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May 12, 2026

Laundry

by David M Willis on November 5, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me
└ Tags: becky, jennifer, joyce

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 5, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    the Queen of the Drunks, and the Queen of the Fundies

    • sps48
      sps48
      November 5, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Is there a Queen of Sex?

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        I’d say Roz, but the Queen of ‘xx’ always seems to be the opposite of ‘xx’, soo… Dina?

        • EvilPenguin
          EvilPenguin
          November 5, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          nah, dina is probably a freak in the sheets

          I vote Joe

          • Insanenoodlyguy
            Insanenoodlyguy
            November 5, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

            Joe is very good at sex, but he does not into dinosaurs. Dina stands uncontested. Joe is maybe, the Baron of Sex under her glorious Reign.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              November 5, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

              The SEXTON of Sex, surely??!

              • jpic89
                jpic89
                November 5, 2014 at 9:19 am | #

                Your knowledge of obscure terminology is impressive.

          • Seth
            Seth
            November 5, 2014 at 2:20 am | #

            I could have sworn Dina was canonically ace, but maybe I hallucinated that. I can’t find a reference for it.

            • barefootbiker
              barefootbiker
              November 5, 2014 at 2:41 am | #

              I don’t think she is, at least not here (yet) or in It’s Walky!. While she’s not exactly a sex-fiend there, she shows some signs of attraction, which, while not explicitly sexual, are also not explicitly asexual.

              Then again, It’s Walky! was never all that complex in its discussions of sexuality. Willis may have other plans for DoA.

        • auo> mous
          auo> mous
          November 5, 2014 at 1:28 am | #

          Joyce? An untapped potential of infinite orgasm?

          • Poskie
            Poskie
            November 5, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

            An unfapped potential.

            • auo> mous
              auo> mous
              November 5, 2014 at 2:26 pm | #

              *bows*

          • StClair
            StClair
            November 5, 2014 at 6:09 am | #

            Large enough to contain a billion dicks, at least.

      • Packy
        Packy
        November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Hello, Roz? I thought that would be obvious.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          November 5, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

          Hence her mighty condom crown.

    • Hannah
      Hannah
      November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Queen of the Funkies?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 5, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Don’t forget The Queen of the Triangular Smile.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 5, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        :▶

        • nothri
          nothri
          November 5, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

          +1

        • liahansen
          liahansen
          November 5, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          reigning with her wise and sexy king:
          /|
          ^▶
          \|

          • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
            Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
            November 5, 2014 at 1:08 pm | #

            N-no…

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 5, 2014 at 8:27 am | #

      To me, ‘fundies’ is short for ‘fun undies’, or ‘funderwear’. So, ‘Queen of Fundies’ means the same as ‘Queen of Sexy Underwear’.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        November 5, 2014 at 6:41 pm | #

        you asked for it

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 6, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

          I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is but DAMN, that woman can dress well. That is a fantastic outfit and now I want it.

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            November 6, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

            –Except minus, you know, the fundies.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 6, 2014 at 7:44 pm | #

          IT IS EVERYTHING I NEVER KNEW I WANTED

  2. sps48
    sps48
    November 5, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Leaving a legacy is GREAT!!

  3. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    November 5, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Damn Joyce

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      November 5, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

      The White Knight has turned?

      • Emperor Kiva
        Emperor Kiva
        November 5, 2014 at 4:16 am | #

        No I was just sayin’ it like daaaaamn girl

        • tinfoil theory
          tinfoil theory
          November 6, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

          Oh. Okay. You had me worried there.

  4. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    November 5, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Becky, do not go to the ‘sex things with strangers’ church. It isn’t as fun as it sounds. Separation of sex and church.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Becky is looking less and less and less like the most conservative Christian girl in the story next to Joyce, and in this comic, I’m not entirely sure she’s not coming in third.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 5, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        Yeah, she seems a little more open minded than her counterpart.

        Wonder what HER college experience has been like so far.

        • The_Master
          The_Master
          November 5, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

          Doctor… do you hear them? The sound of drums. . . . . . . .

          In other news I have money down that she’s afoot to come out or something wild.

          • Dorje Sylas
            Dorje Sylas
            November 5, 2014 at 12:34 pm | #

            Which is Gravatar perfect becasue if Becky and Sal were to compare notes on religious stricture dodging, Becky’s likely to fan girl on Sal harder than Joyce has.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        November 5, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

        Just what did their Pasor mean with “best socialized”?

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 5, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

          That Joyce was best prepared for contact with the outside world. Now, it could be that Becky has simply ‘snapped’ (as in, ‘eventually snap and suck a billion dicks’) earlier than Joyce. People can change quickly after they ‘snap’.

          • Itama
            Itama
            November 5, 2014 at 1:55 pm | #

            or that she was the most brainwashed of her study, and least likely to become a liberaldemonslutwhore.

      • barefootbiker
        barefootbiker
        November 5, 2014 at 2:42 am | #

        Don’t forget Mary! I would say she’s probably more conservative than either of them, though maybe not more Christian in the “love-thy-neighbor” sense.

        • Mary
          Mary
          November 5, 2014 at 8:40 pm | #

          Of course Mary is the Most conservative! She’s the only true Christian and all around good person in this slutty College!

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      November 5, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Personally, I enjoy combining church and sex. What better way to commune with the gods?

      • captainswift
        captainswift
        November 5, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Depends on which gods. Bastet and Dionysus? Sure. Athena and Artemis? Probably get you turned into a gorgon or a tree or something.

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          November 5, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

          Probably something ironic. Vengeful gods love irony.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          November 5, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

          That depends on who initiated the sex for those two. If they did then prepare to have a closed casket funeral because they will never be able to get the smile off your face. For it is written that those to whom they lend their favor will spend eternity in the Elysian Fields.

        • David Alexander McDonald
          David Alexander McDonald
          November 5, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

          Hathor and, well, *anyone*.

        • TheZachariah
          TheZachariah
          November 5, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

          Or a pillar of salt. Not saying which god.

      • Questionor
        Questionor
        November 5, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

        That’s all we need, another Jesus.

        • Dorje Sylas
          Dorje Sylas
          November 5, 2014 at 12:40 pm | #

          That would be another Christ. God babies tend to get labeled as prophets or Messiahs.

    • oldFart
      oldFart
      November 6, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

      A guy in Bangkok tried to get me to do sex things with him at a temple. I denied him.

  5. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 5, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    “I’d have rather been introduced as the chick with the nice rack. Or that Super Cool Former Cheerleader. That girl with Hips and Legs for days? Where’s the love, Joyce?”

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      November 5, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Okay someone please explain the phrase “legs for days” to me because I think the implication is that the legs are really long but the use of measurements of time rather than length is throwing me. Is that incongruity on purpose? Is it one of those “I’m gonna punch you into next week” things?

      • DeadlyCreampuff
        DeadlyCreampuff
        November 5, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        Probably helps if you think of a pinup on a calendar.

        Doing that may also have other consequences, my apologies(tsk who am I kidding, go for it)

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          November 5, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

          Thanks for the permission but that’s not gonna be an issue for me.

          • DeadlyCreampuff
            DeadlyCreampuff
            November 5, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

            You don’t like planning birthday parties when you see they are coming up?

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              November 5, 2014 at 10:50 am | #

              Not if he (and a friend) are supposed to be the ones initiating the birthday’s circumstances, apparently.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 5, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

        It’s probably a variation on the saying “As the day is long” Like using a day to measure something physical is more of an idiom or a metaphor.

      • John
        John
        November 5, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        When you start measuring distances in time, you have travel. And those legs are the kind that people who are into ladies like to travel. They lead to nice destinations.

        My Billie grav probably makes this seem really narcissistic.

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          November 5, 2014 at 9:48 am | #

          So, totally in character (at least when talking about legs and/or bust).

      • Questionor
        Questionor
        November 5, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=for%20days

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          November 5, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

          Thus, she will never find herself waking up one day having run out of leg.

      • barefootbiker
        barefootbiker
        November 5, 2014 at 2:44 am | #

        I like to think of it in the same way we use light-years and light-seconds for distance.

        Alternately, you can go the George Lucas route and just substitute distance and time measurements for each other willy-nilly. *grumbles incoherently about parsecs*

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      November 5, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

      I’m all for endorsing Billie as the one with the nice rack.

  6. airyu
    airyu
    November 5, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    What if those parties were her church?
    Actually, I think they are…

    • Kiwi Brony
      Kiwi Brony
      November 5, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      That explains the communion keg.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        November 5, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

        “Drink this keg, it is my blood.”

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          November 5, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

          Makes me wonder what they made the wafers out of; there’s some interesting hallucinagens that could probably be served in that shape…

          • StClair
            StClair
            November 5, 2014 at 6:13 am | #

            Brownies, surely?

          • Itama
            Itama
            November 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm | #

            mushroom caps?

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            November 5, 2014 at 6:43 pm | #

            I wanna say Pringles

            once you pop, you can’t stop

        • Fnord
          Fnord
          November 5, 2014 at 3:30 pm | #

          PBR: it’s the piss of Christ.

  7. Regalli
    Regalli
    November 5, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    … Poor Billie.

  8. BobaFett2
    BobaFett2
    November 5, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Waitaminute….

    Is that attraction I see on Becky’s face? Or is she just uncomfortable?

    • Dean
      Dean
      November 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Billie is irresistible to gingers.

      • sps48
        sps48
        November 5, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Gingers are irresistable to Billie?

        • auo> mous
          auo> mous
          November 5, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

          Not necessarily. At least one ginger is.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 5, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Ginger Fever.

        • Swoop
          Swoop
          November 5, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          once you go ginger, you may or may not have a preference for gingers.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 5, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

            Once you go red, you will be rocking the bed.

            • Swoop
              Swoop
              November 5, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

              Freckled and pale, makes her want that tail.

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 5, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        Run run as fast as you can….

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      She’s uncomfortable with how attracted she is.

      • Mr k
        Mr k
        November 5, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        More proof that Becky is probably gay.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 5, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

          Mr K. You know Darn well none are immune to Billie’s charms. She turns straight girls gay, Gay guys straight and straight guys into Danny.

          • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
            Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
            November 5, 2014 at 1:13 pm | #

            Danny’s pulling his shit together. Even if things don’ t work out with Amazi-girl (TM) then he has Ethan. Hell, even if they do.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              November 5, 2014 at 4:01 pm | #

              But, while being and the closet and having a beard aren’t very frowned upon, cheating on your girlfriend is universally a dick move, even if you’re not attracted to her. Ethan literally can’t get with Danny without breakin’ Joyce’s li’l fundie heart.

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      November 5, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Cant use that as a hint. Almost everyone is attracted to Billie.

    • ThisIsSoLemons
      ThisIsSoLemons
      November 5, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

      That is some DAMN potent attraction. I’m calling it now, Becky’s gonna be revealed to be gay as a whistle. Perhaps, even gayer?

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 5, 2014 at 11:33 am | #

        My personal favourite is “gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.” But I think Becky’s just a free spirit.

  9. Dean
    Dean
    November 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I, too, would like to worship at Billie’s church. And by ‘church’ I mean ‘boobs’.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 5, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Billie also has a great pair of buttresses. 😀

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        November 5, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

        I c whut U did ther.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 5, 2014 at 3:28 am | #

          Nice to see that somebody does. ^_^

  10. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Yep. A closet christian. That’s all she is and nothing more.

  11. Swoop
    Swoop
    November 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I think it’s safe to say Becky is going to be cool with how Joyce has changed.

    • Anderhail
      Anderhail
      November 5, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I agree, though I think it may take Joyce a bit longer to be cool with Becky’s acceptance, considering she is still struggling with her own changes. But this may be, indeed, the angel she was looking for as a guide. Just not the direction she expected. If it hits too hard, with too many revelations, she may slide towards Mary’s point of view for a while. “If evil weren’t nice, nobody’d bother with it.”

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/avoid/

      • Swoop
        Swoop
        November 5, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        Joyce going to the Mary side would make me sad. You don’t think Willis would try to make his fans sad, do you?

        • Henry
          Henry
          November 5, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

          Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

        • Anderhail
          Anderhail
          November 5, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

          🙁 Thinking on that ancient chain of logic made me sad. Thus is the question answered.

  12. fireindaarcade
    fireindaarcade
    November 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    You have a legacy Billie. In the end, isn’t that all you ever wanted?

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 5, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

      That and Ruth. And a drink, or maybe to stop drinking. I’m not sure at this point.

  13. March
    March
    November 5, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh god, Becky is utterly wasted at a Christian college. And man, even in two shirts, that cleavage just won’t quit.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      It refuses to be ignored.

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      November 5, 2014 at 9:02 am | #

      Two shirts? That cleavage can crush two shirts before it’s had it’s morning coffee.

  14. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 5, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Billie’s church is a strong believer of holy spirits, the higher the proof, the better.

    • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      November 5, 2014 at 1:15 pm | #

      *Slow clap*

  15. arank11
    arank11
    November 5, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    I think it’s safe to say that Becky’s a little different from how Joyce remembers.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      November 5, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Yeah, I think that’s a safe bet. Poor Joyce — she really has problems recognizing that her friends are awesome *people*, not awesome gods.

  16. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Becky seems pretty open-minded about developments here.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 5, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Open minds can lead to open thighs. ^_^

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 5, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Yes, you do have to open your mind before you start practicing yoga.

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        November 5, 2014 at 4:17 pm | #

        Free Your Mind…and Your Ass Will Follow

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 5, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

      I just want One well adjusted character. Maybe it will be Becky.

  17. chris73
    chris73
    November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I gravitate between pity and actively disliking Joyce this heres the latter

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      November 5, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

      I don’t think it was meant as an insult. Joyce just thinks Billie’s the one you go to for stuff like that. In a way it’s almost a compliment….almost.

      • chris73
        chris73
        November 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm | #

        Well that plus talking about people as if they’re not there really bugs me as well

        • MrSirk
          MrSirk
          November 5, 2014 at 5:04 pm | #

          ….Yeah, that’s pretty obnoxious.

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 5, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    You think that’s “awesome”, Becky?

    Suspiiiiiiicioussss.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 5, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Seems legit to me. 😀

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      November 5, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

      Who wouldn’t want to go to a church where you can literally fuck around and still be clean in the eyes of the lord?

  19. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 5, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    *plays “Only The Good Die Young” on the Muzak*

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Ok, but does it have to be the Muzak version?

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 5, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        Every song he plays is the muzak version. God knows why.

        • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          November 5, 2014 at 1:16 pm | #

          Maybe because he think’s it’s a-muz-ing.
          *Ba-dum TSHH*

  20. Itama
    Itama
    November 5, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    wow, she IS growing at a person. pre-sexy-lebian-suicide-pact billie would have been totally fine leaving a legacy as a “‘party queen'”

    which only means she’s noticing more and more how fucked up she is.
    which sucks because letting that shit destroy her is the entire basis of said sexy suicide pact…

    oh, god. she’s even worse off than before her ‘i’m poison’ epiphany.

  21. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    November 5, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be off to hump the RA now

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      “I’ll never be in a situation where I can say this.”
      Being Yoto is suffering.

      • newllend
        newllend
        November 5, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        It is!? Is it wrong that In my mind I thought people saw you as some sort of art god ?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 5, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

          Do they? I’m not THAT great. I just draw more often than some others.

      • Calvin Coolage
        Calvin Coolage
        November 5, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Yotomoe, being Calvin Coolage, resurrected president, is true suffering.

  22. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    November 5, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Becky is pretty close to the edge. I’d say she’s almost full Footloose.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      She’s already kicking off her Birthday shoes!!!

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        November 5, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        Sunday shoes! Sunday shoes.

        You’ve failed me for the last time, Yotomoe!

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          November 5, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          I prefer the Earth Day version of Footloose.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            November 5, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

            I’m unfamiliar with that one, do you have a link?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 5, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          I promise you, it will not be the last time, Rosicrusian.

      • Anonymous
        Anonymous
        November 5, 2014 at 3:01 am | #

        Sierra’s not in this one…

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 5, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      I don’t think a good girl like Becky would be ok with premarital dancing.

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        November 5, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

        She’s easing into it. It makes it safer than say…

        …well, when it happens to Joyce it’ll be visible from space.

  23. Boomwolf
    Boomwolf
    November 5, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    What church?! Did anyone read anything else mentioning a church?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      She goes to Jack Daniel’s Ministry of Good Times.

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      November 5, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      If you’re really religious, then “[Person] is Christian” tends to make you assume “[Person]’s church lets them do X, Y, and Z.”

    • Neonix
      Neonix
      November 5, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

      I believe Billie previously said that she was Catholic. Remember way back when when Joyce convinced her friends to go to church with her?

  24. newllend
    newllend
    November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    so is that last part true or is she just confirming what she thinks is true? I don’t know to me Joyce is probably always running around in her little ‘imagination zone”

    • John
      John
      November 5, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      Billie has told Joyce that she’s Christian, and also agreed that Joyce is her best friend, and I think her only competition in the Christian Friend stakes is Sierra, who seems to be more of a passing acquaintance, so, yeah, it’s true. For certain values of “closest”, “Christian”, and “friend”.

  25. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    “She’s the expert on doing sex things with strangers. One might even call her some sort of sex…pert.”
    “Sexpert, eh? That’s got a certain ring to it…”
    And that’s how an almost twenty-year-old IDS feature ended up getting revived.

  26. Flimsyfishy
    Flimsyfishy
    November 5, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Joyce: Poisoning the minds of the pure since 5 minutes ago.

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 5, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      “Jooooooyce, are deceiving the minds of the unsuspecting AGAIN!?”

  27. brionl
    brionl
    November 5, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Their pastor is Anton Slander LaVey.

  28. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    November 5, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    It is getting harder and harder dislike Becky also Joyce Stop Saying That.

  29. Undrave
    Undrave
    November 5, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Billie isn’t going to do laundry, she’s gonna have a secret sexy picnic with Ruth in the laundry room. The basket is full of bread, cheese, meat and Dr. Pepper.

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 5, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      It must be hidden petty damn well.

    • John
      John
      November 5, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      And by “Dr. Pepper”, you mean “Midnight Hobo”?

      (Also by “bread”, “cheese”, and “meat”.)

      • Calvin Coolage
        Calvin Coolage
        November 5, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        Midnight Hobo?
        I’m intrigued.
        Disturbed, yet intrigued.

        • John
          John
          November 5, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

          Sorry, I shouldn’t have made a Questionable Content reference around here. I know how much Willis hates that jerk Jeph Jacques. And I’m sure there are no DoA readers who also read QC.

          • auo> mous
            auo> mous
            November 5, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

            Nooo*closes tab*oope.

          • TheZachariah
            TheZachariah
            November 5, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

            Right, I’m sure that the two are completely separate and would never cross in any way .

  30. newllend
    newllend
    November 5, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    laundry day, ya that why I’m washing these funny smelling sheets and cloths

  31. Calvin Coolage
    Calvin Coolage
    November 5, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    So…..Joyce inadvertently brings one of her friends away from their parents’ version of Christianity? I can dig it.

    On a side note, the Slipshines practically write themselves at this point.

  32. nothri
    nothri
    November 5, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    Billie, not that I agree with your own self-impressions, but last I heard your own assessment was “I’m poison.” No offense, but Joyce’s labels are actually kind of a step up here…

  33. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    November 5, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    Just how twisted can you be Joyce?
    “Let me introduce you to Billy, the campus slut. And by the way…’she’s my closest Christian Friend.”
    Christian = slut = okay to be my friend = what would my parents think. How in Hell do you reconcile what you are saying here Joyce?

    Oh, my bad. You don’t do you? Because other people aren’t fundimentalists, so they have no feelings, you are only all about you and how much better your beliefs are than any one else’s? Enough already.

    Thump her up side of the head Billie, and be sure to tell her you’re no friend of hers.

    Someone said they alternate between feeling bad for Joyce and actively disliking her. Yeah agree. One step further. I can’t stand her, if I knew her, I’d cross the street when I saw her coming.

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      November 5, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      You seem to have confused Joyce with Mary.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 5, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

      Joyce seems nice to me, she’s just socially crippled. I don’t think she thinks other people have no feelings. I doubt she would ever hurt anyone’s feeling intentionally.

  34. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    November 5, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    Well at least she thinks you’re an expert at something. I’m pretty sure Walky’s gonna get shat on when it’s his turn for an introduction.

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 5, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

      “This is Walky he dumped my best friend who’s too good for him and told her he doesn’t love her”

  35. TheGreatLordBagel
    TheGreatLordBagel
    November 5, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

    Becky’s ready to latch onto Billie and never let go.

    • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      November 5, 2014 at 1:20 pm | #

      Ruth-Billie-Becky OT3? Maybe Ruthless Bellies would be the shipname? Well, considering the deep psychological issues Ruth and Billie’ve faced, combined with Becky’s messed-up upbringing, it’d be a pretty fucked-up ship. Therefore, DoA ship material.

  36. Neonix
    Neonix
    November 5, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

    If someone decided to whack Joyce after this, the list of possible suspects would include pretty much everyone in this dorm.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 5, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

      If they drew a dick on her it would be the perfect crime.

  37. Tatony
    Tatony
    November 5, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

    I’m calling it, Becky’s new school life had corrupted her away from the one true path of Christ. Or at least she was more open to the secular change than Joyce. And by the by, Christian colleges aren’t only filled with die-hard bible thumpers; students like them because they have good programs or are more affordable than other choice school; so her being around liberal Christians and even athiests isn’t impossible.

  38. Ryan
    Ryan
    November 5, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    I am amazed at Willis’ ability to consistently fit at least 3 laugh-out-loud punchlines into every 4-panel comic.

  39. Sean
    Sean
    November 5, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

    She should be a Unitarian-Universalist! No problems with drunky sexy times!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      November 5, 2014 at 11:34 am | #

      You just have to review 3 chapters of Our Whole Lives as penance. ( http://www.uua.org/re/owl/ ) (Yes my church has a science-based sex ed for toddlers to retirement-home dwellers, all with age-appropriate lessons, we are just that awesome.)

      • Kathleen
        Kathleen
        November 5, 2014 at 2:33 pm | #

        Fuck yeah, UU!

  40. Flight03
    Flight03
    November 5, 2014 at 2:15 am | #

    Now, Billie will teach Joyce how to make out with a redhead, right? RIGHT?

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      November 5, 2014 at 3:00 am | #

      No such luck ^^

  41. StrawGirl
    StrawGirl
    November 5, 2014 at 3:32 am | #

    Okay, this is definitely my favorite DoA strip so far. I love everything about it.

    Also, when the page was loading, the NSFW bar and the info box appeared at the same time. So it was all “NSFW” with “Laundry” next to it. And Danny is shirtless. Maybe if he would do laundry once in a while, then he would have clothes to wear. It’s just so embarrassing.

  42. Anderhail
    Anderhail
    November 5, 2014 at 3:40 am | #

    From what I can tell, we will be seeing more Mary soon, right? I am… actually kinda interested in this. I am wondering what makes her such a spiteful, judgmental person. She has flashes of a decent person in there. You’ll note that here first major interactions with other characters, not counting naked room visits/interviews or being one of two stragglers to the first floor meeting, was inviting Joyce and crew to the church she heard visited. I know she is being as sanctimonious as in the other universe, yet that is not only a semi-blurred memory (til I archive binge again) but really not relevant here.

    I really wanna see where Willis goes with this, especially as she has been seeing the main characters from a background perspective for a lot of strips now. She has seen the major fights between Billie and Ruthless, seen Billie carting away a mass load of bottles, yet probably never seen her drink a Snapple. She saw Billie spy on Ruth and try to break in her room, and the ever sinister viewing of Billie leaving Ruth’s room is certainly in the minds of many a reader. She seems to resentfully glare at Joyce in church with Ethan and has distinct grudges against Roz and Ruth. Yet she is still on decent enough terms with Joyce to draw some of the cutest lil’ anime artworks for her and Sarah, and is implied to be going to art school.

    I point this out because she is the third strongest choice for general antagonist, with Ryan and Blaine being so high on the meter that it isn’t worth determining places. Yet… Willis is not the kind of writer who makes his DoA characters into GI Joe villains. I don’t need a redemption arc for Mary or anything like that, but I look forward to just learning more about her anyway.

    I realize this isn’t quite the comic for this speculation, but why should I wait until the next Mary shot to bring up the falling shoe of tragedy I see, especially when speculation is half the fun? She has all the ammo she needs to utterly alter the current situations for Ruth and Billie, probably enough to damage Roz, and may even push the Joyce/Ethan dynamic into a worse wreck than it is already turning into.

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      November 5, 2014 at 4:46 am | #

      How much more can we see of Mary? The first time we saw her she was wearing nothing but panties and wristbands… oh… oh wait you mean seeing more of her *personality.* I got it.

      • Lawzlo
        Lawzlo
        November 5, 2014 at 4:47 am | #

        Well, okay, not the first time, but the first time I really remember.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 5, 2014 at 11:45 am | #

        Maybe I’m just taking too many classes on mental illness, but the constant wristbands make me wonder whether Mary might cut herself (or have done so in the past). I really hope she just likes wearing wristbands.

        • Koms
          Koms
          November 6, 2014 at 4:11 pm | #

          Wow, I never thought of that. That’s an idea!

  43. Very Good Karma
    Very Good Karma
    November 5, 2014 at 5:43 am | #

    What’s adorable is that I think Joyce is genuinely proud, in a messed up way, that she knows someone who knows so much about how doing all the things she thinks are wrong.

    • Lume
      Lume
      November 5, 2014 at 6:21 am | #

      Things that she wants to do and can’t because of her morals and making her cry into Ethan’s manchest

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 5, 2014 at 12:34 pm | #

        Ethan’s GLORIOUS manchest

  44. Koms
    Koms
    November 5, 2014 at 6:28 am | #

    Judgemental much Joyce? How can someone be so clueless about insulting people right in front of them?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 5, 2014 at 6:40 am | #

      Because it’s true? Except with Dina.

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      November 5, 2014 at 7:39 am | #

      I don’t think Joyce means it as an insult. She thinks she is complimenting Billie.

  45. Lord Geovanni
    Lord Geovanni
    November 5, 2014 at 7:51 am | #

    So trip to awesome church when

  46. Pinja
    Pinja
    November 5, 2014 at 8:12 am | #

    I do find this a little confusing. Joyce is obviously intending to praise Billie but just a few strips ago she was super insecure about her conflicting desires for sex against her chaste unbringing.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      November 5, 2014 at 10:05 am | #

      That’s the thing about self-loathing; it doesn’t apply to other people.

  47. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 5, 2014 at 8:49 am | #

    I just realised, Billie’s response to ‘Oh, is it laundry day for you?’ seems a bit evasive – could it be she’s doing the Sexy Shame Wash? (washing all the clothes and sheets that smell damn funky after a night of sinful shennanigans.)

    • Bill
      Bill
      November 5, 2014 at 9:56 am | #

      Then of course, common sense kicks in and tells you that with umpteen dozen girls living in the residence hall they can’t all be using the laundry facilities on the same day, and after five or six weeks they have by now started to establish who is going to be doing their laundry and on which days.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 5, 2014 at 11:48 am | #

        I thought she just meant “yes, sure, I totally have a schedule like a responsible adult where one day is always laundry day” instead of the more college-style reality that she just washes her clothes whenever she’s out of underwear.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 5, 2014 at 2:01 pm | #

          What is this ‘common sense’ of which you speak?

    • remi
      remi
      November 5, 2014 at 12:09 pm | #

      But it wasn’t Billie’s room, why’s she doing the laundry and not Ruth?

  48. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    November 5, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

    Nng is pretty much the only word I’m able to utter in the morning.

  49. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    November 5, 2014 at 10:12 am | #

    Pressing the first button on my browser has shown me that Joyce is wearing essentially the same outfit as day one of the comic, but Becky’s clothes seem to have drastically changed. Where they used to be pretty similar, they are now very different.

    To that end, where do you get short shorts at a Christian university?? Would her parents let her wear that? Maybe it’s symbolic.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      November 5, 2014 at 11:21 am | #

      I got Becky’s outfit from photos on the Anderson University website.

      • Bill
        Bill
        November 5, 2014 at 12:06 pm | #

        Colors, too (see my remark from a couple days ago about the sweatshirt)?

  50. Vree
    Vree
    November 5, 2014 at 12:11 pm | #

    Billie has become way too cute post Ruth.

  51. Em
    Em
    November 5, 2014 at 12:43 pm | #

    Something tells me Becky isn’t too fond of where her particular Christian upbringing has led her…

    You know, I have family living in the bible belt, and I made friends with people down there, and they all have cell phones. So damn Becky what are your parents on?

    But also, I have a friend from Dubai, and when she talks about things that go on in her house, everyone is like “Oh is that a Muslim thing?” and she always gives them the side eye and says “Not at all. It’s just my parents being weird.” So maybe that’s what’s up with Becky, just with (obviously) a different religion.

  52. chris73
    chris73
    November 5, 2014 at 6:19 pm | #

    Joyce is sounding quite similar to Billie in that both of them haven’t quite got past life in high school though Billies got more self-awareness at this point in time

  53. quitemouse
    quitemouse
    November 5, 2014 at 11:01 pm | #

    and u forgot the lesbian part… wait she doesn’t know… oh well irony for us

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