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by David M Willis on June 21, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Time Keeps on Slippin'
└ Tags: amazi-girl, dorothy

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  1. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 21, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    RUN AG RUN!

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      June 21, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      -GO AG GO- -GO AG GO, GO GIRL GO GO!

  2. Jererry
    Jererry
    June 21, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    I wouldn’t threaten a masked vigilante, but maybe that’s just me.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 21, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      “Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to blackmail this person? Good luck.”

      • Sensedog
        Sensedog
        June 21, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

        ^This.

        Probably one of the best lines from The Dark Knight that I can recall.

      • alex
        alex
        June 21, 2012 at 1:48 am | #

        mother fucker beat me to it.

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        June 21, 2012 at 2:52 am | #

        You have my respect Wack’d. And my bow.

        • jimbo
          jimbo
          June 21, 2012 at 8:43 am | #

          and my axe

          • Dragon Nataku
            Dragon Nataku
            June 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm | #

            And my bear hands

            • Jessie
              Jessie
              June 21, 2012 at 1:44 pm | #

              Richard FTW!

            • Andiemus
              Andiemus
              June 21, 2012 at 10:30 pm | #

              And my fork.

    • ShadeTail
      ShadeTail
      June 21, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

      Threaten? It looks more like an “if I figured it out, others can also” warning to me.

      • Shadlyn Wolfe
        Shadlyn Wolfe
        June 21, 2012 at 7:36 am | #

        No, that was a threat. Come back and talk to me, or maybe I won’t be on your side.

        Which, of course, proves that she was never really on your side to begin with.

        • Somebody
          Somebody
          June 22, 2012 at 1:39 am | #

          Shade Tail isn’t wrong…it’s in the subtext. And she never said she would announce it to everyone. It just means Dorothy could try to find her.

  3. Twisted Two-face
    Twisted Two-face
    June 21, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    “Why is he running Dad? He didn’t do anything wrong…”

    • ThatRobedGuy
      ThatRobedGuy
      June 21, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      “Because he’s awesome.”

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 21, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      Because you touch yourself at night.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

        Watching the video below will cure him of that urge.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Yxmz-csB4

        • gerbilsinspace
          gerbilsinspace
          June 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm | #

          WHY!?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm | #

            Because I can! 😀

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 21, 2012 at 1:48 am | #

      Because he can, son. Because he can.

  4. Bekah
    Bekah
    June 21, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Oops.

  5. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    June 21, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Kansas is smarter than the drunks Amazi-girl usually deals with.

  6. emeraldbeacon
    emeraldbeacon
    June 21, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Not a dream!
    Not a hoax!
    Next issue… AMAZI-GIRL WILL BE UNMASKED!

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      June 21, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Even though it should be painfully obvious who it is.

      The first person to say Ultracar is getting Demopaned.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        June 21, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

        Ultracar.

        Sorry, I just really wanna know what demopaning is.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          June 21, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

          http://youtu.be/AeFiSKIZuHg

      • BedLlama
        BedLlama
        June 21, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

        I still say Amazi-Girl is Faz in drag.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          June 21, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

          *shoots BedLlama in the head for that mental image*

      • ryan
        ryan
        June 21, 2012 at 8:28 am | #

        ronald reagan?

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      June 21, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Don’t miss it!

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      June 21, 2012 at 1:33 am | #

      Wait, unDRESSED?!

  7. shadowMobster
    shadowMobster
    June 21, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Well that didn’t work. Time for plan “B”.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      June 21, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      Ask Dina?

      • GenericScreenName101
        GenericScreenName101
        June 21, 2012 at 2:39 am | #

        Dina the one who knows all

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      June 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm | #

      Sometimes I go straight to plan “B”.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm | #

        Skipping to plan B is my plan A.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          June 25, 2012 at 3:15 pm | #

          I am sad, nobody got my obscure reference.

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 21, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    “Give it up, Walky, I know it’s you!”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 21, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s really embarassing, the wigs, the implants, the obvious white-face makeup.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

        Sounds like a plot for a B-grade movie.

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          June 21, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

          “This is starting to sound like a bad comic book plot!”

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            June 21, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

            Even Spider-Man think it’s bad and he’s the Butt Monkey of the Superhero community, well to me at least.

            • Gneiss
              Gneiss
              June 21, 2012 at 8:56 am | #

              Nah, everyone knows that Aquaman is the Butt Monkey of the superhero community.

              • begbert2
                begbert2
                June 21, 2012 at 10:45 am | #

                Different superhero communities, technically.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          June 21, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

          I think Dorothy just wants to be Lois Lane. The reporter thing, and all.

          So when she meets a superhero she automatically assumes she’s going to be in a love triangle with both the hero and the secret identity. And since she’s dating Walky, that must be who Amazi-Girl is.

          He lives in the same dorm, is obsessed with cartoons (meaning he might have superhero fantasies), is smarter than he seems (Clark Kent always pretended to be a bit of a dope), and is altogether strange enough to do something like this.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            June 21, 2012 at 2:29 am | #

            Wow. I never thought of that.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              June 21, 2012 at 2:41 am | #

              I just hope that for Dotty’s sake that AG isn’t as much of a dick as Superman was.

              • TheBenenator
                TheBenenator
                June 21, 2012 at 9:40 am | #

                Nobody can beat Superman in a dick off. He is simply the worst there is.

                http://superdickery.com/, if you wish to browse through the evidence.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  June 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm | #

                  Well, that was interesting. And I had forgotten how poorly drawn the comic of my youth were.

  9. Deemah
    Deemah
    June 21, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    The birth of Doctor Hugo Strange, as portrayed by Dorothy

  10. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    June 21, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Shoot her, Amazi-Girl!

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      June 21, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      She knows your secret!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

        She doesn’t need to, everyone who has ever read comics knows that either Dotty will either get amnesia or get killed.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          June 21, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

          Thats the other comic Plasma.

          • Wack'd
            Wack'd
            June 21, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

            …Oh my god, it is.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 21, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

            That’s just about every superhero comic/show MKV.

      • Pat
        Pat
        June 21, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        But so does everybody else now that she shouted it like that.

  11. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 21, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    AG could always go the Spiderman route and get a job as a free-lance photographer who somehow always gets shots of AG in action.

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      June 21, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

      Or better yet we could through the Shippers a bone and have Dotty AG’s Louis Lane.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      June 21, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      Only if Cave Johnson is the editor instead of Daisy.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        June 21, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

        http://youtu.be/QLmiknX8bFI

      • AidenRyan
        AidenRyan
        June 21, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

        If Cave Johnson was the editor, I can just imagine Billie giving him some lemons.

        That would not be a good ending.

  12. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 21, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Amazigirl is immune to logical inferences.

    • Resne
      Resne
      June 21, 2012 at 8:02 am | #

      So she’s like an anti-Vulcan?

  13. Amaziboy
    Amaziboy
    June 21, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    Running till the end from crazy stalker girls who shouldn’t have the time for this.

  14. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 21, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    I wonder if there are any other girls with Amber’s build, like Marcie for instance.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 21, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      Marcie..as amazigirl is the best imagery ever. I don’t care. Marcie is amazigirl

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

        The only problem I can see with it is that Marcie doesn’t speak.

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          June 21, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

          A simple fix. Walky-talky placed around the head area, an unknown assistant piping in her dialogue.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 21, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

            It’s a cunning plan, a plan so cunning that it graduated from Cunning College at the top of its class.

            • Bryn
              Bryn
              June 21, 2012 at 12:55 am | #

              “Is it as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?”

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                June 21, 2012 at 1:07 am | #

                Not quite THAT cunning.

              • Crumplepunch
                Crumplepunch
                June 21, 2012 at 2:04 am | #

                So cunning you could brush your teeth with it!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  June 21, 2012 at 3:42 am | #

                  I think I will stick with a toothbrush. 😀

                • CWR
                  CWR
                  June 21, 2012 at 4:39 am | #

                  Does that make you a toothbrush adherent?

              • Shadlyn Wolfe
                Shadlyn Wolfe
                June 21, 2012 at 7:40 am | #

                It is, m’lord.

        • Kaylee
          Kaylee
          June 21, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

          Well, that’s just what she wants you to think, isn’t it?

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            June 21, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

            ultimate secret identity

  15. mistercellaneous
    mistercellaneous
    June 21, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    It’s probably been suggested a million times already, but Mr. Willis should probably market a barbecuing apparatus called the AmaziGrill.

  16. Ryan
    Ryan
    June 21, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    I’m on your side! I’m threatening to completely expose your identity to the entire school and chasing you down and interrupting what might have been another mugging because I’M ON YOUR SIDE.

    • Ryan
      Ryan
      June 21, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      *what might have been another mugging somewhere

    • Resne
      Resne
      June 21, 2012 at 8:03 am | #

      Clearly this is a strategy worthy of David Xanatos himself.

      • Ryan
        Ryan
        June 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm | #

        Pay a man enough, and he’ll walk barefoot into Hell.

      • Andiemus
        Andiemus
        June 21, 2012 at 10:34 pm | #

        It is a bit of a Xanatos Gambit, if AG reveals her identity than her curiosity is sated and she may or may not have a piece. If she doesn’t, then Dotty has the means to figure it out on her own and she has her piece anyway.

        • Raoullefere
          Raoullefere
          June 23, 2012 at 2:38 am | #

          Not to mention assuming Amazi-girl is decent enough that she won’t beat Dotty into a bloody pulp and solve the whole blackmail thing by threatening to do it again. Relying on the fact your foe isn’t a screw-the-consequences, result-driven douche like you are to have the upper hand is indeed quite Xanatos.

  17. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    June 21, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

    Dorothy is being surprisingly obnoxious with her line of “Do you want me on your side or not?” And all because Amazi-Girl won’t give her an interview.

    This is something that Dorothy should drop. Even if she were to figure out the truth, she would be making an enemy out of someone who might not hesitate to maim her given the circumstances; granted, Amber may not be a truly violent individual by nature, but that could change if the exposed truth has adverse consequences for her in the form of criminal charges, civil suites, expulsion from college, and so forth.

    Also, if Dorothy herself thinks that Amazi-Girl is awesome, she should take into consideration that others may think the exact same thing. In exposing the identity of Amazi-Girl, she might be making other enemies as well, albeit indirectly.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 21, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

      “You repel me.”

      Damn, I’m all about the quotes tonight.

      • Syngraphea
        Syngraphea
        June 21, 2012 at 3:18 am | #

        I was wondering when someone was going to make a reference to that!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 21, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

      She’s a reporter, they fight for their stories and tend to be obnoxious

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        June 21, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

        Except at Fox they are just obnoxious.

    • secret
      secret
      June 21, 2012 at 10:49 am | #

      I highly doubt Dorothy would expose her once she finds out. i think she wouldn’t want to mess with Danny’s relationships

  18. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    June 21, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

    Hmmm. So who are the reporters that are not on Amazi-Girl’s side? Maybe Amber is avoiding her to keep her sharp at avoiding future reporters. Amazi-Girl is a hero so I don’t see her resorting to violence to stop Dorothy, but I do wonder if maybe she will seduce some info on Dorothy out of her ex Danny. Things that she could use against Dorothy.

    • ryan
      ryan
      June 21, 2012 at 8:35 am | #

      billie? she’s the only other reporter who cares about figuring out amazi-girl’s identity. and she was doing it for personal gain, which we all know leads to super-villainy.

  19. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    June 21, 2012 at 1:05 am | #

    Run, Amazi-Girl, run for your identity!

  20. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    June 21, 2012 at 1:18 am | #

    The in-universe John Byrne pulled that stunt on Starbrand at a comic convention (the whole, “The mask doesn’t stop me from knowing a lot…” Holmes trick).

    Later in the issue, he and everyone at the con were vaporized in a fight scene. Lesson learned.

    • Raoullefere
      Raoullefere
      June 21, 2012 at 2:52 am | #

      If only Dorothy could be ‘taught’ that lesson.

      Honestly, and I’m probably rather alone in this, but I think Mike dislikes Dorothy because she’s competing with him for the asshole slot*. Take the bullshit she’s laying down here: Dorothy isn’t on Amazi-Girl’s side. Dorothy just wants photos and maybe an interview to go with the story so she can look good. I mean, who knows, maybe it’ll help her get to her ‘rightful place’ in a better school. I get the idea that if throwing her grandmother under a bus would get Joyce a straight shot to Yale, the old lady’d better invest in a helmet and body armor, because she’s going to roll.

      *Position? Spot? How do you say that without making a double entendre?

      • Gundi
        Gundi
        June 21, 2012 at 7:44 am | #

        Well, to be fair, Amazi-Girl is a vigilante which, while freaking awesome, is also illegal. At the very least I’m sure she could get stuck with a couple of assault charges… Which makes Dorothy a bad person for not reporting her to the proper authorities.

        I’m sorry, but in the real world somebody would have gotten hurt by now. Maybe Amazi-Girl herself.

        • AJBulldis
          AJBulldis
          June 21, 2012 at 8:01 am | #

          It might make her actions criminal, but there’s a big difference between breaking the law and being a bad person.

          • Andiemus
            Andiemus
            June 21, 2012 at 10:37 pm | #

            That’s….. Debatable when it comes to assault.

      • ryan
        ryan
        June 21, 2012 at 8:37 am | #

        role. role is the word you’re looking for. also, it rhymes with asshole.

        • Raoullefere
          Raoullefere
          June 22, 2012 at 2:28 am | #

          So it does. Thank you, and thank the mod, for making sure I got the name of the character I was commenting on right at least once.

          And sure Amazi-Girl is a dangerous vigilante… she’s always been a dangerous vigilante, to paraphrase a possible future version of the psychotic she’s modeling herself on. But you can’t tell me Dorothy wants the pix so she can *help* Amazi-girl or even help stop Amazi-girl. Hulk may be slow, and it may be hard for Hulk to think, but even Hulk ain’t buying that.

  21. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    June 21, 2012 at 1:21 am | #

    She clearly wants you on her side. Her *backside*.

    … I’ll just be leaving.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 21, 2012 at 2:43 am | #

      Run Blob, RUN!

      • CWR
        CWR
        June 21, 2012 at 4:45 am | #

        Don’t blobs ooze?

        I can’t believe that’s a sentence. There’s no way that’s a sentence – it’s impossible!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm | #

          If an ooze pours out fast enough, you might say that the ooze is running.

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            June 22, 2012 at 2:17 am | #

            See: Boogers.

  22. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 21, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

    If you’re on my side, then don’t follow me. If you follow me, you will never know the meaning of happiness. If you follow me, all you’ll find is death and crime and the rage of the beast.

    • Campor
      Campor
      June 21, 2012 at 4:05 am | #

      I thought that was rock music.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm | #

        I thought it was scientology.

        • Andiemus
          Andiemus
          June 21, 2012 at 10:38 pm | #

          I thought it was a link to the twilight section of fan fiction.net.

  23. Charles RB
    Charles RB
    June 21, 2012 at 2:13 am | #

    You mock, but Dorothy has just pointed out to Amber how she’s leaving a bigger trail than Homer through a cake factory.

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      June 21, 2012 at 2:19 am | #

      Hey, writing an Iliad and an Odyssey is messy work.

  24. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 21, 2012 at 2:33 am | #

    Listen, Dorothy, Amazi Girl won’t return your calls. It’s over between you two.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 21, 2012 at 2:44 am | #

      Besides, Sal would never cheat on Billie like that. 😀

  25. vlademir1
    vlademir1
    June 21, 2012 at 2:58 am | #

    I’m betting Dorothy narrows the field down to two people doing that, Sal being one.

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      June 21, 2012 at 10:39 pm | #

      There’s no evidence that Sal ever did sports.

  26. Darth Cariss
    Darth Cariss
    June 21, 2012 at 4:26 am | #

    I’ve always thought it would be super hilarious if Amazi-Girl turned out not to be Amber in this, especially with how obvious it’s been, but never directly said.

    • CWR
      CWR
      June 21, 2012 at 4:43 am | #

      Way to ruin the joke…DARTH.

  27. CWR
    CWR
    June 21, 2012 at 7:23 am | #

    Just briefly glanced at the comic and read the dialogue in the third panel as: “Do you want me inside you or not?”

    I really did.

  28. Lieutenant Dan
    Lieutenant Dan
    June 21, 2012 at 7:33 am | #

    Can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about the coloring in panel 2 that I find pleasing.

    Also, butts.

  29. The Aussie Bloke
    The Aussie Bloke
    June 21, 2012 at 7:36 am | #

    There’s always the chance that Amazi-Girl lied about being on the track and field team. The perfect secret identity is the one that can’t be traced.

  30. Shadlyn Wolfe
    Shadlyn Wolfe
    June 21, 2012 at 7:47 am | #

    Dorothy should just be glad this is DoA and not Shortpacked; Amber is a dangerous foe in her own right, but Mike is a terrible one.

    Both? Apocalyptic.

  31. Kafloobop
    Kafloobop
    June 21, 2012 at 10:38 am | #

    Well I predicted that Dorothy would know it was Amber, but she’s gonna find out pretty easily so I’m gonna call this a half victory.

  32. Jon Cann
    Jon Cann
    June 21, 2012 at 6:08 pm | #

    Swap out cross country for track and field (a reasonable thing for anyone who didn’t hear what Amazi-Girl just said to do), and…doesn’t Dorothy herself fit that description? Another campus reporter could easily compile this same evidence and wind up on Dorothy’s doorstep. She’s often unaccounted for because she’s alone studying…it’s already been said that she looks a lot like Amber….

  33. Dr.Z
    Dr.Z
    June 21, 2012 at 10:48 pm | #

    Amazi-Girl stops for a moment because she realizes how impressively stupid Dorothy actaully is.

    After all, if Dorothy could actually put any of that together she would have realized who Amazi-Girl is already.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      June 21, 2012 at 11:44 pm | #

      Yeah!

      …Walky XD

  34. newllend
    newllend
    August 14, 2013 at 10:20 pm | #

    Hmmm.she might be a threat

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