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May 12, 2026

Absurd, dangerous

by David M Willis on December 14, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – The One Where Jocelyne Returns
└ Tags: becky, dina, jocelyne, joe, joyce, paul

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 14, 2024 at 12:01 am | #

    thanks, I hate him

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

      seriously, is there no on security campus after all that’s happened, if not ruth on stand by or so

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

        He just did that while she was standing next to Becky. He is toast.

        • Mark
          Mark
          December 14, 2024 at 7:37 am | #

          We’re gonna need a mop. Oh, and we should also clean up the cereal.

          • Ed Callahan
            Ed Callahan
            December 14, 2024 at 9:03 am | #

            More like a wet-dry vac.

            • Leadsynth
              Leadsynth
              December 14, 2024 at 7:47 pm | #

              Robo-Vac to the rescue!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 14, 2024 at 9:01 am | #

        No, there is no campus security. Not in the sense of guards stationed everywhere.
        There are police, who can respond when called in, but they’re not there to interrupt every altercation between students.

      • Darkseide
        Darkseide
        December 19, 2024 at 6:41 pm | #

        Security is terrified of everyone on Campus or something

    • Dibullba
      Dibullba
      December 14, 2024 at 3:01 am | #

      In the wise words of Joe Swanson… ahem:
      “Let’s waste this dick”

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 14, 2024 at 8:59 am | #

      In one fell SWAP, he managed to not only piss off Dina and all her friends, but her ENTIRE comment section fanclub. He is not long for this world, or any other.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        December 14, 2024 at 9:01 am | #

        Or maybe it’s a SMAP. I think SWAP would have worked better, but he’s the artist.

      • DJTsurugi
        DJTsurugi
        December 14, 2024 at 11:24 am | #

        it’s pretty funny seeing the entire comment section in complete agreement to this asshole and his impending doom. ~<3

    • TuffoRaffica
      TuffoRaffica
      December 14, 2024 at 4:14 pm | #

      Incelerator made a massive mistake. Nobody fucks with Dina’s cereal and gets away with it… she’s gonna kill him

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      December 14, 2024 at 10:07 pm | #

      He’s not a super villain Joyce. A villain, to be sure, but there is nothing super about this basement-breather.

      • Firseal
        Firseal
        December 16, 2024 at 3:58 pm | #

        There’s not enough presentation in the world to make this guy super.

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 14, 2024 at 12:01 am | #

    awe HELL NO!!!!

    that how low yo gonna go?

    BOI ya better be quick ya gotta be fast!

    dino digga gonna MAUL YO ASS!

    this ain’t no show this ain’t no con

    MOTHAFUCKA IT’S ON!!! D:<

    *plays “Stinkmeaner Fight Remix” by Metaphor The Great on hacked muzak*

  3. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    December 14, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    And that was the end of whatever his name was

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 14, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

      “Don’t you mean extinct?”

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

        Extinctlerator?

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      December 14, 2024 at 7:10 pm | #

      In the words of the Extreme Dinosaurs
      “LET’S FOSSILIZE HIM!”

  4. Proxiehunter
    Proxiehunter
    December 14, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    So who kills him first, Dina or Becky?

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      December 14, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      Possibly both attack at the same time.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 14, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

        *DOOM Music kicks in on hacked muzak*

        • Coatl
          Coatl
          December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

          yup

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 14, 2024 at 2:11 am | #

          +1! XD.

        • Jon
          Jon
          December 14, 2024 at 2:24 am | #

          @NGPZ I have long wished to hack into shopping mall muzak, or box store muzak if we no longer have shopping malls, and replace it with the H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society “Scary Solstice” albums. Production quality is high and most people might not even notice the difference, for a while.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            December 14, 2024 at 7:28 am | #

            HPLHS does very good stuff. Shoggoth on the Roof is also great music.

          • Durandal_1707
            Durandal_1707
            December 14, 2024 at 1:28 pm | #

            My muzak hacking fantasy, back when I was in retail, was to place strategically placed censorship bleeps.

            “I saw Mommy *BLEEP*ing Saaaaanta Claus…”

          • Mark
            Mark
            December 14, 2024 at 4:59 pm | #

            Where is Homer Hackleby when we really need him?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 14, 2024 at 4:12 am | #

          NEDM

          [ Doom music intensifies ]

        • Rolf of Many Doors
          Rolf of Many Doors
          December 14, 2024 at 5:05 am | #

          The music that plays when Joe floors him with a punch like an 8-pounder cannon round

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          December 14, 2024 at 10:04 pm | #

          Famous last words:

          “But I’m the good guy.” –Incel or later.

      • Whirlakitty
        Whirlakitty
        December 14, 2024 at 10:04 am | #

        While you’re focused on the Dina in front of you, the Becky attacks from the side.

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      Becky kills him, then Dina drags the body with her down the street undetected

      • TCS
        TCS
        December 14, 2024 at 4:29 am | #

        My vote was originally Dina mauls him, but your idea makes more sense.

    • OBBWG
      OBBWG
      December 14, 2024 at 11:48 am | #

      He is impaled by Joyce when Becky, Dina and Joe push him backwards onto her spoon.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      December 14, 2024 at 10:09 pm | #

      Neither. While he’s focused on Dina, the attack will come from the sides, from her friends he never even noticed was there.

    • Comic.phile
      Comic.phile
      December 14, 2024 at 11:59 pm | #

      I actually vote Joyce.

  5. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    December 14, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    oh wow we’re gonna see a murder

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 14, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

      Pretty sure messing with Dina’s cereal makes this legally a suicide attempt.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        December 14, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

        +1!

      • FlyingFish
        FlyingFish
        December 14, 2024 at 7:58 am | #

        Are we in Ankh Morpork jurisdiction?

    • EmperorGreed
      EmperorGreed
      December 14, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      He’s gonna *wish* he fought the 6’6″ jacked dude

    • Lokitsu
      Lokitsu
      December 14, 2024 at 6:33 am | #

      “And to this day, the police still haven’t recovered the body. This is Dateline, thanks for watching.”

  6. Regalli
    Regalli
    December 14, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    Apropos of nothing, and certainly not the mauling to come, I like Dina’s sweater.

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 14, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    The Incelerator seems likely to have a very short villain career.

    • Ben
      Ben
      December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      Who IS this dork?

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 14, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

        Didn’t we establish it was Sal in disguise.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 14, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

        Looking through his newly tagged and established archive, his very first appearance involves him calling Danny gay and him and his buddies about to beat him up unprovoked…So I guess he’s just kind of always been an asshole. It’s kind of interesting he somehow morphed from a stereotypical jock type complete with letterman jacket to self identifying as an incel. Six months of college really did a number on this guy. I guess getting regularly beaten by women does stuff to your mental.

        • Buck Ripsnort
          Buck Ripsnort
          December 14, 2024 at 9:15 am | #

          I thought we’d already established he was one of the kidnappers? The arc of this comic is long, but it does eventually lean towards justice.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 14, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

        “IU student, homophobic dudebro Blaine hired for the kidnapping”,

        there, tombstone finished, what are we talkin about?

  8. morhek
    morhek
    December 14, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Big mistake. You’ve let Becky out of your sights. The attack will come, not from the front, but from the side…from the lesbian you didn’t even know was there.

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      December 14, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

      You win the internet tonight

      • morhek
        morhek
        December 14, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

        I’m not the first to make it, haha.
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/overfinished-2/

  9. Nono
    Nono
    December 14, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    oh he mad

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      December 14, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      You misspelled dead.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      December 14, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

      how dare a woman be lesbian.

  10. aeromechanicalace
    aeromechanicalace
    December 14, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Whelp, time to destroy this guy.

  11. brionl
    brionl
    December 14, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Now Carla skates in from out of frame and destroys him for daring to be a skate themed supervil.. I mean dork.
    FINISH HIM!

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      Either that, or somehow “Nightguy” some how shows up, slips on dina’s cereal and crashes into him either successfully or brings enough attention for a crowd to gather round/line up to kick this guy’s ass lol

  12. StClair
    StClair
    December 14, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    fuck him up, Dina.

  13. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    December 14, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Yeah i gotta call you back, it’s on

  14. Shakes
    Shakes
    December 14, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Getting that logo engraved on a tombstone is gonna cost a lot.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 14, 2024 at 7:31 am | #

      Incel guy doesn’t deserve a tombstone. No recognition at all; just bury him in some shallow unmarked grave out in the desert.

      • staszu13
        staszu13
        December 14, 2024 at 9:46 am | #

        There’s a desert in Indiana?

        • NickG
          NickG
          December 14, 2024 at 10:52 am | #

          If Dina and Charlie hold hands they’ll get to a desert eventually.

        • Shadowsnail
          Shadowsnail
          December 14, 2024 at 12:18 pm | #

          We can settle for a burial under the dessert station in the cafeteria.

          • Casi
            Casi
            December 14, 2024 at 1:00 pm | #

            No, that’s too sweet for him

        • Mark
          Mark
          December 14, 2024 at 5:01 pm | #

          Maybe the Dunes?

        • Regret
          Regret
          December 14, 2024 at 7:31 pm | #

          Technically deserts are determined by their precipitation levels, so technically any place with a roof is a desert.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            December 14, 2024 at 10:18 pm | #

            Technically correct.

            Which is the best kind of correct.

  15. VolticEXE
    VolticEXE
    December 14, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Hate how I can’t say this isn’t unrealistic nowadays, but I am happy its still very much hateable & I look forward to him getting humbled his ass beat later in the comic.

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      Honestly i’d half expect everyone to always have pepper spray or a bat like Sarah’s on hand at all times given all the shit that’s went down before

  16. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    December 14, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Bad move, she’s already killed once.

    • Laura
      Laura
      December 14, 2024 at 2:41 pm | #

      Who?

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 14, 2024 at 8:27 pm | #

        Jocelyne

        • Laura
          Laura
          December 15, 2024 at 3:31 am | #

          Now I’m even more confused…

  17. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 14, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Welp, he’s fucked.

    Not in the way he wanted, thankfully.

  18. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 14, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Interesting that Incelerator recognizes Dina and not Joyce considering they were both part of the kidnapping and Dina’s whole gimmick is not being noticed. Maybe his goggles give him advantage on perception checks.

    • JA
      JA
      December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      It’s much easier to remember threats/scary things/stuff that kicked your ass.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

        Did she beat him up? I don’t actually remember who hit who in that event.

      • Azrael
        Azrael
        December 14, 2024 at 4:06 pm | #

        I think he’s fixating on her because she’s the smallest, and theoretically the weakest link.

        Joyce carved a chunk out of his buddy’s face, while Jocelyn is clearly related to her, Joe is a buff dude three times his side, and Becky is clearly of Irish descent, and thus will devour his soul after ripping off his leg and beating him with it. Thus the dinosaur is the “safest” target.

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      Maybe they’re actually in some classes together if he’s saying ‘too good at too many things’ rather than only being into dino facts, or something happened recently where she got picked over him grades/achievement wise?

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      December 14, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      I bet it’s because of Joyce’s glasses. Like Clark Kent! Slap glasses on someone, they’re completely unrecognizable. This guy’s pretty method.

      • Miri
        Miri
        December 14, 2024 at 3:00 am | #

        Especially since they untied Joyce first when they were left their teeth on the basis that an angry Joyce is FIERCE…

    • Wereg
      Wereg
      December 14, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

      I guarantee you it’s the glasses. It’s just a silly enough reason for him to not recognise her.

      • Kimi
        Kimi
        December 14, 2024 at 4:29 am | #

        I would be amused if Jocelyne takes off her glasses and he mistakes her for Joyce.

    • Hof1991
      Hof1991
      December 14, 2024 at 8:51 am | #

      Joyce is with a man, her proper place. That’s why the dudebro doesn’t see her.

      • Plain Marie
        Plain Marie
        December 14, 2024 at 12:13 pm | #

        Oo. This.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 14, 2024 at 9:06 am | #

      Her gimmick is not being noticed, but she’s also distinctive once you’ve noticed here, with the dino hat and all.

    • Laura
      Laura
      December 14, 2024 at 2:59 pm | #

      I believe she corrected misconceptions about dinosaur arm strength to him:

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/escapees/

    • Byron Orpheus
      Byron Orpheus
      December 14, 2024 at 3:33 pm | #

      Maybe he’s drunk.

  19. Golden Yak
    Golden Yak
    December 14, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    And he wastes food!

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 14, 2024 at 12:43 am | #

      It was the worst that he could do.

  20. JA
    JA
    December 14, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Joe, sit this one out. Let Dina cook.

    And by cook, I mean let her eat.

    And by eat, I mean eat his face.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 14, 2024 at 4:16 am | #

      “The dinosaur girl wasn’t supposed to eat MY face!”, sobbed the manchild who voted for the Dinosaur Girls Eating Peoples’ Faces party.

  21. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    December 14, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    You know I was going to ask what’s this guy’s villain origin story. Like did he date a girl that far more skilled and talented then him who then picked a hobby that involved rollers skates and then she realized she was out of his league?

    That was what I was gonna ask but then I checked the tags and I realized You got punched by amazi-girl a lot and I figured maybe he’s just into getting punched by strong wemon and this is just a cry for attention since she hasn’t been that active lately.

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/noshow-2/ based on this i think he’s been a ‘villain’ for a while too far gone to have a ‘redemption arc’ compared to like Asher

  22. Cholma
    Cholma
    December 14, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    “You done messed up now, Ay-ay-ron!”

  23. Acebender
    Acebender
    December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Now you’ve done it. You don’t touch Dina’s cereal.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      December 14, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      Your gravatar matches the comment

  24. Dean
    Dean
    December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Hmm yes, clearly a case of suicide.

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 14, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      The only question now is what direction the attack comes from.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        December 14, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

        The answer to that is “Yes”.

        • Miri
          Miri
          December 14, 2024 at 3:03 am | #

          I was voting for surprise Joyce attack because being dismissive of her, dismissing Becky’s existence, Lesbian Wives, and upsetting Dina by spilling her cereal tips her over into rage mode – but I wanna change to your answer now…

          • Clif
            Clif
            December 14, 2024 at 8:28 pm | #

            I don’t think we should rule out Jocelyne.

      • Mark
        Mark
        December 14, 2024 at 7:43 am | #

        All three.

  25. Switchchris
    Switchchris
    December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    I hope Becky decks this guy in the face… or kicks him in the dick… and then Dina jumps on him like a velociraptor and beats him up.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      December 14, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

      I hope he gets arrested for assault with a hate crime brevet.

    • Regret
      Regret
      December 14, 2024 at 7:32 pm | #

      All that happens and then Becky and Dina go to jail for five years.

  26. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Whelp, he’s dead

  27. Alongcameaspider
    Alongcameaspider
    December 14, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    To shreds you say…

  28. Clif
    Clif
    December 14, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Incidentally, well done alt text.

  29. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    December 14, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Hope he didn’t need those viscera for anything.

  30. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    December 14, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Also yeah you don’t fuck with a person’s Cocopuffs, dudes going to get a foot “incelerated” into his ass.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 14, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

      them dudebro just bought himself a one-way ticket on the ass-whoopin’ express!!!

      full steam ahead WOOT WOOT!!!

  31. Jeff Harris
    Jeff Harris
    December 14, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    *in Morgan Freeman voice*
    In hindsight… it should be known… that this was the start… of the worst day… in this dumbass’s entire life.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 14, 2024 at 6:30 am | #

      You left out “short”; entire, short, life. Does Dina still have that velociraptor toe claw? The one she threatened Robin with at the party?

  32. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    December 14, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Oh you just pissed off a Raptor there buddy.

  33. mindbleach
    mindbleach
    December 14, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Becky’s about to learn what a dude’s face tastes like.

    • BadRoad
      BadRoad
      December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      greasy, I assume

  34. DEAD MEME
    DEAD MEME
    December 14, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    I’ll prepare the funeral arrangements

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 14, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Optimistic to assume there will be enough left for a funeral.

      • Rosstifer
        Rosstifer
        December 14, 2024 at 11:47 am | #

        Optimistic to assume anyone would attend.

  35. Coatl
    Coatl
    December 14, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    Oh my…no way out for you boy.

    • anon
      anon
      December 14, 2024 at 12:39 am | #

      how was he and the other guy not kicked out after the kidnapping went down, tho i guess they had rich connections. tho i wonder if carla or asher would get involved with school donations to change some things but i guess that’d be too ‘easy’ of a solution

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        December 14, 2024 at 12:58 am | #

        Nothing has been explained so far, but it seems more likely that Asher had something to do with it.

        • James
          James
          December 14, 2024 at 10:14 am | #

          Why would Asher care about helping this guy?

      • Zero
        Zero
        December 14, 2024 at 4:06 am | #

        What makes you think they weren’t? My school was a gated campus, but most aren’t. Jocelyn just walked right into the dorm building, after all. You don’t have to be a student to be present.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 14, 2024 at 1:54 pm | #

          certainly true, but more importantly, kidnapping doesn’t just get you banned from campus, but serious criminal charges. In this case, probably including accessory to murder.
          This dude’s still around because he didn’t get caught.

          • Mark
            Mark
            December 14, 2024 at 5:05 pm | #

            OTOH there might have been enough evidence to get him banned but not enough to prosecute.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 14, 2024 at 11:10 pm | #

              Theoretically, I guess, but it seems a bit of stretch: Caught on the scene, multiple witnesses.
              Simpler assumption is that he got away.

        • Casi
          Casi
          December 14, 2024 at 4:12 pm | #

          While true, if you are expelled from a school, usually that includes being trespassed from the property.

          • Zero
            Zero
            December 15, 2024 at 4:53 am | #

            But then you can just come back, until someone recognizes you.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 14, 2024 at 9:20 am | #

        He escaped.
        He’s probably still wanted by the cops, but wasn’t identified.

  36. Taigan
    Taigan
    December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    <>
    “So, you have chosen… death.”

  37. James
    James
    December 14, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    I see he has chosen death.

  38. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    December 14, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    … yeah, he’s gonna get away and Dina’s going to close a door she was behind to raptor him.

  39. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    December 14, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    I mean, next to and slightly behind this guy IS the place you should be if you want to stick a knife in between his ribs.

    …. and that would be wrong. …ish.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      December 14, 2024 at 9:57 pm | #

      Incredibly wrong.

      Less chance of missing your mark and hitting bone instead or of getting your knife stuck if you put the knife in his kidney. Then ideally you twist before pulling out to increase blood loss.

  40. Risky
    Risky
    December 14, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    My money is on the next page starting with Joe, Dina, and Becky just sitting on this dude, hogtied with a cereal bowl for a hat. The punchline is that maybe the noise in panel two wasn’t just a fart.

  41. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    December 14, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

    Willis is going to have to pull a Squirrel Girl (or Raptor Girl in Dina’s case) beacuse the carnage will be so flgreusome it needs to be off pannel.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      December 14, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      I don’t know how my auto correct put fl in front of gruesome I can understand the f beacuse its right next to g on a qwerty key board pattern but L is three letters to the right. My phones autocorrect has absorbed my dyslexia and amplified it.

      • Miri
        Miri
        December 14, 2024 at 3:05 am | #

        I think autocorrect couldn’t work out if he’d be flayed or flambéed gruesomely but was trying to help?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        December 14, 2024 at 8:02 am | #

        I assumed you tried to type “f’ing gruesome” and autocowreckeded

  42. Skewbrow
    Skewbrow
    December 14, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

    That went from pathetic and bad to pathetically bad in no time. Joe will take this guy out. Not ruling out the possibility that one of the girls will be faster. Campus security may be the third (or the fourth) to arrive at the scene.

  43. Derek
    Derek
    December 14, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

    I suppose we’re meant to be shocked, appalled and offended that Dina was infringed upon, but honestly this guy has all the intimidation factor of a my litte pony villain, not even one of the season-finale double episodes; but a one-episode pest.
    I’m about as scared of him as I am scared of the Flim Flam brothers.

    Dina is not in danger, this is a waste of time.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 14, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      Why would you assume the point of him is to be scary?

      • Jon
        Jon
        December 14, 2024 at 1:22 am | #

        [i]He[/i] thinks the point is for him to be scary. He fails, of course, but so do the Gravy Seals, and they think they’re scaring us too.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 14, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

      He isn’t mean to be scary, he is mean to an asshole. He isn’t “infringing” on Dina her and we aren’t mean to be worried about her. He is just being a dick for no reason and we are meant to want Dina or someone else smack him down or otherwise humiliate him for being a dick. But I honestly I assume you don’t actually care and you just wanna complain.

      • Buck Ripsnort
        Buck Ripsnort
        December 14, 2024 at 9:21 am | #

        He’s there to arouse our mob instincts. He’s a wrestling heel jobber.

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          December 14, 2024 at 9:59 pm | #

          And he’s about to get squashed,

  44. Bryy
    Bryy
    December 14, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

    I assure you all that is, in actuality, not an exaggeration of how these people act or think.

    • TerribleTransit
      TerribleTransit
      December 14, 2024 at 4:43 am | #

      The thoughts may be on point, but the costume-wearing, roller-skating, and talking loudly about it in a public space where they know they’re likely to be shouted down instead of an insular online space are slightly abnormal

      • Cybersnark
        Cybersnark
        December 14, 2024 at 10:51 am | #

        Honestly, the roller-skating is the only new part.

        • VicMortimer
          VicMortimer
          December 14, 2024 at 1:18 pm | #

          Yeah, gonna have to agree there. They’re putting on costumes (sometimes with actual Nazi symbols) and marching down the streets in groups now.

          And they aren’t getting punched in the face nearly enough.

  45. Masumi
    Masumi
    December 14, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    Oh it is ON! Only question is who will get him first. I vote dinosaur attack.

  46. staszu13
    staszu13
    December 14, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    And so we bid a less than fond farewell to the Incellerator, true name not relevant, as Joe and/or Becky reduce him to beefsteak tartare (Berthold Brecht reference)

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 14, 2024 at 7:16 am | #

      For (presumably) some reason, he was a Bertolt.

  47. Pocky
    Pocky
    December 14, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

    This guy is dangerously within biting distance

    • Aquila
      Aquila
      December 14, 2024 at 3:15 am | #

      Hompk!

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        December 14, 2024 at 8:07 am | #

        If Dina’s neck suddenly extends three feet and she bites him on the nose, I will feel a momentary spike of sympathy for the Incelerator. It will pass, but I still don’t want to feel that.

  48. Derek
    Derek
    December 14, 2024 at 12:32 am | #

    And honestly this is what I meant a couple of days ago when I said this whole character really doesn’t do it for me: because incel/MGTW/PUA types don’t dress up in silly costumes and say silly things in a crowded cafeteria to someone in front of all her friends (one of whom was already getting confrontational).

    They’re cowards, so they wait to corner someone alone and then tell her (usually her) that women deserve to be raped and pushed into the garbage, often because they want to get a reaction, they want to make someone else feel like shit so they themselves can feel big and powerful.

    I won’t feel any catharsis from seeing this guy get decked tomorrow or in the next few strips, it will be a hollow gesture, just like his entire character.
    I did feel catharsis and relief when I saw Ryan get a glass to the face, followed by a bat; because his actions did closely follow the actions of rapists in real life. He was a scary, believable character, which lent a lot of weight to his actions and how they affected the people he targeted.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 14, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      I don’t think the point of this guy is to be scary.

      The point of the guy is to make light of an idiot.

      • Derek
        Derek
        December 14, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

        see the problem is that the main reason anyone cares about incels at all is because their hate group has inspired more than one mass murder event. if they were just idiots then they wouldn’t be so prominent

        they’re not JUST idiots, they’re often dangerous idiots. and therein lies the problem of portraying bigots as bumbling ineffectual buffoons. They might be two of those things, but if they’re ineffectual, how come men like this are often successfully changing laws to fit their ideology?

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          December 14, 2024 at 1:51 am | #

          Incels didn’t invent misogyny, which has existed since before Babylon and been a central tenant of both Eastern and Western societies. They are, however, a recent incarnation of it.

          And Mel Brooks said it best, paraphrased, “I realized when I was a boy that Nazis didn’t care about being scary and evil. Instead portray them as the ranting idiots they were and maybe people won’t be eager to try out their ideology again.”

          • CJ
            CJ
            December 14, 2024 at 6:03 am | #

            Unfortunately, he was wrong. Current election results in the USA and Germany prove that.

    • Lilith
      Lilith
      December 14, 2024 at 4:08 am | #

      i think part of the whole deal is that this is a comic universe where actual costumed heroes and villains exist, specifically around this campus. he also happened to use to be a lackey for one mention costumed villain, and it makes sense that one of the many impressionable college-aged goons that blaine hired would seek to try to emulate him in some way. he isn’t mean to be an intimidating representation of real-life harassment like ryan was, he’s meant to be a joking nod towards the absurdity of some of the setting’s features while also poking fun at the people of that particular “ideological persuasion” who *do* try to start shit when the cards are very stacked against them. assholes can be scary because some of them get you when they’re vulnerable, but sometimes assholes just don’t have as much bite as they think they do.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        December 14, 2024 at 6:40 am | #

        The worst thing they could is point and laugh.

        • Byron Orpheus
          Byron Orpheus
          December 14, 2024 at 3:42 pm | #

          Go in for a selfie without asking and give him rabbit ears, the message being that Incelerator is completely harmless. He wants to intimidate, but he looks like a dork and is treated as such.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 14, 2024 at 7:20 am | #

      I really don’t think the point of this comic is to make the readers feel catharsis.

      I think the point of this comic is to watch people dumbing of age.

  49. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    December 14, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

    “Like Fuck I don’t”

    Welp, I identify with Joe more now than I ever have before. I am the giant guy in my friend group going back years and was briefly a cop in my early 20’s I have been the guy to tell assholes to shut the fuck up in a parking lot before. And yeah, sometimes you really want to get into a fight with some asshole like this.

    • Zero
      Zero
      December 14, 2024 at 4:44 am | #

      Becky, Joyce, and Dina have fought *real* supervillains. They’re kind of just disregarding this guy. Only Joe is taking him seriously.

  50. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    December 14, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

    And that’s when she killed him your honor.

    • CianM1301
      CianM1301
      December 14, 2024 at 2:25 am | #

      Case dismissed!

      • butting
        butting
        December 14, 2024 at 6:02 am | #

        She was guilty, I was dead! Now what d’you think that ol’ judge said?
        “Ah, that’s just the way the girls are down in Texas IU! Case dismissed!”

        Ry Cooder wrote this loser’s obit YEARS ago

  51. Doug D
    Doug D
    December 14, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

    Some people just don’t spend enough time on fire.

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      December 14, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

      What better place for the Incelerator than the incinerator?

  52. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    December 14, 2024 at 12:48 am | #

    EXTINCT HIM, DINA

    SHOW NO MERCY

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 14, 2024 at 7:21 am | #

      extinguish?

  53. Jammy
    Jammy
    December 14, 2024 at 12:49 am | #

    Can the punchline be the real world where he gets put in handcuffs for disturbing the peace? Fingers crossed for good luck.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 14, 2024 at 1:05 am | #

      the numba ya need here aint 911,

      it 1312

      • Laura
        Laura
        December 14, 2024 at 2:50 pm | #

        Hmm?

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      December 14, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

      Assault? Hate crime?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 14, 2024 at 9:26 am | #

      If one of them recognizes him as one of the kidnappers, it could be for a lot more than disturbing the peace.

  54. Queen Anthai
    Queen Anthai
    December 14, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

    Oh he dead

  55. Freezer
    Freezer
    December 14, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

    Which leads to the real question: Who gets to Rollerdouche first – Joe, Becky, Amazi-Girl or Dina herself?

  56. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    December 14, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

    Well, he’s clearly about to get his ass kicked. I’m going to be SOOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointed if he turns out to be some kind of über-masochist who gets off on being trounced in public.

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      December 14, 2024 at 1:18 am | #

      There was such a villain mentioned in Watchmen. He committed crimes just so he could get beaten up by a costumed hero. A career that came to an abrupt end when Rorschach threw him down an elevator shaft.

  57. Kim
    Kim
    December 14, 2024 at 1:04 am | #

    <3 The alt-text ☺️✨

  58. jmsr7
    jmsr7
    December 14, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

    This arc is surprisingly timely. With Trump’s victory, misogynists have been crowing “Your body, my choice!”

    Dan was this spontaneous, or did you plan this out in advance and it was just a coincidence?

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 14, 2024 at 7:22 am | #

      1) What Dan?
      2) All strips here are drawn months in advance. Right now the buffer is almost a year.

      • Shadowsnail
        Shadowsnail
        December 14, 2024 at 12:54 pm | #

        Dan “Walker” Williams, the comic’s creator. Wait, which timeline are you in?

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        December 14, 2024 at 10:03 pm | #

        Dan U. Willis.

  59. Qube
    Qube
    December 14, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

    HE FUCKED UP HER CEREAL BEAT HIS ASS

  60. Serendipity
    Serendipity
    December 14, 2024 at 1:12 am | #

    Oh, he’s dead.

  61. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 14, 2024 at 1:12 am | #

    His anger is motivated by the fact that clearly Dina should be into him.

    I guess.

  62. J
    J
    December 14, 2024 at 1:15 am | #

    oh I THINK THE FUCK NOT

  63. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 14, 2024 at 1:21 am | #

    Well, look, this guy’s already dead, there’s nothing we can do even if we wanted to.

  64. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 14, 2024 at 1:26 am | #

    The little boy looks like he’s about to cry.

  65. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    December 14, 2024 at 1:34 am | #

    Okay, bets are on, is it Dina or Becky who is going to shove him a new one first? It’s going to be a tight race.

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      December 14, 2024 at 2:10 am | #

      I dont think we should count Joe out on this yet, he’s friends with Dina and was already primed to kick this guys ass before this

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        December 14, 2024 at 2:18 am | #

        Combo attack.

        • TheFlamingonator
          TheFlamingonator
          December 14, 2024 at 2:29 am | #

          Becky crouches behind his legs and Dina goes for the throat?

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      December 14, 2024 at 6:31 am | #

      If enought time passed we might get a Flying Amazi-Girl Kick

  66. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 14, 2024 at 1:42 am | #

    I think people who assume that Incels are automatically “they look like normal people and creep around like Lifetime villains” forget that Youtube exists where they put on costumes to do lectures. The big thing this is missing is him having a video as he tries to get clicks for his channel.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 14, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

      yeah bru, same basic delio with how Mary tried to appeal to Joyce’s feminist sentiment to redirect it towards Carla with the “males intruding in female spaces” bullshit, a very common TERF recruitment tactic seen on Twitter and shit

      the discrepancy to be aware of is that Willis presents these strategies as in-person actors for the sake of working best in a gag-a-day webcomic format, where IRL modern reactionary movements are primarily internet-based.

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 14, 2024 at 8:02 am | #

      The focus has been tight in this scene. Maybe off-panel he has a buddy videoing his anticipated triumph.

  67. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    December 14, 2024 at 1:46 am | #

    Out of curiosity I checked the tags because wait why would he recognize Dina? And then oh. Ohhhhhhhhh.

  68. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    December 14, 2024 at 2:03 am | #

    This absolute buffoon. By not squaring up against Joe he’s obviously made himself the designated target for some Becky on Bigot violence.

  69. Suet
    Suet
    December 14, 2024 at 2:05 am | #

    Are those Cocoa Puffs? Somewhere, right at this moment, Riley’s cereal senses are tingling.

    “SMAP”? Hah. So… what popcorn flavor do we want?

  70. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    December 14, 2024 at 2:09 am | #

    That’s probably the quickest way to attract the ire of everyone here, honestly.

  71. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    December 14, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

    The rise of AMAZI JOE! Antithesis of incels everywhere.

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      December 14, 2024 at 4:52 am | #

      Dammit. I should have written “The incel’s worst nightmare.”

  72. Dana W
    Dana W
    December 14, 2024 at 2:19 am | #

    If this guy does not get his ass kicked………..

  73. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    December 14, 2024 at 2:22 am | #

    … why do I feel this guy is deliberately trying to bait a response?

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 14, 2024 at 4:46 am | #

      yeah, he knows he will lost it, it’s 5 against 1

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      December 14, 2024 at 6:30 am | #

      And then he’ll cry victim on social media

      • Vulcanodon
        Vulcanodon
        December 14, 2024 at 8:20 am | #

        On-camera, would that be the part where he assaults a girl half his size? (The camera does not know Dina like we do)

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          December 14, 2024 at 11:00 am | #

          Oh I imagine he’d cry afterwards, from the hospital bed all messed up and bandaged up.

          • Vulcanodon
            Vulcanodon
            December 14, 2024 at 11:55 am | #

            That would be his best bet – to omit the footage of how he got there. Substitute his own delusional narrative.

            Maybe he’ll decide to use those roller skates and GTFO before that happens.

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              December 14, 2024 at 12:47 pm | #

              Maybe he’ll create the legend of Dina like Fire Nation made the Big Buff Toph

  74. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    December 14, 2024 at 2:23 am | #

    Go for the throat, Dina.

  75. foducool
    foducool
    December 14, 2024 at 2:27 am | #

    she’s gonna maul him for that

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 14, 2024 at 6:47 am | #

      +1, And make a mess in the food court.

  76. TheFlamingonator
    TheFlamingonator
    December 14, 2024 at 2:28 am | #

    Careful dude you’re gonna lose one of your girlfriends (im talking about his hsnd)

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      December 14, 2024 at 7:12 pm | #

      I love that the typo makes it look like “hand” is some sex-related word that needs censoring. Which in this particular case is uncomfortably close to the truth ^^u

  77. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    December 14, 2024 at 2:33 am | #

    Destroying Dina’s cereal? It’s over for this dude.

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      December 14, 2024 at 2:39 am | #

      My name is Dina Montoya.
      You destroyed my cereals.
      Prepare to die.

  78. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    December 14, 2024 at 2:38 am | #

    ….you’ve just made a big mistake

  79. PedanticJerkass
    PedanticJerkass
    December 14, 2024 at 2:44 am | #

    Okay, time for him to die horribly, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  80. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    December 14, 2024 at 2:47 am | #

    Later, in the student health clinic, he will recall this exact moment and come to the realization that it was at this point that everything turned to shit.

  81. Morrison
    Morrison
    December 14, 2024 at 2:50 am | #

    *Puts on Abe Lincon hat, rocks side to side* “Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!”

    • MegaBee
      MegaBee
      December 14, 2024 at 4:57 am | #

      Hammer time!

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 14, 2024 at 7:22 am | #

      In two minutes this loser’s going to be crying “Please don’t break my butt!”

  82. Maddie B
    Maddie B
    December 14, 2024 at 2:53 am | #

    Time for someone to punch his stupid face into/through a wall and/or floor.

  83. Versen
    Versen
    December 14, 2024 at 2:58 am | #

    By the end of this arc, everyone may have jumped this guy either simultaneously or throughout.

    And since days last forever here, the minute, to beating ratio is gonna be pretty sweet.

  84. AGV/Ruby
    AGV/Ruby
    December 14, 2024 at 2:58 am | #

    Him, death, now

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      December 14, 2024 at 3:07 am | #

      Oh, he dead alright

  85. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 14, 2024 at 3:07 am | #

    Fool of an incel! One does not simply mess with a dinasaur!!

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 14, 2024 at 8:05 am | #

      “Do not meddle in the affairs of [dinosaurs], for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        December 14, 2024 at 5:02 pm | #

        (in fact, humans come with their own ketchup!)

  86. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    December 14, 2024 at 3:08 am | #

    “Oh Sugar, You’ve just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life.”
    -Sin City

  87. Jim Campbell
    Jim Campbell
    December 14, 2024 at 3:50 am | #

    Oh, you did a bad, bad thing, Insinkerator. Or whatever your name was. It’s not going to matter for much longer anyway.

  88. RocketRelm
    RocketRelm
    December 14, 2024 at 4:33 am | #

    See, it’s very likely he’ll get destroyed, but what I would do, and the funny response would be: to laugh and call him weird. “Awh, is baby having a temper tantrum?”

    Mockery and a refusal to take him seriously is the best medicine in this case. (He might become dangerous but short of quietly calling the cops and hoping that solves it there’s nothing much to be done there.)

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 14, 2024 at 8:06 am | #

      I recommend both.

  89. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 14, 2024 at 4:42 am | #

    Okay, it was funny until now. This is just gratuitous violence. Everybody in defense and kick this freak ass

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 14, 2024 at 4:45 am | #

      Like, what are him expecting about? Can he solo fighting against 5 persons, ohe of them clearly the double of his size? Is he testing or something like that?

      • Queezle
        Queezle
        December 14, 2024 at 4:57 am | #

        I hope they do not give him the satisfaction. I hope that just of panel, someone called campus security on his ass.

  90. William
    William
    December 14, 2024 at 5:00 am | #

    And here lies Incelerator.
    He poked the velociraptor and she slashed his guts out.
    May he rest in peace.

    • Shadowsnail
      Shadowsnail
      December 14, 2024 at 12:58 pm | #

      May he rest in peace
      May he and his ilk remain dead.

  91. Tenzhi
    Tenzhi
    December 14, 2024 at 5:05 am | #

    That Incelerated quickly…

  92. Lysbeth
    Lysbeth
    December 14, 2024 at 5:06 am | #

    Look, I’m just saying, bothering Dina hasn’t exactly ended well, survival-wise, in this story. Also, there are fateful highways everywhere in America, right?

  93. PumpkinCake
    PumpkinCake
    December 14, 2024 at 5:12 am | #

    Are we really continuing with this nonsense?

  94. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    December 14, 2024 at 5:44 am | #

    Well, someone’s free trial of life is over

  95. Mendel
    Mendel
    December 14, 2024 at 5:46 am | #

    I’m kinda imagining that a part of the readers laughs st this, and a part has flashbacks, with hopefully some overlap between the parts

  96. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    December 14, 2024 at 5:48 am | #

    You know, he is right actually. Dina’s place is next to and sligtly behind a guy.
    It’s a perfect spot to perform a silent assassination on an unsuspecting and dumb as brick target.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 14, 2024 at 6:53 am | #

      Tom his left and behind him so he’ll still be alive when Dina starts to eat his entrails.

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 14, 2024 at 8:10 am | #

      But from that angle you can’t enjoy the surprised expression.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      December 14, 2024 at 9:06 am | #

      The mistake is to think her position isn’t the best it could be without any relation to a guy.

  97. Raven Stromdans
    Raven Stromdans
    December 14, 2024 at 5:55 am | #

    The dude said, out loud, that she’s the “feral little dinosaur girl”.

    What part of “feral” suggests “this is someone safe to fuck with”?

    And that’s not even considering that every person in that immediate vicinity is more than willing to beat his ass right into the ground on Dina’s behalf.

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 14, 2024 at 8:12 am | #

      I reckon there’s fifty other students there and at least 45 would join in, or wish they had.

  98. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    December 14, 2024 at 6:00 am | #

    Bet this shit’s done long before Amazi-Girl or Sal or Amazi-Girl AND Sal show up, for either the same reason or for other differentiating reasons that will then lead to Jenilly’s presence.

  99. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    December 14, 2024 at 6:23 am | #

    Now is the time for many punchings and raptor bites.

  100. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    December 14, 2024 at 6:26 am | #

    You might say “Cuckoo ruined Cocoa Puffs”.

    I’ll show myself out.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      December 14, 2024 at 6:29 am | #

      He’ll be flying over that Cuckoo’s nest after they punch him

  101. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    December 14, 2024 at 7:05 am | #

    “Cereal killer” … #%&/@! … wish I came up with that

  102. Gnome
    Gnome
    December 14, 2024 at 7:14 am | #

    You have invaded Dina’s space and taken food from her, congratulations sir! You have won a vacation inside the nearest emergency medical facility!

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 14, 2024 at 7:23 pm | #

      he worked alongside Toe-Dad

      toed the line of Incel Ideology

      …and will wake up with a tag on his toe

  103. Allison Branford
    Allison Branford
    December 14, 2024 at 7:43 am | #

    I’d low key love it, if this was the asshole who tried to roofie Joyce, and he finally got his shit kicked in on panel

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 14, 2024 at 8:15 am | #

      I like to think that they still haven’t found enough of the pieces to stitch that guy back together.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 14, 2024 at 9:04 am | #

      It’s not him it’s one of Blaine goons that somehow got away.

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      December 14, 2024 at 9:38 am | #

      Nope this was one of the Two Toedads’ stooges that failed at the kidnapping attempt. Also present, a long with Beef, to do a homophobic slur on Danny before Amazi-Girl squished them. Ryan has a scar

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      December 14, 2024 at 9:46 am | #

      It’s definitely not Ryan.

      If it makes you feel any better, the last time we heard about him, Amber maimed him so much with a knife that he is probably never coming back.

  104. BCGeiger
    BCGeiger
    December 14, 2024 at 7:54 am | #

    Ok at this point I want everyone in the room including the dining hall staff to join in beating the crap out of this guy.

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      December 14, 2024 at 8:15 am | #

      Give him his wish of becoming Internet douche-famous.

  105. Tan
    Tan
    December 14, 2024 at 8:13 am | #

    I am low-key hating the composition of panel 1 where Joyce is next to and slightly behind Joe, even if I know their relationship is not ACTUALLY the kind that Dickmonkey has in mind

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      December 14, 2024 at 10:08 am | #

      Counterpoint: In panel 3, Becky is in that exact position relative to Dina. I wouldn’t be surprised if Willis is DELIBERATELY mocking the words of the incel.

      • Tan
        Tan
        December 14, 2024 at 12:52 pm | #

        Almost certainly (at least in panel 3, quite possibly in both). I’m not upset at Willis, I’m strictly upset at the dickmonkey fictional character.

    • yak
      yak
      December 14, 2024 at 9:37 pm | #

      I think that was intentional…

  106. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    December 14, 2024 at 8:23 am | #

    “Hey, I know you! From that time when I was committing a felony worth 20-to-life!”

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      December 14, 2024 at 9:35 am | #

      Assume he’s free on bail then

  107. Matrix
    Matrix
    December 14, 2024 at 8:37 am | #

    Rip

  108. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    December 14, 2024 at 8:50 am | #

    SMASH CUT

    * Incel’s mangled body hauled off by paramedics*

    Dina: That was unnecessary.

    Becky, Sarah, and Joyce: DISAGREE.

    *doors fly open*

    Dottie in AG costume: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR – oh.

    Amber, behind her: The. Fuck?

    Joe, forlorn: Aww, they got to him before I could…

    *Dina quietly gets another bowl of cereal*

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      December 14, 2024 at 9:34 am | #

      We have a winner

  109. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    December 14, 2024 at 8:56 am | #

    I have a nagging thought that it can’t be this easy. A few people have mentioned that this is not how dangerous incels act, and they’re right. This feels like a setup, designed to get one or more of our heroes expelled.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 14, 2024 at 9:03 am | #

      It is how this specific incel acts. That wouldn’t really makes sense since he wasn’t speaking specifically to them and seem to just notice Dina right now. Someone can just act like a weirdo.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      December 14, 2024 at 9:47 am | #

      Add a disguise, though, and you can get bolder action. Think of how incels act on the internet with even a veneer of anonymity.

      Besides, this guy is not entirely new to this, as he was one of Blaine’s henchmen in the kidnapping plot.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 14, 2024 at 10:15 am | #

        You ever see any news of Nazis and their ilk posting up in the US, happy to wear a mask when it protects their identity but not to protect people from the virus that killed over a million citizens?

        This guy absolutely fits that mold.

    • BorkBorkBork
      BorkBorkBork
      December 14, 2024 at 10:11 am | #

      I 100% agree. No one goes, calls themselves an incel, in broad daylight, and then starts just insulting people and saying infuriating things, unless their entire bit is to provoke an attack.

      Whatever happens here, Incelery needs to throw the first punch or do something that’s objectively harmful to another person. Otherwise, he’s just smug bait for a later “First amendment rights!” trap. THAT’s the only teeth this loser has.

      • Victor Riley
        Victor Riley
        December 14, 2024 at 12:46 pm | #

        Why would anyone happily call themselves an “incel”? An involuntary celibate… you’re announcing to the world you can’t get sex, and also wrap your entire identity in that.

        Sure, I can’t either… but it’s more because I’m Ace, and don’t really care.

        • Zerodime
          Zerodime
          December 14, 2024 at 1:35 pm | #

          I think the incel-identity comes from the (here shown) assumption that you nbot only can’T get sex, but it’s not your fault. It’S the fault of the “womens” that won’t ‘even try and date you’.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 14, 2024 at 1:47 pm | #

            But it’s also all tied up in it being their fault. Most see themselves as so ugly and worthless that no woman would freely date them if they had any choice, which is why women need to be forced to depend on men.

            • Buck Ripsnort
              Buck Ripsnort
              December 14, 2024 at 2:18 pm | #

              Hey, *I’m* ugly and worthless, but I don’t blame women or femboys for that. I blame screwing up every job I ever had so I can’t afford to go to a gym or buy decent clothes or anything. I’m the reason I’m a mess!

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 14, 2024 at 1:45 pm | #

          Mostly because they’re not happy. Incels are dangerous, but also pathetic. There’s a lot of suicidal ideation.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 14, 2024 at 1:51 pm | #

        Damn idiot for this guy to do it to this group though. Since if any of them recognize him, they could nail him on the kidnapping charges.

      • yak
        yak
        December 14, 2024 at 9:33 pm | #

        Smacking the tray out of Dina’s hands was both assault and a clear enough threat to her person that she can definitely use the “self-defense” argument in court, as long as her response is not excessive (i.e. a punch to the the solar plexus). Indiana has pretty permissive self-defense laws.

        While that probably wouldn’t be how either the public reaction or the resulting court cases works out, those don’t necessarily have much relationship with reality anyway…

        • yak
          yak
          December 14, 2024 at 9:34 pm | #

          specifically I mean that a punch to the solar plexus would be a totally reasonable, certainly legal, and not excessive use of force here.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 14, 2024 at 11:16 pm | #

          I wonder how the “excessive” rules for self-defense apply dealing with someone who’s previously kidnapped you? Might get a little more leeway for assuming he’s a serious threat.

          • yak
            yak
            December 15, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

            yeah, probably. But of course, they have no way of knowing who this masked crusader is…

    • mindbleach
      mindbleach
      December 14, 2024 at 10:50 am | #

      I’m’a be blunt – if this is the setup to that kind of Tailsteak bullshit, I’m out. See you in six months.

  110. RF
    RF
    December 14, 2024 at 9:38 am | #

    Velociraptor-Mode activated.

  111. Coco Pommel
    Coco Pommel
    December 14, 2024 at 10:01 am | #

    https://youtu.be/wifOU9xN19I?si=XemrjECV1nTd5CJz Coming tommorow/later today.

  112. zee
    zee
    December 14, 2024 at 10:25 am | #

    Murder

  113. Imogen
    Imogen
    December 14, 2024 at 10:28 am | #

    it’s so funny that this character comes out, like, a week after I complained that Dina doesn’t have enough flaws or narrative struggles. Like, it literally can’t be connected, Willis is months ahead of us. It’s just wild.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 14, 2024 at 2:35 pm | #

      I fail to see the correlation?

    • Byron Orpheus
      Byron Orpheus
      December 14, 2024 at 3:29 pm | #

      The comic buffer reads November 5, 2025. This one was completed at least a year ago.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        December 15, 2024 at 2:34 am | #

        Months ahead, like I said. It’s pure coincidence. I said it’s funny, is all. 🤭

  114. Furie
    Furie
    December 14, 2024 at 11:01 am | #

    I just pulled the shit’s about to go down and I’m gonna make damn sure you’re under it face… at a comic.

  115. Zak
    Zak
    December 14, 2024 at 11:04 am | #

    Not comic related and kind of a weird ask, but I’ve noticed on mobile that at least half the time I go to page back it hits the comic page instead. Would it be possible to add some space between the comic and the navigation buttons because of this?

  116. John
    John
    December 14, 2024 at 11:25 am | #

    …Well, that’s not gonna end well for him.

    Good.

  117. Rosstifer
    Rosstifer
    December 14, 2024 at 11:42 am | #

    That dude is gonna die. Hooray!

    • Adept
      Adept
      December 14, 2024 at 11:43 am | #

      I came here to speculate whether he’s going to wake up at a hospital or not.

  118. Shadowsnail
    Shadowsnail
    December 14, 2024 at 12:04 pm | #

    A couple people brought potential music cues, but the alt text gives the best one: Green Jelly’s Cereal Killer.

  119. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    December 14, 2024 at 12:41 pm | #

    Now I really want Joe to beat him… Dina has given Joe non-obligatory greetings and accepted him as a friend.

    It’s time for Joe to learn the family business, like his step-sister.

  120. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    December 14, 2024 at 2:35 pm | #

    Now, Joyce can either stop Joe, or she can stop Becky, but there is no way that she will stop both. One of those two will get their pound of flesh, from this ass-clown.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      December 14, 2024 at 10:14 pm | #

      If Joyce is stopping either Joe or Becky, then who’s stopping Joyce?

  121. Annika
    Annika
    December 14, 2024 at 3:04 pm | #

    Please listen to Joyce, Joe. 🙁
    It’s so scary watching your boyfriend fight shit on your behalf when you’ve asked him not to, especially when he says it’s supposed to be for your benefit. I know this is a ridiculous situation but I felt like I needed to say it because so many people in the comments seem at least jokingly supportive of his response here.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 14, 2024 at 5:29 pm | #

      yeah, even here we must not forget that sexisms IRL don’t always take the form of cartoon supervillains, that they often heavily ingrained into our culture/customs such that the corresponding transgressions are expected and easy to dismiss as “normal” in het relationships

      It must ultimately be understood that in the game of Patriarchy, women aren’t the opposing team — we’re the BALL

    • Yondrose
      Yondrose
      December 17, 2024 at 12:58 pm | #

      That’s a discharitable take. My personal experience is that many women are taught, as Joyce was, that confrontation is a sin and they should be meek. The ‘no, don’t’ can be just as performative and maladjusted as the bravado of their partners. There’s an expectation, often explicit, that men will do all the dirty work so women can remain pure and clean. Example: mom makes excuses for people mean to her and leaves it up to others to look out for her, then gets upset when no one wants to play white night for her. I’m sure it’s scary when unwanted ‘help’ happens, but this behavior doesn’t come from nowhere.

  122. CardinalFan
    CardinalFan
    December 14, 2024 at 3:26 pm | #

    That guy just pulled a Cell when he knocked the tray our of Dina’s hand. It’s like when Cell crushed Android 16’s head. What happened next wasn’t good for Cell………

  123. Byron Orpheus
    Byron Orpheus
    December 14, 2024 at 3:27 pm | #

    He finally found an opponent befitting his skill and stature: a little girl. And she’s about to destroy him.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 14, 2024 at 3:29 pm | #

      Hey, Dina is a almost fully grown Woman! She did not stole alcohol to get this slander!

  124. Night
    Night
    December 14, 2024 at 4:03 pm | #

    You know that scene in Watchmen where a prepubescent Rorshach rips part of another kids face off with his teeth?

    That’s what’s about to happen here

  125. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    December 14, 2024 at 5:16 pm | #

    pictures taken seconds before disaster

  126. Scolopendra
    Scolopendra
    December 14, 2024 at 8:02 pm | #

    We’re spending a lot more time with this guy than I expected but I cannot remotely complain. Joe’s reactions are sending me

  127. Zamperla
    Zamperla
    December 14, 2024 at 8:06 pm | #

    TBH I appreciate Joe rodeo-clowning to keep Joycelyn out of view of this dude.

  128. yak
    yak
    December 14, 2024 at 9:24 pm | #

    A loud “Fuck you, dude.” would have been plenty, Joe. He’s doing just fine getting the shit beat out of himself.

  129. Kristine
    Kristine
    December 14, 2024 at 11:19 pm | #

    Rip incelerator

  130. Random832
    Random832
    December 14, 2024 at 11:33 pm | #

    that was an awful lot of work to retroactively tag a character that we’re never gonna see alive again

  131. Professional asexual
    Professional asexual
    December 15, 2024 at 3:48 am | #

    I condone bullying this guy

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