A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Augustine
Winter Jay Kiakas, Windy
August and her ragtag group are just like everyone else, simply surviving in the treacherous Crater... When they stumble into what may be an artifact of the ancient past, their lives are thrown into a much bigger loop as they trifle with bounty hunters, monsters and gods.
Little Tiny Things
Clover
What are the little things that move us? The simple joys that warm our bodies and hearts? The micro life of insects that influence our world more than we think? The tiny steps we make everyday to have a happier tomorrow?
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
The Messenger
indui
In a ruin-abound town cursed with bad luck, Kai and Kalla--a young boy and a fledgling dragonbird spirit--take on a quest in hopes the reward will solve all of their problems.
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
Lies Within
Lacey
Lysander's aimless and carefree life is turned upside down when he accidentally discovers that the cute boy next door, Simon, is a literal monster
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Three Panel Soul
Matt Boyd, Ian McConville
It's a pretty rigid format but we keep the content loose, you know?
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
Freakshow
Scotty
A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Monster's Garden
Ash G.
Champion pit fighter Kilo Monster was content to spend the rest of his days tending to his quiet garden alone... until he met a curious robot girl and her human family.
Angel's Orchard
Harry Bogosian
After the events in Demon's Mirror, Gerda has accepted her role as a Demon Hunter, and Cezar has traveled back to the Demon City. Demons have existed alongside humans for millennia, so things begin to return to normal. But an impossibly powerful Relic has been taken by one of the Demon Masters, and a silent war enters its final stages.
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
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No kidding. Suddenly, when I got to college, THE WORLD OF SUGARY CEREAL WAS MINE. It took me a while to stop having sugary cereal and/or soda at every meal. Probably it stopped feeling so awesome because the scurvy was setting in. Or the diabetes.
Or because if you have the same one delicious thing over and over for long enough it stops being so delicious and then you have to mix tihngs up for it to continue being delicious.
Sugar, does not cause diabetes. Coming from a type 1 diabetic of going on 15 years, the over indulgence of people and gluttony cause type 2 diabetes, that or other diseases which affect the organs of patients. Type 1 diabetes is genetic, and is actually an immunological disorder.
I’d argue that it depends on the cereal, but in this case it looks like Fruity Pebbles so I’m afraid I must agree although so far she must have remarkably good metabolism. That being said it’s not harmful to others so it still works.
My brother once did a science fair project measuring the iron in cereal. Somehow, this ended up with the house finding out how much fat’s in Fruity Pebbles.
I’ve never really understanded the thing about soggies. They were mentioned in Shortpacked! a few times but I don’t really get it.
Can I have an explaination, please?
Old Captain Crunch commercials. They don’t get soggy in milk you see. Of course, they don’t tell you that they will cut your gums, and glue themselves to your teeth.
I *can* be caused by obesity though, and that’s a common aggravator of the condition. It helps to be genetically predisposed to it too, of course, but I’ve actually both caused and reverted my type two diabetes by gaining and then losing the weight.
So why does your family have it, then? God probably just hates you. Likeliest explanation.
I just want to know if you’re contagious! Or of you are a large, bacon-type sandwich of some sort, that includes pancakes & syrup. If you are the latter, you’re going to find love… especially in the Southern Redneck States!
Dina has the best philosophy. Do what you like. More specifically, eat what is best, regardless of what others may think about it. If that means lovin’ some dinosaurs and eating cereal all day, then good for her!
Cereal isn’t nutritionally complete. But if all you are going to eat is cereal, then be sure to add milk, for protein. And eat some Raisin Bran, for fiber.
I’ve been spending too much time on 4chan. I was bracing myself to read someone write fanfiction describing in detail the effects of eating nothing but fruity pebbles on Dina’s regularity.
Except whenever I saw images of cereal in commercials as part of a “complete breakfast”, I was like, “HOLY SHIT who eats all that for one meal?!” Am I the only one?
Man, when I was a kid, I was only allowed to have junk cereal in August. It was Junk Cereal Month. I would pick a box, my sister would pick a box, and we’d agree on a third.
The problem with this system was that it meant I never had any monster cereal. Ever.
So now that I’m in college I can finally find out what all the fuss is about over Chocula and Frankenberry and Booberry. They’re pretty good, but not particularly filling as far as breakfast is concerned. Mostly I just snack on ’em.
Amber’s comment in the last panel seems like it could be written on a shirt at a Hot Topic in an alternate universe where everything is more depressing.
There exists a universe where obesity was replaced with super powers. It was the body’s coping mechanism for the extra energy! Then again, in another universe, obesity became immolation. Hm…
Unless she drinks some OJ with that or takes a multi-vitamin, you are correct sir. Many kids cereals have no vitamin C, and milk is very low in it.
You’re also looking at a shortage of E & K. Vitamin E deficiencies are very rare due to Vitamin E being widely available, but Dina could be looking at long-term nerve damage if that’s literally all she eats. Vitamin K deficiency leads to bleeding problems and bone weakness too.
Some “healthy” cereals are fortified with Vitamins E & K, but most cereals don’t bother.
Why would cereal companies worry about Vitamin C, E, or K?
Seriously, what could kids need with not contracting scurvy, having nerves that work, all that blood in their body, or strong bones?
Their teeth are falling out anyway, parents agree that small bumps and instant crying is friggin’ stupid, blood is just another fluid for them to leak inexplicably, and their bones are making them bigger, so maybe a little weakness will take the cocky sons-of-bongoes down a peg.
Well, actually, who needs to? Most people don’t just eat cereal & milk.
Most kids will get Vitamin C from juice at breakfast, Vitamin E comes from just about anything with plant oils in it, and Vitamin K comes from just about any green vegetable. (Your gut flora also synthesize it.)
Really, about the only way to miss these vitamins is to deliberately eat a specifically unhealthy, one-note diet. People who eat like Dina are rare.
is wrong that first thing i thought about was ‘huh, what was the economic term for how eventually dina will no longer feel the price of the cereal is worth the happiness it exerts, even at it’s price of zero.’ as opposed to just saying ‘i wonder how long until she gets sick of it?’
i can reconize when economic terms apply, i just can remember them.
That’s what I was thinking of, but that’s wrong. That’s when something is added that should normally increase the output but ends up decreasing it proportionally instead. It would be like, Dina likes cereal but she likes ham, too, and she thinks adding cereal and ham for a meal would make it double the magic but it only makes her half as happier.
Isn’t “diminishing returns” more along the lines of “I like this, but I don’t like two lots of this twice as much.”
Dina really enoys cereal. She gets 80 enjoyment points from one bowl. If she has two bowls in a row she gets less than 2 x 80 enjoyment (maybe 140), so she is only getting 60 points of enjoyment out of the second bowl. If she has 3 bowls in a row she would get less again (maybe only 160, so 20 points for the third bowl).
…seriously? People think this is weird? I’ve seen people eat cereal at any damn time of the day at my college. I suppose it goes with the “Oh my God, I can eat whatever I want WHENEVER I WANT” mentality (which also led to me regularly eating dry ramen noodles as a snack food freshman year)
Well, that and 85-90% of all college cafeteria food is gross, so might as well stick with one of the few things they can’t fuck up.
“Strange” is not a synonym for “bad”, Dina. Like everything you do, it is not bad, but it makes people wonder what’s going on inside your head. Strangeness makes people nervous. Expected behavior puts them at their ease. Even ultimately harmless things can make people uncomfortable, if only because they’ve never considered doing things that way.
On the other hand, it is funny to see people attributing Dina’s unusual habits as some sort of rebellion from the norms. She does what nominally feels good because she’s totally unaware of exterior criticism, however facile it might be. She’s not an independent soul capable of ignoring the weight of social criticism, she’s just oblivious to it. That’s not the same thing.
Quick question for David: Does Dina have Asperger’s syndrome? It would absolutely fit. Strange social behaviors, obsessed about dinosaurs, unwillingness to deviate from routine, inability to read social cues…
As an aspie myself, maybe I’m projecting, but I’d love to see this as the case.
The conversations on this very subject once filled the DoA threads and roamed free across the plains… They’ve mostly gone away, since they were discussed ad nauseam.
See also: The comments for every other strip she’s been in.
Except for the people that can’t drink milk because it makes them sick. Though I prefer to just eat my cereal dry than with water. Water doesn’t go well with cereal. Neither does juice.
I used yogurt in a pinch once, and now use it 50% of the time. Either vanilla or plain with a few packets of Splenda added to it, and you’re set! Plus it lasts longer in the fridge than milk, and the Greek stuff, while thick, can be whipped a little with a spoon, and has 2x the protein of milk and no additional carbs.TRY IT!
I used to not be able to drink milk at all. Soymilk, my friends. Soymilk is the best. Flavored with vanilla, and I’ve literally never had it spoil (it keeps for months). Water with cereal sounds disgusting, I have to say. Also one time I was reading, holding a book with one hand and pouring milk into my cereal with the other, and then I looked up from my book and realized I’d poured orange juice. I really didn’t want to waste the cereal, so I tried it. Alas, it was COMPLETELY disgusting.
I tried Soy, Rice and Almond milk substitutes and on their own they are an acquired taste. In cereal it just clashes to harshly and hot cereal – bleah!
I have found that real apple juice works fine for the cereals I eat, not that corn sugar sweetened reconstituted stuff, and lets not even go into the orange juices with ingredient lists longer than the cereal has.
As for fiber – just eat the box – less toxic stuff in there than the contents.
Oooo~ Trix. Good choice, Dina! They were much better when they had shapes, though. (It could also be Captain Crunch, though, which is even better!) Also, I think I see Cocoa Puffs.
Not that I don’t think that being able to eat cereal at any time of day I damn well please is awesome (it totally is), but even I like a little variety in my meal options.
No! Dina stop that slide to the dark side. The furrowing of the brow when your food choices are questioned is the start, and I want you to be the sweet, innocent dinosaur lover that you were introduced as in this comic.
Why do I have the urge to try and shop pointy red glasses onto Dina and change “Cereal” to “Red”?
And why did it take me so long to figure out why the whole “It’s the best” thing caused fits of “Who the heck also does this?” before realizing who it was.
I really love these comics, and I got jealous of the people who had read David’s previous works. So I started an unhealthy quest: I’m currently archive binging all of the Roomies-It’s Walky site. Started 2 days ago, current comic October 2002.
Need lots of coffee.
“Part of a balanced breakfast” doesn’t mean you have a good diet if it’s the only thing you eat. I wouldn’t begrudge her having cereal as a side dish with every meal, but I hope she’s getting some protein and veggies and stuff.
Some cereal makes a great snack food straight out of the box.
The set of all foods is not well-ordered under the “better than” relation. (Under this relation, a “least element” would be a “best food.”) This relation is also highly context-dependent, affected as it is by not just the taste of foods and their nutritional content, but by the aggregate nutritional content of the foods you’ve eaten recently (which we may specify somewhat arbitrarily as “within the past week”).
Relative enjoyment of eating (“X~Y” = “So-and-so enjoys eating X more than eating Y”) may be well-ordered with the vast majority of circumstances sharing a common least element, as it appears to be in Dina’s case.
Meh, I prefer Frosted Flakes. Most sugary cereals are way too sweet, and most non-sugary cereals are way too… um… whatever the opposite of “sweet” is. Frosted Flakes are pretty damn close to being the happy medium between the two.
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I agree with Dina
Me too.
The world according to Dina.
1. She’s right. 2. It’s not strange to begin with, lots of new college students live off cereal.
Until the scurvy sets in.
No kidding. Suddenly, when I got to college, THE WORLD OF SUGARY CEREAL WAS MINE. It took me a while to stop having sugary cereal and/or soda at every meal. Probably it stopped feeling so awesome because the scurvy was setting in. Or the diabetes.
Or because if you have the same one delicious thing over and over for long enough it stops being so delicious and then you have to mix tihngs up for it to continue being delicious.
Sugar doesn’t cause diabetes and a lot the grains are fortified. It’s not like you can’t have a glass of orange juice with it.
“Sugar doesn’t cause diabetes”
Naw, a’course not. Finish your pie and ice cream now, and don’t worry about the tingling numbness in your foot. It’ll subside.
Sugar, does not cause diabetes. Coming from a type 1 diabetic of going on 15 years, the over indulgence of people and gluttony cause type 2 diabetes, that or other diseases which affect the organs of patients. Type 1 diabetes is genetic, and is actually an immunological disorder.
I lived solely on Personal Pan Pizza and Snapple my first two years ……………..
Are you still able to eat that?
Dina’s going to gradually become morbidly obese over the course of the comic.
I’d argue that it depends on the cereal, but in this case it looks like Fruity Pebbles so I’m afraid I must agree although so far she must have remarkably good metabolism. That being said it’s not harmful to others so it still works.
My brother once did a science fair project measuring the iron in cereal. Somehow, this ended up with the house finding out how much fat’s in Fruity Pebbles.
It was kinda terrifying.
What, 1 gram of fat terrifies you?
YES. O.M.G. Do you know how much that is?!?
Shylock does.
1 gram of fat in cereal? Yeah, that’s a little scary.
Per serving? When Cinnamon Toast Crunch has 3.5g per serving… that’s not scary at all.
(Of the other cereals in my pantry right now, Fruit and Cream oatmeal has 2g of fat per serving and Rice Chex has 0g.)
One gram per box or one gram per piece?
How about 50 carbs per bowl, post metabolism? I think that was what the Science Fair Family discovered, after 50 boxes of the stuff?
Come on people! Learn the Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle and you won’t be slobs!!
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She might only eat cereal but she might not eat that much of it.
Just because someone doesn’t gain weight from constantly eating unhealthy, doesn’t mean they’re not doing damage to their body.
Indeed. My first thought wasn’t weight gain, but vitamin deficiencies.
Same. I almost killed myself in my first semester of University eating nothing but baked beans and toast.
But at least cereal has all the supplemental vitamins added to them.
Also, teeth rot
Proper oral hygiene would prevent that.
Needs more caramel!
Your avatar is especially appropriate here.
Grains don’t make you fat. That’s a lie we’ve been fed way too long. Adding growth hormones can, but not regular grains.
Obviously… it’s Fruity Pebbles.
Looks like Trix to me. Old school trix, before they made them fruit shapes.
They’re back to being balls. I grew up with them as shapes (80s kid) and I tried them. Can’t do it. Can’t eat fruity balls.
How would you have felt about “Trix! Now with Sweaty Pheromones!”
Or did you finally stop doing Trix?
(man… this is a gold mine for double entendres and bad jokes!)
or like…captain crunch…
Yellow, orange, green, blue and red. The yellow are also in ball shape as opposed to the weird rectangular thing.
soggies may rule.
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I’ve never really understanded the thing about soggies. They were mentioned in Shortpacked! a few times but I don’t really get it.
Can I have an explaination, please?
Old Captain Crunch commercials. They don’t get soggy in milk you see. Of course, they don’t tell you that they will cut your gums, and glue themselves to your teeth.
It can’t be Fruity Pebbles. Dina would never put up with that sort of historical inaccuracy.
Don’t listen to her Dina, Froot Loops are awesome. Or whatever it is you’re eating.
Yay! Diabetus?
*glares* Diabetes doesn’t work that way. It never works that way! As a diabetic myself, I am sick of-
Oh, wait. You were talking about Type 2 Diabetes, caused by obesity. Right, sorry for the trouble. I’ll just go back into my corner.
-puts up sign “beware the angry type 1 diabetic” near corner-
Type 2 is not caused by obesity! I, my father and uncle have it, and we’re all skinny as f***!
I *can* be caused by obesity though, and that’s a common aggravator of the condition. It helps to be genetically predisposed to it too, of course, but I’ve actually both caused and reverted my type two diabetes by gaining and then losing the weight.
So why does your family have it, then? God probably just hates you. Likeliest explanation.
And by the omission of one character I have revealed myself as being a deadly disease. Hopefully the AMA doesn’t find out.
I just want to know if you’re contagious! Or of you are a large, bacon-type sandwich of some sort, that includes pancakes & syrup. If you are the latter, you’re going to find love… especially in the Southern Redneck States!
Soo… you just wanted to pretend to be mad for a second?
Pretty much. That is what the Internet is for in the first place.
Dina has the best philosophy. Do what you like. More specifically, eat what is best, regardless of what others may think about it. If that means lovin’ some dinosaurs and eating cereal all day, then good for her!
Screw societal standards! These people are slaves to the system! I prefer to be free!
Cereal isn’t nutritionally complete. But if all you are going to eat is cereal, then be sure to add milk, for protein. And eat some Raisin Bran, for fiber.
That’s what I was worried about the most, rather than Dina going fat.
But thank you for giving me ideas on how to make cereal more complete nutrition-wise. I LOVE cereal.
I’ve been spending too much time on 4chan. I was bracing myself to read someone write fanfiction describing in detail the effects of eating nothing but fruity pebbles on Dina’s regularity.
I was speculating on the colours that would result.
Make it Total Raisin Bran and you also get all your vitamins.
I love to put massive amounts of fruit in my cereal or oatmeal. That makes it way more delicious. And um nutritious.
“PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST!”
.
Where the COMPLETE comes from all the OTHER parts!
Except whenever I saw images of cereal in commercials as part of a “complete breakfast”, I was like, “HOLY SHIT who eats all that for one meal?!” Am I the only one?
I mix all my cereal together and eat it with chocolate milk and brown sugar for just that very reason!
It’s okay, Dina. I feel the same way.
I enjoy cereal as much as the next guy, unless that next guy is Dina.
Or any cereal mascot really…
I guess that depends on how much you enjoy the next guy.
Depends. Are you serving him with skim milk, whole milk, or 2%?
I enjoy Dina as much as cereal enjoys the next guy.
… terrified of being eaten?
Toaster pastries? Where?
None of the above. Alfredo sauce.
That poor Alfredo! Why would you do that to him?
Alfredo Boy is my sidekick! Don’t eat him.
RUN! Get back to the Cereal Cave!
Don’t worry, it’s the other sauce.
Willis, stop going back in time to observe my habits in college and then basing Dina on them.
It’s not my fault! They had Count Chocula and Lucky Charms!
Count Luckula.
Lucky Count Chocula’s Charms
Sounds filthy.
They’re always after my succulent charms?
Don’t beat around the bush; it sounds like a porno title
So does ‘Don’t beat around the bush’.
‘Beating around the bush II – Return of the bush’?
Lol ow my sides are gone.
Bush Harder
County Charmkula.
Man, when I was a kid, I was only allowed to have junk cereal in August. It was Junk Cereal Month. I would pick a box, my sister would pick a box, and we’d agree on a third.
The problem with this system was that it meant I never had any monster cereal. Ever.
So now that I’m in college I can finally find out what all the fuss is about over Chocula and Frankenberry and Booberry. They’re pretty good, but not particularly filling as far as breakfast is concerned. Mostly I just snack on ’em.
Cereal is only best if you’re choosing on taste. It can’t be the healthiest option, even in a college cafeteria.
Muesli and Greek/thick Yogurt ? That would be fairly hard to beat, especially if its got some fruit chopped up in it.
Why does this make me think of the song strange fruit?
Insanity is sometimes being the sane one of all the insane people.
Amber’s comment in the last panel seems like it could be written on a shirt at a Hot Topic in an alternate universe where everything is more depressing.
Wow…the thought that there’s an alternate universe that’s more depressing is in and of itself pretty depressing
But thoughts of happier universes cheer up the depression universe, so the cosmic balance goes on.
Thoughts that there are happier universes in the depression universe make them suicidal that they’re in the depressed universe.
There exists a universe where obesity was replaced with super powers. It was the body’s coping mechanism for the extra energy! Then again, in another universe, obesity became immolation. Hm…
…Anyone else suddenly want to go watch Sliders? Or Fringe?
YES.
Or Spellbinder
(what? old childrens shows rock!)
I can accept the option of a more depressing alternate universe, but a more depressing Hot Topic??!? That has to be rough…
So… Dina’s gonna get scurvy.
Yarr.
Looks like she’s eating Fruit Loops or something to me.
That’s got fruit in it.
Sort of.
Unless she drinks some OJ with that or takes a multi-vitamin, you are correct sir. Many kids cereals have no vitamin C, and milk is very low in it.
You’re also looking at a shortage of E & K. Vitamin E deficiencies are very rare due to Vitamin E being widely available, but Dina could be looking at long-term nerve damage if that’s literally all she eats. Vitamin K deficiency leads to bleeding problems and bone weakness too.
Some “healthy” cereals are fortified with Vitamins E & K, but most cereals don’t bother.
Why would cereal companies worry about Vitamin C, E, or K?
Seriously, what could kids need with not contracting scurvy, having nerves that work, all that blood in their body, or strong bones?
Their teeth are falling out anyway, parents agree that small bumps and instant crying is friggin’ stupid, blood is just another fluid for them to leak inexplicably, and their bones are making them bigger, so maybe a little weakness will take the cocky sons-of-bongoes down a peg.
Well, actually, who needs to? Most people don’t just eat cereal & milk.
Most kids will get Vitamin C from juice at breakfast, Vitamin E comes from just about anything with plant oils in it, and Vitamin K comes from just about any green vegetable. (Your gut flora also synthesize it.)
Really, about the only way to miss these vitamins is to deliberately eat a specifically unhealthy, one-note diet. People who eat like Dina are rare.
And beri-beri. And pellagra.
is wrong that first thing i thought about was ‘huh, what was the economic term for how eventually dina will no longer feel the price of the cereal is worth the happiness it exerts, even at it’s price of zero.’ as opposed to just saying ‘i wonder how long until she gets sick of it?’
i can reconize when economic terms apply, i just can remember them.
Marginal utility, maybe?
that’s the one! i ponder the marginal utility of cold cereal to dina.
Diminishing returns?
That’s what I was thinking of, but that’s wrong. That’s when something is added that should normally increase the output but ends up decreasing it proportionally instead. It would be like, Dina likes cereal but she likes ham, too, and she thinks adding cereal and ham for a meal would make it double the magic but it only makes her half as happier.
Isn’t “diminishing returns” more along the lines of “I like this, but I don’t like two lots of this twice as much.”
Dina really enoys cereal. She gets 80 enjoyment points from one bowl. If she has two bowls in a row she gets less than 2 x 80 enjoyment (maybe 140), so she is only getting 60 points of enjoyment out of the second bowl. If she has 3 bowls in a row she would get less again (maybe only 160, so 20 points for the third bowl).
My brother eats nothing but chicken, pizza and peameal.
ALL THE TIME.
For the past 8 years.
You think he’d be sick of the flavour, but no.
but does he actually eat such things exclusively?
yes. Occasionally cereal as well. No other pork, no beef, no fish, no real vegetables to speak of.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that peameal exists and I must eat it.
Cereal is acceptable for every meal.
I had at least one bowl of cereal every time I ate at the dining hall when I was in college.
I’ve gotten so used to Amber with long hair from Shortpacked! that now it’s weird to see her with her hair short still.
I was going to say that Dina/Cereal is my new OTP, but that one might interfere with my Dick/Cereal OTP…
Dina/Cereal/Dick OT3 it is
Cereal may not be “health” food, but dammit, its mental health food!
Yes. Cereal is Best.
Dina: Cereal is my favourite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just all the time without even stopping.
Amber: You’d get fat.
Dina: No.
Amber: You’d get totally fat.
Dina: I don’t think I’d get fat. Why would I get fat?
Amber: Cereal makes you fat.
Dina: Cereal makes you fat?!
Wow, epic line – “I don’t make the rules, I just live in fear of them”. *a hat tip to david willis*
So Dina is… *puts on sunglasses*
A cereal killer!
Why so cereal?
She should get Life.
…seriously? People think this is weird? I’ve seen people eat cereal at any damn time of the day at my college. I suppose it goes with the “Oh my God, I can eat whatever I want WHENEVER I WANT” mentality (which also led to me regularly eating dry ramen noodles as a snack food freshman year)
Well, that and 85-90% of all college cafeteria food is gross, so might as well stick with one of the few things they can’t fuck up.
Ideal avatar for that comment.
Eating a lot of cereal isn’t weird.
Eating cereal to the exclusion of everything else is.
I tend to lean towards the second reason there. Plus the fact that it is simple to make.
I used to eat nothing but cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner!
It was tasty, and had so much fiber I had to [censored] and to this day, my rectum is still not fully intact.
I used to eat cereal all day, but then [Insert Skyrim Meme Here].
a) I am disappoint. My uni put away the cereal dispensers after about midday.
b) Dana displays Slight Coherent Logic in panel 4!
c) Cereal for every meal is awesome! However it is probably not nutritionally sound.
Cereal? I thought they were Skittles at first.
The Desserts sign floating overhead made me think that as well.
I miss being a student and eating brownies for breakfast. Oh to be young and wastefully employed.
“Strange” is not a synonym for “bad”, Dina. Like everything you do, it is not bad, but it makes people wonder what’s going on inside your head. Strangeness makes people nervous. Expected behavior puts them at their ease. Even ultimately harmless things can make people uncomfortable, if only because they’ve never considered doing things that way.
On the other hand, it is funny to see people attributing Dina’s unusual habits as some sort of rebellion from the norms. She does what nominally feels good because she’s totally unaware of exterior criticism, however facile it might be. She’s not an independent soul capable of ignoring the weight of social criticism, she’s just oblivious to it. That’s not the same thing.
Suure everyone’s talking about Dina’s cereal, but what the heck is that grey stuff on Amber’s plate?
BRAINS!
Brains & Milk!
.
Got Brains? http://tinyurl.com/22tbotq
That’s a shadow, there’s nothing on the plate.
Clearly Amber is having air.
Dina’s eyebrows have lowered! They’re visible!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Dina likes cereal so much she should have her own cereal. In Dina’s defense, didn’t dinosaurs also eat cereal?
Quick question for David: Does Dina have Asperger’s syndrome? It would absolutely fit. Strange social behaviors, obsessed about dinosaurs, unwillingness to deviate from routine, inability to read social cues…
As an aspie myself, maybe I’m projecting, but I’d love to see this as the case.
Friend, you are very late to the party.
The conversations on this very subject once filled the DoA threads and roamed free across the plains… They’ve mostly gone away, since they were discussed ad nauseam.
See also: The comments for every other strip she’s been in.
I think most people have milk on their cereal….people that use water are FREAKS! Freaks I tell you!
Except for the people that can’t drink milk because it makes them sick. Though I prefer to just eat my cereal dry than with water. Water doesn’t go well with cereal. Neither does juice.
Yogurt works great — unless the flavors clash.
I used yogurt in a pinch once, and now use it 50% of the time. Either vanilla or plain with a few packets of Splenda added to it, and you’re set! Plus it lasts longer in the fridge than milk, and the Greek stuff, while thick, can be whipped a little with a spoon, and has 2x the protein of milk and no additional carbs.TRY IT!
I used to not be able to drink milk at all. Soymilk, my friends. Soymilk is the best. Flavored with vanilla, and I’ve literally never had it spoil (it keeps for months). Water with cereal sounds disgusting, I have to say. Also one time I was reading, holding a book with one hand and pouring milk into my cereal with the other, and then I looked up from my book and realized I’d poured orange juice. I really didn’t want to waste the cereal, so I tried it. Alas, it was COMPLETELY disgusting.
I tried Soy, Rice and Almond milk substitutes and on their own they are an acquired taste. In cereal it just clashes to harshly and hot cereal – bleah!
I have found that real apple juice works fine for the cereals I eat, not that corn sugar sweetened reconstituted stuff, and lets not even go into the orange juices with ingredient lists longer than the cereal has.
As for fiber – just eat the box – less toxic stuff in there than the contents.
I’m a dry guy. If you pour milk on it, it gets messy to eat on the drive to work.
I’d Rather have Pie
Oooo~ Trix. Good choice, Dina! They were much better when they had shapes, though. (It could also be Captain Crunch, though, which is even better!) Also, I think I see Cocoa Puffs.
… Cereal is important, okay?
You’re wrong, cookie crisp is the better cereal.
Only crazy people do small, harmless acts that comfort themselves. Sane people do big reckless things that endanger themselves and others.
Oooh, Dina’s on the snarky end of the spectrum!
Not that I don’t think that being able to eat cereal at any time of day I damn well please is awesome (it totally is), but even I like a little variety in my meal options.
Not much. Just a little.
I have a comfort zone, okay?
So its Trix / Apple Jacks for breakfast, Lucky Charms / Rice Crispies for lunch, Cocoa Puffs / Cinamon Toast Crunch for dinner?
No! Dina stop that slide to the dark side. The furrowing of the brow when your food choices are questioned is the start, and I want you to be the sweet, innocent dinosaur lover that you were introduced as in this comic.
Dina raises an serious point in Panel 3!
I believe i may have to seriously reconsider my worldview on object consumption policies…
Does anyone know, off-hand, if restaurants still serve cereal at around 7pm?
Why do I have the urge to try and shop pointy red glasses onto Dina and change “Cereal” to “Red”?
And why did it take me so long to figure out why the whole “It’s the best” thing caused fits of “Who the heck also does this?” before realizing who it was.
Wait, is Amber going to eat Mary Worth style pink and gray cubes? Oh please oh please.
I really love these comics, and I got jealous of the people who had read David’s previous works. So I started an unhealthy quest: I’m currently archive binging all of the Roomies-It’s Walky site. Started 2 days ago, current comic October 2002.
Need lots of coffee.
“Part of a balanced breakfast” doesn’t mean you have a good diet if it’s the only thing you eat. I wouldn’t begrudge her having cereal as a side dish with every meal, but I hope she’s getting some protein and veggies and stuff.
Some cereal makes a great snack food straight out of the box.
That first panel. It had me at hello.
Dina just keeps getting awesomer. there must be a law of conservation of awesome.
The set of all foods is not well-ordered under the “better than” relation. (Under this relation, a “least element” would be a “best food.”) This relation is also highly context-dependent, affected as it is by not just the taste of foods and their nutritional content, but by the aggregate nutritional content of the foods you’ve eaten recently (which we may specify somewhat arbitrarily as “within the past week”).
Relative enjoyment of eating (“X~Y” = “So-and-so enjoys eating X more than eating Y”) may be well-ordered with the vast majority of circumstances sharing a common least element, as it appears to be in Dina’s case.
Amber’s quote needs to be a shirt
Meh, I prefer Frosted Flakes. Most sugary cereals are way too sweet, and most non-sugary cereals are way too… um… whatever the opposite of “sweet” is. Frosted Flakes are pretty damn close to being the happy medium between the two.