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105 thoughts on “Video game Spider-man

  1. Yes, Sarah is absolutely doing the boning

    1. Everybody welcome back Ana, long has she been departed from us, but lo the prodigal daughter returns.

  2. What sick shit is Tony into?

    1. Seemly behavior! :O

    2. Common sense and not taking any shit

  3. Given what Ruth syas about Billie, I am unsure if that lest question is spoken with horror or intrigue.

    1. Honestly I don’t read it as either, just genuinely trying to clarify

      1. I read it as Jennifer’s keen perceptiveness being the same as ever.

  4. “Look, I’ll do a lot of questionable things to get what I want, but willingly associating with Sarah? That’s… how dare you.”

  5. that’s what ya get for “networking” LMAO XD
    totally called this BTW is just like when James blew all his money on a Magikarp

  6. Raidah if ya want an access to the dean and make a power move over Sarah – just start to boning Dean youself

  7. That first panel reference is a little too esoteric for my understanding, so I’m just clock in as the only Walky/Raidah shipper in the world and go about my day.

    1. I feel like even if you don’t get the specific reference (I also have no idea which video game Spider-Man we’re talking about, if anyone has clips I would like to see them) the general gist is pretty easy to infer.

      1. Ever since Rutech bought Disney the games have been more creative.

    2. Honestly, I think I ship Walky/Raidah if only to avoid Amber/Walky so friggin’ soon, and because they could be good for each other.

    3. Swap in “videos of Mario dropping a baby penguin off a cliff” and you’re fine.

    4. Basically, its a reference to how the various modern Spiderman games have Spidey being very anti-killing, but the very flexible combat system and random events can be used to create some… yeah, that motherfucker’s dead situations.

      One particularly amusing example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TCU8cpAR0

  8. Is Raidah expressing that she’s genuinely hurt that Jennifer isn’t there for her emotional comfort or is she upset that Jennifer has other friends than her? Or both? In any case, Jennifer should probably let Raidah know she’s not trying to get back with Asher either. Raidah presumes that Jennifer is getting right on that.

    1. Billifer is hovering dangerously close to being an undesirable asset for Raidah’s collection.

      Thank the gawds for her money and promiscuity; she’s a shoo-in for a Cabinet post at least.

    2. Well, that “I’m your friends” doesn’t sound so distressed or painful.

      And yes, it seems Raidah will let things slide with Asher, but if she finds out about Alice, I think things won’t be good for Jennifer.

  9. Raidah isn’t doing much to expand her fan club among the readers.

    1. She got me in there, i love her exactly because the ways that she sucks are fascinating..

      1. Right? I don’t exactly love Raidah but I love how much she thinks she’s a literal supervillain.

    2. There are characters who are created precisely to not be liked…and without fear of being wrong, Raidah is one of them.

    3. Her “fan club” appears to consist of just me.

      1. I mean I wanna like Raidah, but that’s hard when you remember things like the last conversation between these two was Raidah failing and practically rejecting the concept of friendship with Jennifer specifically .
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        https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/coupling/
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        Like I’m totally willing to forgive that and start fresh. Really give this Dumbing group B thing a shot. I just need some consistency here from Raidah and not self serving interpretations that apply only on her time. Or she can do all that too as long as we stay on target in knocking the main group down a peg for my personal satisfaction.

        1. Instructions unclear: Raidah will now start pegging everyone in the main cast.

        2. Actually looking at those too back to back gives it a very, negging/isolating you feel. Raidah is your only friend, don’t believe you have other friends.

      2. I like her, she reminds me of Dorothy. Less naive, but then a steep cliff. She understands networking exists, but feels like she’s going about it all wrong. I wouldn’t know for sure, I don’t know how to network. But having a small group of people you’re boss of, and shutting everyone else out doesn’t seem like what you’re supposed to do.

      3. I mean definitely not just you, there’s dozens of us. I’m personally in the camp of “I REALLY want to like Raidah. I already like her, but I want to have more reasons to like her, like more exploration of her depths as a character.”

        1. You’re assuming there ARE more depths to her character.

        2. I think that her current arc is about realizing her she has no depth.

      4. I wanna fuck with raidah, i really do, but the overtones of antiblackness and misogynoir in her interactions with Sarah (fully unintended, I do not believe that’s what Willis was going for back in like 2012) are just too much for me without a redemption arc. Like there’s being a fun minor villain and there’s shit like that which is way too real

      5. Nah. I’m a fan. I’d take 100 Raidahs over a single Joe.

    4. I mean, I enjoy reading about her! I wouldn’t enjoy interacting with her, but that’s not relevant.

      1. A character doesn’t have to be likable to be interesting to read!

    5. I’m honestly really liking her as a character lately. As for the club, though… I’m just not sure I’m ready for that kind of commitment.

    6. true enough, I continue to have X-Pac Heat for raidah

    7. She adds conflict to the comic. She is what is known as a sitcom arch nemesis. She is the Newman to Sarah’s Jerry. Of course at this point I dislike Joyce more than her.

  10. They ARE boning. But yeah it’s still weird kinky shit.

    (weird stuff like seemly behavior and all…like whoinhell does THAT?)

  11. I love how fucking weird Raidah is about everything. And i hope she lives to forver regret giving Robin her contact information.

    1. well, she said ‘dms’ so maybe they’re just twitter mutuauls versus a personal number (tho i imagine robin doesn’t exactlys tay private and easily gives aawy contact info lol) tho at this point even if she got elected once you’d think most ppl would steer clear of associating with robin

      1. Raidah is 100000% the type of social media user that gets personally offended that people on an open and free platform talk to her.

  12. Seeing Raidah’s day ruined is always fun

  13. I Know Why The Mowed Lawn Screams

    I will forever love the insane dynamic Billifer put herself into where she is simultaneously the only person who can consistently no-sell Raidah to her face and get away with it while also being completely ambivalent about being Raidah’s beloathed wretched little pursedog. It is so insane, I love it so much.

    1. It is easily one of the best things to come out of the time skip, i can’t wait to see how their whole situation eventually implodes.

      1. I Know Why The Mowed Lawn Screams

        Crazy thing is that I don’t even want it to implode, lowkey I hope their mildly toxic relationship stumbles itself into a wildly goofy toxic friendship.

        1. +1
          .
          Raidah seems to have been shedding parts of her friend-group without comment, and it would be kind of neat if she looked up one day and it was just Jennifer left? And maybe, in an ironic twist of fate, Jennifer wound up imparting lessons she’s learned from Walky and Joyce of all people on how to have real friends instead of just people who are useful to you, or people you think make you look cool by association.

        2. Two things here
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          1. Where the eff is Carl? Has he been dumped in the same void Raidah’s other friends seemingly disappeared into? I guess his whole gimmick was being forgettable background noise so it’s no real loss if he never shows up again much like Raidah’s other “friends” whose names I forgot but trust me they exist!
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          2. I think Raidah is about to get a term I’m coining right now called the Reverse Joyce. In which you’ve somehow come to realize a person who annoys you has become your best and possibly only friend just by being around. I really think Raidah is now in that situation with Jennifer. Ironic considering she didn’t want to know who Kit Fisto was. When the time comes that Raidah actually needs a friend Jennifer will be the only person she has!🤣

  14. Real talk Sarah you more so a boss than a friend, and it doesn’t help that the hang out you had with Walky came off as more of a job interview than just hanging out.

    This is kind of the downside to trying to girlboss all the time.

    1. *Raidah not Sarah

    2. Not true! She mix it up with some gatekeeping and gaslighting.

  15. Ah, Raidah. Proving once again what an A+, stellar human being she is. She’s only missing her MAGA hat.

    1. Ok come on, Raidah has her things but she absolutely draw the line at maga shit, she is very vocal about her beliefs on this stuff.

    2. There’s a lot of bad things you can say about Raidah, but she definitely isn’t MAGA.

    3. No clue why people always say this about her. She’s not a conservative!

    4. Have you listened to like anything about what Raidah is about? She’s a political social climber that cares about what people can do for her, but she also does care about causes important to her.

      1. Exactly.
        She has much more in common with a top-level Democratic politician. :p

        1. I think you can only come to that conclusion if you ignore “but she also does care about causes important to her.”

        2. That isn’t the own you think it is.

    5. No, not MAGA. She is the Top Dog of an influence structure and does not define herself by an external group, more of a self-advocate. Someday she may run an organization that pushes liberal or conservative causes, but the first rule will be that she runs the organization.

  16. I feel like once Raidah gets a taste of Walky’s mom (probably after digging in deep and finding out he isn’t on speaking terms with her) it’ll probably shake the foundations of how she does things.

    All hypothetical of course.

  17. Coulda sworn Billifer was in the loop on the Raidah/Sarah beef and its history, but I guess her dismissive line immediately after the flashback squares away pretty well with her complete ignorance here.

    1. I’m not 100% sure Jennifer comprehends grudges the way Raidah does them. Like, I’d believe that her response to Raidah re-explaining ‘why we hate Sarah’ could be an eyeroll and a ‘you’re still on that? It was basically forever ago!’

  18. I think Raidah is delegating her acquisition of power too much lately. You can’t get the minions these days.

  19. Robin sending only the finest content to her contacts.

  20. I’m kind of getting the vibe that Raidah didn’t play much attention to Robin when she was a politician. Because anyone who had should have gotten the impression that Robin made Sara Palin look like Bill Clinton by comparison.

  21. I normally don’t care for Raidah content but Raidah Billifer is somehow a wonderful combo. I get to watch Raidah low key suffer while Billifer manages to be the more level headed one of the two somehow

  22. Just date Walky yourself Raidah, you’re not seeing anybody right now and maybe you should get off your ass to earn your connections.

  23. “I’m your friends!” sounds like the reddest of red flags to me. Some real Louis XIV, Palpatine, narcissistic possessive bullshit. Run, Billie/Jennifer! Run and don’t ever look back.

    1. It’s a rather blatant warning, but Jennifer persists in her belief that she’s “on the winning side.”

    2. Raidah has been gettig A LOT more agressive with her self-insertion lately.

  24. Is it just an occasional gag or is Billie really bad at reading people? I feel like it’s come up a few times.

    1. Billie is famously terrible at reading people.

    2. She’s really bad at it.

      1. What are you guys talking about? She was the first to realize that Becky needed a haircut. She managed to get Walky and Dorothy together. She realized that Danny was desirable (and suggested sex) before Sal did. She’s the only one who realized Sal is Amazigirl. If it hadn’t been for Jason she would have set Ruth up with Daisy. I mean, the list goes on and on.

  25. Yeah, really don’t think a Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral character like Robin would be any use to a Big Bad/Lawful Evil Wannabe like Raidah. Especially since, as far as I know, Robin hasn’t made any attempt at making a congressional comeback since being ousted by her party. It’s only been a few months, but she seems to be enjoying her time as a goofy professor rather than forming an exploratory committee to see what the conservatives want from her.

  26. Just go talk to this all-important Dean? What’s the point in all the roundabout fuckery? “Oh, I need the attention of one of this school’s deans? Okay, to accomplish this I’ll neg and attempt to isolate this acquaintance of mine to talk to her friend, the underachieving freshman son of the ex-wife of that dean, without knowing if said ex-wife even keeps in touch with him. Clearly this is the most logical course of action.”

    1. Look the alternative would be admitting her way of thinking might flawed and we cannot have that.

      1. idk how often the dean talks to students but as a future lawyer/law student surely tid be better to try to stay connected to jacob’s brother

  27. Ah, yes, it’s been too long since we’ve been reminded of why Raidah absolutely fucking sucks.

    Befriend people because you think they’re cool, not because of what they can get you access to. I’m a gamedev and all of my “networking” is just me trying to make friends, and y’know what, that’s better than doing it for “connections”.

    1. Raidah would definitely (get someone else to) pay the $1,199 to go to GDC.

  28. …so out of curiosity, what important person was Dana related to?

    1. IIRC Dana’s dad runs a law firm, as do the parents of at least two other people from Raidah’s original friend-group. (Sarah asked about this sardonically during the flashback sequence.)

    2. Dana’s dad was an important lawer iirc.
      Always remember: Raidah’s anger at Sarah kicking Dana out was performative. She didn’t give a shit about Dana’s safety, as she evidently doesn’t give a shit about anyone. She was just upset Sarah took away one of her connections.

      1. And Sarah DIDN’T kick Dana out. Dana was spiraling hard, Sarah called her dad, and her dad’s response was to withdraw Dana from school and bring her home. We know nothing about Dana’s status since, apart from a dark comment from Raidah, who is not exactly the type to actually keep in touch with ‘friends’ she can no longer use.

  29. shoulodn’t billiefer know how much raidah hates sarah? lol tho at this point might as well just talk to and suck up to the dean directly

  30. Rehabilitate Walky, lmao. If he wasn’t going to get serious and be a doctor for his mom, he’s definitely not gonna knuckle down and ‘get serious’ for either Jennifer or Raidah.

  31. For all her efforts at social climbing, Raidah seems to be picking entirely the wrong people to focus on. Robin is a former congresswoman who, if I remember right, alienated all her former party members and allies during her last re-election campaign. And I don’t get why so many students care so much about a dean at a university. Most colleges and universities in the US have multiple deans, and I don’t know how getting close to one dean at one school would help Raidah that much in any future careers or whatever. I never cared who the deans were when I was in college.

    1. I think it’s become clear that Raidah doesn’t just want connections, she has a very, veeeeeeeeeeeery vague idea of what to do with them. She wanted Robin “in her pocket”, which is insanely sketchy phrasing…. but it’s beyond clear from this strip that she actually has no plan.

      1. Plan:
        1. Have connection to (minimally) powerful person
        2. ???
        3. Profit!

  32. Robin and me could be such good friends if she was real. I bet she would love the Space Asshole video, it’s an internet classic. (https://youtu.be/IcUBI-YVRY8)

  33. Robin a Lythero fan hell yeah (I can only assume the video being referenced is this one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdXTPqQu6GM)

  34. https://www.dumbingofage.com/comic/inclination/
    In Raidah’s last strip she internally refutes Dorothy’s comment that she did a good thing by thinking she got an ex-congressperson in her pocket. In today’s first panel she seems to be chaffing at the idea that she invested in a lunatic.

  35. Yeah Raidah, why not : )

  36. Billie: “Oh, did you want to bone Sarah? My bad.”

  37. Video Games Piderman

  38. “i’M YOUR FRIENDS” wow really.

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