Dumbing of Age

Smell like a hero (who won't do cunnilingus)

It’s giving…

A reminder for all that Peter's wife Kathleen still needs a lot of help with the massive medical debt of his long-term care. If you can help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...

the official heathcliff shop seems to have recently added a bunch of new products and they have some absolutely killer options shop.heathcliff.com

hey remember Bigger Luke theory well here comes Bigger Ben Mendelsohn theory

Last week in #9ChickweedLane I learned you can just... use the word "argue" in your definition for "argument." which is weird because usually the strip reads like it's been written with a thesaurus

RIP Peter David, known for writing the Transformers Dark of the Moon novelization

the full experience of being Gen X, condensed

aww she takes after her dad

hrm, being radicalized on Twitter has the opposite connotation now

Dina!

and every single time she was disappointed

*weighs self* *poops* *weighs self again* HOW DO I WEIGH MORE

man what the fuck is going on at taco fest

Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed

Here are some neat “Deluxe Class” Transformers from the Beast Wars/Machines era.

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

today in #9chickweedlane i learned amos is turned on by edda just waving her body limply around like she's an inflatable tube man you'd see in front of a car dealership

...look, if you want to kill a goldfish, just... overfeed it, you don't have to EAT IT. you messy bench

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jocelyne and carla are tied at 47 votes for bonus strip

I wonder if they sell these outside Columbus.

SS86 Scrapper may not have a waist rotational joint, but he does have a sassy hip sway.

i've had this siege astrotrain sitting around for weeks to be ebayed but as soon as i give up and sell it, i just know i'll find that missing rifle it's somewhere in the house it's just gotta be

Postcards are on sale for the next week $8 for 10 $30 for 40 🫡 have a great Memorial Day weekend shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pos...

i'm PRETTY sure the days of pb&js is right now, actually, if you wanted, especially if you're in a goddamn grocery store

There’s been a murder.

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale