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September 18, 2023

Freeze up

by David M Willis on January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You

└ Tags: amber, blaine, ethan, sal

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    whoa what

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Holy shit!!

    • Lucas
      Lucas
      January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I don’t know man, I’m scared

    • Rodrigo
      Rodrigo
      January 31, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

      Dramatic twist: Sal is a zombie now and Amber spent 3 years in “teen jail”.

      • Rodrigo
        Rodrigo
        January 31, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        Another dramatic twist: she stabbed the cops and other people nearby too.

        • Tainnryst
          Tainnryst
          January 31, 2014 at 9:23 am | #

          What if she didn’t go after Sal but instead went after Blaine, and Amber is presently beating up Zombie Blaine. … ZomBlaine.

      • WaveRocker
        WaveRocker
        January 31, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

        Plot Twist Again: it’s actually the cop who was already holding the knife

        • zana
          zana
          January 31, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

          Yet another plot twist: The panel fades out and we just See Danny in a room sitting on the floor holding a snow-globe

          • blackaeon
            blackaeon
            January 31, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

            + the internet for your St. Elsewhere reference

            • Arkadi
              Arkadi
              January 31, 2014 at 12:47 pm | #

              St. Elsewhere? Not Citizen Kane?

              • LazyDolphin
                LazyDolphin
                January 31, 2014 at 2:54 pm | #

                Google ‘Tommy Wetphall Universe’ when you’ve got a spare couple hours.

              • Just Cheeto Dust
                Just Cheeto Dust
                January 31, 2014 at 3:36 pm | #

                No, that is most definitely a St. Elsewhere reference. (the globe doesn’t break, for one thing)

                We could also do a Dallas reference, with Faz stepping out of the shower and all prior events are revealed to have been a dream…

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            January 31, 2014 at 3:25 am | #

            SUPER PLOT TWIST:

            *stabs a Twinkie*

            • Schist
              Schist
              January 31, 2014 at 11:32 am | #

              Mega plot twist: That knife is actually Amazi-Girl.

              • Kiggy
                Kiggy
                January 31, 2014 at 7:09 pm | #

                There is no knife.

    • Jordan
      Jordan
      January 31, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

      Well no wonder she freaks out whenever she thinks of it! She was about to murder somebody! Still, she didn’t make much of an impression on Sal, so nothing TOO awful could have happened.

      • Robin
        Robin
        January 31, 2014 at 3:23 am | #

        Sal: “People’r tryin’ ta kill mah all the time. ‘S no big deal.”

        • Hoboturtle
          Hoboturtle
          January 31, 2014 at 12:53 pm | #

          Said just as a arrow whiz by where her head was five seconds before.

    • anonymous
      anonymous
      January 31, 2014 at 4:29 pm | #

      Amber killed her father; the existence of Amber’s father is a paradox. The universe explodes.

  2. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Amber NOO!!!!

  3. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    What?

  4. JebJeb
    JebJeb
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Alright, she may be just a tad psychotic as well.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Well…She IS Blaine’s daughter.

      • Thasvaddef
        Thasvaddef
        January 31, 2014 at 6:27 am | #

        I can definitely see some Blaine in her eyes in panel 2.

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          January 31, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

          I can see something freakin’ scary in her eyes in panels 4 and 5.

  5. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Woah now.

  6. The Meek Ninja
    The Meek Ninja
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    OH. SHIT.

  7. Sageress
    Sageress
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    DRAMATIC TWIST

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 31, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

      OF THE KNIFE!

  8. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    =O

  9. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Why is Blaine complaining? She’s doing what he told her to.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Because despite her best efforts, she’s still doing it too late. This is the equivalent on trying to do CPR on a corpse.

      • Jordan
        Jordan
        January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        I really don’t think Blaine would be happy if she did stand up against Sal in the store. He’s tormenting her, and I don’t think he expected her to do anything.

        • Greenygal
          Greenygal
          January 31, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

          Yeah, if she’d done something he’d’ve tormented her for being reckless, or incompetent, or something.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 31, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

        Just as an aside the guy who was dead on the street for 2 minutes would appreciate it if you didn’t discourage people from doing CPR on dead people as they are the intended recipient of said treatment. Add a modifier to that like “embalmed”, “decaying”, “decapitated”, or other words to the effect that the corpse was a tad past its freshness date.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          January 31, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

          I’ve never heard Corpse refer to anyone who has just recently died, actually. But yes, you’re technically correct.

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            January 31, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

            Yeah Yotomoe, what are you, Lifeist? Check your living privilege.

            • Cholma
              Cholma
              January 31, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

              I think Yotomoe might be one of those “Pro-Lifers” I keep hearing about. Why ya gotta be such a hater Yotomoe? The dead/undead have rights, too!

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                January 31, 2014 at 1:36 am | #

                Damn dead people. Takin’ our jerbs.

                • Just Cheeto Dust
                  Just Cheeto Dust
                  January 31, 2014 at 2:12 am | #

                  I don’t suppose we fight back with another orgy pile?

                • TheSuicidalGiraffe
                  TheSuicidalGiraffe
                  January 31, 2014 at 2:31 am | #

                  Just Cheeto Dust, don’t you DARE DISCOUNT THE USEFULNESS of an orgy pile!

                • Gigafreak
                  Gigafreak
                  January 31, 2014 at 9:26 am | #

                  Does this mean zombie series are like blaxploitation media for living-impaired people?

          • brionl
            brionl
            January 31, 2014 at 4:48 pm | #

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      January 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Because that’s what people like Blaine do–make it so that no matter what there’s no winning move.

      • Karma Aster
        Karma Aster
        January 31, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        Yeah, typical manipulative emotional abuse. And Blaine is pretty clearly a textbook sociopath.

  10. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Welp.

  11. Digglesworth
    Digglesworth
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    My face is now permantly stuck with my jaw in the lower position

  12. Tommy Bologna
    Tommy Bologna
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh man! Do you think she killed Sal?!

    • Maximillian Ronald Junior the fifth
      Maximillian Ronald Junior the fifth
      January 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      With that avatar, this line is priceless. XD

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      January 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Two internets for you.

    • GoldStarz
      GoldStarz
      January 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      This just in: Sal is a zombie. Her cool factor has been raised by 32%.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        no wait, I know, she’s gonna give Sal a spider tattoo YEAH

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think it’s slightly okay for Sal/Walky’s parents to treat her differently if, in fact, she is a zombie.

        • nothri
          nothri
          January 31, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

          You bastard. I can’t believe you said that! The living impaired have enough trouble with their disability without assholes like you giving them trouble!

          • OldFart
            OldFart
            January 31, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

            Just an aside, at least some people with disabilities really hate the “x-impaired” moniker imposed on them by others. My Deaf nephew is not “impaired” in any way, thank you very much. Just say “deaf”. It’s not some horrible curse word. It’s just the hearing people that are afraid to say it, not the deaf (or “Deaf”, the capitalization being a cultural designator. Not all deaf people identify as Deaf.) And please don’t call anyone a deaf-mute, or God forbid, deaf and dumb.

            Don’t have as much experience with other disabilities, but probably the same principle applies. I’ve heard the phrase “blind or partially sighted”, I’d bet it’s non-offensive.

            • OldFart
              OldFart
              January 31, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

              Other than the your comment made me giggle, nothin.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              January 31, 2014 at 2:13 am | #

              So what you’re saying is, we should be sure to call zombies “zombies”, so as not to offend their undead sensibilities?

            • Anonymous man
              Anonymous man
              January 31, 2014 at 2:55 am | #

              Why is “deaf” totally OK but “deaf-mute” totally is not? And how would one who didn’t know the people involved predict the difference?

              • Shadlyn
                Shadlyn
                January 31, 2014 at 6:40 am | #

                I’m *not* an expert, but the way it was explained to me is that the deaf aren’t unable to communicate. That’s like saying someone who speaks Spanish while I speak English is impaired or unable to communicate.

                They communicate just fine, via sign language. They just don’t communicate so that we can understand them. So “impaired” or “mute” imply something incorrect. Deaf has become the name of their culture/language group, so it’s generally non-offensive.

                (Please correct if I got anything wrong in that, but I wanted to share the analogy because it made SO MUCH SENSE when it was explained to me!)

                • Random832
                  Random832
                  January 31, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

                  “mute” doesn’t _mean_ unable to communicate. Different mediums of communication are different, and “mute” only refers to one specific medium. Whether you can use sign language, or for that matter write, is irrelevant, just like you’re still called deaf even though you can read.

              • Bill
                Bill
                January 31, 2014 at 8:39 am | #

                If you look at the dictionary definitions, “deaf” refers to the inability to hear.  “Mute” refers to the inability to speak.  One does not automatically follow in the presence of the other.

            • Alyssa
              Alyssa
              January 31, 2014 at 3:23 am | #

              @ OldFart, blindness has a lot of different terms for it depending on if the person is part of Blind culture or not- B/blind and low vision are the ones I’ve seen most.
              I can also vouch that identity first language is not the devil. I’m Autistic, not a person with autism and all that.

            • nothri
              nothri
              January 31, 2014 at 8:11 am | #

              When in doubt, use the terminology the person in question uses to refer to themselves. If need be, address the elephant in the room and just flat out *say* that you want to respect their feelings on the matter and would like to know what their preference is. Assuming the topic needs to be broached at all, of course. 99% it probably won’t even come up.

              So following this rule, one should always refer to zombies as a ::groooooan:: as the zombies themselves do.

            • Marisa Mockery
              Marisa Mockery
              January 31, 2014 at 10:29 am | #

              Mmmyep. When someone calls me mentally ill or disabled I want to punch them. I have a disease but I don’t define myself by it.

            • davidbreslin101
              davidbreslin101
              January 31, 2014 at 12:29 pm | #

              I’ve wondered about things like that- some of the “polite” terms for various disabilities have a faintly patronising ring to them. (seriously, “little people”?!) On the other hand at least people haven’t been using them as insults for centuries…. tricky.

              • Graq
                Graq
                January 31, 2014 at 8:39 pm | #

                Little person is the preferred term most of us use. Like has been said above, ask the person themselves if you’re not sure.

          • kelticat
            kelticat
            January 31, 2014 at 6:43 pm | #

            To call someone impaired is to say that they are broken. My sister is deafened and my dad is in a wheelchair. Calling them broken is an insult.

        • Tommy Bologna
          Tommy Bologna
          January 31, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          Turns out Sal ad Walky’s whole family are classic movie monsters. Sal’s a zombie, Walky’s a Werewolf(of the basketball playing, guitar strumming variety), their dad is Frankenstein, and their mom is a Vampire. It all makes sense.

          • Mr K
            Mr K
            January 31, 2014 at 12:27 pm | #

            Somebody should make fanart of that.

        • KevinGriffin3CD
          KevinGriffin3CD
          January 31, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

          “It STARTED when we were both BORN, and you came out less PUTREFIED!”

        • Dean
          Dean
          January 31, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          Vitalist!

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    My sword is a tool of justice.
    But THIS ISN’T MY SWORD.
    (you guys probably notice I got a certain game recently by this point)

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Jack is Back!!!

    • Psycho
      Psycho
      January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Appropriate music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2N8woYX7io

    • Salty
      Salty
      January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Is this the only way?

  14. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Hey, somebody called that!

    • Eromer
      Eromer
      January 31, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      I allllllmost called it….I thought it was Blaine holding the knife in the first flashback….

      So what I’m trying to say is I want to steal credit even though I was wrong 😉

  15. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Um… That’s a little dark.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      It’s not all dark!Some of the panels are bright and vibrant!

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      January 31, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      I mean, we are talking about a girl who has compartmentalized herself to make an alter ego to deal with all the abuse her dad gave her, and is now beating the shit out of him after he kidnapped her Danny-in-distress.

      I think we passed dark a while ago, it’s just been better hidden.

      • CianM1301
        CianM1301
        January 31, 2014 at 6:09 am | #

        This isn’t just dark. This is…advanced dark.

        • davidbreslin101
          davidbreslin101
          January 31, 2014 at 12:23 pm | #

          This is the light on the other side of darkness… the Light Fantastic.

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            January 31, 2014 at 1:38 pm | #

            Unless whoever is holding that knife Blaine is eaten by a suitcase, that is not in any way true. Far too positive sounding a metaphor for this situation, at any rate.

    • poisin224
      poisin224
      January 31, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

      Are you up to date on all the strips? This aint the first dark turn DoA has taken…

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        January 31, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

        Yeah, I was pretty aghast when this comic showed me that there are people who take their unlimited cereal advantages for granted.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          January 31, 2014 at 2:14 am | #

          You… you brought that up…just when I was starting to be able to forget…you monster. (sob)

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          January 31, 2014 at 7:59 pm | #

          That seems like such a long time ago, but it was only 18 hours or so in comic time…

    • Ghola
      Ghola
      January 31, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

      This isn’t dark, no one’s dead yet.
      Give Willis time, he’s got to make people care about the characters before he starts Starking people.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        January 31, 2014 at 9:30 am | #

        People don’t need to die for things to be dark.

        After all, dead people SUFFER less!

  16. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    So the knife was in Ambers hand in that old flashback.

  17. Greg
    Greg
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Well clearly that’s the cop raising the knife in retaliation for Amber trying to take it.

    He plays for keeps.

    • Bill
      Bill
      January 31, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      That is not the cop; the cop is wearing a shirt with long sleeves and the upraised arm/knife is bare.  In addition, whoever is holding the knife is holding it in their *right* hand, so we know it is not Sal who appears to be left-handed (or is at least shown holding the knife in her left hand).  This leaves only Amber…..who somehow got the knife away from the cop…..?

      Something isn’t adding up.

      • Greg
        Greg
        January 31, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

        It… it was a joke.

        • rachel
          rachel
          January 31, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

          good try man, you’ll get ’em next time.

        • Heather Meadows
          Heather Meadows
          January 31, 2014 at 7:16 am | #

          I LOLed

        • Chase
          Chase
          January 31, 2014 at 3:02 pm | #

          HA!

  18. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Why the hell does it suddenly feel like Blaine was attempting to motivate her here?

    I…need a moment…

    • Eromer
      Eromer
      January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I had a similar thought/reaction

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Good…let the hate flow through you…

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        January 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        It’s a good thing Blaine doesn’t have Force Lightning or Force Choke. He’s not allowed to have any cool traits

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Ind the end…Blaine won!

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      January 31, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

      Blaine doesn’t motivate he tears down. All actions are the wrong actions, each choice earns nothing but criticism.

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        January 31, 2014 at 7:58 pm | #

        Especially actions done instead of paying attention to him.

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      January 31, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

      Honestly, this is probably the closest Blaine gets to actual parenting. If there’s anything remotely near a positive character trait in him it’s that he seems to stand up for himself.

      Of course, he Blained it up, but that’s hardly a surprise, now is it?

  19. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    January 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy’s shoulders to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

      or a fifteen year old grabbing a knife from a cop!

      • David Willis
        David M Willis
        January 31, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

        thirteen

        • Robin
          Robin
          January 31, 2014 at 3:37 am | #

          Well, then Amber can’t be a hero. The minimum age for heroism is fourteen.

          • TemplarKnight
            TemplarKnight
            January 31, 2014 at 5:27 am | #

            Tell that to the pokemon trainers who stopped team rocket so many times.

            • Cybersnark
              Cybersnark
              January 31, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

              And Damian Wayne who was (IIRC) ten.

              Though he’s less “hero” than “violent asshole.” I guess there’s no age requirement for that.

            • cesium133
              cesium133
              January 31, 2014 at 9:24 am | #

              “Can’t we just kill him?”
              “You know the rules, we battle his pokemon, and if we lose we have to disband our criminal enterprises.”
              “Then can’t I bring something better than a Level 10 Ekans? I’ve got a Level 98 Zapdos on Bill’s–”
              “No!”

              • TemplarKnight
                TemplarKnight
                January 31, 2014 at 10:14 am | #

                Y’know, I did think about that while replaying the game recently, but then realized “yeah, they could try to kill me with a gun or just overpower me or something, but I still basically have a fire breathing dragon that took almost no damage from their best pokemon and there is not much incentive NOT to set these clowns on fire if they try to hurt me.”

              • solsword
                solsword
                January 31, 2014 at 3:44 pm | #

                I’ve always thought that the Pokemon games are really elaborate hoaxes perpetrated to train children how to fight with pets. Any children that show real potential are then told the truth and have to face a terrifying dystopian world in which humans use monsters in real life-or-death combat to try to eke out a place to live on an alien-invaded Earth. Of course, in the real fights the abilities and types of the monsters are all much more complicated, and there’s nothing to stop the monsters from directly attacking trainers.

            • Hoboturtle
              Hoboturtle
              January 31, 2014 at 1:05 pm | #

              To be fair. None of those trainers have even a freaking statue in ddedication for having save the world in one or another.

          • Hotsauce
            Hotsauce
            January 31, 2014 at 9:59 am | #

            Tyler Doohan’s family would like to have a word with you.

        • rachel
          rachel
          January 31, 2014 at 4:29 pm | #

          daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

  20. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    January 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Gee Blain, how about not being an ass to your daughter for one second after something like that.

    No? Then enjoy your future ass kicking you bastard.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      After his future divorce, mind you.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        January 31, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

        Ass kicking after divorce? That’s insult to injury!

        • Cragalanch
          Cragalanch
          January 31, 2014 at 2:23 pm | #

          No, it’s injury to insult

  21. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Yikes. And that’s how Amber went insane, killed someone, was committed, and hallucinated the events of this entire webcomic while in a padded cell doped up on medication.

    • JebJeb
      JebJeb
      January 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Turns out Blaine was dead all along. As was Ethan, Sal, and every single policeman there.

      • Oliver
        Oliver
        January 31, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Nobody dies in DoA… because theyre already long dead?

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          January 31, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

          This whole comic was… DOA?

          • Fermat
            Fermat
            January 31, 2014 at 8:56 am | #

            Well played.

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            January 31, 2014 at 9:03 am | #

            Speaking of DOA…
            WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MURDERS?!

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            January 31, 2014 at 9:52 am | #

            And that’s the punchline. Nothing more to see here, folks.

          • Knightsky
            Knightsky
            January 31, 2014 at 7:16 pm | #

            *golf clap*

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          January 31, 2014 at 12:29 pm | #

          Suddenly, Lost.

    • |Agent
      |Agent
      January 31, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

      “Turns out, it was all a dream.”

  22. Bill
    Bill
    January 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Whoa!!  This was unexpected….

  23. NeutroBlaster96
    NeutroBlaster96
    January 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I am so happy that this updates 7 days a week because if I had to wait two days for the next one I think I might go nuts.

    • Joe
      Joe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Tomorrow: Walky Does an Afterglow.

      • EvilPenguin
        EvilPenguin
        January 31, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        PREEMPTIVE DAMN YOU WILLIS

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          January 31, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

          Nope, still waiting for Dina reading dino romance novels. And making comments about how “real Triceratops couldn’t do that!”

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            January 31, 2014 at 12:30 pm | #

            Riley still in the cafeteria, on her 100th bowl of cereal.

  24. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    January 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Whenever people see either Blaine or Heathcliff the cat, the same four words escape their mouths:

    “Christ, what an asshole.”

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      January 31, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

      I wish God hadn’t ever invented clouds!

  25. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    You know, I’m starting to get the feeling that Amber may be a tad psychotic.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      What tipped you off? Was it the glowing red eyes?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        January 31, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Possibly. Maybe it’s the demonic snarl lurking just behind her bared teeth.

  26. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    January 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    …..

    Crap

  27. Phil
    Phil
    January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Now will this flashback also translate to similar action in the present?

  28. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    She’s gonna use that knife to kill Danny, right?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      She’s gonna throw it into the future and it’ll slice right through Blaine and go into Danny.

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        January 31, 2014 at 12:14 pm | #

        Danny will survive cause he’ll Dan up dying.

        • ST
          ST
          January 31, 2014 at 1:28 pm | #

          So Dan is Elliot from Jagged Alliance?

          That actually makes a lot of sense for some reason.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      January 31, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

      Something something Philip Pullman?

  29. Lou
    Lou
    January 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    So… is she going for Sal or her dad?

    • JebJeb
      JebJeb
      January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      My money is on Blaine.

    • Robin
      Robin
      January 31, 2014 at 3:40 am | #

      Maybe she’s going for herself, seppuku style.

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        January 31, 2014 at 12:15 pm | #

        Zombie Amber!

      • Yet Another Laura H.
        Yet Another Laura H.
        January 31, 2014 at 1:16 pm | #

        That was my thought— “Hm… have I ever seen Amber’s wrists?”

        Something about that young woman always makes me think that Fate is about to be very unkind to her.

  30. newllend
    newllend
    January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Nice blaine Real nice, you know your a failure as parent when you motivate your kid to attempted homicide

  31. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    So…either Amber stabbed Sal…or she stabbed Blaine.

    • newllend
      newllend
      January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I didn’t think of blaine, I thought she was just going for sal because of the blood lust in her eyes when she looked at her

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        January 31, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        You’d think Sal would remember someone who stabbed her if that’s the case.

        • newllend
          newllend
          January 31, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          Someone might have stoped her

          • newllend
            newllend
            January 31, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

            Plus the knife is rite next to sal on the first panel so that paints more of a scene on the last panel.

        • EvilPenguin
          EvilPenguin
          January 31, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

          Ok please Danny pull her off next strip I don’t think this is funny anymore

          please

          • rachel
            rachel
            January 31, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

            yeah this is getting capital-R Rough

        • RaijinK
          RaijinK
          January 31, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

          Unless Sal’s been stabbed so much in the last few years she can’t really keep track.

          • Bill
            Bill
            January 31, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

            Well, she got stabbed a couple of times by the math TA.
            Assault with a friendly weapon.

          • NCP19
            NCP19
            January 31, 2014 at 11:45 am | #

            Heh, true.

            “You wanna know how I got these scars? Actually, I don’t remember. I have several.”

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      January 31, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure the cops stopped her before she hurt anyone. Though that might be why Sal got the spider tattoo; but in that case, I’d have expected her to recognize Amber. Kind of hard to forget someone’s face if they stabbed you.

  32. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I suspect Blaine really wanted a son he could be macho with, but doesn’t comprehend that emotional abuse doesn’t really work.

    He’s terrible and wrong, but I can kind of sort of see how his mind works.

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      January 31, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      What Blaine never got was that females get really mean when they get mad. And that is any species of female; humans, bears, dogs, cats, cows, sheep…

      • rachel
        rachel
        January 31, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

        … females? like, women? and by “when they get mad,” do you mean “are abused for the entirety of their young lives”?

        I… wow. I -really- don’t know where you’re going with this.

        • kelticat
          kelticat
          January 31, 2014 at 6:56 pm | #

          Read Rudyard Kipling’s “The Most Deadly of the Species” He knew about how we get over a century ago. It doesn’t have to be triggered by abuse. It’s just that when we get angry or protective we can really get mean.
          People, animals it doesn’t matter. Females can get mean.

          • rachel
            rachel
            January 31, 2014 at 7:27 pm | #

            you didn’t say “people,” you said “females.” of course people get protective & mean, sometimes. are you saying that amber, the survivor of a lifetime of abuse, is MEAN? the issue in this arc here is how people deal with abuse, in both positive and negative ways.

            tip, for dealing with your fellow humans. just call women women. every time you say ‘females’ it sounds like some extremely intense effort at othering & marginalization.

            also rudyard kipling was an author, largely, of fiction. that poem is some really, really sexist bullshit. here’s the link if anyone wants to read it. trigger warning: everything. http://www.ling.upenn.edu/courses/hum100/female.html

            I’d rather read current sociology/theory that builds on what we’ve already learned, like feminism and fiction that is trying to do better, not worse.

          • rachel
            rachel
            January 31, 2014 at 7:30 pm | #

            a truly delightful excerpt on which kelticat is basing their insights on women:

            49 And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
            50 Must command but may not govern — shall enthral but not enslave him.
            51 And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
            52 That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

            how many times is it possible to barf in horror, holy god, this is just such a bummer

            • kelticat
              kelticat
              January 31, 2014 at 7:54 pm | #

              Please note that the poem was written over a century ago when women were by and large SLAVES to any man they were related to. The poem is telling men to treat women with respect, and not degrade them.

              • David Willis
                David M Willis
                January 31, 2014 at 8:08 pm | #

                please stop talking

              • Greenygal
                Greenygal
                January 31, 2014 at 11:05 pm | #

                For a definition of “respect” that includes “but you can’t let them have any sort of say in things, because they don’t understand anything besides ‘slaughter anyone who threatens their family'”…I suppose? Possibly?

                It’s not something that I feel comfortable using as an argument in 2014, however.

      • David Willis
        David M Willis
        January 31, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

        :/

      • Maja!
        Maja!
        January 31, 2014 at 7:07 am | #

        Wow kelticat. That comment was wrong on so many levels.

        1) Women are people just like men are, and meanness is equally distributed between all sexes. If it seems differently to you it might have something to do with which ways certain groups of people are allowed to express and socialized into expressing their anger in different cultures and/or types of society (but even if it were so that more women than men act in what you call a ‘mean’ way, this doesn’t say anything about the innateness of this trait/feeling/behaviour – on what exclusive gene should this meanness sit?).

        2) Are you seriously claiming that animals are things like “mean”? Do you also think that cats are inherently evil because they ‘play’ with their live prey (because it would be seen as an evil action if a human being would do it) instead as just a part of their nature/a way to practise their skills/whatever?

        This kind of attributing traits/feelings/behaviours/whatever like “mean” to certain groups of beings – on the basis of sex, gender, race, species etc. – is really passé – don’t do it.

        • AssumptionPrime
          AssumptionPrime
          January 31, 2014 at 8:13 am | #

          Animals can be mean. Like Daschhunds. Mean little bastards.

          • madd
            madd
            January 31, 2014 at 9:32 am | #

            I had a mean cat. Used to jump out from under furniture and scratch our legs. Once, it jumped out of the laundry pile and latched on to my head with it’s claws. Wouldn’t let go. My mom had to pull it off of me. Fun times.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          January 31, 2014 at 10:36 am | #

          Cats are jerks, and anyone who says otherwise is hiding from the truth.

          • The Candyman
            The Candyman
            January 31, 2014 at 12:38 pm | #

            My cat is just a troll, but I assume that still counts.

          • laurenh
            laurenh
            January 31, 2014 at 8:02 pm | #

            Yeah my cat MIGHT actually be too dumb to be a jerk. Though I’m certain that he still tries.

      • madd
        madd
        January 31, 2014 at 10:04 am | #

        Usually, when people talk about the female being more dangerous or “mean”, they are referring to the females protecting their offspring. In nature, the male most often impregnates the female of the species and then has little to no responsibility in the care of the offspring. Being human, I would think that any half way decent dad would get pretty mean if their child was threatened. Not Blaine, obviously.

        • solsword
          solsword
          January 31, 2014 at 3:55 pm | #

          I can’t help but bring up the other part of your correct “most often” here, espcially since it makes me laugh instead of making me sad about people’s opinions:

          Warning: NSFW if you’re a seahorse.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHCqrrU-Gk

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        January 31, 2014 at 10:38 am | #

        I think…most things get mean when they’re mad? I can’t really name a lot of things that get mean and then DON’T get mean.

    • DR_GONZO
      DR_GONZO
      January 31, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

      Oh, it’s much worse than that. Blaine is a pure psychopath which means the wiring of his brain makes it impossible for him to feel empathy, remorse or take responsibility for his actions. It also makes him cunning, manipulative and parasitic and pretty much programmed for criminal behavior.

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        January 31, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

        Or big business.

        • DR_GONZO
          DR_GONZO
          February 1, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          Lol. That too. For more info read “Snakes in Suits: When Psychopaths Go To Work by Dr. Robert Hare, or “The Psychopath Test” by Jon Ronson.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      January 31, 2014 at 10:12 am | #

      Kind of like the cat owners on My Cat From Hell who want to rough house with their cat and really really should have gotten a dog. Why didn’t you get a damn dog, Blaine?

  33. Double M
    Double M
    January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    WOAH WHAT?

  34. kenny
    kenny
    January 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    And thats when Danny stops her from stabbing Blaine. by taking the hit himself hopefully.

    • alicemacher
      alicemacher
      January 31, 2014 at 10:14 am | #

      1 ) First, enough with the Danny-must-die “jokes” already. Stupidity isn’t a crime, let alone a capital offence.

      2 ) That’s not present-moment Amber about to stab Blaine in the last panel.

      * The colouring is still red, like all the other flashback panels. Also, her arm in that panel is bare (*waits for inevitable “right to bear arms” pun*), whereas present-moment Amber is in costume.

      * Present-moment costumed Amber hasn’t been shown ever carrying knives or other weapons.

      • Doom Shepherd
        Doom Shepherd
        January 31, 2014 at 12:01 pm | #

        1) “Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”

        2) Yeah, geez.

  35. Leon
    Leon
    January 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Yeah, cause it’s so easy to go up against someone with a knife when you’re armed with a DS. Man I hope Blaine ends up with a broken jaw.

  36. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    January 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    once again we see the dangers of not spy-checking

    • Oliver
      Oliver
      January 31, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      And now the red background all makes sense! Amber’s the red spy.

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        January 31, 2014 at 11:47 am | #

        Plus we already know Sarah’s the Scout! BONK

  37. Archivist
    Archivist
    January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Okay. I give up. DOA Amber is cooler than SP! Amber.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 31, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Nah, I’m still not seeing it.

      • sps48
        sps48
        January 31, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        SP! Amber never did squat to Blaine.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          January 31, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

          SP! Amber Did some cool stuff that I don’t wanna mention cuz Spoilers.

          • Linkara
            Linkara
            January 31, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

            SP! Amber was upset that she never got a chance to show Blaine how much stronger she was without him.

            What she didn’t understand was that she was ALWAYS stronger than him. And that’s why he was a manipulative shithead – because a manipulative jackass like that always feels the need to control people – to have power over them. And then he no longer did and he couldn’t STAND that. She won in the end.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 31, 2014 at 2:20 am | #

      Actually, I want to give DOA Amber a hug.

  38. Regalli
    Regalli
    January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh, holy SHIT this is going to end badly.

    Amber. Sweetie. Honey. SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP, NOW.

    … So, who do we think’s gonna be the school psychologist in the Dumbiverse?

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      January 31, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Ninja Rick

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        January 31, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        … PLEASE DEAR GOD LET THIS BE TRUE.

        • shadowcell
          shadowcell
          January 31, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          “okay Dr. Ninja Rick, but how soon should I take this medication?”
          “AS SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER”
          “and will the side effects hit me hard?”
          “WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON”
          “right, right, but if it all works out, how will I feel?”
          “WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE”
          “…y’know, how does this stuff work, anyway?”
          “MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOON”

          (yes mulan /= ninjas shut up it’s funny)

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            January 31, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

            I was about to say, I’m not sure Disney counts in Rick’s ninja-addled mind, but then I realized: This is Ninja Rick. Of course it counts.

            LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              January 31, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

              I love this idea so much

          • rachel
            rachel
            January 31, 2014 at 1:53 am | #

            gaaaah I cannot even tell you how much I LOVE that this comments section devolves into mulan songs so often, SOMEHOW, I love it

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              January 31, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

              Basically every comment thread is only five words away from devolving into Mulan songs at any given time.

              Those five words are, of course, “Baby, I knew at once”.

              • Doom Shepherd
                Doom Shepherd
                January 31, 2014 at 12:02 pm | #

                “…that I just can’t waiiiiit… To be kiiiiiiiiing!”

      • Linkara
        Linkara
        January 31, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

        That would be the greatest twist of all – the one-note character of Shortpacked was actually the wise father figure in the Dumbing of Age universe – someone who truly embodied ideals of honor and courage while in Shortpacked he was… well… a weeaboo.

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          January 31, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

          Like he can’t be a weeaboo with a psychology degree in this universe.

        • espanolbot
          espanolbot
          January 31, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

          I endorse this idea.

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          January 31, 2014 at 9:18 am | #

          Meanwhile, Historical Jesus is the janitor.

          • Doom Shepherd
            Doom Shepherd
            January 31, 2014 at 12:04 pm | #

            The Almighty Janitor.
            http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlmightyJanitor

            DO EET!!

            • The Candyman
              The Candyman
              January 31, 2014 at 12:43 pm | #

              And he’s going to be a Buddhist.

  39. Eromer
    Eromer
    January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    I wonder what they are looking over at in panel 5

    • rajit
      rajit
      January 31, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      They’re next to Sal so I’m putting my money on her.

      I realize now her face is shadowed, but I can admit on my phone for this panel I was wondering why Amber’s face was suddenly covered in mud xD

      • Eromer
        Eromer
        January 31, 2014 at 5:12 pm | #

        Ooohh good call. I didn’t see the knife in the first panel. Makes sense now.

  40. Pureed Madness
    Pureed Madness
    January 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Whoa. This was … unexpected to say the least

  41. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    January 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    This is so sad. I hate Blaine. He is the worst father in the universe.

    • Shadlyn
      Shadlyn
      January 31, 2014 at 6:51 am | #

      No, the sad part is that he’s not. He’s bad, but if you really ranked bad fathers, he’s probably not even in the worst million, from what we’ve seen.

      *makes herself super sad*

      If we’re really lucky, he might be the worst father in the Dumbiverse, though.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        January 31, 2014 at 8:29 pm | #

        He makes Sal’s parents look a lot better by comparison, though!

  42. K. Ivan Ruppert
    K. Ivan Ruppert
    January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Jesus fucking Christ, Blaine. Most people whose children are the bystander to an armed robbery want them to do exactly what Amber did, hide in the corner and don’t get involved.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      January 31, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      You forget that this is Blaine, destroyer of all that is good in the world and Actual Fucking Asshole Who Needs To Die RIGHT NOW, kay thanks bye.

    • DR_GONZO
      DR_GONZO
      January 31, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      That’s the thing though. Blaine doesn’t understand emotional fear. The amygdula of his brain isn’t wired to register empathy.

      • Fuzzydaemon
        Fuzzydaemon
        January 31, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        You are right. People are objects to him. He is a psychopath.

  43. Ace
    Ace
    January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Well, I guess this explains how Blaine actually did have some leverage over her with the the whole “spaz” thing.

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      January 31, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      If you can call goading Amber into grabbing a knife and going after anyone a spaz, yes. Unless she froze up while going after Sal or Blaine. Or if Blaine backhanded her when she came after him with a knife.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        January 31, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

        The cops are right there, too. But regardless of who stops her, she doesn’t get to lay a finger on Blaine until she punches him in DoA.

      • Ace
        Ace
        February 1, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        The point is that what Blaine describes as “spaz” behaviour is something that Amber probably wouldn’t have wanted Danny to know. People were making a point that there’s nothing Blaine could tell Danny that would really paint her in a negative light, but that’s obviously incorrect given this plot twist.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          February 1, 2014 at 7:45 am | #

          True

  44. Zobot
    Zobot
    January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    The seeds of madness run deep in the Tully, er, O’Malley family.

  45. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Good Job, Panel 5 cop. Glad to know our police officers are always alert.

    • GoogerGeiger
      GoogerGeiger
      January 31, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if that was Danny’s uncle or something.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 31, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

        Or related to a Wiggum.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        January 31, 2014 at 2:47 am | #

        I can actually see the resemblance in the blank stare he has!

  46. Musical Kiwi
    Musical Kiwi
    January 31, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    I am flipping my shiz so hard

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

      consider yon shiz flipped

  47. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 31, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    If Amber stabbed anyone and didn’t go to some sort of holding facility I will be very upset with the fictional justice system.

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      January 31, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

      Such a miscarriage of justice warrants an angry missive to Representative DeSanto’s predecessor.

  48. Toad
    Toad
    January 31, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    What’s up with her face in panel 5?

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 31, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      Tears out both sides of her eyes for one thing, crying so hard that the tears flood all the way across the eye and out the opposite corner. A combination of anger, terror, sadness, and rage that just overwhelmed her endocrine system..

      • rachel
        rachel
        January 31, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

        :(, so many 🙁

    • Kevin
      Kevin
      January 31, 2014 at 8:50 pm | #

      Both of the cops have mustaches, so in a heavily mustached context my brain first interpreted her teeth as a mustache in the last panel.

  49. JA
    JA
    January 31, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Oh hell naw!

  50. Shade
    Shade
    January 31, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    Well Danny, you get a front row seat to a whole different side of Amazi-Girl. If this isn’t an eye-opener, then I fear you truly are as hopeless as you appear.

  51. sps48
    sps48
    January 31, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    I’m glad I just read the Shortpacked! strips tagged Blaine. I know he’s different here, but it doesn’t seem by much.

  52. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    January 31, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Oh no, Crazy Amber is doing something crazy, shock and horror. XD

  53. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    January 31, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    It’s a flashback, so we know Sal lives… the real question is if Amber connected.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 31, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

      I don’t think she gets to lay a finger on Blaine until she punches him in DoA. She’s a lot smaller back then, and there are lots of people around to stop her.

      • madock345
        madock345
        January 31, 2014 at 7:24 pm | #

        I don’t think she’s aiming for Blaine, I think she’s going for Sal.

  54. newllend
    newllend
    January 31, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    Thinking about it that police officer is really stupid, “ya I’m going to just stand here with the assault weapon in my hand as if Im offering it to somebody and look to the side, oh no that little girl just snatched the knife from me’ its fine though Im positive she won’t do anything crazy with it, I won’t try to stop her or anything”….ladies and gentlemen America’s finest law infocers

  55. Karma Aster
    Karma Aster
    January 31, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    Holy shit.

    Even worse, given that Sal was clearly terrified in the last strip.

    • newllend
      newllend
      January 31, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

      What’s sal favorite line again…oh ya I guess Ambers is going to “put the fear ó god into her.

  56. horrorshow88
    horrorshow88
    January 31, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    HOLY SHITKICKERS BATMAN!

  57. Equuizzicals
    Equuizzicals
    January 31, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    What really gets me about this is that this feels like Blaine trying to care. Maybe my perspective is a little warped because of the way I was raises (long story short:it sucked) but it feels like this is him thinking the best thing for his daughter after a traumatic event is to try and toughen her up and thicken her skin. Its like the only trait he knows anything about is power.

    This doesn’t excuse shit, granted. Its just something that jumped out at me.

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 2:02 am | #

      that’s a really interesting point. I mean, even the manipulative think that they’re doing things for a good reason, even if that reason is solipsism. the desire to “toughen up” your spawn is fraught with problems, and this representation of a young girl fighting back against that (“you want me to toughen up? well check THIS out, asshole”) is both very sweet at Amazi-Girl’s kinder moments and very, very scary at moments like these, when the reader understands that this rage is not only a product of her upbringing, but of the fucked-up-edness of blaine’s actual genes present in Amber.

    • DR_GONZO
      DR_GONZO
      January 31, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

      Or trying to understand the emotion so he can use it to his own advantage. Since Blaine is a psychopath he has absolutely no capacity to feel emotional pain, empathy or love. They try to learn to ape the emotion so either they can better blend in or better manipulate people.

      • Dhraakellian
        Dhraakellian
        January 31, 2014 at 10:58 am | #

        As opposed to Mike who (in the Walkyverse, at least) is merely an ass.

        I don’t think I’d want to see Blaine drunk.

    • Jenny Creed
      Jenny Creed
      January 31, 2014 at 10:08 am | #

      I think it’s more like he’s trying to act like he cares, except he’s only interacting with Amber the same way he’s been shown to interact with her in every single instance before this: Telling her everything he thinks she’s doing wrong so that he can diminish her in his own eyes and feel more in control

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      January 31, 2014 at 11:10 am | #

      Yeah, that was my opinion too. Like, Blaine CANNOT sympathize with or understand most other people; he’s also unaware (and would be completely dismissive of the idea) that he’s the reason Amber can’t deal with people.

      He’s not being emotionally abusive here for the sake of being a prick; this seems to be his version of trying to get Amber to “man up” (it seems the most appropriate term here considering Blaine’s viewpoints). He knows Amber and Ethan care about each other even if he can’t sympathize, and she stood by and let him get taken as a hostage.

      • Reepicheep-chan
        Reepicheep-chan
        January 31, 2014 at 5:18 pm | #

        I am not sure most people who abuse their children are emotionally abusive for the sake of being a prick. That is what makes Blaine an effective character, I think, you can see the fucked up intentions behind all of the shitty things he does.

        • DR_GONZO
          DR_GONZO
          February 1, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          Pretty much. Since psychopaths cannot feel remorse or take responsibility for their own actions, they manage to warp their transgressions into positives.

  58. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 31, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    And Mr Stabby makes an appearence…

  59. John Madden
    John Madden
    January 31, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    No Amber don’t!

  60. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    January 31, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    Y’know what’s funny? When I started reading DOA I figured this Amber was less messed up than Shortpacked! Amber.

    • newllend
      newllend
      January 31, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

      Wow….you where SO wrong

      • newllend
        newllend
        January 31, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

        Were

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      January 31, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

      Because nothing says emotional stability like costumed vigilante behaviour?

      • rachel
        rachel
        January 31, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

        it started out cute IT STARTED OUT CUTE I SWEAR

  61. Baker
    Baker
    January 31, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

    Just remember guys, she didn’t spend a bunch of time in juvey. I am thinking she is about to do a self inflicted wound. Or attempt one at least and gets stopped.

  62. Elva Rodríguez
    Elva Rodríguez
    January 31, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    Did Amber scar Sal’s hands? Is that why she always have her gloves on? D:

    • newllend
      newllend
      January 31, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

      That would make a since, and be really freaking cool

    • WaveRocker
      WaveRocker
      January 31, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

      Dude! That actually seems like it might be a thing! She hasn’t been wearing gloves throughout this whole sequence

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      January 31, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

      I was going to guess that’s what the tattoo was there to cover, but that makes a lot of sense.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 31, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

      Oh hey, that could be right!

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

      WHOA

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      January 31, 2014 at 2:31 am | #

      At the very least her left hand is okay.

      Link 1
      Link 2
      Link 3

      I couldn’t find one that showed the right palm.

    • Alex Stritar
      Alex Stritar
      January 31, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

      Looking back, she didn’t wear gloves when she was in the school girl outfit, but she always kept her right hand hidden. That’s an interesting bit of omission.

      • Red Robot
        Red Robot
        January 31, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

        I am also intrigued by that, but we have seen her right hand before. (e.g, in this strip: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/law/ ) It could be that Willis briefly forgot about the scar and gloves will have to be retconjured into the scene, or maybe the gloves are hiding an embarrassing tattoo that happened after beach day…or perhaps it’s just that Sal has a weird sense of fashion?

        • Alex Stritar
          Alex Stritar
          January 31, 2014 at 3:10 am | #

          I don’t see her palm, maybe the scar is there.

          Also, if Willis was going to retcon the scene like New 52 Teen Titans, he probably would’ve already done it by now. (Is she wearing gloves in the collected version?)

  63. Thomas
    Thomas
    January 31, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

    I find it unlikely that a cop would just stand here presenting the knife.
    It’s a piece of evidence & we all know from TV shows that these come in small plastic bags. Well, not exactly, but you’ll get my drift. It’s a weak point in an otherwise strong narrative.

    • fudo81
      fudo81
      January 31, 2014 at 2:27 am | #

      Well, I’m no expert, but it’s not like they need to check for fingerprints to know who was wielding the knife, in this situation.

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      January 31, 2014 at 11:13 am | #

      Not if you consider the cop did it deliberately. “Yes… give in to your hatred. Strike her down!”

  64. Dhraakellian
    Dhraakellian
    January 31, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

    I don’t think Amber is the one holding the knife.

    Why?

    It looks to me more like she’s pushing the cop aside in the fifth panel rather than reaching for the knife.
    And even if Amber was going for the knife, the hand holding it in panel six is positioned for a downward strike, and her posture in panel 5 looks like it would be really awkward to grab it that way.

    The real kicker, however, is that the alt-text mentions a fake out.

    So with that established, what is she doing here? At first, I thought she was running over to Danny Ethan, but unless the car by which he’s sitting is on the other side of the car, I don’t think that’s so plausible.

    …

    Actually scratch all that. Panel six is right-handed, and she’s reaching with the right hand, not the left.

    That still raises the question of what the fake-out is.

    • Dara
      Dara
      January 31, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/change-2/

      ^That’s the fake-out. It led people to believe that the one holding the knife in that flashback was Sal during the hold-up.

  65. Tobias
    Tobias
    January 31, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

    It’s fascinating how quickly the comments have gone from “I hope Amber beats him within an inch of his life” to “holy crap Amber is psychotic”.

    Be careful what you wish for, folks.

    • JAD
      JAD
      January 31, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

      For me it’s fascinating how I blinked and then there are 136 comments! I am not into that “first” thing but still… it would be cool to say something smart and then get meta-comments 😛

      Way to create a fandom, David Willis. Congratulations.

  66. John
    John
    January 31, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

    Was that cop holding the knife in the Walkyverse? He looks kind of familiar somehow.

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

      all these mothers come and go man

    • John
      John
      January 31, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

      ahHA! It’s Phil, the Destiny’s janitor!

  67. MrNergles
    MrNergles
    January 31, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

    Walky’s sister is going to charge Blain with a knife; not Amber’s arm to slim and dark. #SpoilerAlert

  68. HAB
    HAB
    January 31, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    why do i feel that the knife aint real.

  69. Timni16
    Timni16
    January 31, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    Why is her dad such a DICK???

  70. Ryano
    Ryano
    January 31, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

    Amber is not holding the knife. If she was holding the knife, in the 5th panel she would be holding it with her left hand. The person holding the knife in the 6th panel is clearly holding the knife in their right hand. The cop is holding the knife.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      January 31, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

      what

    • WonderRabbit
      WonderRabbit
      January 31, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

      She’s clearly grabbing for it with her right hand.
      Though the cop stabbing everyone in response would be a twist of Shyamalanic proportion…

    • Dara
      Dara
      January 31, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

      The cop has long sleeves. The knife is being wielded by someone without long sleeves. Amber is reaching across her body for the knife with her right hand in panel 5, and it’s being held in that hand in panel 6.

      • Dara
        Dara
        January 31, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

        *reaching across her body and/or turning in that direction

    • HAB
      HAB
      January 31, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

      She is clearly making a grab for the knife (which i think aint real) with her right hand.

    • TemplarKnight
      TemplarKnight
      January 31, 2014 at 5:23 am | #

      Clearly ignoring the fact the cop has sleeves to the wrist.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      January 31, 2014 at 7:05 am | #

      Someone’s been watching too much CSI.

    • Hotsauce
      Hotsauce
      January 31, 2014 at 10:05 am | #

      After all, she couldn’t possibly switch hands between panels.

      • Hotsauce
        Hotsauce
        January 31, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

        Aaand now that I’ve relooked at the comic, she’s really obviously reaching with her right hand. But okay.

  71. WonderRabbit
    WonderRabbit
    January 31, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

    I sense this is somehow related to Blaine being forcibly removed from Amber’s life… Or whatever happened between the attempted robbery and college today.

  72. Alex Stritar
    Alex Stritar
    January 31, 2014 at 1:42 am | #

    Is it weird I kinda want it to turn out Amber did kill Sal and that the Sal we see is a zombie or a robot? (The Walkerton’s arnt racist, they’re human supermesists)

  73. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 31, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

    “Put the knife in me…and see what happens when you turn it.”

  74. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    January 31, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

    oooohhhh SHIT

  75. Robert
    Robert
    January 31, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

    I hope Amber has been vaccinated for Rabies.

  76. acher4
    acher4
    January 31, 2014 at 2:33 am | #

    WTF!!! :O

    Also, i love the upside sleeves of her coat.

  77. Maximum
    Maximum
    January 31, 2014 at 3:17 am | #

    Fake Knife.

    • maxlines
      maxlines
      January 31, 2014 at 6:25 am | #

      ooooooo. Good call.

  78. y3k
    y3k
    January 31, 2014 at 3:18 am | #

    WHAT IS GOING ON

  79. Ikaru
    Ikaru
    January 31, 2014 at 3:21 am | #

    What.

  80. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    January 31, 2014 at 4:07 am | #

    Oh Jesus!

  81. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    January 31, 2014 at 4:08 am | #

    What the hell is that cop looking at?

    Sal is right in front of him, and everyone else of interest is to his right, but he’s just holding a knife flat in his hands and staring into the abyss.

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      January 31, 2014 at 11:14 am | #

      “The birds flew away.”
      “Oh yeah?”
      “… I LIKED the birds.”

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      January 31, 2014 at 4:37 pm | #

      Squirrel!

  82. Andiemus
    Andiemus
    January 31, 2014 at 4:12 am | #

    What a mind-bogglingly incompetent cop.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 31, 2014 at 8:55 am | #

      Duh! I’m just gonna stand here holding this knife in front of me while staring away from it!

      What a dingus…is he related to Danny?

  83. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    January 31, 2014 at 4:19 am | #

    (Wednesday Comic) Yes!
    (Thursday Comic) YES!
    (Friday Comic) YE-NO! Nononononono!

  84. Quatoria
    Quatoria
    January 31, 2014 at 4:38 am | #

    I really wish I wasn’t hearing everything Blaine said with my father’s voice, in my head. This is painfully reminiscent of when he told me that I’d always be a failure and a disappointment. Well, the first time he told me that. He later said it was his way of trying to motivate me.

  85. ArkArks
    ArkArks
    January 31, 2014 at 5:05 am | #

    Stealing a weapon from a cop, and trying to use it in front of him, how smart! … No, wait a minute, what is the opposite of smart?

    Will there be an alternate sidestory, titled “Amber performs a massacre“?

    • Paul
      Paul
      January 31, 2014 at 8:26 am | #

      I prefer the title “Amber performs a violence.”

    • TJ Baltimore
      TJ Baltimore
      January 31, 2014 at 1:09 pm | #

      I would read the hell out of that side story!

  86. Kim
    Kim
    January 31, 2014 at 5:37 am | #

    Nice!

  87. JQuire
    JQuire
    January 31, 2014 at 6:39 am | #

    In which we find out Sals’s tat covers a nasty Amber-related scar?

  88. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    January 31, 2014 at 6:48 am | #

    *That’s* a knife!

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 4:46 pm | #

      gotta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgUF_J20Bpk

  89. Aurora
    Aurora
    January 31, 2014 at 7:32 am | #

    Not that it’s much less psychotic, but I really hope it turns out that she grabbed it with the intention of attacking Blaine.

  90. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    January 31, 2014 at 8:06 am | #

    Shayamalamadingdong twist: Amber stabs herself. (Abuse victims are often self-destructive.)

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 4:47 pm | #

      noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

  91. nothri
    nothri
    January 31, 2014 at 8:29 am | #

    OH SNAP!

    (By which I of course mean Amber’s poor strained mental state)

  92. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    January 31, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

    You know, I’m starting to dislike Blaine.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 31, 2014 at 9:08 am | #

      Starting?…disliking him should have started the first moment you saw him!

      • WikiDreamer
        WikiDreamer
        January 31, 2014 at 10:06 am | #

        Be it from here or Shortpacked!, Blaine’s an ass through and through. At least in DoA, Amber finally gets to give it to him.

  93. Clodia
    Clodia
    January 31, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

    Oh god. Fuck you, Blaine.

  94. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    January 31, 2014 at 9:06 am | #

    Poor Ethan…he looks so out of it!

    • Nym
      Nym
      January 31, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

      His face, his posture – it really looks like he’s just BSODing. Which, y’know, is completely understandable under the circumstances.

  95. odacon
    odacon
    January 31, 2014 at 9:16 am | #

    aaaand this is the first time i’ve ever said “holy fuck”, out loud after reading a comic :S

    • Odacon
      Odacon
      January 31, 2014 at 9:17 am | #

      dang,i got roz…

  96. Cinnamon
    Cinnamon
    January 31, 2014 at 9:18 am | #

    Blaine is either very bad at empathy, or more likely, quite good at it, but also a jerk.

  97. Nym
    Nym
    January 31, 2014 at 9:44 am | #

    It’s interesting that Blaine’s speech to Amber is a part of why he gets the shit kicked out of him years later.

  98. WikiDreamer
    WikiDreamer
    January 31, 2014 at 10:12 am | #

    I hope somebody picks up that phone because I SO f#*@ing called it!

  99. Random832
    Random832
    January 31, 2014 at 10:29 am | #

    “knife wielder fake-out”? Have we seen that panel in flashbacks before?

    • Axel
      Axel
      January 31, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

      Yes! When Amber was changing and running out of the building earlier. And it was implied that it was Sal wielding the knife. Not so, it turns out.

  100. Claire
    Claire
    January 31, 2014 at 10:30 am | #

    I KNEW IT!

  101. Alexis
    Alexis
    January 31, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

    oh my god

    is she going to die

  102. rocketronrodeo
    rocketronrodeo
    January 31, 2014 at 10:47 am | #

    What the hell, why is the cop holding the dangerous weapon out like grapes on a silver platter?

    • Greenygal
      Greenygal
      January 31, 2014 at 12:09 pm | #

      Yeah. I mean, on the one hand he probably wasn’t expecting the sobbing girl six feet away to suddenly turn homicidal, but a) it’s not like Amber is the first victim to lose control and assault her attacker and b) much more importantly, he is standing right next to Sal. Maybe the knife should not be so easy for her to grab!

      • Reepicheep-chan
        Reepicheep-chan
        January 31, 2014 at 4:59 pm | #

        I feel like this is a realistic amount of police incompetence c:

        Srsly, they would have been trained to show more caution but it seems likely enough that the cop just let his guard down and allowed himself to half-ass his job seeing as how Sal is just a kid and relatively harmless. I could be wrong but the presence of a bullet shield in a gas station indicates to me that the cop deal with more dangerous criminals on a semi-regular basis. Or idk, maybe bullet shields are more commonplace in other states; around here it would be a surprise to see one outside of a bank.

    • davidbreslin101
      davidbreslin101
      January 31, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

      “er, evidence bag please? Hello? WILL someone please give me a freaking evidence bag already!”

    • bunivasal
      bunivasal
      January 31, 2014 at 9:16 pm | #

      Because in a world where two teens on opposite sides of a holdup can end up at the same college the same year–and also one wears a cape and fights crime for her own amusement–a small amount of police incompetence is the most unbelievable plot point?

  103. Minder
    Minder
    January 31, 2014 at 12:37 pm | #

    Now I recognize Amber from Shortpacked! in the DoA version.

    (Walky, too.)

  104. Axel
    Axel
    January 31, 2014 at 12:58 pm | #

    Oh man, it’s almost like being an emotionally abusive parent that can only express disappointment in your child will push them to do stupid and dangerous things to get your approval. I bet Blaine never saw that coming.

    • John
      John
      January 31, 2014 at 1:37 pm | #

      A lot of parents in DoA seem to have missed that lesson.

  105. TJ Baltimore
    TJ Baltimore
    January 31, 2014 at 1:14 pm | #

    I . . . I had a moment like this a few weeks ago. I am an extreme pacifist, but after months and months of emotional abuse, something just snapped. If it wasn’t for A) a friend physically holding me back (as stereotypical as it sounds), and B) an absence of knives, he so would have been stabbed. And even then my mind honestly was considering the knives in the kitchen only one room away . . .

    So yeah, kudos for realism in comics. (c.f. Shortpacked!)

    • anonymous
      anonymous
      January 31, 2014 at 4:36 pm | #

      The lesson to be learned there is that pacifism catalyzes nervous breakdowns. So down with peace! Up with war! Wage war until the world is a wasteland!
      #alliteration #overthetopirony #thisisnottwitter

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        January 31, 2014 at 10:04 pm | #

        Create peace on Earth by killing all humans.
        Roboboogie!

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 4:38 pm | #

      hey friend. it’s not stereotypical, even if it feels that way. friends hold each other back like that to help them remember when they don’t actually want to hurt someone. you would do the same for them. you should call someone to talk, and maybe get yourself in a different situation if you need to, one where you can be your pacifist self. try the national domestic violence hotline at 1-800-799-7233 and check out http://www.goodtherapy.org/ too. and if you just need someone to talk to you can email me at rkellyalso@gmail.com. take care

  106. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    January 31, 2014 at 3:58 pm | #

    Am I alone in wanting to see Amber get revenge on Sal? Preferably in a Count of Monte Cristo-esque fashion.

  107. Aaron Bourque
    Aaron Bourque
    January 31, 2014 at 4:30 pm | #

    Amber snapped, ran up to Sal–stealing the knife from the police officer–and . . . THEN–

    SHAVED SAL’S HEAD WITH THE KNIFE!!!!!

    • rachel
      rachel
      January 31, 2014 at 4:44 pm | #

      that would actually be one of the more fucked up things I can imagine

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      January 31, 2014 at 8:26 pm | #

      Whispering into her ear, “It would look better straight.”

      And so it began.

  108. Cragalanch
    Cragalanch
    January 31, 2014 at 4:57 pm | #

    Cragalanch is scared. HOLD CRAGALANCH AND MAKE THE SCARY GO AWAY!

  109. Roborat
    Roborat
    January 31, 2014 at 5:06 pm | #

    So, who broke the robbery up then?

  110. ridtom
    ridtom
    January 31, 2014 at 5:12 pm | #

    I swear to Santa-Christ that cop bears a resemblance to Danny! Guys…this thing is deeper than we thought!

    Blaine’s real target hasn’t been Amber but Danny himself! This is true because of reasons!

  111. demoncat4
    demoncat4
    January 31, 2014 at 5:34 pm | #

    holly shit no wonder amber seems to have some metal problems the question is will she go through and stab that thief in rage and her first step of blaine turning her into a metal wreck or try for blaine.

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      February 1, 2014 at 4:28 am | #

      Amber is so badass her problems are metal. \m/

  112. Emily
    Emily
    January 31, 2014 at 5:45 pm | #

    Huh. Whatever Amber does here can’t be too serious, since Sal clearly doesn’t remember her in the present. Now I’m curious…

    • quix
      quix
      January 31, 2014 at 6:30 pm | #

      Sal is over the patrol car with her back to amber. She might never have saw it coming. Then again, she’d probably have heard about it afterwards. And I don’t remember any crazy jagged scars on her back from the beach scenes.

  113. Incubus
    Incubus
    January 31, 2014 at 6:04 pm | #

    Blaine is a monster. . . but. . . is it twisted that I see the point he’s trying to make?

    • isitsevenyet
      isitsevenyet
      January 31, 2014 at 7:21 pm | #

      The problem with that is that Amber is a KID, and he is suggesting she should have gotten in the way of a knife-wielding store robber to be a hero. It’s never EVER a good idea for civilians to intervene in a hostage situation. He’s not concerned for her safety at all, and she’s his daughter. That’s what I find sick about the whole thing.

    • bunivasal
      bunivasal
      January 31, 2014 at 9:12 pm | #

      Twisted? Linda Blair saw this post and was like “wow that’s really flexible”.

  114. MLBlue
    MLBlue
    January 31, 2014 at 6:29 pm | #

    This storyline is leaving me feeling very uncomfortable and brings up painful feelings. Even if I hated my Dad I dont think I could ever hurt him, even thought I think I would want to. Maybe Im old fashioned or something, I was taught to respect no matter what. The thing about violence or hatred is that its too easy. You think youll feel good, but you just feel incredibly empty. its not like the movies with some grand victory, all she’ll see is just a frail human being like anyone else, wondering why she even gave a damn about him. Just like every wizard is just a man behind a curtain, every villain is just some shmuck who will fade away with the past. Not without leaving a scar of course.

    • Ace
      Ace
      February 1, 2014 at 3:00 pm | #

      Respect no matter what is brainwashing taught to you by the very people you’re meant to respect no matter what. I agree that violence and hatred aren’t the solution (except, perhaps, when your father is going to actually harm your friend and it’s the only way to stop him…), but blind respect is worth nothing and simply makes you look like a fool for respecting an awful human being. Getting someone pregnant doesn’t make you worthy of respect.

  115. Kintrex
    Kintrex
    January 31, 2014 at 6:48 pm | #

    Don’t worry guys, Amazi-Girl will show up to stop her. And then they will fuse together in a big shower of anime.

  116. miss norris
    miss norris
    January 31, 2014 at 8:01 pm | #

    So deep

  117. BL
    BL
    January 31, 2014 at 8:06 pm | #

    K NEVERMIND I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY THIS IS GOING NOPE NOPE NOPE

  118. bunivasal
    bunivasal
    January 31, 2014 at 8:32 pm | #

    Guys, I think think the girl that dresses up like a superhero and spends her weekends and nights off beating people up in the park might be slightly more unhinged than previously accounted for.

  119. man in black
    man in black
    January 31, 2014 at 9:15 pm | #

    So this is how it begins

  120. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    January 31, 2014 at 9:18 pm | #

    Damn, this is a dark turn for her origin story

    • Allcool-dontcare
      Allcool-dontcare
      January 31, 2014 at 11:57 pm | #

      So was the daredevil’s origin story

  121. Ed Rhodes
    Ed Rhodes
    February 3, 2014 at 11:14 pm | #

    I can’t seem to see this strip. It won’t come up when the page updates. I get everything else on the page, but no strip.

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