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by David M Willis on December 17, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - If the Shoe Splits
└ Tags: agatha, dina, grace, jennifer, mandy, mary, ruth

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  1. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 17, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth man-handling Dina? She has now graduated to Satan!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 17, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      If this happened in real life, we would have found out if Dina wears a bra or not.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 17, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        Dina’s Bra is naturally, Bone shaped.

        • Wonder Wig
          Wonder Wig
          December 17, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

          Would Dina voluntarily go into the devolution chamber from the Super Mario Bros. Movie to become a real dinosaur?

          • BigMadDraco
            BigMadDraco
            December 17, 2012 at 1:02 am | #

            Wouldn’t work, different lineage than mammals. Best she could hope for would be a theropsid (or mammal-like-reptile).

            • Wonder Wig
              Wonder Wig
              December 17, 2012 at 1:06 am | #

              You’ve just made me realize that that movie could’ve had Donkey Kong in it…

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        December 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm | #

        That was basically the same thought I had when I saw this comic.

  2. IPGComic
    IPGComic
    December 17, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Awwww she does care!

    (Buying my tickets for the SS RuthxBillie. Hope the rates are still reasonable)

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

      We still have a few bunks left in steerage.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        December 17, 2012 at 2:44 am | #

        And if the ship sinks, the exits out of Steerage will be LOCKED.

        (Hooray for caste systems! )

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 19, 2012 at 5:28 am | #

          Remember, in the event the ship sinks, please allow women and children to get to the lifeboats first — so they can see better when the lifeboats fill with rich men.

    • Dicrel Seijin
      Dicrel Seijin
      December 17, 2012 at 2:29 am | #

      I think I can see where this is going… Billie will kiss Ruth in gratitude and then rush into the elevator. Everyone who witnessed it will lapse into awkward silence and not criticize Billie for taking Dina’s spot (and will also understand why Ruth yanked Dina out). Yup, that seems logical.

    • Harrowed
      Harrowed
      December 17, 2012 at 9:29 am | #

      Or Ruth is trying to make Billie feel bad. I doubt it will work though.

    • Inara
      Inara
      December 17, 2012 at 10:42 am | #

      should we start the countdown to hatefuck now?

      • Volkai
        Volkai
        December 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm | #

        Your mistake is in believing it has not already begun.

        • Dicrel Seijin
          Dicrel Seijin
          December 17, 2012 at 4:27 pm | #

          Oh, so it’s a hatemindfuck? Kinky.

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 19, 2012 at 5:29 am | #

            I have a new favorite word! Thanks! ^_^

  3. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 17, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    I love that Dina always stares blankly. It makes her like…one step about innatimate object so I can’t even really…feel bad for her.

    • Pyr05
      Pyr05
      December 17, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      Yotomoe, have you been drinking? Do you mean “above inanimate object”?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 17, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

        I drink a lot. Cuz if I didn’t I would die of dehydration.

        • Pyr05
          Pyr05
          December 17, 2012 at 1:22 am | #

          Good. I was worried about you there for a little bit. Glad you’re keeping hydrated 😀

        • ShadowWing Tronix
          ShadowWing Tronix
          December 17, 2012 at 11:23 am | #

          You just joined my awesome list.

    • Kirby
      Kirby
      December 17, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      Dina is the one pointing at the elevator for her. XD

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        December 17, 2012 at 1:20 am | #

        Yeah, it took me a second to figure out that’s where the third hand came from.
        And then I was glad I had swallowed my drink already. For once, thank goodness for being slow on the uptake.

      • Josh
        Josh
        December 17, 2012 at 11:07 am | #

        I think she’s going for a grope. Ruth x Dina OTP

        • Volkai
          Volkai
          December 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm | #

          Ruth/Dina/Billie OT3?

          …No, probably not.

          • Josh
            Josh
            December 18, 2012 at 8:32 am | #

            Hmmm… I could ship that. xD

  4. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 17, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Not sure if that will help as Billie is about two Dinas in size.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 17, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      That’s a math problem. If Billie has a Volume of X and Dina has a Volume of Y and the space in the elevator is Z, and Dina is removed, how would you find out if Billie can fit in Dina’s place?

      • Vabolo
        Vabolo
        December 17, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

        Yes.

      • Flushmaster
        Flushmaster
        December 17, 2012 at 7:26 pm | #

        If you’re going to use algebra to analyze a sum of live human bodies, you must consider the variable destabilizing effect of psychology.

        I suspect that the Volume of X will become available out of defearance (sic) to Ruth’s apparent desire for such Volume to be available, even if it involves another girl deciding that it’s preferable to dive out of the elevator and roll to a running start toward the nearest staircase as opposed to remaining within arm’s reach of Ruth.

  5. Grimlockimus
    Grimlockimus
    December 17, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    FINISH HER!

  6. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 17, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Unhand Dina you ruffian! Or let this come to fisticuffs!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 17, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      Let’s fight like gentlemen.

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        December 17, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

        Be it then! Queen of Mercury rules.

        • hmrc4evr
          hmrc4evr
          December 17, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

          Yes, I agree Mercury is the most awesome of the Sailor Scouts and should be considered our queen although Jupiter is a close…

          ….wait. You meant what now??

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            December 17, 2012 at 1:26 am | #

            It is duel of honor, my good sir.

            • Linkara
              Linkara
              December 17, 2012 at 1:29 am | #

              Is there nothing more honorable than having our clothes transform into skirts thanks to lots of twirling and glitter and we attack with dramatic names attached to elemental weaponry?

              • Ryorin
                Ryorin
                December 17, 2012 at 1:36 am | #

                Batman doesn’t think so: http://themarysue.tumblr.com/post/37794803520/comicsfacts-that-or-he-watched-the-anime-or-he

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                December 17, 2012 at 2:21 am | #

                Ah, what brings Earth’s greatest champion to this duel of honor?

          • Tan
            Tan
            December 17, 2012 at 1:50 am | #

            Perhaps Mercury is the best “Sailor Scout”, but people who know that they’re Sailor Senshi know that Jupiter is best. They also know that Jupiter/Venus is a far superior slash pairing to Jupiter/Mercury.

            Though Dina’s probably more of a Power Rangers gal, I’d imagine.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 17, 2012 at 2:14 am | #

              Lets face it, Sailor Mercury is a Launcher Of A Thousand Ships.

            • Ryorin
              Ryorin
              December 17, 2012 at 2:16 am | #

              She would probably be a big fan of the concept and sit down to watch Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger in Japanese…and then would lose interest as soon as she realized that the show is COMPLETELY
              paleontologically INACCURATE I mean mammoths aren’t dinosaurs AT ALL, and what is up with the whole dinosaur-evolved-humans thing, I mean COME ON.

              She would rant on that for hours. And everyone would stare in shock because of how much she’s talking.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                December 17, 2012 at 2:22 am | #

                Well, she could be a fan of Abaranger.

                • Ryorin
                  Ryorin
                  December 17, 2012 at 2:27 am | #

                  True.

                  She would collect all the toys.

          • N0083rP00F
            N0083rP00F
            December 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm | #

            Everyone is talking about some east Asian middle-schooler in a sailor fuku
            Yet here I sit and the first thing that popped into my minds eye was a small guy with an awesome mustache in spandex getting ready to do some melodies.

  7. Kurai Seraphim
    Kurai Seraphim
    December 17, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Is Dina pointing to show that she is okay with this or to signify that Ruth’s bottle from panel 1 must have somehow disappeared into her shirt?

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 1:03 am | #

      Maybe Ruth dropped it in her rush to stop the elevator? Anyway, looking at the bottle, she clearly has no reason to hide it. Beer doesn’t tend to come in Coke-bottle shaped bottles.

      • Egg
        Egg
        December 17, 2012 at 1:37 am | #

        No, but certain other alcohol-containing beverages do 😛

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 17, 2012 at 1:50 am | #

          True. And It did occur to me, just as I pressed the “Post Comment” button, that Ruth may have made a “homebrew” of her own before walking out into the hallway. However, She still wouldn’t need to hide the bottle, since such a drink would not be detectable by looking at it.

  8. Raen
    Raen
    December 17, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    …now what in the nine hells is her angle?

    (And is it bad my first thought at the motion lines in the third panel was tha this was the start of a crossover?)

    • todd
      todd
      December 17, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      I think she’s thankful for Billie drinking with her

      • Resne
        Resne
        December 17, 2012 at 4:50 am | #

        Or she wants to see how uncomfortable Billie is about her weight in a crammed elevator.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      December 17, 2012 at 2:41 am | #

      Given what’s going on in Sp! right now, I’d believe it.

  9. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 17, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Also I love that Dina’s pointing the way in. Like She is so suddenly on board.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      December 17, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      She knows the sooner Billie gets in the sooner Ruth will put her down.

      • Pyr05
        Pyr05
        December 17, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

        More like she’s pointing to where she was standing for Billie, a sort of ” I was standing there. Maybe you should stand there, now. “

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 17, 2012 at 12:57 am | #

          This seems more likely.

          And isn’t Dina so cute when she does that? ^_^

  10. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 17, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    OK, Ruth had suddenly became awesome…..and nice.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 12:59 am | #

      Not necessarily nice; I think it’s more to help buy Billie’s silence. Of course, I think they bonded a little the night before, and maybe Ruth is trying to be helpful (in her own way).

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        December 17, 2012 at 2:42 am | #

        She’s fuckin with her

        • Josh
          Josh
          December 17, 2012 at 11:11 am | #

          Literally?

          • Mal
            Mal
            December 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm | #

            Hopefully.

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 19, 2012 at 5:32 am | #

            Figuratively, for now, with an option on literally at some point in the future.

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 17, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    *Jeremy Irons eyebrow raise*

    Innnnteresting. Guess Ruth doesn’t hate her.

    Clearly this means the shipping is go.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 17, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      Alright, you heard ‘er! Hoist Anchor and raise the sail! This Ship is Sea Ready.

      • LuckyStar7
        LuckyStar7
        December 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm | #

        U.S.S. Rullie, on it’s way to Officialand!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 17, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      Or it’s just another ploy of Ruth’s. You never trust a person who tripped you for the lolz.

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        December 17, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

        Billie will make it to her classroom on time only to find Ruth standing there, the door hinges welded in place. She will have a Mike mask on.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 17, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

          Billie will realize, all too late that this is the Up elevator.

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 17, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

            Now I can’t wait for tomorrow’s installment, to find out if this is indeed the case. ^_^

  12. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    December 17, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    Lookout! It’s Ruth! Able to bend elevator doors to unnatural curves to yank poor college students out of the elevator to make room for another! One would argue that Dina is smaller than Billie, and Ruth will give a level look that makes the outer edge of students become ONE with the elevator itself!

  13. Kurai Seraphim
    Kurai Seraphim
    December 17, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    What you don’t realize yet is that Ruth pulled out the smallest person so that Billie will try to enter the elevator, realize that she doesn’t fit, and then realize that Ruth pulled a Mike and accomplished an elaborate fat joke.

    • Jon P
      Jon P
      December 17, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      I’m still not convinced that subtlety is Ruth’s thing. I was more expecting a “No room in the elevator? Stairs are over there, lardo.”

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      December 17, 2012 at 1:22 am | #

      Oh, we can just wait for the beeping in protest to start. That would accomplish the joke much better.

  14. Onomatopoeia
    Onomatopoeia
    December 17, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

    Yank.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      December 17, 2012 at 2:45 am | #

      Brit.

      • Luke
        Luke
        December 17, 2012 at 7:28 am | #

        Damnyankee

  15. Thor
    Thor
    December 17, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

    This must be one of those super-modern universities that was built without any primitive things like “stairs”.

    • Lizzi
      Lizzi
      December 17, 2012 at 12:59 am | #

      Glad someone else is on the same wavelength!

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      December 17, 2012 at 2:45 am | #

      They have bat-poles, but you tend to gain too much velocity for it to be feasible above 5th floor

    • tahrey
      tahrey
      December 20, 2012 at 5:02 am | #

      Yeah, I was just thinking about the same thing. In the majority of situations taking the stairway is quicker in a building like that too, especially if you’re only going down a few floors and it’s a busy time. Even if the stairs themselves are busy you can push through, and gravity is on your side. Parkour it and jump down each half-flight.

      Waiting for people to get in, waiting for the doors to close, it gradually picking up speed, maybe stopping on the way where someone on another floor has pushed the button, it gradually coming to a halt at the bottom, waiting for the doors to open, waiting for everyone to pour out, then finding yourself in a slow moving human mass when you want to go quickly…

      Elevators are for those with limited mobility, those who want to go upwards quickly without getting out of breath, and for those transporting heavy loads down and moreover upwards. Rarely for those in a hurry to reach ground level.

      (and what if there was a fire?)

      This, I would predict, is why Sal goes in and out through the window. FARRRRR faster.

  16. Random832
    Random832
    December 17, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    That elevator is probably actually about a dozen people over its weight limit as it is.

  17. threnody
    threnody
    December 17, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

    This may be the first time I’ve actually laughed out loud for this particular comic. I am still laughing. 😀

  18. Josh
    Josh
    December 17, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

    Apparently she has never been on a dorm elevator. You WILL stop on every floor down so that the people waiting there because stairs are hard can look blankly at you until the door closes. Class will be over before she makes it.

  19. thomas0comer
    thomas0comer
    December 17, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

    The elevator is actually a black hole, and it’s sucking in all the air. Ruth has just doomed us all.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 17, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

      So it’s an airlock?

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        December 17, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

        I said what I mean and I mean what I say.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      December 17, 2012 at 8:04 am | #

      And saved Dina

  20. Darius
    Darius
    December 17, 2012 at 12:36 am | #

    Have any of them thought of trying… the stairs?

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous
      December 17, 2012 at 2:06 am | #

      My thoughts exactly (also pointed out by someone else in the last strip); with a line like that, one could flow down the stairs and be at the elevator doors before the elevator got there (and not even be tired, since downwards), whether four floors or eight floors (though maybe not twenty floors, but I strongly doubt a standard university dormitory is that tall).

      (Also, while commenting, Ruth is being horrible to Dina. *sadness*)

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        December 20, 2012 at 5:03 am | #

        Three floors isn’t so bad, for a start…

        /owndormsdidn’thaveanelevator
        /wellonedidbutithadbeenbrokensinceabout1980
        /wheniwasstudyingtherein2001
        /currentlyliveontopfloorofelevatorlesslowriseapartmentblock

  21. Azukar
    Azukar
    December 17, 2012 at 12:37 am | #

    I believe the term is Tsundere? With the mixture running at about 90% tsuntsun and 10% deredere…

  22. Pat
    Pat
    December 17, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

    Billie. Go down the stairs.
    Or jump out a window, or something. It is not that difficult.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 17, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

      Jump out a window? Who do you think she is, Sal?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 17, 2012 at 12:59 am | #

        Billie is Sal. Sal is Amazi-girl. Amazi-girl has the perfect disguise.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 17, 2012 at 1:10 am | #

          Amazi-Girl confirmed for Tyler Durden.

  23. Aeron
    Aeron
    December 17, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

    Stairs. Use them you lazy college student!

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 1:36 am | #

      What arese “stairs” of which you speak? I am unfamiliar with the term.
      (looks it up on Wiki)
      Oh… How quaint!

  24. quietdevious1
    quietdevious1
    December 17, 2012 at 12:54 am | #

    Wasn’t Dina in math too?

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 17, 2012 at 1:45 am | #

      Different section.

  25. John
    John
    December 17, 2012 at 1:05 am | #

    I’ve pretty much come to the conclusion that Ruth is still emotionally in third grade, and this is her idea of romance.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 1:54 am | #

      Well… yes. I thought we pretty much covered that already…

      • Whuldan
        Whuldan
        December 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm | #

        Huh, I thought those posts were just people shipping. But I think you’re right, Ruth’s got a crush on Billie and doesn’t know how to express it.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 19, 2012 at 5:42 am | #

          Most of them were. However, some of the posts have covered the awkward “I like you, but don’t know how to express it without pulling your hair and saying you smell funny” way Ruth seems to be acting the last few strips.

          Whether the crush is romantic or platonic, it was obvious that Ruth and Billie did some kind of bonding the night before, and it’s been pretty obvious all along that Ruth is somewhat emotionally stunted.

          So, her current behavior is most likely because she is unable or unwilling to admit she likes Billie. I say “most likely,” because there’s still a good chance she’s genuinely afraid Billie will narc on her and get her kicked out.

  26. PrincessCarlos
    PrincessCarlos
    December 17, 2012 at 1:05 am | #

    Now kiss.
    That’s right! Ruth x Dina’s hat!

    • Alechsa
      Alechsa
      December 17, 2012 at 1:35 am | #

      …. The Mike avatar just makes this demand for a kiss all the better.

  27. Leon
    Leon
    December 17, 2012 at 1:20 am | #

    She can’t even be nice without being a bongo.

  28. Ryorin
    Ryorin
    December 17, 2012 at 1:39 am | #

    I love how helpful Dina’s being in the last panel.

    I like to imagine that she’s thinking something along the lines of: “Welp, no use fighting the Lady of the Blood-red Hair, go on ahead, She-Whose-Popularity-Is-Slightly-More-Extinct-Than-The-Torosaurus.”

    • Xydux
      Xydux
      December 17, 2012 at 10:57 am | #

      I read her lines in Rolf’s voice. (Ed, Edd n Eddy)

      Curse you.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        December 17, 2012 at 11:50 am | #

        Now you’ve got me doing it.

  29. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    December 17, 2012 at 1:54 am | #

    I thought Ruth was looking relaxed yesterday, not at all her usual ‘Mike” exression. So, first she trips Billy up, than she holds the elevator for her. Yeah I have to agree with John, Ruth is about 3rd grade level of romancing the object of your affection.
    I love that it’s Dina she hauled out, Dina just points Billy in, and hangs there.

  30. Karloaf
    Karloaf
    December 17, 2012 at 1:56 am | #

    Are they gonna kiss or what?

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 2:03 am | #

      Not enough repressed sexual tension, yet. Ruth still needs to pull Billie’s hair a few times. Or maybe throw a toy at her face.

  31. Michelle J Caboose
    Michelle J Caboose
    December 17, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

    I know a retired English teacher who thinks “welps” are the raised marks you get on your skin when something strikes you. As in: “That branch smacked me across the face, so now I have a welp on my forehead.”

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2012 at 1:59 am | #

      Yeesh. This was supposed to be in reply to Ryorin. >_<

      • Ryorin
        Ryorin
        December 17, 2012 at 4:12 am | #

        The Dina in my brain thinks in vernacular English, a language that defies the tyranny of English teachers.

  32. Raine
    Raine
    December 17, 2012 at 2:08 am | #

    Being friends with the RA = holy shit. Yaaaaaaay.

    • Josh
      Josh
      December 17, 2012 at 11:00 am | #

      That’s not how you spell lesbians!

      • mrelegos
        mrelegos
        December 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm | #

        The other L-word, Josh…

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 17, 2012 at 11:43 pm | #

          “Other L-word”

          …Luchadores?

  33. coobee
    coobee
    December 17, 2012 at 2:38 am | #

    At this point the ship is sailing itself. EXCELLENT.

    • Phillip Wilde
      Phillip Wilde
      December 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm | #

      You mean, it’s become SELF-AWARE?!

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        December 20, 2012 at 5:05 am | #

        Just because it’s going in a particular direction with no-one at the wheel, doesn’t mean there’s any kind of automatic control.

        Look out for rocks and sandbanks.

  34. Riku
    Riku
    December 17, 2012 at 2:46 am | #

    But…but…Dina… 🙁

  35. AY
    AY
    December 17, 2012 at 3:08 am | #

    I’ll stop shipping it when they stop being perfect for each other.

  36. lol
    lol
    December 17, 2012 at 3:58 am | #

    how do you get so many comments right after the comic was posted, at midnight…

    • The Weird Guy
      The Weird Guy
      December 17, 2012 at 2:19 pm | #

      That, my friend, is the awesome, utter power in the engine of the S.S. RuthxBillie. It makes the NaruSasu look like a tiny skipper by comparison. Tremble in awe at the warship that this once-small ship has become.

      Seriously, by this point, the S.S. RuthxBillie has enough manpower to single-handedly overtake a medium-sized nation. It’s a scientific fact. Look it up.

  37. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    December 17, 2012 at 4:13 am | #

    Awwww, she cares!
    And so does Dina.
    In their own special unique arguably dysfunctional ways.

  38. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    December 17, 2012 at 6:15 am | #

    Dina takes one for Billie.

  39. Gordon Blvd
    Gordon Blvd
    December 17, 2012 at 6:17 am | #

    HA! Didnt see that one coming, David! 🙂

  40. Dibullba
    Dibullba
    December 17, 2012 at 6:23 am | #

    You know, one thing I have wondered with Dina never really caring nor showing emotion. What would she do if somebody insulted dinosaurs?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      December 17, 2012 at 8:09 am | #

      She showed emotion when those girls insulted her at the mall.

  41. Bugberry
    Bugberry
    December 17, 2012 at 9:19 am | #

    I imagine Dina respects natural selection, and she has been naturally selected, by Ruth.

    • Melizza
      Melizza
      December 17, 2012 at 10:54 am | #

      you made me lol

    • TheBenenator
      TheBenenator
      December 17, 2012 at 11:21 am | #

      You win 1 Internet, good insect/fruit-thing.

  42. nimoy
    nimoy
    December 17, 2012 at 9:54 am | #

    Ruth is just a top looking for bottom to train as her own. She’s picked Billy. Now is Billy going to end up getting shit from both ends, from her floormates for being Ruth’s pet, and from Ruth for being Ruth’s pet? Seems like a no-win situation.

  43. Martigro
    Martigro
    December 17, 2012 at 11:15 am | #

    THIS PRACTICALLY SHIPS ITSELF! 😀

  44. Bill Murphy
    Bill Murphy
    December 17, 2012 at 11:35 am | #

    I can’t fault her for doing that in order to get some quiet. 😉

  45. The Weird Guy
    The Weird Guy
    December 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm | #

    The expression Ruth has in the last panel? That’s her “I just did you a favor so now you have to love me” face.

  46. Felix Featherstone
    Felix Featherstone
    December 17, 2012 at 2:40 pm | #

    BEST RA EVER

  47. LuckyStar7
    LuckyStar7
    December 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm | #

    RUTH, NO.
    RUTH, YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
    RUTH, THE WORLD IS GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MANHANDLING DINA.
    DINA, I LOVE YOU.

  48. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    December 17, 2012 at 4:09 pm | #

    Ruth better not look in the Mirror anytime soon.
    (Yes I still run by that theory.)

  49. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    December 17, 2012 at 4:26 pm | #

    …is that Ruth’s equivalent for courtship?

    Scary.

  50. Aaron B.
    Aaron B.
    December 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm | #

    No comment yet on that delicious Dina bellybutton. Now there is.

  51. xain
    xain
    December 17, 2012 at 7:56 pm | #

    wow bonding with the RA over drinks and mutually assured destruction really pays off

  52. Oruncrest
    Oruncrest
    December 17, 2012 at 8:57 pm | #

    Does anybody besides me expect to see a gloved fist extend from the elevator, deck Ruth, and pull Dina back in before the doors close?

  53. Alex
    Alex
    December 17, 2012 at 8:57 pm | #

    I’m confused by the camera angle… it looks like at the beginning, Ruth’s arm is to the left of Billie’s face. Then, suddenly Billie’s on the left side and Ruth has two hands in the elevator, right on the door and left on Dina… Is there some sort of hidden scene where Billie ducks down under the arm and scoots back about 5 feet? And when does Ruth get her second hand on the door… and why doesn’t the door automatically retract back to the side? I’m so confused.

  54. Michelle J Caboose
    Michelle J Caboose
    December 19, 2012 at 5:48 am | #

    Explained here.

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