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Scurry

by David M Willis on July 3, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Up All Night to Get Vengeance
└ Tags: amazi-girl, dorothy

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  1. Poo
    Poo
    July 3, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Aww. Nice turn of events.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 3, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    I’m a bird.

    • George
      George
      July 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      I’m kinda plain.

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        July 3, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

        I’m leaking cerebrospinal fluid & red stuff.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      July 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      I’m a plane.

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        July 3, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

        I transform into a truck!

      • Batman
        Batman
        July 3, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

        I’m Batman.

        • Mass Confusion
          Mass Confusion
          July 3, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

          I’m….. what am I again?

          • Jackson
            Jackson
            July 3, 2014 at 11:04 am | #

            I’ve been secretly replaced with Folger’s Crystals!

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              July 3, 2014 at 11:34 am | #

              Dang, you noticed.

        • Cheryl
          Cheryl
          July 3, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

          HAHAHA^

          • Marianne
            Marianne
            July 3, 2014 at 6:17 am | #

            I’m not your supervisor.

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              July 3, 2014 at 4:46 pm | #

              You’re not the boss of me!

        • etybolik
          etybolik
          July 3, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

          The GODDAMN Batman.

      • das-g
        das-g
        July 5, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

        I’m more than a bird, I’m more than a plane: I’m a birdplane.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      July 3, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

      I have to admit, I always kind of wondered about the first two people, who point up at the sky in astonishment, going, “Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird!”

      Yes… yes, it is. And..?

      “It’s a plane!”

      –Says the guy who has apparently never actually seen a plane in the sky before in his life, his excitement almost surpassing that of the guy seeing his first bird ever.

      When I was in college, I’d occasionally stop, point at the sky, and yell “Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird!” Haven’t done that in years, but then, haven’t been out and about with a bunch of geeks in years, either. Will have to try to remember to do it with my coworkers if I get the chance; they’d get it.

      • Bill
        Bill
        July 3, 2014 at 2:39 am | #

        “It’s a bird!”
        “It’s a plane!”
        “It’s a frog!!”

        • Charlie Spencer
          Charlie Spencer
          July 3, 2014 at 6:51 am | #

          Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 3, 2014 at 10:04 am | #

            Just little old me: Underdog.

            • Ivan
              Ivan
              July 3, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

              “Just Little Old Me, Sucking Marlon Brando’s Hog.”

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          July 3, 2014 at 8:31 pm | #

          It’s a birdplane!
          It’s a politician!

      • WeezerLuvr3030
        WeezerLuvr3030
        July 3, 2014 at 3:16 am | #

        I dunno Kryss, Superman sort of looks like the big blue emu from Untalkative Bunny. Maybe they mean that kind of bird.

      • Evil Midnight Lurker
        Evil Midnight Lurker
        July 3, 2014 at 5:51 am | #

        You’ve got it wrong, I’m afraid.

        First guy just goes “Look! Up in the sky!”

        “It’s a bird” is a REPLY to that, as is “It’s a plane.” You can take both of those as dismissive.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          July 4, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

          Wow, that makes LOADS more sense. XD Can’t believe I never took it like that!

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        July 3, 2014 at 7:27 am | #

        Some day I’m going to write a superman comic where Metropolis is attacked by a gigantic seagull or something, and the punchline will be the first guy going “I TOLD you it was a bird”

        • Sam
          Sam
          July 3, 2014 at 11:42 am | #

          Then he gets eaten first.

        • Catullus
          Catullus
          July 3, 2014 at 11:45 am | #

          Sherman’s Lagoon actually did that joke once.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            July 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm | #

            AWESOME!!! I’m some sort of reverse prophet or something. And thank you for finding it.

  3. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    July 3, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    AmaziSquirrel! She’s nuts!

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 3, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “Though my pussy’s FANTASTIC”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      ^*in Miss Slocombe’s voice*

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        In case you didn’t know to whom I was refering to:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          July 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

          …She was talking about a cat, right? RIGHT?! Say yes, damn it!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 3, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            Of cause she was, it was the 70s after all.

            • insomniac
              insomniac
              July 3, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

              “What on earth is wrong with you, Dr Asquith? This is a bawdy 1970s hospital. Please stick to using innuendo.”

            • JepMZ
              JepMZ
              July 3, 2014 at 3:05 am | #

              What?? There’s no way that bad word wasn’t born much earlier than the 70’s, or else why would the audience laugh so hard?

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                July 3, 2014 at 3:38 am | #

                The concept of pussy meaning both cat and vagina has been around for a couple of centuries.

              • Betty Anne
                Betty Anne
                July 3, 2014 at 9:38 am | #

                As a term of endearment for women, from the 1580s; as a word for cat (diminutive of “puss”) from 1726; slang for female genitalia dates to at least 1879 but was probably used at least occasionally earlier than that, possibly as early as its association with women (1580s).

                • ProfessorZoot
                  ProfessorZoot
                  July 3, 2014 at 1:54 pm | #

                  And, oddly from our modern perspective, the term “cock” as a reference to genitalia was originally meant for the feminine version.

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          July 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          Ah, Miss Slocombe. Classic Are You Being Served never gets old (and believe me PBS tried it’s best to make it feel that way with repeats for YEARS).

          But the big question is this: who’s Mr. Humphries??

          • chris73
            chris73
            July 3, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

            “I’m free!”

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 3, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

            I would say Ethan but he’s no where near as free as Mr Humphries was.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Next slipshine?

      • Camachri
        Camachri
        July 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Amazi-Girl and Dorothy do Journalism.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 3, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          A full page spread you might say.

          • Dean
            Dean
            July 3, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

            “Gosh, Amazi-Girl, I’ll do anything for an exclusive interview…”

            • Mass Confusion
              Mass Confusion
              July 3, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

              *insert newspaper innuendo here*

              • Opus the Poet
                Opus the Poet
                July 3, 2014 at 10:06 am | #

                I would never insert anything in my endo. >:)

  5. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 3, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Are we sure she’s not? You never know. She does wear a mask.

    • Lanval
      Lanval
      July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      She’s clearly not, Sal isn’t a Cat after all.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        July 3, 2014 at 4:39 am | #

        She’s not?
        But, she’s leaving through the window! On purpose!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      That’s her animal side kick, Amazi-cat.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        July 3, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

        A shape shifting Cat sidekick would explain why sSal can be in two places at once.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          July 3, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

          Schrondinger’s Sal. As long as we don’t know where Sal is, an in potential might appear ANYWHERE.

          • Ancestral Hamster
            Ancestral Hamster
            July 3, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

            That should have ended, an Sal in potential might appear ANYWHERE.

  6. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Scurry, sniff,

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      FLINCH.

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

        TREE!

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Yeah, but your behavior in the past is likened to how a cat would interact with someone it doesn’t trust.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Dorothy didn’t reveal her identity as Amazi-Squirrel though, so now Amazi-Catquirrel trusts her, right?

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        July 3, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        -takes off mask-
        “actually, I’m a blue-footed booby! I had everyone fooled!”

        • Daddy
          Daddy
          July 3, 2014 at 4:38 am | #

          You’re pushing it, I think.. You’re one step from writing a Chicken Boo crossover fanfic.. Which would be awesome..

  8. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    July 3, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    And thus, Amazi-girl invites Dorothy to become her sidekick, Amazi-lass!

    • BlueRam
      BlueRam
      July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Amazi-lassie the wonder dog?

      • Tunaro
        Tunaro
        July 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        I thought Lassie already had superpowers.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        What’s wrong Amazi-Lass, did Walky fall down the well again?

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          July 3, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

          Walky? No. Danny? Yes.

  9. Rutee
    Rutee
    July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I think we’d know if she were a tree rat.

  10. LiamAldam
    LiamAldam
    July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Interview time!

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 3, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      Yeah! Looks like AG’s making good on their deal.

  11. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 3, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Okay, my mind has presented me with an irresistible image.

    This with Amazi-Girl as the cat and Dorothy as Sakaki.

    Tell me that isn’t a wonderful thought.

    • Lanval
      Lanval
      July 3, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Honestly, I’d loved to see fan art of Sal as Sakaki getting bitten by the Amazi-cat. Something about it just seems perfect.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        With Riley as Chiyo-chan.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          If Riley’s Chiyo though, who’s Joyce?

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            July 3, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            I suppose if Sal were Sakaki then Joyce could be Kaorin…

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              July 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

              With Mike as Mr Kimura.

            • LimeTH
              LimeTH
              July 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

              And from that logic, Billie would be Kagura.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                July 3, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

                With Billie’s drinking, I see her as more like Yukari-chan.

                • Ancestral Hamster
                  Ancestral Hamster
                  July 3, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

                  And that also implies something about Billie’s driving … and not in a good way.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  July 3, 2014 at 11:11 am | #

                  Well Billie already has at least one DUI. Canon. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/not-directly/

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                July 3, 2014 at 6:50 am | #

                I would think Tomo. With Ruth as Yomi.

                But even without the latter, she’s basically perfect for the job (Except she has some athletic ability, unlike Tomo)

        • LimeTH
          LimeTH
          July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          And Dina as Osaka.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          July 3, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          One thing is certain: Mr. Kimura is definitely Faz.

          • Kiggy
            Kiggy
            July 3, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

            Yup

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        July 3, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

        Amazi-Kamineko then.

    • LimeTH
      LimeTH
      July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Yes, yes, please yes.

    • Stikibunn
      Stikibunn
      July 3, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

      I always thought Robin was Tomo-chan, at least in the alternate universe.

  12. JoeMerl
    JoeMerl
    July 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Squirrel Girl vs. Amazi-Girl—who would win?!

    (Answer: Squirrel Girl, obviously.)

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Obvviously. Poor Amber doesn’t stand a chance.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 3, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Neither did Thanos.

        If Squirrel Girl shows up in the Avengers 2, then we might as well pack up the human race because we will never achieve anything better.

        I’d settle for her getting a nod, like a girl with Doreen who reads Silver Age comics and insists on wearing long skirts like she’s hiding something.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          July 3, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          A girl NAMED Doreen, I meant.

        • caesaria82
          caesaria82
          July 3, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

          Yeah she’s like, in a park somewhere, nannying some kids and reading some comics and then Iron Man flies by or something. Totally into it 😉

        • WeezerLuvr3030
          WeezerLuvr3030
          July 3, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

          Squirrel Girl is a nanny. Unless Tony Stark hires her to care for his illegitimate children, just whose spawn would she be watching? SG would fit a Fantastic 4 movie with the Richards children more. in fact, then we wouldn’t have to fear that hovering robot from the FF cartoon that was shaped like the baby from Eraserhead.

          • Darkflame
            Darkflame
            July 3, 2014 at 8:59 pm | #

            In the comics there was one of those hovering robots around WITH THE AI OF A DOOMBOT.
            Now that was a bad combination.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      July 3, 2014 at 9:59 am | #

      I’m putting my vote on the one that humiliated Dr. Doom once

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        July 3, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

        And MODOK, don’t forget.

        • Darkflame
          Darkflame
          July 3, 2014 at 9:02 pm | #

          Thanos is the best one imho, because the Watcher comes down to confirm it;
          http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jc7deS3R1r65ftxo1_1280.png

          I freaking love Slott as a writer – I REALLY recommend Great Lake Avengers for more of this madness.

          • gwalla
            gwalla
            July 4, 2014 at 7:02 pm | #

            Did you check out Slott’s latest Silver Surfer mini with Mike Allred? Great stuff!

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              July 4, 2014 at 7:05 pm | #

              Oops, n/m I see below that you did

  13. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    … Dorothy, I suggest you take this moment to play Lois Lane, promise not to reveal her secret identity…

    And ask her why she became a superhero and if she doesn’t think therapy might also be a useful option here.

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      July 3, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      But if she went to therapy then she might stop using violence to solve her problems!

      …oh, I see. Good idea!

      • Jerden
        Jerden
        July 3, 2014 at 12:18 pm | #

        And then we wouldn’t have her to entertain us anymore!
        Okay, maybe that’s a bad attitude to have towards mental illness. But come on, violence may not solve problems, but it distracts us from them by creating new problems, which has roughly the same effect.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 3, 2014 at 7:30 am | #

      I hope you are right. I think Dorothy of all people might have a real chance of getting through to the Amber under the mask.

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 3, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    “Is this the part where you fly me through the sky?”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Only after she uses her Xray vision to make sure she doesn’t have lung cancer.

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        Yotomoe
        July 3, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        …right…that’s what she’ll be lookin’ for.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          July 3, 2014 at 4:46 pm | #

          This is Amber we’re talking about, not Daisy.

      • KingMabel
        KingMabel
        July 3, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        Which we all know is a very tedious process. It may take a few minutes… you may want to sit down…

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 3, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      I’m just imagining Dorothy doing the (to me) really weird internal monologue Lois Lane has in the Superman movie when he takes her for a fly.

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        July 3, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

        They’ll do the scene from “Batman (1989)” where Batman asks Vicki Vale how much she weighs.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 3, 2014 at 9:29 am | #

        “Can you read my mind?”

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 3, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

      “Can we do the upside down kissing now? …please?”

  15. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    July 3, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Stop cockblocking Dorothy, Amber.

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Hey, the first time they met she sorta did the opposite.

      I mean, she actually provided the prophylactic. That’s about as far from cockblocking as one can get.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 3, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

      Amber and Walky have never actually interacted, have they?

      I’m curious how such a meeting would turn out.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        July 3, 2014 at 11:12 am | #

        Assuming the chase scene with the Amazi-Girl persona doesn’t count…

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/meet/

        They’ve seen each other a few times before that, but this is first time they speak directly to each other.

        You can search for multiple character tags at once in Dumbing of Age by putting a “+” between names in the URL. (This doesn’t seem to work for Shortpacked, sadly)

      • Anarchy 101
        Anarchy 101
        July 3, 2014 at 5:20 pm | #

        Obviously Walky would mistake Amber for Dorothy and try to have sex with her, and then Amber would beat Walky up.

  16. deathjavu
    deathjavu
    July 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Yes, a thousand times yes.

    I’m not even shipping or anything, I just think this can only be good for Amber, and to a lesser degree Dorothy

  17. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    July 3, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    But is she Squirrel Girl? If she was she’d defeat every damn supervillain and still not get her own movie.
    … I will never stop being bitter about the non-existence of Squirrel Girl in the MCU. YES I KNOW IT WOULD BE SILLY LEAVE ME ALONE.

    Ahem. I just have a lot of feelings about Squirrel-Girl.

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      July 3, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

      Continue being enraged. Squirrel Girl was left out of the new Avengers vs X-Men collectible dice game as well.

      • WeezerLuvr3030
        WeezerLuvr3030
        July 3, 2014 at 3:06 am | #

        The only 2 Marvel heroes worth a damn anymore are Squirrel Girl and Howard the Duck.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 3, 2014 at 8:52 am | #

          And Doop. Can’t forget Doop!

        • gwalla
          gwalla
          July 3, 2014 at 2:50 pm | #

          No way man, Marvel’s actually pretty strong right now. Hawkeye of all people has a good title, She-Hulk’s new book looks pretty good, Silver Surfer just had a really fun 3-issue mini by Dan Slott and Mike Allred(!), Young Avengers just had a good run by the Phonogram team of Gillen & McKelvie…

          Just stay away from the “core” Avengers titles, which are all infected with Epic Crossover bullshititis.

          • Darkflame
            Darkflame
            July 3, 2014 at 9:12 pm | #

            Marvel is doing great right now, and Id second all those comics you said. (although the best She Hulk is still Slotts). Id also add to it Waids run on DareDevil – really hope the tv show of takes cues from that.
            The only disapointment for me has been Fantastic Four – Hickman set the bar too high there and no one is coming close. (either if Allred’s artwork on FF made it a joy)

            However…the current crossover Original Sin has actually been pretty good. After a string of meh crossovers (Fear Itself) or downright bad and character destroying (XMen whatever) its quite a nice concept so far with no one acting too forced for the plot to work. Not reliant on tie-ins either, the concept lends itself to the “tie ins” really just being completely separate standalone storys rather then affecting the main plot in any way.
            [/ comics!]

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 3, 2014 at 9:31 am | #

        Because, any reasonable depiction of Squirrel Girl would break the game.

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        July 3, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

        That’s because she would totally throw off the balance.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

          Squirrel Girl is going to be in an exclusive booster set, limited to 500 pieces only, containing Howard the Duck, Hit Monkey, Speedball’s pet cat Nils, Lockheed, Lockjaw and the Toad!

    • Darkflame
      Darkflame
      July 3, 2014 at 9:15 pm | #

      They will get to her.
      I swear it. Marvels got big plans laid out for the next few decades they will go down their characters fitting them in as it becomes approporate.
      I dought she will ever make a feature, but in some form she will appear.
      I recon as a background character (read baby sitter for someone) with one “surprise” bad ass moment.

      Still, first is She Hulk I think. Phase4 film, or (better) a TV Series – possibly with a DareDevil cameo first.

  18. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    July 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    ‘or some other easily spooked animal’

  19. Googergeiger
    Googergeiger
    July 3, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I am so friend shipping these two.

  20. Khaner
    Khaner
    July 3, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    …I just imagine that being stated in Christian Bale’s Batman voice.

    • Batman
      Batman
      July 3, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

      Trust me, it’s hilarious.

      • Jerden
        Jerden
        July 3, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

        I agree with Batman!

  21. newllend
    newllend
    July 3, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    More like a tiger.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      July 3, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      More like a cougar.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 3, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        She’s about 20 years too young to be a couger.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          July 3, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          My count was 10…

          Is there an age limit on being a cougar?

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 3, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

            I’d say 40+

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 3, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

            I believe cougers are 40-49 years old.

            • EEWWW
              EEWWW
              July 3, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

              Actually, a friend of mine just turned 35, and is technically a cougar since her fiancee turns 27 in November. The did the research and technically, since cougar has *mostly* lost it’s previously negative notation, the only hard and fast rule for a cougar is a woman who hooks up with a man at least 8 years younger than herself. Since Amber is a freshman in college, we can assume 18years old for herself and her cougar/jail bait would be 10. EEWWW

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                July 3, 2014 at 3:35 am | #

                In my day they just called them cradle-robbers.

                • Anarchy 101
                  Anarchy 101
                  July 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm | #

                  I think most of the time cougars are just called milfs, at least among my generation

  22. historyman68
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    July 3, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    I love this page so much. The composition is great: At first, you see from above how Amazi-Girl is seeing Dorothy, then you see the moment of recognition. Panel 3, intimidating shadow (so far, everything is sinister and ominous); then in Panel 4 you get a sort of goofy shrug and talk about cats. Excellent use of tension and release, as well as characters being character, AND advancing the plot significantly. Firing on all four cylinders, here, Willis.

    • WeezerLuvr3030
      WeezerLuvr3030
      July 3, 2014 at 3:04 am | #

      The first 2 panels imply AG’s visual perspective too, so there is a sense of what AG might feel from her vantage point.

    • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
      Thanks, I'll Have Another!
      July 3, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

      You almost never see commenters actually offering useful and substantive input on the artistry of this webcomic for some reason (this might be the goofiest commentariat known to humankind), so I appreciate your thoughts, historyman68.

  23. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    July 3, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    Dorothy can be her Gordon and they both go in halfsies on an Amazi-signal!

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 3, 2014 at 8:54 am | #

      I don’t think either of them could afford an Amazi-signal. College is expensive.

  24. acher4
    acher4
    July 3, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

    Ohhhhh. This is going to be good!

  25. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    July 3, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

    Is it just me or does anybody else want to see a cat dressed up in Amazi-girl costume? :3

    • WeezerLuvr3030
      WeezerLuvr3030
      July 3, 2014 at 3:04 am | #

      And a squirrel in a cat costume.

  26. WeezerLuvr3030
    WeezerLuvr3030
    July 3, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

    This story arc is happening just as the Sailor Moon reboot is about to come out. I want to see Walky in a Tuxedo on one of the rooftops.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 3, 2014 at 11:57 am | #

      Danny as Sailor Mars?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        July 3, 2014 at 4:58 pm | #

        But Mars is the cool one.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      July 3, 2014 at 3:56 pm | #

      Yes, my daughter is so excited about this. Note, she is 23.

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        July 4, 2014 at 5:05 am | #

        I’m surprised, marginally; it wasn’t that big in her childhood, is it? X3

  27. fishamaphone
    fishamaphone
    July 3, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

    Ugh. If I could draw a whit, I’d totally put together a picture of Grace from EGS cosplaying as Amazi-Squirrel.

  28. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 3, 2014 at 4:15 am | #

    Very nice shadow, an ominous feeling, good suspense, and comic relief. Artwork is just plain good.

    I like this. Glad Amazi-girl came decided to talk to her.

  29. AndromedaRage
    AndromedaRage
    July 3, 2014 at 5:29 am | #

    Omg, she makes an appearance as I finish up a few last cosplay details for anime expo. won’t have the puches but meh, i’ll add them in after i get more craft foam.

  30. itachi_0802
    itachi_0802
    July 3, 2014 at 9:06 am | #

    Squirrel Girl!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      July 3, 2014 at 4:03 pm | #

      Thought that would be Grace (EGS) or Scarlet (Sequential Art).

  31. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 3, 2014 at 9:09 am | #

    Was home sick yesterday and saw (more than watched) part of Catwoman. Halle Berry rules, but Catwoman kinda scurries. More like Gollum than a cat. Weird, spooky and some kind of uncanny valley thing.

    • ChaoticNeutral
      ChaoticNeutral
      July 3, 2014 at 2:29 pm | #

      That movie makes me so sad… halle berry kicks ass, but the movie overall sucks, and it could have been so frickin awesome!

  32. Gigafreak
    Gigafreak
    July 3, 2014 at 10:08 am | #

    “…But not for lack of trying. Do YOU see a Super Bell anywhere around here?”

  33. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 3, 2014 at 10:18 am | #

    The president and the vigilante. We meet again.

  34. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    July 3, 2014 at 11:54 am | #

    Lesbians. Just make everyone lesbians.

    • WeezerLuvr3030
      WeezerLuvr3030
      July 3, 2014 at 2:29 pm | #

      Just make EVERYONE lesbians.

      EVERYONE.

  35. Sam
    Sam
    July 3, 2014 at 11:57 am | #

    A very good question: HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE DOROTHY WAS?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 3, 2014 at 12:05 pm | #

      It’s a dorm, there’s pretty much only one entrance. If AG’s looking for Dorothy, and concludes that she’s not in the building, you can pretty much just camp the front door until she shows up. It’s a matter of patience.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 3, 2014 at 1:00 pm | #

      This is just her usual evening standing-looking-dramatic routine.

  36. Just Me
    Just Me
    July 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm | #

    So, if Billie still thinks Amazi-girl is Sal, and Dorothy knows who Amazi-girl really is but swears never to reveal her secret, and both work on the Newspaper, and their editor was a story, does Dorothy allow Billie to write the wrong thing or does she rat Amazi-girl out?

    Same Bat -Time; Same Bat-Channel.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      July 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm | #

      Correction: Same Amazi-time, same Amazi-website!

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      July 3, 2014 at 3:10 pm | #

      I think the newspaper editor would look at Sal’s picture and state that Amazi-girl and Sal look nothing alike. Dorothy might end up saying something along the lines of “I look more like Amazi-girl than Sal does.”

      At which point Billie will come up with the theory that Dorothy is Amazi-girl.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        July 3, 2014 at 4:27 pm | #

        I think the editor would get sidetracked by the lack of chest windows, and that would be the main focus of the story.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      July 3, 2014 at 4:41 pm | #

      Obviously, nobody is going to figure out who Amazi-girl is until Sal catches Billie and Ruth making out. And, even then, nobody’s going to believe any of that.

  37. Tenn
    Tenn
    July 3, 2014 at 1:38 pm | #

    “Can… can I touch you?”
    “I’m not a dog either.”

  38. IronManFan
    IronManFan
    July 3, 2014 at 5:13 pm | #

    anyone else think that the new panel from tomorrow’s strip would make a cool poster w/a slight angle adjustment?

  39. Paul
    Paul
    July 3, 2014 at 8:38 pm | #

    Maybe this is just because I now live, and went to college in, the middle of a major urban area, but… Jeese, Dorothy, consider walking with someone when you take the “abandoned courtyards at night” path.

  40. Mr. Cat
    Mr. Cat
    July 3, 2014 at 10:13 pm | #

    Meow

  41. Vree
    Vree
    July 5, 2014 at 4:18 pm | #

    Nice.

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