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That’s what I was thinking, Jason probably still gave her a bad grade and took the sex as a given, thinking that they actually shared something special, which clearly they did, but Sal wont admit it to herself.
That’s a pretty risky approach for a TA – who could be accused of taking advantage of a failing student, if not worse, unless he video tapes everything as I do, as an instructor…. I MEAN, UNLESS THERE WAS A WITNESS!!
Yeahhh, he was pretty much backed into a corner once they had sex. If he fails her, she complains he slept with her under false pretenses, and he gets into boatloads of trouble. If he passes her despite her abysmal showing, he’s guilty of some pretty serious academic dishonesty, not to mention actually sleeping with her in exchange for grades.
I’m not sure even Sal slept with him in exchange for good grades, really. She seemed to want sex for sex.
(If she’s got a good grade, and this turns out to be a FOOMP of triumph, I wonder if this won’t lead her to a crisis of conscience in that she knows she hasn’t changed enough to facilitate that good a grade, leading her to confront Jason about it and so on.)
I hope you don’t mind, molochmachine, but I put that up on Tumblr because it is just TOO good. It links back to your post here, but if you want me to change that to some personal blog or something I’d be more than happy to.
Well, Afros come from people of African decent.
Jewfros usually refer to people of European Jewish decent, like Einstein.
Arabic peeps can have curly as well (shouldn’t be a shock cause well Middle east is right next to Africa and Jerusalem is part of the Middle East) but we don’t have a term for that.
I’d personally suggest “Afghanfros” but that only narrows is down to Afghanis and Arab-os sounds too much like a racist cereal.
Well my knee jerk reaction is that Jason is giving her special treatment, in which case I’ve lost all respect for him, I do suppose its possible that she just remembers this tutoring session better though.
I feel like she ought to know the results if she put her honest effort in. If she did poorly and knew it, and wasn’t relying on having boned the TA, then she shouldn’t be so cocky. If she did well, surely she’d know.
The only way I can see her having an honestly good grade is if she didn’t put much thought into it because she thought the TA would pass her, but went ahead and quickly picked what seemed to be the right answers. In such a scenario, the explanation would be that by not overthinking it, she managed to actually grasp the material. Which would prompt further study sessions. This is my preferred outcome.
Yeah. I also assumed it was a bad grade. Raping your teacher isn’t usually the way to get preferential treatment on scoring. I kind of wish we’d gotten to see the aftermath of their tryst. Given Jason’s personality, I can’t imagine it being anything but awkward.
Eh, she didn’t ask, and she jumped him. He had expressed attraction to her before that, so I wouldn’t be surprised if in the moment he acquiesced, or simply didn’t say anything against it, but if he said to stop even once, then yeah.
“It’s rare when hair gains sentience, however in an odd way, there’s some sense to it. The hair is often the closest to the human brain, and on the occassion that the hair root somehow penetrates the skull, it begins to bond with the brain itself, subjugating some of the surrounding grey matter, gaining the tiniest shred of intelligence. As in all cases where something realizes it is smarter than every other being, the hair then develops a sense of superiority over the other 100,000 thousand folicles on the head, and in an effort to prove its dominance, it will stand it’s full length away from the head, a literal showing that it is above the rest. However when multiple roots breach the skull, such in the case of head injury brought on by such trauma as banging one’s head against the top of a window frame, the hairs that makes it through and root themselves in a localized area will often start to develop a sort of hivemind, and thus will move as one entity in their effort to dominate, resulting in what some like to call, a cow-lick. However, in the even rarer case multiple fractures, such as those caused by a motorcycle crash, every single hair on one’s head can take root, and as a result become a part of a single hivemind. This will usually result in the hair going lax, as it has nothing to prove when every single hair is simply a part of itself, however, in the rare case when the hair finds that their exist hair on other beings, the imperitive of the being shifts back to a show of domination. This manifests itself as what scientists like to call, the lions mane, refusing to stay down, and occasionally, attacking those that come near it.”
Hmmm, so, did she get a good grade or a bad one, and was it deserved or not?
Personally, I’m leaning towards good grade, and she confronts Jason about ‘not needin’ his charity for slap jackin’ him’, but she actually deserved the grade. I mean, all sorts of good brain chemicals get released after doodlin’, so maybe that’s all she needed?
But…she made it pretty damn clear that she -expected- to get a good grade for “doodlin'” him. In fact, it’s not hard to see the implication that that’s the main, if not only, reason she did it in the first place.
Yeah, because of her look in panel 2, I’m guessing she expected a good grade, as well. Going back to the doodlin’, I read it as more of Sal, um, needing her back scratched, and deciding Jason was… you know what, euphemisms are harder than Sal made them look.
Anyhow, looking back, it still seems like it was mostly a ‘I have a hankerin’ for some doodlin’ and you’ll do’, but I’m also super naive and easily miss some of the more down-played cues of dishonest intentions (i.e. maybe the ‘we both want to get out of here’ and the joke about ‘marks’ were supposed to tell me that she was doing this for a grade, but they only hit me as Sal being a bit sassy).
I have no idea what grade she sees, but this strip made me literally laugh out loud. Funny as hell.
And I wonder how long it took to draw all that fantastic hair?
I don’t know if Joyce is surprised, but I certainly am. I never managed to do that to any student. Get them to pull their hair out in handfuls, yes, but this… Jason has powers beyond my ken.
Hah, no. You don’t react like that when you see what you’re expecting to see.
I mean, well, unless you’re some kind of weird human/blowfish hybrid, you don’t react like that -anyway-, but in a fictional cartoony sense…She got an F. I’d bet money on it.
Yeah, true, but on the other hand she might not have been expecting it. She’s put on airs for Joyce before, and may be doing the same here.
Man, looking back, it’s way too early to theorize anyway and it’ll be revealed tomorrow so I shouldn’t even be guessing when I can just guess.
(Jason really ruffled her…’fro-thers? No, crap.)
You would have given an A to somebody who didnt understand the material, that couldn’t do the work, and could barely construct a coherent sentence? Or are you saying you’d give her an A for jumping you?
May I just take a moment to say that either case is exactly the MOST WRONG THING YOU COULD DO?
Judging by what happened to Sal’s hair, I’ve come to the following two conclusions…
1) T.A. gave her a rather nice score.
2) T.A. has some honor and did not change her grade
Everybody seems to assume it’s an extreme grade provoking this reaction, but it could be the comments. Think he has it in him to write a racy enough poem to get Sal’s hair to do that?
I think you’re on to something. That, indeed, would be the ideal twist. Especially if she wants to get it re-considered and Penny is game! WooHoo! More lesbian comic scenes to think about!
I think the lesson has a note saying something to the effect that Jason is apologising for his egregious error and then knock her down a few pegs. At least, that’s what I’m hoping for.
This is what their campus gets for not making the tests anonymous (where the student signs his test with a number assigned at the beginning of the test).
I just really, really hope that all Jason did was give her the grade she deserved. Not, you know, an even worse one. I mean, I know he can be an asshole, but surely not that much of one.
When I went to college, they didn’t pass out completed tests. Grades were VERY confidential, and sent via email or posted by the door, obfuscated by Student Number.
Maybe Sal was expecting to flunk the test, and then get a good grade via canoodling… and then the test looks easy to her. She WAS amazed by what her tutoring session accomplished:
Jason boinked the math into her… it’s got to be true!
If he graded her to the positive because of the sex,.. she needs to crawl up under him and try to soak up knowledge from him like a sponge – Or refuse the grade on principal.
If he graded her to the negative in spite of the sex,.. she needs to decide if there will be more to this sexual thing, or take this as a life lesson – Or try to punish him for not compromising his ideals.
Holy shit, Sal would look unbearably hot with a lady-fro.
I’ve always felt like it was weird for her to have straight hair. This proves that not only would changing it not look bad, it would look fucking amazing.
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FOOMP
And Joyce is right next to her. You think she found Sal’s hair hard to resist before? Now it’s actively consuming her.
Are you suggesting…that Sal’s hair is alive?
Good Lord. We’ll all perish.
It doesn’t get much hotter than this.
Welcome to the 80’s!
I wondered where the eighties went. Apparently they put all of it into Sal and went out of business.
Sploosh.
This is either really good or really bad
I choose to think of it as a FOOMP of victory.
Well, before she tried hard and still didn’t do well…
She was never shown to actually learn the material, so it is doubtful her showing was any better than before.
So her confidence is all from having sex with the TA. He is a stickler for rules and her surprise means it probably is a FOOMP of shocked defeat.
That’s what I was thinking, Jason probably still gave her a bad grade and took the sex as a given, thinking that they actually shared something special, which clearly they did, but Sal wont admit it to herself.
You’re both wrong. Someone just shot her in the back of the back of the head with a vortex gun. That’s the sound they make, too!
That’s a pretty risky approach for a TA – who could be accused of taking advantage of a failing student, if not worse, unless he video tapes everything as I do, as an instructor…. I MEAN, UNLESS THERE WAS A WITNESS!!
Yeahhh, he was pretty much backed into a corner once they had sex. If he fails her, she complains he slept with her under false pretenses, and he gets into boatloads of trouble. If he passes her despite her abysmal showing, he’s guilty of some pretty serious academic dishonesty, not to mention actually sleeping with her in exchange for grades.
I’m not sure even Sal slept with him in exchange for good grades, really. She seemed to want sex for sex.
(If she’s got a good grade, and this turns out to be a FOOMP of triumph, I wonder if this won’t lead her to a crisis of conscience in that she knows she hasn’t changed enough to facilitate that good a grade, leading her to confront Jason about it and so on.)
Sal seems a bit cool for that. It’s not like he came on to her anyway.
There is a pretty easy out to said corner. Just have the professor grade her paper.
No way, man. She didn’t do it for the grades! She gave up and did something completely different, which is what she was telling Joyce about.
She expected to see a gigantic zero on her paper, hehe
Are those cameos I see?
and thanks to Sal’s hair, they will never be seen again.
That full-body shampoo really works wonders.
Indeed. The extra “bounce”.
She needs to invest in some smoothing conditioner though.
Who needs conditioner when the results are all over the place?
Yay, now Sal has hair like mine! FOOMP for the win.
Says the Galasso gravatar.
Yells Ruth back at yelling Galasso…
Smiles Joyce at the avatars.
comments the… the… the abomination.
Guess the abomination gave your avatar a headache?
Dat top hat.
Dem Sunglasses
Dose eyebrows.
Motorcyccccccllllllllleeee…..
At first I thought your avatar’s nostrils were the eyes. That made it even more abomination-y.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0imDALBHI
That is frightfully appropriate.
Her grade was so sexy that she got immediate sex hair.
It gives me the impression she leaves her sex hair untouched.
… Hot.
But how will she put her helmut back on?
Oh, THAT hair!
Now I want to see a photoshop of Sal with Melonhead Ethan’s hair.
Ok, starting a petition to get an animated gif of Sal’s hair going poof.
“We, the undersigned…”
Ah man. If I had more time on my hands…
Do want.
I’m in…
Where do I sign?
Sick today, so I had a little time to mess around with this:
http://s4.postimg.org/mhrakgp99/sal.gif
You, Sir and/or Madam, are truly an inspiration, and a generation thanks you for your work!
That is AWESOME.
I hope you don’t mind, molochmachine, but I put that up on Tumblr because it is just TOO good. It links back to your post here, but if you want me to change that to some personal blog or something I’d be more than happy to.
No prob at all, this is the only place i posted it. Just messin’ around. Share away
We the people have spoken
Hey, that’s one of my wig powers.
http://www.wonderwigandalfredoboy.com/?p=238
I only hope she uses her powers for GOOD instead of EVIL!
Heh. Good to see another Between Failures reader over here Plas. Great avatar.
Kiitti! ^_^ I’ve being reading BF for a couple of years now.
I hope she uses her powers for nudity!
*add’s an infinite loop of g+1’s*
Reminds me of my adventures in trying to get my hair under control.
Does that mean that you have a jewfro?
No. (S)he’s a hair trainer. (S)he had to whip it into submission.
It’s not easy to wear a condom hat with poofy hair.
I really don’t want to know how you know that.
Maybe? All I know is that my parents have really curly hair, and as a result, so do I.
Well, Afros come from people of African decent.
Jewfros usually refer to people of European Jewish decent, like Einstein.
Arabic peeps can have curly as well (shouldn’t be a shock cause well Middle east is right next to Africa and Jerusalem is part of the Middle East) but we don’t have a term for that.
I’d personally suggest “Afghanfros” but that only narrows is down to Afghanis and Arab-os sounds too much like a racist cereal.
In the fifth panel, the Cthulhu hair consumes those two unfortunate students standing behind Sal.
That’s where she gets her power.
and here is the proof!
Hmmm, good or bad?
If it’s good, maybe she picked up more during those tutoring sessions than she thought. Or mathematical skill is sexually transmitted.
Wow. Maybe I should consider getting with girls who are good at math. And also having the kind of personality that makes people want to be with me.
Well my knee jerk reaction is that Jason is giving her special treatment, in which case I’ve lost all respect for him, I do suppose its possible that she just remembers this tutoring session better though.
I’m generally pretty honest and all, but if I got some Sal bonky tonkin’, I’d commit all sorts of heinous atrocities for her.
…I mean, that’s romantic, right?
…..Right?
I feel like she ought to know the results if she put her honest effort in. If she did poorly and knew it, and wasn’t relying on having boned the TA, then she shouldn’t be so cocky. If she did well, surely she’d know.
The only way I can see her having an honestly good grade is if she didn’t put much thought into it because she thought the TA would pass her, but went ahead and quickly picked what seemed to be the right answers. In such a scenario, the explanation would be that by not overthinking it, she managed to actually grasp the material. Which would prompt further study sessions. This is my preferred outcome.
Clearly Sal’s about to go Super Saiyan on Jason’s ass.
Not gold enough. She’s only Raditz level Saiyan.
well at least she’s not Yamcha
Curses, my best joke stolen!
That means I have to go with the “Hair” references.
:prays that’s a good foomp:
Chi-chi-chi-chia!
Can Chia-Sal be a new stretch goal added to the Kickstarter?
Everyone is jumping to “She got an awesome grade!” Am I the only one who clearly sees this as “The bastard gave me an F after I gave him an O?!?!”
That’s what I assumed.
I agree here. My gut feeling is she failed big-time
I assumed a bad grade.
When you assume you make an ass out of uma thurman.
She needs no help in that department.
Especially by misspelling her name
I…I think I spelled it right.
(I meant in assumE, sorry, joke fail….)
Yeah. I also assumed it was a bad grade. Raping your teacher isn’t usually the way to get preferential treatment on scoring. I kind of wish we’d gotten to see the aftermath of their tryst. Given Jason’s personality, I can’t imagine it being anything but awkward.
Wait Sal raped him???? Fuck I need to re-read that part.
It could have been that she was just lousy compared to the older (and needs more representation!!!) Penny!!
Eh, she didn’t ask, and she jumped him. He had expressed attraction to her before that, so I wouldn’t be surprised if in the moment he acquiesced, or simply didn’t say anything against it, but if he said to stop even once, then yeah.
I admit, I am surprised.
Off-screen Joyce is being devoured by Sal’s luscious* hair.
*Her words, not mine
Nah, you can see her flinching to get out of the way.
Though being covered in Sal’s hair certainly won’t help with Joyce’s current lesbian problem.
Do not stare directly into the hair, or you’ll be turned to sto
But I don’t want to turn into a stop sign!
“Needs improvement. A- on the quiz.”
They’ll need to work on it in his office
Wow, her head exploded! Luckily her hair contained it so nobody else was hurt.
It’s the humidity.
“It’s rare when hair gains sentience, however in an odd way, there’s some sense to it. The hair is often the closest to the human brain, and on the occassion that the hair root somehow penetrates the skull, it begins to bond with the brain itself, subjugating some of the surrounding grey matter, gaining the tiniest shred of intelligence. As in all cases where something realizes it is smarter than every other being, the hair then develops a sense of superiority over the other 100,000 thousand folicles on the head, and in an effort to prove its dominance, it will stand it’s full length away from the head, a literal showing that it is above the rest. However when multiple roots breach the skull, such in the case of head injury brought on by such trauma as banging one’s head against the top of a window frame, the hairs that makes it through and root themselves in a localized area will often start to develop a sort of hivemind, and thus will move as one entity in their effort to dominate, resulting in what some like to call, a cow-lick. However, in the even rarer case multiple fractures, such as those caused by a motorcycle crash, every single hair on one’s head can take root, and as a result become a part of a single hivemind. This will usually result in the hair going lax, as it has nothing to prove when every single hair is simply a part of itself, however, in the rare case when the hair finds that their exist hair on other beings, the imperitive of the being shifts back to a show of domination. This manifests itself as what scientists like to call, the lions mane, refusing to stay down, and occasionally, attacking those that come near it.”
Did anyone read that whole mega-paragraph? I thought about using the same amount of time to cruise for crack whores at this hour!
Time wasted nonetheless
Danger: Sal’s hair ahead!
BRILLIANT.
Hmmm, so, did she get a good grade or a bad one, and was it deserved or not?
Personally, I’m leaning towards good grade, and she confronts Jason about ‘not needin’ his charity for slap jackin’ him’, but she actually deserved the grade. I mean, all sorts of good brain chemicals get released after doodlin’, so maybe that’s all she needed?
Also, I got all three of Sal’s euphemisms in on this page, whoo!
10 points.
How many points do I need to trade in for an Internet? It’d be my first!
Ten thousand and fifty eight point six.
Aww, dang…
-drops the points into a dinosaur bank-
Someday… someday…
But…she made it pretty damn clear that she -expected- to get a good grade for “doodlin'” him. In fact, it’s not hard to see the implication that that’s the main, if not only, reason she did it in the first place.
Yeah, because of her look in panel 2, I’m guessing she expected a good grade, as well. Going back to the doodlin’, I read it as more of Sal, um, needing her back scratched, and deciding Jason was… you know what, euphemisms are harder than Sal made them look.
Anyhow, looking back, it still seems like it was mostly a ‘I have a hankerin’ for some doodlin’ and you’ll do’, but I’m also super naive and easily miss some of the more down-played cues of dishonest intentions (i.e. maybe the ‘we both want to get out of here’ and the joke about ‘marks’ were supposed to tell me that she was doing this for a grade, but they only hit me as Sal being a bit sassy).
I have no idea what grade she sees, but this strip made me literally laugh out loud. Funny as hell.
And I wonder how long it took to draw all that fantastic hair?
Jason failed her. I mean, seriously. That guy? So stiff, so buttoned up?
He gave her the grade she deserved based on her work.
Sal’s gonna be pissed.
IT IS HAIR OF SURPRISE. She looked confident in the second panel. Surprise means failure.
ooo, good point, I failed to take into account the look of self-assured victory…
Hovertext ingenuity has climaxed. The only thing that could top it is a one about pajama jeans.
I thought that hover text was about her pubes!
It’s like the reverse Pinkemena Diana Pie.
Not really. Pinky started with the flat hair then got her poofy hair when she was effected by the sonic rainboom.
True. … Come to think of it, Sal’s was poofy before the aliens killed her parrents, so she might really be the anti-Pinkie
No, it goes flat when she’s sad, so she IS Pinky.
Oh god I just terrified myself.
Wait, I thought we were talking about the pony, not the lab rat.
Wow and I thought River Song had big hair!
I can’t wait to see what the result is.
The more I think about it, I wonder if it is a grade at all?
IT’S AN INCOMPLETE! She has 10 more “meetings” scheduled to get her grade!
Extra credit for every article of clothing she “forgets” to wear
There’s totally a doodle of them having wild monkey sex on the page instead of a grade.
Heh. Doodle.
He doodled a doodling doodle.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Rose rose to the rows of rose, and rose a rose to her rose rows of rose.
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
Sounds like something the artist would do….sort of.
I’m guessing it’s a phone number and a photo of Jason winking and doing a sex gesture with his hands.
Unfortunately, it’s a British sex gesture. Sal interprets it as “them copper mines are full of celery, my good fellow”.
…that’s not universally a sex thing?
She gets rough and stuff with her afro puffs.
This could be very good or very bad for her…
Heheh. T&A with the T.A…
Wow, that was funny for long enough to write it down. I think I can even hit “Post Comment” before I start feeling ashamed…
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
YOUR JOKE WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! (/zoidberg)
I don’t know if Joyce is surprised, but I certainly am. I never managed to do that to any student. Get them to pull their hair out in handfuls, yes, but this… Jason has powers beyond my ken.
Well… then you missed out on the entire point of teaching a class, didn’t you?!?
Go ‘fro it, Sal.
(Sal’s been away for quite a dang while! This seems like a FOOMP of triumph, which means…man, this relationship is gonna be awkward.)
Hah, no. You don’t react like that when you see what you’re expecting to see.
I mean, well, unless you’re some kind of weird human/blowfish hybrid, you don’t react like that -anyway-, but in a fictional cartoony sense…She got an F. I’d bet money on it.
Yeah, true, but on the other hand she might not have been expecting it. She’s put on airs for Joyce before, and may be doing the same here.
Man, looking back, it’s way too early to theorize anyway and it’ll be revealed tomorrow so I shouldn’t even be guessing when I can just guess.
(Jason really ruffled her…’fro-thers? No, crap.)
Wow! Talk about parallel comic thought! Check out SMBC for today!!
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20130514.gif
It’s what I would have done, after a confirmation meeting to assure that she would commit herself to some self improvement…
You would have given an A to somebody who didnt understand the material, that couldn’t do the work, and could barely construct a coherent sentence? Or are you saying you’d give her an A for jumping you?
May I just take a moment to say that either case is exactly the MOST WRONG THING YOU COULD DO?
The A would be for the quality of the jumping! (Could be a C- too… )
You are a horrible person.
I’m betting he gave her an F and now she’s going to storm in there and try to beat him senseless. Just my thought anyway.
Beat him
Somehow I think there’s no ‘try’ about it if Sal decides somebody’s gonna be beaten senseless…
Haha good point!
This is the music that is playing in the background while her hair transforms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48XYBDLPNCc
Yeah, the humidity will do that.
So a one-on-one session with the TA will give you big hair? Well Sal, you’re right; that is surprising.
Maybe Jason moonlights as a hairdresser.
Let me guess: it’s Jason, so he graded her even more harshly to assuage his feelings of guilt for having slept with her.
Which seems like a bad plan.
Judging by what happened to Sal’s hair, I’ve come to the following two conclusions…
1) T.A. gave her a rather nice score.
2) T.A. has some honor and did not change her grade
“F: needs more tutoring”?
“F, and by the way Jason gave this one to me to mark, regards, Penny”?
Everybody seems to assume it’s an extreme grade provoking this reaction, but it could be the comments. Think he has it in him to write a racy enough poem to get Sal’s hair to do that?
“Oh Sal of South States, I’m a toff
And you’re the girl I’m dreaming of
I beckon — come to me again
And take a tour of ol’ Big Ben…”
I think you’re on to something. That, indeed, would be the ideal twist. Especially if she wants to get it re-considered and Penny is game! WooHoo! More lesbian comic scenes to think about!
(this is such a sad life… )
Drowned in a river of (luscious) chocolate!
I think the lesson has a note saying something to the effect that Jason is apologising for his egregious error and then knock her down a few pegs. At least, that’s what I’m hoping for.
This is what their campus gets for not making the tests anonymous (where the student signs his test with a number assigned at the beginning of the test).
And, ironically, it was that exact moment that Sal’s conditioner proved to be unable to hold against Indiana’s humidity.
Maybe this is meant to be open to interpretation, but I just feel like I missed something.
She became Starfire?
I just really, really hope that all Jason did was give her the grade she deserved. Not, you know, an even worse one. I mean, I know he can be an asshole, but surely not that much of one.
Surely.
He probably wrote her a dirty sonnet.
Jason’s evil plot: giving her her actual grade so she continues going to one-on-one tutoring
I am confuse. Is the grade good, bad, or did the humidity in the room suddenly jump 102480%?
When I went to college, they didn’t pass out completed tests. Grades were VERY confidential, and sent via email or posted by the door, obfuscated by Student Number.
Maybe Sal was expecting to flunk the test, and then get a good grade via canoodling… and then the test looks easy to her. She WAS amazed by what her tutoring session accomplished:
Jason boinked the math into her… it’s got to be true!
Hmph.
Now we see what kind of person she is.
If he graded her to the positive because of the sex,.. she needs to crawl up under him and try to soak up knowledge from him like a sponge – Or refuse the grade on principal.
If he graded her to the negative in spite of the sex,.. she needs to decide if there will be more to this sexual thing, or take this as a life lesson – Or try to punish him for not compromising his ideals.
I wait on pointed ears and pitchforks.
Wow, I thought I couldn’t possibly find Sal any more sexy… and then this!
Joy!
Holy shit, Sal would look unbearably hot with a lady-fro.
I’ve always felt like it was weird for her to have straight hair. This proves that not only would changing it not look bad, it would look fucking amazing.
hairpocalypse !