THE KICKSTARTER IS OVER! …. now it’s time to beat you over the head with, instead, the knowledge that I will be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF. Table 105, first floor!
THE KICKSTARTER IS OVER! …. now it’s time to beat you over the head with, instead, the knowledge that I will be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF. Table 105, first floor!
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Let the fucking begin!!!!
*plays “Awaken Pillar Men” from JoJo Soundtrack CD on hacked muzak*
This sets off a chain reaction of everyone in the dorm hooking up, until everyone has gotten laid except Joe and Joyce.
And Sal. Because she said that out loud, the laws of fiction dictate that she can’t have sex until after Joyce does.
the laws of yuri state that she will have sex at the same time as joyce, with joyce
Sorry, Dotty got in there first – after sharing a night of drunken revelry together, the laws of yuri dictate that Dotty and Joyce must hook up and make sweet love to each other – and THEN Joyce can get it awn with Sal afterwards. Or maybe at the same time. But she must do Dotty first. 😉
Presumably before getting it on with Joyce, Sal would have to duel Beckyto the death, because while Dorothy is her fated rival and nemesis, Sal would be an unwelcome interloper not to be borne, and only blades would suffice in place of words.
This too is yuri
The Dotty/Becky/Joyce/Sal orgy will leave no survivors.
Didn’t know Yuri Gagarin had a set of laws – oh, wait
Yeah, it was always kind of weird that he demanded that this be his true legacy.
Sex montage!
I must approve of this song, even if I personally do not associate it with horny lmao
You would if you watched “If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device” and witnessed the Fabstodes – https://youtu.be/I9n6iMeIW8A?si=zefXP7Iz38FqjQ9N
“Look upon my smooth Auramite. My oiled joints. My well-rounded chassis. My thermic reactor pulsates,
with smooth, velvety beats.”
*oil_spurt.mp3*
“If Joyce gets fucked first, she can GET FUCKED”
…
“wait no”
Did Joyce extend her Teleport to include Joe? How’d they get down while both staying covered? _Why_ did they get down from the bed? Is butts disease infectious? Is Jeph Jacques correct?
I also find this confusing. Almost as confusing as Sal leaving via the door.
I find it more confusing that she’s using Danny’s actual name here instead of calling out to “WONDERBREAD!” for sex
Gotta transition eventually. “Oh God Wonderbread!” doesn’t have the same Slipshine sound as “Oh God Danny!”
sounds like one of those french bread commercials. Like the old Orangina ads.
I can only imagine he held the blanket out like a matador while she climbed down the ladder.
I was spending some time trying to figure out how they got down the ladder while keeping Joyce covered.
Payback, I guess?
https://www.dumbingofage.com/bunk/
The previously established Rules of Cooperative Dorm Sharing dictate (see what I did there?) that Sal gets first shot with Danny. So Joyce/Joe got off the bed, to make way. (Ain’t ready for the foursome/orgy clause of the Rules) When Sal/Danny are done, then Joyce/Joe can resume cuddling.
I pledged to the Kickstarter with only minutes to spare! Very excited about and very sorry to my wallet
Woo!
Joe has a nice back and butt.
oh yes
a pretty nice front too
Joe got more cake than Joyce lol
This disparity cannot stand. Joe’s gotta introduce Joyce to the squat machine, STAT
And Dorothy still outshines them both.
Hmmm. Ok we’re gonna need some kind of a 3/4 angled lineup for a scientifically objective assometrical comparison
that kinda claim requires evidence
In fairness Joe is like 2-3 Standard Joyce Masses
I imagine I look like Joe from the back. But it’s more likely I look like Hank Hill.
Also Sal you’re not a virgin, it’s not a race
we know she’s not because of jason (and prolly some other past hookups) but i doubt she ‘cared’ about any of them as much as danny
C’mon, Danny! Little DJ needs his/her future mom to get some practice!
Well, to her it probably feels like decades since she got laid.
Butts for days. I do love Sal’s absolute refusal to be behind Joyce in the getting boned department. Only question now is if doe-boy Danny is gonna be more sensitive than an increasingly adult Joyce.
Danny claimed he was willing and even eager to eat Sal out on demand, now he has to back that claim up
(Much like Joe should back it up
That ass
Yeeeeeaaaahhh
Joyce too for that matter)
They got their socks on!!
. . . but not their rocks off.
Not yet. Gotta wait for Sal/Danny first. ‘Cause reasons?
And their sock are matching their undies. And now I am worried, I do not have matching socks and undies. Should I have that? Is that something people notice? Can I buy them in sets?
1) No 2) No, or at least not chill people 3) probably but only because companies will sell anything
Only the most elite have matching socks and undies.
Well, I have only black socks and black boxers…
Does that mean i’m elite?
gross
LET THE GREAT SEX RACE BE—
Wait, no, no that’s bad right?
Joyce: “How long do you think it will take her to find him?”
Joe: “Just long enough…”
Joyce: “Let Operation: Hanky Minus Panty commence! But, shut the door first.”
Bit confused about the last panel — what’s that blue thing in the bottom left corner?
I think it is a bean-bag – the misshapen, deforming, diseased butt of chair kind.
Beanbags. https://www.dumbingofage.com/saucy/
Even the furniture has Butts Disease
It’s terrifyingly contagious. Or so I’ve heard.
I kind of thought it might be the outline of Dan’s hat.
Grimace, the purple/blue shake eating monster from old McDonald’s commercials. Brother’s in a bad way after getting fired from on air so now he’s doing product placement wherever he can.
Sal’s making it weird. She should do the polite thing and tell Joyce she has a beautiful body.
I guess she was taken by surprise to see Joyce there and possibly didn’t know how to respond to it.
What, and just ignore Joe’s ass? Those perfect cheeks? Those gluteal delights? I think not???
Wrong twin for the bisexuality, IIRC, but personally I get where you’re coming from!
And Joe. He’s got a beautiful body too.
Many people are saying this.
Bi(g), strong men!
With tears in their eyes!
And “gimme” motions in their fingers!
Now youse speaking’ my language!
LMAO It’s time I guess!
The perfect amount of non-planning to answer Sal’s question, “Why ain’t we fuckin’?”
for some reason it’s so cute to me that both joe and joyce have matching socks and undies
Damn Joe
Both of them teleported to the floor?
Joyce’s teleportation power is like Nightcrawler’s, it affects a radius around her.
I like to picture them awkwardly climbing down while still holding the blanket in front of themselves.
I really hope I make it to TCAF this weekend. …and it’d be nice if I could find my doa t-shirt
Ahhh, the greatest motivator – spite
If Joe needs the blanket to cover himself too, then the sun must have risen again
… is THAT what he’s named it
So Joe and Joyce got out of bed and down the little ladder while still holding the sheet/blanket in front of themselves?
…why?
DECENCY.
I mean you could probably see Joe’s ass from the FRONT. Boy is thicc as HELL. He got a booty like pow pow pow. Plush rump, quarter, etc.
But why get out of bed at all?
Because staying in bed implies that there is something more to hide than there is
I don’t see how it does
So we can see the cheeks
Because Sal has ruined the Mood, so now it’s time to get dressed and have breakfast.
The Comics Code Authority demands it!
Even when webcomics are not adherents to its shackles!
Clearly to give Sal / Danny the space for their “why ain’t we fuckin’ non-marital (but probably martial) hanking-panking. Cuddlin’ couple has less claim than fuckin’ friends.
Sal wants the D…
The D stands for Danny.
I completely understand wanting to have sex with my s/o before Joyce.
Is it that Americans don’t apologize or that Sal doesn’t apologize?
When in doubt, it’s usually best not to make a sweeping generalisation about an entire nationality based on the actions of an individual.
Yeah, Americans donʻt like generalisations about groups of people.
It’s well known that Americans have nothing in common.
They’re pretty united if you start talking about Outdoor Cats on social media.
(Please do not start talking about Outdoor Cats)
Haha, that is a whole thing isn’t it?
Special Agent Gibbs says to never apologize: it’s a sign of weakness.
Special Agent Gibbs is a loser and a terrorist.
Loser is a matter of opinion I’m not sure you could support well.
How the hell do you come up with terrorist?
Both? Both. Both is good.
Sal said she came to this bakery for her BREAD not for CAKE, good DAY you two!!!
Also, apropos of butts and horny nonsense and two of the three people in this comic, I have created a dreadful fan narrative, to be viewed here should one so choose: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55752664
o 0 O {Joyce, when you retrieve your phone from where you’ve thrown it, }
BWAAAAAAhahahaaa
–Dave, that was an -extremely- good dreadful fan simulation
Thank you, thank you, I’m legit quite proud of my Dina voice there haha
This was fantastic and deeply plausible.
Ah, so Joyce’s bra did come off at some point. Was kinda ambiguous there for a bit.
It was established some days ago that it was on the floor. Joyce didn’t sleep in her bra.
Yup, Danny found a Joyce’s bra on the floor next to Sal’s jacket.
Derp. Was too busy peeking at shoulder to read the dialog balloons >_<.
… Same.
She took it off a couple comics ago, with a subtle “Holy shit” expression on Joe’s face.
Shirt* not bra.
Where has Butts been? Or do they only appear for Jennifer’s booty?
Joe with the whole bakery back there, dang.
My boy be servin’ up challah for days
No wonder Joyce wants that bread in her face like her screenname is “Roko”.
Fuck now I want challah, them stuff is good :9
get you a man who respects leg day
And glutes Week.
I disagree, those glutes do not look weak to me
Willis from the top rope with the Slipshine fakeout!
Unfortunate.
pivoting to a Sal/Danny slipshine perhaps
[Gazing Respectfully]
[Gazing Not Even Remotely Respectfully]
[Gazing How Am I Even Managing To Type Thisly]
[Drooling Openly Like a Damn Tex Avery Wolf]
What a nice-ass couple. As in, a couple with nice asses.
I have hopes for them. The couple that asses together, stays together.
As a lesbian, I’ve never had a more intense reaction to a guy’s dumpy as I have Joe’s
anyone can appreciate a good butt
Poor Danny has no idea what’s coming for him.
I see what you did there.
(unlike danny)
I like this strip and y’all all know why I like it.
It’s like he drew it just for you! xD
Naw if he drew it just for me we’d be seeing the opposite side of them.
“Butt, butt, butt, butt!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBwZrG4HzkM&ab_channel=Robby_
doing god’s work, joyce
… so I don’t get WHY Sal’s turned on by this sequence of events, but apparently she is?
Spite. The answer is spite.
It’s like when biologists play videos of pandas mating to try and make pandas mate.
Even if it gets them horny, that’s still a far cry from getting pandas to do it.
Despite being carnivores, they only eat a specific type of bamboo of which only 2% is digested, so they don’t really got no energy for sex.
From what I’ve heard, Pandas mate all the time…in the wild. They just don’t do it in captivity. They just have very very specific fertility windows.
Oooooh you mean pandas in general.
I was thinking of the giant panda.
Maybe they value their privacy.
Doomed to failure, pandas aren’t into that vanilla stuff. They need to show them videos of pandas sitting on balloons until they pop.
“Ah yes and here comes the Panda out in her Dominatrix outfit. And she’s chewing on her bullwhip. Clearly punishing the masochist panda by denying it attention”
panda in high heels
stepping on an accelerator pedal
which is connected to a cake
i would consider it a competitive thing versus just feeling flustered and rushing to danny for that reason lol
She isn’t turned on, she just has a competitive streak sometimes, like when she wanted to have sex with Danny before Walky and Lucy boned. Which, is probably a whole lot easier now, granted.
she’s gonna assert dominance by dragging danny back in their room and f*cking in front of joyce/joe lol
She isn’t, she just has a mission to complete
She’d never admit this, but I think it’s less that Sal’s turned on and more that she’s scared and confused by the idea that she’s not particularly scandalous or edgy in comparison to everyone else in her dorm, particularly someone as infamously “innocent” as Joyce. It’s an unfortunate consequence of how her parents (and, most likely, her teachers) spent her entire childhood pounding in the idea that she was born to be a stereotypical “bad girl” and nothing else. And while she may have reclaimed a lot of aspects of that stereotype for herself, she still has this knee-jerk reaction anytime someone or something implies that she isn’t 100% mad, bad, and dangerous to know, e.g. literally every interaction she has every had with Malaya.
Wait a minute…
The site banner with Sal stepping into the room is literally this strip, isn’t it? XD
yup
Absolutely goddamn brilliant.
I guess one could say Joe is still doing his job of being a good wingman to Danny???
How does Joe have the best butt in this series? Is it all the working out he has done? Did he get an amazing Butt on purpose? How can one attain that level of booty?
ghe and jacob do work out , i imagine that contributes to it even fif you don’t do ‘glutes’ workout specifically? but y’never know, could be good genetics too since his father is also considered ‘handsome’/a bit of a maleslut (pos)
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be…unnatural.
Just a heads up, I accidentally reported this comment, mb.
Anakin, it’s as I said! The Jedi, they’re taking over!
hauling that much chest and arms (and dick) everywhere he goes
has hidden benefits
benebutts
I seem to recall that multiple people have gone on record saying that Walky’s butt is also Hella Fine. I don’t quite have the aesthetic sensibilities to judge for myself, but it’s possible he might also be a contender for Best Butt in the Series (despite not working out at all).
Dang joe’s butt is quite a sight XD
I have no complaints
So many of us have “Butts disease,” and the only solution is more butts.
I thought it was more cowbell?
I just realized while updating the appearance counts for the scoreboard that, at some point during their drunken night out, Dorothy became the third member of the four-digit appearance club. (Joyce, of course, is the first, Walky’s the second.)
they went from sitting on the bed to standing beside it? why? that’s so damn awkward and unnecessary
I think primarily so that Willis could draw them from the back :-p
Joe’s about to look down and to his left.
I think Joyce was too freaked out by being seen in bad with Joe that she wasn’t really thinking about the consequences of getting out.
Joyce being awkward and unnecessary is very in character for her, and Joe is kinda following her lead these days as much as humanly possible.
aside from the incredibly bizarre change of pose in the final panel, Joe and Joyce having socks that match their underwear is very Brad Majors and Janet Weiss of them, which fits Joyce (or at least her churchgirl sweatervest aesthetic) but it does not fit Joe at all.
In fact, why is Joe even wearing socks? Nearly all men I know who sleep in their underwear like he does get too hot, they would never wear socks in bed.
He has poor circulation in his legs, due to his height. It was established somewhere around Books 3-4, but I can’t be arsed to find where.
Shall I just cue up Creature of the night?
so does Sal count as Magenta then
YES.
“Viiiicce….”
Sorry – Sorry…
‘Rocky’ flashbacks…
Well he is a perfect specimen of manhood
Also impressive; Joyce and Joe being able to get down from the top bunk together at the same time, without letting the sheet slip, without showing skin, and without an audible comedy sound effect.
Joe _and_ Joyce both blushing in panel 2
–Dave, yep, he done changed some since last semester
Danny cowering in shower, thinks: “OMG! Sal never calls me Danny unless I’m in trouble!”
Glad that Sal meant it when she said Joyce could borrow her clothes. I can only imagine the discourse we would have over “I said it but I didn’t mean it”.
I wonder if we’ll stay with Joe and Joyce, or switch over to Sal and Danny. As adorable as JJ has been, I’ve been looking forward to more of SD.
Joe, whatchu doin out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Sunday morning?
appropriate Asher avatar is smirking appropriately
DYW being real subtle about promoting the upcoming double slipshine shadowdrop
I mean, if we’re arguing semantics, Sal technically already has done it before Joyce. Maybe she meant having done it with Danny before Joyce did it with Joe?
Yeah she must mean romantically
Yeah, she means with Danny. She started dating Danny long before Joyce started dating Joe, so now she’s aiming to fix the obvious injustice of Joyce taking her relationship “faster” than Sal.
I think it was only a few days, actually. I think we’re only 9 in-universe days into the spring semester.
RIP Hat Guy.
The ME will later report “…what remained of his face, was smiling.”
His pelvis will be missed
Zapp Brannigan and Fry, chained to the wall.
The Spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised.
Joyce and Joe are like
*teleport behind you*
“psssh…nothin sexuel…kid…”
Girl has priorities
See? Fakey.
Pretty sure Danny’s missing classes today (for some reason or other…).
Getting a big Brad and Janet vibe all of a sudden.
wow come on, you both wears SOCKS while sleeping ?
“Gitcher pants off, wonderbread. We’re doin’ this before Joyce beats me to it.”
*Danny confusion intensifies*
He’s probably whiling time away in the shower right now, and he’s about to be in there for even more time, yet.
Ok, that’s a university freshman fantasy right there.
My Freshman year was very boring.
So I was about 33% correct, Sal saw JoJo with very little clothing on in bed and went “Oh, I need Danny in me yesterday.”
Sal “dating is a game and I will win it” Walkerton
Is anyone else absolutely flabbergasted by how Sal was able to cast a shadow from that window to them in the top bunk there?
I mean, from yesterday’s comic, you’d have thought she was standing over them. But looking at the window now, I don’t think it’s even a little possible for her to have SEEN much beyond a lump under a blanket.
(Shhh! It was good for storytelling purposes! Just pretend the sun was still rising…)
Is Joyce tiny, Joe huge or both?
both
Joyce is going to think Sal’s still a virgin
Cakes! Cakes everywhere!
I’m kinda curious how they got down while apparently trying to stay covered by the blanket given the way down is a ladder and they were sharing the blanket
The fact that they both apparently slept with socks on DISTURBS me.
Right? The only place socks belong is in shoes. (And laundry hampers and washing machines, I guess.)
About the only time my socks come off is for when going into water (swimming, shower, etc), to change them, or if it is particularly hot. Maybe every once in a while if I need to scratch an itch or something, but otherwise, they stay on nearly all the time. Also, I never walk around the house, or outdoors, without some form of footwear, whether slippers, shoes, boots, or whatever.
I used to mock it, and then I tried it on a particularly cold night and I do it sometimes.
Yeah it’s winter for these guys, they might suffer through socks
Good to see Sal not being negative about the situation or accusing Joe of impropriety or something
She’s using his name, so you know it’s serious.
But not The Middle Name
My goal in gym is to have a butt like Joe.
Also, won’t nobody talks about Joyce’s one?
Genetics, squats and lunges unfortunately
So, Sal and Danny shower sex episode upcoming?
god i love Sal’s facial expressions
Wait is Sal a virgin?
No, but she has never had sex with someone she has regarded as a boyfriend.
She’s SO REAL FOR THAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is my all time favorite strip in Dumbing of Age. It’s perfect.
Joyce is cosplaying as pink shorts boom op guy from Star Wars!
And we didn’t miss May the Fourth by much.