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  1. this is… either the most or the least healthy thing for Becky rn :0

    1. Hell, for either of them

    2. Why not both?

      1. Both. Both is good.

        1. No one expects the Anti-Dorothy

          I mean, I certainly didn’t.

  2. Dotty, have you snapped? Have you finally gone around the bend?

    1. she’s knitting with only one needle! unraveling fast, it’s true!

      1. they´re coming to take me away ha ha i’m driving only three wheels these days. but my dear, how about you?

        1. …And, a large orange drink!

    2. Yes. If by “finally” you mean 2 weeks ago.

  3. DOROTHY PLAYING INTO BECKY’S BIT AND BECOMING THE JOKER TO CHEER HER UP IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

    1. “I made you? You made me first.”

      1. “Did we just become best friends?”
        “Yep…Oh.”
        “Yeah. Crap.”
        “Uh…Arch-Nemesis?”
        “ARCH-NEMESIS!”

      2. This would make Becky Batman.

        1. We got AG, we got Night Guy, sure why not a third? XD

        2. Wonder Lesbian!

        3. Bat-Lesbian?

    2. I thought it was incredibly obvious that Dorothy is doing exactly this
      I made the mistake of reading the rest of the comments
      I continue to mourn media literacy and hunker down under your comment for warmth in this cold harsh winter

      1. Some people’s hatred of Joyothy just eats the rest of their brains, huh.

      2. That’s where i’m leaning too, but i think the frazzled hair leaves the door open for other interpretations IMO. Tho it’s hard to see last panel as anything other than an angry smile

      3. Sure, I see what’s being done, my problem is it doesn’t FEEL like Dorothy. Like, have we even seen Dorothy be THIS silly about an actual serious topic?

        It’s jarring.

        1. See, she tried being serious about it, it didn’t work. She’s smart, she tried something different, based on her knowledge of how Becky uses silliness to mask her inner pain.

          Believe it or not, these characters ARE capable of learning. Sometimes. When all other options have been exhausted.

  4. …Oh yeah, I’m rapidly more and more onboard with the hatesex.

    1. Yeah I think it needs to happen now more than ever.

      1. Now, what is the most plausible way to further escalate the trainwreck?

        Maybe if Dina picked that exact moment to show up.

        1. Dina and Joyce show up!

  5. Hate me, damn you! Hate me or else!

    1. Also am I the only person having trouble reading her expression in the final panel?

      1. I’m hoping it’s an irritated scowl that’s on the verge of cracking a smile.

  6. I do love a character deciding to play Heel.

  7. Not the villain arc I predicted, but fuck, I’ll take it.

  8. Heee heeeee

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    MwahahahahahahahahahahahaahahHaHHahHa

    These two should bang

  9. That face could be Becky about to go apeshit or about to laugh her ass off.
    ­
    Amazing that this is Dorothy’s crashout, too.
    ­
    Don’t worry Dotty, it can all be solved with Dina being selfish, or, alternatively, polyamory!
    -“But Sarah said-”
    Sarah is wrong! Polyamory fixes everything!

    1. We thought it was going to be Joyce in a poly relationship, but it’s going to be Dorothy!

      Villain!

  10. …I don’t feel qualified to say if Dorothy is doing a good thing here or not.

  11. Dorothy wtf are you doing?

  12. Helloooooo I’m the Dorothy critic, I hate her so YOU don’t have to!

    1. Ok but genuinely, Dorothy’s so annoying. A smarter person would give Becky space now. Or reach out and then pull back. But it’s like Dorothy CAN’T not meddle. She’s always gotta be doing something. It’s basically narcisism in the form of self pity. “Oh I have wronged someone so I need to make an ass out of myself. Oh I kissed someone at a protest now I have to spout worthless platitudes about changing society. You’re not the main character, Dotty. You’re not a leader. You’re so painfully average that you fly bellow nearly everyone’s radar to the point that nobody even recognizes how toxic your behavior is. Because nobody caaaaaaaares, Dorothy. So go off and have your beautiful sapphic marriage with your boring girlfriend and live your boring life instead of adopting a new emergency to prevent every 5 minutes for fear that if you’re left alone with your thoughts for a mere second you’ll realize how unimportant you are. You’re not even interesting enough to be the Bad Guy.

      1. She was annoying, but interesting, for a while. In her spiral she seemed like she might figure some stuff out, she even started to (like when she recognized she turned people into projects). Probably a big ol pause button on all that though.

        1. edit button’s gone… just wanted to add: Becky being earnest is not something that needs to be fixed.

          … edit button’s back. What Dorothy’s “fixing” is the same thing Joyce was trying to fix with Dina. Her own discomfort. Ironically about the aspect of this that they weren’t to blame for. But they decided to step in it.

      2. …Given Becky’s expression in the last panel and the complete cartoonish absurdity of Dorothy’s words, I think this is actually Dorothy playing the role of bad guy in a way that Becky can work with in their prior established bit. She doesn’t appear to be particularly mad or offended.

        1. That doesn’t really change my opinion on anything I said tbh.

        2. Okay, but what if they did a backflip?

      3. I think Dorothy is a far more flawed character than she will ever admit, but also I think she’s right here. Dorothy has been walking on egg shells for a long time, not just because when she started dating Joyce. Nearly any other roommate would have told Becky to clean up her crap long ago, and probably would have transferred rooms rather than deal with that and her arch-nemesis BS. Becky also threw away a happy relationship because she couldn’t stand that her best friend who she never dated decided to be with someone else and now that Dorothy gives Becky a little harsh truth for once suddenly that’s enough to make Dorothy a sworn enemy for real. Yeah Dorothy could have said nothing and pretended everything was fine, but I’m also pretty sure that nothing would have changed for the positive even if Dotty feed Becky’s self-pity for the rest of the semester.

      4. one hundred emoji 👍

  13. …and BOOM goes the dynamite!

  14. “BONY POINDEXTER” SIGHTING YESSSSSS

  15. I need someone to confirm if Becky’s expression at the end is a reluctant half smile or something more negative. Please.

    1. It’s definitely reading reluctant half-smile to me, I’m getting serious “this is what I didn’t know that I needed” from Becky’s reaction.

    2. That’s totally her starting to actually feel something again. This is good.

    3. It looks positive to me. Like she’s gearing up to play the archnemesis game that she likes. And, now that Dorothy is playing into it, too, Becky will enjoy it even more.

      (Tbh, I don’t understand why this is fun for either of them. I would really not like this game. But that’s ok, they’re the only ones who have to like it.)

    4. It’s “Oh, so we’re playing THAT game, are we? I can dig it.”
      It’s Becky showing recognition that Dorothy needs an outlet, and so does she, and this “rivalry” is a comfortable game they’ve been playing since Becky first met Dorothy.

      1. Yeah! This one, what Jeff K said.

  16. Well this is a better Dorothy crash out than storming into a protest about to be busted by the cops I guess.

    1. IMMENSELY better, and with way more room for hijinks!

  17. …nature is healing!

  18. PLEASE let this be either 1) cathartic playing into The Bit on Dorothy’s part in the hopes it helps Becky cheer up, or 2) Dorothy refusing to let Becky not be mad at her, resulting in an actual escalation (or denial of escalation, which honestly might be more satisfying!) leading into a crashout on Dorothy’s part

  19. I love these messy girls

  20. …Damn you Dorothy this is the sweetest, most bullshit thing you could have done.

    I…I gotta give this one to you.

  21. dorothy is the new becky in this rivalship

  22. I’m way too autistic to figure out what Dorothy’s going for. Becky was being heartfelt and she went anime villain for some reason.

    1. It’s Dorothy leaning into the “rivalry” game that Becky’s been playing with her since they met.
      Dorothy has always brushed it off and smiled and chuckled at Becky saying “You’re the worst”, but at this moment, they both need to feel SOMETHING that isn’t wistful sadness, and playing up the friendly fake fighting is a quick and probably safe way to do that.

      1. It’s desperate and lowkey condescending, which means it’s Classic Dorothy

  23. See Dorothy? I told you.

  24. Yeah I think I’m just gonna ignore the comments tonight, shit’s probably gonna get ugly

  25. RIVALS FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE.

    I think this is exactly what Becky needs right now. Good job friending, Dorothy.

    1. Hey i haven’t see here in a while how it’s going?

  26. Deliberately unhinged Dorothy is the most interesting Dorothy has ever been. I wanna see her go completely nuts.

    1. I wanna see your mom go completely nuts.

  27. Dorothy you have been dating for two days let’s pump the breaks on the “future wife” stuff

      1. Is it time for making up names for thier children yet?

      2. I expect that kind of nonsense out of Joyce, not Dorothy

  28. So do Joe and Becky need separate cuck chairs or is this more of a sitting on the couch together making MST3K commentary on Joyce and Dorothy’s sexcapades sort of thing

  29. No Dorothy, tell us how you really feel.

  30. Three cheers for the longest title so far!

    (i’m not sure, it’s harder to check now with the new layout)

  31. Saying nasty things you don’t really mean in order to intentionally get someone to hate you?

    Does that trick ever work?

  32. Today, in more reasons to hate change, the new site no longer provides numerical results for tag searches, making updating appearance counts on the F-bomb count even more of a pain in the ass than it already was. Also, I can no longer automatically link it to all of my comments.

    1. Oh my god they’re dated and cataloged.

  33. “You can be her best friend, because I’ve levelled up to future fucking wife” – is a crazy thing I never thought I’d hear outta Dorothy. Not sure how I feel about the sting in that

    1. its supervillain banter meant to bring becky out of her funk and give her a safe emotional outlet.

  34. this is extremely cute and sweet tbh.

  35. Can’t tell if Becky is going along with this because it actually makes her feel better, or to try to reassure Dorothy.

  36. I love Dorothy so much right here.

    This isn’t the crash-out I wanted but y’know what it’s the one I’ll take.

    Her going full cartoon supervillain is hilarious, I love her so much for this. She wants to be a pariah over all of this to Becky SO bad

  37. What the fuck is going on? Can anyone enlighten me?

    1. Dorothy’s lost her entire mind and is going to savagely maul Becky with a tape dispenser.

      1. Dexter has finally achieved mental control over Dorothy in this dimension.

    2. Dorothy desperately wants to take fault for Dina and Becky breaking up because she blames herself but Becky doesn’t which pisses Dorothy off cause “HATE ME FOR RUINING YOUR LIFE”

    3. Dorothy has lived with Becky for months, now, and Becky’s line in the previous strip about burdening Leslie (by talking to her) and making her worse is probably the most naked and disturbing and uncharacteristic self-loathing that Dorothy has ever heard from Becky, or from anyone, really. There’s also Becky’s completely flat affect and solemnity, also uncharacteristic, and suggestive that something bad like deep depression is going on under the surface.
       
      I’m not sure Dorothy’s response here is the best one in this situation, but I guess letting Becky stew in that self-loathing and depression is worse, so she’s trying to draw Becky out of her funk by making her mad rather than sad. Will it work? Dunno. This is not Smarting of Age.
       
      Go President Doris vs Bat-Lesbian? Rah rah? Fight fight fight?

    4. @ZombieKyrik – I believe that this is Dorothy showing that she understands Becky well enough to cheer her up. But I am not certain of this, nor am I positive that Becky is trying not to laugh in the last panel. This is one of those rare occasions that if I were a Patron, I would read a strip ahead.

  38. I am fairly confident that “Pedantic neatfreak bony poindexter” are all terms that Becky has used about Dorothy at one time or another, but this is probably the first time every that they’ve all been chained together like that.

  39. So I’m assuming Dorothy is doing this to try to prod Becky back into some kind of normalcy and not because she has suddenly blown a gasket and gone evil.

  40. Dorothy has discovered the power of Heel Heat

  41. here’s how dorbeckoycejoedina can still win

  42. The bit would be fine without panel 5. With panel 5 it’s just kind of gross, and instead of Becky playing along with it in a harmless manner I’d rather see her just snap and beat Dorothy’s ass. Lash out. Be as dumb as people claim these kids are when justifying the bad behavior of the characters.

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