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She totally does!
NO! I win.
Aww, poor Dina.
Dina, honey, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to throw it at her head and apologize profusely when it makes her see stars.
Throw it at her FAAAAACE!
With her penis.
For a nickel.
No, with her boner!
Into her FAAAAAAACE!
Into her femurs with a walky talky and PREMARITAL HANKY-PANKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And put it in her PLAAAAAAAACE!
I don’t understand what you’re implying any more, but I will respond with amusement anyway, based on the presence of caps, catch-phrases, and probable innuendo.
Dina… You’re supposed to chuck it at her full force and declare your victory over her broken body, like the dinosaur you are/wish you were!
It’s okay, I would have done the same thing in your position.
If that ball were egg-shaped Dina wouldn’t’ve given it up.
she also would have never let it down.
Definitely wouldn’t have run around with it.
Or desert it.
Seems like she made Joyce cry.
and she forgot to say goodbye
But not because she said goodbye
or because she told a lie.
But because she hurt it.
You, alex! You started this! You indirectly rickrolled me by creating the need for knowledge of the next line! I wonder how many others have been drawn into your evil trap.
even though they’d known each other for so long!
They know the rules, and so do I…
Just count the user names …
tee he he he ha ha ha HA HA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Man, there’s awkward and then there’s willful ignorance.
Either way, when it gets to this level, it gets to be kinda obnoxious.
Aaaaaaaand cue the downvotes from all the Dina fans oh wait we can’t thumbs up/down comments here
Yeah, it’s kinda one-note. Character development plz.
Dina, you don’t win catch unless your opponent is dead. Silly girl.
She can only win by cutting off her opponent’s head. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
But it only counts if you remember to put Queen on in the background while you do it.
Dude, nothing ever counts unless you put Queen on in the background at some point.
Did the Cubs win the World Series? Did ‘We Are the Champions’ or ‘We Will Rock You’ not play? Never happened.
You do an insane trick on a skateboard? Well, unless “Don’t Stop Me Now” or something was playing, you’re gonna have to do it all over again!
Your first time was with a gorgeous girl? Was “Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy” part of your mood set-list? No? Sorry, you’re still a virgin.
Rammstein might work, too. At least if you’re evil.
Dina, you’re fast becoming my favourite character!
Was Dina even more ‘home-schooled’ than even Joyce was?
Silly Mongoose, Dina wasn’t home-schooled.
She was raised by dinosaurs.
She was raised by creatures with brains the size of peanuts?
Explains so much, right?
Silly Mongoose, Trix are for kids!
NO, trix are for prostitutes. 😛
By the way, I made that just for you. Happy Christwaanzahnakkah!
Just what I always wanted… 😛
Good luck re-gifting it XD
A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.
…Yes Wackd, yes it is.
Why you gotta shit on me for making Mongoose a present!? =P
Ah crap, I shoulda had him holding a Plasma Pistol…
A mongoose doesn’t need a plasma pistol — it needs big, all-terrain tires. ;P
But it’s a Plasma Mongoose.
She is just intensely literal.
Yeah, I guess we just have to FAAAAAAACE that there are such people.
I am going to do this the next time I play catch.
That was the most intense game of catch ever. Dina, you deserve that win. You are a national hero. *wipes away a tear*
…is she from Planet Vulcan?
it’s the only logical conclusion.
That is most illogical. Clearly her ears are not pointy. She could not be Vulcan, and only Vulcans would want to live on Vulcan.
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Vuncans, so we put a Vulcan on your Vulcan, so you can see Vulcans while you’re on Vulcan.
i can totally see reboot kirk saying that.
well he would… if there were still a planet Vulcan…
Dina uses RETURN
Joyce’s mood is lowered
Dina ran away.
Quick, give her Kamina’s glasses! They’ll give her 20+ Will!
…Only 20? Please, Kamina’s Glasses make people critically pass every will roll they make.
Dammit, now I’m gonna have to make a Tengen Toppa RPG…
Okay, first off, it was a Super Robot Wars Z2 reference.
Second, a TTGL RPG? That would be fucking awesome.
I had a dog like this. He would play fetch ONCE, then assume the matter was settled.
Well just imagine what he’s thinking. “Do you want the damn thing or not?”
I truly believe he thought he was smarter than me.
And I’m a little worried about how little evidence there is to contradict that belief.
“I say, ‘Pick it up, motherf***er; you’re lucky you found it! Put it in your pocket and go the f*** home!’ ”
Internet cookie goes to the first person to identify who said that, and in what context. ^_~
George Carlin on golf.
Congratulations! Here’s your cookie.
Okay, now I’m hearing Dina as Fluttershy. I can’t be the only one.
i like your headcanon sir or madam
Panel 2 gave me flashbacks to Majora’s Mask.
You shouldn’t have done that……..
STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. I NEED NO MORE NIGHTMARES.
This is an unrelated question but is Dina asian??
Yes. I think she’s Japanese, but it’s hard to tell because her name is a pun (Dina Sarazu), not a real name.
Well, according to your Wiki that’s her name, anyway. Maybe it’s just a fan theory someone treated as canon.
Great, I got trolled by a wiki.
She has a new name for this ‘verse. It’s Saruyama here, for some reason.
Oh, that explains it. Less punny, but far more realistic.
This conversation was already had at great length. Walkypedia is the hand-guide to all things Walkyverse. As far as I know, David Willis has no affiliation.
Unless he so chooses to correct me.
So her last name is What eh? That allows for a variation on the old “Who’s on First” gag.
I think you mean Dina Saruyama.
So, her family name means Monkey Mountain?
Evidently. Or going with the the word play, you could have “dinosaur mountain” when you include he given name. Except that in Japan her given name would come after her family name. Also disregarding that dinosaurs are usually “kyoryu” as far as I know. You know what, forget I said anything.
Ok yes. Yes you did honey. Good girl. Here’s your juice box.
She seemed excited to play in panel 1. She has a quick session and she’s done. Dina, was it good for you?
It was her first time.
Most people’s first times tend to finish rather quickly…
She wanted it to be gentle. Doing it in front of everyone made her feel like a shameless exhibitionist.
It still doesn’t change the fact that she finished prematurely, no wonder Joyce is disappointed.
yet she still had the nerve to say SHE won…
Maybe cos she came first, she assumed she won.
No! Dina/Billie! Dorothy/Joyce!
Does it even work like that? Can it?
It can if we want it bad enough.
Plasma, this is the most fun I’ve had in ages.
Me too… *lights a ciggy*
This is what happens when you try to ship that hard. Shipping was never designed for that kind of pressure!
Alternatively: “We need more Dilithium crystals captain!”
Dilesbian crystals, rather…
Dina is so adorable. Manly tears will be shed if she dies in this universe.
Of what? Awkwardness?
I don’t foresee Britja’s with bombs.
Well, as far as we know there is no existence of British Nick Fury and his army of Britjas.
considering they escaped from one universe into another, creating a multiversal singularity…
that sounds like a good guess.
Womanly tears, too. The original Dina was my favorite character in the Walkyverse. She’s edging her way up the list in this universe — and anyway, she’s just so adorable in her awkwardness!
I’ve often wondered what exactly is the point of ‘catch’. I think Dina has the right idea.
Little does Joyce know that Dina has doublestrike, allowing her to be double winning.
Okay, you know you live a sheltered lifestyle when even joyce thinks you’re weird…
Agreed! I was homeschool from Kindergarten through 6th grade and my lifestyle was never sheltered. If anything, Joyce was just as sheltered as I was.
i was home schooled from kindergarten through HIGH-SCHOOL and i was never that sheltered.
So on the new poll, why is Walky/McNuggets not an option?
That’s because they are already the official couple in DoA, so no need.
McNalky is canon.
That sounds like a good name for a cop in a buddy cop movie.
Really, really ridiculous name for a ship, though.
Which is, of course, fantastic. I’m shipping McNalky right now on the basis of the name alone..
I now want a crossover of DoA and The Wire. I imagine Mike and Omar would be very close indeed.
What, McNalky S. Canon?
Who’s first name is Mc-anything?
I don’t know either… but I do know that the poll has registered me as having voted… even though I haven’t.
There was no Mike/Ethan, though, nor Danny/Amazi-Girl, so I would be sad anyways…
Those lines in panel 3 don’t indicate motion. They indicate the ball’s surprise at seeing its good friend Dina. Their friendship is built on not throwing each other around, so Dina chose to end the game. I’m 99% sure that’s what happened.
I know I didn’t have to; you know I didn’t have to.
We both know you love it!
Oh my God so much PSL it’s not even funny.
Also, why is there no ‘Joyce/Dina’ on the poll?
Well, this is the first time they’ve spoken to each other in DoA. And it didn’t really go well.
Aww, your gravatar makes the comment extra special 😀
Wowwwww. How did she make it to college?
Most college applications don’t have a social component. And it sort of shows, too.
So there are colleges which do have the social component then?
I wonder if it’s two o’clock yet…
Probably. Amber’s gonna be pissed.
No, I’m pretty sure they somehow could contact the dorm, via cellphone or something. Amber just won’t like waking up to a non-Dina. I picture Ruth yelling at her to get her “flabby ass up if she wants to keep her femurs” or something like that.
Or the Jimmy Buffett answer, it’s two o’clock somewhere.
Um… did you know about these???
Oh my god. They’re like Pajama Jeans, but for men!
DINA VS JOYCE! Willis finally brought the iconic rivals against each other again! O_O
Oh Dina… So adorably inept socially. She is honestly one of my fav characters here.
I just had a thought for David (unrelated to today’s comic):
I just walked in on someone watching the flashback episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon says they’ll be sorry for buying iPods when Microsoft launches their player. I laughed, and then I realized it would be worth money to me to see a Zune become an object in this comic, owned by one of the characters (or Shortpacked!, even). I love those things so much, I went so far to import one of the last HD’s via some family in California!
…good to know…
For reals though, not in Fanfic.
Seriously, though – we can talk monies XD
You have a Zune?
Absolutely. I decided I liked design and audio quality. I’m a bit of an audiophile; it’s actually my job to sell audio products currently.
I’ve noticed… David’s really gotten better at drawing female figures over the years.
Dina is the best at playing catch.
See, what happened was, Joyce’s hand slipped as she was throwing and it went flying in the opposite direction from Dina.
Dina simply teleported to the appropriate location and caught the wayward ball, thus winning Catch.
no san diego comic-con, the sorries
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