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by David M Willis on October 28, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me
└ Tags: ethan, joyce

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    October 28, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “Can’t decide? Why not both?”

    wait no that would be weird

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      also DAMMIT WILLIS

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 28, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Doesn’t that depend on which state you come from?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 28, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      It works in the south. Boy Howdy.

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        October 28, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Fun fact, you can look up incest laws by state. In general, the north is the most lenient about incest, the south is where it’s banned.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 28, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          That’s gotta count as some kind of irony.

          • sps48
            sps48
            October 28, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

            Nah. Being illegal makes things more fun!

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              October 28, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

              How do they know they’re doing something right unless the gubmint doesn’t approve?

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            October 28, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

            Well, you could look at it as the North knows better but in the South they had to actually punish it

        • KevinGriffin3CD
          KevinGriffin3CD
          October 28, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          It was happening enough for them to make laws against it.

        • Adam Black
          Adam Black
          October 28, 2014 at 3:43 am | #

          Not exactly.
          Cousin marriage is legal in most of Dixie, much of the east coast, and a few western states, New mexico and California.

          I assume its illegal in MA because it was never a problem.

          I think most people here just assume its illegal

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 28, 2014 at 8:35 am | #

          No need to pass a law where a crime almost never happens. Statutes on crime are a great way to deduce what crimes happen where. The more complexly worded and loop-holey a statute, the more experience lawmakers have had with a crime.

          • Wait...
            Wait...
            October 28, 2014 at 11:36 am | #

            We’re assuming that lawmakers actually have experience with the things they legislate now? o.O

            • nooB
              nooB
              October 28, 2014 at 2:37 pm | #

              Well, in American law court precedence basically IS law so….
              Then again, I live on another continent, so what do I know

              • Peregrine
                Peregrine
                October 29, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

                Honestly? Probably more than most of us.

          • icepyrox
            icepyrox
            October 28, 2014 at 4:11 pm | #

            so thats why whaling is illegal in Nebraska. got it.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      October 28, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      I was about to say, why not all three? Wait no bad.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        October 28, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        The quote that I don’t remember where it’s from is “both,” otherwise that’s what I would’ve said.

        • J-lee
          J-lee
          October 28, 2014 at 11:38 am | #

          It’s from The Running Man.

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      October 28, 2014 at 4:27 am | #

      And weird is wrong because…

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        October 28, 2014 at 7:40 pm | #

        hey I just said “weird”

        which, uh, means…

        uh

        *side-eyes the door*

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Beginning of the End of this relationship…

    • SUGauthor
      SUGauthor
      October 28, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. I hope they stay in touch.

      • Vic
        Vic
        October 28, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

        well joicy could have found the gender bender ray from the paralel dimension (or wath ever it was my memory is a wreck)

    • Captain Lord Knives
      Captain Lord Knives
      October 28, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

      The end is nigh…

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      October 28, 2014 at 2:45 am | #

      The beginning WAS the end.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        October 28, 2014 at 7:41 pm | #

        the beginning is the end is the beginning

    • Bard
      Bard
      October 28, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

      Thank god.

  3. L33tmaster
    L33tmaster
    October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    damn come on man just be both

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 28, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      You mean a husband and a big brother? KINKY!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 28, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        This sounds like the plot to many hentai’s I’ve viewed.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 28, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          “Onee-SAAAMA!”

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            October 28, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

            Onee-CHANnnnnnnn….

          • Sylvester Crow
            Sylvester Crow
            October 28, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

            You got mixed up onee-sama is big sister. You probably are thinking of “Oniiiii-chaaaan!”

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              October 28, 2014 at 2:39 am | #

              DoH!

              • Greyblood
                Greyblood
                October 28, 2014 at 9:00 pm | #

                DoH? Dumbing of Hentai?

        • SUGauthor
          SUGauthor
          October 28, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          Huh, I guess I’m never reading hentai ever.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 28, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

            Just stick with reading the wholesome ones with the naughty tentacles.

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              October 28, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

              Consentacles can be pretty adorably sweet.

              • Mr. Morningstar
                Mr. Morningstar
                October 28, 2014 at 4:37 am | #

                Dear diary today I heard the term “Consentacles” and I am unsure what to make of it.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  October 28, 2014 at 7:35 am | #

                  Consenual sex with a sapient tentacle monster. It makes so much more sense than dudes, really. Its often quite excellent.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  October 28, 2014 at 9:06 am | #

                  Consentacles reminds me of Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic: Tentacle Monsters & The Women Who Love Them.

                  http://www.ghastlycomic.com/
                  Warning: NSFW

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              October 28, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

              Where there’s tentacles, there’s very rarely any incest. So, yeah.

              • davidbreslin101
                davidbreslin101
                October 28, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

                …unless we’re in Lovecraft territory. People from the Miskatonic region have to put up with jokes about them sleeping with their huge, invisible, tentacled half-brothers.

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            October 28, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

            Like any medium ever, 90% of it is shit but there are some real gems if you can suck it up and root around in the muck for a few minutes.

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            October 28, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

            I saw this awful one where they called each other “sister” and it was VIOLENTLY SUBTITLED to insist THEY WERE NOT ACTUALLY SISTERS

            so I dunno

            • Yotsuyasan
              Yotsuyasan
              October 28, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

              Ah, F3: Frantic, Frustrated, and Female. The insistence of the subtitles that they were not sisters, and that their “landlord” was not their mother, despite them continually referring to each other as such, reached almost Pythonesque levels of absurdity… Especially since these insistent disclaiming subtitles did not appear until the second episode, thus the first episode played these familial relationships completely straight. (Or rather, completely lesbian!)

              Cough… Not that I have ever seen it, of course…

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              October 28, 2014 at 12:00 pm | #

              Just like how schools in hentai are always “colleges” in translation, despite having homerooms, a set start time for all students, students punsihed by having to stand outside, and students cramming for the entrance exam to get into college.

              • pyrophobia
                pyrophobia
                October 28, 2014 at 2:01 pm | #

                On the other hand, given that non-USA countries often call high school ‘college’ and college ‘university’, that could be playing weirdly into the translation, maybe the translators are having that consistency issue instead. (Plus how they take entrance exams for high school in Japan, too.)

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            October 28, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

            Pseudo-Incest is crazy common. Note the lack of the “in hentai” qualifier.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              October 28, 2014 at 1:28 am | #

              Well obviously – you wouldn’t want to accidentally exclude Star Wars, would you?

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                October 28, 2014 at 1:37 am | #

                Star Wars wouldn’t even qualify, really. Pseudo-Incest is basically about finding a technically okay reason why the people who are having sex can say “Daddy”, “Sis,” etc. The most common one is step-, in my experience.

                • davidbreslin101
                  davidbreslin101
                  October 28, 2014 at 10:36 am | #

                  Old songs are full of people calling their S.O. things like “Momma”, “Daddy” or “Baby” and this is considered normal and not hideously disturbing AT ALL.

            • zathael
              zathael
              October 28, 2014 at 4:18 am | #

              A Lannister always pays his debts in bed

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              October 28, 2014 at 8:46 am | #

              There’s also the fact that the Japanese (as well as many hentai fans) seem to find the phrase ‘oni-chan’ cute and sexy, so many hentai producers have cute little girls saying it to people who demonstrably aren’t their big brothers, just to sell copy.

              *ahem* not that I watch that stuff… *blush*

              • begbert2
                begbert2
                October 28, 2014 at 10:55 am | #

                These not-relationships happen in a fair amount of non-hentai anime too.

              • gwalla
                gwalla
                October 28, 2014 at 12:04 pm | #

                Not just hentai. It’s actually fairly common for young kids in Japan to refer to older kids they feel close to as “big brother” or “big sister”.

  4. Khaner
    Khaner
    October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    “A future wife?” Is Joyce turning into Tommy Wieseu?
    “Oh hai Dorothy. haha”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 28, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      “How is your premarital hanky-panky life?”

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 28, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ETHAN.

        • -Sentinel-
          -Sentinel-
          October 28, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

          • ThisIsSoLemons
            ThisIsSoLemons
            October 28, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

            That avatar made that comment so much better

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      October 28, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      Bad. Wrong. Badong, even.

    • Pantheon the Mantheon
      Pantheon the Mantheon
      October 28, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

      I deed not heet her. I DEED NOT!

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        October 28, 2014 at 12:05 pm | #

        Oh hi Danny.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 28, 2014 at 9:34 am | #

      Don’t touch me mother-f-er.

    • laurenh
      laurenh
      October 28, 2014 at 11:08 pm | #

      Everyone betray me, I don’t have a friend in the world….

  5. Khaner
    Khaner
    October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    “A future wife?” Is Joyce turning into Tommy Wieseu?
    “Oh hai Dorothy. haha”

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      October 28, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      “YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, ETHAN!!!”

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        October 28, 2014 at 2:12 am | #

        Wow, deja vu.

        • auo> mous
          auo> mous
          October 28, 2014 at 8:35 am | #

          Can’t read your alt-text on my phone, but you may notice by the timestamps that Totz actually beat Yotomoe to the punch.
          So Totz wins I guess?

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        October 28, 2014 at 12:06 pm | #

        Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

        • pyrophobia
          pyrophobia
          October 28, 2014 at 2:04 pm | #

          That avatar made the comment so much better.

          In other news, if Sara and mike had a jerk contest, I wonder who’d win.

    • Potatamoto
      Potatamoto
      October 28, 2014 at 3:54 pm | #

      Even if you had to edit out the interminable ‘love’ scenes, I would LOVE to see Joyce’s reaction to ‘The Room.’

  6. boomwolf
    boomwolf
    October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Something tells me it won’t be wife.

    • Paul
      Paul
      October 28, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I think that Joyce has figured this out for herself. Their relationship made sense, in a weird self-deluded way, but it couldn’t outlast the delusions.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      October 28, 2014 at 3:37 am | #

      Maybe he’s holding out for husband??

      HEY JOYCE, WANNA JOIN YOUR SIBLING IN AN EXCITING ADVENTURE BUT THE REVERSE

      • Cephalo the Pod
        Cephalo the Pod
        October 28, 2014 at 9:36 am | #

        HEY ADVENTURE, WANNA EXCITE YOUR SIBLING IN A JOINING JOYCE?

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      October 28, 2014 at 9:14 am | #

      Joyce’s best hope is sister-in-law.

  7. burntnorris
    burntnorris
    October 28, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce why.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 28, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      She wants the PMHP and is starting to realise that Ethan won’t be providing her with it.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 28, 2014 at 9:37 am | #

      Well hey at least Joyce is being upfront about what she wants.

  8. Poskie
    Poskie
    October 28, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce, you don’t just go around asking gay boys to marry you…

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      October 28, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

      Well, you can, but it’s likely to turn out poorly as often as not.

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      October 28, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

      Of course there could be a practical reason for a gay student to say yes though.

      Let’s say he was a dependent student whose parents made too much to get financial aid, getting married would put him in the independent category and allow him to qualify for Pell grants, which at close to six grand a year over a four year college education would add up to nearly twenty six thousand he wouldn’t have gotten otherwise, all for signing a marriage contract.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        October 28, 2014 at 3:38 am | #

        YAY THAT SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          October 28, 2014 at 3:41 am | #

          though it’s a thing for, say, Chinese gay/lesbian friends to agree to marry (but secretly keep their same-sex partners) just to get their parents to stop hassling them about marrying… though managing kids is a different matter

        • pyrophobia
          pyrophobia
          October 28, 2014 at 2:10 pm | #

          Next time, on Sanctity of Marriage: Gays Who Marry Straight!

          Next time, on Sanctity of Marriage: Straight, Married, and Childless!

          Next time, on Sanctity of Marriage: “I Married My Cousin!”

      • Inlaa
        Inlaa
        October 28, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

        To think I thought all the kids getting married at the end of High School were nuts when in reality they may have been working the system to get money for college. Hindsight 20/20.

        • Jae
          Jae
          October 28, 2014 at 8:57 am | #

          That’s not why all of us did it, but it was certainly a perk to the timing.

  9. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    October 28, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    So to review: Walky and Dorry are fightin’, Bills an’ Ruth are in a Sexy Lesbian Suicicde Pact, Amber and DANNY are happy, secret datin’, Joyce is having a breakdown and Ethan is massively repressed.
    And it’s still only Monday night.
    This is gonna be a looong ass week, isn’t it?

    • jess
      jess
      October 28, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      prediction: Joyce finds out about Walky and Dorothy fighting, concludes that “See! Premarital sex DOES cause problems!”, and retreats back into her bubble of previously held beliefs for a while.

      Also, don’t forget that Mary saw Billie furtively leave Ruth’s room

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        October 28, 2014 at 2:47 am | #

        I could see that.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      October 28, 2014 at 3:50 am | #

      longer if Blaine gets out if the Hospital

      • pyrophobia
        pyrophobia
        October 28, 2014 at 2:11 pm | #

        OH GOD
        I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 28, 2014 at 8:58 am | #

      Mike: Hello, roomie! How was your day?
      Walky: Well, Dorothy told me she loved me, and I told her I loved her, too. Now we’re both angry and miserable.
      Mike: Good thing I started drinking early!

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 28, 2014 at 9:41 am | #

      It’s always a long-ass week.

    • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      October 28, 2014 at 3:24 pm | #

      Hey, DanBer isn’t completely sacred, either. Ethan and Danny have some sort of hots for each other.

  10. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    October 28, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Sarah’s warming up an I-Told-You-So, surely. Tossing it in a crockpot. Low and slow, that’s the best way to get that lip-smacking good flavor.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      October 28, 2014 at 7:53 am | #

      I miss Sarah! Also, I thought it was so sweet yesterday when Joyce predicted that Sarah and Jacob will end up together, despite Sarah’s inability to believe in her own loveableness. I hope so, and I hope Joyce knows she’s loveable, too.

      • chris73
        chris73
        October 28, 2014 at 6:11 pm | #

        Great for Sarah sure but whats in it for Jacob?

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          October 28, 2014 at 8:46 pm | #

          Not getting unalived by Sarah, or just maybe Joyce?
          …
          …
          Oh, wait, I think I said that backwards.

  11. liahansen
    liahansen
    October 28, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Maybe I’ve just been spoiled by Billie/Ruth, Walky/Sal, Sarah/everyone, but these guys drama seems incredibly subdued.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      October 28, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Chill, chill, it’s like shakin’ a bottle a’ Coke. Just gotta wait for the pressure to build to max and burst the top.

    • Dean
      Dean
      October 28, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      A volcano seems subdued as well. Until it isn’t.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      October 28, 2014 at 7:54 am | #

      You misspelled “repressed.”

    • dreadedseamonster
      dreadedseamonster
      October 28, 2014 at 9:38 am | #

      It’s pretty extreme in its own way. A lot of their issues are things that are directed towards themselves, like Joyce’s issues with her own sexual desires and Ethan’s fear that he’ll never be “normal.” But until they resolve those things neither of them will be able to have healthy relationships. They’re never going to result in sexy suicide pacts, but they will result in a lot of sad feelings.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 28, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

      I’m holding out on Sarah’s prediction back in page 16 of Book 3 Chapter 3.

      “If anybody else finds out you’re doing this, they will not stand for it. You will lose them. You willespecially lose Dorothy.”

      Sure, these two won’t rattle each other like other pairs, but the outside workd won’t take kindly to it.

      • liahansen
        liahansen
        October 28, 2014 at 7:53 pm | #

        oh riiiiight, I hadn’t thought about that

  12. newllend
    newllend
    October 28, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    And there it is the truth surface’s and he backs down

  13. Brigid Keely
    Brigid Keely
    October 28, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    “See? you can have what Dorothy has: a guy who throws around the word “love” because that’s what you do to level up the relationship.”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 28, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      But damn if we aren’t charming.

    • mschmidt62
      mschmidt62
      October 28, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I think you have something there.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      October 28, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

      Except Walky threw it out specifically to derail the leveling up that Dorothy had been trying to engage in.

  14. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 28, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I love you as a beard. You’re a really nice beard. Don’t have to shave you or nuthin’.

    • Dean
      Dean
      October 28, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Now I’m picturing a bald Joyce. Thanks for making it weird.

      • chris73
        chris73
        October 28, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Now I’m thinking of a bald Joyce as well but probably in a different light

      • Yotsuyasan
        Yotsuyasan
        October 28, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

        Well, I suppose dating Ethan is a way of having her oath of celibacy on record, so the bald look could work with that! (Now to time how long it takes someone to get the reference…)

        • NotPiffany
          NotPiffany
          October 28, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

          Man, I hope she doesn’t do that. Willis would have to start putting in a lot of filler to dilute the plot to the point that it matched Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

          (Which would probably have been a decent episode, but oh my stars, it made a terrible movie.)

      • Inlaa
        Inlaa
        October 28, 2014 at 8:14 am | #

        …Bald women can be super hot, guys. Guys, I serious. Guys?

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          October 28, 2014 at 6:02 pm | #

          Well, Sigourney Weaver has never been hotter than in Alien 3.

          And I actually typed that entire sentence before realizing that it doubles as a horrifying pun. o_o

        • TFC
          TFC
          October 29, 2014 at 3:32 pm | #

          Sorry, lack of experience.

  15. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    October 28, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Well I think she’ll be fine now. And as for those choices if I were dating her. It’d be whichever she wants.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      October 28, 2014 at 5:21 am | #

      But she doesn’t want to want what she wants! Why do you have to go and corrupt her? What would Becky say?

      • Emperor Kiva
        Emperor Kiva
        October 28, 2014 at 7:16 am | #

        Only you would say that.

      • Emperor Kiva
        Emperor Kiva
        October 28, 2014 at 7:18 am | #

        And I don’t care what Becky says. Screw Becky

  16. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    October 28, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    God I hope this is the beginning of the end for this relationship.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 28, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Me too.

      • Sylvester Crow
        Sylvester Crow
        October 28, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

        Yeah! Let us sail the Ethan/Danny ship!

        • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          October 28, 2014 at 3:29 pm | #

          Aw HELL yeah. Pull the main-halyard and connect the blocks! It’s about to sail!

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          October 28, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

          The Dethany?

          • Emperor Kiva
            Emperor Kiva
            October 28, 2014 at 8:06 pm | #

            That sounds like a rejected album title by Dethklok

    • Annamal
      Annamal
      October 28, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      I hope this is the beginning of the end of their *romantic* relationship.

      They make such wonderful friends and they can compare notes on parental nastiness.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        October 28, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

        And prenatal nastiness, which is how I read that at first.

    • OnnaStik
      OnnaStik
      October 28, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

      The beginning of the relationship was the beginning of the end for this relationship.

      • CrazyJ
        CrazyJ
        October 28, 2014 at 4:56 am | #

        Perhaps the beginning is the end is the beginning for this relationship. Maybe that’s where Batman fits into all of this.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      October 28, 2014 at 9:21 am | #

      Relationships are facing facts this arc. Dorothy and Walky have to decide whether it is just for fun. Joyce and Ethan will have to settle for best gay friend. Ruth and Billie need to remove suicidal from the relationship. Because none of these are ready to go the distance until they do.

      • pyrophobia
        pyrophobia
        October 28, 2014 at 2:20 pm | #

        And Amber and Danny have to face facts about the whole Amazi-Girl thing, each in their own way.

  17. Hannah
    Hannah
    October 28, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh good, I was waiting for this relationship to hit the rocks. They may have had the right to choose to be with each other if they wanted, but that doesn’t change the fact that it was just a really bad idea right from the start.

    Farewell, EthanxJoyce, you should never have been a thing in the first place. :l

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      October 28, 2014 at 3:57 am | #

      I think its just started showing its potential;

      I dont want it to end prematurely. I don’t want to drag it out for its own sake, only because it could be therapeutic for both charcters

  18. ChocolateRat
    ChocolateRat
    October 28, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Poor everyone. Hugs? I wonder who would be better for helping Joyce right now, if anyone. Maybe her sister could since she’s likely been through some similar thoughts.

  19. chris73
    chris73
    October 28, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Well done Joyce for asking the question you don’t want the answer to but asking it anyway

    • newllend
      newllend
      October 28, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      More like that question she’s neglected to ask for a while.

      • chris73
        chris73
        October 28, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        I don’t know I mean how long has she really known hes gay? Less then two weeks I’m guessing so shes doing well given her background I’m guessing…

        • Catullus
          Catullus
          October 28, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          It’s been about 8.5 days

        • NotPiffany
          NotPiffany
          October 28, 2014 at 8:51 am | #

          Hasn’t she known he’s gay for the entire length of the (theoretically romantic) relationship?

          • lipstick_suckerpunch
            lipstick_suckerpunch
            October 28, 2014 at 11:20 am | #

            That’s what I thought too.

  20. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    October 28, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Dailybrad, I don’t think Sarah is like that. She does not revel in turning the screw in people she cares for or ones she doesn’t actually.
    Sarah is a realist. She tells it like she see’s it without sweetening it up.
    More like:
    “Joyce, you’re an idiot, you know this is wrong for you and I’m sorry you’re hurt but, damn girl, you gotta move on’

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      October 28, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      I was mostly teasing. Sarah does care about Joyce quite a bit, basically her little sister of sorts, but she still told her from day one this was a shitty idea for both parties. She has admitted she has some “I told you so” in her, but that the time she really wanted to do it, the gravity of the situation was far too grave for it, with the drugging incident.

  21. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 28, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Could it be? Is the break up finally here?

    • newllend
      newllend
      October 28, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Keep you fingers and don’t stop believing, its almost over

    • Morty
      Morty
      October 28, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      Not yet, I think. This seems like a precursor to the actual decline of the relationship. Probably there’s going to be another steamy situation with Danny at some point in the future that’s going to cause 1) Danny to critically re-examine his sexuality, and 2) cause Ethan to finally admit to himself that it’s just not healthy for him to try to force himself into a heterosexual relationship.
      Or alternately, it’ll cause Joyce (and Amber?) to talk him through the fact that its not fair to him or the women he’d be with to keep up the pretense

      We’re definitely closer to the end than the beginning though

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      October 28, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

      I dunno. I feel like the slingshot hasn’t pulled back far enough yet for the maximum amount of stinging pain.

      Ethan really ought to talk to somebody about what he’s doing and feeling. And his only possible confidant is Danny. This is my horrible, monstrous hope.

  22. KevinGriffin3CD
    KevinGriffin3CD
    October 28, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    The left side of your computer screen is filthy.

    • Yu'Karaya
      Yu'Karaya
      October 28, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

      With that avatar and that smudge right in front of her face, that was perfect for me.

    • Mr. Morningstar
      Mr. Morningstar
      October 28, 2014 at 4:32 am | #

      mine actually IS filthy.

      I should probably clean it.

  23. Jacob Newburn
    Jacob Newburn
    October 28, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    And this is the part of the story where everything goes downhill and everyone screams “DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!!!” isn’t it? ‘Cause I’ll be legitimately surprised if it takes a turn for the better… Maybe Ruth and Billie get together and Marry only wants to throw them a big ‘ol Ice Cream party with a petting zoo and laser tag… Maybe Walky and Dorothy will realize the power of love through an 80’s power ballad… Maybe Joyce will find a nice boyfriend and not have her heart crushed… Maybe Ethan will find a nice boyfriend also… Maybe just this once… Just this once, everybody is happy… goddammit…

    • Pantheon the Mantheon
      Pantheon the Mantheon
      October 28, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      Don’t you see Rose? Just this once, nobody had to die!

    • Mass Confusion
      Mass Confusion
      October 28, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

      Yeah, and maybe Mike will stop being an asshole!

      • Adam Black
        Adam Black
        October 28, 2014 at 4:00 am | #

        thats the easiest part to fix

      • sanddorn
        sanddorn
        October 28, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

        Poor Mickey, not even his name’s right.

  24. Yu'Karaya
    Yu'Karaya
    October 28, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    I want to be mad at Joyce for fueling the gay denial in Ethan and want to say she had it coming for trying to start a doomed relationship with someone who couldn’t be romantically attracted to her, but I can feel the hurt in loving someone who just isn’t into your gender.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      October 28, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

      They’re not bad people, just… deeply flawed. But they’re working on it, Joyce particularly.

      Ethan owes it to himself to be trying a fuckload of a lot harder than he is, though.

    • Mr. Morningstar
      Mr. Morningstar
      October 28, 2014 at 4:30 am | #

      to be fair tho ethan DID agree to the relationship knowing full well he is not and will not be attracted to her. And essentially is just stringing her along, for a beard, to keep his parents happy.

      They are both being stupid but you cant help but feel sorry for both there situations.

      • Yu'Karaya
        Yu'Karaya
        October 28, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

        Yeah, you’re right, Ethan is kinda at fault for this two. So they’re both just using each other and nobody is gonna be happy in the end =/

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 28, 2014 at 11:48 pm | #

          I mean, at the end of the day, it’s not really a romance. They are basically in this relationship because they want some companionship but can’t handle a romantic relationship right now, for various reasons. One major reason Joyce is unhappy right now is because she is lonely. Ending this relationship wont make her any happier “in the end” until the other issues are sorted out.

  25. GoSpeedRumpist
    GoSpeedRumpist
    October 28, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    And suddenly Joyce is starting to realize the implications of dating a gay guy.

  26. Lanval
    Lanval
    October 28, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    Lil’ Sister in Law if all goes well for Ethan. I’mjussaying.

    • auo> mous
      auo> mous
      October 28, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

      The only sibling we’ve met is Jocelyne. I don’t think Ethan wants to date another girl, even a male-bodied one.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        October 28, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

        To be fair, we were never given room to see Ethan really process that revelation, like, “…yeah, but I’d still hit that.” (or not?)

  27. Dave
    Dave
    October 28, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

    Good job, Ethan. >_<

  28. Leorale
    Leorale
    October 28, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

    Man. Joyce was raised to only see within a particular worldview, but then she has these highly perceptive moments, and it’s tough. DYW.

    • Dorje Sylas
      Dorje Sylas
      October 28, 2014 at 3:18 pm | #

      That’s the problem with legitimately smart people. They start connecting logic dots as new information comes along. Its so very hard to keep them mindlessly leashed to dogmatic ideals once out of a hermetically sealed echo chamber.

      What’s truely horrible is that they don’t get equipped with the tools to properly handle that input. The most important skill is learning how to learn. The methods and process of finding, evaluating, and integrating new information against what you already know. Without practice early you can end up in a cascade of questioning everything you’ve ever known because so much is in conflict with what you’re experiencing.

  29. Neonix
    Neonix
    October 28, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

    We know what that means. Don’t say “we can still be friends” either, because we know what that means too, Ethan.

  30. Em
    Em
    October 28, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

    Good girl Joyce. Glad you’re actually thinking now. Alright, so what you gotta do now it break it off with Ethan and encourage him to be who he was meant to be.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      October 28, 2014 at 6:34 am | #

      A nerdy Transformers fan-boy.

      • Em
        Em
        October 28, 2014 at 12:34 pm | #

        Yes

  31. NF
    NF
    October 28, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    The feels. All of the feels!

  32. Bob
    Bob
    October 28, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

    Out of all the Dumbing characters, Joyce is the one I’m least fond of.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      October 28, 2014 at 3:47 am | #

      WHAT, HOW CAN YOU LIKE BLAINE MORE

      OR FAZ OR MARY EVEN

    • dreadedseamonster
      dreadedseamonster
      October 28, 2014 at 9:49 am | #

      I just feel really bad for her. I’ve seen people who grew up as sheltered as she is, and it’s really tough for them to process the world around them.

      • Bob
        Bob
        October 29, 2014 at 3:57 am | #

        I’ve had friends who have lived as sheltered a life as Joyce has been shown having, yet they are more understanding in the world. Way I see Joyce is like a brainwashed cult member rather then just a devoted Christian. To me she isn’t even trying to process a world outside the blind faith she has been raised in.

  33. David
    David
    October 28, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

    I don’t see she has to “break it off” with Ethan or whatever. I think she is doing pretty well, actually. She just has to figure out “its” place. It’s sort of disappointing that Ethan decides to run rather than help with that. But then it’s also sort of defining the limits of what she can expect of Ethan. I think he could do better than that in the “friend” department. Heck, even in the “big brother” department.

    • Henry
      Henry
      October 28, 2014 at 2:02 pm | #

      I thought he was running because he thinks Joyce guessed that he was attracted to her “brother”, and he’s worried he might accidentally spill Jocelyne’s secret to Joyce if he starts trying to explain why he’s not going to leave her for her “brother.”

  34. Malchus
    Malchus
    October 28, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

    Neither of the above! You’re an adorable YouTube hamster, Joyce, and bibles are your tiny burritos.

    • pyrophobia
      pyrophobia
      October 28, 2014 at 2:26 pm | #

      Parry Gripp? 😀

  35. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    October 28, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

    I got really mad at Ethan in panel three for a moment. Promising Joyce the same “as Dorothy” sounded an awful lot like clinging to their stupid charade. Luckily, Joyce called him out for it immadiately.

  36. datkgloomie
    datkgloomie
    October 28, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

    Whoa Ethan, are you a Pokemon? ‘Cause you just got BURNED!

    (yes, I choose to quip insyead of focusing on drama or potential thereof)

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 28, 2014 at 10:15 am | #

      PARALYZED with fear!
      This relationship is POISONED. FROZEN in it’s tracks!
      SLEEP!

      • cesium133
        cesium133
        October 28, 2014 at 1:42 pm | #

        JOYCE woke up!
        JOYCE used DRAMA!
        It’s super-effective!

  37. TheZachariah
    TheZachariah
    October 28, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

    Man, Ethan is just Danning it up all over the place. He’s starting to out-Dan Danny. Heck, he’s even Danning it up with Danny.

    • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      October 28, 2014 at 3:32 pm | #

      What happened between Ethan and Danny wasn’t Danning-ish at all. It was perfect.

      • Slinx
        Slinx
        October 28, 2014 at 11:37 pm | #

        Right up until the end when they both Danned things up a bunch. I like your name, by the way.

        • TheZachariah
          TheZachariah
          October 29, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

          Yeah, the part at the end was the Danning, where Ethan found the deepest closet he could and hid beneath some big ‘ol woolen coats, that would be what I was referring to.

  38. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    October 28, 2014 at 2:26 am | #

    Oh, gods, I want to hug them both so bad right now.

  39. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    October 28, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

    oh, Ethan; so close!

    This could have gone a lot worse. I was expecting her to say I love your first, romantically; ,and Joyce’s drama-hurricane factor to go way up, maybe up to 3, maybe all the way up to Billieforce.

    This could have been a Damn-You-Willis moment of epic proportions.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      October 28, 2014 at 2:39 am | #

      that should say ‘i was expecting Joyce to say “i love you” romantically FIRST —thus putting Ethan in a bind, and setting us for courses under water

      His save wasnt bad. But it wasnt great. It was an inoculation , not a cure

  40. Whittier
    Whittier
    October 28, 2014 at 2:39 am | #

    Gosh, I know so many couples who endured the heartbreak of entering into just such marriages. I feel for both the Joyces and the Ethans in the world.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      October 28, 2014 at 7:34 am | #

      Marriages where one loved the other as a friend or sibling, but not romantically. Damn, I didn’t consider that notion. It’s existentially shattering.

  41. Ikaru
    Ikaru
    October 28, 2014 at 2:49 am | #

    Damn you Wills! *shakes fist*

  42. madock345
    madock345
    October 28, 2014 at 3:00 am | #

    The number of DYWes going around lately have made me remember something you might find interesting: Almost all fatal brain aneurysms occur in the part of the brain called the “Circle of Willis”

    This has lead me to conclude that you are actually trying to murder us all by inducing such a level of DYW that fatal brain aneurysms occur.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      October 28, 2014 at 3:50 am | #

      D=

      *MIND BLOWN*

      • Mr. Morningstar
        Mr. Morningstar
        October 28, 2014 at 4:28 am | #

        Dammit there goes another one.

  43. Lulu
    Lulu
    October 28, 2014 at 3:10 am | #

    Who else wants to see Joyce pester Billie for a while and try to get relationship advice from her asking all the time about her boyfriend?
    I just need some laugh after seeing this page.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 28, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

      Get Dina in here, stat!

      • TheZachariah
        TheZachariah
        October 29, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

        She’s probably already there.

  44. Orangey
    Orangey
    October 28, 2014 at 3:17 am | #

    Kind of an unfair thing to say there Ethan. You both know that Joyce can’t have the same thing with you that Dorothy and Walky can have, and I’m glad Joyce brought him up on it. Hopefully this relationship can end soon!

  45. Kevin
    Kevin
    October 28, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

    I love you like a man loves a children’s cartoon

    • winter
      winter
      November 12, 2014 at 2:14 pm | #

      I don’t think you know how much some men (and women) love children’s cartoons.

  46. Orangey
    Orangey
    October 28, 2014 at 3:24 am | #

    Ethan’s character is interesting though, Joyce has always been a lot stronger than Ethan was. When Joyce entered this relationship, she did it because she thought she could help him and help herself with their own ‘bad urges’, whereas Ethan did it because woo free beard.

    And now when Joyce starts to realise maybe this is never going to work and starts doubting herself, instead of really talking it out, Ethan runs away. I like Ethan, I think he’s a nice guy and he’s been supportive of Joyce when she needs him, but he doesn’t have that courage that Joyce has. Which is even something he brings up! I don’t know, it’s just interesting to see how different these two are.

    I mean he’s taking an easy way out here by trying to make her feel better by saying he loves her too, but it’s still not addressing the problems Joyce has. but bla bla bla interesting characters are good /ramble

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      October 28, 2014 at 5:52 am | #

      Agreed. Joyce is secretly very strong, especially emotionally, whereas Ethan is like Chik-Fil-A. Bawk, bawk, bawk.

      I don’t think Ethan’s in it solely for the beard, though, I think he also likes being close to people and taking care of them, which he can’t do for Amber right now. And they’re both afraid of being alone.

      This whole comic series is, basically, let’s set up a bunch of very distinct people and watch ’em bounce off of each other in interesting ways. It is my favourite.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        October 28, 2014 at 8:46 am | #

        Yeah, I think Ethan’s definitely getting the caring and looking out for someone bit out of this that he wants, he’s just not ready to admit yet that he wants a boyfriend, too.

        Also, distinct lack of available males. There’s that too.

        • chisci
          chisci
          October 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm | #

          basically he really tries to care for people but has no damn clue how to take care of himself, and that makes him not know either how to take care of other people, or something

  47. Anywhere
    Anywhere
    October 28, 2014 at 3:41 am | #

    best frustrated queer-platonic couple in comics

  48. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    October 28, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

    I told you. I TOLD you this relationship could only end in tears.

    • Lulu
      Lulu
      October 28, 2014 at 5:18 am | #

      Every relationship ever ends in tears one way or another.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        October 28, 2014 at 5:42 am | #

        Unless you sorta just lose touch over time. Or if you die simultaneously. Happily ever after!

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        October 28, 2014 at 11:19 am | #

        Yeap — there are no happy endings.

  49. Zero2Kate
    Zero2Kate
    October 28, 2014 at 4:45 am | #

    Oh shit.

    She saw right through that gaze at Joshua, huh.

    • TJ Baltimore
      TJ Baltimore
      October 28, 2014 at 8:13 pm | #

      That is how I interpreted the last of Joyce’s options, although of course you mean Jocelyne, not Joshua.

  50. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    October 28, 2014 at 6:38 am | #

    Sis-zoned! Also, cis-zoned!

    • pyrophobia
      pyrophobia
      October 28, 2014 at 6:40 pm | #

      +1

  51. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    October 28, 2014 at 7:31 am | #

    Good on Joyce to pull the figurative trigger. The wait’s so excruciating.

  52. Phlebas
    Phlebas
    October 28, 2014 at 7:43 am | #

    Joyce and Ethan both have issues coming to terms with being friends of Dorothy?
    THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      October 28, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

      Ah, Dorothy’s name. Truly the gift that keeps on giving.

  53. hof1991
    hof1991
    October 28, 2014 at 9:28 am | #

    I know that DYW plans things out a loooooooooong way in advance, but did he plan for all the Friends of Dorothy jokes?

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      October 28, 2014 at 6:58 pm | #

      Didn’t he start them?

  54. wattheheck
    wattheheck
    October 28, 2014 at 9:38 am | #

    These people have known each other for a month. ONE MONTH. And yet they’re all talking about how they love each other. That’s crazy fast even for hormonal teenagers or at-college-to-get-an-MRS. These people should be applying the brakes big-time when someone they’ve known for a few weeks claims to love them. Because that’s a Crazy Person Indicator.

    (If you want character development, go ahead and timejump forward. We don’t have to spend three months on every single day of their academic lives.)

    • Killjoy
      Killjoy
      October 28, 2014 at 11:21 am | #

      Technically true, but I think there has to be some allowance made for the time-stretched format of a comic.

    • pyrophobia
      pyrophobia
      October 28, 2014 at 11:18 pm | #

      I thought the point was that they’re all crazy…
      Or at least being driven crazy by their unsorted baggage.

  55. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    October 28, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

    Aw man, too early to be feeling things.

  56. NaYa
    NaYa
    October 28, 2014 at 12:03 pm | #

    To be fair, even if he was hetero, if you ask “future wife?” to a college freshman he might run off…

    • Sam
      Sam
      October 28, 2014 at 6:19 pm | #

      Hahahah…true.

  57. Slinx
    Slinx
    October 28, 2014 at 1:46 pm | #

    Ethan, noooooooo. Stop saying what you think she wants to hear and say something that actually makes sensssssssse.

  58. chris73
    chris73
    October 28, 2014 at 6:03 pm | #

    Ethan you dropped the ball big time in panel 3 unless you really don’t know what the hell Joyce actually wants

  59. zmm
    zmm
    October 28, 2014 at 7:02 pm | #

    ya’kno what.

    Joyce is pretty aware of how things are at least considering she felt the need to ask those 3 specific choices..

    • chris73
      chris73
      October 28, 2014 at 7:05 pm | #

      Do you think the last question was a reference to her brother or just as how Ethan sees her?

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        October 28, 2014 at 11:02 pm | #

        Y’ mean her Sister?

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 28, 2014 at 11:27 pm | #

          I took it as a reference to her relationship with Sarah.

  60. Darnel
    Darnel
    October 28, 2014 at 9:10 pm | #

    Good thing he’s “good”.

  61. DA Amron
    DA Amron
    October 29, 2014 at 3:43 am | #

    Damn Joyce,
    I know its in her nature, but damn, why do i have the feeling that this Joyce is going to end up being hurt worse in the long run than the alien-fighting rebel who came to her senses eventually?

  62. Betty_Smith
    Betty_Smith
    October 29, 2014 at 6:52 am | #

    Weaving the confusion in love… well this is interesting and typical! Typical because with men, we can predict such behavior 🙂 My deepest regards with Joyce..I can see what will happen with her. BTW, Thanks for sharing this awesome webcomic!

  63. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    October 30, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

    For a second there I was confused as to what Dorothy was trying to say.
    I got that she’s asking if he likes her as a wife or a friend or a sister, but I initially thought she was actually saying HE was “wife” or “sister” material because she thought he was girly or whatever. I was like DAMN, girl, that’s cold. @_@

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