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by David M Willis on December 21, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - If the Shoe Splits
└ Tags: amber, ethan

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  1. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 21, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Glassware and Dinning Hall, OTP.

    • GoldStarz
      GoldStarz
      December 21, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      No, the GlasswateXTray is better pairing.

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        December 21, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

        Ugh! I totally ship TrayXDining Hall!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 21, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

          I ship a Glass and a Half… of full cream dairy in every 200g block.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 21, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

          I ship ButtXTaco.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          December 21, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

          I ship DinaXCereal.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            December 21, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

            I ship DinaXDinobot.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 21, 2012 at 1:02 am | #

              I ship cruisers and destroyers.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                December 21, 2012 at 1:08 am | #

                You sank my battleship!

              • Zoey
                Zoey
                December 21, 2012 at 4:39 am | #

                I see what you two did there

              • Dibullba
                Dibullba
                December 21, 2012 at 4:44 am | #

                I ship SantaMariaXMerrimack
                It is setting sail

            • Carl
              Carl
              December 21, 2012 at 1:24 am | #

              … Dinabot?

              • Harry
                Harry
                December 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm | #

                yesssssss

                • Wonder Wig
                  Wonder Wig
                  December 22, 2012 at 1:28 am | #

                  In little hats. yesssssss

                • GrrArg42
                  GrrArg42
                  December 22, 2012 at 10:51 pm | #

                  The hatsss… he seeeeesss…

                • Quanto_Konami
                  Quanto_Konami
                  March 21, 2013 at 11:12 am | #

                  Ah references to another webcomic…qc. I believe

            • Josh
              Josh
              December 21, 2012 at 4:21 am | #

              I ship CerealxDinobot

            • Cody B
              Cody B
              December 21, 2012 at 9:28 am | #

              I second this ship

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 21, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Ethan’s a rebel.

    • Resne
      Resne
      December 21, 2012 at 2:34 am | #

      Without a cause.

      • Raoullefere
        Raoullefere
        December 21, 2012 at 5:31 am | #

        Oh, he has cause all right, at the moment, anyway.

  3. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 21, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Eeeeethan, you’ve got some ‘splainin to doooooo.

  4. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    December 21, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Ethan’s closet has a sliding glass door.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 21, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      Which matches the glass panels.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 21, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      No, it’s a revolving door.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 21, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

        He’s always coming and goning. 😀

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 21, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

          Mike Came and Left on your mom.

        • Wonder Wig
          Wonder Wig
          December 21, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

          Is goning like boning, but with more gonads?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 21, 2012 at 1:03 am | #

            Err yeah… that right, it totally wasn’t a spelling error at all. 😀

            • Raoullefere
              Raoullefere
              December 21, 2012 at 5:43 am | #

              Yes, it were. That there’s supposed to be spelled g-o-a-n-i-n plus one o’ them lil things what tells you there’s a letter missin’. But keep tryin’, ‘n you goan get it riaght.

  5. Erickson
    Erickson
    December 21, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    I used to steal the silverware from my college dining hall. I still have so many plates from that place.

    • mrspkr
      mrspkr
      December 21, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      We used to steal the trays. They made great improvised sleds when it snowed.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 21, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

        I have SO many books from my high school library.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 21, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

          I have so many books from schools I legit forgot to return. Most of them were marked to be discarded, though, so it’s mostly okay.

          • Santa
            Santa
            December 21, 2012 at 3:26 am | #

            4 naughty kids added to the list.

            • Xydux
              Xydux
              December 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm | #

              Santa, you got one WEIRD gravatar.

      • Andy
        Andy
        December 22, 2012 at 7:58 pm | #

        Tried that once. Didn’t work cuz the snow was too powdery and we didn’t have a good hill.

    • Flushmaster
      Flushmaster
      December 21, 2012 at 9:35 pm | #

      If I had a nickel for every time I was in a dorm room back in college and drank a shot from a glass pilfered from one of the dining halls…I’d have about three or four bucks. That still adds up to plenty of times waking up on the floor and wondering which dorm I was in and where my shirt went…the former always got a quick answer by standing up and smacking somebody in a bunk and recognizing which of my friends rolled over to glare at me with half opened bloodshot eyes, and the latter typically ended with something along the lines of “I think one of the girls left wearing it like a dress just before dawn.”

      Side note @Kernanator: consider yourself a savior of literature. My college library once put out stacks and stacks of books labeled for being discarded and said anybody that wanted them could take them. I managed to carry off a little over a dozen. I donated most of them to my old high school but I’m pretty sure at least two are still amongst the small library that I have stored back in my dad’s attic…now I’m gonna have to go back there so I can remember which ones I kept (never did get around to reading them, but throwing away a good book oughta be a sin).

  6. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 21, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

    Halt, criminal scum.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 21, 2012 at 1:10 am | #

      Evil Brand Condoms: Halt Criminal’s cum.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        December 23, 2012 at 11:33 pm | #

        I’m not sure whether to praise you or punch you for that.

  7. Deemah
    Deemah
    December 21, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

    Amazigirl should go get him, it’s a shame no one knows who she is

    • Raoullefere
      Raoullefere
      December 21, 2012 at 5:40 am | #

      I think it’s been established Joe was debauching himself last night. Even super-heroines need a chance to get rid of some of their bauch from time to time.

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      December 21, 2012 at 7:41 am | #

      With the current storyline happening there, I think AmaziGirl is Leslie from Shortpacked

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        December 22, 2012 at 2:35 pm | #

        Given the month buffer on DoA!, that would be awesome. The planning! The timing!

  8. Davriel
    Davriel
    December 21, 2012 at 1:18 am | #

    Run, Ethan, run like your life depends on it!

  9. BrotherFlounder
    BrotherFlounder
    December 21, 2012 at 1:33 am | #

    /headdesk

    Oh, Ethan.

  10. Aegon01
    Aegon01
    December 21, 2012 at 1:50 am | #

    He didn’t really think this through, did he?

    • Raoullefere
      Raoullefere
      December 21, 2012 at 5:38 am | #

      I suspect it’s more a case of he was so desperate for the chance he sees in Joyce that Ethan’s willing to chuck everything for this chance to be ‘normal.’ Now he’s running like hell before Amber raises any of the questions Ethan’s trying not to ask himself.

  11. Barabajagala
    Barabajagala
    December 21, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

    Ethan – Being hardcore so you don’t have to.

  12. fablehaven
    fablehaven
    December 21, 2012 at 3:23 am | #

    i just went through every single comic…

  13. Mr Lampshade
    Mr Lampshade
    December 21, 2012 at 8:04 am | #

    Having a “Angriest Dog In The World” moment today, aren’t you, Willis? 🙂

  14. Alexx
    Alexx
    December 21, 2012 at 9:39 am | #

    NO ETHAN! The glassware! It can’t cross the seal!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm | #

      If it does, the entire cafeteria will collapse on itself!

      • Manamana
        Manamana
        December 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm | #

        Ilsa…nooooooo!

  15. SeanNOLA
    SeanNOLA
    December 21, 2012 at 5:56 pm | #

    If you look close, you can tell that Willis drew each Amber – no cutting and pasting. That’s commitment!

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 21, 2012 at 5:58 pm | #

      I think there was some cutting and pasting.

    • Random832
      Random832
      December 22, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

      It looks like the outlines are identical in the second and third panel (but positioned slightly differently) but the coloring was redone in each one.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        December 22, 2012 at 2:33 pm | #

        That’s the way he rolls. Every panel of every strip is completely recolored (not counting stock backgrounds), even when the line art is copied and pasted.

        I have no idea why he does it this way.

        • David
          David M Willis
          December 22, 2012 at 5:49 pm | #

          I’d be cutting and pasting at least three layers simultaneously (line art, flats, shading), and that can be hell to line up perfectly, so it’s simpler for me to just color it three times.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            December 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm | #

            Huh. I’d have thought you could just select the layers as a unit and then copy and reposition them together. Of course, I have no idea what software you’re using.

  16. Jererry
    Jererry
    December 22, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

    No disrespect, but this feels like a lazy holiday filler comic. Honestly, I’d rather you take a brief vacation than put out a series of filler shots. If other people disagree, I’m ok with that. I just like DOA when it’s operating at full capacity.

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 22, 2012 at 2:50 am | #

      1) It is impossible to use the phrase “lazy” or “filler” in this context without being a huge dickwad. Don’t say “no disrespect” and then shit all over me.

      2) I have a fucking four week buffer. This strip was drawn in November.

      3) Fuck you, asshole.

      • David
        David M Willis
        December 22, 2012 at 3:01 am | #

        4) Do you want to see what I drew when I was marathoning a week of strips two days ago in order to keep a respectable buffer when I return home in January?

        http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/38241707102/of-course-the-day-i-need-to-marathon-a-week-of

        Bam.

        I came here to California with busted, achey hands because I was drawing shit like that for 48 hours straight.

        That panel’s from a strip in mid-January, by the way.

        I will cut you.

        • MontyPla
          MontyPla
          December 22, 2012 at 3:11 am | #

          Mic drop

        • Dibullba
          Dibullba
          December 22, 2012 at 6:55 am | #

          The “you” has been dropped from “DAMN YOU WILLIS!”

        • Sir Robin
          Sir Robin
          December 23, 2012 at 10:15 pm | #

          Now would you like some ointment for the wicked burn???

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        December 22, 2012 at 10:58 pm | #

        …

    • MLBlue
      MLBlue
      December 23, 2012 at 6:47 am | #

      Wow, I think this is the first time Ive seen Dave lose his shit. Willis is one of the few webcomic artists with such a high work ethic, so Id recommend not getting on his case, especially during the holidays.

  17. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    December 22, 2012 at 1:49 am | #

    It was, in fact, Deli & Grill guy in the background who asked Ethan about his new friend, while Amber stands there smiling until she notices Ethan about to leave with glassware.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 22, 2012 at 2:39 pm | #

      Deli & Grill Guy likes to take an active interest in his customers’ social lives. He considers it just another part of the excellent service that Deli & Grill provides.

  18. Kianna
    Kianna
    December 22, 2012 at 7:26 pm | #

    I just started reading this yesterday and im already caught up, it’s official im addicted

    • GrrArg42
      GrrArg42
      December 22, 2012 at 10:56 pm | #

      Oh no! Another brave soul has fallen. …

      Did you also read Rommies, It’s Walky!, and Joyce and Walky? A lot of these characters are ported over from these earlier strips (also amazing). Dumbing of Age (DoA) universe is alternate and or parallel to the original strip. If something doesn’t make sense it is probably a reference to the earlier continuum.

      … Have a fun weekend!

      PS When I first found “It’s Walky” I went to bed at about 5 am after an hour of having trouble focusing on the screen. Same thing happened with “Girl Genius”.

      • I.care.0
        I.care.0
        December 23, 2012 at 6:47 am | #

        You just doomed the poor guy to a life of webcomic addiction. Why don’t you point him to OotS and erfwold too while you are at it?

      • Kianna
        Kianna
        December 23, 2012 at 8:32 am | #

        Yeah I haven’t seen the early strips which explains why i didn’t get some of the references. I just picked this up from questionable content and decided to try it out. I’ll be sure to check out those other comics though. Thanks!

        • GrrArg42
          GrrArg42
          December 24, 2012 at 2:24 am | #

          QC is awesome too. Started reading it about the same time I started reading Willis’s stuff. OOTS (where my avatar is from) was my first regular webcomic.. it is wonderful. Oh wait.. XKCD. Ok, second webcomic. First with plot anyway. Welcome to the community!

        • mrelegos
          mrelegos
          December 26, 2012 at 8:01 pm | #

          Kianna, try checking out 3 Chord Dorks, Leftover Soup, Something Positive, Max Overacts, etc.

          That’ll keep you going for a while!

  19. Bill Murphy
    Bill Murphy
    December 23, 2012 at 10:26 am | #

    Run Ethan, run!

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