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by David M Willis on December 29, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Three's a Crowd
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Camachri
    Camachri
    December 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    And now: depressed people.

    • AtomsOrSystems
      AtomsOrSystems
      December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      David Willis Presents

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        December 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        A Damn You Production.

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          December 29, 2014 at 4:57 am | #

          The mascot is a lion crying.

          • Justin
            Justin
            December 29, 2014 at 2:18 pm | #

            And Now for something Completely Different….wait.

          • John
            John
            December 29, 2014 at 7:37 pm | #

            Don’t cry, Aslan. The bus will come eventually.

      • MackDad
        MackDad
        December 29, 2014 at 3:54 pm | #

        his rendition of this, played by Ruth.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          December 29, 2014 at 5:32 pm | #

          Well, that was informative. So kinda “There is no feelings at all, just emptiness” is 1 way to put it. Fair enough. Hope everyone finds their bit of corn…

          • PapillonJess
            PapillonJess
            December 30, 2014 at 12:40 pm | #

            It is my favorite depiction of depression ever. It was so accurate for me, I kind of freaked out the first time I read it.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      December 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Even BETTER news, Billie: this will basically be your life from now on for as long as you can be and will be with Ruth. There will be good times, even great times, but there will be times like this where you feel totally helpless in the face of tragedy and brain chemistry. You think you know what depression is, but I think you’re about to learn the damn hard way.

      • reece
        reece
        December 29, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

        I’m learning that with my boyfriend now… That basicly sums it all up in a sad little package…

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        December 29, 2014 at 2:13 am | #

        Has Billie professed any particular level of knowledge on the subject of depression?

        I got the impression she was in denial of her own mental health issues, but you seem to be implying she’s been marketing herself as the most severe case of depression, invalidating the experiences of those worse off than her. If I’m reading you right.

        • T Campbell
          T Campbell
          December 29, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

          In the early days of the strip (if you’ll pardon the expression), Billie readily marketed herself as an expert on everything, though obviously far too awesome to be depressed herself, you losers.

          She’s been down. She’s felt like crap. And she’s often equated her issues to Ruth’s, because it’s important that she feel less alone in the things she’s going through.

          But I don’t think that comparison quite holds, and today’s strip seems to show that. Billie’s first thought, when Ruth starts crying, is that something must’ve happened to MAKE Ruth cry. “What’s WRONG?”

          Situational depression versus clinical. Billie has an addiction and sees the world as anything but a starkly divided field of winners and losers– if she’s not one, she’s the other. But just about every time she’s been down, one can point to something in the outer world that immediately provoked it. Her self-destructive tendencies may have provoked the outer world first, but Ruth is a prisoner of her own thoughts and impulses toward sadness even when her outer life appears fine, even enviable. Billie’s not introspective enough to grok that.

          • T Campbell
            T Campbell
            December 29, 2014 at 3:33 am | #

            (Oops “sees the world AS A starkly divided field,” time to stop writing for the night)

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              December 29, 2014 at 4:59 am | #

              No please, continue. You used the word “grok” correctly.

              • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                Yet_One_More_Idiot
                December 29, 2014 at 8:27 am | #

                Does Ruth have depression, or manic-depression/bipolar/whatever the medical profession are calling it these days?

                • Leorale
                  Leorale
                  December 29, 2014 at 9:22 am | #

                  Bipolar can totally hit in one’s twenties, but so far there have been no manic episodes to make us think she’s got bipolar. Just soul-crushing depression.

    • Farmer_10
      Farmer_10
      December 29, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

      And we’re already off to a great start.

  2. Mr k
    Mr k
    December 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Always looking at the bright side, Ruth.

    • nothri
      nothri
      December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Well, she’s gotta be down because she wants it all.

      • poofdepoof
        poofdepoof
        December 29, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        It started out with a kiss; how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss!

        • Dragon
          Dragon
          December 29, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

          +1 internets. Great song!

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            December 29, 2014 at 5:26 am | #

            Where do you guys keep getting all these internets from?

            • Ste Rose
              Ste Rose
              December 29, 2014 at 8:04 am | #

              CERN.

              • Kelly
                Kelly
                December 29, 2014 at 8:25 pm | #

                Winner!

              • BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!
                BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!
                December 29, 2014 at 10:50 pm | #

                That’s funny, my internet came from Berkeley, CA by way of Washington, DC’s DoD Advanced Research Projects Agency. I only got the GUI part from CERN. I thought they all came that way. Huh. Live and learn.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              December 29, 2014 at 8:35 am | #

              Maybe at first, but now they’re living organisms, that give birth to clutches of 20 or so every few weeks. Many people keep them as pets. My Internet, Mebo63227, has clutched several times since I got ’em. I just give away the babies to those who make snarky comments on webcomics.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Some things in life are bad.
      They can REALLY make you mad!
      Other things can make you swear and curse.

      When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
      don’t grumble. Give a whistle!
      And this’ll help things turn out for the best.

      And…

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        Always look on the bright side of life!

        DO-doo DO-doo doo-DO DO-doo

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          December 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          When life seems jolly rotten,
          there’s something you’ve forgotten!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

            When you’re feeling in the dumps,
            Don’t be silly chumps

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              December 29, 2014 at 5:27 am | #

              Just purse your lips and whistle, that’s the thing!

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                December 29, 2014 at 8:37 am | #

                Always look on the bright side of death
                Dee doo, dee doo dee doo dee doo
                Just before you draw your terminal breath
                Dee doo, dee doo dee doo dee doo

    • Khaner
      Khaner
      December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it

      • blackhat64
        blackhat64
        December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        Life’s a laugh, and death’s a joke, it’s true

        • 0kami
          0kami
          December 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          You’ll see it’s all a show. Keep ’em laughing as you go.
          Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

          • otusasio451
            otusasio451
            December 29, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

            C’mon Brian, cheer up!
            Worse things happen at sea, y’know.

            • Yotsuyasan
              Yotsuyasan
              December 29, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

              Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer. Some of us have to got live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They’re not gonna make their money back, you know. I told them, I said to them, “Bernie,” I said, “they’ll never make their money back…”

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        Life’s a laugh, and death’s a joke, its true!

  3. Khaner
    Khaner
    December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Good news, everyone!

    • Varius
      Varius
      December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      I can’t help but hear that in Prof. Farnsworth’s voice!

      • Thomas64
        Thomas64
        December 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Farnsworth made that phrase his own. No one else is allowed to use it any more, ever.

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          Also see: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

        • Mitsukara
          Mitsukara
          December 29, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

          “The Bible! That’s the real good news!”

          Though I think that was an alternate universe version (the one from universe A, or 1, or whichever, in the box). I mean, the main universe version has that whole thing with Pazuzu.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        December 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        You’ll be delivering a package to Chapek 9, a world where humans are killed on sight!

        • Kris
          Kris
          December 29, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

          You’ll be making a delivery to Stumbos 4: A planet with such high gravity you’ll most likely be CRUSHED under the weight of your own hair..Enjoy! XD

      • la6ue mous snow angel
        la6ue mous snow angel
        December 29, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

        I as well! And I could count the number of episodes of Futurama I’ve watched on one hand!
        I really should start bingewatching them though, it seems like a decent show.

        • oldFart
          oldFart
          December 29, 2014 at 1:44 pm | #

          I don’t have good enough online access/speed to binge Futurama episodes…wait, the library has DVDs! I’ll go check my popcorn supplies…

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      I’ve taught the toaster to feel love.

    • andmangrewproud
      andmangrewproud
      December 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m being brought up on disciplinary charges! Wait… that’s not good news at all.

      • NotPiffany
        NotPiffany
        December 29, 2014 at 11:05 am | #

        That statement works well with your avatar.

    • StClair
      StClair
      December 29, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

      “I’ve created a machine that makes you hear everything in my voice.”

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      December 29, 2014 at 3:02 pm | #

      And only now did I realize that this was the hovertext.

  4. Triniking1234
    Triniking1234
    December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    The Feel Train is still on schedule. *whew*

  5. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Hugs?

  6. blackhat64
    blackhat64
    December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    No, Ruth. Stop being sad.

    Ruth?

    RUUUUUUUUUTH!!!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      *Metal Gear Game Over Screen music plays*

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    YAY!

  8. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ruth this happy.

    Hooray.

  9. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    “Because after your fat ass was on top of me last night it’s a surprise I’m not in traction”
    She wipes the fake tears from her eyes and runs out into the hallway as everyone cheers on the longest set-up/pay-off of a fat joke in college history.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      High five!

    • Kris
      Kris
      December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      That would be so terribly, hilariously evil.

    • liahansen
      liahansen
      December 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I can’t help feeling she went for the punchline too early. A couple more years of fake emotional turmoil would have made it much more satisfying.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      December 29, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Billie proceeds to keel over due to high blood pressure. You know, from the ensuing anger.

    • tyersome
      tyersome
      December 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      I don’t know, this seems like part of a bum rap …

      ¿next line:
      “I’m such a loser that doin’ you’se my only source-a action”

    • newllend
      newllend
      December 29, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      Ruth: I am a legend.

    • poofdepoof
      poofdepoof
      December 29, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

      You reminded me of http://xkcd.com/1100/

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        December 29, 2014 at 1:52 pm | #

        And that in turn reminded me of http://wondermark.com/1k67/…

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          December 29, 2014 at 8:30 pm | #

          I remember that Wondermark, I had forgotten about that xkcd though.

    • Paul
      Paul
      December 29, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

      Ahem…some of us are predisposed towards such.

  10. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    A case of when no news is definitely not good news.

  11. Kris
    Kris
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m sure she’ll smile as soon as she turns around.

    • Thomas64
      Thomas64
      December 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      I sure hope so! Here Billie is, cuter than ever; you couldn’t blame her for being a bit disappointed at Ruth’s demeanor right now.

  12. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie, what’s gotten into you? Give her a hug, dammit. No sense at all.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Ruth got into her. Haven’t you read the slipshine?

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        It’s on the to-do list. o_o;

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          Billie is crossed off of Ruth’s to-do list.

          • tyersome
            tyersome
            December 29, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

            Younger and faster you are!

          • The wizard
            The wizard
            December 29, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

            They are both still on my “to-do list.”

          • Animal
            Animal
            December 29, 2014 at 1:20 pm | #

            You don’t ever cross anyone off a “to-do” list. You just move them to the “has-done” list.

        • tyersome
          tyersome
          December 29, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

          … short version — Billie and Ruth are now firmly on each others’ done list …

          • nothri
            nothri
            December 29, 2014 at 2:11 am | #

            Though hopefully still on each other’s “To-do-again” list.

            • tyersome
              tyersome
              December 29, 2014 at 2:33 am | #

              Bille “You aren’t supposed to cry, I want a do over!”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      “Billie, what’s gotten into you?”

      “Besides the size 12 strap-on?”

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        December 29, 2014 at 3:57 pm | #

        Isn’t that a bit huge?

        Joyce is only like a size six and i would expect Joyce’s choice to be pretty average.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 29, 2014 at 6:42 pm | #

          Billie needs MOAR! 😀

  13. Atomix26
    Atomix26
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie looks noticeably less Asian in this strip.

    • winter
      winter
      December 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I don’t see it.

      …maybe she looks a bit like Lucy from Peanuts, but that just makes me wonder if Lucy was part Asian…

      • Mr k
        Mr k
        December 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Hey, maybe she can offer Ruth psychiatric help.

        Although she’s probably gonna fuck it up.

        • winter
          winter
          December 29, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          But it would cost 5 cents and Ruth could buy a whole mom for that.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Ruth FUCKED the asian out of her. Now she’s gained her power like Megaman.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      December 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      I think she looks totally anime in this strip.

    • Azmi
      Azmi
      December 29, 2014 at 4:37 am | #

      …Is she wearing a Pocahontas nightshirt?

      • Thomas64
        Thomas64
        December 29, 2014 at 5:24 pm | #

        Ummm, no?

  14. Null Set
    Null Set
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    No seriously, when you are coming up from the deepest darkest depths of depression, being able to cry is something you forgot you could do, and it is shocking when it happens.

    • Blue
      Blue
      December 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      I actually cry rather frequently, but only as relating to fictional characters. For real life concerns I am in a state of perpetual numbness and existential dread.

    • tyersome
      tyersome
      December 29, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      Yeah, I can attest that developing a Boehner-like ability to get weepy over ridiculous things was my first sign that drugs and therapy were helping …
      … a touch disconcerting at the time …

    • feministicman
      feministicman
      December 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      Indeed, I believe the general public has this stereotype of people with Depression as being teary all the time. But in reality, there’s many of them that are under the steel-grip of apathy.

    • Annie
      Annie
      December 29, 2014 at 5:04 am | #

      I’ve had this experience too.
      It was scary when I got to the point of suicidal thoughts and getting very, very close to suicide attempts after I’d been on the meds and seeing a therapist for a while. Then I realized that I’d previously been so damn depressed that, while I’d actually wanted to die, I was so apathetic and unmotivated that I couldn’t even manage to come of with a plan to make death happen, let alone execute a plan (no pun intended).

      As the meds and therapy started helping I was lifted out of the pit just far enough to actually be able to feel the crushing despair and had enough wherewithal to try and think of the best way to end that despair quickly.

      Actually getting better and easing my depression ended up making the depression so intolerable and overwhelming that I didn’t think I could bear living another day. The logical side of my brain knew why that was happening, but the depression riddled side just wanted to end it. To finally get a respite from it.
      It was an extremely difficult phase of the illness to get through.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        December 29, 2014 at 6:46 am | #

        Seriously the worst part, yeah.

        Good news! You have energy and less apathy!

        Bad news: Which means you actually have some ability and motivation to act on the desire not to exist anymore.

        MAN I hate depression.

      • Random832
        Random832
        December 29, 2014 at 2:12 pm | #

        Supposedly, from what I’ve heard, that’s actually why so many antidepressants list suicidal thoughts as a side effect.

  15. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I didn’t cry for 10 years. Then one day I did, opened up a whole outlet of feelings.
    Let her cry. Good for her.
    Billy bless your hide, you’re there for her even if you don’t quite get it.

    • winter
      winter
      December 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      YES THIS

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      I only cry about trivial stuff. Never cried at a death or a funeral but I cried when someone said they didn’t wanna be my friend anymore.

      • winter
        winter
        December 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        What? That last one sounds pretty non-trivial to me.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 29, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          Comparitively trivial!

    • Just Here
      Just Here
      December 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Depression is like that, unfortunately. Being so happy you cry is a normal human reaction. Crying is a way of the brain resetting its emotional circuit breakers. For someone with depression, it takes a lot less happy to pop the breakers. So cry it out, Ruth. I’d hug it out with you if it wouldn’t be awkward.

  16. Hannah
    Hannah
    December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Ah… being glad to feel *something*, even if it’s sadness. I’ve been there. :l

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      December 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Me too.

  17. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Gosh, Willis, how come there aren’t pants-wearing people in this comic anymoar? It should be Numbing of Legs. You know, from the draft.

    Kidding aside, I wonder what’s going on. I guess we’ll see soon.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Pants are for squares!

      • Boomwolf
        Boomwolf
        December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        And skirts are for triangles.

      • newllend
        newllend
        December 29, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Sponge Bob square pants to be exact hahaha (that show will never die Sponge Bob is eternal)

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          December 29, 2014 at 5:34 am | #

          Regrettably. Pants are still overrated though.

      • GoogerGeiger
        GoogerGeiger
        December 29, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        Didn’t Timmy’s dad say that once? I want to say… in the episode where Timmy wished that his parents would stop giving a shit?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 29, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

          That’s what I was referencing!

          • dailybrad
            dailybrad
            December 29, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

            I got it. Though I also agree with the sentiment, hell, I think I’ve left like one comment here, ever, with pants on. (trousers for you UK folks, I still had undahpants)

            • MrMyerst
              MrMyerst
              December 29, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

              the slight differences in American English and British English make for weird misunderstandings: for instance, some Americans I gamed with thought I had a dangerously active “love” life because I often went for “a quick fag”. (Fag being a uk term for cigarette )

              So good call clarifying that 🙂
              Made me chuckle, but a bit bummed that they thought I would refer to people that way.

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh boy, I be this will be a barrel of laughs!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Like shooting meth in a barrel…

      • tyersome
        tyersome
        December 29, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        … while going over a waterfall …

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 29, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

          …occupied by poo-flinging monkeys.

          • tyersome
            tyersome
            December 29, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

            And then you realize the monkeys were being used to test an unsuccessful vaccine for {pick your ‘favorite’ disease} …

          • nothri
            nothri
            December 29, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

            Plasma, who are you this time?

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 29, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

              I don’t know who the character was before, I just chose it cos it looked kinda cute.

              • nothri
                nothri
                December 29, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

                I think she’s Toko Fukawa from Dangaronpa, which is basically what happens when you combine Ace Attorney with Saw and anime.

    • Khaner
      Khaner
      December 29, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      Yuk Yuk Yuk!

  19. nothri
    nothri
    December 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRCzEqkCoiM

  20. Vince
    Vince
    December 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Ruth – start the morning with some sunshine – ditch that Maple Leafs shirt & put that lingerie back on.

    • Dean
      Dean
      December 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Hey, it’s hard to be happy when your team hasn’t won a Stanley Cup since 1967.

  21. Kris
    Kris
    December 29, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Kinda makes you wonder what could have a girl down in the dumps after a night of Billie booty?

    • feministicman
      feministicman
      December 29, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      Well, it’s obvious: she didn’t have enough libido to continue on longer than she wanted!!!

      • newllend
        newllend
        December 29, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        I don’t want 4 hours of Billie booty I want it all night !

    • No Name
      No Name
      December 29, 2014 at 4:37 am | #

      Ruth’s not down in the dumps, she’s up in the dumps! This is probably the first time she’s felt truly happy in years, what with being clinically depressed, and it’s so surprising the floodgates just opened!

  22. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    December 29, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Sit on her face until she stops, Billie. One way or the other.

  23. Boomwolf
    Boomwolf
    December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

    LAST CALL FOR THE THE FEELS VILLE EXPRESS!! ALL ABOARD, CHOO CHOO!!

  24. newllend
    newllend
    December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

    Regular Ruth is Scarry, Emotional Ruth is terrifying.

  25. Bill
    Bill
    December 29, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Willis has admitted that the Becky storyline was percolating away for over four years, since the very first strips; well, it’s been 3½ years since he drew that mysterious, one-sided phone call from what appears to be the only person who is able to cow Ruth.  Can’t help but think that today’s strip may be somehow connected to this.

    • tyersome
      tyersome
      December 29, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

      Things sure do mooove slowly in Willis land … some of us are likely to put out to pasture before this all over … and in the case of those of us already over the hill, we may be under the pasture!

      • mrmudkip
        mrmudkip
        December 29, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

        It’ll be 2070 by the time they all graduate from college

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          December 29, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

          More to the point, it’ll be then by the time Willis writes the strip in which that happens. However, due to the increasing size of his buffer, the strip won’t be shown until 2075.

          • Jadedcynic
            Jadedcynic
            December 29, 2014 at 4:08 pm | #

            …and I will come back from the dead to find out, dammit! 🙂

            • sithknightgalen
              sithknightgalen
              December 30, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

              Guess I had better invest in some long term life support then….or maybe sign up for that new-fangled cryogenic freezing now.

    • liahansen
      liahansen
      December 29, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      oh hey yeah totes. good memory!

  26. mrmudkip
    mrmudkip
    December 29, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

    The feels train is about to come into the station. And Willis is the conductor

  27. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    December 29, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

    Its the Anniversary … of the thing ( thats my guess) .
    If you had one , you would know.

  28. Ryan
    Ryan
    December 29, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

    Ruth is clearing her sadness backlog.

  29. The wizard
    The wizard
    December 29, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

    “Let it go, let it go
    Can’t hold it back anymore
    Let it go, let it go
    Turn away and slam the door!

    I don’t care
    What they’re going to say
    Let the storm rage on,
    The cold never bothered me anyway!”

    What? Someone had to do it……

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      December 29, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

      No, someone didn’t have to… And yet, you did…

      • The wizard
        The wizard
        December 29, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

        Or, I didn’t; you just think I did!

    • nothri
      nothri
      December 29, 2014 at 1:39 am | #

      You and everyone else on the goddamn planet.

      TWITCH.

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      December 29, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

      The R.A. sits tight at her desk tonight
      Only ennui to be seen
      A kingdom of depression
      And it looks like she’s the queen
      The super asks “just what good are you?”
      “Hardly any” and I know it’s true

      Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
      Be the R.A., the Beast of Clark Wing
      Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let her know
      Well now she knows

      Let it go, let it go
      Can’t keep it in anymore
      Let it go, let it go
      Take a drink, and lock the door

      I don’t care ’bout anything
      Let them find me dead
      In a pool of self-hate and loathing

      It’s funny how just one girl
      Can change things so
      The dread that once filled me
      Might start to withdraw

      Perhaps I can make a change
      At least until she drifts away
      I won’t make her mourn me
      Not ’til I’m free

      Let it go, let it go
      I won’t hurt anyone when I die
      Let it go, let it go
      For me, no one will cry

      I’m no good, I know too well
      So please, just leave

      The more I push her back
      The more she pokes and pries
      All I want is nothing
      Oblivion’s my prize

      Her next quote crystallizes
      Like an icy blast
      “I’m never going back.
      Neither of us will last.”

      Let it go, let it go
      We’re grenades with lost pins
      Let it go, let it go
      Our departure will make no din

      Yet here we stand
      With the morning dew
      I can’t help but cry
      I’m allowed to love you

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        December 29, 2014 at 3:19 am | #

        OK, that’s it. This, the Amazi-Girl theme song from a few strips ago, the “It’s Becky” theme song from a few strips before that (which, not gonna lie, I wrote). WE NEED TO MAKE A DoA ALBUM.

        • Bill
          Bill
          December 29, 2014 at 4:07 am | #

          Or a volume of DoA-inspired poetry.

        • brumagem
          brumagem
          December 29, 2014 at 11:44 am | #

          Get some instrumentalists together and I will totes sing for you guys. I’m used to choral singing, but I could go solo on a song or two. (Lower baritone)

      • krveale
        krveale
        December 29, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

        ….holy shit.
        I just wander through the comments section here every now and again while reading the comic, but that slammed right into my brain.
        Sir or madam, I salute you.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        December 29, 2014 at 4:50 am | #

        Ruler of the fair Clark Wing
        Who tolerates no whining
        The RA about whom we sing
        has a frozen heart worth mining.

        So cut through the heart, cold and clear
        Strike with love despite all your fear
        Trust me Billie, you are near
        You have made a start
        To warm that frozen heart

        Hup! Ho!
        Watch your step!
        Let it go!

        Hup! Ho!
        Watch your step!
        Let it go!

        Beautiful!

        Powerful!

        Dangerous!

        Cold!

        Ruth is poison
        can’t be controlled
        The only way to her is in fact,
        A sexy lesbian suicide pact! Ho!

        (Really, I could have gone with the original)

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          December 29, 2014 at 8:08 am | #

          Ruth?
          Do you wanna do some make-outs?
          Let me in and let us play
          I don’t know what you’re feeling anymore
          Come out the door
          Let me see that you’re OK
          We are finally together
          And everything
          Yes, everything should be fine… right?
          Do you wanna do some make-outs?
          It doesn’t have to be make-outs

          • Cynthia
            Cynthia
            December 30, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

            This almost made me cry. So adorable! <3

            • Cynthia
              Cynthia
              December 30, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

              Also, fellow elsanna heacanoner detected

              • Bagge
                Bagge
                December 30, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

                Thanks! Adorable… horrifying… Adorifying (as discussed in tomorrow’s comments).

                Well, actually not. I think the canon sibling relationship is adorable enough without having to add a romance. But the ship is super cute.

  30. Thomas64
    Thomas64
    December 29, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

    I guess the good news is that for once she’s able to let it show in the presence of another person. She feels she can trust Billie. That’s progress on multiple levels.

    • No Name
      No Name
      December 29, 2014 at 7:52 am | #

      Don’t you mean “Let it go?”
      ….
      I’ll show myself out.

  31. captainrex7675
    captainrex7675
    December 29, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

    GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

  32. Mary
    Mary
    December 29, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

    Wasn’t the first time we saw Ruth writing in a journal when she and Billie made up and got together? It seems like she’s doing write-y things here. 🙂

    Way to go Ruth… it’s very difficult to actually be able to cry, to feel deserving of crying, when you’re struggling with traumas, depression and alcoholism. The shame that comes from alcoholism (when in the thros and when you’re trying to recover) makes you feel you aren’t even worth a ants kindness. I know that one from experience… thankfully started coming out of that place the last couple months but it took months of abstaining to get to a point of feeling okay enough to cry.

  33. Portmanteaust
    Portmanteaust
    December 29, 2014 at 1:42 am | #

    Don’t worry, Ruth! Jazz hands will heal your pain!

    • Portmanteaust
      Portmanteaust
      December 29, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

      Also: welp, still getting malware alerts from Avast every now and then here.

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        December 29, 2014 at 2:36 pm | #

        This is totally random, but every time I see Avast mentioned, I think of Captain Capacitor from Reboot leading the charge on the bridge of the Saucy Marie against a horde of viruses.

        I miss Reboot 🙁

  34. lightsabermario
    lightsabermario
    December 29, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

    Get thee to a psychologist and get thee prescribed some fluoxetine. It’s not a cureall and should not be considered as such, but it’ll certainly help.

  35. Bill
    Bill
    December 29, 2014 at 4:04 am | #

    The line “That I’m up and that I can cry is good news” is loading with ominous overtones.  One way of looking at it, for example, is that one cannot get up, i.e., is grievously (or possibly even terminally) ill; another is that someone for whom you cared for is no longer able to get up and cry.

    Willis promised that no one in DoA would die; but let’s just say if he were to have someone — like Ruth — get a message that her (unseen) father had passed or was facing a terminal illness like the big C he could still introduce all the pathos of death and loss without disposing of any of the named cast of characters.

    • Bill
      Bill
      December 29, 2014 at 4:34 am | #

      Noted, while re-reading the comments from this strip, that the Voice of God (Willis) stated that neither of Ruth’s parents factor into her life at all.  So this can’t be about her dad.  However, it could be an older brother or other male authority figure/role model in her life.

      Another interesting thing to remember is that when the call came in, Ruth’s phone played “Enter Sandman” by Metallica as the ringtone; a song whose lyrics have been interpreted as referring to dysfunctional or broken families … and in a couple of discussions, even Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.  Could Ruth have had a child and lost it through SIDS before coming to IU?

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        December 29, 2014 at 5:56 am | #

        Her dad died, remember?

      • John
        John
        December 29, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

        Both of Ruth’s parents were killed by a drunk driver when she was 16. She and Howard were brought to the U.S. to live with their grandfather in Carmel. The common assumption since we learned this, and I’ve seen no reason not to believe it, is that it was her grandfather on the phone that time.

        A lost baby is an awfully big hypothesis to make given that there’s no evidence whatsoever for it other than a dubious interpretation of a ringtone song, especially since dead babies can’t place phone calls.

        And killing off a close family member of one of the main characters would have the same effect that Willis has said that he wants to avoid as killing off a main character – namely, that, given DoA’s time dilation, said character would be in the deepest stages of grief for years and years, our time.

        I think Ruth’s comment is explained by her being clinically depressed, such that she herself has been unable – not physically, but mentally and emotionally – to get up, or to bring herself to care enough about anything to cry about it. We have even seen her in this state, when Billie busted into her room after pulling the fire alarm.

        • Bill
          Bill
          December 29, 2014 at 3:40 pm | #

          I had either missed the reveal (or more likely forgotten it) that her parents were killed by an intoxicated driver.  Maybe it was about this time of year that it occurred, and even if we figure Ruth to be a year or two older than the rest of the DoA cast it is still a relatively fresh wound.  I believe something like that would be enough to drive me into a state of depression — probably only short-term, but who’s to say?

          I agree, relating a ringtone to a hypothesis of a lost baby was a helluva stretch … but then, who saw the end reveal of the Joshua/Jocelyne story coming?  I sure didn’t.

          • Jadedcynic
            Jadedcynic
            December 29, 2014 at 4:13 pm | #

            You might have something on the ‘anniversary’ thing…

            …it’s been *thinks* 24 years since my high-school girlfriend died, but every year I remember November 19, and still feel sombre…

            • Jadedcynic
              Jadedcynic
              December 29, 2014 at 4:14 pm | #

              …so, drawing the parallel, if Ruth keeps at it and goes to grad school, she might be at the point where I am during her doctorate program. 😉

          • John
            John
            December 29, 2014 at 7:30 pm | #

            It’s come up more than once.

            (The stylesheet here doesn’t make it clear, so note that every word of that links to a different reference. And I probably didn’t find them all.)

            And, yeah, Jocelyne was a bit of an unexpected twist. But it was clear all along that Something Was Up with Joshua, and it’s not much of a stretch from the “he’s gay” that everyone was expecting to “she’s straight”. Willis may be fond of twists, but they’re twists that make all the little things that didn’t quite fit together suddenly make sense, not twists that no one could guess because they came out of nowhere.

  36. Lord Geovanni
    Lord Geovanni
    December 29, 2014 at 4:11 am | #

    Professor Pharnworth’s voice: Goood News every one Willis has decided to sate my fetish and give great quality freckles in multiple pannels and back to back issues. in other new Billies thick body

    • grantimusmaximus
      grantimusmaximus
      December 29, 2014 at 10:37 pm | #

      Oh my, yes.

  37. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 29, 2014 at 4:32 am | #

    Rise and shine. Yaaaaaaaaay.

  38. Shadow12000
    Shadow12000
    December 29, 2014 at 6:08 am | #

    Good news, everyone! I invented a way to show this strange feeling called “emotion” by releasing water from tiny sacs under my eyeballs!

  39. Regalli
    Regalli
    December 29, 2014 at 6:41 am | #

    Oh, depression.

    Glad she can get out of bed and feel an emotion. Not thrilled it’s crying, but man, that’s depression for you. Getting out of bed’s the hard part, everything else is a bonus today.

  40. tinfoil theory
    tinfoil theory
    December 29, 2014 at 8:21 am | #

    tears of joy

    Do you know that feeling when peeling onions does nothing to you?

    You only hurt until you cry.

  41. Lel
    Lel
    December 29, 2014 at 8:30 am | #

    As a person with depression, this speaks to me. It really does.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      December 29, 2014 at 9:45 am | #

      Same`here (though I’m doing better at the moment). I think there are a lot of us in here with you in the comments.

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      December 29, 2014 at 3:47 pm | #

      Right there with you friend. I can’t say I understand what you were/are going through, but if you identify with this situation in particular, we may be in the same lot. I tried to keep my crying from bothering other people. I woke myself up early so I could cry when everyone was still asleep. That got pretty hard when I moved into my dorm and got two roommates. Sometimes I got caught, then I would have to explain or lie. I hated myself when I told the truth. All it did was make other people sad for a bit.

      I never wanted to tell others about my depression. My problem should not be theirs. My refusal to let anyone know I was sick only made things worse. I’ve got better, but I still relapse every so often.

      I feel guilty talking about this. I want to say i’m sharing all this because when I get really bad, it helps knowing other people have gone through the same thing, and that’s it’s not going to last forever. I want to say that, but a part of my brain keeps telling me I’m just being an attention whore. There may be some truth to that.

      Hope you’re ok.

    • grantimusmaximus
      grantimusmaximus
      December 29, 2014 at 10:37 pm | #

      I’ll throw my hat in here and say you are definitely not alone. It is very heartening to see so many sympathizing voices on this thread. Depression’s a hell of a thing, something I still struggle with on and off along with chronic illness. Pills can help a little, therapy a little as well, but sometimes there’s not much to do but push through. That said, I’m glad Ruth has someone she can (attempt to) open up to and have support with.

  42. iggy_rock
    iggy_rock
    December 29, 2014 at 11:06 am | #

    Maybe she just has an inner ear infection and her tear ducts have been clogged. In that case being able to get up and cry is very good news.

  43. PokeyPuppy
    PokeyPuppy
    December 29, 2014 at 11:08 am | #

    Woo boy. Yeah, this is horribly familiar. Depression crying sucks, but it’s so much better than the numb, black pit stage.

  44. Em
    Em
    December 29, 2014 at 12:03 pm | #

    To people who haven’t experienced depression (clinical or otherwise) this is hauntingly familiar. One of the things that happened with me was that I had no emotion. I didn’t have happy–but I didn’t have sad. I didn’t have anger, love, anything. I started wondering out loud if maybe I was a sociopath or a psychopath. I realized that if I was to kill myself or someone else, I wouldn’t care. It wouldn’t matter.

    Luckily I was sent to a hospital and got all that sorted. Well. By sorted I mean I got on medications, and now I have my emotions back. Fixing the depression and anxiety is a bit trickier. But honestly, this is really good news for her! This means she’s starting to come out of the depression. I’m not sure if hers is clinical or situational (or both) but this is excellent news. The next step should be going to an Intensive Out-care Program (or In-care. I did IOP, because moving away for a few weeks scared me) and try out something to help with the depression, medication or something else.

    But I doubt that’ll happen. We’ll see.

    • Killjoy
      Killjoy
      December 30, 2014 at 1:33 pm | #

      What do you have when you DO have sad, and more sad, and more sad, and the sad won’t stop and just keeps coming no matter what you do?

  45. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 29, 2014 at 2:36 pm | #

    Well, Ruth needs help. While it sounds callous, a relationship is actually the worst thing to start when dealing with undiagnosed depression.

    • sithknightgalen
      sithknightgalen
      December 29, 2014 at 11:08 pm | #

      Unless of course, the partner in the relationship actually is the catalyst to realize that you need help. The problem here is that Billie might not be the most observant or empathetic person around, and with her own hang-ups, may not be the support structure or catalyst that Ruth needs. Then again, maybe Billie might catch a clue before it’s too late. (Personal experience talking there)

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        December 30, 2014 at 7:45 am | #

        Point taken.

  46. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    December 29, 2014 at 3:37 pm | #

    My thoughts are trivial pursuits
    My heart’s a bomb that’s been defused
    What now?

    There’s no more use for me
    I’m wasting energy
    Muscles are weaklings
    Thoughts just defeat me
    Numbness is effortless
    I could get used to this

  47. Roborat
    Roborat
    December 29, 2014 at 4:19 pm | #

    So, she was reading her webcomics, and just found out that Girls With Slingshots is ending?

    • notlegato
      notlegato
      December 29, 2014 at 5:38 pm | #

      DON’T BREAK MY HEART AGAIN

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      December 29, 2014 at 6:43 pm | #

      SHUT UP PLEASE GOD I DON’T WANT IT TO END

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 29, 2014 at 7:07 pm | #

      “But Ruth,” Billie said, gently putting a cold hand on her girlfriends tear stained cheek. “It means that Danielle Corsetto will have time for other projects. Who knows what creative masterpieces we will see from her next?”

      “I know Billie, I know… But what about Hazel?”

  48. OpticianOfUrza
    OpticianOfUrza
    December 29, 2014 at 6:08 pm | #

    Well that went slightly better than the worst it could have gone, so… hooray?

  49. Chris
    Chris
    December 30, 2014 at 5:04 am | #

    I know I might get crucified for this, but does anyone think that Billie looks better without glasses?

  50. GVick
    GVick
    July 24, 2015 at 5:15 pm | #

    I know Billie has been described as “A large breasted half-Asian chick,” AND that pretty much qualifies her as cute, but this panel is especially cute.

  51. man jean
    man jean
    August 2, 2015 at 2:22 am | #

    oops i’m ruth

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