new one at least.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            August 20, 2024 at 3:09 am | #

            I think basically every part of this analysis is wrong outside of “Mary is unpleasant”

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              August 20, 2024 at 12:53 pm | #

              Hey careful they might accuse you of “Defending Mary’s honor”.

          • PedanticJerkass
            PedanticJerkass
            August 20, 2024 at 2:03 pm | #

            I very seriously doubt that any readers’ horniness or lack thereof for Mary (ugh, ick, *vomit suppression*) has any bearing whatsoever on Willis’s reasons for keeping her around.

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              August 20, 2024 at 2:28 pm | #

              I’m pretty they are just a ver strange troll, I wouldn’t give any of what they say any mine.

            • PedanticJerkass
              PedanticJerkass
              August 20, 2024 at 2:41 pm | #

              Also, just to clarify, because that looks way worse than I intended…

              For me personally, speaking only for myself, it does not matter to me if a person is stupidly, smoking, supermodel hot or whatever*, if their personality is utter shit, as Mary’s is, then the thoughts of fucking them fills me with ugh, ick, and vomit suppression. Whether or not anyone else wants to entertain the idea of fucking Mary, despite her abhorrent personality, is none of my business whatsoever.

              * – Which, for what it’s worth, I don’t think applies to Mary to start with, but again, that’s just me.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 20, 2024 at 3:00 am | #

          Sorry to hear that Laura! That really sucks T_T

          • Laura
            Laura
            August 20, 2024 at 3:05 am | #

            Thanks, NG. :-/

            Nothing new, sadly… at least there IS a unisex restroom in the building!

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        August 20, 2024 at 5:52 pm | #

        I mean… I can’t say that I don’t get where you’re coming from?

        Her getting what’s coming to her in some form, be it Dina mauling her ass or having an actual demon ala Conjuring sent after her,

        feels as though it is necessary to balance the universe somehow

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      August 20, 2024 at 1:25 am | #

      Syndicate is probably my favorite AC, which is a weird statement to make.

      • Xtifr
        Xtifr
        August 21, 2024 at 3:30 pm | #

        AC New Horizons is definitely the one I spent the most time in, but AC Fires of Rubicon was a genuine revelation. I never got around to trying AC Skies Unknown, though. 🙂

  16. Jeremiah
    Jeremiah
    August 20, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Jennifer makes a good judgement call and thanks god for that.

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:41 am | #

      joyce was a pretty uptight fundie at the start, she also freaked out about that one polycule’s ‘open relationship’ or so , but i can imagine she would’ve avoided bringing up any ‘sensitive’ subject with joyce just to avoid dealing with her reactoins

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      August 20, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

      Jennifer actually makes quite a few good judgement calls. She mostly goes horribly wrong when it comes to anything that involves herself. As long as she has some distance, she’s usually on the money.

  17. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    August 20, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    God, if one believes such things, created you with eyes to look at the world around you and hands to touch it and change it and brains to think about what you’re seeing and doing. If God has given you the tools to change, are you going to decide He doesn’t want you to use them?

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      August 20, 2024 at 1:31 am | #

      A lot of fundie beliefs are painfully paradoxical and self-serving, yes.

      That’s basically why so many post-fundie atheists are so obsessed with logic and reason. That’s how they got out, so they think it’s the only way to see the light.

  18. Nono
    Nono
    August 20, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    Actually wondering how it’s ‘obvious’ to all the other non Joyce people.

    Was there a big announcement? Was it because she has a single room? Her height?

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      August 20, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      She’s the daughter of uber-wealthy and famous Gig Industrialists. Probably how they all found out.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        August 20, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

        She was on the cover of Time magazine as a child.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          August 20, 2024 at 7:27 am | #

          I see your gravatar and I imagine Carla herself suddenly appearing out of nowhere to say that, talking about herself in the third person. 😀

    • Amy
      Amy
      August 20, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

      Right? Yes, Carla is eccentric and stands out, but her being trans is one of the least attention-grabbing things about her.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      August 20, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      According to Dorothy, her coming out as a kid was “national news“. I’m guessing Joyce didn’t see that bit of news because the Browns didn’t want their kids exposed to it, fearing that the mere knowledge of the concept would “trans them” or some shit. Oh the irony.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 20, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

      Carla’s transition is implied to have literally been litigated in a high-profile court case, so she’s kind of famous.

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:42 am | #

      it’ll be q uite the interesting retrospective when the sibling comes out to her and she has flashbacks of joceleyn seeming ‘feminine’ , tho hopefully her joy would out weigh any awkwardness bc there was a strip a while ago that was like “i’ve always wanted a sisterm y whole life”

    • Uly
      Uly
      August 20, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

      Her parents are wealthy and famous and she was literally national news.

      And honestly, it all sounds awful, and being fabulously Carla is probably the only way she made it through. Immense wealth can insulate you from a lot, and having a loving and supportive family sure doesn’t hurt – but I would not have wanted anything of myself to be national news as an adolescent, certainly not anything anybody might target me for, and not with my rich family making the news cycle last longer than usual.

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 20, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

        Which also makes Booster’s jab at Carla’s parents’ wealth kinda insensitive.

        It’s okay to acknowledge privilege without necessarily condemning it.

        • Dana
          Dana
          August 20, 2024 at 1:35 am | #

          Booster was shooting for worse than kinda insensitive.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            August 20, 2024 at 6:50 am | #

            Yeah agree, I think if you told them they had only achieved “kinda insensitive” they would take another crack at it.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          August 20, 2024 at 1:35 am | #

          Booster? Being insensitive? Surely not.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            August 20, 2024 at 7:29 am | #

            Definitely yes. (and don’t call me ‘shirley’)

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 20, 2024 at 8:09 pm | #

              Makes note to self to make Shirley Steamweed the heroine of next novel.

              • Michael Steamweed
                Michael Steamweed
                August 21, 2024 at 7:24 am | #

                I don’t have _nearly as many_ starring roles in fanfic or full novels as I deserve! Get to writin’!

                (but do please post links to fanfic sites or bookseller sites!)

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 20, 2024 at 8:42 am | #

      It’s a little weird, because it’s never really been clear who knew and I don’t think we’ve really seen people on the floor acting weird around Carla. Not enough to warrant Joyce’s comment anyway.

  19. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 20, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

    Not quite “blue hair and pronouns,” but dyed hair of any stripe is close enough in spirit.

    I’m can totally see a version of this conversation as a long-lost strip from 2010-ish in my head, with all the shaky lineart and bobble-headed anatomy that entails.

    • anon
      anon
      August 20, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

      redheads are hot , tho lol

      tho other than it being too pricey/costly i can imagine some ppl doing two toned dyed hair with some pride flag colors

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      August 20, 2024 at 4:45 am | #

      I get so many “of course you have blue hair” comments from strangers online. I’m a cis woman, but a strong leftist. When I went to look up why, I was surprised they never added the “and pronouns” for me.

    • GLaDOS
      GLaDOS
      August 20, 2024 at 5:27 pm | #

      Of course she’s got blue hair, everything’s blue in flashbacks.

  20. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    August 20, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    I love how Mary is like ‘wtf you didn’t know’ like the scene isn’t going to script

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      August 20, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      I interpret that face she makes as her having a mini existencial crisis at the concept that trans people aren’t immediately recognizable as fraud by everyone who sees them. Don’t worry she rationalize it away a second later.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      August 20, 2024 at 4:15 am | #

      She wants Joyce to both be the fundie who agrees with her as well as the dirty ex-fundie she always knew she was.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      August 20, 2024 at 7:31 am | #

      “How can I recruit you into terfdom if you’re this clueless? I can’t foundationally educate and manipulate you at the same time!”

      • PedanticJerkass
        PedanticJerkass
        August 20, 2024 at 2:08 pm | #

        Mary should just quit while she’s behind.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          August 20, 2024 at 2:26 pm | #

          Seconded. But will she? Likely not.

  21. I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
    I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
    August 20, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Died 08/21/2022 – Born 08/20/2024
    Welcome back “Billie”

  22. Verdande
    Verdande
    August 20, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    I honestly thought the flashback might be to here https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/02-turning-saints-into-the-sea/bigger-2/ .
    Though I’d misremembered it as being the same strip as the one previous, where Carla is actually *in* the strip.

    • Callid13
      Callid13
      August 20, 2024 at 6:15 am | #

      Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. Maybe tomorrow?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 20, 2024 at 8:51 am | #

      Is this flashback actually a redrawing of something we’ve seen before? Or just a previously unseen interaction?

      Obviously last semester, since it’s Billie.

  23. Illjwamh
    Illjwamh
    August 20, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

    I do notice that despite her obvious bigotry, Mary is still referring to Carla with the correct pronouns, which puts her a rung above the likes of JK Rowling and such

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 20, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      oh good, looks like It’s starting to take effect >:D

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        August 20, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

        thank you, Satan

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      August 20, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

      I take that as Willis being aware that he can write about bigots without actually engaging with bigotry.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      August 20, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

      It does make it less confusing to read because my brain always hits those like a store’s double doors where one is locked. like, they’ll say “transgender men are men” and I start to agree before realizing they’re talking about transgender women.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        August 20, 2024 at 2:32 am | #

        It sounds like they’re big fans of Elliot Roger, and then you’re grabbing a burrito and notice their error.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          August 20, 2024 at 2:47 am | #

          Page. Elliot Page.

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            August 20, 2024 at 4:16 am | #

            I was about to fucking say.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 20, 2024 at 8:45 am | #

              I mean, it often does sound like they’re big fans of Eliot Roger.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              August 20, 2024 at 4:01 pm | #

              I was so sure of that one, too. Then I looked again later and was like “Uh hey Google, which Elliot was the pretty boy again?”

    • ESM
      ESM
      August 20, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

      It’s one of the weirder Mary quirks where all the other villains got stuck at 100% Hitler but her evil dial is stuck at 99% so there are these weird…little gaps, kind of, in her malice. It’s easy to notice those gaps and think that Mary has some kind of “character trait” that explains them, but really it’s only because there’s an upper limit to how much of an asshole Mary can be before characters should just physically attack her on sight and her still being in the dorm at all without suffering serious violence stops making sense. Arguably we’ve been past that point since the Ruth blackmail.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      August 20, 2024 at 12:42 am | #

      She’s never done it before. It’s always “her” in quotes or him in bold. Which makes it even more hilarious here. In this moment of mild stress Mary FORGETS to disrespect Carla like her politics require.

      Transphobia is really about demanding women look a certain way, a template one might define as “starved young white smooth-skinned upper class perfectly made up effortlessly flawless innocent quiet big eyed Victorian era woman”, or “fuckable”. In a vacuum, Mary would be far more likely to be suspicious of Becky than of Carla, due to her modern hairstyle and plaid shirts. And here she’s telling us she knows it too.

  24. Blue Coyote
    Blue Coyote
    August 20, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

    Mary- “You didn’t notice Anything different about her??”

    Joyce-“She’s kinda tall…? I thought it was just the skates?”

  25. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    August 20, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

    “She’s not a natural redhead.” This put smile on my face.

  26. anon
    anon
    August 20, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

    I mean, there was an earlier strip where she’s like “I’m taking you back to the BOYS dorm where you belong” altho i wouldn’t be surprised if she was warned before by ruth or another person to not openly misgender her as much or so

    Tho it does make me think of that one tweet like “I have double d’s grandpa, the waitress thinks you have dementia”

  27. Jammy
    Jammy
    August 20, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

    We’re either going to waterski over this or go on a full swamp walk, aren’t we? And to be fair, I’m not sure how to avoid either outcome as a writer. Welp, Godspeed (yes, phrasing, I know). I’ll be here to read it and see how it plays out.

  28. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 20, 2024 at 12:54 am | #

    Carla is cool regardless of her hair color, red, blue, green or black.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 20, 2024 at 2:01 am | #

      Huh. You’re right.

    • Abdomino
      Abdomino
      August 20, 2024 at 2:05 am | #

      She should dye it blue in the front and red in the back to represent the Doppler REffect

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        August 20, 2024 at 7:33 am | #

        If anyone could pull that off, it’d be Carla.

      • Amelie Wikström
        Amelie Wikström
        August 20, 2024 at 9:57 am | #

        Or the redshift effect?

        • WillowD
          WillowD
          August 20, 2024 at 11:50 am | #

          Different name. Same effect.

      • WillowD
        WillowD
        August 20, 2024 at 11:49 am | #

        Oh my Goddess. That is an awesome idea.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          August 20, 2024 at 2:27 pm | #

          Appropriate gravatar is appropriate.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 20, 2024 at 2:55 pm | #

        No dyeing. She just has to skate faster.

  29. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    August 20, 2024 at 12:58 am | #

    For some reason the main thing my brain is pointing to in this comic is the fact that due to arm placement Carla’s shirt just says “Fuc”

    I need a shirt that says that, honestly.

  30. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 20, 2024 at 12:59 am | #

    For anyone else who’s curious regarding timeline placement, Joyce’s and Billifer’s outfits both match with the ones they were wearing in the third storyline of Book 1. I’d link a specific strip, but they’re never actually in the same strip in that one so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Acher4
      Acher4
      August 20, 2024 at 3:06 am | #

      wow, you are right.
      That’s a very good catch.

      And wow…. 2010 vs 2024 is so very different!

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 20, 2024 at 6:41 pm | #

      good eye. Today’s panels would make a good bookmark to keep in book 1.

  31. PB
    PB
    August 20, 2024 at 1:19 am | #

    Hey, if Joyce didn’t know it was Carla, who did she mean? Booster’s nonbinary, so it can’t be them. Has she figured out about Jocelyne?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 20, 2024 at 1:28 am | #

      She didn’t know who it was. That’s the whole point of her referring to the person as “secret,” and in her conversation with Dorothy about it, she was just learning that she knew someone (multiple people!) transgender, but she didn’t learn who “the” trans woman she knew was.

      • DashWallkick
        DashWallkick
        August 20, 2024 at 3:10 am | #

        She barely understands nonbinary thanks to Booster and Malaya.

    • Charlotte
      Charlotte
      August 20, 2024 at 2:28 am | #

      Yeah, I don’t think she ever had anyone in particular in mind. It was an abstract thing for her, which probably made it easier for her to adjust to mentally at the time.

    • TheScreenJockey
      TheScreenJockey
      August 20, 2024 at 3:48 pm | #

      Dorothy at one point told Joyce that she DOES know a trans person, but then refused to out that person to her. So all she knew was that there was a trans person somewhere in broader social group Dorothy and she share.

  32. TulipKitten
    TulipKitten
    August 20, 2024 at 1:26 am | #

    Joyce didn’t know who it was and suspected it could be Dorothy at one time. She hasn’t figured out about Jocelyne, but may or may not think she’s a gay man.

  33. Dday
    Dday
    August 20, 2024 at 2:21 am | #

    Oh god. OH GODDDDDD
    Carla was LITERALLY PASSING Joyce
    >~<

    • Dday
      Dday
      August 20, 2024 at 2:23 am | #

      DAVE IF THAT WASN’T INTENTIONAL I WILL EAT MY FUCKING TEN GALLON HAT

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 20, 2024 at 2:30 am | #

      Wait a fuckin minute

      • Dday
        Dday
        August 20, 2024 at 3:23 am | #

        Now I’m gonna have to wonder how many other times it was the same joke
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/introductions/
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/moral-support/
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/weekdays/

        • eh, whatever
          eh, whatever
          August 20, 2024 at 5:35 am | #

          argh

          • Dday
            Dday
            August 20, 2024 at 3:02 pm | #

            Its the damn arrows all over again

    • AY
      AY
      August 20, 2024 at 11:37 am | #

      Wait lmao that’s great

    • WillowD
      WillowD
      August 20, 2024 at 11:52 am | #

      From what I remember, that joke happened frequently. And also let us know that she was skating up and down the hallways all the time to make sure people noticed her.

  34. Azu
    Azu
    August 20, 2024 at 2:28 am | #

    Stay strong, Joyce! You’ve come so far, don’t let old thought patterns win!

  35. Acher4
    Acher4
    August 20, 2024 at 3:02 am | #

    Hmmm, starting to see why Joyce started this storyline without wearing her glasses.

    Old Joyce is going to make a little peek-a-boo. :/

  36. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    August 20, 2024 at 3:12 am | #

    Wow, Joyce wasn’t kidding, comparing the start of the comic to now, Carla really is uh, “bigger” these days.

  37. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    August 20, 2024 at 3:15 am | #

    It’s just one line item in a laundry list of Carla fun facts. Can’t really blame Joyce for missing that.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 20, 2024 at 6:32 am | #

      Wait, what am I saying?! There’s no excuse for not memorizing the entire list of Carla Fun Facts.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        August 20, 2024 at 7:36 am | #

        Carla is relieved that you remembered the truth in time.

      • WillowD
        WillowD
        August 20, 2024 at 11:54 am | #

        I would love to see a huge list list Carla Fun Facts. She is my favorite character.

  38. Axel
    Axel
    August 20, 2024 at 3:47 am | #

    People were protesting with Mary’s points at the train to Pride this weekend.

    • Axel
      Axel
      August 20, 2024 at 4:03 am | #

      *I know they are not Mary’s points as in she came up with them, I mean ‘with the points Mary uses’

      • Colin McKenzie
        Colin McKenzie
        August 20, 2024 at 10:16 am | #

        For a few decades, cis feminists didn’t have a problem with the T in LGBTQ. Now, thanks to a few crazy bigots, they’re even accusing straight women of being “The Enemy”. For a few years, Republicans thought it would give them the Presidency. Genuinely surprised they haven’t accused Kamala of being one of “Them.”

        • WillowD
          WillowD
          August 20, 2024 at 11:59 am | #

          There is crazy everywhere. I was absolutely shocked when I found out in 1986 that it was very common for lesbians to hate bi women for being traitors to lesbians. And by hate I mean hate them far more than hate the bigoted people in society that were actively physically and verbally attacking the LGBT+ community.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          August 20, 2024 at 12:56 pm | #

          Some people had! Claiming they had prof of her being a “Kamal”. Of course it’s nonsense and rightly was forgotten in the cesspool of the internet but it was there!

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 20, 2024 at 2:53 pm | #

          There’s always been an undercurrent of transphobia in some strains of feminism – usually radfems, but not by any means all radfems. Similarly, there’s been transphobia in lesbian communities. But it’s always been less prevalent in those groups than in the population as a whole.

          It’s just that some have now found using feminist sounding talking points is more effective than just straight up religious/conservative ones.

          • Colin McKenzie
            Colin McKenzie
            August 20, 2024 at 8:39 pm | #

            I think of them as descendants of Betty Friedan and other Old School feminists who hated and worked against “The Lavender Menace”.

  39. Taigan
    Taigan
    August 20, 2024 at 4:09 am | #

    I’m excited for this step in Joyce’s evolution, especially given the title of the next chapter. 😁

  40. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    August 20, 2024 at 5:22 am | #

    And the world throws Joyce another confusion curveball XD

  41. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    August 20, 2024 at 5:54 am | #

    Yeah, Joyce’s reaction is something she understands would disincline people not to tell her about trans.

  42. foducool
    foducool
    August 20, 2024 at 6:40 am | #

    nah, Carla’s gender is Carla

  43. Zamperla
    Zamperla
    August 20, 2024 at 7:08 am | #

    Oh i love Marys head exploding that Joyce couldnt NATURALLY SIMPLY SENSE THE EVIL WRONGNESS IMPERSONATION. Mofuckers always think they would simply ~know~ (about.. people they know are transgender already, cis people they dislike, women of color for Some Mysterious Reasons.

    anyways Carla remains: the greatest.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      August 20, 2024 at 7:47 am | #

      If Mary had Detect Evil she’d light herself up like a Christmas tree

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 20, 2024 at 9:35 am | #

      Also, there’s no way Mary “just knew”. She might have remembered media about the Ruttens. She might have looked her floormates up online. She didn’t “just know”.

      • Heartlesshealer
        Heartlesshealer
        August 20, 2024 at 4:28 pm | #

        Mary is absolutely that type of neighbor that would have an eternally smudged window and look up acquaintances online.

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          August 20, 2024 at 5:14 pm | #

          She’d be an ORMO member in a Communist state XD Telling on her neighbours to the secret police and acting like a cop while having none of the actual power XD

        • Colin McKenzie
          Colin McKenzie
          August 20, 2024 at 8:37 pm | #

          Gladys Kravitz!

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 20, 2024 at 11:01 pm | #

          Way back in her first big arc with Carla, I believe Cerberus described her as a “curtain-twitcher”, which is a phrase that’s stuck with me.

          • Heartlesshealer
            Heartlesshealer
            August 21, 2024 at 11:13 am | #

            Oooh, that’s a lot more succint than the descriptor I grew up with. Definitely gonna start using that for those kinds of people.

  44. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    August 20, 2024 at 7:15 am | #

    “But, Mary, you said ‘her’. So you’re also saying she’s a woman now?”

    • BorkBorkBork
      BorkBorkBork
      August 20, 2024 at 10:05 am | #

      I know! I’m so proud of her for being such a great ally and affirming her gender. Clearly, what she’s going to say next is something like, “So we’re all chipping in to get Carla a huge present after her upcoming surgery; what should I put you down for?,” which would explain all the inane ramblings about evil unwanted penises.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        August 20, 2024 at 1:17 pm | #

        She’s just getting her appendix out, a big present isn’t needed.

  45. Yak
    Yak
    August 20, 2024 at 7:26 am | #

    Joyce pls

  46. Acebender
    Acebender
    August 20, 2024 at 7:48 am | #

    I had somehow forgotten about Mary and how terrible she is about Carla

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 20, 2024 at 9:36 am | #

      Please. Let’s be fair to Mary.

      She’s not only terrible about Carla.

    • PedanticJerkass
      PedanticJerkass
      August 20, 2024 at 2:17 pm | #

      “how terrible she is about Carla“

  47. WillowD
    WillowD
    August 20, 2024 at 12:13 pm | #

    In my opinion this is by far the best page in the entire series.

    Carla is my favorite character. I’d long forgotten she is a natural blond. I hadn’t noticed her breasts have been growing. And I really love the way Joyce has been actively improving herself to be a much better person and to distance herself from the beliefs of the community she was raised in.

  48. TheFlamingonator
    TheFlamingonator
    August 20, 2024 at 1:27 pm | #

    Ok but it would kind of make sense for Carla to dye her hair red (because of Ultracar?)

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      August 20, 2024 at 1:58 pm | #

      We know from a bonus strip to her child self that she is naturally blonde.

      • PedanticJerkass
        PedanticJerkass
        August 20, 2024 at 2:19 pm | #

        “‘We’ know…”

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          August 20, 2024 at 2:26 pm | #

          I genuinely don’t get what you mean with that?

          • PedanticJerkass
            PedanticJerkass
            August 20, 2024 at 2:34 pm | #

            Not everybody has access to Patreon exclusive bonus strips, thus not everyone “knows.”

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              August 20, 2024 at 2:51 pm | #

              Ah okay, didn’t mean to imply that. Just used we as a general thing to refer to the commenters who read it. (English isn’t my first language so sometimes I have issues phrasing things).

              • HueSatLight
                HueSatLight
                August 20, 2024 at 6:33 pm | #

                you phrased it just fine.

              • Uly
                Uly
                August 20, 2024 at 10:35 pm | #

                You were fine. That person is taking offense over absolutely nothing, and their username is extremely apropos.

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          August 20, 2024 at 8:14 pm | #

          “We know” from a previous main-site strip that had it in the alt-text as well, jerkass.

          • Jeremiah
            Jeremiah
            August 20, 2024 at 8:55 pm | #

            Hey, I really didn’t mean it to be any offense.

            • Nymph
              Nymph
              August 20, 2024 at 9:43 pm | #

              I wasn’t replying to you, I was replying to the person named “pedantic jerkass”

            • Nymph
              Nymph
              August 20, 2024 at 9:44 pm | #

              you really didn’t say anything even approaching offensive.

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      August 20, 2024 at 9:05 pm | #

      Given Carla’s Ultra Car interest, it does make sense

  49. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    August 20, 2024 at 1:44 pm | #

    I love how you can see the Desperation in Mary’s eyes. Maybe she will soon realising that the only one obsessed by what Carla has between her legs is her.

  50. TheScreenJockey
    TheScreenJockey
    August 20, 2024 at 3:42 pm | #

    Wait a minute . . . Billie made a WISE decision once?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 20, 2024 at 4:23 pm | #

      When Jennifer went by “Billie”, she was a stopped clock who was right twice a day.

      Post timeskip Jennifer is… still a stopped clock for the most part, but at the very least she seems to have gotten her alcoholism under control, as well as the end of a relationship which only seemed to bring the worst out of her.

      • Jeremiah
        Jeremiah
        August 20, 2024 at 4:41 pm | #

        A relationship she didn’t want to end. And to be honest I think when she was with Ruth she was healthier in some ways that now. (That isn’t a high bar to clear mind you).

  51. ElderlyMarxist
    ElderlyMarxist
    August 20, 2024 at 5:04 pm | #

    has carla worn that t-shirt before? i wanna know what it says 🙁

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 20, 2024 at 6:31 pm | #

      Same outfit as https://www.dumbingofage.com/assignments-2/
      but on a later (probably) day.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 20, 2024 at 11:07 pm | #

        Or a much earlier day. RassilonTDavros found that Joyce and Jennifer wore these outfits way back in the 3rd chapter – which was long before Carla had appeared on panel at all.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          August 20, 2024 at 11:15 pm | #

          yes. bad grammar on my part. Assignments-2 is on the day Jennifer moves out of Read, it’s the later day.

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A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 1d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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