I think Wamber is cute and should keep happening.
My favorite moment they’ve had so far is how Walky is the first person to immediately clock the plurality stuff going on with Amazi-Girl, compared to Ethan and Danny. I clapped and cheered at “oh you’re like two different people, huh…”, it was very nice.
You want amazi-logic? Consider this progression:
Dorothy and Danny are a thing.
Amazigirl alter and Danny are a thing.
Dorothy and Walky are a thing.
Amber alter and Walky are a thing.
Dorothy and Walky are a thing again.
Amber alter and Walky are a thing again.
Dorothy and Joyce are a thing.
Mike alter and Joyce are a thing.
—
The logic is impeccable.
Willis accidentally broke the cast page and now (as of writing this comment) Joyce is at the top of the page (instead of the site banner) and clicking on anyone else doesn’t work.
Joyce fans and detractors alike can probably agree: Yeah that seems in-character for Joyce.
Taffy
That’s pretty funny. I tap on any character and WordPress wants me to log in
I might be misunderstanding, but I call BS on nobody noticing Amber sidling the entire circumference of the building without getting noticed. My town had ninjas invade the downtown area doing nothing at night except parkour and like… vandalizing the roofs of buildings not visible from the sidewalk and people noticed them immediately. People would freak tf out about a random girl like 5 floors up on a ledge.
That said, I love these two so very much that I do not care.
Can confirm, I’ve known multiple people who would do this kinda nonsense. People look up at buildings less then you think, notice less then you think, and decide somethings their problem less then youd think. Hell if I saw a girl on the outside of a building during a cop raid I’d keep my mouth shut.
I guess. I just know last time I was on a ledge that high I was noticed basically immediately and it’s impossible to go anywhere fast when you’re doing the sideways scoot video game style.
Like it’s not even about being a snitch, if I were a bystander I’d assume it was a suicide attempt, I genuinely don’t think them escaping cops would cross my mind even if I knew about the raid. But I’m super cognizant of looking out for that stuff because depression.
My experience with scaling buildings is that people don’t look up unless you give them a reason to. I’ve called people’s names while in plain sight two stories above them and had them look all around themselves and check nearby hiding places on the ground, but not look up until I repeated their name and added, “Up here!”
People further away might have her in their field of vision, but they’re, well, further away, so both less likely to notice and less likely to consider it their problem.
And of course, if you see an injured girl scaling the face of a building to evade an illegal search by corrupt cops… no you didn’t.
So if I’m reading this right, Amber avoided multiple easier-to-get-into rooms to go to Walky’s room while she was climbing around outside the dorm building to avoid the cops. That’s interesting. But I refuse to get my hopes up for a return of the Walky/Amber ship.
107 thoughts on “Why climb”
NGPZ
worry not Walky, ya gonna get ya chance, I’m sure of it! <3
clif
But it’s important that he lets her know that she’s not fooling anybody.
Sirksome
Be more selfish is probably the answer. Don’t trust injuries.
AshleyMagica
You have to be selfish. After all, injuries are not good leadership.
clif
I love this comment section.
Reltzik
Unless they’re cool scars. Cool scars can be leadership.
Stormcaller3801
Cool scars are terrible leadership. They tell everyone, “You shouldn’t do this, it will end badly…. UNLESS”
Freezer
That’s a mite too Nazi & Friends for my tastes.
NGPZ
i know what you’re thinking, but like
selling trauma for the purpose of mainstreaming a movement in the end is ultimately a morally neutral tool
Grimey
Lemme tell you how little I want this pairing right now because it feels like it vindicates Dorothy.
AshleyMagica
GARBAGE SCOW. PLEAAAASE.
Thag Simmons
Garbage Scow will, like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again!
Rose by Any Other Name
Apparently my original didn’t post, so let me edit it in.
Ahem.
Garbage Scow! GARBAGE SCOW!!
**LOUD Boat Horn Noises!!**
kdmw
I was pretty neutral to this ship, but the fact that its official theme song seems to be The Mary Ellen Carter is drawing me in
Thag Simmons
Personally I like to use the Mary Ellen Carter as more of a general “rooting for a sunken ship” song
elebenty
An entirely new take on “She went down last October….”
Thag Simmons
Fuck, I wasn’t even thinking of that.
The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
GARBAGE SCOW LET’S GO!
Astariel
Aww, they’re so cute.
Needfuldoer
These two have more chemistry together than every other main character relationship. (Yes, even that one.)
Astariel
I wouldn’t go THAT far.
NGPZ
re: alt text,
“stoned I am” XD
Dot
Maybe now’s not the time, Walky
AshleyMagica
Listen, at least he’s not doing an actively garbage job like Joyce has been recently.
NGPZ
*Joyce almost actually talking to Joe*
“No time right now! Gotta go get the McRib!!!“
clif
McRibs are important.
mads_in_zero
Dina: Are you not going to make her sit down and talk to you?
Joe: The McRib is back. That’s important.
HueSatLight
Walky looking at Amber’s injury, “I’m really craving a McRib right about now.”
Sirksome
If you can’t seek validation that a girl likes you when she’s in your bed, heavily medicated, and with open wounds then when can you?!
clif
That was my question. Except I would have added the lack of pants.
Adept
Those are dressed wounds, thank you very much. Totally different.
Taellosse
Dressed yes, but not sutured. So they’re still open. Just not gaping.
DiDi
Aww… this is so cleansing.
mads_in_zero
I think Wamber is cute and should keep happening.
My favorite moment they’ve had so far is how Walky is the first person to immediately clock the plurality stuff going on with Amazi-Girl, compared to Ethan and Danny. I clapped and cheered at “oh you’re like two different people, huh…”, it was very nice.
RassilonTDavros
God I love these two.
EpochFlame
this angle is doing numbers
gl sleeping, walky
Morhek
He may have been her third choice, but she did still choose him.
Steamweed
Amazi-Logic is logic.
clif
You want amazi-logic? Consider this progression:
Dorothy and Danny are a thing.
Amazigirl alter and Danny are a thing.
Dorothy and Walky are a thing.
Amber alter and Walky are a thing.
Dorothy and Walky are a thing again.
Amber alter and Walky are a thing again.
Dorothy and Joyce are a thing.
Mike alter and Joyce are a thing.
—
The logic is impeccable.
eh, whatever
0.1 on the logarithmic TimeCube scale. Impressive.
Steamweed
“TimeCube. Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.”
Switchchris
She probably feels safe with you, you goober.
She knows that no matter what, you got her back, that you care about her.
AntithesisConundrum
DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING — go to the Cast page and PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE JOYCE
Cattleprod
Dang, beat me to it.
clif
Did I miss something?
mads_in_zero
Willis accidentally broke the cast page and now (as of writing this comment) Joyce is at the top of the page (instead of the site banner) and clicking on anyone else doesn’t work.
Joyce fans and detractors alike can probably agree: Yeah that seems in-character for Joyce.
Taffy
That’s pretty funny. I tap on any character and WordPress wants me to log in
Poewar
Only 28 Cast members? They’re losing the cast race to Questioable Content!
mindbleach
S-tier alt text.
ZombieKyrik
I wish the form would remember my info, I keep entering the wrong email, and then my comments await approval forever.
ZombieKyrik
Actually my first comment is entirely gone for some reason.
The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
Oh, it’s not just me and my extensions breaking it? New form is always blank, whether the box is checked or not.
eh, whatever
Yep.
darkoneko
ooh it updated earlier today.
Also you are a bad liar Amber, good night
Bittersweet
I might be misunderstanding, but I call BS on nobody noticing Amber sidling the entire circumference of the building without getting noticed. My town had ninjas invade the downtown area doing nothing at night except parkour and like… vandalizing the roofs of buildings not visible from the sidewalk and people noticed them immediately. People would freak tf out about a random girl like 5 floors up on a ledge.
That said, I love these two so very much that I do not care.
NGPZ
wait, actual NINJAS????
Bittersweet
They were dressed as them lol, it definitely cracks the top 10 things that’s happened in my town while I’ve lived here.
Reltzik
Yahbut there were a bunch of cops distracting everyone at the time. Best time to sneak about unnoticed is when something more interesting is going on.
… also, everyone’s probably used to seeing Amber climb out the window by now, and also Sal, and probably a bunch of others.
Ray Radlein
I used to climb up and around the sides of dorm buildings in college and was rarely noticed by passers-by
Zamperla
Can confirm, I’ve known multiple people who would do this kinda nonsense. People look up at buildings less then you think, notice less then you think, and decide somethings their problem less then youd think. Hell if I saw a girl on the outside of a building during a cop raid I’d keep my mouth shut.
Big Z
Can confirm as well. Only time we ever got noticed was when we went from “climbing” to “rappelling” and someone at ground level saw the rope.
Bittersweet
I guess. I just know last time I was on a ledge that high I was noticed basically immediately and it’s impossible to go anywhere fast when you’re doing the sideways scoot video game style.
Like it’s not even about being a snitch, if I were a bystander I’d assume it was a suicide attempt, I genuinely don’t think them escaping cops would cross my mind even if I knew about the raid. But I’m super cognizant of looking out for that stuff because depression.
John Campbell
My experience with scaling buildings is that people don’t look up unless you give them a reason to. I’ve called people’s names while in plain sight two stories above them and had them look all around themselves and check nearby hiding places on the ground, but not look up until I repeated their name and added, “Up here!”
People further away might have her in their field of vision, but they’re, well, further away, so both less likely to notice and less likely to consider it their problem.
And of course, if you see an injured girl scaling the face of a building to evade an illegal search by corrupt cops… no you didn’t.
ReFlex76
“It’s not like I want your hot, throbbing peener inside me.”
IntangibleMatter
“Look, it was cooler that way. That’s it. I did it because it was epic.”
embe13
adorkables!!!!
Pocky
garbage logic this is
Dwampre Scorrigank
Looks like Charles is getting his way after all! (not really, necessarily, but he did call out her feelings: “but Amber committed a crime for you”)
Dwampre Scorrigank
“I’ll do anything for you if it involves climbing a building”
Reltzik
SS Garbage Skowl, in the slip.
EDIT: Wait, we can edit our comments now? ….. okay, I might not 100% hate change after all.
Kyulen
So if I’m reading this right, Amber avoided multiple easier-to-get-into rooms to go to Walky’s room while she was climbing around outside the dorm building to avoid the cops. That’s interesting. But I refuse to get my hopes up for a return of the Walky/Amber ship.