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Considering that a girl who spends all her free time playing video games just carried her off Billie could hardly be as fat as Ruth insultingly claims.
I’m betting it’s an Amber from a parallel universe, who may or may not be Shortpackeds. Alternatively, it’s Amber Mom via some wierd kind of time travel thing.
There’s no WAY DoA Amber would stop playing WOW for this kind of foolishness.
It’s amber and mike’s daughter from the walky/shortverse. She got shot back in time across dimensions and now she has to fight college tyranny to get back home…
Wow, that sounds almost like the premise for half the sci-fi flicks in the 80s.
You didn’t sound like you were. Humans are inherently heavy. Even if you go skinny enough to be dramatically unhealthy, with an already light bone structure, that’s like sixty pounds. The average human is likely at around a hundred fifty, and you can be heavier than that without being fat.
Amazigirl is carrying her in a position that doesn’t handle the weight well at all. With the poorly placed center of gravity and the additional weight provided the reverse leverage (or whatever the proper term is for that. A book is heavier when carried from the other end of a two by four), that’s likely two hundred fifty pounds or so being lifted by her torso muscles (Heavy amounts of guestimation involved in every step of this process).
In addition to this she’s running while carrying all this weight and doesn’t seem to be straining herself. That’s a feat of strength and athleticism if ever I’ve seen one.
She was able to kick a bunch of jocks in the face and escape on roof-top Batman-style, so clearly Amazi-Girl is either an amazing athlete or has actual super powers.
yeah… at that point we’re either talking super speed, invisibility, or some form of illusion magic. I think I’ll just chalk that up to batman style dramatic appearances/disappearances.
To date my favorite was an episode of btas where the criminal gets in the getaway vehicle and as their driving away batman slowly rises from the back seat. The only possible way he could have been there is if he’d been waiting since before they drove off to rob the bank.
“Quite Light” for a human is still 100+lbs. Cheerleaders aren’t ballet dancers, they actually plan to be able to walk at age 30. That requires eating food. And Billie apparently has built up her upper body, too. That combined with her basic body style suggests ~150lbs to me. That’s not fat(I’m scrawney and weigh that much), but people are heavy.
Try this. Go to the store. Pick up a 40 lb bag of dog food. Put it on your shoulders. Now try to run. A ballet dancer is 2 of those. An athletic but small girl is 3. Billie is probably between 3 and 4.
My friends and I call it ‘saving’. Picked up the term around the release of both No More Heroes and Dead Rising (both of which allow you to save your game by doing your business.)
“Strike”, yes, but “piggyback” is the part he’s referring to. I’d bet you (like everyone else) expected either violence or something… you know… NOT involving actually carrying Billie on her back.
For all it’s terrible, terrible flaws, when you need someone to extrapolate the spontaneous Lasbionic hate sex that could have been, Fandom is your guy.
I’m a glass half full kind of guy. Where some of you choose to see the door closing on lesbionic relations breaking out between two girls, I’m choosing to see the door now wide open for a lezy hate sex threesome.
She probably said “brb bio”, setting off a chain reaction of people taking off a minute or more after the last “brb”. I’d say that she has twice as many minutes as her raid has members. Especially since every person leaving seems to increase the chance of another group member’s dog catching fire.
Why would Ruth give chase? She was asking “are you sure you want to go down this road?” rather than promptly fighting back – she’d rather maintain unchallenged power than fight. And at the moment, Billie’s stopped challenging her.
Yes, its Amazigirl! Strange visitor from probably the same planet who came to the dorm with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal criticism. Amazigirl! Who can change the course of completely onesided fistfights, lift cheerleaders with her bare hands, and who disguised as Amber, nerdy shut in for a nameless university, fights a never ending battle for TRUTH! JUSTICE! and saving the reckless freshman’s femurs from the hands of a vindictive RA.
See now, I’m picturing a Ruth / Amazi-Girl super hero/super villain relationship. Ruth stopping at nothing to draw Amazi-Girl out, grandiose plans to learn her identity, and perhaps a dramatic, defeated “NOOOO!” shouted in the rain.
Okay, given:
1: This is a world without superpowers.
2: Amber is carrying Billie at what appears to be a leaning-forward run.
3: Prior fratboy beating incident.
If it helps you at all, Billie would have developed a very good, very automatic sense of balance as a cheerleader (especially if she’s one who gets tossed up in the air from time to time).
That said, it’s a comic. Rule Of Funny always trumps everything else
Honestly, while I love Amazi-Girl, I’m kinda disappointed by her appearance here. Mostly because she’s already lost her dark batman-like mystique. She appears in the day, and in sight of everyone on the floor. Now everyone knows she exists.
The latter, though the good definition comes from the former’s page: Ironic Echo Cut is when the echo comes immediately and the second speaker has not heard the first.
Today for the first time I noticed that Ruth seems to be wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. DW, is that a shout-out to your old friend Mr. Phillips?
If I were in Billie’s situation, going over Ruth’s head and reporting the theft and destruction of private property would have been my first step. Of course I am no good in a fistfight. XD
I like Ruth’s “WTF” expression, really good job. The similarity of Billie’s expression on the next panel does kind of dim the effectiveness overall though. Also amusing is that Billie needs to express scorn before trying to escape the hold or ask what’s going on or do anything else really. Scorn for other people, then anything else; she has her priorities straight.
Except.. it is. She dated Danny who wasn’t a part of SEMME at all. She slept around before that but it was never indicated that one of them wound up at SEMME.
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GO DINA! XD
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That’s obviously Ultra Car!
No it’s Faz.
They have similar round heads, can’t you tell?
nope. chuck testa.
Are you kidding me? It’s obviously Sal.
No, it’s Monkey Master
Please, everyone can see that it is Mike! Or maybe Ninja Rick!
AWW YEAH THAT JUST HAPPENED
Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism, including nerd-hate.
Wow, she’s strong. Hoisting Billie up like that.
No, I am NOT calling her fat.
Considering that a girl who spends all her free time playing video games just carried her off Billie could hardly be as fat as Ruth insultingly claims.
Amazi-Girl really is this world’s Batman.
Wonder when she’ll say “I’m Amazi-Girl”?
She did. Danny even prefaced it with “Who are you?!”
But she hasn’t said it to Billie yet.
Next time she’s in space.
Breathing.
I’m betting it’s an Amber from a parallel universe, who may or may not be Shortpackeds. Alternatively, it’s Amber Mom via some wierd kind of time travel thing.
There’s no WAY DoA Amber would stop playing WOW for this kind of foolishness.
It’s amber and mike’s daughter from the walky/shortverse. She got shot back in time across dimensions and now she has to fight college tyranny to get back home…
Wow, that sounds almost like the premise for half the sci-fi flicks in the 80s.
You didn’t sound like you were. Humans are inherently heavy. Even if you go skinny enough to be dramatically unhealthy, with an already light bone structure, that’s like sixty pounds. The average human is likely at around a hundred fifty, and you can be heavier than that without being fat.
Amazigirl is carrying her in a position that doesn’t handle the weight well at all. With the poorly placed center of gravity and the additional weight provided the reverse leverage (or whatever the proper term is for that. A book is heavier when carried from the other end of a two by four), that’s likely two hundred fifty pounds or so being lifted by her torso muscles (Heavy amounts of guestimation involved in every step of this process).
In addition to this she’s running while carrying all this weight and doesn’t seem to be straining herself. That’s a feat of strength and athleticism if ever I’ve seen one.
She was able to kick a bunch of jocks in the face and escape on roof-top Batman-style, so clearly Amazi-Girl is either an amazing athlete or has actual super powers.
Not to mention shes perfectly balancing Billie so she doesn’t topple backwards
True. That’s coordination right there. I’m guessing Amazigirl’s body is a finely tuned machine.
I find it even more incredible that she managed to pick up and carry Billie for several seconds before Billie (or Ruth, even) even noticed her.
yeah… at that point we’re either talking super speed, invisibility, or some form of illusion magic. I think I’ll just chalk that up to batman style dramatic appearances/disappearances.
To date my favorite was an episode of btas where the criminal gets in the getaway vehicle and as their driving away batman slowly rises from the back seat. The only possible way he could have been there is if he’d been waiting since before they drove off to rob the bank.
*they’re
Amber is way hotter now that you describe it that way. No wonder Mike sticks around.
Amber? Where’s Amber? I only see Amazi-girl..
To summarize: baby got back!
I just noticed why Amazi-girl is carrying Billie so awkwardly. If she straightens up, Billie will become intimately acquainted with the ceiling tiles.
Considering women’s center of gravity is right around the middle, not the shoulders, that is ONE amazing feat right there.
But then, maybe I’m getting picky
Comic…..and its Amazi-girl is immune to critizism….Reality is just another form of critizism of what you “can” and “can’t” do. ^~^
Billie apparently graduated high school as a star cheer leader (or so were lead to think) So its no issue that she’s probably quite light.
“Quite Light” for a human is still 100+lbs. Cheerleaders aren’t ballet dancers, they actually plan to be able to walk at age 30. That requires eating food. And Billie apparently has built up her upper body, too. That combined with her basic body style suggests ~150lbs to me. That’s not fat(I’m scrawney and weigh that much), but people are heavy.
Try this. Go to the store. Pick up a 40 lb bag of dog food. Put it on your shoulders. Now try to run. A ballet dancer is 2 of those. An athletic but small girl is 3. Billie is probably between 3 and 4.
NERDS!!!!
How did she do that?
anyone else think Amazi-Girl has a me gusta face in the second panel?
Looks more like grim determination. She knows her powers of criticism immunity will soon be put to the test.
I can see it. Now I can’t unsee it. I hate your FAAAAAACE.
I would say it’s more annoyance. She IS missing her raid for this, after all.
What? I’m pretty sure Ultra Car doesn’t play WoW.
That’s what bio breaks are for!
Or she told them her dog was on fire.
Is a bio break the same thing as having to take the call?
what call, you ask?
Nature.
…but really, are those two the same?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bio+break
Urban dictionary is my friend, now let it be yours too:)
My friends and I call it ‘saving’. Picked up the term around the release of both No More Heroes and Dead Rising (both of which allow you to save your game by doing your business.)
What the Fucking Hell!?
Damn it Amazi-girl! you have to work on your timing! You ruined (almost) everything!
(Still have a perverse sexual lust for Ruth in that shirt)
Anyone who claims to have seen that coming is a friggin’ liar.
Actually, the last strip I said, Time for an Amazi-Girl Strike!
“Strike”, yes, but “piggyback” is the part he’s referring to. I’d bet you (like everyone else) expected either violence or something… you know… NOT involving actually carrying Billie on her back.
True, but I could see that first, Amazi-Girl was going to direct Billie from doing anymore harm.
Plus, it’s also kind of looking at the code of the arts. Try to avoid any conflict while still dealing with the problem in a logical manner.
In the last panel of yesterday’s comic you can actually see Amazi-girl’s cape.
My face, it has egg.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN EVAR.
It’s poorly timed now, but I finally figured out Ruth’s slogan in this new universe:
“Act without empathy… no regrets!”
Words to live by.
*bows head*
Try that again: <SLOW_GOLF_CLAP>
Once again, you write good.
Girl in glasses riding on a girl in tights….
I may need to change my pants…
Avatar makes that better^^
This avatar makes everything I say better!
That avatar plus http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq236/1Samildanach/hubbahubba.gif would have powers rivalling Amazi-Girl, Batman, and their irradiated, arachnid-bitten offspring. Combined.
That was great! Amazi-Girl STRIKES! I called it in that last strip too!
Gattai?
MANLY GATTAI.
That second panel could stand on its own. Hallway superhero jousting–tell your friends!
Unfortunately this comic was spoiled for me by yesterday’s comments.
YAY, that was completely AWESOME! GO, AMAZI-GIRL!
I…that really *was* Amazi-Girl’s cape in the last strip?
Nice work for Amazi-Girl. Diffuse the situation and no one got punched.
Wonder how far she’ll carry Billie?
well, aside from that first punch.
…I…yeah, ok. I can stand by Amazi-Girl.
Well done, Amizi-Girl. Well done.
Whoops! *Amazi-Girl!* *corrects*
Typo fail </3
Willis, you’re getting too predictable. People can see this stuff coming now.
HA. Nice.
Amazi-Girl has put a halt on potential Spontaneous Lasbionic Hate Sex. poo.
DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!!!!!
Damn you, you bastard…*sob*
Moments like this are when Fandom truly shines.
For all it’s terrible, terrible flaws, when you need someone to extrapolate the spontaneous Lasbionic hate sex that could have been, Fandom is your guy.
Oh but potential spontaneous lesbionic hate sex poo is my favourite kind of fecal matter!
I’m a glass half full kind of guy. Where some of you choose to see the door closing on lesbionic relations breaking out between two girls, I’m choosing to see the door now wide open for a lezy hate sex threesome.
There is a girl literally riding another girl, and you’re complaining that all the Les-Yay is gone?!
Ahh, fandom logic. They got so focused on the one pairing that they missed the new possibilities this opens.
But what about the raid? Hope she’s not the healer.
She probably said “brb bio”, setting off a chain reaction of people taking off a minute or more after the last “brb”. I’d say that she has twice as many minutes as her raid has members. Especially since every person leaving seems to increase the chance of another group member’s dog catching fire.
Hey wait, what if Ruth chases after them? Can Amazi-Girl outrun her while carrying someone else?
Yes. Yes she can.
The sheer fact that Amazi-Girl can pick Billie up and run in such an awkward pose AND keep Billie balanced already says enough.
But in short, yes. Ruth cannot match Amazi-Girl’s speed. Ever.
Plus, I think Ruth is far too stunned to bother chasing. She’s going to stand there for a good few minutes now and then realize “Wait, Billie’s gone.”
So she’ll just stand around like an idiot and then everyone will forget what happened? Sounds good.
Lokitsu’s comment below is also why.
There’s also no dignified way Ruth can chase after Billie now. Not without somebody invoking the Benny Hill theme.
Why would Ruth give chase? She was asking “are you sure you want to go down this road?” rather than promptly fighting back – she’d rather maintain unchallenged power than fight. And at the moment, Billie’s stopped challenging her.
Ruth would likely have her ass handed to her even if she caught up with them, any ways.
Amazi-girl is carrying off the person most likely to get beat down. Go her!
Oh… jebus… yes…
“Nerds.”
Look! Out in the hall! It’s a Nerd! It’s insane! No, it’s…. AMAZIGIRL!
Yes, its Amazigirl! Strange visitor from probably the same planet who came to the dorm with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal criticism. Amazigirl! Who can change the course of completely onesided fistfights, lift cheerleaders with her bare hands, and who disguised as Amber, nerdy shut in for a nameless university, fights a never ending battle for TRUTH! JUSTICE! and saving the reckless freshman’s femurs from the hands of a vindictive RA.
She can’t be Amber- Amber wears glasses.
Please.
See now, I’m picturing a Ruth / Amazi-Girl super hero/super villain relationship. Ruth stopping at nothing to draw Amazi-Girl out, grandiose plans to learn her identity, and perhaps a dramatic, defeated “NOOOO!” shouted in the rain.
This must happen.
YES YES YES PLEASE
Okay, given:
1: This is a world without superpowers.
2: Amber is carrying Billie at what appears to be a leaning-forward run.
3: Prior fratboy beating incident.
This world’s Amber must be in REALLY good shape.
Amber? Amber isn’t Amazi-Girl! She’s Spider-Car! Dina is Amazi-Girl!
And Amazi-Girl is this universes Batman.
Okay, first, that joke stopped being funny to me about 200 uses ago.
Second… wrong universe.
Thirdly… Oh, then maybe the “raid” was on a criminal hideout, not WoW after all.
First, it’s never been about you.
Second, or your face.
Third, or your penis.
I think you mean or his FAAAAAAAACCE!
You forgot for a nickel.
If it helps you at all, Billie would have developed a very good, very automatic sense of balance as a cheerleader (especially if she’s one who gets tossed up in the air from time to time).
That said, it’s a comic. Rule Of Funny always trumps everything else
Hilarious! Though Amazi-gurl won’t make too many friends at this rate.
Who needs friends when you’ve got spiders to kill?
Honestly, while I love Amazi-Girl, I’m kinda disappointed by her appearance here. Mostly because she’s already lost her dark batman-like mystique. She appears in the day, and in sight of everyone on the floor. Now everyone knows she exists.
So does this make Ruth Amazi-Girl’s arch-enemy?
I’m really hoping for this to turn into Ruth’s supervillain origin story.
…okay…
noooooo…. I need more! Now all I have left is schoolwork and no more webcomics to read D: D: D:
So I am having trouble deciding: was that an Ironic Echo or an Ironic Echo Cut?
The latter, though the good definition comes from the former’s page: Ironic Echo Cut is when the echo comes immediately and the second speaker has not heard the first.
Thanks (I’m usually really good with Tropes, dunno why I couldn’t work this one out ;_;)
Today for the first time I noticed that Ruth seems to be wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. DW, is that a shout-out to your old friend Mr. Phillips?
Don’t worry, not everyone has hockey in their DNA
OGRE!!!!!!!
VHAT A TVEEST!
I love Billies shift from confusion to contempt… Tho she’s still blushing.
i liek how billie’s boots are the same color as ultra car’s costume.
Now that is a face that says “I am missing rolling on epic loot and I am not amused.”
If I were in Billie’s situation, going over Ruth’s head and reporting the theft and destruction of private property would have been my first step. Of course I am no good in a fistfight. XD
What in hell?
I like Ruth’s “WTF” expression, really good job. The similarity of Billie’s expression on the next panel does kind of dim the effectiveness overall though. Also amusing is that Billie needs to express scorn before trying to escape the hold or ask what’s going on or do anything else really. Scorn for other people, then anything else; she has her priorities straight.
Wow, Billie is riding one epic mount.
That qualifies for a Feat of Strength
Amazi-Girl has had enough of their shit.
What I’m most worried about is… will Amber be kicked from her group/guild by the time she gets back? The suspense is killing me!
Okay, delayed response to the comic:
This isn’t the first time Billie has had a superhero between her legs.
Heyo!
Except.. it is. She dated Danny who wasn’t a part of SEMME at all. She slept around before that but it was never indicated that one of them wound up at SEMME.
HUMAN CAR! bet u know who wish that was her!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! This is so awesome! ^_^
That nerd just saved your ass