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by David M Willis on September 13, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Yesterday Was Thursday
└ Tags: dorothy, jennifer, joyce, sarah

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  1. Deuecebag
    Deuecebag
    September 13, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh Billie, setting woman kind back 90 years.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 13, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

      But the 1920s were a great time for women’s lib.

    • Liberal1337
      Liberal1337
      September 13, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

      You mean by being open about her sexual desires?

      • Cos
        Cos
        September 13, 2011 at 1:08 am | #

        No, by setting herself up solely as a sexual object.

        • David Herbert
          David Herbert
          September 13, 2011 at 2:26 am | #

          Setting herself up? She’s openly stating “I want to get drunk and laid tonight” of her own free will. I think she and Roz will get on great.

          • kagato23
            kagato23
            September 13, 2011 at 7:58 am | #

            So drunk apparently she’s incapable of asking for sex? That denotes a drinking problem more then sexual freedom. I imagine Roz is very much in the “fully capable of consent” camp.

            • Filthy Pazuzu
              Filthy Pazuzu
              September 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm | #

              I think Billie’s ‘too drunk’ comment was an exaggeration. I often made similar statements when I was preparing for a mass extinction of brain cells. I don’t think Billie actually approves of being groped without consent.

              Personally, I think some commenters here need to lighten up, you’re sounding a bit like Joyce. There’s nothing wrong – at all – with enjoying sex.

              • JK9000
                JK9000
                September 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm | #

                Now that you say that, that makes sense. It’d be more willing to take it as a joke if Billie weren’t an alcoholic, tho.

              • kagato23
                kagato23
                September 13, 2011 at 10:26 pm | #

                As Jk9000 says, on most characters that’d be a given. But we know for a fact one reality’s version of Billie was quite literally an alcoholic that bad, and this one has so far been established as the same in that regard.

              • Rheios
                Rheios
                May 12, 2015 at 8:04 pm | #

                I’ve never understood why someone can’t enjoy sex and still suggest people not go around doing it a lot. The two are rather different points.

            • Liberal1337
              Liberal1337
              September 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

              If you had gone to college you’d realize that it’s not a drinking problem until you graduate.

        • Aisling
          Aisling
          May 24, 2015 at 1:18 pm | #

          Eehhh… women’s lib is about being their own person without having to have men demeaning them If she wants to be a sex object thats her choice as a woman. Snarking at her for doing it is no better than a guy slut-shaming her. Women have more power being feminine and using their sex than most realise.

      • AaronS
        AaronS
        September 13, 2011 at 1:08 am | #

        There’s being open about her sexual desires, and then there’s wearing shirts to get guys for when she’s too drunk to even ask them to have sex with her.

        And she knowing plans for that occasion, too. Oh, Billie.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          September 13, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

          Agreed. There’s nothing wrong with going around the block a few times. It’s something else entirely to be public transportation.

          • Andy
            Andy
            September 13, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

            Waitwaitwait wait. There was a huge discussion a few strips back about how great it is that Roz is trying to make it acceptable for girls to have as much sex as they want. Now, when we have a girl who’s trying to have as much sex as she wants, it’s not acceptable. What gives, people?

            • dchorror
              dchorror
              September 13, 2011 at 2:20 am | #

              Because she’s perpetuating the idea that it’s okay to take advantage of girls. Roz was advocating choice and that it was hers alone.

              • Andy
                Andy
                September 13, 2011 at 2:24 am | #

                So what? Roz was lauded by half the board because she didn’t care about the negative consequences to others in her quest for sexual freedom. Why should Billie now have to do otherwise?

                • creaks
                  creaks
                  September 13, 2011 at 5:24 am | #

                  Ever think the people you are arguing with are part of the ‘Other half of the board’?

                  You know the ones that didnt laud Roz?

                  And really what Billies doing isnt anything close to what Roz claimed she was doing, or actually did.

                • Jo
                  Jo
                  September 13, 2011 at 6:09 am | #

                  There is a concern that these statements could be seen, by some, as a statement that it is acceptable to have sex with people who are too drunk to talk. Not that this is the intention the author, I’m sure. But it’s still troubling. I’m guessing neither the feminists nor the more conservative folks here would go for that.

                  The big difference between Roz and Billie comes down to the word “beg”. Billie is willing to demean herself for sex, Roz never begged, nor did she act differently due to some chemical. She kept her dignity in a way that Billie hasn’t.

                  But then, that’s alcoholism for you, I guess. Thinking of, that may be the real problem. Roz hasn’t really harmed anyone unintentionally, she meant to hurt her sister. Billie is acting the way she does because of a disease which clouds her judgement. That’s pretty sad. I think it’s a big part of why Billie is my favourite character; she has the most growing up to do.

                • Daibhid C
                  Daibhid C
                  September 13, 2011 at 10:34 am | #

                  PERSON A: I like to give money to the homeless. And I’ll do do publically even though my sister’s policy is that homeless people don’t deserve our support, because I want to make the point that I think she’s wrong.

                  PERSON B: I’m going to get drunk and flash cash around until I’m mugged.

                  Yes,. these scenarios are clearly exactly the same.

                • R
                  R
                  September 13, 2011 at 12:17 pm | #

                  Because Billie is enabling creepers and the scary I-don’t-need-to-treat-women-as-people-who-should-be-talked-to-them-to-get-what-I-want mentality, where as Roz was enabling women to admit if they want sex without feeling shame. Billie’s message is scary because not all women are Billie. Some may dress up to feel good about their bodies (or because it’s hot out and they’re prone to heat-stroke) in the way Billie dresses up to signal that she’s giving carte blanche consenting. Which is why frequent enthusiastic consent is a major point in feminism groups, with that as a standard it’s always clear and there’s less room for “it was just a misunderstanding, I didn’t mean to do anything wrong so I shouldn’t be punished.”

                • Henry
                  Henry
                  September 13, 2011 at 5:35 pm | #

                  Because Roz is about having the choice and being able to make the choice. She’s in control of herself when she makes it, and goes into it fully of her own free will.

                  Billie is just being straight-up irresponsible. It’s one thing to want to get laid. It’s another entirely to get yourself so intoxicated you’re incapable of making the choice for yourself.

                  Basically, the objectionable part is that Billie doesn’t even really care whether or not she has control over the choice to have sex or not. Roz cares about having her choice. Hence why Roz is more sympathetic on this issue than Billie is.

            • invisiblemoose
              invisiblemoose
              September 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm | #

              I was on your side (as per my earlier post) but thinking about it the problem I have is that Billie seems to think her clothes will be ‘begging for it’. That makes me hugely uncomfortable, as it appears to support the notion that clothes = consent.

              That being said, if she wants to go get drunk and fuck randoms, that’s her choice.

              • Andy
                Andy
                September 14, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

                Yeah, I got a bit defensive on the wrong part there. Going back to where I started, why is Roz not a slut, but Billie is? Why are we shaming Billie, but not Roz? I mean, it’s perfectly fine to be upset about her clothing choice and the reasoning behind it. However, at the time I originally posted, most of the posts ragging on Billie did so because she wanted to have more sex than Roz, not because she thought it was okay to be used. The post I directly responded to said, in different words, “It’s perfectly fine to have sex with a few people, but God help you if you have sex with a lot of people.” And that’s where I really have a problem with the inconsistency here.

                • invisiblemoose
                  invisiblemoose
                  September 14, 2011 at 4:57 am | #

                  Agreed.

                • Creaks
                  Creaks
                  September 16, 2011 at 4:43 pm | #

                  So you generalized ‘half the board’ off of one guys response?

                  Cause thats all there is. one guy. Everyone else before your post who dissaproved of billies actions had reasons that had next to NOTHING to do with SEX and most EVERYTHING to do with her planning an epic personal responsibility failure.

                  But you ignored that by pretending they all had the same reasons as the one person you gave as an example.

                  …..
                  ……
                  ………..

                  I LIKE IT!!!!

                  I’m going to generalize all women off of Billie!!!

                  Hey what are you doing? Quit squirming away and shouting, It makes it hard to do the sex.

          • Liberal1337
            Liberal1337
            September 14, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

            Even Jesus loved the whores

    • JK9000
      JK9000
      September 13, 2011 at 7:45 am | #

      Ya know, what Billie is endorsing here isn’t great (Revealing clothes are worn because women *want* to be taken advantage of!), but I’m always a little weirded out by the notion that every female at all times is personally responsible for maintaining her gender’s good image, or else Congress will rescind suffrage.

      • R
        R
        September 13, 2011 at 12:31 pm | #

        I don’t think anyone is saying that all women are like Billie, or that Billie proves that women aren’t entitled to XYZ. To me it sounds like people are saying that she (as a person, not as her gender) is stupid and what she’s saying is problematic.
        Joe’s gotten crap for things that were equally creepy that he’s said here. I don’t see the sexism. Feminism doesn’t mean that women should be immune from any and all criticism. It means they should be treated as people, the same way men are. In 2008 nobody talked about how many children Biden had, or how sexually appealing he was or wasn’t, therefore bringing up those issues with Sarah Palin was sexist. Bringing up Palin’s lack of experience, or how bad her policy proposals are, on the other hand isn’t sexist, as that’s germane to her endeavors and male politicians have to go through that too.

        • JK9000
          JK9000
          September 13, 2011 at 3:36 pm | #

          I think you maybe read more into my comment than what was there? I don’t have a problem with criticizing what Billie said– I do it myself, you might have noticed– I’m just saying, “setting woman kind back 90 years” is a bizarre way to phrase that criticism.

      • Shengokai
        Shengokai
        September 13, 2011 at 1:40 pm | #

        I quoted you, JK9000, on facebook because I wholeheartedly agree with your position. It is completely irrational to think that a woman will no longer be a feminist if she chooses sexual licentiousness, housewifery, or to conform to a traditional image of womanhood. I believe the operative word there is “choose,” because feminism should be about giving women equal options as men, not conformity to a predetermined mode.

    • invisiblemoose
      invisiblemoose
      September 13, 2011 at 7:50 am | #

      Because heaven forbid she’s doing this because she wants to do it for herself.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 13, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    They burnt bridges? Talk about public menace!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 13, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      Do you know that they cut ties too?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 13, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

        Someone call the fashion police. 😛

        • Canvas Hat
          Canvas Hat
          September 13, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

          Yeah! We need more fuel! Keep the bridge burning!

          • Izzy
            Izzy
            September 13, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

            we don’t need no water let the m—-r f—-r burn

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            September 13, 2011 at 2:49 am | #

            And if the police asked, we didn’t start the fire. It’s been always burning since the world’s been turning.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              September 13, 2011 at 3:32 am | #

              *groan*

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                September 13, 2011 at 4:22 am | #

                C’mon. It’s not that bad.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  September 13, 2011 at 5:29 am | #

                  Maybe… 😛

                • madd
                  madd
                  September 13, 2011 at 11:55 am | #

                  Probably not as bad as the reply I was going to make to Izzy about water under the bridge …

            • Just for kix
              Just for kix
              September 13, 2011 at 1:08 pm | #

              Billie, Sal, Joe today, Joyce left for church to pray,
              Sarah was the one who burnt the bridges though

              Roz, Robin made the scene, Leslie could not stop blushing,
              Don’t fuck in my property and peace out said the deano

              We didn’t start the fire
              It was always burning
              Since the world’s been turning
              We didn’t start the fire
              No we didn’t light it
              But we tried to fight it

              • G.S.Mercs
                G.S.Mercs
                September 13, 2011 at 6:05 pm | #

                While I enjoy your attempt, the lyrics do not sync up in areas with the melody of the song, or they do, but only if you force them. Overall, a good attempt that can use some work (I swear I’m joking)

                • Just for kix
                  Just for kix
                  September 14, 2011 at 12:43 pm | #

                  Thanks 🙂 I was just joshing however. As I read the thread, the same song got into my head. If Aizat hadn’t made his post about the song, I would have :-). Since he already did, I just continued the thread :P. Though, yeah, I agree it definitely could use a lot of work 🙂

  3. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 13, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Yeah, why would Joyce ever want to experience the world?

    Dag, Sarah. Don’t trust Dorothy to be able to just stand by and watch (and carry a fresh can of Mace).

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      September 13, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      Joyce needs to experience the world, but she’s the kind who needs to be introduced to it sloooowly.

      Taking her to the party at this point in her emotional development wouldn’t just be throwing her into the deep end. It would be throwing her into the deepend with cement shoes.

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        September 13, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

        Very slowly.

        Possibly at a negative velocity, lest her mind goeth asplodey.

      • Liberal1337
        Liberal1337
        September 13, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

        I dont know about that, I mean she went on a date with Joe and fared better that he did. Besides, she could pay mike to guard her.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          September 13, 2011 at 6:42 pm | #

          Despite his sexually enthusiastic nature, Joe is respectful of women’s right to consent. He wouldn’t ever force himself on someone who didn’t want to be with him.

          You can not safely assume that is the case at a party full of drunk frat boys.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      September 13, 2011 at 8:36 pm | #

      Depends on what you mean by “experience the world.” Some experiences, such as date rape or just forceful, drunken advances, aren’t something that enrich your life.

      OTOH, Joyce has a pretty solid core in her beliefs that Sarah is underestimating by claiming (now twice) that she can’t stand up for herself under pressure from horny guys.

  4. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 13, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Sarah, you burn bridges with everybody.

  5. TheAlucinaut
    TheAlucinaut
    September 13, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    “Woah, I’ve never done a Burned Bridge with you, Sarah! You wish. Though…odds are I might be doing one later on tonight!”

  6. MarcinMN
    MarcinMN
    September 13, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Wow, she thinks she’ll be President because of this? Now THAT’S an optimistic outlook in life. 😉

    • Gordon
      Gordon
      September 13, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

      Making friends with the sister of a Congresswoman could easily be a leg up.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        September 13, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

        Depends on the MP.

      • Robert
        Robert
        September 13, 2011 at 1:34 am | #

        And fucking the sister of a congresswoman is definitely the easiest way to get a leg up. Both even…while braced against the headboard.

        • Semysane
          Semysane
          September 13, 2011 at 6:54 pm | #

          More like the easiest way to get a leg over.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      September 13, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      I would LOVE to see the chain of events beginning here that leads to President Parker. I’m guessing she becomes a key figure when Roz goes into politics herself, around the time that the Democratic Party gets sex-positive enough to include her, and from there it’s just a matter of using the old favor bank.

      • David
        David M Willis
        September 13, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

        I think you got your Dorothies crossed.

        • Canvas Hat
          Canvas Hat
          September 13, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

          Wait, what political party would Dorothy be in?

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            September 13, 2011 at 12:42 am | #

            Green Party.

            • wandering meme
              wandering meme
              September 13, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

              Of course the opposition might use the pics from her drunken frat party escapade to discredit her…

              aww, who cares? Vote Dorothy! Yes she can!

            • Jo
              Jo
              September 13, 2011 at 6:13 am | #

              Dorothy is pretty career minded, and as I understand it the Greens in America aren’t winning elections yet. She’s a democrat.

              Now Roz I could see running for the presidency on a Green ticket. I’d vote for her.

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            September 13, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

            NDP.

            • Andy
              Andy
              September 13, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

              The only party I can know of with those letters is the NDSP, and I know you don’t mean that.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                September 13, 2011 at 3:30 am | #

                I googled and got this answer:

                National Dryland Salinity Program

                • Sempiternity
                  Sempiternity
                  September 13, 2011 at 9:24 am | #

                  Unfortunately, not that innocuous…

                • Andy
                  Andy
                  September 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm | #

                  That would have made WWII a lot more interesting, but I meant the Nazi party. And, sadly, put down the wrong abbreviation…should’ve been NSDAP.

              • Mkvenner
                Mkvenner
                September 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm | #

                New Democratic Party.

                • G.S.Mercs
                  G.S.Mercs
                  September 13, 2011 at 6:08 pm | #

                  They were talking about American political parties, not Canadian. Besides, if Dorothy ran the NDP I would stop voting for them in the elections. I can’t stand Dorothy so far as a character.

        • T Campbell
          T Campbell
          September 13, 2011 at 2:08 am | #

          Where’s that edit feature

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      September 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm | #

      No, but she can say that she probably *won’t* be President if she folds under nerves and fear of the unknown.

  7. lord of dance
    lord of dance
    September 13, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    of course it would be great if something happened at the party so that shell have to tell her grandkids that the reason she wasn’t president was because she DID wade through a college drunkfest

    • TheBenenator
      TheBenenator
      September 13, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      For a nickel.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        September 13, 2011 at 6:28 pm | #

        And came home with $5.65.

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      September 13, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

      Yeah if I were Sarah I’d probably go with her as to be her backup. I know she has had crappy roommates, but she has big stick up her ass.

      And good lord, I wouldn’t have thought Billie was that type (then again I’m relatively new to the Short Packed universe with this being my first comic).

      I mean ugh I liked her character, but damn, but to actually say that, unless she was joking, MAJOR turnoff. I down with Roz and what she does but thats just… downright dirty.

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        September 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm | #

        Madness! This. Ain’t. Walky!verse. 😛

        Also, Ethan is gay and Joe was asked permission.

  8. Grimlockimus
    Grimlockimus
    September 13, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    Nice to see Sarah looking out for Joyce, but honestly Dorothy and Joyce will end up going to this party for the sake of the comic and the sake of our horrible obsession of seeing Joyce thrown into these situations.

    Not like they’re just going to stay home and play Apples to Apples all ni….I’d be lying if I said that wouldn’t sound fun.

    • Henry
      Henry
      September 13, 2011 at 5:46 pm | #

      Besides, Dorothy and Joyce are perfect party buddies. Joyce is too borderline-oblivious/innocent to give in to any advances, will probably avoid any drinks like the plague lest she drink t3h ebil alcohols (and will either prevent Dorothy from doing so, or stick with her if she does), while Dorothy is worldy enough to watch Joyce from predators that come on subtley (or not so subtly). And she’ll probably have a can of pepper-spray.

      Mike is not an option. Taking Mike to a party with you and trying to stay out of trouble is a dangerous proposition; he’d probably find some just to spite you. Or worse, he would be the trouble.

      • Semysane
        Semysane
        September 13, 2011 at 6:57 pm | #

        Or worse, he’d start drinking and get nice.

        • Henry
          Henry
          September 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm | #

          Thus resulting in JoycexMike or DorothyxMike.

          Hilarity ensues.

  9. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 13, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    She’s only looking out for Joyce’s best interest and mental stability.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 13, 2011 at 3:43 pm | #

      …well her best interest anyway…

  10. Scotty Van
    Scotty Van
    September 13, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    Y’know what? It’s possible to go to a beer-filled party and stay completely sober. I’ve done it, and my hyper-religious friend at IU (who became a nun recently) did it. So I don’t support Sarah one bit.

    But that punchline is great. 🙂

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      September 13, 2011 at 1:04 am | #

      Yeah, but I’m guessing you and your friend are a little bit more well-balanced and worldly than Joyce here… People can go to these parties and watch out for themselves, sure, but there’s fair reason to think Joyce isn’t one of them.

      I’m not really expecting another anti-joyce story in the dumbingverse though, so I’m sure she’ll make it through this just fine.

  11. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    September 13, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    Billie, please wear that!

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 13, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    Question: How can you burn the bridge from someone you never connected with in the first place?

    • TheBenenator
      TheBenenator
      September 13, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

      Answer: Attach mines to levitating napalm bombs where the bridge will appear. If the bridge even partially materializes, it’ll set off the mines, which will make the napalm explode all over the bridge and burn it to ashes.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 13, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

        This technology exists?

        • Izzy
          Izzy
          September 13, 2011 at 1:49 am | #

          this is the internet….if you want it to, it does

          • Crumplepunch
            Crumplepunch
            September 13, 2011 at 3:28 am | #

            And that’s what science is all about!

        • creatorx2
          creatorx2
          September 13, 2011 at 2:55 am | #

          It’s in the beta stages. The developers are trying to work on the levitation part but until then, tests utilizing string and steadi-cam technology have been successful.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 13, 2011 at 3:28 am | #

            That’s the answer I’m after.

        • TheBenenator
          TheBenenator
          September 13, 2011 at 7:00 am | #

          What can I say — we do what we must.

          Because we can.

          • Djw175
            Djw175
            September 13, 2011 at 9:02 pm | #

            For the good of all of us?

            • PhysicsLB
              PhysicsLB
              September 13, 2011 at 10:50 pm | #

              Except for those who are dead.

        • invisiblemoose
          invisiblemoose
          September 13, 2011 at 7:53 am | #

          Have YOU heard of any bridges materializing out of nowhere? No? Well then, it’s because they were napalm’d upon maifestation. Proof positive.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      September 13, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

      She massacred all the workmen before they started construction.

    • Daeva
      Daeva
      September 13, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      Alright, so here’s what you do.

      You just meet a person, then you size ’em up as best you can. Then you close yourself off for a couple of hours and fall into your mind, using all your perceptions about this person to slowly craft a relationship with them. Get to know the mental version of them. Laugh with them, cry with them, form a bond of life experiences. Then, just when these inner-imaginary bridges are at their sturdiest, you burn them, thus resulting in outwardly inexplicable, but utterly genuine disdain for that person in real life!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 13, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

        Fasinating answer *strokes chin*

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 13, 2011 at 2:40 am | #

      Or you could just use a flamethrower. Or a hairspray and a match.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      September 13, 2011 at 8:50 pm | #

      Counter-question: Why do you believe they’ve never met before?

      (It’s not uncommon to have friends or at least to know people from grades above and below you in high school.)

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        September 13, 2011 at 9:18 pm | #

        Never mind. Found their first conversation:
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/neighbor/

  13. NF
    NF
    September 13, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    The fact that I can’t tell for sure if Billie is joking in the last panel is making me regret voting for Billie for favorite DoA character.

  14. Daeva
    Daeva
    September 13, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    Billie: the absolute PICTURE of class. 😀

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 13, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      It rhymes with class at least. 😛

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 13, 2011 at 2:41 am | #

        And crass and ass but I’m not judging anybody.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 13, 2011 at 3:26 am | #

          Don’t Explain the Joke

          YOU HAVE BEEN TROPED!

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          September 13, 2011 at 3:27 am | #

          Hur hur, picture of ass.

  15. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 13, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    Where did the pregnant come from?

    • David
      David M Willis
      September 13, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      Usually semen.

      • Marty
        Marty
        September 13, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

        I lol’d.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        September 13, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

        I know that. It’s just odd that sarah put more emphasis on that than stoned.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          September 13, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

          Being stoned goes away a lot quicker.

          • fellixe
            fellixe
            September 13, 2011 at 1:34 am | #

            They are both caused by something in the air. Either smoke or legs.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            September 13, 2011 at 2:44 am | #

            I don’t think being pelted with stone can go away quickly.

        • creatorx2
          creatorx2
          September 13, 2011 at 7:40 am | #

          You know, ’cause you can never abort a drug addiction.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 13, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

        And what causes it at the other times?

        • Daeva
          Daeva
          September 13, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

          Airborn spores?

        • Canvas Hat
          Canvas Hat
          September 13, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

          Mike. Any questions?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 13, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

            I guess that’s how Mike screws so many mothers, he makes them that way.

        • David
          David M Willis
          September 13, 2011 at 2:43 am | #

          Jizz.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 13, 2011 at 3:23 am | #

            I learnt something new today, semen and jizz are two different things. 😀

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 13, 2011 at 2:45 am | #

          Storks. Why do you think they deliver babies in the first place.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 13, 2011 at 3:24 am | #

            Union rules?

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          September 13, 2011 at 3:44 am | #

          JESUS. Haven’t you people been paying any attention to Joyce at all? For god’s sake….

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        September 13, 2011 at 6:29 pm | #

        Or Marines.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 13, 2011 at 4:51 am | #

      The same place where babies come from. Cleveland.

  16. NF
    NF
    September 13, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

    Joyce, remember how you said you’d rebel, but your parents wouldn’t let you?

    Where are your parents now?!?!

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      September 13, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

      She’d probably call and ask for permission first.

    • Canvas Hat
      Canvas Hat
      September 13, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

      They’re rebelling against society when Joyce isn’t looking.

    • Rikushadow5
      Rikushadow5
      September 13, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

      Don’t forget about the whole “REALLY Good Book” thing in the other ‘verse.

  17. Graham S.
    Graham S.
    September 13, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    Seriously, make Sarah stop talking. She makes me rage.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 13, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

      Yeah, her attitude puts the poop in party pooper.

  18. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    September 13, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    Well that makes her reaction to Billie when I thought was their first meeting more understandable. It was weird though because Billie seemed like she never met her before, but she was probably too drunk to remember.

  19. gangler
    gangler
    September 13, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    Wow. Sarah really has some hangups doesn’t she? 😀

    Panels 1-4 Sarah comes off as pretty pushy and judgmental, and not in the “I’m concerned and giving you tough love” kind of way either. Also finally seeing some of that knowitallism everyone keeps attributing to her and I keep saying isn’t there.

    And then she gets cute in panel 5 when she lets her discomfort show. She’s like a hamster who’s just been told a cat is on the way. S’all good. S’all good. I got no problems with you Sal.

  20. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    September 13, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    I’m pretty sure Sarah’s outlook on life is exactly why I’m 24, alone, and spend my nights on the computer. I NEVER went and hung out with people during college or high school.

    WELP, time to make up for lost time…

    • Just for kix
      Just for kix
      September 14, 2011 at 12:49 pm | #

      Pssh. Hanging out is totally overrated.

  21. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    September 13, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    Sarah would have a lot more credibility here if she had previously admitted to liking any social interaction at all. Even Joyce has more authority in social matters than she does.

    • Fauxlosopher
      Fauxlosopher
      September 13, 2011 at 12:33 am | #

      Sad but true. At least, where casual social encounters are concerned. Drunkfests, however, are kinda beyond Joyce right now. I’ve been to more than one in my day. She’s got a one in two chance of walking in on premarital hanky-panky looking for the bathroom.

      There is never a good time to take a fanatical church girl to a den of sin. Ever. It might not damage Joyce as much as most assume, since she can leave when she wants, unlike in IW! where she was forced to watch hanky-panky, but she wouldn’t thank you for inviting her.

      This is Billie’s element, her home turf. Let her run free. She’ll fulfill the “bring a friend” requirement just by showing up (she’d probably go anyway) and can then be left to her own devices, leaving Dorothy free to track down Roz. Name one good reason to bring Joyce instead of Billie.

      • Alex Stritar
        Alex Stritar
        September 13, 2011 at 12:37 am | #

        Because it would be halarious.

        • Rikushadow5
          Rikushadow5
          September 13, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

          “For the Lulz” isn’t an applicable answer here.

          “Rule of Cool”, however, is.

          • vlademir1
            vlademir1
            September 13, 2011 at 7:38 am | #

            Rule of Funny, which “for teh lulz” is a variant of, is never inapplicable where Rule of Cool is, nor is Rule of Drama. I believe most of us have read enough of our esteemed writer here to understand that all three can, and probably will, be in play at the same time in his work.

            By the by, always glad to ruin someone’s life with those links ;D

            • Rikushadow5
              Rikushadow5
              September 13, 2011 at 7:24 pm | #

              TV Tropes Will Ruin your life, Boya.

      • Kisai
        Kisai
        September 13, 2011 at 12:58 am | #

        I’d actually expect to Dorothy to get what she wants, and then leave. Though what will most likely happen is that she gets caught in a drinking game to get any answers. Or Joyce will have too much “Juice” if she goes. 😛

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        September 13, 2011 at 1:11 am | #

        Because Joyce would be outraged and then have Mike pummel everyone into unconsciousness.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        September 13, 2011 at 9:06 pm | #

        Because Joyce would act as either a conscience or morality pet to keep her from doing something she might later regret in pursuit of a story.

        Billie would either perform the opposite role to encourage her to do something regrettable or act so outrageously awful that she poisons the interaction between Roz and Dorothy by acting as a living “straw man” attack against Roz’s beliefs.

    • gangler
      gangler
      September 13, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

      Sarah would have a lot more validity if she wasn’t trying to tell two people she’s known for under ten days how to conduct their social lives.

      What’s that phrase? “The who give advice most freely often know the least”? Something like that. Can’t remember exactly how it goes, but you get the general idea.

      • Andy
        Andy
        September 13, 2011 at 1:55 am | #

        I’m gonna guess that your quote definitely applies here. I’m not sure Sarah got out much the previous year (if at all), and she has a fracking huge bias against drug use of all kinds.

  22. Ravux
    Ravux
    September 13, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

    …I must not have been paying good attention, when did she do the metaphorical act of burning her bridges?

    • John
      John
      September 13, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

      When they met. Joyce was all ‘she’s sharing our bathroom!’ and Sarah was all ‘you smell like booze. Keep the fuck away from me’ and Joyce got cranky and Sarah was all ‘get better friends!’ because Sarah is now Joyce’s cranky older sister.

  23. Liberal1337
    Liberal1337
    September 13, 2011 at 12:58 am | #

    Intelligent politically minded liberal women are amazingly hot. I’m talking to you apathetic reality show watchers!

  24. WhoIsNick
    WhoIsNick
    September 13, 2011 at 1:36 am | #

    Billie’s line about not being “sober enough to beg for it myself,” left me feeling very uncomfortable after reading this strip.

  25. Charles RB
    Charles RB
    September 13, 2011 at 2:48 am | #

    Sarah’s managing to be both draconian & overreacting (everyone that’s not Joyce) AND utterly right (Joyce) in the same strip! Damn.

  26. ShifterComic
    ShifterComic
    September 13, 2011 at 2:58 am | #

    I want to have Sarah’s babies. I would be man-preggers for her.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 13, 2011 at 5:25 am | #

      Are you going to name it Junior?

  27. Shifty
    Shifty
    September 13, 2011 at 3:09 am | #

    Okay, Sarah’s going to far here. While I appreciate she’s only looking out for Dorothy and Joyce (no doubt she has a HORRIBLE experience at a party once, which might explain why she’s so against it), she really has no right to tell them what to do. It’s their decisions whether or not to go to the party.

    And frankly, I highly doubt the College boys will be able to chew up Joye and spit her out. If anything, she’ll freak them all out by spewing tons of religions mumbo-jumbo about the evils of drink, premarital hanky-panky, and why they should convert to Christianity.

  28. Newbie
    Newbie
    September 13, 2011 at 4:04 am | #

    I personally think that Roz is _not_ the type to want to loose control in the suggested “drunkfests” everyone is implying. I might be one of those adult toy parties (Billie would be dissapointed at the lack of men), and trying to encourage women (like Billie) to take control of their sexuality rather than desire to be used or saved by a prince (shocker to Joyce). I think the build up to drunkfest is simply to through us all of the scent.

  29. Twinsnake
    Twinsnake
    September 13, 2011 at 4:26 am | #

    I can’t decide whether Sarah is being protective, or just showing off her cowardice.

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      September 13, 2011 at 7:00 am | #

      I’m sure Sarah means well, but her approach to the situation isn’t exactly tactful.

    • Shifty
      Shifty
      September 13, 2011 at 9:54 am | #

      I think she’s both projecting and being protective. She’s obviously had some bad college experiences and she feels the other girls should avoid what happened to her. But she’s trying to be controlling rather than explaining things to them honestly.

  30. Azukar
    Azukar
    September 13, 2011 at 4:36 am | #

    Yes, Muuuuuum.
    *sullenface*

    • Fauxlosopher
      Fauxlosopher
      September 13, 2011 at 11:16 pm | #

      Epic with that gravatar.

  31. Scot
    Scot
    September 13, 2011 at 5:54 am | #

    I can sort of understand why she thinks it would be a bad idea for Joyce to go, but why in the world is she even concerned about Dorothy? She’s had like one conversation with her and she’s already deciding what’s best for her? wtf

    • invisiblemoose
      invisiblemoose
      September 13, 2011 at 7:57 am | #

      Sarah did put a lot of investment into that conversation, though. I mean here is the one OTHER person who isn’t here for anything other than studying and furthering one’s self. She cannot let her fall like this!

      • Scot
        Scot
        September 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm | #

        I fail to see what investment Sarah put in with that conversation. Dorothy just decided to sit down at her table during lunch and told her that she just wanted to learn and become successful and not get distracted, and Sarah just said ‘good for you’. It’s not like they became close friends or anything.

  32. invisiblemoose
    invisiblemoose
    September 13, 2011 at 8:00 am | #

    I haven’t been on the comments lately, but it just dawned on me that all we know about the party is that Roz wants Dot to bring a friend. And that Dot’s not wearing anything appropriate. We have no idea what the party is going to be about!

  33. fellixe
    fellixe
    September 13, 2011 at 8:48 am | #

    Good point. The mystery of what kind of party it will be remains. We did learn in this strip that upper classmen are assumed to be involved. But little else. It would be funny if after all the handwringing it is some foreign film apreciation society, or maybe a quiche recipe exchange.

    • invisiblemoose
      invisiblemoose
      September 13, 2011 at 5:12 pm | #

      Actually, all we know is that Sarah SAID that there would be upper classmen there. She’s jumped to conclusions before, though.

  34. Sandimas
    Sandimas
    September 13, 2011 at 10:20 am | #

    Because they’re all expecting a typical college drunk-fest, I predict that Roz has actually invited them to a sex-positive womyn’s drum circle

  35. Name
    Name
    September 13, 2011 at 10:30 am | #

    C’mon. Having sex with Joe is way different than stranger-hunting. Joe’s horny, maybe even on the hunt, but that’s different from being a predator. Billie’s looking for a predator who’s likely a jerk. Don’t help the jerks get laid. Roz is way more responsible than the drunken harlot Billie.

  36. showler
    showler
    September 13, 2011 at 11:01 am | #

    I honestly don’t remember Sarah and Billie having built any bridges to burn. Were they ever friends?

    • Random Webcomics Junkie
      Random Webcomics Junkie
      September 13, 2011 at 11:56 am | #

      I wondered on first reading if they’d known each other before university, but then I realised – it’s possible the sad truth really is that that brief exchange in the ladies’ was the closest thing to a social situation Sarah has nowadays, and she could have considered just existing in the same room to be a bridge.

  37. Dyce
    Dyce
    September 13, 2011 at 11:27 am | #

    Man am I the only one who can’t stand sarah? It’s one thing to have your own opinoins but quite another to be a complete fun vampire. In my experience most people actually try to ENJOY college.

    • Shade Tail
      Shade Tail
      September 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm | #

      I promise, you aren’t the only one. I’m busy wondering when, exactly, she appointed herself everyone’s mother.

      And really, when you get down to it, she’s really not concerned with Joyce (or Dorothy, or etc.). She’s concerned with her own personal peace and quiet and how other people’s fun might possibly inconvenience her. This comic makes that pretty clear.

      • Name
        Name
        September 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm | #

        She’s a year older, right? That entitles her to the cynicism that comes with knowing everything.

  38. Sam
    Sam
    September 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm | #

    D’awww. Sarah really does care about Joyce! This strip was pretty heartwarming.

    • Shade Tail
      Shade Tail
      September 13, 2011 at 3:08 pm | #

      Nah, she doesn’t care about Joyce at all. She’s just worried about having her own peace and quiet interrupted.

      • G.S.Mercs
        G.S.Mercs
        September 13, 2011 at 6:20 pm | #

        Actually, the following comic shows that Sarah does care about Joyce (I apologize for not knowing how to make a link out of words instead of copying the address)

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/break/

        • Andy
          Andy
          September 14, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

          I think she cares more about the concept of a pure unbroken person than about Joyce the person. And she cares about the quiet even more than that.

  39. drs
    drs
    September 13, 2011 at 1:51 pm | #

    Yeah, I wonder if it’s going to be frat drunkfest or some BDSM or other sex+ party.

    Given her force of enraged personality and low odds of getting date-rape-drug in the mood of this comic, bringing Joyce to a drunkfest would probably be cruel to the fratboys and Billies. Ask Joe. From both the ‘date’ and from class… Cruel, but funny.

  40. Echo Beach
    Echo Beach
    September 13, 2011 at 2:52 pm | #

    Is it just me? I thought Billie was ladling on the sarcasm…

  41. mpd
    mpd
    September 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm | #

    I got “banned” from reading Shortpacked (I can’t open it, I just get a ban page) and I don’t know why…I’ve never done anything but read the comic…I haven’t ever even commented. Don’t know who I would tell this to, but anybody else having this problem?

  42. Loki
    Loki
    September 13, 2011 at 5:00 pm | #

    Kinky.

  43. Faust
    Faust
    September 13, 2011 at 8:51 pm | #

    Wow, that last panel got a little dark.

  44. NobodySpecial
    NobodySpecial
    September 13, 2011 at 10:08 pm | #

    Am I, like, the only person who thinks it’s pretty obvious that Billie is pulling Sarah’s chain?

  45. Dawnieangel76
    Dawnieangel76
    September 13, 2011 at 11:13 pm | #

    Where is this long-lauded, unwritten rule that experiencing all life has to offer means you WILLINGLY WALK INTO BULLSHIT SITUATIONS?

    Seriously, why do some people feel the need to go to a drunken, sex-filled, drug-hazed party….knowing that’s pretty much all it’s going to be? Why is it that when you’re showing the world that you’re “all grown up”, it’s doing immature shit like said partying, along with acting & dressing indecently?

    It’s possible to acknowledge the existence of that lifestyle without actually having to see or *shudder* partake of it.

    • NobodySpecial
      NobodySpecial
      September 14, 2011 at 7:11 am | #

      Well, Dorothy is going because she gets an interview out of it. Cuz, you know, sometimes journalists have to go do dumb things and go bad places to get them. Billie is going because she likes that lifestyle, and Joyce is evidently going so Dorothy has some backup. You can argue that Billie has bad motivations, but not the other two.

  46. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 13, 2011 at 11:38 pm | #

    Billie needs Joe’s CLASSY shirt.

  47. arunin
    arunin
    September 14, 2011 at 2:08 am | #

    First, I’d like to say that JEEBUS people are going all spaz-feminazi in here.

    Ad hominem aside, I see two possibilities for the last panel: 1) Billie is being her usual sardonic self, or 2) she really loves the sex and the drinking. The former case is neither here nor there morally, and the latter case should be Billie’s to decide to take. Why would she be “setting womankind back 90 years” or some such when sheis only doing what it takes to get what she likes?

    On a side note, I’d totally tap that – cute half-Japanese girl with glasses? Oh yeah!

    • invisiblemoose
      invisiblemoose
      September 14, 2011 at 5:01 pm | #

      Feminazis, because wanting equality is totally the same as genocide.

  48. Hari
    Hari
    January 23, 2012 at 4:24 am | #

    I remember when I transferred to a large university from a junior college as a junior and heard upperclassmen refer to freshman girls as “seal pups” because they were so naive and defenseless and easy prey. It infuriated me. I DO feel awful when young girls get taken advantage of like that. =(

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Dumbing of Age: "Stop" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Stop
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
Hair's getting grayer
I'm looking up
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Kory Bing🔜SDCC 1229 @korybing.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
My family legacy: my grandmother drew the Kenny Loggins Jesus
An illustration of white jesus looking a lot like Kenny Loggins. It’s. Worksheet with typed questions and written answers:
- Who is this man? “Kenny Loggins”
- How does his death help us? “No more bad songs.”
- Why is it important that we remember him? “Highway to the Danger Zone was ok.”
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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
How I Loss My Wife 




(pictures of the CEO who got caught cheating at the Coldplay concert, in the timeless format of
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
IS THIS POKÉMON JESUS
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
you know you're old when you get excited it's started to rain because it means you can go outside and weed without bees
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
this guy's got the juice man
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's user avatarZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
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Alex Zandra @zandravandra.com ⋅ 1d
DEFEAT ALFRED E. NEU MAN
getequipped.bsky.social's user avatarGet Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
get equipped with no worry
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Asma" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Asma
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Luke! @koltreg.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
A great episode that also just had to be like "Okay, for this one specific criminal, Metropolis has the death penalty so he can't reveal Superman's secret identity."
nemalki.bsky.social's user avatarJeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"The Late Mr. Kent" is damn good television. Probably one of the best-written episodes of television written in the 1990s. Not just animation. Television period.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
hey youtube, i'm not sure the short circuit 2 score by charles fox belongs in this "Music of Asia" algorithm
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
looking at the 30+ democracies that have successfully prosecuted heads of state for violating their constitutions over the past 15 years
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DOZENS OF OTHER
-DEMOCRACIES OUSTING AND ARRESTING
LEADERS WHO ATTEMPT COUPS
implausibleblog.bsky.social's user avatarFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Brazilian president to the American people, "If Trump was Brazilian and did what he did at the Capitol, he'd be on trial in Brazil"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(august 29, 2025)
Raidah approaches the Read Hall center desk while Asma sits there at a laptop.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
some adult in pokemon: it's weird, nobody's ever seen a pokemon egg before! for thousands of years, no pokemon eggs have ever been discovered by humans! ash: well let's go find one! *fifteen minutes later* ash: oh hey
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Always up for a bonus taking-a-shit face
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raidah!
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Still researching old sleaze paperbacks and legitimately wondering if the book designer asked the author or editor what should be the tagline at the top and they mumbled out the above tagline and the book designer just...wrote it down.
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Cochu @cochu.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
mariobrothblog.bsky.social's user avatarSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Alex says
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UNIT DLX @unitdlx.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Terrible news! The back of box render for the Classified Series Legacy Firefighter seems to imply Shipwreck's house caught on fire.
The back of box render for the GI Joe Classified Series Legacy Collection Firefighter. A firefighter in the foreground poses dramatically with the jaws of life. Another firefighter in the background sprays a wrecked car with foam. A third firefighter even further back escorts a man away from a burning house.
A firefighter escorting a man wrapped in a fire blanket away from a burning house. The man bears a strong resemblance to the GI Joe Classified Shipwreck figyre.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"explore the unknown"? mary, it's new york city, this is at least your third time here, and the last time you were here you got mad at your taxi driver for using a gps
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
one of the kids yelled at the other to "drink my BUTT" and i've just picked up a new invective
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
D8
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com ⋅ 2d
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters. Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me. Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
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Chris @ary.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
old man yaoi
Lumiere and Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Supplier" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
toxic yuri
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Asma!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
not sure that beats "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"
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