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by David M Willis on September 21, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Just Hangin' Out With My Family
└ Tags: dean mchenry, deborah, dorothy, jeremiah, linda, walky

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  1. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 21, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    “Boo.”

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      September 21, 2013 at 4:26 am | #

      “Cooome joooin uuus…”

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        September 21, 2013 at 1:19 pm | #

        .. join our dark army of evil Candarian demons …

        • GrrArg42
          GrrArg42
          September 21, 2013 at 1:58 pm | #

          NOT the Candarian demons!!! Anything but … wait what the hell are… …google google…
          … google…

          doo be do be do…
          All the Men in My Life… doo be do …
          … killed by Candarian demons …

          • thecanvashat
            thecanvashat
            September 21, 2013 at 2:24 pm | #

            For a second, I thought that said Canadian demons.

            • Ziaheart
              Ziaheart
              September 22, 2013 at 3:33 am | #

              That’s what I read, too!

  2. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    September 21, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    So, who’s going to draw a person wearing fifteen monocles? Doesn’t have to be them, could just be Mr. Monopoly.

    I want a Monocle 🙁

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 21, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Batman’s newest villain. MR. MONOCLE. He throws them like razor disks and they never run out.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        Or he could shoot lasers from his monocle.

        • Pyr05
          Pyr05
          September 21, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

          Lasers from a monocle? How unrealistic.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            September 21, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

            Yeah, and a guy fighting crime dressed as a bat is so realistic.

            • GoldStarz
              GoldStarz
              September 21, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

              Dats da joke

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                September 21, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

                You suck, McBain!

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 21, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

        The Monocle is actually already a DC villain. He’s about as impressive as he sounds.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 21, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

          Well, at least he’s not the Ten-Eyed Man…or Kite Man.

          • GoldStarz
            GoldStarz
            September 21, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

            The Ten-Eyed Monocle Man sounds much more intimidating!

            • Dean
              Dean
              September 22, 2013 at 9:33 pm | #

              He turned to crime to pay his optician’s bill.

          • Historyman68
            Historyman68
            September 21, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

            The ten-eyed man extracted batman’s fear from him! Or something something grant morrison?

            • Jeff K!
              Jeff K!
              September 21, 2013 at 5:36 am | #

              We-e-ll, not quite. The original Ten-Eyed Man died in the Crisis On Infinite Earths.

              Morrison created a demon-hunting tribe of nomads vaguely based on the idea of the character, called the Ten Eyed Men. What they did to him was excise the demon Barbatos, who apparently had possessed Batman during the Dark Knight, Dark City storyline from 1991. The implication was that the darker, brooding, “I’m a jerk to all my friends and allies” version of Batman between the two stories was due to the possession. Exorcising the demon released it, thus setting up the (theoretically) more balanced Batman in Morrison’s run, as well as allowing Barbatos to go reconnect with Dr. Hurt.

              Dr. Hurt’s whole deal is he’s basically Smeagol to Barbatos’s One Ring.

              • Richie
                Richie
                September 21, 2013 at 9:52 am | #

                and THAT is why DC and Marvel became DEAD TO ME!

                (boots and reboots and mass universe creation and destruction grumblegrumblegrumble)

              • TJ Baltimore
                TJ Baltimore
                September 21, 2013 at 3:02 pm | #

                Is that Barbatos the same Barbatos in “The Books of Magic” with Timothy Hunter?

        • LucidLunatic
          LucidLunatic
          September 21, 2013 at 3:36 am | #

          _Was_ a DC Villain, but essentially a Z-lister to the point where he had a brief cameo in Forever Evil #1 this month, only to be immediately killed.

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        September 21, 2013 at 5:25 am | #

        http://www.comicvine.com/the-monocle/4005-33078/

        I’ll just leave this here.

      • Name Here
        Name Here
        September 21, 2013 at 3:10 pm | #

        Some people think that Batman has unlimited batarangs, but the truth is he just always brings EXACTLY as many as he would need.

    • Thasvaddef
      Thasvaddef
      September 21, 2013 at 8:59 am | #

      How’s this?

      http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/9025/7emc.jpg

      • Thasvaddef
        Thasvaddef
        September 21, 2013 at 9:17 am | #

        Too much?

        http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6664/idmn.jpg

  3. Joel Rice
    Joel Rice
    September 21, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Dirk Lonestyle. Awesome. I’m naming a Skyrim character that. How does Willis think of all this?

    • Pizzathehutt
      Pizzathehutt
      September 21, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      He’s awesome! Plain and simple.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 21, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        He fought an evil ocean. Also he punched a bear.

        • Xydux
          Xydux
          September 21, 2013 at 3:05 am | #

          David Willis is NOT possessed by the ultimate form of evil.

          …then again, he created Faz…

        • Jackson
          Jackson
          September 21, 2013 at 7:52 am | #

          Dirk Lonestyle vs. the Cragged Shame Pits of the Lustwolves

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            June 28, 2015 at 8:17 pm | #

            Now THERE’S a best-seller if I ever saw one!

        • Animal
          Animal
          September 21, 2013 at 10:56 pm | #

          Not that I recall.

        • Lawzlo
          Lawzlo
          September 21, 2013 at 11:11 pm | #

          Does he not always drink beer, but when he does, it’s Dos Equis?

    • Pyr05
      Pyr05
      September 21, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Only if you play Dirk to his strengths.

      • Resne
        Resne
        September 21, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        Of course. Don’t drop that Dirk a dirk. Give him an axe.

  4. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    September 21, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    You are doomed, Walky. Dirk Lonestyle shall rise.
    RISE, DIRK! RISE!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Arise, Dirkimus Prime.

      • Super Duper
        Super Duper
        September 21, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

        YOU GOT THE DIRK!
        YOU GOT THE LONESTAAAARRRRRRR!
        YEAH!

      • Lokitsu
        Lokitsu
        September 21, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

        Release the Lonestar!

        • Lokitsu
          Lokitsu
          September 21, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

          Errr.. Lonestyle.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      The Dirk Knight Rises.

    • Pope William T Wodium
      Pope William T Wodium
      September 21, 2013 at 11:58 am | #

      That’s what she said?

  5. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 21, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    NOW it’s too late.

  6. DarkArchon
    DarkArchon
    September 21, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Dirk Lonestyle in no way sounds like a pornstar name.

    • Skull025
      Skull025
      September 21, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

      Sounds like the kind that just Dirks off the handsome way.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      September 21, 2013 at 4:39 am | #

      “Dirk Lonestyle – the caramel sculpture that came… to life.”

  7. Rani
    Rani
    September 21, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    “Say my name.”

    “You’re Dirk Lonestyle”

    “You’re goddamn right”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      I just imagine that’s what Walky says in bed.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 21, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        “Say hello to Dirk Lonestyle”

        • Björn
          Björn
          September 21, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

          Yeah, he could rename lil’ Walky to that. Of course, “Lonestyle” implies that the only action he ever gets is self-inflicted.

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            June 28, 2015 at 8:18 pm | #

            Yet again, very apt up until recently.

  8. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    September 21, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Psst. Hey. Walky. Guess what.

    IT’S TOO LATE!

  9. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    September 21, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Game Over Walky…Game Over!

    • Lavaticmay
      Lavaticmay
      September 21, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

      Game all over our faces man!

  10. Pizzathehutt
    Pizzathehutt
    September 21, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Dirk Lonestyle, hmmmmm….. I smell an A&E detective show.

    This FALL!

  11. xain
    xain
    September 21, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky you forgot about their half-dozen top hats

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 21, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      The Keeners are Team Fortress 2 characters.

      • Turbo Sexaphonic Delight
        Turbo Sexaphonic Delight
        September 21, 2013 at 1:41 am | #

        WALKY IS SPY!

        • Andiemus
          Andiemus
          September 21, 2013 at 2:44 am | #

          Which color is he??!

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            September 21, 2013 at 1:44 pm | #

            Caramel.

  12. Sporky
    Sporky
    September 21, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Dirk Lonestyle vs. Dirk Strider.

    WHO WOULD WIN

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Punch Rockgroin would win.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 21, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        My money’s on Slab Bulkhead.

        • Sporky
          Sporky
          September 21, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

          I was making a Homestuck reference, but MST3K is okay too

        • Keroshino
          Keroshino
          September 21, 2013 at 7:06 am | #

          I put my faith in “Blast Hardcheese”!

    • Raen
      Raen
      September 21, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

      Oh good, I’m not the only one who thought that.

      “Lonestyle” pretty much works for those two, doesn’t it?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      September 21, 2013 at 8:10 am | #

      Dirk Diggler.

  13. Joel Rice
    Joel Rice
    September 21, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    And also, I think Linda just became a synch for the mother of the year award here.

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      September 21, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

      Hey, at least she vaguely remember she has another child. Even remembered its name!

  14. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    September 21, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    I think I actually started liking Walky a little more in this strip.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      We all like Walky. Some for his caramel perfection.

  15. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    September 21, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    You’re thinking of Jason’s parents, Walky.

  16. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    September 21, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Here in Canada, there is a motel behind a McDonald’s. (I think. It may be apartments now) Does that count?

  17. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    September 21, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    I want to see 15 monocles on someone.

  18. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    September 21, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    As long as he doesn’t let his nervousness get to him, he should be fine. Jeremiah and Deborah actually seem to be among the more down to earth parents. It just remains to be seen how they will get along with Linda and Charles (though they seem to be relatively sane as well).

  19. Mattyos
    Mattyos
    September 21, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    poor walky

  20. Anderhail
    Anderhail
    September 21, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    For some reason I focused in on his comment of having a “well-behaved” girlfriend. This got derailed by the fact he didn’t mention her appearance at all, (which I found to be awesome of him) that was derailed in turn by the mental image of Walky throwing another Monkey Master at Dorothy’s parents. I also wonder what they will think if they realize she is DRESSING HIM.

    • Pyr05
      Pyr05
      September 21, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Monkey Master at Dorothy’s mom. I like me some freckles.

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      September 21, 2013 at 2:46 am | #

      Because it’s impossible to appreciate anything else if he mentions her looks, right?

      • vsophi
        vsophi
        September 21, 2013 at 7:11 am | #

        Women are defined by their looks all too often. It’s certainly refreshing to take note of incidents where this is not the case.

        • Anderhail
          Anderhail
          September 21, 2013 at 8:08 am | #

          Thank you vsophi, you got my actual point immediately

          • Andiemus
            Andiemus
            September 21, 2013 at 4:36 pm | #

            Sorry, I misunderstood.

        • Andiemus
          Andiemus
          September 21, 2013 at 4:35 pm | #

          That’s not what Anderhall actually said though. If Anderhall had said “he mentioned other qualities so I’m happy” or something that would have been clearer. What he said was he was celebrating Walky not mentioning her looks, which is a very different thing.

    • ShadowMaskPrime
      ShadowMaskPrime
      September 21, 2013 at 1:35 pm | #

      I believe the “Well-behaved” remark, is just referring to how she has more social grace than himself, who… kicks his shoes around to make himself feel at home, and goes out in public in his pajamas, and throws action figures at girls in his class…
      It isn’t meaning that “well-behaved” as in, “does as she is told”, but more this is Walky’s way of saying “polite”.

      • Anderhail
        Anderhail
        September 21, 2013 at 6:12 pm | #

        I figured that is what he meant, yet it seems a bit chuckle funny for that aspect of her to make a difference to him after how much her attempts at influencing him have bothered or panicked him.

        • Anderhail
          Anderhail
          September 21, 2013 at 6:13 pm | #

          Hrmm… this isn’t conveying exactly what I mean. Seems to be an issue with my writing today.

        • ShadowMaskPrime
          ShadowMaskPrime
          September 21, 2013 at 8:04 pm | #

          It’s not so much this being an aspect of her’s that has him so worried, it’s that he’s projecting these qualities onto her parents. He knows that for some reason or another, Dorothy has accepted him for who he is, even if he doesn’t fully understand why, but he’s now flustered at the thought of messing up in front of her parents, who he is assuming are also super perfectionists who will object to a boyfriend of their daughter who goes out in public in his PJs…
          Of course by panicking in his usual adorable way, he’s actually making a great impression, especially if they overheard those last few lines (including the 15 monocles, etc).
          What is pretty interesting is that he’s this flustered even when they’re not “Super Serious”. I mean, it isn’t like these are going to be his future in-laws… ( “Not Super Serious”, my arse…)

          • Anderhail
            Anderhail
            September 21, 2013 at 8:46 pm | #

            I think that is what I was trying to convey… I state “think” because I’ve deleted the last four sentences that I tried using to convey it better, as they only confused me further and I was the one writing them.

            As for their being “not super serious” I think that they are a good couple, and will remain great friends (even with the Joyce-Joe date collapse, those two merely annoy one another) if Dorothy manages to get into Yale. But I do feel that Dorothy will go if she is accomplishes her goal, and I don’t know if either will/has change/d enough to push the relationship into something long term. I would be happy if they somehow did, but I don’t want that to occur due to anything but changes that are in character for both of them.

            I can see Walky as having the ability to qualify for Yale were he to apply himself, but giving him the motivation would be a stretch at this point. I have no idea how David Willis is going to play this one out, but the one thing I really worry about is seeing too many relationships that coincide with the Walkyverse. Certain ones are totally fine by me, though this is due in part to the fact that they are already being pushed together and are outside the current circle of focused characters. Actually I had read all the way to Amber’s uppercut before I realized there was a previously written universe.

            • ShadowMaskPrime
              ShadowMaskPrime
              September 22, 2013 at 7:30 am | #

              I don’t think, nor want, Dorothy to put this relationship before her career plans, it wouldn’t fit her character, and wouldn’t be a particularly good message…
              I do think they might be the kind of couple who could pull off a long distance relationship, maybe without even meaning to. Like they “break-up” when the time comes to split ways, stay in contact (initially only phoning once a week, but this soon becomes every other day without them realising it), then when they’re both finished, they meet up, stand awkwardly for a minute, then both at the same start to ask each other if they’re seeing anyone, stand awkwardly for another few minutes, then one of them asks the other if they want to get back to together, to which the response is a “Oh God, Yes!”.

              Though I’m not entirely convinced that Dorothy’s plans won’t be derailed anyway. Firstly we’ll all be same if we lose her, secondly this arc started with a display of how well her studying is going…

              • ShadowMaskPrime
                ShadowMaskPrime
                September 22, 2013 at 11:51 am | #

                Sad, we’ll all be sad if we lose her.

                • Anderhail
                  Anderhail
                  September 22, 2013 at 6:54 pm | #

                  I know, that is part of my troubles! I really hope that there is no character development that causes her to lose sight of her career, yet I love seeing her as a character and I don’t know how well it would work with multiple locations that have no realistic overlap. I know that timeline wise this is not a concern, yet long term comics are awesome, so I’ll be sticking with it.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      September 21, 2013 at 1:49 pm | #

      It’s actually just that Walky knows he’s a well-hewn slab of caramel, and thus indisputably deserves the hottest of the hotties. He’s just not so sure he can hold his own against people who aren’t escorted out of restaurants.

      • Anderhail
        Anderhail
        September 21, 2013 at 8:47 pm | #

        I meant to say this earlier, but this comment is awesome.

  21. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 21, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Hey, Boo Boo.

  22. hmrc4evr
    hmrc4evr
    September 21, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Wait…Walky’s mom was JUST in the same room as her daughter when the latter told them she had a hair appoitment. While mom might not know where the salon is, she at least knows a general location.

    Is Sal’s mom that oblivious to what is going on around her, or does she just not care about her daughter?

    • Weebles
      Weebles
      September 21, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      It’s been rather implied that Sal’s mom passive aggressively ignores her due to her status as a hooligan embarrassment.

      • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        September 21, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

        And Linda’s personal brain issues….At least this one isn’t involved in something that could start a war….As far as we know, that is.

      • wondering
        wondering
        September 21, 2013 at 11:29 am | #

        I may be projecting a bit here, but i’m betting that Sal became a hooligan embarrassment because she’s been ignored and brushed aside her whole life. IE: In a bad attention is better than no attention kind of way.

        In addition to growing up in a fundy Christian household, I grew up in a household where the boys were MUCH, MUCH more important than the girls, and it was exceptionally frustrating for the girls.

        I still believe Sal had no intention of going to the salon; it was just an acceptable excuse to get the hell out of that awkward situation when it became obvious that mom was going to ignore her again and dad was going to keep on tossing subtle insults. (Possibly accidental, but shit, as a black father he should damn well have known about good hair/bad hair controversy, and if not accidental, then he knows he is laying a guilt trip.)
        http://aoinspiration.com/thoughts-opinions/bad-hair-v-good-hair-a-discourse-on-racism

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          September 21, 2013 at 1:55 pm | #

          That assumes that mr half-black male father pays any attention to fashion controversies. Not an assumption I’d make.

          Personally I just think she looks better with the straight, long hair, so I find it hard to fault him for his statement. But I’m the oppressor, so I’m not sure I get an opinion.

    • Anderhail
      Anderhail
      September 21, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      I think that she is simply referring to the fact that she doesn’t know where Sal went after leaving the dorms, as there is an unknown interval of time between that point and making it to the observation deck of a game that has already begun.

    • Pyr05
      Pyr05
      September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Gonna go with the “don’t care” routine. She got shipped off early on, and now they just. don’t. care.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        September 21, 2013 at 2:17 am | #

        Sal is lucky that this isn’t a time and place one can sell unwanted daughters to brothels.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          September 21, 2013 at 8:52 pm | #

          You think Linda hasn’t tried?

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      September 21, 2013 at 2:47 am | #

      I think she just accepted that Sal was selling her a load of bullshit and just didn’t want to fight her over it.

  23. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 21, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Don’t worry Walky. We all have problems making our first impression to the folks.

  24. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    September 21, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Both come in wearing 20 monocles

    Dorothy’s Dad: 15 monocles? How quaint.

  25. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    September 21, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    Alternatively, Walky, you can go by your actual name and that would throw people off more.

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      September 21, 2013 at 6:43 pm | #

      Like Norville Rogers?

  26. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 21, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    MORE LIKE DOOOORK LONESTYLES!!!

    • John
      John
      September 21, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Aw, man, you beat me to it. But I did the last name, too!

  27. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 21, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    There’s something about “Dirk” that seems to invite images of detectives.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      I thought it was Dick?

      • Pyr05
        Pyr05
        September 21, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        No, it was Prick.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Holistic ones, especially.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 21, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        Much better than Svlad.

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        September 21, 2013 at 6:44 pm | #

        But only gently.

    • C.
      C.
      September 21, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

      Or detectives who do math problems.

    • Bill
      Bill
      September 21, 2013 at 3:26 pm | #

      Or action heroes — refer to Clive Cussler and “Dirk Pitt”.

  28. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    September 21, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    Why do comic characters always say this sort of shit out loud?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      Comedic purposes.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      September 21, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

      Drawing thought bubbles takes twice as long!

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        September 21, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

        Lazy!

        (Keep up the awesome work.)

      • Björn
        Björn
        September 21, 2013 at 1:51 am | #

        Yeah, the guy drawing I-lose-track-of-how-many comics consequitively (can’t spell that) *totally* deserves the title lazy. 😉

        • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
          Thanks, I'll Have Another!
          September 21, 2013 at 7:12 am | #

          I’m impressed that you managed to misspell “consecutively” in an even more difficult-sounding way.

      • Random832
        Random832
        September 21, 2013 at 10:11 am | #

        Couldn’t you just use a round bubble with a thought-bubble style tail instead of a “proper” thought bubble?

        • David Willis
          David M Willis
          September 21, 2013 at 2:07 pm | #

          The thought-bubble-style tail is the hard part! I hate it so.

          • Jason
            Jason
            September 21, 2013 at 7:55 pm | #

            How hard can it be, it’s just a few little circles?! I’ve actually been wondering recently why you almost never see thought bubbles in comics anymore…I guess I have my answer!

  29. John
    John
    September 21, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    I wanna smack Linda. Big Boss just showed more interest in this girl he’s never met than her mother has the entire comic.

    And more like Dork Lamestyle!

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      September 21, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

      Outside of Dorothy, most of them have shitty parents.

      • Kennerly
        Kennerly
        September 21, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

        Hey, Dina’s parents weren’t that bad. Bland and quiet, but not at all obviously horrible.

        • dailybrad
          dailybrad
          September 21, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

          True, though I did say most.

        • Lavaticmay
          Lavaticmay
          September 21, 2013 at 11:01 am | #

          Dina’s parents let Blaine into the room, are we just gonna skip over that?

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            September 21, 2013 at 2:01 pm | #

            Their lack of omniscience and mind-reading powers shames them!

            Or perhaps you think that the normal response to “knock knock – this is my daughter’s room; can I come in?” is “AWAY WITH YOU SPAWN OF SATAN! TO THE PIT! TO THE PIT WITH YE!!” ?

            • Lavaticmay
              Lavaticmay
              September 21, 2013 at 4:40 pm | #

              Blaine just gives off that kind of vibe.

      • Gram91
        Gram91
        September 21, 2013 at 9:18 am | #

        What about Mike’s parents? They’re nice…too nice.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 21, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

      Yeah, I was really hoping this universe would do something to make her likable, but guess not.

    • ShadowMaskPrime
      ShadowMaskPrime
      September 21, 2013 at 1:40 pm | #

      I find it interesting he refers to her as “the other one”, rather than “your daughter”. Might be nothing, but it almost feels like this might be a sign of how little Linda talks about her to others. Friends are ‘aware’ she has two children, but are not entirely certain on the gender of one of them…

      • Lanval
        Lanval
        September 22, 2013 at 1:23 pm | #

        Nah. It’s a way some people talk; I grew up in a house full of “your [wo]man”, “whosit” and “the other one”. I think Willis is mostly just going for the same sort of authoritative tone that I’d accossiate with “the other one” personally [as opposed to “whosit” which would be more casual].

    • TJ Baltimore
      TJ Baltimore
      September 21, 2013 at 3:08 pm | #

      “More like Dork Lamestyle!” reminds me of something that Silver Spoon or Diamond Tiara would say . . .

  30. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    September 21, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

    Dorothy’s eager to see him face makes ME weak. It must level Walky.

  31. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    September 21, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

    How did Dorothy’s family even get into the Fancy-Pants Lounge anyway?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      They wore fancy pants?

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      September 21, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

      Their daughter’s boyfriend’s family invited them.

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      September 21, 2013 at 2:20 am | #

      They donated the new Quantum Physics laboratory.

      (Maybe not … but that’s usually a guarenteed way in at most universities!)

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      September 21, 2013 at 9:10 am | #

      Indiana University could use an international airport.

  32. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    September 21, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    Turns out Dorothy’s dad does not have that many monocles, not being Geddy Lee

  33. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    September 21, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    Linda couldn’t care less about Sal and wonder if it is just that she is embarrassed by her behavior? Whatever, it surely explains why Sal stays away: even when she put on the stupid uniform and showed up Linda did a great ignore. Piss on her.
    Dorothy’s family are, I guess high class enough to rate the Fancy Pants, or they got invited by pita Linda’s family?

  34. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    September 21, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    Game of Thrones!

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      September 21, 2013 at 7:05 am | #

      Proving definitively that the Keeners are cooler than Howard.

  35. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 21, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

    Dirk Lonestyle would make an ideal protege for Bert Macklin, FBI special agent.

  36. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    September 21, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

    Was that pop Walky’s testicle descending? He needs a figurative pair (yes, I am aware of the gender/sexism implications of my statement…)

  37. Eromer
    Eromer
    September 21, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

    15 monocles would be for someone who just couldn’t decide which one was better or worse between lens 1 or lens 2 at an eye exam.

    “aaaahhhh! I don’t know!!! Just give me them all!!!!!”

    • Ocbrad1
      Ocbrad1
      September 21, 2013 at 12:11 pm | #

      I award you +1 Internet for your awesomeness-laden comment!

  38. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    September 21, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

    Walky, dude. Your mom used to bang the Dean of the University. Any properly posh gent/lady wouldn’t -dream- at popping their monocle when meeting someone only two steps removed from such a personage!

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      September 21, 2013 at 10:04 am | #

      Walky is just that special.

  39. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    September 21, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

    Please tell me they heard all of that, or at least ‘Dirk Lonestyle’.

    Sounds like a Star Wars porn name or something.

  40. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    September 21, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

    Dirk Lonestyle… Private Eye.

  41. Nym
    Nym
    September 21, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

    Ugh, Linda, ugh.

    Meanwhile, Walky (and that last panel with Dorothy et al) is super, super adorable.

  42. LBD "Nytetrayn"
    LBD "Nytetrayn"
    September 21, 2013 at 1:53 am | #

    I can hear the ensuing scream from here.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 21, 2013 at 2:54 am | #

      I’m imagining Walky screaming like Finn.

  43. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    September 21, 2013 at 2:11 am | #

    15 monacles is enough for absolutely nobody who is fancy like me, and needs at least 3^67 monacles before they can be truly happy and also probably a celestial body.

  44. Norj
    Norj
    September 21, 2013 at 2:38 am | #

    At least Walky realises how undeserving of Dorothy he is.

    • Bilfred
      Bilfred
      September 21, 2013 at 2:50 am | #

      I believe Mike took care of that.

    • Kirkyboy
      Kirkyboy
      September 21, 2013 at 4:36 am | #

      I think he deserves her. Just because he’s a big kid and isn’t an overachiever doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve her. If he was a dick to her, then sure. But he’s not; he really cares. 🙂

      Personally, I think Walkothy is the best couple. ^_^

  45. Shade
    Shade
    September 21, 2013 at 3:01 am | #

    Soooooooo……….

    Has Dina managed to find a way to escape from Faz yet?

    • Rowen Morland
      Rowen Morland
      September 21, 2013 at 3:04 am | #

      Faz is like a pursuit predator. He’ll keep on her till she becomes to weak to escape. (Or she’ll catch him in some kind of snare trap.)

      • Shade
        Shade
        September 21, 2013 at 3:05 am | #

        Knowing Faz………..I think he would enjoy that.

        • Norj
          Norj
          September 21, 2013 at 4:08 am | #

          Who wouldn’t enjoy being tied up by Dina?

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      September 21, 2013 at 9:45 am | #

      Still shipping them.

  46. Steven
    Steven
    September 21, 2013 at 4:54 am | #

    Why isn’t Dirk Lonestyle tagged?

  47. PureLionHeart
    PureLionHeart
    September 21, 2013 at 5:11 am | #

    I like your dreams and goals, Walky. They are consistent with my own.

  48. Osaru Sensei
    Osaru Sensei
    September 21, 2013 at 5:43 am | #

    OPEN LETTER TO DAVID WILLIS

    Thanks to a little mishap when trying to sign up with Disqus, I can not sign in with my regular namespace and e-mail when commenting on Shortpacked. If you could find it in your heart to return to ye olden ways (like here in DoA), that’d make me a very happy girl.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      September 21, 2013 at 7:15 am | #

      I second this…Disqus just plain sucks!
      wish I could post comments at Shortpacked with ease like i can here. 🙁

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      September 21, 2013 at 12:40 pm | #

      Shortpacked! is not on WordPress anymore, so I don’t think WordPress comments are possible.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        September 21, 2013 at 2:43 pm | #

        I know you must have had good reasons for moving it, but that’s why the commenting on Shortpacked has dropped off so much. I start to post a comment and end up saying, eh, forget it.

        • David Willis
          David M Willis
          September 21, 2013 at 3:53 pm | #

          To be frank, I’m a little grateful for fewer comments on SP!. I can only spend so much time a day moderating hundreds of comments on three different websites. It’s been like a little mini-vacation.

    • Thor
      Thor
      September 21, 2013 at 5:49 pm | #

      ANOTHER OPEN LETTER TO DAVID WILLIS:

      Disqus is one of the best things to ever happen to commenting on comics since the dedicated forum format started its long slow death march. I only need to be logged in once, and with Disqus I am logged in everywhere! Furthermore, Disqus keeps track of people responding to my posts, and notifies me when they do so I no longer have to scroll through comment sections to (fruitlessly) check to see if I have provoked discussion. If you could convert the DoA comments to Disqus, that’d make me a very happy girl.

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        September 21, 2013 at 7:05 pm | #

        And you can also tag *other people’s* posts if they are interesting enough that you would want to see responses, without you having to remeber whose posts they were.
        And you can follow David Willis to make Disqus remind you that Shortpacked! still has comments.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        September 22, 2013 at 4:31 am | #

        Not sure if serious…
        If DoA were to switch over to Disqus it would sadden me greatly 🙁

    • John
      John
      September 21, 2013 at 9:45 pm | #

      Disqus is a horrendous piece of semi-functional crap. I can’t even read Disqus comments in the browser on the machine I’m commenting from right now, and even attempting to has more than once forced me to kill -9 my browser to free up the ALL MY RAM it was trying to use and get my machine responding again. Even on the boxes where it works at all – maybe half of them – it is far, far slower and uses far, far more of my system resources than there is any excuse whatsoever for a comment section to use.

      I never commented a lot on Shortpacked!, so I don’t miss it much, but I’d be very disappointed if I had to stop participating in the DoA or BBR comment sections.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        September 22, 2013 at 4:38 am | #

        Agreed 100% I would be sad to lose my only way to comment on DoA!

  49. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 21, 2013 at 6:06 am | #

    There will be a long story arc that will break our hearts and exain the Linda / Sal dynamic. Damn You Willis will make us wait for our pain and make us like it.

    As for Walky not deserving Dorothy, other that marking him as her possession with a shirt, she mainly seems too busy for a ship. That’ s OK with him because it let’s him be Walky all day long.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      September 21, 2013 at 2:46 pm | #

      I fear the truth of this prediction about Sal, hof1991. Damn You, Too! : )

  50. Renshear Blade
    Renshear Blade
    September 21, 2013 at 7:05 am | #

    I played epic action music in my head for panel 2!

    • Dr. Von Z.
      Dr. Von Z.
      September 21, 2013 at 7:43 am | #

      Dat music :

      • Dr. Von Z.
        Dr. Von Z.
        September 21, 2013 at 7:44 am | #

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI

  51. nothri
    nothri
    September 21, 2013 at 8:17 am | #

    Its just as well. Dirk Lonestyle sounds like a way cooler dude than Walky can handle being. He could try, but living up to the name would surely kill him.

  52. John Madden
    John Madden
    September 21, 2013 at 10:32 am | #

    Okay, not gonna lie, Dirk Lonestyle kind of sounds like a pornstar name.

    • Warbossnick
      Warbossnick
      September 21, 2013 at 11:18 am | #

      Dirk Lonestyle: private eye

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        September 21, 2013 at 7:08 pm | #

        You *would* expect a private snake to have a private eye.

    • TheKelliestKelly
      TheKelliestKelly
      September 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm | #

      It ESPECIALLY sounds like a pornstar name when you misread it as Dirk Loinstyle.

  53. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    September 21, 2013 at 12:30 pm | #

    I kinda love Walky a lot right now. This is so precious, I almost can’t deal.

  54. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 21, 2013 at 12:30 pm | #

    Awww, Sal… =(

  55. xKiv
    xKiv
    September 21, 2013 at 1:13 pm | #

    All your monocles are belong to us.

  56. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    September 21, 2013 at 2:46 pm | #

    Sally? Who’s Sally??

    Oh, right.

    Good Grief….

  57. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    September 21, 2013 at 5:54 pm | #

    Look at that, not a monocle among them. PRE-EMPTIVE MONOCLE POPPING

    • Lanval
      Lanval
      September 22, 2013 at 1:26 pm | #

      And now I am sad that this isn’t the first thing that Walky thought.

  58. sadsack
    sadsack
    September 21, 2013 at 9:04 pm | #

    wait, why does Joyce’s brother look like Dorothy’s dad?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 22, 2013 at 11:44 am | #

      I…don’t think he particularly does?

  59. DatGuy
    DatGuy
    September 21, 2013 at 9:18 pm | #

    Poor guy 🙁

  60. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    September 21, 2013 at 11:58 pm | #

    I think Dorothy still might become Supreme Chancellor if she marries Walkie. She’s going to need a superpowered black enforcer to destroy the Jedi eventually, she might as well start early.

  61. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    September 22, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

    Movie mistake #5: elaborate while danger is closing up on you

  62. Vree
    Vree
    September 25, 2013 at 8:34 am | #

    Why is it that in American comics everyone always talks about fast food like sodas and pizzas and burgerbars, apparently even when they do not get a cut from them for advertising? You can DIE from that stuff.
    Or maybe there really aren’t any groceries ‘n shops in America, just fast food shops and mini-marts.
    Didn’t you have those fancy salad bar things too? not that I’d trust thos either, they try to load fizzy drinks and biscuits and mayo on you in a sorta ‘dishonest McDee’ manner when you ain’t looking half the time probably too.
    I mean, sure, I realize it’s a Walky threat to be a slob but there’s slob and there’s inevitable death in 5 years from organ disfunction from eating the fatty stuff.

  63. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    May 21, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

    Having the hotel across the McDonalds is very important of course

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