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Maxwell

by David M Willis on October 13, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Love Dares You To Change
└ Tags: amazi-girl, becky, carla, dorothy

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  1. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    October 13, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    The Disney Gargoyles cartoon lied to me…

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      October 13, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      I’m sure Goliath had a huge “water spout”.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 13, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

        Only Elisa knows where it is.

        • Freezer
          Freezer
          October 13, 2024 at 1:02 am | #

          And Demona.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            October 13, 2024 at 8:40 am | #

            Hundreds of fanfics written about this very thing.

            • Meagan
              Meagan
              October 13, 2024 at 10:48 am | #

              I’ll have you know I found only 149 “explicit” fics from this movie on A03.

              • jeffepp
                jeffepp
                October 13, 2024 at 1:20 pm | #

                AO3 is new. The cartoon came out during the same time frame as the internet. Many have been lost to time.

                • Michael Steamweed
                  Michael Steamweed
                  October 13, 2024 at 10:12 pm | #

                  It is sad, but it is true. So much fanfic, lost to us forever. Truly, the universe’s entropy is inevitable.

                • JA
                  JA
                  October 13, 2024 at 11:35 pm | #

                  I’m sure there’s a forgotten trove to be found on ff.net.

          • JasonAW3
            JasonAW3
            October 27, 2024 at 11:55 am | #

            You know, if Elisa and Demona ever got together, with Golith at the same time, I think a lot of their problem could be solved in a fun way. But, they’d have to be careful not to make it an all nighter, as the results could be embarrassing. But at least Elisa wouldn’t have to worry about Goliath not being able to “keep it up”.
            “It is advised that if your election lasts more than twelve hours, you should contact your doctor, your sculptor and the Guiness Book Of World Records. Elections of this nature may cause perpetual arousal and significant chaffing for your significant other. Please be discrete and considerate of those around you, as feelings of inadequacy may be instilled in the general population…” quoted from the Office Of Statuary Molestation.

            • JasonAW3
              JasonAW3
              October 27, 2024 at 11:58 am | #

              You know… I really hate autocorrect… But I think I should keep a stiff upper lip, and carry on with an erect posture, ignoring this whole “thing”…

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        October 13, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

        Ba-Dump-ssshhaaah

      • Dday
        Dday
        October 13, 2024 at 1:06 am | #

        Now here in Indiana
        The spell is broken
        AND WE SPOUT AGAIN
        DUNNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNN DADADAAAA

        • StClair
          StClair
          October 13, 2024 at 7:51 am | #

          Stone by day, warriors by night!

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 13, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      Yeah, well, calling the show “the Grotesques” would be the wrong vibe

      • someone
        someone
        October 13, 2024 at 8:32 am | #

        Nerdy fact of the day, “grotesque” are named such because they are “like those statues found in the grotto”, so etymologically it’s “grotto-esque” if you will.

        The grotto in question? It wasn’t a grotto at all! It was Nero’s “Golden House”, “Domus Aurea”, which had been literally buried after Nero’s death — entirely filled with dirt and then built over. Well, not entirely entirely. There remained some empty air areas in it. Several centuries later, a roof over such an unfilled area gave in, a guy fell in, and so the “grotto” with its weird statues was re-discovered.

        • Tatterhood
          Tatterhood
          October 14, 2024 at 4:04 pm | #

          Thank you for sharing this! TIL.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        October 13, 2024 at 6:14 pm | #

        and what of the Toxic Crusaders? 😛

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      October 13, 2024 at 8:38 am | #

      Appropriate Danny facial expression is appropriate. 😀

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    October 13, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Amazi-Girl is back in action
    this some real power she be packin’

    up real high by the Grotesque
    this is the best
    time to put her skills to the test!

    ain’t no need to be on edge
    AG gonna find them dinoz cuz she know the ledge!

    *plays “Know The Ledge” by Eric B. & Rakim on hacked muzak*

  3. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    October 13, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    “That’s a grotesque.”
    “WHAT’D YOU CALL ME?”

  4. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    October 13, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    That’s not a-grotesque, it’s-a pretty statue, mama mia.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 13, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

      I have to call it a handsome statue.

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 13, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Becky really takes any chance to dump on Dorothy. Even when she was supposedly worried for her gf. Girl is locked in.

    • Dante
      Dante
      October 13, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

      Her “frenemies” thing when Dorothy has been nothing but friendly with her is her least charming trait

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        October 13, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

        Yeah, in general I prefer Becky to Dorothy, but here I find myself wanting Dorothy to clap back.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          October 13, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

          She won’t because she doesn’t care or take any real offense at it.

          • Seralyna
            Seralyna
            October 13, 2024 at 1:42 am | #

            yeah for dorothy to respond in a negative way she would have to literally ever express that she dislikes, or have changed her opinion from an earlier comic where she said it was chill

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              October 13, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

              I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not (I am not assumed either, I am genuinely wondering)

              • Daibhid C
                Daibhid C
                October 13, 2024 at 6:29 am | #

                I mean, she hasn’t ever expressed a dislike of this, and she did say it was chill, so if it’s sarcasm it’s a very odd use of it.

                • Daibhid C
                  Daibhid C
                  October 13, 2024 at 6:29 am | #

                  Broken tags, sorry. Only “hasn’t” and “did” shoudl be italicised.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              October 13, 2024 at 9:07 am | #

              Someone constantly assigning you a role can wear on you over time.

    • Zero
      Zero
      October 13, 2024 at 1:16 am | #

      I gotta give this one to Becky. Dorothy was the one who brought up gargoyles.

      • Radiance
        Radiance
        October 13, 2024 at 3:37 am | #

        Yeah, using a word and then correcting someone who uses the same word in the same context is some next-tier pedantry.

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          October 13, 2024 at 10:35 am | #

          Okay but Batman (for example) perches on actual gargoyles and in this comic, that is a grotesque. It isn’t that Dorothy was also wrong, it’s that this isn’t what she was talking about.

          IDK why people respond to info with combativeness, it’s not like she said “Wow Becky, you fucking moron, that’s not a gargoyle.”

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 13, 2024 at 1:13 pm | #

            Or at least, this is a variation on what she suggested. Pretty sure that even Batman’s been seen next to grotesques a few times.

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            October 13, 2024 at 4:06 pm | #

            I’ve found that people are extremely proud of their ignorance and will go to very extreme lengths to justify it. Anything to avoid saying, “I didn’t know that.”

      • jflb96
        jflb96
        October 13, 2024 at 6:24 am | #

        She wasn’t the one who said that there were some nearby, though

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      October 13, 2024 at 6:31 am | #

      Speaking as an annoying know-it-all, if people aren’t annoyed by it, what’s even the point?

      (Unless they’re actually annoyed by it, obvs. I hate it when people are actually annoyed with me.)

  6. Dante
    Dante
    October 13, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    ………not to be annoying but. [Autistic Dorothy Intensifies.]

    Love that she immediately KNEW where AG would be, though. In her heart. That’s the right place indeed, perched high :’33

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      October 13, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      YES ^^ <3

      i really hope she fully embraces her autistic self soon, she gonna be so much happier (even if that does require makin a giant mess first in doing so :')

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      October 13, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      There is something about perches, where you can oversee and watch everything, that I find enjoyable. It creates an interesting dilemma with the fear of open heights I developed due to an event in childhood. A lot of wanting to be on a perch until I am up there and then not wanting to be up there in a cyclical fashion.

      • StClair
        StClair
        October 13, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

        says the person with the cat avatar (checks out).

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          October 13, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

          +1

  7. Yumi
    Yumi
    October 13, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorothy “at least my girlfriend answers my texts” Keener

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      October 13, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      Dorothy “I have two living parents who love me” Keener

      • Clif
        Clif
        October 13, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

        Dorothy “Joyce loves me better than you” Keener

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          October 13, 2024 at 12:39 am | #

          Dorothy “My knowledge of many things helped me get Joyce to cum” Keener

          • Rose by Any other Name
            Rose by Any other Name
            October 13, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

            Okay, that’s is. Go home everyone. Yumi just posted tonight’s best comment. The rest of you are just wasting your time.

            • Vanessa
              Vanessa
              October 13, 2024 at 12:57 am | #

              Haha, very good everyone! These are all of the clapbacks Dorothy is thinking but won’t say because she has better manners than that. New Dorothy, however, maybe doesn’t give a fuck and will let loose on Becky with everything.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                October 13, 2024 at 1:06 am | #

                To be fair, she probably isn’t thinking my first one.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            October 13, 2024 at 8:43 am | #

            Dorothy Keener, eminent sex therapist

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            October 13, 2024 at 6:41 pm | #

            Hmmm, ya know that somethin,

            does Dorothy have a middle name?

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              October 13, 2024 at 8:56 pm | #

              Margot

            • Michael Steamweed
              Michael Steamweed
              October 13, 2024 at 10:14 pm | #

              A good reference source:
              https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/DumbingOfAgeClarkWing

  8. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    October 13, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    But she’s in her Amberwear.

    • Queen Anthai
      Queen Anthai
      October 13, 2024 at 1:36 am | #

      Amazi-Girl colors, though. I wouldn’t put it past AG to have made a warmer, more practical winter costume.

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      October 13, 2024 at 7:15 am | #

      It’s her late 90’s/early 2000’s “non-costume costume” phase.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      October 13, 2024 at 8:44 am | #

      Eventually there might be some slight blending of the two again. Like the less-angry Hulk/Banner combo.

  9. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 13, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Probably makes me a Buzz Killington, but does IU not have campus security? Like, there’s no way she’s allowed up there right? Especially not with people now shouting at AG and calling attention to her being up there.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      October 13, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      I feel like AG would be one of those tiktokers you see doing pull ups off girders on high rises for views. I always wonder if those are real.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 13, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      I’m sure it has some security, but it’s not exactly the White House.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      October 13, 2024 at 12:48 am | #

      Campus security can sometimes be remarkably permissive when it comes to student shenanigans. I was once involved with a group that met at midnight shortly before winter break to gift-wrap a large outdoor sculpture. At one point a golf cart with two campus maintenance workers drove up, parked, watched us for a couple of minutes, shrugged, and drove away.

      (And yes, we cleaned up after ourselves—we were planning to leave it up for a week and then take it down, but ended up doing so a few days early because it was getting rainy and we were worried that the ink on the wrapping paper might stain the sculpture when wet.)

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        October 13, 2024 at 1:02 am | #

        That does explain some of the famous pranks at my university. Recently an engineering student literally filled his dorm-room up with plastic balls like an amusement park feature, like that famous XKCD about adulthood. He said the worst part (the school newspaper interviewed him) was not paying import tax and transporting the pallets to the room, but figuring out how to dispose of them properly. He had to take them all to the dump at the end of the semester I think.

        • Mark
          Mark
          October 13, 2024 at 8:26 am | #

          (1) Donate them to the local Chuck E. Cheese’s.
          (2) Autograph them and hand them out to classmates etc., saying, “you’ll be glad you kept this when I’ve become famous.”
          (3) Set up a little lemonade-stand booth with a sign that says “Free!” and see how many passersby take one.
          (4) Make friends with an art student and glue them up into a gigantic statue titled “Ennui”.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      October 13, 2024 at 2:56 am | #

      Cop comment.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 13, 2024 at 9:10 am | #

      IU has campus security. She’s up there next to the grotesque.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      October 13, 2024 at 10:38 am | #

      People often do things they “aren’t allowed to”. It’s called “not getting caught”.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 13, 2024 at 1:11 pm | #

      IU has campus security. They don’t have magical ubiquitous security that instantly appears whenever anyone breaks a rule. It’s been seconds since Becky shouted. If there’s any security in the area, they haven’t even had the chance to react yet.
      Plus, no one ever looks up. 🙂

  10. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    October 13, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

    Is that gargoyle grotesque Maxwell’s Demon?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      October 13, 2024 at 12:54 am | #

      i see wat you did there XD

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 13, 2024 at 12:59 am | #

      Bang bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down on her head. .

    • Laura
      Laura
      October 13, 2024 at 2:56 am | #

      “We are Maxwell’s Demons. The laws of physics are optional for us.”

      https://www.alicegrove.com/page/11
      (*trigger warning for blood*)

      • StClair
        StClair
        October 13, 2024 at 7:59 am | #

        “I refute the Second Law of Thermodynamics.”
        “The hell you do. Get back in the box.”

        http://www.machall.com/comic/demon-days

        (In my head, he sounds just like Stitch.)

        • darkoneko
          darkoneko
          October 13, 2024 at 10:37 am | #

          oh, i see you two have good taste <3

  11. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 13, 2024 at 12:32 am | #

    Huh, I didn’t know that gargoyles had water spouts. Cool

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      October 13, 2024 at 6:01 am | #

      The word comes from an old word for throat, and refers, specifically, to the spout. It’s related to ‘gargle’.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        October 13, 2024 at 8:47 am | #

        Cool! A TIL moment!

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          October 13, 2024 at 10:39 am | #

          See THIS comment thread is the right way to respond to this kind of information. It’s neat to learn things.

  12. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    October 13, 2024 at 12:37 am | #

    Well today I learned!

  13. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    October 13, 2024 at 12:44 am | #

    Dorothy’s right, though; it *is* a grotesque!

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      October 13, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

      I thought that was pretty interesting! Too bad Becky had to make it all about her.

  14. Dara
    Dara
    October 13, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

    I went to look this up on Google Maps and google’s stupid smoothing makes them just look like tallish nubs

    i wanna see the grotesques (apparently)!

    • Dara
      Dara
      October 13, 2024 at 5:28 am | #

      (I found one on Flickr)

  15. Cassie
    Cassie
    October 13, 2024 at 12:48 am | #

    As someone who loves gargoyles and grotesques I’d have made the same correction.

    • Tan
      Tan
      October 13, 2024 at 9:37 am | #

      I made the same correction in my head when Dorothy said “gargoyle” in panel 2.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 13, 2024 at 1:08 pm | #

        But how did you already know AG was next to a grotesque, not a gargoyle?

        • Tan
          Tan
          October 13, 2024 at 8:16 pm | #

          Even if it had been an actual gargoyle, that would still be a grotesque. Gargoyles are a subset of grotesques.

  16. Elbereth
    Elbereth
    October 13, 2024 at 1:19 am | #

    This is my friendgroup

  17. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    October 13, 2024 at 1:26 am | #

    I’d be the friend going, “THAT was the word that was bugging me!”

  18. Chris Phoenix
    Chris Phoenix
    October 13, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

    Call me weird, but I enjoy random facts like Dorothy just spouted. And I’m a bit sad to see anyone suggest that people who like random facts should get punched for it.

    “Grotesque” probably originally meant “In the style of art discovered in a grotto” – because when the Italians excavated Roman ruins, they found art of this style, thought it was cool, and copied it.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      October 13, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

      Dorothy is always informed all the time.

      And yes, there are times when Becky becomes annoying.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      October 13, 2024 at 5:19 am | #

      To be fair she wouldn’t be getting punched for knowing random facts. She’d be getting punched because Becky doesn’t like her and looks for excuses to get her punched XD

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        October 13, 2024 at 6:34 am | #

        To be even fairer, she’s not getting punched because it was a silly comment nobody in-universe is taking seriously.

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          October 13, 2024 at 7:37 am | #

          I don’t know, if given opportunity I wouldn’t put it past Becky to punch Dotty… not a high chance but… 10% maybe 20%?

    • Mark
      Mark
      October 13, 2024 at 8:38 am | #

      Call me weird too, then. And thanks for the etymological tidbit.

    • zee
      zee
      October 13, 2024 at 12:42 pm | #

      Look it’s just funny to call people dumb nerds it’s ain’t that deep

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        October 13, 2024 at 4:25 pm | #

        Yeah, that’s why we have Republicans.

  19. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    October 13, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

    I am vengeance.

    I am the night.

    I…AM…starting to get dizzy up here.

  20. Laura
    Laura
    October 13, 2024 at 3:00 am | #

    I wonder how Carla and Becky and Sal knew that AG was fronting that day?

    • Laura
      Laura
      October 13, 2024 at 3:01 am | #

      Do AG and Amber use different phones, so that Sal only tracks AG’s phone, and not Amber’s? Sal’s aware of AG’s alter ego as Amber, and presumably Carla knows too, being on the same roller derby team as AG.

      • Laura
        Laura
        October 13, 2024 at 3:02 am | #

        (I’m actually a little worried about where Amber has gone, today. Dunno if that’s an appropriate worry. I just worry that Amber might find herself pushed aside sometime.)

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          October 13, 2024 at 10:42 am | #

          (not a system so take my answer with several grains of salt – it’s just me in here)

          I think it’s normal and even healthy to have periods of time where AG fronts for a while and not Amber. I think the ideal situation is to have everyone talking together and working together toward common goals rather than controlling who fronts at any given time.

          • Messy
            Messy
            October 13, 2024 at 11:47 am | #

            As a system its normal to change who fronts day to day. We generally range an individual alter fronting for a couple hours to a day or so without switching out. Its common for even our hosts to not front for days at a time. We have a lot more alters than AG and co have, so we have to have a pretty robust communication system. There are spreadsheets involved, haha

        • Laura
          Laura
          October 13, 2024 at 4:02 pm | #

          Wow, thank you Nymph and Messy! I appreciate you both for engaging so thoughtfully with my query!

  21. Dana W
    Dana W
    October 13, 2024 at 3:28 am | #

    Is Carla getting taller?

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      October 13, 2024 at 4:19 am | #

      She’s in college, they all are.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      October 13, 2024 at 8:50 am | #

      She’s always been that height. She’s on skates. And refer to the scene with Carla applying makeup on Dorothy and Joyce. She’s a full head over them.

  22. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    October 13, 2024 at 3:40 am | #

    I’m gonna give Becky this one,

    if only because Dorothy did call it a gargoyle first

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      October 13, 2024 at 4:20 am | #

      No she didn’t, she thought AG would be by a gargoyle and she was wrong.

      • Mark
        Mark
        October 13, 2024 at 8:41 am | #

        I suppose it depends on whether you think she looked up, saw AG, and (mis)recognized the architectural feature; or that she thought a moment, guessed “perched on a gargoyle” and then looked up.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          October 13, 2024 at 4:28 pm | #

          I mean, Becky’s the one who spotted her.

  23. AlexaSpuds
    AlexaSpuds
    October 13, 2024 at 3:54 am | #

    Shouting her hero identity out in public when she’s no on costume? Oh yeah something bad is going to happen, they’re fucked.

  24. Dara
    Dara
    October 13, 2024 at 5:30 am | #

    She really doesn’t want to be on the ground, does she?

    (I empathise and honestly agree, ground sux, you can’t see your enemies coming nearly so well.)

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      October 13, 2024 at 4:28 pm | #

      Can’t have enemies coming if they’re all dead. Just saying.

  25. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    October 13, 2024 at 5:50 am | #

    Dorothy sure knows a lot about 1990s minor league hockey.

  26. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    October 13, 2024 at 6:05 am | #

    I will always be sad I never managed to get the superhero RPG I planned to run off the ground, because I was planning to use this to wrong-foot the players – have them called to deal with a villain called Gargoyle, then surprise them when he blasted them with water.

    ‘Gargoyles have water spouts, you architectural ignoramuses!’

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      October 13, 2024 at 10:46 am | #

      I share your sorrow!

  27. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    October 13, 2024 at 7:04 am | #

    ….
    …
    that’s a bulldog

  28. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    October 13, 2024 at 7:57 am | #

    oi Amazi aren’t you cold up there ? It’s snowing and you’re not even wearing pants ?!

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      October 13, 2024 at 9:12 am | #

      No worries, she’s got leggings on. I hear they can be pretty comfy in the cold.

  29. Yeet
    Yeet
    October 13, 2024 at 8:32 am | #

    I know becky is joking but it still makes me sad when people respond negatively to cool facts

    • John
      John
      October 13, 2024 at 12:22 pm | #

      Same.

  30. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    October 13, 2024 at 10:13 am | #

    Dorothy is preparing for her dream job. Jeopardy champion.

  31. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 13, 2024 at 12:17 pm | #

    Go Amazi-girl! Dorothy desperately needs that punch.

  32. John
    John
    October 13, 2024 at 12:23 pm | #

    Okay, I know Becky is probably joking here, but still, she’s being kind of an ass.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      October 13, 2024 at 1:59 pm | #

      That’s Becky’s usual speed, yeah. She has streaks where she manages not to be an ass, but more often she uses ‘joking! joking! can’t you take a joke?’ as an excuse to be some degree of jerk to her supposed friends – this usually manifests as bullying Dorothy or tormenting or manipulating Joyce.

      • Jeremiah
        Jeremiah
        October 13, 2024 at 2:03 pm | #

        “Tormenting or manipulating Joyce” Wow, glad I am not reading whatever weird comic you are, it sounds awful and so different from this one.

  33. Pseudowolf
    Pseudowolf
    October 13, 2024 at 1:19 pm | #

    Dorothy is a Jackal. I should have guessed.

    (If you watch Corrections, you’ll get it)

  34. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    October 13, 2024 at 2:19 pm | #

    Etymology is not the same thing as definition. That statue is what’s colloquially known as a gargoyle. you walk up to someone and say, “look at that grotesque,” they’ll ask, “a grotesque what?” You say “gargoyle”, they know exactly what you mean.

    Dorothy’s correcting Becky unnecessarily, and Becky’s telling her it’s unwelcome, in manner that lets them drop it.

  35. Nothri
    Nothri
    October 13, 2024 at 4:14 pm | #

    Oh no she just being pedantic. And yes the joke is I’m being a pedant about being pedantic. And I’m not sorry.

  36. Stanistani
    Stanistani
    October 13, 2024 at 10:27 pm | #

    Not apologetic. It’s possible that you’re still sorry.

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