I don’t know if I’ve seen one, recently. Have also missed seeing them. Welcome back (even if you’ve been back for a while and I somehow missed it)
Jo_cubstar
Oh weird. No gravatar. Will those be coming back?
clif
I feel safe in saying that’s a definite maybe.
Marisa Mockery
Mobile site still looks weird…..
Wizard
My grav’s sill throwing around his usual blue lightning. If you’re using any kind of ad blocker, check your settings. But it’s annoying that I have to enter my name and e-mail every time despite checking the “save” box.
Hi! Today’s January 31, and it’s also (probably) January 31 in the comic, so that means it’s Dumbing Day. So happy Dumbing Day, everyone! Go out and celebrate by doing something Dumb today. Have fun!
The pork patty in Banquet’s “Backyard BBQ” meal is close to the McRib’s, and allegedly Aldi has one that’s nearly identical to McDonald’s. Then all you need is the onion and a bun.
Allen Alberti
I’m gonna have to look for that Aldi one. the banquet sorely disappoints.
@NGPZ not sure where the term originated but i think of spades associated iwth the face cards like king/queen/joker/etc/ace/diamonds tho i think it had other meaning/slooks?
Laura
“In spades” just means, “to the highest degree”. From card games where “spades” cards were the strongest suit, over clubs, diamonds, and hearts.
The dumb thing I did in spades was get careless with taking too many different kinds of pain and muscle relaxer pills. (Nothing dangerous! Just dumb.)
The smart thing I did (admittedly not in spades, as it was pretty much the only thing I could do) was to spend the whole day in bed afterwards. Just trying to get these muscle spasms quieted down.
I hope you are starting to feel a little better, NGPZ! Does sipping hot bone broth help?
Dwampre Scorrigank
^^
(facetiously) More importantly (and less relevantly, although coincidentally it sort of applies to today’s comic), in the comic Homestuck it’s one of the four quadrants of troll romance, the concupiscent Black Romance (or caliginous) quadrant representing KISMESISSITUDE, roughly arch-nemeses who bang sometimes. Romantically.
Dwampre Scorrigank
(my dumb thing was making an irrelevant homestuck reference)
NGPZ
oh wow @Laura i bet ya were hella conkin out afterwards LMAO
painkillers are very much warranted for me atm, specially cannabis — while my leg has gotten better, it’s still hurting and atrophied and I still can’t walk.
I also got a C. Diff. infection in my gut, so I have to go on 10 day med course for it, can’t even get my first iron transfusion until it’s sorted out
If I aint careful I can get deadly diarrhea from this…
… I’m SO FUCKING SCARED 😭😭😭
Laura
Oh, no, NG! I am *so sorry* you are dealing with all that! How awful for you!
…I’d offer to pray for your wellbeing, but, given the context of this comic strip, I’m not sure that would be welcome? So… “Go without God”? Is that better?
I dunno if it works for C. Difficile, but hubby’s fave go-to for diarrhea is chicken soup and saltines. Mine is glucomannan and coconut water.
The acronym I use for diarrhea-friendly foods is:
“BE BRATTY”.
Broth
Electolyte drinks
Bananas
Rice (white sticky rice especially)
Apples / applesauce
Toast (whitebread toast especially)
Tea (hot herbal tea, like mint or peppermint tea, to sip slowly)
Yogurt / yogurt drinks.
I dunno if that helps for C. Difficile, though. Whatever your doctors tell you.
Sending hopes and hugs your way!
NGPZ
Thank you, Laura ;-; <3
im doing all i canz, the rest is up to Kami, and the late Akira Toriyama TT~TT
Happy caught up day! You may already know this but in case you don’t, the pacing will feel very different now that you’re caught up, it’s just the nature of webcomics as a medium.
This seems likely, actually, given the first panel. Becky is reevaluating her Dina-status. This hopefully means that she’s going to work on the bits of her psyche that screwed things up, so that she can feel worthy of happiness with Dina again. And Becky prioritizing Dina may, in turn, help Dina decide that Joyce was right, and she deserves to be a bit selfish.
And as a plus, the tears of Doyce haters seeing this work in the comic will be as the sweetest of ambrosia to my soul.
honestly, a part of me is kind of expecting that this exact thing was going to work just fine, but Dina actually considers Joyce’s advice, and takes it…selfishly rejecting Becky, and just choosing a world where she doesn’t feel like she’s a second choice, even if she previously questioned the validity of her own feeling. Making it so Joyce ends up completely fucking over Becky, through her assumption that throwing herself at the problem with full passionate bluster would automatically solve every problem in every situation. Given that the lesson that’s on the horizon for Joyce is “you can make decisions that feel good and right, and they can still backfire or blow up in your face or cause unintended consequences,” this would be a really tragic but poignant way for this to play out.
Ok that’s nice what’s with the unnecessary swipe there at the end tho
Taffy
The constant unsolicited PvP around here has gotten pretty old and boring, hasn’t it?
Dot
People feel entitled to say whatever at me because I’m – I guess – a prominent critical voice around these parts and it’s honestly really weird
Jon
Odd, I didn’t see the name “Dot” in there. Given your rather personal reaction, are you certain the “swipe” was “unwarranted”?
Dot
It’s obviously an unnecessary swipe at “Doyce haters,” a phrase which here means “people who are critical of the direction of the story.” But please, feel free continuing to be obtuse.
I think Dorothy’s lived with Becky long enough to know that she’s a lot tougher mentally and/or able to compartmentalize a lot more than most people. And she also appreciates people being performative more than actual sympathy most of the time. Not that she DOESN’T appreciate it (especially from Dina or Joyce in the past), but considering her messy self-esteem most of the time it’s a “yeah I’ll be fine, don’t waste your time feeling sorry for me, let’s go to HIJINKS so everyone isn’t sadsville”.
So Dorothy is giving Becky exactly what she wants.
Dorothy cares about Becky. Becky cares about Dorothy, but has had some conflicting feelings towards her because she did to some degree feel genuine jealousy and hurt over how close Joyce had become with Dorothy in her absence. Hence why she (Becky) has always played up the “We are enemies and you are here to undermine my relationships” bit. It’s an outlet for her feelings that she otherwise doesn’t know what to do with. Meanwhile Dorothy has always stonewalled this banter because she doesn’t WANT to be Becky’s “enemy”, she just wants to be her friend.
Now, Becky has more “legitimate” grounds to feel like Dorothy “stole” Joyce from her/is the cause of her current emotional turmoil. But rather than continuing to lean into the bit and be even more bitter at Dorothy, she had just given up. She admitted that they were never really enemies and that Dorothy has always been a good friend to her. She lost that emotional outlet and is now overwhelmed by her confusing and conflicting feelings, and is blaming herself fully rather than metering out some of the blame onto Dorothy to help her (Becky) cope.
Dorothy saw this, and decided to help Becky regain that emotional stabilizer by being the one to push and insist, no actually we ARE enemies and you SHOULD blame me for all of this. You thought we were friends? Ha! No! I am the cause of all of your problems! It’s not that YOU fucked up, it is that I planned and executed all of this to ruin your relationships once again! Muahahahaha!
Becky sees that Dorothy is doing this, and doing it for her, because they are friends and they do care about each other, and she’s accepting the olive branch. She’s going back into the safety of venting her emotions by “blaming Dorothy”, and letting some of that pressure off of herself. They both know this is an act. They both know they’re doing it for each other. They are each happy to provide the other with this outlet (Dorothy) and accept the stability and grounding it gives them (Becky).
But also there IS still a little bit of genuine resentment (that’s probably too strong, but close enough) that Becky feels towards Dorothy, so she IS going to push things A Little More than she was doing before (see: making her side of the room even more of a mess just to spite Dotty).
Becky immediately choosing to make her room messier is also hilariously apt on multiple levels; it’s the exact thing Dorothy said would work to spite her, sure, that’s a good punchline; but, also, it alludes to the incoming messiness that this new cope is eventually going to cause; but, on the deepest level, not picking up laundry and having a messy space is, like, one of the quintessential stereotypes of a very depressed person. So, in a sense, Dorothy is giving symbolic permission for Becky to cope with her current feelings (or lack thereof, if you prefer to define it like that) in whatever way she needs to, even if it’s inconvenient for Dorothy, and Becky immediately turns her room into the stereotypical unwashed doomer tomb.
Oh man, good read on the fact that now she has a good reason to actually hate her so people don’t perform their own grief at her which she doesn’t want. She can be mad at her comfortably. That’s so smart.
Remember how Becky and Dorothy’s friendship was built on the whole “arch nemesis for taking Joyce away from me” thing that slowly evolved into a real friendship? The one that was largely a front to cover that they like each other and they are friends but it’s more comfortable to keep it antagonistic and distant? The gimmick Becky dropped when she saw Dorothy was having a crisis and called Walky over?
This is Dorothy reasserting it because it’s what makes them both comfortable. Yes, I did steal Joyce away from you — because I’m your EVIL ARCH NEMESIS, and I RUIN everything for you! Which is her way of saying, “I still love you and want to be friends,, and I’m so sorry about all this” and Becky knows that’s what it means too.
156 thoughts on “Architect”
Ana Chronistic
I MUST, in fact!!
Yumi
Whoa, I’ve missed your opening comments! (I actually don’t know if you had a first comment fairly recently or not, but if so, I forgot it.)
Jo_cubstar
I don’t know if I’ve seen one, recently. Have also missed seeing them. Welcome back (even if you’ve been back for a while and I somehow missed it)
Jo_cubstar
Oh weird. No gravatar. Will those be coming back?
clif
I feel safe in saying that’s a definite maybe.
Marisa Mockery
Mobile site still looks weird…..
Wizard
My grav’s sill throwing around his usual blue lightning. If you’re using any kind of ad blocker, check your settings. But it’s annoying that I have to enter my name and e-mail every time despite checking the “save” box.
IntangibleMatter
I think Ana’s been missing! It always makes me worry a little, wondering if they’re okay. Feels weird for them to be absent.
Ruby/AGV
“I have no girlfriend and I must make a mess.”
Makkabee
“REPENT, POINDEXTER!” said the lesbian.
Steamweed
The Ana has returned!
Needfuldoer
As the prophecy foretold.
eh, whatever
As the prophecy will foretell, anachronistically.
NGPZ
ah the prodigal Ana has returned ^-^
hope you have been doing well
or at least, better than I am atm ;-;
clif
Ana’s back and alls right with the world.
the Lurker
Well, Ana has returned anyway.
Anon
get becky some booty shorts with bless this mess on them 8D
Lingo
Hi! Today’s January 31, and it’s also (probably) January 31 in the comic, so that means it’s Dumbing Day. So happy Dumbing Day, everyone! Go out and celebrate by doing something Dumb today. Have fun!
clif
Done.
NGPZ
i tried making McRib sauce. Does that count?
Needfuldoer
The pork patty in Banquet’s “Backyard BBQ” meal is close to the McRib’s, and allegedly Aldi has one that’s nearly identical to McDonald’s. Then all you need is the onion and a bun.
Allen Alberti
I’m gonna have to look for that Aldi one. the banquet sorely disappoints.
AbelUndercity
I’m going to work. Does that count?
Lingo
I’m about to do the same, so …. yes! :lol:
Archivist_17
The dumb thing I did was go outside!
It hurts to breathe the air.
Please help its cold
Laura
Hot cocoa all around!
🍵☕️🫖♨️🛀
Laura
Def done. Done in spades!
NGPZ
spades? what are those?
anon
@NGPZ not sure where the term originated but i think of spades associated iwth the face cards like king/queen/joker/etc/ace/diamonds tho i think it had other meaning/slooks?
Laura
“In spades” just means, “to the highest degree”. From card games where “spades” cards were the strongest suit, over clubs, diamonds, and hearts.
The dumb thing I did in spades was get careless with taking too many different kinds of pain and muscle relaxer pills. (Nothing dangerous! Just dumb.)
The smart thing I did (admittedly not in spades, as it was pretty much the only thing I could do) was to spend the whole day in bed afterwards. Just trying to get these muscle spasms quieted down.
I hope you are starting to feel a little better, NGPZ! Does sipping hot bone broth help?
Dwampre Scorrigank
^^
(facetiously) More importantly (and less relevantly, although coincidentally it sort of applies to today’s comic), in the comic Homestuck it’s one of the four quadrants of troll romance, the concupiscent Black Romance (or caliginous) quadrant representing KISMESISSITUDE, roughly arch-nemeses who bang sometimes. Romantically.
Dwampre Scorrigank
(my dumb thing was making an irrelevant homestuck reference)
NGPZ
oh wow @Laura i bet ya were hella conkin out afterwards LMAO
painkillers are very much warranted for me atm, specially cannabis — while my leg has gotten better, it’s still hurting and atrophied and I still can’t walk.
I also got a C. Diff. infection in my gut, so I have to go on 10 day med course for it, can’t even get my first iron transfusion until it’s sorted out
If I aint careful I can get deadly diarrhea from this…
… I’m SO FUCKING SCARED 😭😭😭
Laura
Oh, no, NG! I am *so sorry* you are dealing with all that! How awful for you!
…I’d offer to pray for your wellbeing, but, given the context of this comic strip, I’m not sure that would be welcome? So… “Go without God”? Is that better?
I dunno if it works for C. Difficile, but hubby’s fave go-to for diarrhea is chicken soup and saltines. Mine is glucomannan and coconut water.
The acronym I use for diarrhea-friendly foods is:
“BE BRATTY”.
Broth
Electolyte drinks
Bananas
Rice (white sticky rice especially)
Apples / applesauce
Toast (whitebread toast especially)
Tea (hot herbal tea, like mint or peppermint tea, to sip slowly)
Yogurt / yogurt drinks.
I dunno if that helps for C. Difficile, though. Whatever your doctors tell you.
Sending hopes and hugs your way!
NGPZ
Thank you, Laura ;-; <3
im doing all i canz, the rest is up to Kami, and the late Akira Toriyama TT~TT
MountainEucalyptus
On this Dumbing Day, I, a first-time reader, caught up to the latest update!
Laura
Wow, that’s quite the epic journey! Welcome in!
Dwampre Scorrigank
Happy caught up day! You may already know this but in case you don’t, the pacing will feel very different now that you’re caught up, it’s just the nature of webcomics as a medium.
keithcurtis
Every day is Dumbing Day.
At least in my experience.
NullSet
I’m going to a rave that counts right?
Taigan
***FWIENDS!!!***
chuckroast
It’s happening, Dotty. You asked for this.
Van Jealous
NOWWWW They’re Arch Enemies!
Jon
Arch-NEMESES, thank you very much!
Doctor_Who
And here we see the Dorky pairing living up to its name.
Nono
Wait and here I thought Dorky was Dorothy/Walky… actually y’know what similar goofball energy I’ll accept it.
Dorothy does give off Dexter (of Dexter and Monkey-Master) arch-villain laughing energy, too.
Vincent
I was actually worried at the end of yesterday’s strip
Jo_cubstar
So was I! I thought they were actually going to fight
Dot
Eh. Punchline is pretty good, I’ll give it that much. Can we go back to Dina now please
NGPZ
pretty please? TT~TT
Freemage
This seems likely, actually, given the first panel. Becky is reevaluating her Dina-status. This hopefully means that she’s going to work on the bits of her psyche that screwed things up, so that she can feel worthy of happiness with Dina again. And Becky prioritizing Dina may, in turn, help Dina decide that Joyce was right, and she deserves to be a bit selfish.
And as a plus, the tears of Doyce haters seeing this work in the comic will be as the sweetest of ambrosia to my soul.
Throwatron
honestly, a part of me is kind of expecting that this exact thing was going to work just fine, but Dina actually considers Joyce’s advice, and takes it…selfishly rejecting Becky, and just choosing a world where she doesn’t feel like she’s a second choice, even if she previously questioned the validity of her own feeling. Making it so Joyce ends up completely fucking over Becky, through her assumption that throwing herself at the problem with full passionate bluster would automatically solve every problem in every situation. Given that the lesson that’s on the horizon for Joyce is “you can make decisions that feel good and right, and they can still backfire or blow up in your face or cause unintended consequences,” this would be a really tragic but poignant way for this to play out.
Dot
Ok that’s nice what’s with the unnecessary swipe there at the end tho
Taffy
The constant unsolicited PvP around here has gotten pretty old and boring, hasn’t it?
Dot
People feel entitled to say whatever at me because I’m – I guess – a prominent critical voice around these parts and it’s honestly really weird
Jon
Odd, I didn’t see the name “Dot” in there. Given your rather personal reaction, are you certain the “swipe” was “unwarranted”?
Dot
It’s obviously an unnecessary swipe at “Doyce haters,” a phrase which here means “people who are critical of the direction of the story.” But please, feel free continuing to be obtuse.
veggiemail
awwwww :) i’m so glad that worked
saltchocolate
Me, too!! This is the energy I was hoping for!
Wait—who drew this comic & what have they done with (Damn You) Willis?? 😅
NGPZ
honestly?
could be my autism, but like, trying to get a read on this strip is like trying to use a compass in an iron valley @-@
Nono
I think Dorothy’s lived with Becky long enough to know that she’s a lot tougher mentally and/or able to compartmentalize a lot more than most people. And she also appreciates people being performative more than actual sympathy most of the time. Not that she DOESN’T appreciate it (especially from Dina or Joyce in the past), but considering her messy self-esteem most of the time it’s a “yeah I’ll be fine, don’t waste your time feeling sorry for me, let’s go to HIJINKS so everyone isn’t sadsville”.
So Dorothy is giving Becky exactly what she wants.
SunflowerBanjo
Dorothy cares about Becky. Becky cares about Dorothy, but has had some conflicting feelings towards her because she did to some degree feel genuine jealousy and hurt over how close Joyce had become with Dorothy in her absence. Hence why she (Becky) has always played up the “We are enemies and you are here to undermine my relationships” bit. It’s an outlet for her feelings that she otherwise doesn’t know what to do with. Meanwhile Dorothy has always stonewalled this banter because she doesn’t WANT to be Becky’s “enemy”, she just wants to be her friend.
Now, Becky has more “legitimate” grounds to feel like Dorothy “stole” Joyce from her/is the cause of her current emotional turmoil. But rather than continuing to lean into the bit and be even more bitter at Dorothy, she had just given up. She admitted that they were never really enemies and that Dorothy has always been a good friend to her. She lost that emotional outlet and is now overwhelmed by her confusing and conflicting feelings, and is blaming herself fully rather than metering out some of the blame onto Dorothy to help her (Becky) cope.
Dorothy saw this, and decided to help Becky regain that emotional stabilizer by being the one to push and insist, no actually we ARE enemies and you SHOULD blame me for all of this. You thought we were friends? Ha! No! I am the cause of all of your problems! It’s not that YOU fucked up, it is that I planned and executed all of this to ruin your relationships once again! Muahahahaha!
Becky sees that Dorothy is doing this, and doing it for her, because they are friends and they do care about each other, and she’s accepting the olive branch. She’s going back into the safety of venting her emotions by “blaming Dorothy”, and letting some of that pressure off of herself. They both know this is an act. They both know they’re doing it for each other. They are each happy to provide the other with this outlet (Dorothy) and accept the stability and grounding it gives them (Becky).
But also there IS still a little bit of genuine resentment (that’s probably too strong, but close enough) that Becky feels towards Dorothy, so she IS going to push things A Little More than she was doing before (see: making her side of the room even more of a mess just to spite Dotty).
Throwatron
Becky immediately choosing to make her room messier is also hilariously apt on multiple levels; it’s the exact thing Dorothy said would work to spite her, sure, that’s a good punchline; but, also, it alludes to the incoming messiness that this new cope is eventually going to cause; but, on the deepest level, not picking up laundry and having a messy space is, like, one of the quintessential stereotypes of a very depressed person. So, in a sense, Dorothy is giving symbolic permission for Becky to cope with her current feelings (or lack thereof, if you prefer to define it like that) in whatever way she needs to, even if it’s inconvenient for Dorothy, and Becky immediately turns her room into the stereotypical unwashed doomer tomb.
DashWallkick
Oh man, good read on the fact that now she has a good reason to actually hate her so people don’t perform their own grief at her which she doesn’t want. She can be mad at her comfortably. That’s so smart.
DashWallkick
Remember how Becky and Dorothy’s friendship was built on the whole “arch nemesis for taking Joyce away from me” thing that slowly evolved into a real friendship? The one that was largely a front to cover that they like each other and they are friends but it’s more comfortable to keep it antagonistic and distant? The gimmick Becky dropped when she saw Dorothy was having a crisis and called Walky over?
This is Dorothy reasserting it because it’s what makes them both comfortable. Yes, I did steal Joyce away from you — because I’m your EVIL ARCH NEMESIS, and I RUIN everything for you! Which is her way of saying, “I still love you and want to be friends,, and I’m so sorry about all this” and Becky knows that’s what it means too.
Nono
Some Looney tunes dynamic going on here but I dig it.
Ruby/AGV
Dorothy: “Dang, we need a safe word.”
Thing 2
Heh.
Cattleprod
*Odd Couple theme song intensifies*
Rosicrucian
So Dorothy finally meets someone where they live. This is progress.
Rosicrucian
(Yes, Dorothy also lives there. Everyone has to start somewhere.)
QueenofSodor
i feel very normal ways about dorothy’s exposed canines