Dumbing of Age

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!! ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs* online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((

Dumbing of Age: "Sweet prank" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics

the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you

Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's nice to see Walter Bubbletea, 80-year-old fiance to someone roughly 20, talk to someone his own age.

"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"

Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...

Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”

*weird dean sounds*

Got my pointy Galvatron slippers.

Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.

everyone: remember to transform your ss86 scavenger so that the shovel arm hangs off his ass like a floppy butt-penis

i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!

Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro I boarded

thanks for the three bigfoot-esque images of cyberworld optimus prime, hasbro pr

"so now what?" "well handing her every knife in the house has worked out for us so far"

CYBERWORLD trailer! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsf...

(june 1, 2026)

the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese

well look at her, that child was right

which do you fuckin THINK, man

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned I can be thrown long enough over POLLY'S FIANCE IS *SIXTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN HER DAD?????* to momentarily forget to wonder HOW IS SISTER STEVEN STILL ALIVE

Dumbing of Age: "Formal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

welp, here we go the guy everyone's been waiting to see tfone starscream

still thinking of that time jerry seinfeld guest starred in the season 2 premiere of 30 rock just so he could stare directly into the camera and plug Bee Movie