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by David M Willis on October 29, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: dorothy, ethan, joyce

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    October 29, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    OH COME ON JOYCE ALL REBELS ARE LESBIANS

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 29, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      James Dean? Total lesbian.

      • desolation0
        desolation0
        October 29, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

        The good Doctor? Total rebel.

      • Kathleen
        Kathleen
        October 29, 2013 at 1:16 am | #

        Am I a bad person because I first thought of the porn star and not the actor?

        • Scott
          Scott
          October 29, 2013 at 2:20 am | #

          That’s Deen with two ‘e’s. And yes you are a bad person.

      • p
        p
        October 29, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

        He actually is a lesbian icon! I read a paper about it in undergrad in a gay lit class, and wikipedia has more:

        “Lesbian icons, sometimes called dykons, a portmanteau of the words “dyke” and “icon” are most often powerful women who are, or are rumored to be, lesbian or bisexual.[7][8] However, a few male entertainers have also had iconic status for lesbian people. James Dean was an early lesbian icon who, along with Marlon Brando, influenced the butch look and self-image in the 1950s and after.”

        • adinfinitumspero
          adinfinitumspero
          October 29, 2013 at 8:17 pm | #

          Weird, he’s always been one of my own icons as well, though I’ve also read the accounts of his bisexuality may have been overrated

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        October 29, 2013 at 12:44 pm | #

        James Dean: Lesbian without a Cause.

        Also, I’m totally going to start calling the Confederate naval jack “the lesbian flag” now just to piss off the neo-Confederates.

        • hylleddin
          hylleddin
          October 29, 2013 at 4:55 pm | #

          Here, use this one

          • Matthew Davis
            Matthew Davis
            October 29, 2013 at 8:59 pm | #

            Or maybe this one?

    • Em
      Em
      October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      One just has to look at your gravatar to see the truth, Jen!

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        October 29, 2013 at 7:08 am | #

        Omg, I hadn’t noticed that until you mentioned it! What an amazing gravatar! Is it canon that I somehow missed?? The hotness!

    • Venapax
      Venapax
      October 29, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Truth!

    • Farmer_10
      Farmer_10
      October 29, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Seriously, go watch Star Wars again. The whole thing is an allegory for Gay Marriage and Lukes Jedi training is actually about his gender confusion.

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        October 29, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        Luke! I am your mother.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 29, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

          And I’m also a fucking scorpion!

          • Neospector
            Neospector
            October 29, 2013 at 10:12 am | #

            Wait…what?

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              October 29, 2013 at 9:07 pm | #

              Japanese Star Wars game.

              • Neospector
                Neospector
                October 29, 2013 at 9:25 pm | #

                Can I get some more context? I still don’t get it. ._.

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  October 29, 2013 at 11:58 pm | #

                  OK, there’s a Famicom Star Wars game in which in the first stage in the sandcrawler, you fight Darth Vader. However, after you hit Vader once, he turns into a scorpion. Or, you could just watch that one episode of AVGN that covers the Star Wars games.

                • DarkVeghetta
                  DarkVeghetta
                  June 29, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

                  @_@ … I must see this.

      • Varangian
        Varangian
        October 29, 2013 at 2:59 am | #

        This gives the whole Dagobah/Yoda sequence a whole new level of…really weird.

        • Reynard-Miri
          Reynard-Miri
          October 29, 2013 at 11:30 am | #

          Which it totally needed, am I right?

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          October 29, 2013 at 12:19 pm | #

          Dagobah? Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda?

          • sps48
            sps48
            October 29, 2013 at 7:50 pm | #

            s-o-d-a Soda

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      October 29, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      Never seen this Marcie/Sal avatar before… Does it come from a larger image?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        October 29, 2013 at 2:01 am | #

        Because it is approximately one day old, give or take some hours.

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 29, 2013 at 8:42 am | #

          I like it! Did you draw it? It mimics Willis’s style really well!

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            October 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

            Maybe because Willis did it for $300 =<

            • Slinx
              Slinx
              October 30, 2013 at 9:57 am | #

              I am sure it was worth every penny.

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      October 29, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      So the entire Confederated States of America were lesbians? That’s a whole new take on the American Civil War.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 29, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        So, AVALANCHE are a group of lesbians? FF7 just got more interesting.

    • Parnifia the Bastard
      Parnifia the Bastard
      October 29, 2013 at 9:23 am | #

      I think every person who ever existed is now a lesbian.

      …I’M SO KUNFUSED…

  2. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Cleavage cleavage everywhere.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      October 29, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      And not a bra in sight.

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        October 29, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

        Well, yeah. There’s not really any way to see a bra from our vantage points with their shirts positioned the way they are unless it’s a sports bra.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          October 29, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

          I prefer to believe that they were simply never there in the first place.

          • taekwondogirl
            taekwondogirl
            October 29, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

            Of course, if there wasn’t a bra, the cleavage wouldn’t be visible anyway. Without bras, boobs don’t really get pushed up to form cleavage like that.

            • garaden
              garaden
              October 29, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

              Yeah. I’m having some trouble discussing cartoon boobs with a straight face (though I think I’m on the wrong site in that case) but boobs don’t look like that without help. I can tell from some of the pixels and seeing a lot of, uh…boobs in my time?

              I guess technically these *are* all Photoshopped 😀 (sleep time now please)

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 29, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      I guess there’s a little. Nothing to go nuts about.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        October 29, 2013 at 8:22 pm | #

        There was nothing to go nuts about until I looked at panel 4 and realized that the topmost button done up is below Dorothy’s breasts. She’s one good yawn-stretch from giving Joyce a view of her navel.

        • The_Master
          The_Master
          October 29, 2013 at 8:57 pm | #

          In the immortal words of Jayne Cobb, “I’ll be in my bunk.”

    • Wevah
      Wevah
      October 29, 2013 at 3:57 am | #

      Oh good; someone said “cleavage”.

      • CleverTrousers
        CleverTrousers
        October 29, 2013 at 6:55 am | #

        Eh, I don’t pay a ton of attention to the comments but I think it came up over the last few strips and these two do generally dress pretty conservatively so it might be indicative of something or other.

        • CleverTrousers
          CleverTrousers
          October 29, 2013 at 6:56 am | #

          Dear God, are Joyce’s irises always that big?

          • Slinx
            Slinx
            October 29, 2013 at 8:46 am | #

            Only when she’s feeling appreciative or thinking about Jesus.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            October 29, 2013 at 10:48 am | #

            Joyce’s irises are actually a portal to another dimension. The blue dimension. One of these days Willis is going to draw too close of a close up, we’re going to fall through, and nobody will ever hear from any of us ever again.

  3. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Does anybody notice Ethan’s even there or has he just mastered perfect ninja…ry?

    • someguywithakatana
      someguywithakatana
      October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Don’t let Rick hear you say that.

    • Van Dyne
      Van Dyne
      October 29, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      He’s still shocked from yesterday. Everyone implicitly understands that talking to him will shatter his delicate sense of security.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 29, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Good. Ethan deserves to feel insecure >:T.

        • Sammie1053
          Sammie1053
          October 29, 2013 at 5:44 pm | #

          Aww, but why? Ethan is adorable!
          And I totally don’t feel weird saying that as a non-gay dude!
          That totally wasn’t sarcasm!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 29, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Perfect ninja-ry? Nonsense! Ethan had just mastered the art of not being noticed in plain sight.

      • mai876
        mai876
        October 29, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        He’s like Dina… ‘cept he’s Ethan.

  4. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    feck

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 29, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      …Drink! Arse! Girls!

      Father Jack is an inspiration to us all.

  5. TheStranger
    TheStranger
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Aw, Joyce, as long as you’re defying your parents, go big or go home, amirite?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 29, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      You can’t stop with a LITTLE defiance. You gotta defy so hard that they don’t know what’s what!

  6. Chadington Bear
    Chadington Bear
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Come on, Dorothy! Push her over that edge!

    • TJ
      TJ
      October 29, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Given your “Angry Mike” gravatar you might mean that literally…

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        October 29, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        Is there even any cliffs near that school to get pushed offa?

        • TJ
          TJ
          October 29, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

          No, but they’re headed towards the stairs and Dorothy’s got her hand behind Joyce….

        • Bill
          Bill
          October 29, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

          There’s the old limestone quarries outside of town….

          • Whittier
            Whittier
            October 29, 2013 at 9:25 am | #

            Rooftop Quarry!

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          October 29, 2013 at 2:28 am | #

          Plenty of old quarries. That should work.

      • Whittier
        Whittier
        October 29, 2013 at 9:25 am | #

        Is there any other kind of Mike gravatar?

  7. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    “Alright, how about we just tell them that we’re eating out?”

    • That Damn Rat
      That Damn Rat
      October 29, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      I suspect that would fly over Jocye’s parents’ collective heads.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 29, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        I dunno. They’ve got quite a few kids. They may know every trick in the book.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          October 29, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

          If they’re anything like they were in the Walkyverse, they probably have a couple copies of that book around the house.

        • Foxfire
          Foxfire
          October 29, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

          The Good Book, I hope.

          I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;
          And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.

          • Wack'd
            Wack'd
            October 29, 2013 at 10:48 am | #

            The very good book…

          • adinfinitumspero
            adinfinitumspero
            October 29, 2013 at 8:20 pm | #

            Not sure if you’re being facetious or not, but if you were unaware and *minor spoiler alert* Joyce’s folks owned the kama sutra

    • Twirls
      Twirls
      October 29, 2013 at 2:52 pm | #

      This comment is my favorite.

  8. TJ
    TJ
    October 29, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Ethan’s just waiting for the conversation to naturally gravitate towards Transformers… then he’ll chip in.

    ….Aaaany day now.

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      October 29, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      It always happens eventually. Then, and only then, will he strike.

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        October 29, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        Batman would be proud.

        • Batman
          Batman
          October 29, 2013 at 10:23 pm | #

          I am proud.

          • TheMagicShortbus
            TheMagicShortbus
            October 29, 2013 at 11:16 pm | #

            Are you also batman?

  9. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    October 29, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    In another universe Dorothy could be Ellen DeGeneres, and Joyce would be powerless to her charms.

  10. Doc Harleen
    Doc Harleen
    October 29, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce wants Dorothy to lunch date her all night long.

    • Salmo
      Salmo
      October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Would that be a box lunch?

      …

      I’ll get me coat.

  11. horrorshow88
    horrorshow88
    October 29, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Love Ethan’s sort of shifty, “Uhhh…” look.

  12. Bunivasal
    Bunivasal
    October 29, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorry’s neckline really sells this punch line. Now if Joyce can see a topless Billie she’s even with Walky.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 29, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      When did Walky see a topless Billie? And where was I?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 29, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

        Wait, Billie topless? When did this happen? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        October 29, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

        My guess is as kids?

        • bunivasal
          bunivasal
          October 29, 2013 at 8:18 pm | #

          Ding ding ding! While it may not be accurate to current continuities, Billie and Walky grew up together and there was some indication they may have bathed together in the past.

  13. fatso
    fatso
    October 29, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorothy – *buttons back up* “Yeaaahhhh…”

  14. I don't even know
    I don't even know
    October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    It seems Joyce doesn’t really have any personal objections to calling it a date.

    HMMMMMMM

  15. Em
    Em
    October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    OH GOD THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT GAY PEOPLE will they talk about me oh god oh god oh god
    That’s what his face looks like to me. xD Either that or he’s just looking down. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…(or is it?)

    • Jay Eff
      Jay Eff
      October 29, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Took the words right out of my keyboard, Em.

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      October 29, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Glad I’m not alone on this.

    • TJ
      TJ
      October 29, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      I think someone actually dropped their cigar and he’s trying to think of who might smoke that.

      The obvious answer is Mike, just to piss off people who lobby for No-Smoking zones.

    • nothri
      nothri
      October 29, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      I’m seeing more of a “oh, they’re talking about gay people…oh. Joyce’s parents will hate me if they find out. Now I’m sad.”

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      October 29, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

      I see it more as ‘even sheltered, naïve, innocent Joyce can stand up to her parents and I can’t.”

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 8:54 am | #

      But he did stand up to them, sort of… with help. But yeah, I see it as an “uhhhh” reaction to Joyce’s parents disliking gay people.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      October 29, 2013 at 10:55 am | #

      I’m seeing more of an ‘oh my, is that a dog turd on the floor over there? Glad I didn’t step in it’ expression. But I’m not that good at reading faces.

  16. John
    John
    October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Joyce, if you’re going to be eating out with Dorothy, it isn’t going to matter what you’re calling it.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 29, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      You could use some prettier words for it, though.

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 8:55 am | #

      That “with” is unnecessary.

      • John
        John
        October 29, 2013 at 11:37 am | #

        Kids these days. Don’t appreciate the subtle difference between a double entendre and open obscenity.

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          October 30, 2013 at 3:05 am | #

          Yeah. “Früher war alles besser”, as we say in our UAS.

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 30, 2013 at 10:04 am | #

          Would it be better if I said, “I see what you did there”?

  17. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh come on, Joyce, you say that like they don’t already know.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 29, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Yeah, I mean, what kind of parents would they be if they didn’t notice the sexual preference of one of their childre-

    • John
      John
      October 29, 2013 at 11:38 am | #

      They probably only suspect. It’s not like she’s been kissing girls on television in this universe.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        October 29, 2013 at 12:55 pm | #

        It’s only a matter of time.

  18. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Les-be-friends indeed.

  19. JustDucky
    JustDucky
    October 29, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    This is my favorite ship. ^^

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      October 29, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      My favorite ship is Billie/Sal. I hope one day Sal gives Billie a sloppy kiss. On the boobs

      • ess
        ess
        October 29, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

        Why. Isn’t. It. Canon?
        So crushing. Really.

        • John
          John
          October 29, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

          Because Billie is hilarious when she isn’t getting what she wants.

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          October 29, 2013 at 2:06 am | #

          Maybe Sal’s waiting for a more sober Billie to proposition.

          • Slinx
            Slinx
            October 29, 2013 at 8:57 am | #

            She might be waiting for a while, then

        • Tahkuya
          Tahkuya
          October 29, 2013 at 3:40 am | #

          When every ship is cannon …none will be

  20. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    October 29, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    “God damnit, why is my straight girlfriend better at being gay than me?”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 29, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Because pretty much everyone is.

  21. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    October 29, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Dorothy and Joyce are totes adorbz, as the kids would say.*

    *probably not actually a thing the kids would say.

    • John
      John
      October 29, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Sounds like something Robin would say, though.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 29, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      Who even say totes?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        October 29, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

        Robin totes says totes.

        • Aeyt
          Aeyt
          October 29, 2013 at 4:32 am | #

          Dude. I totes say totes all the time. For serious. Okay broseph?

  22. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    October 29, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    “What’s that blue spot on my cheek? OH GOD, I’M A SMURF, TOO? HOW WILL I FIND A GAY, NERDY, JEWISH SMURF?!?!”

    But seriously, what’s with the blue dot on Ethan’s cheek?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 29, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Where?

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        October 29, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        It’s right below his right eye (pretty much exactly where he seems to be looking) and it moves with the picture when I scroll, so not just a dead pixel or something on my screen. I’m guessing just something that didn’t get erased from the blue sketch, but couldn’t pass up on the joke.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          October 29, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

          I had to zoom in to 400%, but yeah it’s there.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          October 29, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

          I just found it and now I can’t not see it every time I look at the panel

        • Kiggy
          Kiggy
          October 29, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

          Oh yeah, you’re right

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 29, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      That might be an artifact from your monitor. Try scrolling a pixel at a time to see if the blue spot moves on Ethan’s face…

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      October 29, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

      It was a tiny translucent hole, which is now fixed. It was showing the teal background through the comic.

      • NightmareWarden
        NightmareWarden
        October 29, 2013 at 2:23 am | #

        So the hole didn’t lead to the Ethan universe? Darn, I wanted to experiment with more tears in reality… Then Willis had to go and fix it.

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        October 29, 2013 at 2:47 am | #

        And with a single mouse stroke Willis destroys the only wholly Holy artifact of the New Church of Ethan the Smurfcheeked. The hopes and dreams of many are instantly crushed.

      • Tahkuya
        Tahkuya
        October 29, 2013 at 3:41 am | #

        Teal… the color of Champions

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          October 29, 2013 at 5:47 am | #

          Or the science/medical branches.

  23. Darwin
    Darwin
    October 29, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    The look of horror on Joyce’s face in the last panel. How could you not love that girl?

    • CRtwenty
      CRtwenty
      October 29, 2013 at 2:04 am | #

      I dunno let’s ask Ethan.
      ~cymbal crash~

  24. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    October 29, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

    Drama bomb, Incoming. Warning, WARNING!
    Bomb is incoming. Prepare for impact within one week!

  25. Mr K
    Mr K
    October 29, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

    Looks like Dorothy listened to Walky.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 29, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      Or Walky is influencing her..

  26. Hawkwing
    Hawkwing
    October 29, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

    That’s what I like to call tactical cleavage….

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      October 29, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      didn’t know what you were talking about until I went back. Now I can’t unsee it.

      Ha! That makes Joyce’s mind jumping to “lunch date” so much more!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 29, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

      What’s a cluster cleavage? Or even better, what’s an atomic cleavage?

      • John
        John
        October 29, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

        Billie’s is atomic cleavage.

  27. Henry
    Henry
    October 29, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

    Dorothy’s expression in the last panel is perfection.

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      October 29, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      heh, yeah. “The horror…!”

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 29, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

        More like “the pleasure!” Or “Walky is right all along?”

        • Spliced
          Spliced
          October 29, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

          na, I mean, “the horror of my parents finding out…!”

          But I hadn’t thought if the tactical cleavage when I wrote the horror. A new level is revealed!

  28. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    October 29, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

    Dorothy can be Joyce’s [business] partner. [Business] partners always go on [lunch] dates!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 29, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

      Replace business with….what exactly?

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        October 29, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

        Sex

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        October 29, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

        Life

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 29, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

          But what about lunch?

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            October 29, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

            marriage

            • N0083rP00F
              N0083rP00F
              October 29, 2013 at 9:15 am | #

              It is pronounced Meh-Widge.

              • EvergreenFir
                EvergreenFir
                October 29, 2013 at 1:38 pm | #

                Wuv… Twoo wuv…

          • EvergreenFir
            EvergreenFir
            October 29, 2013 at 1:40 am | #

            romantic?

          • Tahkuya
            Tahkuya
            October 29, 2013 at 3:46 am | #

            i have a dirty mind so luch still works for what im thinking

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      October 29, 2013 at 1:41 am | #

      It’s business time

      • Aeyt
        Aeyt
        October 29, 2013 at 4:37 am | #

        you can tell because it’s Wednesday and I’m wearing my business socks

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 29, 2013 at 9:03 am | #

          The conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV. The conditions are perfect.

  29. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    October 29, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

    Dorothy may be taken but I’m sure there’s a girl out there for ya Joyce. I feel like I should throw out another “Kiss her you fool!”

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 9:04 am | #

      Joe down the hall: “Now kiss!”

  30. Najaru
    Najaru
    October 29, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

    hi ethan

    bye ethan

  31. nothri
    nothri
    October 29, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

    No, no, see Joyce, what you should do is make wild, passionate love to Dorothy right here and now. If you do that and you don’t enjoy it, you can say for absolute sure you aren’t gay!

    Course, you should do it again every few days just to make sure nothing has changed.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      October 29, 2013 at 1:56 am | #

      Careful, you’re starting to sound like Ethan’s mom.

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        October 29, 2013 at 12:55 pm | #

        Maybe the alternate universe counterpart of her?

  32. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    October 29, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

    Y’know, if you tilt your computer back so the colors go all funny, Dorothy kinda looks like she’s wearing clown makeup.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      October 29, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

      Damn you, shoddy TN panels!

    • tahrey
      tahrey
      October 29, 2013 at 7:25 am | #

      *weaves side to side in front of cheap SXGA panel turned to portrait orientation* … hahahaha 😀

  33. Pie
    Pie
    October 29, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

    Ethan is a good conversationalist. Does he get that from his father?

  34. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    October 29, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

    Also: they both look SO happy to see each other it’s so ridiculously adorable.

    ….can DoA have a spinoff when it’s finished: ‘Joyce and Dorothy’?

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 9:07 am | #

      In this spinoff, Ethan is straight and Mike is dating Walky.

  35. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    October 29, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

    2nd straight comic in which Ethan has no lines

    This tells me he is an easily manipulated shell of a man.

    This tells me he and Dorothy should non-bang.

    • Riku
      Riku
      October 29, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

      Or he just has nothing to say

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 9:08 am | #

      I’m not sure if this can be considered a “straight comic”. Nak nak nak.

    • Whittier
      Whittier
      October 29, 2013 at 9:29 am | #

      He’s just the straight man. Trying to be, anyway.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        October 29, 2013 at 11:57 am | #

        (rimshot)

  36. Formerly Glenn
    Formerly Glenn
    October 29, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

    If Ethan keeps this up he will turn into his father.

    • tahrey
      tahrey
      October 29, 2013 at 7:24 am | #

      “Keeping it up” is probably an exceptionally important quality for that, in fact. That and the ability to grow a damn fine mustache.

      Question is, which one will end up having to convert? Or will they maintain a mixed-faith marriage?

  37. Corronchilejano
    Corronchilejano
    October 29, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

    We should really run a kickstarter to get these two together.

  38. Mr K
    Mr K
    October 29, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

    That explains the storyline.

  39. Raibean
    Raibean
    October 29, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

    wow joyce you really did kiss billie

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      October 29, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

      Alright I’ll bite. What?

  40. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    October 29, 2013 at 1:58 am | #

    Maybe Ethan just believes that if you have nothing to say…don’t say it?

    Gottawonder if Joyce is alluding to the fact that her parents ‘have to know’ about her sisbrother, but maybe not.

    • Tahkuya
      Tahkuya
      October 29, 2013 at 3:49 am | #

      Joyce’s Brosis will be my favorite thing that unfolds in this universe

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 9:10 am | #

      I don’t think Joyce knows.

  41. Badeyes
    Badeyes
    October 29, 2013 at 2:41 am | #

    Elsewhere, Walky is suddenly tremendously aroused and he doesn’t know why.

  42. MrMercury
    MrMercury
    October 29, 2013 at 4:27 am | #

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    • Aeyt
      Aeyt
      October 29, 2013 at 4:41 am | #

      I think you’re a little late. this strip doesn’t end with ffffffffff

    • Slinx
      Slinx
      October 29, 2013 at 9:11 am | #

      I like to think that’s what Joyce was saying when Dorothy got out of the elevator.

  43. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    October 29, 2013 at 5:14 am | #

    So … lunch date leads to sex, right?

  44. Robin
    Robin
    October 29, 2013 at 5:24 am | #

    This is an incredible amount of awareness for miss “I wasn’t alone with my boyfriend, sometimes two other guys joined in”.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      October 29, 2013 at 7:24 am | #

      Well, that was about sex and it was all innuendo. Here, she’s just imagining her parents’ response to hearing the word “date” in the same sentence with her name and Dorothy’s. (Joyce is such a good Christian that even if she was a lesbian, she would wait until she’s married. No [lesbian] pre-marital hanky-panky!)

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      October 29, 2013 at 11:48 am | #

      “You can push them around if I get to make the noises!”

  45. The Phantom's Belch
    The Phantom's Belch
    October 29, 2013 at 5:58 am | #

    Joyce’s eyes in the first panel are drawn to the cleavage.

    • The Phantom's Belch
      The Phantom's Belch
      October 29, 2013 at 6:01 am | #

      … As are Ethan’s! Is he sure he’s gay?

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        October 29, 2013 at 7:23 am | #

        Panel one: Joyce is looking at Dot’s mouth, which is actually a fairly standard thing for two women in conversation. Ethan is looking at her hair. Totes gay, like 😀

        Panel four: Both of them are avoiding eye – and indeed, eye-to-body – contact with her.

        Besides, Joyce has almost as much decolletage on show as Dorothy, so he could have oogled that as much as he wanted.

        BTW, all babies suckle, including gay male and straight female ones, and he is rather a manchild. He might well still look at a well endowed woman and (mostly subconsciously) think… mmm… I could do with a drink right now. Maybe without even realising why/the link.

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 29, 2013 at 9:14 am | #

          “When you talk to someone, you should look at their eyes, not their mouth.” “But that’s the part that’s moving!”

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 29, 2013 at 9:16 am | #

          It seems well-established by everyone, including gay guys, that boobs (in moderation) are awesome.

          • Bill
            Bill
            October 29, 2013 at 9:19 pm | #

            New research from U-Nebraska says that everyone — male, female, hetero or not — looks at boobies.
            http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-10/uon-mea102913.php

      • David Willis
        David M Willis
        October 29, 2013 at 12:31 pm | #

        you are bad at following eyelines

      • Hotsauce
        Hotsauce
        October 30, 2013 at 11:30 am | #

        Wow, somebody is projecting. A lot!

  46. hof1991
    hof1991
    October 29, 2013 at 7:04 am | #

    Joyce’s parents probably already assume that Dorothy is a lesbian. She’s an avowed atheist and all atheists are lesbians, even the men. That’s why you should find your husband at a Bible college.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      October 29, 2013 at 4:02 pm | #

      Does that make Richard Dawkins king of the lesbians?

  47. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    October 29, 2013 at 7:05 am | #

    Joyce, Joyce….it’s a slippery slope from gluttony to the rest of the sins, so times a wastin’.

    • Animal
      Animal
      October 29, 2013 at 7:30 am | #

      The key to living large is making sure all your sins are sins of commission, not sins of omission.

  48. TGS
    TGS
    October 29, 2013 at 7:20 am | #

    Panels two and three are even better than the cleavage of one and four. They are both swooning and blushing and making the googly eyes at each other.

  49. Melissa
    Melissa
    October 29, 2013 at 10:18 am | #

    I am disappointed that the first comment wasn’t “CLEAVAGE!”

  50. Greg White
    Greg White
    October 29, 2013 at 10:22 am | #

    Joyce is the name of Buffy’s mother in Buffy the vampire slayer.

  51. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    October 29, 2013 at 12:20 pm | #

    So wait. Joyce and Dorothy are both aware of the Joyce/Dorothy ship?

  52. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    October 29, 2013 at 12:31 pm | #

    Silly faces for everyone!

    • garblegarble
      garblegarble
      October 29, 2013 at 1:12 pm | #

      what an incredibly apt gravatar there :p

      • Crumplepunch
        Crumplepunch
        October 29, 2013 at 2:41 pm | #

        Likewise.

        Let us hate them together. From our scowls combined there shall be no escape.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          October 29, 2013 at 4:42 pm | #

          We are the Scowling Trinity.

          • hof1991
            hof1991
            October 29, 2013 at 9:30 pm | #

            Smiles don’t always mean good intent. The right smile can be more evil than a scowl.

            • Batman
              Batman
              October 29, 2013 at 10:32 pm | #

              I don’t trust people who smile.

              I don’t trust people.

  53. Mantis
    Mantis
    October 29, 2013 at 1:38 pm | #

    But what about Walky!! She can’t cheat on Walky!

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      October 29, 2013 at 3:04 pm | #

      I think it’s an open relationship, not a serious one.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        October 29, 2013 at 4:01 pm | #

        Walky would probably be alright with it anyway, so long as he could join in.

      • John
        John
        October 29, 2013 at 4:48 pm | #

        It’s casual, but that’s not necessarily the same thing as open. I think either of them would be upset if they found that the other were smooching someone else without prior notification.

        On the other hand, I don’t think it would take a lot of talking to convince Walky to be the other slice of bread in a Dorothy sandwich. He’s already offered to let Joyce watch.

  54. Schist
    Schist
    October 29, 2013 at 5:08 pm | #

    Is Joyce’s face in panel 4 the same face she made when she said she could crawl into Billie’s boobs and be warm forever?

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      October 29, 2013 at 11:09 pm | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/curiosity/

      Similar, but not quite the same.

  55. Flare
    Flare
    October 29, 2013 at 9:02 pm | #

    Now to ship

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