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by David M Willis on January 8, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Everything You've Ever Wanted Floats Above
└ Tags: amber, buckets of blood guy, danny, norville

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  1. MM
    MM
    January 8, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Shaggy?

  2. Tacos
    Tacos
    January 8, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Is that Shaggy in the back?

    • John
      John
      January 8, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

      Apparently it’s Norville.

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        January 8, 2017 at 12:37 am | #

        I only just now noticed that the guy in the back is tagged Norville, and apparently he’s appeared in a few previous strips. How did I not notice that before?

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          January 8, 2017 at 1:00 am | #

          According to Willis’ twitter feed on the right, he wasn’t tagged until just a few minutes ago.

      • placeusernamehere
        placeusernamehere
        January 8, 2017 at 12:37 am | #

        Shaggy’s actual name in the SD series is Norville, so it still could be Shaggy.

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          January 9, 2017 at 1:57 pm | #

          In fact, it’s much more likely now

      • Max
        Max
        January 8, 2017 at 12:56 am | #

        Norville “Shaggy” Rogers

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          January 8, 2017 at 11:36 am | #

          Yep, looks like it. Least that’s what that Wikipedia thing says…

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            January 9, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

            you could also consult the Scooby Doo Project

  3. Pan
    Pan
    January 8, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    B.o.B guy is a programmer?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 8, 2017 at 12:47 am | #

      Hey, someone has to make sure the blood spatters in video games are accurate to real life.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        January 8, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

        Game design honestly feels like a good career choice for him.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          January 8, 2017 at 3:04 am | #

          I’m sure the producers of MK would hire him. After all, it’s one of the bloodiest game series.

      • Jason
        Jason
        January 8, 2017 at 2:06 pm | #

        Also the boob physics.

  4. Shiro
    Shiro
    January 8, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Augh nooooo I had comfortably forgotten buckets of blood guy

    why

    • Kris
      Kris
      January 8, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

      How could you forget? He’s the star of the comic! Some people think it’s the overly sunny chirch girl but no, it’s him.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        January 8, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

        I was about to ask how someone who’d only appeared in one single strip out of more than 2 000 could possibly be the star…

        …But then I checked and found out that this is his second appearance in DoA. Therefore you are right, Kris, BoBG is indeed the star.

        • Kris
          Kris
          January 8, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

          You should have called me out on spelling “church” with an “i” like a fool…missed opportunity.

          • Dana
            Dana
            January 8, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

            FOOLS!

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            January 8, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

            This is English. Spelling is optional. Especially in this case, because “chirch” feels like it’ll be pronounced the same as “church”, AKA rhyming with “birch”.

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              January 8, 2017 at 1:15 am | #

              And if church and birch rhymes you open for some really good hymns.

            • John
              John
              January 8, 2017 at 2:15 am | #

              The OE spelling was actually cirice.

              “Church” and “birch” (OE beorc) don’t quite rhyme in my accent.

              • Sunny
                Sunny
                January 8, 2017 at 5:56 pm | #

                I’m sure Björk could tell us more about that.

              • Arian
                Arian
                January 8, 2017 at 11:56 pm | #

                I don’t think I know of any accent where ‘church’ and ‘birch’ don’t rhyme. Unless they don’t in Scottish or something?

                • John
                  John
                  January 9, 2017 at 10:24 pm | #

                  As I say them, they’re very close, but the vowel in “church” is a little longer and lower than the vowel in “birch”. If I pay attention I can tell that the tip of my tongue moves up and back for “birch”, relative to where it is for “church”.

                  (I tried to figure out the linguistic terms for it, but none of the examples on Wikipedia sound like anything that ever comes out of my mouth ever.)

                  My accent is, admittedly, a bit weird. It’s a mashup of Vermont Yankee, General American, stuff I picked up from going to school in a part of North Carolina that is itself a mashup of imported accents, and some quirks of my own from learning vocabulary more from reading than from other people or television, plus a problem with ‘ar’ that’s probably physiological.

          • 3oranges
            3oranges
            January 8, 2017 at 2:09 am | #

            I assumed “chirch” was your interpretation of how an overly sunny girl would say it – like “chawrch” for Goofy, “chorch” for Coach Z, and “temple of dismembered prostitutes” for Buckets of Blood Guy.

            • das-g
              das-g
              January 8, 2017 at 6:02 pm | #

              Don’t you mean Frank Miller, rather than Buckets of Blood Guy?

              • 3oranges
                3oranges
                January 9, 2017 at 1:25 am | #

                I guess I had mixed them together! Honestly, I’m not disappointed I can’t make up what BoB guy should say.

        • Foxhack
          Foxhack
          January 8, 2017 at 1:17 am | #

          SECOND?!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      January 8, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      Because Willis hates you personally and wishes for you to suffer, that’s why.

      • Ntrovert
        Ntrovert
        January 8, 2017 at 9:53 am | #

        He hates ALL of us personally and wishes for us to suffer. Like C3PO said, it is our lot in life.

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 8, 2017 at 10:14 am | #

          Man is born to read Willis comics and suffer as the sparks fly upward. Part of that quote usually gets left out.

  5. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    January 8, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    BUCKETS OF BLOOD GUY

    what’s his major? i hope it’s biology or something, so he can one day possibly work with actual buckets of blood

    • magicallady
      magicallady
      January 8, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      maybe a med student?

      • shadowcell
        shadowcell
        January 8, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

        oh yes please let him be premed, and make his way through law school, and then like thirty years later:

        “–and the cancer will eat your brain and make your organs explode and your skeleton will melt and…”

        • shadowcell
          shadowcell
          January 8, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

          yeah, sure, let him go through law school, and become a doctor, that’s how it works, yes

          • shadowcell
            shadowcell
            January 8, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

            WHY BE JUST A LAWYER OR A DOCTOR WHEN YOU CAN BE BOTH

            or you can disappoint your parents and be only one

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              January 8, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

              or end up disappointing your parents even worse by becoming neither

              • shadowcell
                shadowcell
                January 8, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

                maybe that’s why he’s Buckets of Blood Guy, the stress of never getting to be a kid because he was too busy preparing to double-major has given him an insane fixation on making children’s cartoons excessively gory and grim

                Dumbing of Age: Buckets of Blood Guy Begins

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  January 8, 2017 at 2:17 am | #

                  directed by frank snyder, written by james goyer

                • Geneseepaws
                  Geneseepaws
                  January 8, 2017 at 1:18 pm | #

                  Or maybe by the Coen Brothers, aka the Fargo Chipper Boys.

                • Sunny
                  Sunny
                  January 8, 2017 at 6:00 pm | #

                  I keep wondering about that. Were they first the Coen Brothers, and then the Coen Siblings, and then the Coen Sisters? Should we retroactively refer to them as the Coen Sisters? Or should we just stick to Coen Siblings now because it’s nice and inclusive and works for all periods?
                  Or just “The Coens”?

                • David M Willis
                  David M Willis
                  January 8, 2017 at 6:12 pm | #

                  i think you mean the wachowskis

      • Dean
        Dean
        January 8, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

        Since it’s a freshman course, wouldn’t it be pre-med? I’m not sure how American college courses work.

    • AnvilPro
      AnvilPro
      January 8, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

      He’s not in college, he just walks throughout the multiverse and happened to land in this one

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 8, 2017 at 10:10 am | #

        Someone has to do the Cheese’s job in his absence.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 8, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

      Criminal justice.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 8, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

      Actually, he’s dual-majoring in Comp Sci (or EE or whatever they call it at IU) and law. He wants to be that guy who enforces video game regulations for Germany and other places that have censorship laws requiring all the blood to be green or something like that. That way, he gets to play ALL the bloody video games, and no one else gets to see them in their true, bloody form. All that blood is his, his, ONLY HIS!

      • das-g
        das-g
        January 8, 2017 at 6:08 pm | #

        I find green or violet or blueish blood much gorier than red blood.

  6. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    January 8, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Poor Danny.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 8, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

      Actually, this is Danny making a good tactical choice. Possibly not intentionally.

  7. Dana
    Dana
    January 8, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    I kind of love that buckets of blood guy’s tag name isn’t explained in the Dumbingverse.

    • John
      John
      January 8, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

      If anyone was wondering…

    • 0kami-kun
      0kami-kun
      January 8, 2017 at 1:52 am | #

      To me, Buckets of Blood guy will be…

      Bob.

      It makes sense in some strange, other-worldly way.

      • yomi
        yomi
        January 8, 2017 at 9:22 am | #

        Perfectly reasonable nickname for him.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        January 8, 2017 at 11:36 am | #

        Robert Griffin. But everyone calls him BoBG.

      • John
        John
        January 8, 2017 at 5:42 pm | #

        Yeah, my headcanon, since he started showing up in DoA, has been that his real name is Bob Guy. I find this particularly amusing because I know a Robert Guy, though he goes by “Robb”, after the one in ASoIaF.

  8. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    January 8, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Buckets of Blood Guy don’t got no arms.

    • lia47
      lia47
      January 8, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      he’s naruto running

    • SUGauthor
      SUGauthor
      January 8, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Damn it, he’s gonna see some buckets of blood one way or another!

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 8, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      How else is he gonna get buckets of blood?

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      January 8, 2017 at 7:57 am | #

      I sing of arms and the man,

      • Arian
        Arian
        January 8, 2017 at 11:57 pm | #

        ROFL

  9. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    January 8, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    Sads 🙁

  10. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    January 8, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    …

    …How am I supposed to make a long-ass rambling thing based on a single sentence if there aren’t even any words in the comic?

    BBCC, this one is all yours!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 8, 2017 at 12:56 am | #

      Not very long ass, but I did my best. XD

      I don’t have much to say – my heart breaks for Danny. I hope he and Amber get a chance to chat. Also – echoing Cerb’s point later down. This is MUCH healthier than he was after breaking up with Dorothy. He’s doing his best not to pine and to get away from situations where pining is easier. And yeah, Amber notices him now.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      January 8, 2017 at 7:59 am | #

      Is the square on the back wall for a projector, or some new college thing from after my time?

      • Sam
        Sam
        January 8, 2017 at 10:55 am | #

        From my knowledge, projectors tend to be on the ceiling near the front where students can’t easily access them without carrying a ladder in. And sometimes there are plug sockets up really high on the wall at the front too for no discernable reason.

        • Spack
          Spack
          January 8, 2017 at 1:11 pm | #

          If the room is old enough, there might be a projection room behind it to accommodate a film projector. It may or may not be used for that anymore, and the hole may or may not be shuttered, but that square for the projector hole could easily still be there.

  11. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 8, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    Aww, now the question here is who is the REAL coward?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 8, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      Nobody? It’s an uncomfortable situation for both of them.

      I hope they’ll meet up and start talking to each other again, but “in the middle of class in front of a bunch of other people” isn’t the ideal time or place.

      • Kris
        Kris
        January 8, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

        I kinda hope they don’t start talking. That conversation’s gonna get real awkward if Danny finds out she’s hanging with Sal.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          January 8, 2017 at 2:29 am | #

          I don’t see how? They broke up because he tried to get her to hang up her cape, not because he was taking to Sal.

          • Jason
            Jason
            January 8, 2017 at 3:47 am | #

            It was a looot more complicated than that. If Danny had tried to have that conversation without Sal reminding Amber/AG of her trauma they likely would have had much more of a conversation on the subject. Instead, he (unknowingly) brought it up at the worst possible time, when AG was not only being reminded of her trauma but also feeling like Danny had betrayed her by being chummy with the cause of said trauma. To her it felt like Sal had taken Danny from her, not that Danny was afraid for her safety.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              January 8, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

              It is incredibly weird to me just how, like, pleasant it is to see someone explain why Amber freaked out then rather than just going “oh she’s just that shitty and violent.”

              I get why Amber flipped her lid, I’ve done that too in situations like that, and it sucks to hear so much from anonymous randos about how it makes you shitty and broken.

              • CoMa
                CoMa
                January 8, 2017 at 12:21 pm | #

                I don’t think anyone intended to apply this to someone in real life. They are still fictional characters we are talking about here.
                But well, we are provided with the explanation since we as readers saw firsthand what happened to her, even her flashbacks, which are a major factor in her struggling. Which makes to us her actions not that shitty (imo) but also not healthy either.
                Danny now never heard about Sal (at least I believe so), he just knew that she had issues and experienced some of them in the confrontation with her father. But Amber never actually told him about Sal, or even hinted that she and Sal had any kind of past. Heck, even Sal doesn’t seem to know. Which makes Amber, though a relatable character, acting shitty in the comic, because all her co-people don’t know about all this.
                In real life, you normally don’t get that from someone being violent to you or someone you know – you just experience the action, just like Danny did in the comic. Which makes it – on personal level – a shitty behaviour. Because she did not trust Danny enough to simply talk about any of that. I consider it to be the same with people reacting e.g. jealous in their relationships because they idk feel not good enough for their partner subconsciously, have self-doubt or sthg like that, and thus drive their partner away with controlling behaviour after some time, instead of telling them at some point WHY they act like that. And for that to happen they need to be able to self-reflect, to become conscious of the why themselves, and to trust in their relationship enough to be able to communicate about such matters.
                But that’d just be the ideal case and as we probably all know, life doesn’t go like that, because emotions are not always rational.

              • CoMa
                CoMa
                January 8, 2017 at 12:21 pm | #

                sorry, that became kinda long….

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 8, 2017 at 12:30 pm | #

                  My point is that it sucks that I can go “I relate to this” and then have a bunch of people go “acting like this at any moment regardless of reasoning makes you bad/toxic/broken/an abuser.”

                • CoMa
                  CoMa
                  January 8, 2017 at 4:14 pm | #

                  Yes, that really sucks 🙁

                  Though I don’t believe the others meant it exactly that way (as a generalisation – since what they’re referencing is the comic), if you read it like that, it’s legitimately like that for you and I have no right to tell you how you can or should perceive their statements in another way. I also have no solution to the situation besides adding that generalisations like that I personally perceive to be generally bad, though we humans tend to do generalisations (or putting people into neat little categories), most of the time unconsciously.

        • fire_daws
          fire_daws
          January 8, 2017 at 6:51 pm | #

          Amazi-gal has been hanging with Sal, Amber wouldn’t go near her (except to stab her of course).

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 8, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

      Buckets of Blood Guy, of course.

    • Max
      Max
      January 8, 2017 at 1:00 am | #

      Shaggy? He certainly does run from a lot of monsters.

  12. katerly
    katerly
    January 8, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Good for Danny. That whole, “you’re dating part of me but friends with the other part” was just bad news. Yeah he’s being passive aggressive. But who isn’t in this arc?

    • Dana
      Dana
      January 8, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

      I don’t read that as passive aggression so much as wanting her out of his field of view for his own sanity.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        January 8, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

        I can see either of these being valid explanations, and I think that while it is probably mainly one of the reasons, it could partially be the other as well.

      • Kris
        Kris
        January 8, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

        But now he’s in her field of view reversing the process like that one Uno card! What about Amber’s arguably more fragile sanity?

        • Dana
          Dana
          January 8, 2017 at 12:37 am | #

          If he’s giving too much thought to that than yes, passive aggression could be at play. I’m not seeing it, myself.

        • Thulcandran
          Thulcandran
          January 8, 2017 at 12:54 am | #

          I think after a breakup, your first responsibility is to your own sanity, not your ex’s.

          • Tarkara
            Tarkara
            January 8, 2017 at 1:59 am | #

            This. You can be respectful after a break up but he still has to go to class and therefore do whats best for him. If he is having trouble concentrating with her in his field of view then moving seats is the right choice.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      January 8, 2017 at 9:47 am | #

      I took it as him figuring that she would prefer to be able to see him rather than think he was watching her from behind. I thought he changed seats to be nice to her.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 8, 2017 at 11:00 am | #

      I took it more as him finding it awkward to sit next to her, awkward to sit behind her, and still awkward several rows in front of her but now he can’t see her reaction at least.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 8, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    –Just take a seat, they’re always free
    No surprise, no mystery
    I’m this theater I call my soul
    I always play the starring role–So Lonely!

  14. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    January 8, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    Like, zoinks, it’s Shaggy. Like, what’s he doing in college? Shouldn’t he be running from a ghost? Then again, he’d probably make one hell of a track and field athlete.

    • Dana
      Dana
      January 8, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

      He’s investigating a ghost that hides behind doors and goes wherever she likes undetected but for a faint odor of Cocoa Puffs.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        January 8, 2017 at 8:03 am | #

        They are investigating the rumors of an avenging angel flying around the campus and tossing cars around with her mind.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 8, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

      Please, that’s not Shaggy. That’s his twin brother Edward. And don’t you dare mention that embarrassing pothead brother of his, who thinks his dog talks to him and hangs out with a guy wearing an ascot, which has to be a sign of something unsavoury.

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        January 8, 2017 at 2:03 am | #

        Are you accusing Fred of something heinous? Then again, his weird trap fetish may actually be masking something darker now that I think about it.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 8, 2017 at 1:30 am | #

      Scooby Doo goes back and forth on whether the kids went to college. I seem to recall Scooby Doo in Cyberspace mentioned they did.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 8, 2017 at 1:35 am | #

        It was high school. Memory, WHY?

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        January 9, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

        Hanna Barbera haven’t exactly been big on continuity. The original Flintstones is full of continuity problems, like Joe Rockhead’s character design changing between episodes, Wilma having more than one maiden name etc.

  15. John
    John
    January 8, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Uh oh, Danny’s got his goth sweatshirt on. Better keep him away from Billie’s booze stash. And Ruth.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 8, 2017 at 10:18 am | #

      Amber does have a knack for acting with integrity.

      • John
        John
        January 8, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

        She’s hasn’t got the “no regrets” part down yet, though.

  16. swizzermon
    swizzermon
    January 8, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Holy son of a gun! DANNY! I missed you so much! My sweet child, it’s been 4 months! Give me a hug! :’D

  17. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 8, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

    It’s weird for me to think that I just finished up my last quarter of university a few weeks ago, yet the characters are not even at their first winter break, despite the fact that I started college at the same time Joyce did.

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      January 8, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

      That is the major flaw with this comic. The chronology isn’t really real.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        January 8, 2017 at 12:43 am | #

        Model railroad hobbyists who try to operate their layouts in ‘prototypical’ fashion (as opposed to just watching the trains go ’round and ’round) sometimes use something called a “fast clock” so that one hour (model time) takes place in, for example, ten minutes real time.

        Willis has gone to the other extreme and is using a verr-rr-rr-ryyy *SLOW* clock, so that each chapter of each book is one day (comic time) and takes anywhere from 80 days on up in real time.

        • Kris
          Kris
          January 8, 2017 at 12:55 am | #

          What throws me off is when they reference things that didn’t exist when the comic first started like Steven Universe or Pokemon Go. Thankfully it doesn’t happen too often but just imagine if this comic goes on long enough they’ll live in a world where they just started collge and Trump’s been president of two years!

          • John
            John
            January 8, 2017 at 2:07 am | #

            I think you mean “if the world goes on long enough”.

            • Inspector Hound
              Inspector Hound
              January 8, 2017 at 10:17 am | #

              Or if the Trump presidency goes on long enough.

              We’re holding a pool. How many times he’ll be impeached.

              Whether any of those impeachments will result in a conviction, or if he’ll just resign, is the
              subject of a different pool.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 8, 2017 at 1:01 am | #

        How do you mean? The chronology works fine in-universe. It’s just very very slow paced. We know how many days it’s been in universe – a little over a month, roughly Oct. 6th. And it operates on comic book time – it is always this year, forever. So, “Oct. 6th” can mean 2016, 2017, and so on and so forth.

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      January 8, 2017 at 5:42 am | #

      Somehow, all the characters live in a bubble of massively distorted space time, as if IU was near a black hole or something, which dilates their time massively compared to the outside world. From their perspective, time anywhere else in the world proceeds much faster, but it still allows for new trends and technologies to seep into their bubble.

  18. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    January 8, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

    Comic Reactions:

    Panel 2: Different row, but still looking at Amber. And uh oh, Amber in a middle seat so now is likely to get two creepsters moving in shortly. I wonder if this is partially intended as a self-destruction thing, like “punishing” the self-loathing alter for how things went with Danny with the “golden” alter.

    Panel 3-4: Head down, but glancing with blushes the next panel. Yeah, that captures a breakup really well. Especially one that had some ugly elements in it near the end. Danny is hurt by the end of things, but part of him also longs still for her and what they had together.

    And that’s a nice parallel with Billie being in a similarly conflicted space about Ruth in the previous comic.

    Panel 5: And moving in the front, blushing, looking away, and hurting. But I’m so proud of Danny here. We know his usual method of handling heartbreak and it’s really self-destructive. So the fact that he’s out and doing things to reduce the amount of suffering he’s actively putting himself through, not sitting next to Amber, not sitting where he’ll be tempted to look over her all period, doing his part to separate and heal.

    I mean, that’s remarkable, Danny is doing the healthy things in recovering from heartbreak and that’s a huge character growth for him.

    And Amber, glancing over herself. And that’s full of even more meaning because of how the Amazi-girl alter decided to interpret the breakup. After all, we know that the Amber alter also loved Danny, and has felt completely shut out of being able to process the fallout and messy emotions of this breakup.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 8, 2017 at 1:31 am | #

      Danny is Dannying really well. He goes on, he doesn’t grandstand and he tries to minimize the damage.

      And poor Amber. She has very few tools to deal with this. I’m glad she is in class, at least.

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 8, 2017 at 12:53 am | #

    Panel One: Ah, yes, this class exists. That’s….that’s gonna be awkward. And yay, Buckets of Blood Guy! I miss the annoying Shortpacked customers. I have a soft spot for them, since Shortpacked was my intro to Willis’ work.

    Panel Two: And yep, ex sighted. Now officially awkward. Poor Danny. He wants to help Amber so much, but that blew up in his face.

    Panel Three: So he won’t say anything, he’s just gonna hang around and sit in the next row and try not to get any attention over anything.

    Panel Four: But no, he can’t help looking and that’s no good for class time. Pine over your ex later, Danny, education is important.

    Panel Five: Poor Danny. He looks so miserable. I just want to hug him. And now Amber’s noticed him. This will be interesting. Is it too much to ask for them to talk to each other? I really want them to straighten out…well a lot of things. Even if they don’t get back together, it’d be nice if they could be friends.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 8, 2017 at 1:34 am | #

      I really how they will manage to talk to each other, but that is complicated. I think Danny is good to wait for Amber to take the first step. If she’s not ready to talk it can blow up spectacularly (again).

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 8, 2017 at 1:37 am | #

        Very true. Hopefully they’re in a better spot to talk soon, though Danny’s improved break up coping and Amber…..

        Okay, fine, Amber. AG’s been shunting her problems onto her lately, so hopefully Amber will be okay because AG’s clearly not.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 8, 2017 at 1:37 am | #

          Clearly not helping with that.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      January 8, 2017 at 8:08 am | #

      He should have move to one row in front of her, so she could move one row in front of him, and then repeat again and again, to Benny Hill music.

  20. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 8, 2017 at 12:54 am | #

    Ruh-roh.

  21. Rio
    Rio
    January 8, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

    Looking back through the posts Norville is posted in I have one question. Does Norville only have one green shirt?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 8, 2017 at 1:19 am | #

      He probably has a closet full of them, all made from unidentifiable yet unmistakably cheap fabric

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        January 8, 2017 at 8:10 am | #

        I have like a dozen or so identical French Blue dress shirts to save time dressing in the morning.

        • StClair
          StClair
          January 8, 2017 at 10:04 am | #

          Similarly, I have white shirts and light blue shirts. And one cream shirt, just to break it up a little. (In the past, a sage green shirt filled that spot in the rotation.)

    • UltraKyrie
      UltraKyrie
      January 8, 2017 at 3:40 am | #

      What, you think this comic has the budget to give the extras full wardrobes?

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      January 8, 2017 at 6:57 am | #

      This is a decade before Shortpacked but Buckets of Blood guy is wearing the same shirt. Presumably newer now.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        January 8, 2017 at 11:45 am | #

        Never underestimate how long a geek can continue wearing the same t-shirt, especially if it bears artwork relevant to his interests.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          January 8, 2017 at 11:51 am | #

          Truth.

  22. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 8, 2017 at 1:12 am | #

    Sad Danny is sad 🙁

  23. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 8, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

    I’m not surprised at how Danny is dealing with this. After all, he’s a pretty up-front guy.

  24. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    January 8, 2017 at 1:18 am | #

    So Willis, is Buckets a big fan of the Decepticon Justice Division?

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      January 8, 2017 at 1:20 am | #

      he boycotts mtmte because it panders to sjws

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        January 8, 2017 at 10:08 am | #

        I’ve read the first five volumes of it and it really is as good as everyone says. I don’t think it even has a single bad line of dialogue.

        I can’t forgive James Roberts for killing off a cute tiny gay robot though.

      • Foxhack
        Foxhack
        January 8, 2017 at 1:50 pm | #

        I didn’t expect an answer, haha. Thanks!

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        January 8, 2017 at 8:58 pm | #

        If that’s not good enough reason to find it and start reading it, I don’t know what is!

  25. Dierna
    Dierna
    January 8, 2017 at 1:25 am | #

    Jinkies! Shaggy apparantly goes to college now….Zoinks!

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      January 8, 2017 at 8:11 am | #

      Is he majoring in Criminology, or Metaphysical Biology?

      • FlameCloaks
        FlameCloaks
        January 8, 2017 at 10:22 am | #

        MB would lead to Gems, like from Steven Universe.

  26. Vancore
    Vancore
    January 8, 2017 at 2:15 am | #

    Buckets of blood has been in two comics and has had 4 speaking lines. Norville has been in 7 comics with no speaking lines. Congrats to the two popular background characters, you put random TV background characters to shame!

  27. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 8, 2017 at 2:41 am | #

    awkaaard

  28. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 8, 2017 at 2:56 am | #

    Well, looks like Danny is being added to the (long) list of people in this strip who desperately need a hug! Now, Amber has noticed Danny’s behaviour. I wonder is she’s going to respond to it in any way and, if she does, in what way?

  29. UltraKyrie
    UltraKyrie
    January 8, 2017 at 3:38 am | #

    Sooo did Danny move so he wouldn’t have to see Amber, or so that Amber would see him? I’d think the former I guess

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      January 8, 2017 at 10:13 am | #

      I’m gonna guess former as well. Which is healthy. No need to cause oneself extra distress when one doesn’t have to.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 8, 2017 at 10:16 am | #

      The former. Looking at her is causing him grief so he wants her out of his eyesight.

      If he thought that doing so would make her feel as miserable as he is right now, I doubt he’d do it.

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      January 9, 2017 at 5:53 am | #

      I think it’s the former too, because if he wanted her to see him he would have moved only a row in front, rather than as far up front as he could (assuming there are only 4 rows of chairs in the class).

  30. CJ
    CJ
    January 8, 2017 at 5:03 am | #

    Is that arm Ethan?

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      January 8, 2017 at 5:51 am | #

      no

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 8, 2017 at 11:14 am | #

      The skintone is more like Jacob’s (but it’s almost certainly not Jacob either). Also if it were Ethan, Danny wouldn’t leave an empty seat between them. Also if Ethan were here, he and Amber would be sitting together. Also if Ethan had this class, he and Amber would’ve been sitting together on previous occasions.

  31. gqbrielle
    gqbrielle
    January 8, 2017 at 9:56 am | #

    Danny, baby.

  32. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    January 8, 2017 at 12:28 pm | #

    Re-reading this comic from the start for the third time, and it still feels pretty fresh. Maybe a little too fresh, in some places. I always consider skipping a certain couple of Dina-heavy chapters, even though she’s just about my favorite character.

  33. Jason
    Jason
    January 8, 2017 at 2:19 pm | #

    Since Amber has had a change of heart about Sal, I wonder if she’ll have a change of heart about Danny.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 8, 2017 at 2:22 pm | #

      She already has. Now she’s convinced that Danny is better off without her, and that she’s a danger to him.

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 8, 2017 at 7:41 pm | #

        Um. Did I miss something?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          January 8, 2017 at 7:44 pm | #

          The strip where Dorothy says she’s sorry that they broke up. Amber looks a little forlorn before remarking that Danny would eventually see it as a good thing, and then when she was talking about it with Ethan she said that things could have gotten dangerous, and Amazi-Girl had to let him go “before somebody got hurt.”

  34. J
    J
    January 8, 2017 at 5:17 pm | #

    Is … Is Shaggy going to out Amazi-Girl?!

    • John
      John
      January 8, 2017 at 5:50 pm | #

      *pulls off Amazi-Girl’s mask* “The campus vigilante was Old Woman O’Malley all this time! She was in league with Daisy to drive up IDS readership numbers!”

      “i would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling stoners and that fucking dog! And who are you calling old? I’m eighteen, for fuck’s sake.”

      • Not Pablo360
        Not Pablo360
        January 8, 2017 at 8:55 pm | #

        “Also, why the fuck can that dog talk? There aren’t any other true fantasy elements in this franchise, so why this one thing?”

  35. Not Pablo360
    Not Pablo360
    January 8, 2017 at 8:22 pm | #

    Apparently if you use the Tor browser, since it doesn’t save personal information and anonymizes your IP through the Tor network, you can vote infinitely in the polls.

    • Not Pablo360
      Not Pablo360
      January 8, 2017 at 8:26 pm | #

      Also apparently your comments need to await moderation.

      • Carriethedragon
        Carriethedragon
        January 8, 2017 at 9:42 pm | #

        Just for first-time posters.

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          January 10, 2017 at 10:17 pm | #

          When I’m using Tor I don’t have any cookies so it always thinks I’m a first-time poster.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      January 9, 2017 at 1:57 am | #

      I could easily just vote from my other computer (which has the same outward IP address), so I’m pretty sure it’s just cookie based. (I don’t vote from the other computer on purpose.)

  36. Briny
    Briny
    January 8, 2017 at 11:17 pm | #

    Blue-shirted Shoulder Guy’s back! Wooo!

  37. Skizz
    Skizz
    January 9, 2017 at 12:00 am | #

    Awkward!!

  38. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 9, 2017 at 12:00 am | #

    I want to talk to you but I want you to be the one to break the ice first because I just want to be a coward.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      January 9, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      Or maybe I respect that you told me to go away and that remains in force until explicitly revoked.

  39. trlkly
    trlkly
    January 9, 2017 at 1:56 am | #

    Picked a good comic to accidentally miss. Not a bad comic, just not much to discuss.

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