There’s some new stuff today in the Dumbing of Age TeePublic store!
A new t-shirt: “Iguana On Your Head!”
A new…. mask??? It’s a Joyce smile mask, for the outsides.
And in fact, like, apparently a “mask” option was automatically added to, like, everything in my store at some point, so look around, I guess.
Now Let’s Go Commit Something Mildly Subversive Which, at Worst, Will Serve as a Humanizing Anecdote and Not as Anything Truly Threatening to the Power Structures at Hand, aka Dumbing of Age Book 9 (let’s just call it “Book 9”) is now up for Kickstartering! See, it’s that time of year for us again, plus a month or so, because World Be Crazy, but we’re trying to do this anyway!
Book 9 is 216 pages! It’s got the usual strip commentary! It’s got bonus art and rejected strips! It’s got 24 Patreon-only strips! It’s got a foreword by Dork Tower‘s John Kovalic!!!
And, as per usual, we’ve also got magnets. You can pledge for Sal and/or Amber to start, and a free Sarah magnet for everybody unlocks at $35k!
Anyway, pray the post office still exists when this comes out later this year.
The current storyline which begins today, “When It Crumbles,” is sort of a… season finale, in terms of stakes? It’s the end of Year Ten! Stuff is gonna happen! Sometimes scary stuff! I mean, it’s still Dumbing of Age, so we’re not gonna go full thrasher film or anything, but there will be Sustained Sense Of Danger. More danger than usually allotted. Just giving you all a heads up, in case you want to bow out and come back June 23 when the storyline ends so you can read it at your own pace. Or nope out! Your choice, no judgment.
yeah yeah i know this is the worst timing, re: social distancing, but
The world is friggin’ WHAT these days, but at least we’ll always have sequential drawings of people touching themselves and others. In these alone-y times, during which we aren’t allowed to see the outdoors but can readily see our computer monitors far from prying eyes of society, Slipshine has returned with a SPRING SALE! The price for a Slipshine membership is currently slashed down to $9.95! That means for less than ten bucks you can read all 10+ of my totally canon NSFW comic stories (totaling about 200 pages), plus the 20,000 pages across the rest of the site, updating daily!
Save lives, stay home and jerk it.
(i’ll swap back the content warning post and this in a few days)
It’s CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON NOW and so that means the new book is now available for purchase for everyone! Dumbing of Age Book 8: Up Here We Can Be Garbage is here! Seasons Tidings, Happy Holidays, etc.
let me copy-paste my webstore’s write-up down here, like a professional
This 228-page full-color book includes the entire seventh year of strips (four full storylines) from September 2017 through August 2018! There’s commentary! There’s cast bios! There’s bonus features! There’s a year’s worth of bonus strips from Patreon! There’s a Another Foreword by Jeph “butt.church” Jacques! You can also pay extra to get it doodled in and autographed, because this is America.
It’s getting to be Thanksgiving-ish, meaning HOLIDAYS are soon upon us, which in turn means it’s time to throw last year’s Kickstarter magnets up on the online store!
This 12-magnet set includes Amber, Marcie, Malaya, Sal, Howard, Asma, Lucy, Billie, Ruth, Danny, Blowjob Cat, and Sierra. Most are about 4″ tall, but they vary. I have extremely limited numbers of the Carla and Dina magnets, and you can include them (for extra moolah) for a limited time, while supplies last, etc. There’s a selection on the order page.
You can also get all four magnet sets together in a bundle for a pretty good discount.
I’m coming back to Hallowed Dumbing of Age Ground, the lands of Bloomington, Indiana, next weekend! Find me at Vintage Phoenix Comics, downtown, from 1-3pm on Saturday, November 2! That’s right, it’s the afternoon, not the evening as per usual. And it’s a Saturday! I’m shakin’ stuff up.
I’ll bring books and magnets!
I’m returning to (okay I already live here) Columbus, Ohio, this weekend! Cartoon Crossroads Columbus 2019 (CXC) is located within the dreamy halls of the Columbus Metro Library downtown, and you can find me at the upstairs exhibitor area on Saturday, September 28, from 11am-5pm, and Sunday, September 29 from 1pm to 5pm!
(yes, those are all the available exhibitor hours, i’m not skimping you)
I’ll have books and magnets and myself at Table 26!
RIGHT NOW!
Slipshine has the next Dumbing of Age Pornographique: “Boy Story,”starring Ethan and Mike! It’s 16 pages, full color, full canon, and viewable by anybody with a Slipshine membership!
Your membership also gets you access to the ten previous Dumbing of Age Slipshine stories, plus 30+ stand-alone pages!
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