For those of you needing to keep a strict timeline, that first panel on page three of “Walky Performs A Sex” takes place between the third and fourth panels here.
The commenters, however, need to stay.
So no threesomes then? What a pity.
A huge loss for both of them.
A huge loss for us all indeed.
So Yotomoe, does finding out that Sierra wasn’t involved make you any less interested in the Walky/Dotty sex book thingy?
It makes me IMMENSELY less interested.
…. both of them?
…. which of the three is it not a huge loss for?
Dorothy? Because she’s, AFAIK, straight.
Stuff happens in college. All I’m gonna say.
One step at a time, Plas.
The shame of it :cccc
And so the dream of a 3-way crashes and burns away in the glorious blaze of a fevered dream.
“And so the dream of a 3-way crashes and burns away in the glorious blaze of a fevered dream.”
That’s what usually happens with actual 3-ways.
Sock on the door. SOCK ON THE DOOR!
At IU you just put a Dina behind the door.
She doesn’t watch. Doesn’t interest her. She just stands there reciting interesting dinosaur facts.
Works surprisingly well. Know how guys thing about baseball or math to distract themselves and last longer? When you are being told the dietary habits of the allosaurus you might actually forget what you’re doing.
i was in a room with 2 people doing it but the other people and i were to busy playing halo 2 to care
Not to mention Ceiling Joyce will be watching them fornicate… err do some premarital hanky panky.
It’ll be like an Alien movie. First she’ll be above them and they won’t notice, then as she starts frothing it’ll drip down and they’ll know somethings wrong, then they’ll spot her a few seconds before she strikes ad we cut away.
Or Joyce is actually Jason Vorhees.
Or she’s Michael Myers.
A Dina behind every door…I want one.
My campaign platform. “Economic reform, AND A DINA BEHIND EVERY DOOR!”
THANK YOU. My thoughts exactly.
I think she already knows
BUT SIERRA DOESN’T OWN ANY SOCKS!!!
That’s a surprisingly good point.
Dorothy has socks.
Until Walky finishes knocking ’em off, of course.
ALL residential college students should be issued a single red sock as part of their dorm package, for JUST such a situation… along with a large box of condoms for both/easy access to birth control for female students. Sure, somebody may go to college with the INTENT of remaining chaste (not likely, but it COULD happen!), but they should still be prepared for the possibility that they may change their minds. Also, getting knocked up because one wasn’t prepared has ruined/delayed more than one college experience, a mistake that could easily have been avoided WITHOUT killing off chances of sexy-fun-time.
Either that, or we develop the technology needed for mandatory birth control during one’s teenage/college years. Put it in the water or something, or develop a nanotech procedure that installs ‘blockages’ in the vas deferens for boys and the fallopian tubes for girls.
YES, I’ve put some thought into the subject, WELL outside of this comic! And just think about how TERRIFYING a Walky Junior would be at THIS stage of their lives!
Spider may just be the most fitting avatar for you.
Seriously, think about how much thought he would put into it, if he could get it up.
I have to admit, the second paragraph really reminded me of this Spider quote.
“One of these days I’m going to drop a bomb on this city. A contraceptive bomb.”
DAMMIT! Now I’ve got to go read Transmetropolitan again! I really wish Warren Ellis had been willing/able to continue the series or write a new one in the same setting.
I’m sure that in Spider’s era, they already HAVE that sort of birth control technology, right up there with cures for any sort of STI that WE have to worry about in this era: they just have a whole new crop of truly BIZARRE STIs to deal with… That Mitchell Royce always contracts, every time he goes to one of Spider’s parties! 😀
” a nanotech procedure that installs ‘blockages’ in the vas deferens”
Back pressure can cause ruptures that lead to scar tissue. That’s why vasectomy reversals sometimes fail. I would think your solution would have the same problem.
Not necessarily. Since we’re already talking about nanomachines here, the blockages could be designed to absorb (well, eat, but that’s kinda icky) the sperm for males, and the eggs for females. That should take care of the rupture problem. Thanks for pointing that out, since I didn’t really think about that. Ironically, when I came up with the idea for women, I figured that the nanites WOULD end up “eating” the eggs. I basically came up with the concept of using nanotech to create readily reversible alternatives to tubal ligations/vasectomies.
Actually, a safe, effective, and easily reversible male birth control injection is headed towards clinical trials in America! Its called vasalgel and it uses electrostatic charge to disrupt semen cell walls.
I got the entire way through college without that being an issue. Colleges aren’t quite so sex focused as you’re positing, a lot of us just joined clubs or studied.
Whereas with me, I walked in on my roommate and my boyfriend one day. And I was like, “What are you doing?! Stop that! Stop that this instant! I KEEP MY BIBLE HERE.”
Yeah. I was a lot like Joyce back then. Minus the homeschooling. Sigh.
Did they at least have it open to the Song of Solomon?
Well, when & where I went to college, at least with a SIGNIFICANT portion of students at the dorm I was in, this WAS an issue. There was quite a bit of boinking going on; that and pot smoking.
The technology exists, though. At least for men. It just opens up a whole other can of worms if something is guaranteed, vs. forcing kids and freshly no-longer-minors to think about certain consequences of their actions. [Also, no doubt it’s hella expensive and wouldn’t be covered by grants.]
How would Sierra put a sock on the door?
A guy in my dorm puts a pair of boxers on the door. Sometimes bras. Judging by how often he does this, he either gets a ridiculous amount of tail or underwear=fap, bra=sex.
Or he just keeps a set around and throws them on the door randomly so everyone thinks he’s getting laid all the time.
Oh no, because RUTH.
Maybe I should finally read that story.
welp poor sierra.
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
PELVIC THRUST OVERDRIVE
*CHARLES ATLAS SEAL OF APPROVAL*
That’s not how it happened!
Maybe this is round two?
Sierra came back to see if she could get sloppy seconds.
God dammit, Tucker!
What if Tucker is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy.
It’s a paradox. Oh noooo
Alternate universe! I knew it! Cop out! (Just kidding)
It’s still possible:
D and W – You need to leave
S – I need to leave?
(W and S start arguing)
(D gets fed up of waiting)
D – sorrysierraweloveyou
(Begin sexy times)
S – I needed to leave
Yeah I know it’s more than possible, it just didn’t seem that way at first.
Is there a sick on the door? There had better be a sock on the door.
Woul Sierra even know what a sock is, let alone what one on a doorknob means?
Wonder what she does in the winter. It gets cold in Indiana.
In Indiana (Terre Haute) right now, and I can confirm. It is FREEZING.
If it’s anything like here in the Dayton/Cincinnati area (and there’s little reason it wouldn’t be) , it’s more than just freezing.
The photo in this post comes to mind.
Two cannons have been fired and I am confused.
One cannon. It just was a split shot. The second part hit first.
Is there a stronger word than “needed?”
THIS IS DIFFERENT THAN WALKY DOES THE SEX OMG
I kinda prefer “Does The Sex” to “Performs A Sex”, actually.
That’s the sequel
Not really. You could splice up the panels and it fits well enough.
I think this page and the WPAS page happen at the same time, with the last panel of the WPAS one between the last two panels of this one.
First panel, not last. I need to study my porn more.
It takes a thousand hours to master something.
Ten thousand, and you can’t be fapping at the time.
That’s right – if you want to be good at directing porn, you have to spend ten thousand hours watching it for the *camera angles.*
“You need to leave.
We need to make money for Willis.”
Sierra could’ve helped, but clearly Willis didn’t want my money enough.
They’re selling their bodies for money for Willis!
Someone draw pimp!Willis.
And Willis has orders for more.
Now we know why he has that buffer built up so far ahead…..
….so he can concentrate on his smut! 😉
Heh heh heh.
Bu… Blai… eh… Damn you Willis!
Pretty much my entire sentiment.
Wait… is WPAS being ret-conned ALREADY?
…And I just read Willis’ caption. Whoops. 😛
Besides, WPAS can’t be the retconnee! It was written later!
Sierra is talking to us! Hi Sierra!
They could have at least let her grab a blanket and her wallet. It’s not too bad when you can have a sandwich and coffee to go with your sexile.
Someone should make gift baskets for being sexiled.
Some tissues, ten bucks, a nice hat, a shirt and pants, and a laptop.
It’s funny you think this’ll last long enough to be more than slightly inconvenient. It’s Walky’s first time. She can grab a snack and go right back.
This might be a bit of a spoiler, but… it’s actually Walky’s first *three* times, at least.
(Yeas, I’ve read WPaS. I was curious. Don’t judge me)
I judge you for implying that consuming WPaS would be judge-worthy.
I judge myself for typing “Yeas”.
… and also for what you say. I guess my Catholic upbringing did leave a mark, after all. Dammit.
I’ll try and undo that: I’ve read the two SP! Slipshines as well, and they’re pretty good.
Never heard the term “sexile” before, but it fits…..
Well, they could have just gone to Walky’s room and asked Mike to lea….
Yeah, okay, good decision there.
There is no way this could involve Mike that would not make it better.
Except for every way.
Your confusing use of double negatives make me unsure whether you advocate Mike’s inclusion in this story or not…
That’s passive voice, I think, not double negatives.
‘Any Mike involvement would make it better’.
You know…if I was asked by two people to leave the room and the request was made in unison and that those two people just popped out of nowhere….my first reaction would be “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” followed by “What’s your offer?”
Return to the room, in two hours. Or suffer our curses.
Curses? Like what? A catchy song about King Ramses? Flooding the room? Locusts?
Just a long string of the word “fuck”.
Being there during.
Side story happening at the same time as sexy times maybe?
Wait, I thought Dorothy had top bunk
Sierra might like the higher vantage point for reasons of reading.
Bunks don’t go over bunks. Bunks go over study areas. Everybody has top bunk, except I seem to recall Ruth (who has a single, being an RA) doesn’t have the same arrangement. Probably the wheelchair accessible rooms are singles.
But, yeah. You’re right. Dorothy does have top bunk. But so does Sierra.
Back in my day we didn’t have that option (we did in some dorms…)
“I feel the need…”
“…the need to do the deed!”
Hopefully things don’t happen too fast…
Well, as that one Tenacious D song said, “sometimes you don’t have to f@#k her hard.”
I just hope the Amazi-condoms prevent them from going to the Danger Zone and by Danger Zone, I mean abortion clinic.
I thought the Danger Zone was east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, South of Mars and North of Hell.
Let’s see now… east of the pacific, north from hell, west from London…
That would be the U.S.A. Or maybe Canada?
Well, seeing as Hell is a town in Michigan, I would say it’s most likely Canada
And no one picked up the Macho Man Randy Savage reference….
The Danger Zone is wherever Archer is.
I suppose A sock on the doorknob doesn’t work when the roomie is already in the room, but damn that’s cold! I only shared a dorm room for one year, but this never happened to me.
At the same time, would Sierra even know what a sock in the doorknob means? Or even what a sock is
You put the sock on your knob to prevent unwanted pregna – I mean intrusion.
Taking in unison gives me creepy vibes. Maybe it’s because of the Delightful Children from Down the Lane?
Walky and Dorothy: “Come play with us Sierra…forever and ever and ever…”
Sierra: “Sure, I’m game.”
Walky: “R-really?! Cool!”
Dorothy: “No, I was kidding!”
So, Sierra freezes to death outside?
And cue Faz in bear suit.
Because dorm hallways are freezing cold.
That’s one reference to The Shining that went over someone’s head.
Like the bearskin guy from True Grit? Because I always thought Dina would be better for that role.
And there’s another reference missed. But you weren’t snarky about it, so I’ll let that slide.
The DOAs from Down the Lane.
Well, Dotty got the hair color down…but not the eye color.
I’m pretty sure you meant to say pages, not panels.
Regardless, they need to make sure to put a sock on the door.
Who’s sock? Sierra has no sock…right?
That’s true, but surely Dorothy has some!
I’m pretty sure you read it wrong!
Looks like I did! Sorry, Willis. I thought the first part of the sentence referred to the DoA comic, and the second part referred to WPaS. No, I don’t know how my brain came to that conclusion either.
The sock on the door is a signal to the roommate. The roommate has been ejected already, and generally nobody else would have a key.
Looks more like third and fourth panels to me, though maybe the third panel is just Sierra talking to herself.
Okay, but…where does Ruth fit into this, walking in the halls with a shirt or something?
that should happen before today’s strip
She needed to leave.
I fully expected that to be the mouseover text.
I was saddened that it was not.
Dammit, now -I’m- saddened that it was not.
This comic got 100% cooler since Sierra came back.
Sierra makes everything better.
PRE-MARITAL HANKY PANKY!
PE-HARITAL MANKY PRANKY!
MRE-PARITAL PANKY HANKY!
HE-PRAMITAL RANKY TANKY
I totally forgot Sierra was Dotty’s roommate. I could’ve sworn she just like… lived in a tree or something…
Dude…seriously? Sierra’s not a chipmunk.
Do you claim to know Sierra’s real parents?
So, you’re saying Sierra’s parents are chipmunks?
Are you saying you know they aren’t?
Didn’t we see them on Parent’s day?
Amidst all the other… bleeeeeeh?
Those were her adoptive parents.
You ever see a chipmunk wear shoes? I rest my case!
Yes. I watched Alvin and the Chipmunks as a kid back in the ’80s. All six chipmunks in the show wore shoes most of the time.
Quickly Willis here an idea you might want to steal! I don’t care how just make it a thing.
and then they fucked.
And we all know what went down after that…
Let’s just say that The Big Bang happened.
emphasis in the verb”Need”
Gaaah it’s killing me how the Amber-Danny story keeps getting interrupted. Eyargh. So tired of Dorothy and Walky.
Argh. I guess I should be grateful that it didn’t cut to Billie and Ruth or something, but I would still ten million times rather see what’s about to happen with Danny and Blaine and Amber than any of these guys. SUSPENSE
Billie and Ruth will be the next Slipshine.
Nope! Next one is Shortpacked related
…then we will be gettin another DoA porn!
(Hopefully featuring Billie x Ruth)
It will be Ethan x Joyce, to the chorus of a million DYW!
Conquest and someone, then.
Dorothy and Walky tjen proceeded to have a lengthy, but enjoyable Chess Match. The loser had to admit that they know less about Monkey Master.
Also they used the Amazi-Condoms as Chess Pieces.
Gawd, Sierra is cute.
I SAW HER FIRST >:T
Darn, I really wish Slipshine had some kind of one-off day pass option.
Oh well, I’ll wait a few months before I can save the amount of money needed for the subscription
Maybe, like me, you can join slip shine when Willis puts his next one up there, as he has confirmed will happen. That way we get to view both at the same time, save up for a few months, and give Willis more credit for subscriptions at slip shine, thus increasing his chance of being paid to make more, thus furthering his plans to build the real Monkey Master and finally take over Hasbro, and creative control of all Transformers toys…. Right?
Somehow, Danny will screw this up.
Why does that 2nd panel remind me of those two creepy girls from The Shining?
This is going to cost Walky another pair of shoes.
((Is that still a thing, or does no one get that comment?))
((The above is written by someone who has not read the slipshine material in full, and any spoilers are unintentional.))
Aww! they are cute, standing there dripping all over everything-you have to leave now”, so ‘to the point’.
And Sierra is also cute. ‘I needed to leave’.
Somehow that just struck me as very very funny.
Well, the WDaS preview panels showed Sierra being shoved out the door by Dorothy …. in light of today’s strip it makes that even funnier.
I predict we will soon get a strip where Sierra is sitting in the common area; someone — such as Joyce — comes up to make conversation and Sierra lets it casually slip that Dorothy and Walky are doin’ the nasty back in the room. Hilarity ensues.
Dorothy in panel 2 reminds me of Foamy the Squirrel, eye twitch and all.
I’m laughing so hard I’m almost out of breath XD
I hope they will the polite thing and change Sierra’s sheets after they finish.
Dotty’s bed is the top bunk. At least it was when Walky spent the night before. Perhaps they both have those lofted beds with the desk underneath to save space.
Aw crap, she was wearing shorts?
Bought a subscription just to read it.. I liked it. True to style. Made me smile.
Holy crap, $30 for the Slipshine thing?
Ok. I admit it, I do enjoy the explicit stuff when I know the characters as people, but I don’t know about paying that much…
well, it is a site with a bunch of other sex comics 🙂
I have shelled out the year’s subscription to Slipshine (and been reminded why to a large degree cartoon porn does very little for me) and have now seen far more of David Walkerton than I ever wished to. I voted “Eh, who cares?” on the poll, but wanted a response more along the lines of “Cannot unsee!”
Oh, I forgot. I liked the punchline though 🙂
Can’t a girl enjoy her Slipshine subscription in peace? Yeeesh.
It’s funny thinking that Walk’ADor are gonna be porkin’ even as Amber is rushing to meet Blaine and Danny.
Well hell, maybe Danny’s finally gonna get laid.
I wonder how Amber will feel about walking in on that.
Seems a bit soon for Willis to have another one waiting for us. I’ll give him a month after most people’s monthly subscription to Slipshine ends to treat us to that.
Unfortunately the poll doesn’t have a “I checked out the preview but the facial expressions you used creeped me out and I don’t think any amount of sexing could overcome that anti-boner.” I love how the art works in DoA, but I guess Willis’s take on sex-faces isn’t my thing.
This might be an odd time to request it, but I’d really like to see a Sierra-centric story please! You know, if you were planning it or anything. I’d just like to know her better.
The adventures of Sierra on-line.
The subtitle of WPaS is “And For a First Time It’s Surprisingly Not Embarrassing or Aggressively Terrible”.
Question — is the ‘first time’ in the subtitle referring to Walky’s first time hitting a home run, or Willis’ first time drawing porn? 😉
It’s the first time that it wasn’t embarrassing or aggressively terrible
Wait a second.
That second panel shows Sierra in top bunk.
Did they seriously have sex in Sierra’s bed?
I guess we’ll have to take your word for it
No, see above re: work below, party above.
Everybody has top bunk.
… Except perhaps Danny and Joe, I think they have bottom bunks but I can’t be arsed to go looking. It was just after Joe x Roz the first time.
I think I remember Billie pushing Danny down onto a lower bunk.
That was the floor!
Fear the day you see Sierra’s right eye.
:O Does she have the college equivalent of Chuunibiyo?!
Really love all the little touches in your comics. The top halves of their heads creeping in look just perfect. Guess I’m gonna cave in and see about finding some spare bucks next month, but it will feel like a ridiculous waste to spend 25$ just to see thirteen pages :p
Seventeen pages. The extra 4 pages is what makes it worth it.
Thirteen pages. The first four were/are available w/out the subscription.
I’ve already seen the first four, thirteen to go :p
I thought that was Sal.
Sal is different in almost every way
I mistook Walky for Sal and Dorothy for Amber. I’m kinda dissapointed.
Oh, I can see that. Now I am too 🙁
Leave or join in. Decide fast because this is happening.
Well, at least this time, if someone guesses “sexiled”, barring a retcon, they’ll be right…
LOL. I just love random one-shot strips like this.
Poor Sienna, though. I used to have a roommate who always wanted me out when she had her boyfriend around. Some sort of Roomate’s agreement, she’d say. The problem was, I never had a girl around myself, so she never left me alone like I did.
I hated the hell out of that girl.
They had the opposite sex share the same rooms together?
I’ve got three opposite-sex roommates. I’m not in college, mind. [Also, lesbians are a possibility.]
Interestingly, this strip could be interpreted as being the way the incident is seen and remembered by Sierra, and the mentioned panel as being the same from W&D’s viewpoint.
OMG, Dorothy’s face in panel 2. It will never be topped.
Reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines.
“Listen to me. I think you’d be glad later
if you weren’t here now.”
Animal House, right?
Yep. Hoover had the best straight lines.
I like the implication that they started doing it while Sierra was still in the room.
According to the previews they were starting to do it in the elevator before they ever got *TO* the room.
I bet they didn’t even give her time to put her shoes on!
Oh right, she doesn’t wear any.
I had a friend once who was told the same thing, but he was concentrating so much with his videogame that his roommate had no choice but banged his girl while he played his game
There are plenty of other options out there.
God damned paywall!
…Not… Not that I want to see…
No backing away from this one
So…with Danny occupied I guess Sierra will run into Joyce?
Curse yooooouuuu, I finally caught up, and it’s on THIS ONE.
Wow, away for a week, and get this awesome storyline to read on my return. I loved this page, and the children of the corn vibe in panel two is hilarious. I see I might have to finally break down and get a slipshine account.
Has anyone made a gif or somesuch animation of Walky and Dorothy’s heads creeping up into view?
Because someone should totally do that.
Mammals ARE weird…
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