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by David M Willis on June 2, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Media Rumble
└ Tags: amber, danny, dorothy, joe

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 2, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    It’s Jinx week, innit?

    *punch*

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      June 2, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      and I thought I was going to be the first with a Kim Possible reference!

      Bah!

      Well Played Jen. Well Played.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        June 2, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

        … Bloody kids today.

        • Dox
          Dox
          June 2, 2011 at 8:13 am | #

          Sorry…cant take that seriously with a ‘My little ponies” Gravatar

          • arjay2813
            arjay2813
            June 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm | #

            the imagery of bloody kids is made even moar entertaining with the serious or angry looking pony in the picture. and i invisioned this http://www.rhymes-with-witch.com/rww09152010.shtml only with less frolicking, and angry, yelling ponies in the stands

      • Slipgate
        Slipgate
        June 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm | #

        I’m not sure if that was meant as Kim Possible. If it had been, I think *punch* would’ve instead been “You owe me a soda!”

        (Aside: Anyone imagine what they’ll tell each other they owe each other in the future, INSTEAD of sodas? :P)

        • TheBenenator
          TheBenenator
          June 3, 2011 at 9:30 pm | #

          Their butts/femurs/FAAAAACEs?

    • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      June 2, 2011 at 11:06 am | #

      Jinkies! Oh wait, wrong tooniverse.

  2. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    June 2, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    dorothy might just be the only one out of the 3 who doesn’t know amazi-girl’s true identity to figure it out

    • Berenzen
      Berenzen
      June 2, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      No, danny only suspects that amazi-girls true identity is ultracar

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      June 2, 2011 at 2:25 am | #

      Joe probably won’t, he’s too busy getting laid.

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        June 2, 2011 at 5:14 pm | #

        The mask is probably the one thing he isn’t trying to get off her.

    • JK9000
      JK9000
      June 2, 2011 at 2:36 am | #

      I don’t see how Amber is suppose to know, either.

    • Chiatroll
      Chiatroll
      June 2, 2011 at 4:42 am | #

      Why would they know? Ronald Reagan hasn’t even shown up in this world yet except when he dons his amazi-girl costume.

      • ryan
        ryan
        June 2, 2011 at 8:04 am | #

        yeah, but ronnie was the PRESIDENT. he’s very recognizable. i honestly don’t see how the entire student body hasn’t figured it out yet.

    • Freon
      Freon
      June 2, 2011 at 11:53 am | #

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

    • arjay2813
      arjay2813
      June 2, 2011 at 12:34 pm | #

      after looking at all those, i’m just glad nobody said Faz is amazi-girl (well, an alt-reality femFaz)

      • XMD
        XMD
        June 2, 2011 at 1:23 pm | #

        Are you like a vegan or something? You didn’t even consider Trans Faz in your diet.

        • Zagrede
          Zagrede
          June 2, 2011 at 3:01 pm | #

          *rimshot*

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 2, 2011 at 9:20 pm | #

        Clearly you missed some of my comments over the last few days. ^_^

        • Laurel Raven
          Laurel Raven
          June 3, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

          I noticed…unfortunately.

          Can’t…get…image…out…of…head!

  3. Seerow
    Seerow
    June 2, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    How does Amber know the masked vigilante’s name? Maybe she knows something!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 2, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

      Well, she could be Amazi-Girl but that’s insane, right?

      • Stephen
        Stephen
        June 2, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

        Of course it’s insane, everybody knows that Dorothy is Amazi-Girl, duh.

      • Cha
        Cha
        June 2, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

        Amber is Ultra-Car, remember?

        • Seerow
          Seerow
          June 2, 2011 at 1:23 am | #

          So Dorothy (Amazi-Girl) rides Amber (Ultra-Car) frequently?

          • 1Samildanach
            1Samildanach
            June 2, 2011 at 2:04 am | #

            Like a Mini-Con.

            • wnderjif
              wnderjif
              June 2, 2011 at 2:14 am | #

              POWER-LINX!

              • milk experiment
                milk experiment
                June 2, 2011 at 4:11 pm | #

                Don’t cross the Willis fandom meme-streams! It would be bad.

                • dchorror
                  dchorror
                  June 2, 2011 at 5:15 pm | #

                  How bad are we talking?

                • Vabolo
                  Vabolo
                  June 2, 2011 at 7:07 pm | #

                  ET: The Video Game bad.

                • LaurelRaven
                  LaurelRaven
                  June 3, 2011 at 10:52 pm | #

                  Try to imagine all memes as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in the internet exploding at the speed of light.

                • nothri
                  nothri
                  June 6, 2011 at 8:10 pm | #

                  Suddenly I want the Cheese to show up and ask “Are you a God?”

              • CWR
                CWR
                June 2, 2011 at 7:19 pm | #

                BAD bad.

                • Seerow
                  Seerow
                  June 3, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

                  but so good

                • Random Webcomics Junkie
                  Random Webcomics Junkie
                  June 3, 2011 at 10:46 pm | #

                  Seerow: somehow that avatar makes that post so creepy.

  4. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    June 2, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    smooth. 🙂

  5. Jackson
    Jackson
    June 2, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Hmm. Ultra-Car’s been laying low lately.

  6. MacaroniPterodactyl
    MacaroniPterodactyl
    June 2, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    I wish my clone had a secret superhero identity 🙁

    • Baf
      Baf
      June 2, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

      I wish my secret superhero identity had a clone.

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        June 2, 2011 at 1:20 am | #

        You mean like Spider-man?!

      • ryan
        ryan
        June 2, 2011 at 8:06 am | #

        You mean like Ben Reilly?

        • dchorror
          dchorror
          June 2, 2011 at 5:16 pm | #

          Did the two of you plan that?

          • Jack
            Jack
            June 2, 2011 at 8:20 pm | #

            Bet you 5 bucks they did.

            • ryan
              ryan
              June 3, 2011 at 7:52 am | #

              unplanned, but i saw the opportunity.

  7. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 2, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    Wait, Amber are you hiding something? Something to do with Amazi-Girl, perhaps?

    • ProtonCon
      ProtonCon
      June 2, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      Well when you’re the butler of a superhero you gotta play it coy. Citation: Alfred

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 2, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        She’s Amazi-Girl butler? I never thought of that.

        • ryan
          ryan
          June 2, 2011 at 8:07 am | #

          yup, amber is secretly amazi-girl’s butler, alfred.

          • Lesharo
            Lesharo
            June 2, 2011 at 12:36 pm | #

            Sad to say that I could probably name a few 50-60 year old Englishmen who would pose as co-eds to pick up college boys.

  8. Someone
    Someone
    June 2, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    Excellent. It finally feels like there’s a storyline taking center stage instead of random snippets of everyone’s day to day (Which we’ve only seen four days worth)

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      June 2, 2011 at 12:19 pm | #

      I’m not certain if you’re referring to the comic as a whole or just the recent strips. Because there have definitely been storylines already that have “finished” and others that have started and are being developed.

  9. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    June 2, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    Wow, that went a lot better than I was expecting.

    • MM
      MM
      June 2, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      Amazi-Girl’s awesome powers of distraction save the day! Or date, possibly.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 2, 2011 at 7:04 am | #

        Her powers of distraction would improve drastically if she were to add a chest window to her costume.

        http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/11/2176bc6b-1af6-4206-8aa4-4fea0f6ca5d5.jpg

        • Pat
          Pat
          June 2, 2011 at 11:45 am | #

          http://www.shortpacked.com/2007/comic/book-4/11-the-amazing-spider-car/mammobombs/#comments

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 2, 2011 at 4:00 am | #

      It ain’t over yet 😉

  10. Rognik
    Rognik
    June 2, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    I guess she’s unnamed no longer!

  11. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    June 2, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

    So Danny is Amazi-Girl?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 2, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      No, Danny could not be Amazi-Girl. Amazi-Girl saved him, remember?

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        June 2, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

        He staged it with a robot duplicate, like all the good superheroes do.

        Or it was just Foggy Nelson standing in. One or the other.

        • goatman95111
          goatman95111
          June 2, 2011 at 3:19 am | #

          Rather than a robot, don’t you mean Burt Ward?

      • Henry
        Henry
        June 2, 2011 at 12:30 pm | #

        We’ve been through this. Danny can’t be Amazi-Girl because Ultra-Car is Amazi-Girl. Amber is Spider-Car.

    • lawzlo
      lawzlo
      June 2, 2011 at 6:36 am | #

      Maybe Joe is Amazi-Girl. Or better yet, maybe Li’l Joe is Amazi-Girl!

      • lawzlo
        lawzlo
        June 2, 2011 at 6:45 am | #

        Li’l Joe is Amazi-Girl, and that’s why you couldn’t get a good look at him in that video! Amazi-Girl was hiding inside of that woman to preserve his secret identity!

        • ryan
          ryan
          June 2, 2011 at 8:10 am | #

          no no no no no

          li’l joe is stoolie the amazi-stool.

          • CWR
            CWR
            June 2, 2011 at 7:22 pm | #

            Well, he DOES get sat on quite a bit…

            PLAUSIBLE.

  12. meanderling
    meanderling
    June 2, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

    Don’t they already (kinda, sorta?) know each other from http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/swap/ this strip?

    • Cha
      Cha
      June 2, 2011 at 12:52 am | #

      They didn’t actually introduce themselves to each other.

  13. Wackd
    Wackd
    June 2, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

    We’re going to end up with a version of the Spider-Man Clone Wars where it turns out Dorothy is Amazi-Girl, aren’t we?

    Maybe she broke up with Danny to protect her secret identity.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      June 2, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      Oh, and just to save you all the trouble:

      “But Ultra-Car looks nothing like Dorothy! How could they be clones?”

      • Henry
        Henry
        June 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm | #

        That’s where Robin comes in. She finds a way while on Cadbury Creme Egg cereal.

  14. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    June 2, 2011 at 12:33 am | #

    D: Well I’m glad I was WRONG, but…. *scratches head* is this any better? o.e;

    • beeftony
      beeftony
      June 2, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

      Look, I hate to ask this question, but all you seem to have are negative comments, so… why are you reading this again?

      • Dahlia
        Dahlia
        June 2, 2011 at 2:04 pm | #

        D//x; it does seem that way.

        I like the story and the art (which is rare because its usually one or the other) and the characters…but some of them just shouldn’t mesh romantically, different universe or not s:

        I knew Danny was going to arrive with Amber when Dorothy was interviewing Joe, and I knew her reaction would be “: / so quick to get over me, huh?” …I’m glad the subject got changed, but I think we can all agree we’d rather not have her secret identity be discovered so soon >//<;

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 2, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

    We know that Amber isn’t Amazi-Girl as she isn’t immune to criticism.

    I suspect that Faz must therefore be Amazi-Girl.

    • Daeva
      Daeva
      June 2, 2011 at 1:57 am | #

      No, if that were the case, the instant Faz donned the Amazi-garb, he’d instantly be overcome with the urge to procreate with himself.

      • lawzlo
        lawzlo
        June 2, 2011 at 6:38 am | #

        I thought Faz had that urge anyways?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 2, 2011 at 8:10 am | #

          He has been known to give a mop names and mount them, so that part wouldn’t change.

          • ryan
            ryan
            June 2, 2011 at 8:12 am | #

            so the mop is stoolie?

        • Henry
          Henry
          June 2, 2011 at 1:05 pm | #

          We’ve been through this. Because there will also be a Fazette in this universe, Faz will be able to procreate with himself/herself.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      June 2, 2011 at 11:24 am | #

      In my book, the longer we go without seeing Faz, the better. He makes me cringe and I am enjoying his absence.

      Not that he’s not funny sometimes. But he is only sometimes funny, whereas he is always weird and creepy.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 3, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

        What? No love for the Faz? Impossible! 😛

  16. Bekah
    Bekah
    June 2, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

    So Amber and Dorothy have met before.

  17. IamTheMasterPlan
    IamTheMasterPlan
    June 2, 2011 at 1:32 am | #

    Did anyone notice that the site banner changed to have Joe instead of Sarah? When did that happen?

    • Darden
      Darden
      June 2, 2011 at 1:41 am | #

      Author decided to put the 3 most voted characters on the banner. Happened a few strips ago.

      • IamTheMasterPlan
        IamTheMasterPlan
        June 2, 2011 at 1:46 am | #

        Well then I better come up with something entertaining to say about this strip so that this comment thread does not make me look absolutely idiotic!

        …I love how horrified Danny looks at having his new crush and his ex-girlfriend meet.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 2, 2011 at 8:13 am | #

          But you cannot really call yourself a member of the DoA community until you posted a few idiotic comments, usually in the form of memes.

          FAAAAAAACE

          • Jetstream
            Jetstream
            June 2, 2011 at 11:42 am | #

            I’ve found that you can join the community by studiously avoiding those memes just as easily as giving in to them.

            • Lesharo
              Lesharo
              June 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm | #

              Exactly, instead try putting them into comment threads in other webcomics, just to see who from that comic will follow along.

              • dchorror
                dchorror
                June 2, 2011 at 5:22 pm | #

                And start looking for names that you recognize from other comics comment threads.

          • Henry
            Henry
            June 2, 2011 at 1:06 pm | #

            With your penis. For a nickel. >:D

    • Eri
      Eri
      June 2, 2011 at 8:25 am | #

      Actually, I did not notice that.

      Mind blown.

  18. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    June 2, 2011 at 1:44 am | #

    How is it that Dorothy can recognize Joe’s “Lil Joe?”

    • licoricepencil
      licoricepencil
      June 2, 2011 at 1:51 am | #

      Maybe he Joed her.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        June 2, 2011 at 9:43 pm | #

        That’s kinda what I’m thinking … “Methinks the lady doth protest too much.”

        @Daeva: Re: “Accident”. And there’s that too. Joe seems like the kind of guy who would walk through the house after a shower without a towel waving his “Lil Joe” yelling “Woohoo!”

    • Daeva
      Daeva
      June 2, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

      She and Danny dated for a pretty substantial amount of time, and Joe is Danny’s best friend…

      …given Joe’s antics, I’m sure Dorothy got a few glimpses of “Lil Joe” here and there by accident. Whether or not those times were really accidents on Joe’s part, weeeeellllll…

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        June 2, 2011 at 5:23 pm | #

        But why would it have been enough to recognize it? You’d imagine most people would look away.

  19. Daeva
    Daeva
    June 2, 2011 at 1:55 am | #

    Alright, alright, I’ve got it all figured out. Danny is Amazi-girl, using the guise of a female to make his secret identity harder to trace!

    Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But Daeva, Amazi-Girl SAVED Danny in the strip they met, how could he be saved by himself?”

    A valid question, but that’s where my other theory comes into play. Amber is actually…a WereDanny!

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      June 2, 2011 at 2:18 am | #

      so… danny bit amber so that he could save himself to protect his identity on the off chance that someone suspected him of being a cross-dressing super hero?

      hes like a fractactical genius!

    • ryan
      ryan
      June 2, 2011 at 8:16 am | #

      this is a solid theory. the only question i have is, how do you know that the amazi-girl identity is supposed to be female?

      • Lesharo
        Lesharo
        June 2, 2011 at 12:48 pm | #

        While the long hair and boobs may apply to either gender I suppose, it’s generally accepted that the Girl in Amazi-Girl implies femininity.

        • Henry
          Henry
          June 2, 2011 at 1:08 pm | #

          Unless it’s Faz.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          June 2, 2011 at 9:46 pm | #

          But that’s why it’s so clever! Really, it is a male character cross-dressing as a female superhero to better protect his secret identity. So Amazi-Girl is really Joe wearing a cunningly-engineered exo-skeleton to disguise his masulinity and to allow his to express his oft-denied feminine side!

  20. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    June 2, 2011 at 2:52 am | #

    Guys.

    I think. . .I think Amber is Amazi-Girl.

    • shoeboxjeddy
      shoeboxjeddy
      June 2, 2011 at 3:59 am | #

      Amber wears glasses. Amazi-Girl doesn’t. Your theory is ridiculous.

    • ryan
      ryan
      June 2, 2011 at 8:18 am | #

      preposterous. they look nothing alike. but i heard amber wrote an amazi-girl sighting app.

      • Henry
        Henry
        June 2, 2011 at 1:08 pm | #

        So people can find Ultra-Car when he drives people into the Amazon and leaves them there?

        • Amazo
          Amazo
          June 2, 2011 at 1:41 pm | #

          Joe has not built Ultra-Car in this universe. Logically, Joe is Amazi-Girl. And… and Danny is Joe.

          …

          Think about it.

          • Henry
            Henry
            June 2, 2011 at 8:12 pm | #

            Mind. Blown.

  21. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 2, 2011 at 4:28 am | #

    Joe built Amazi-Girl and he used Dotty as a template.

    • Aslee
      Aslee
      June 2, 2011 at 11:24 am | #

      Good Lord, yes!!! And he made her brunette so no one would think it really was Dotty. His first thought when seeing Amber was: ‘Oh Crap’, not ‘Creepy’.

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        June 2, 2011 at 5:25 pm | #

        And he used Danny’s personality as a base to program her.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 2, 2011 at 7:56 pm | #

          And Spider-Car will later become his new super-hero project.

        • Zem
          Zem
          June 3, 2011 at 2:09 pm | #

          It makes sense, they are both immune to rejection.

  22. NF
    NF
    June 2, 2011 at 9:37 am | #

    “politically-adjacent”

    Heh.

  23. Zem
    Zem
    June 2, 2011 at 11:39 am | #

    We should start putting name tags on those two or something. I have no idea who is talking in each panel.

    • Lesharo
      Lesharo
      June 2, 2011 at 12:57 pm | #

      I know! I can never tell which one is Joe and which one is Danny, either.

      • Zem
        Zem
        June 2, 2011 at 5:51 pm | #

        I was talking about Amber and Danny, obviously.

        Why was Amber dating Dorothy, again?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 2, 2011 at 9:26 pm | #

          To provide the readers with some yuri fanservice naturally. 😛

          • Zem
            Zem
            June 3, 2011 at 2:11 pm | #

            Clone shipping. It’s the new “in” thing.

  24. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    June 2, 2011 at 3:19 pm | #

    Dan doesn’t know Amber was Amazi-Girl that night, but I wonder if Amber recognizes the boy she saved was Dan.

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      June 2, 2011 at 5:26 pm | #

      Why would she? Ultra-car is Amazi-girl, not Amber.

  25. Liberal1337
    Liberal1337
    June 2, 2011 at 3:33 pm | #

    Dude, everyone knows that Galasso is amazi girl

  26. milk experiment
    milk experiment
    June 2, 2011 at 4:29 pm | #

    Two guesses on how this will go: (1) Danny gushes about how amazing Amazi-Girl is, and Amber struggles not to blush or (2) Danny gushes but describes Amazi-Girl as a 6-foot buxom amazon, while Amber struggles not to punch him.

  27. DaniellePhantom
    DaniellePhantom
    June 2, 2011 at 5:06 pm | #

    And so the plot thickens.

  28. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 3, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

    I just noticed that in the first panel, Amber asks “So who is my alleged clone now” suggesting that there have been clones of her around before…. mhmmmmmmm very interesting indeed!

  29. Al the Mighty
    Al the Mighty
    June 4, 2011 at 6:39 pm | #

    Zaph and Rose are still missing in this continuity…

    • Al the Mighty
      Al the Mighty
      June 4, 2011 at 6:42 pm | #

      I forgot to mention in my comment, that Joe’s eyebrows were blown by the clone revelation and landed in Danny’s faaaaacee!!

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