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by David M Willis on December 20, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - If the Shoe Splits
└ Tags: amber, ethan

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  1. derp
    derp
    December 20, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh boy.

    • Resne
      Resne
      December 20, 2012 at 6:51 pm | #

      Oh boys.

      • GoldStarz
        GoldStarz
        December 20, 2012 at 10:35 pm | #

        Oh boy and a girl

        • Boom
          Boom
          December 21, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

          Sign me up.

        • Random NPC
          Random NPC
          December 21, 2012 at 10:18 am | #

          I laughed way too hard at this.

        • RandomPerson12
          RandomPerson12
          November 5, 2014 at 7:07 am | #

          Oh your mom.

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            December 15, 2014 at 7:53 pm | #

            For a nickel.

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 20, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Hmm, she’s taking that pretty well. Probably because she’d got her Danny Boy. But I don’t think he realises her pipes are calling.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 20, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

      Don’t you mean his pipes?

      • Jetstream
        Jetstream
        December 20, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

        “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, and down the mountainside.”

        • Jenny Creed
          Jenny Creed
          July 26, 2013 at 5:28 pm | #

          Wow, I’ve been a fan of that song since the age of Spin City and I only now realized it’s stacked with sexual innuendo. This comic is so educational.

      • Shade
        Shade
        December 20, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

        Pretty sure the pipes euphemism applies to women primarily.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          December 20, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

          I thought pipes are for guys and the u-bend is for ladies, apparently I was misinformed.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 20, 2012 at 12:48 am | #

            It all depends on what kind of hentai you’re into.

            • Rowen Morland
              Rowen Morland
              December 20, 2012 at 4:39 am | #

              What is it when there are eels?

              • Tualha
                Tualha
                December 20, 2012 at 6:06 am | #

                A hovercraft.

                • GrrArg42
                  GrrArg42
                  December 20, 2012 at 8:19 am | #

                  I see what you did there. 🙂

                • Arkadi
                  Arkadi
                  December 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm | #

                  What else?

                • Spazman
                  Spazman
                  January 21, 2013 at 6:16 pm | #

                  wait, I thought that eels was Cthulu hentai? where does the hovercraft come in?

                • Storel
                  Storel
                  March 6, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

                  The hovercraft comes in from Monty Python: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao

  3. Joe H
    Joe H
    December 20, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Ethan, by the time I knew what “hot-and-heavy” meant, holding hands would not meet that criteria. Even the 4th grader in me is laughing at you, Ethan. You know what the 4th grader in me does? He picks on the 2nd grader in me for thinking holding hands is an impressive thing to do with a girl!

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      December 20, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

      Unless… that wasn’t a dream Joyce had.

      • LuckyStar7
        LuckyStar7
        December 20, 2012 at 3:27 pm | #

        O.O

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 20, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      Unless what he is holding is some quality sweater-puppies, it doesn’t count.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 20, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

        Sweater puppies will grow into full Coat Hounds.

        • Jade
          Jade
          December 20, 2012 at 7:57 pm | #

          But only if you have the right evolution stone 😛

    • Daibhid Ceannaideach
      Daibhid Ceannaideach
      December 20, 2012 at 7:21 am | #

      I don’t think Ethan believes holding hands is hot-and-heavy. I think he’s lying.

    • Volkai
      Volkai
      December 20, 2012 at 7:41 am | #

      The 4th grader in you is a jerk.

  4. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 20, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Well, things are looking up for both of them.

  5. Bri
    Bri
    December 20, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Count down to hilarious misunderstanding followed by wacky high jinks.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 20, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

      I prefer Low Jinks.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 20, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

        I like jinkies best. 😛

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 20, 2012 at 1:09 am | #

          Jinkies…Jinkies…is that a breakfast cereal or something?

          • Yarrr
            Yarrr
            December 20, 2012 at 4:51 am | #

            It’s what thingy used to say on Scooby Doo.

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 20, 2012 at 5:42 am | #

            “Jinkies?” Raises eyebrow. “Jinkies?”

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              December 20, 2012 at 6:43 am | #

              It must be a clue.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                December 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm | #

                Quick, go tie up the first person you met.

                • CWR
                  CWR
                  December 21, 2012 at 6:33 am | #

                  That’s a sentence I never thought I’d read. Or hear.

          • Chainsol
            Chainsol
            December 23, 2012 at 7:35 pm | #

            Oho! No Bravo reference goes unnoticed!

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 20, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Hot and heavy and Joyce in the same sentence??

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 20, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      I’m going to run this joke right to the ground but here goes: TIER 15!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 20, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

        I’m going to make it even worse for you as I have NO IDEA what this TIER 15 is.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          December 20, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

          Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMSkwZYnfM

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 20, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

            I at least know where it comes from but the joke still eludes me.

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      December 20, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      Yeah, like that sentence you just did!

    • Portmaneau
      Portmaneau
      December 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm | #

      Interesting

  7. jrgolden42
    jrgolden42
    December 20, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Hmm. Ethan pretending to be straight in two separate universes on the same day… Coincidence? Probably

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 20, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

      Yeah. Didn’t even notice until makin’ my update sweeps tonight. Aheh.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        December 20, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

        I guess that josses my theory that the Ethan in today’s SP! is straight, and it’s that universe’s Amber who’s gay…

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 20, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

          That and the title of the SP!

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            December 20, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

            Heh. I don’t pay attention to the titles.

        • Arcelos
          Arcelos
          December 20, 2012 at 1:52 am | #

          I’m pretty sure Ethan’s gay in any universe you go to

  8. GenericScreenName101
    GenericScreenName101
    December 20, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    So the weather at IU is hot and humid… Good to know

    • Aidenn
      Aidenn
      December 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm | #

      Reminds me of when I was in Germany on an exchange trip. We gave presentations to various English classes at the school. When presenting to a 2nd grade class, we were asked what the weather was like where we were from. The person who answered meant to say “Heiss und schwül” but instead said “Heiss und schwul”. The first means “Hot and muggy” the second means “Hot and gay”

  9. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 20, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    BTW,what are the “It gets better” video?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 20, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

      Just Google’ it gets better lgbt’

    • Shade
      Shade
      December 20, 2012 at 12:36 am | #

      They are a series of videoes aimed at LGBT teens, the premise is to try and make the transition of coming out and being picked on easier for LGBT teens.

      http://www.itgetsbetter.org/

  10. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 20, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

    I hope the cafeteria serves Dalad Jelly.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 20, 2012 at 5:45 am | #

      For what it’s worth, at first I read that as “Dalek Jelly.”

      …Aaaaaaaand I just had to add “Dalek” to Firefox’s spellcheck dictionary. I’m surprised to find I’ve apparently never typed it anywhere before… O_o

  11. linkman0596
    linkman0596
    December 20, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

    oh this wont end well, or by Friday, will it

    • Portmaneau
      Portmaneau
      December 20, 2012 at 4:56 pm | #

      Maybe by next Monday

  12. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 20, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

    Poor misguided Amber. If she only knew…

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 20, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

      She’s just being a friend whose looking out for him.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      December 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm | #

      Something tells me she’s not gonna be happy with Ethan when she finds out. We saw how Sarah reacted to Joyce and Ethan, and Sarah don’t even care.

  13. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 20, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

    Oh god, it wasn’t just a dream, was it?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 20, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

      So, Ethan is really Ryan in disguise? Or worse, Ethan was killed and now Ryan is assuming his identity?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 20, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

        If Ethan has this sudden urge to consume lots of sugar, pray that the MiB will take him out soon.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 20, 2012 at 1:08 am | #

          Ethan was never a person, he was a Ditto.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            December 20, 2012 at 1:13 am | #

            So, Ethan can play both sides now?

            • Shade
              Shade
              December 20, 2012 at 1:33 am | #

              Yes but he can only seem to be getting along with someone at best.

  14. Black Drazon
    Black Drazon
    December 20, 2012 at 12:55 am | #

    This was happy-sad, and then immediately disappointed-in-Ethan-sad, followed by disappointed-in-Ethan-hilarious when I got to the title of today’s Shortpacked!.

  15. Zoey
    Zoey
    December 20, 2012 at 2:12 am | #

    some of the best laughs I get from the comics as well as the comments.

  16. macbone
    macbone
    December 20, 2012 at 6:33 am | #

    At first, I thought this was alternate universe Shortpacked! Doh!

    (Oh, wait, it is! Or is it?)

  17. Leorale
    Leorale
    December 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm | #

    The reference to the It Gets Better project totally made my day!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      December 20, 2012 at 2:42 pm | #

      So, this is for after you get turned into a newt?

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 20, 2012 at 4:55 pm | #

        (lifts visor)
        A newt?

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        December 24, 2012 at 2:33 am | #

        What if he has a wart?

  18. penguintruth
    penguintruth
    December 20, 2012 at 5:10 pm | #

    Aw, I thought the phrase was “it gets butter”.

    Gained forty pounds for that misunderstanding.

  19. Ghost
    Ghost
    December 20, 2012 at 6:50 pm | #

    This is going to blow up in Ethan’s face as badly as holding a stick of ACME dynamite….

    • Ghost
      Ghost
      December 20, 2012 at 10:14 pm | #

      and sweet zombie jeebus maybe its by twisted brain but the AV shown for my last post seems to be indicating they want to give someone a handjob ><

  20. leadsynth
    leadsynth
    December 24, 2012 at 1:39 pm | #

    Hey, wait. Who runs out of BREAKFAST to meet someone for LUNCH?

  21. newllend
    newllend
    August 15, 2013 at 3:09 am | #

    You know its funny, there both in relationships that are based on lies, its just the irony

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