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Male anatomy

by David M Willis on August 25, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: agatha, mary, ruth

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 25, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    HAW

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      August 25, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      My opinion of Ruth just went through the roof!

      • Nena
        Nena
        August 25, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

        That was a very clever response from her wasn’t it? Hahahaha

        • F
          F
          August 25, 2014 at 8:45 am | #

          I hate to be that guy, but for Ruth to use that hand on that cheek means the other girl was running away and the dick came for her from behind.

          • Adork
            Adork
            August 25, 2014 at 10:21 am | #

            Either that or it was a mistake and it was drawn on the wrong cheek. Because really it should have been on the left side instead of the right, right? Because if she was running or even turned away the fingers would be pointed more towards the nose right?

            • Random832
              Random832
              August 25, 2014 at 12:12 pm | #

              Or It was a mistake and was drawn on the wrong hand – the handprint is clearly of a left hand, to my eye.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                August 25, 2014 at 3:12 pm | #

                Run you fool! The Willis has to kill you now.

              • Aelia
                Aelia
                August 25, 2014 at 5:02 pm | #

                OR she drew it on her right hand, clapped her hands together, and then went for the double-slap?

                • xKiv
                  xKiv
                  August 25, 2014 at 6:31 pm | #

                  Or she slapped her left cheek so hard that the print appeared on the other cheek.

                • Jen Aside
                  Jen Aside
                  August 25, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

                  or Ruth just gave Mary a “looks like she was slapped with a hand with a dick drawn on it” facepaint job and had just been drawing on her own hand to remind herself what a dick looked like

              • George
                George
                August 25, 2014 at 11:46 pm | #

                Or maybe Ruth drew on the back of her hand in anticipation of the pimp slap?

            • Reltzik
              Reltzik
              August 25, 2014 at 9:03 pm | #

              So, wait.

              If Mary got slapped with a dick-drawn left-hand hard enough on the cheek to leave a transfer….

              …. where did the first, right-handed slap land?

          • venomlash
            venomlash
            August 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm | #

            Glad to see I’m not the only guy who caught the continuity errors.

          • Tunasammich
            Tunasammich
            August 25, 2014 at 9:08 pm | #

            nerrrrrrds

      • L33tmaster
        L33tmaster
        August 25, 2014 at 2:42 am | #

        See and now you can show others the problem, good job Ruth.

        • symbiote01
          symbiote01
          August 25, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

          …assault charges notwithstanding.

          • zmm
            zmm
            August 25, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

            Mary won’t press any..
            because it would involve pictures being required of her now dick-face.

            Though I suppose she’s not the best at forward thinking.

      • Junky
        Junky
        August 25, 2014 at 10:56 pm | #

        HAHA, this is great, never thought of doing that, that’s brilliant 😀

      • Aisling
        Aisling
        June 9, 2015 at 7:05 pm | #

        +9000 approval!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 25, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Hoo Haa even…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6MhvjUy3DQ

      • The Aussie Bloke
        The Aussie Bloke
        August 25, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        Mary totally deserved that.

        Love the dual-wielding Susan avatar, Plasma!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 25, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

          Susan really fits he mood for today’s comic so it’s all good. ^_^

          • saltchocolate
            saltchocolate
            August 25, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

            Definitely!

    • Koms
      Koms
      August 25, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

      I’ve never loved Ruth more..and Mary should have known better than to ruffle the feathers of Ruthless.

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      August 25, 2014 at 4:25 am | #

      Now thats a dick slap!

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 25, 2014 at 3:12 pm | #

        You win.

      • slicedtoad
        slicedtoad
        August 25, 2014 at 6:45 pm | #

        Heh, I can even hear it Cheryl’s voice.

  2. An Average Loser
    An Average Loser
    August 25, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Holy Dongers.

    • L33tmaster
      L33tmaster
      August 25, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

      This reminds me of how i meet your mother……

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAtH1HO8L0

      • L33tmaster
        L33tmaster
        August 25, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

        I mean how i “met” your mother

        • Robin
          Robin
          August 25, 2014 at 7:26 am | #

          For a nickel.

  3. AHR
    AHR
    August 25, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Wow Mary don’t call your RA a conga.

    • Marc in MN
      Marc in MN
      August 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Maybe she was going to say Canuck? Isn’t Ruth from Canada? 😉

      • lejwocky
        lejwocky
        August 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        that she is

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        “YOU STUPID CRAPPY RA”

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        That’s…worse…maybe? I honestly don’t know.

        • Psi-Baka-Onna
          Psi-Baka-Onna
          August 25, 2014 at 8:21 am | #

          Maybe she was going to go British on us & call her a cow?

          Next week she’ll develop a cockney accent and start calling everyone slags.

          • Jason
            Jason
            August 25, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

            …Wait. That’s not used outside Britain?

            …Huh. There’s the thing I learn today.

            • Theycallmenoone
              Theycallmenoone
              August 25, 2014 at 11:20 am | #

              We use cow here in Canada. But it’s not a particularly common insult.

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                August 25, 2014 at 12:02 pm | #

                Not since everyone realized how pretty cows are.

                • Sambo
                  Sambo
                  August 25, 2014 at 6:53 pm | #

                  I am cow, hear me moo
                  I weigh twice as much as you
                  And I look good on the barbecuuuuue

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 25, 2014 at 7:05 pm | #

              some people use it when they want to sound British here in America.

              • Fots
                Fots
                September 13, 2015 at 2:32 pm | #

                Some people use it in America when they want to call somebody fat.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        August 25, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

        She’s not from Canada; she’s Canadian, so she’s from Canadia, duh.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 25, 2014 at 3:43 pm | #

        college student?

    • alex
      alex
      August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      no, no, she was going to say “car” she’s a new reader and still confuses Ruth and Carla

      • rachel
        rachel
        August 25, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

        man all the cars around here, amirite???

        I can’t distinguish amongst red-haired characters :(:(:(

        just kidding they both hotties

        • lejwocky
          lejwocky
          August 25, 2014 at 2:14 am | #

          Dat Ultracar <3

    • PsychokineticEX
      PsychokineticEX
      August 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Really disliking how Willis has handled Mary in DoA. At least she actually had some depth in Roomies. Now she’s too much like SP! Malaya (prior to hooking up with Ultra Car), just sorta being around to be unlikable and bongoy.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 25, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Mary and Malaya: Partners in Unpleasantness.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 25, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Mary’s ‘depth’ only really happened because she was supposed to be one kind of character and ended up a different kind and that needed to be dealt with.

        • PsychokineticEX
          PsychokineticEX
          August 25, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

          I never said it was much depth, just more than what we’re seeing now

        • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
          DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
          August 25, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

          The original Walkyverse cast dealt with Mary?!

          All I remember happening is when she learned she hit a home run with a guy she met, then lashed out at Danny in a violent rage, blaming him for it, and having no further appearances in Roomies! after that. When Sal was on the run in It’s Walky, she broke into Mary’s house, and once Mary learned Sal wasn’t here to kill her, she went right back into her trademark predatory Yuppie Church Lady mode, gloating about how she was married with a bun in the oven, and how it all must be divine favor for being oh so holier than thou or whatever. Sal then called her out on what a lousy friend she was back when they were in high school, causing Mary to call her an “Ungrateful bongo” with an intense ‘HOW DARE YOU!!’ look on her face. Her hubby came into the scene, causing things to cease to escalate, Sal left, Mr. Mary brought up that it was probably the legally responsible thing to do to notify the authorities. His wife agreed while darting her large eyes to her left with an expression on her face like a thief who had just been caught in the act. After that, I have no further memory of her involvement with the rest of the cast.
          I must have missed something. Archives anyone can recommend?

          • 4th Dimension
            4th Dimension
            August 25, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

            Well she was originally Danny’s friend:
            http://www.itswalky.com/comic/mary-nono-nono-send-her-back/

            • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
              DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
              August 25, 2014 at 8:11 pm | #

              Hmmmm…The good taste in clothes didn’t start in DoA, I stand corrected.

              Far more of a voyeur than I remember…’Yandere’ would describe her.

              I did gather her predatory behavior was motivated by extreme self-inflicted insecurity. Figure Raidah’s desperate control / demagoguery issues with her relationships are motivated by the same.

              DoA Mary is still a bit of a time bomb, but not a STEALTH time bomb like the original. The Mary of this strip isn’t catching anyone by surprise with how she turns out to have problems having this new musk ox brand of subtlety.

      • NF
        NF
        August 25, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

        Mary doesn’t have any depth because no one will stay around her long enough for her to demonstrate any side of her personality other than angry and judge-y.

        • jaxx sentinel
          jaxx sentinel
          August 25, 2014 at 6:40 am | #

          I do believe you are right. Honestly shes less bongoy here than ever before

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          August 25, 2014 at 6:51 pm | #

          Maybe she can get some depth if somebody can put her SIX FEET UNDER LOLOLOLOL

      • MM
        MM
        August 25, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

        At least Malaya doesn’t beat around the bush about how much she hates you.

      • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        August 25, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

        We’ve already got Raidah.
        I kind of like this new oaf of a Mary, despite how she may not be explored much further, beyond serving as everyone else’s foil, that is. The original Mary…….Let’s just say I’m absolutely terrified for her child.

        I’ll take the tall, snappy-dresser, occasionally put-upon malcontent Mary over that.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          August 25, 2014 at 10:29 am | #

          What child?

          • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
            DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
            August 25, 2014 at 8:13 pm | #

            If she lied about being pregnant to put in airs with Sal, none I guess.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        August 25, 2014 at 1:10 pm | #

        Malaya had depth in the beginning & always seemed more likeable to me.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        August 25, 2014 at 1:19 pm | #

        She’s had… *checks tag* …35 appearances in the strip, most of them non-speaking and in the background. Give it some time.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 25, 2014 at 4:32 pm | #

        Here’s a relevant question: how many strips has she been in as opposed to how much attention has she received by the comic? You can’t have character depth and development if a character is hardly shown.

    • Thores
      Thores
      August 25, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I thought maybe she was saying “stupid cow”. The c word seems a bit far for her “everyone is a sinner” attitude. Though one of her defining character traits *is* being a huge hypocrite.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        August 25, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

        How could she not be? Perfection is unattainable for mere mortals, because there can be only one Jesus, so of course she is holding everyone to a higher standard than she herself can measure up to. That is why hypocrites are really morally superior. At least that’s what Neil Stephenson tells me.

      • Ed Rhodes
        Ed Rhodes
        August 25, 2014 at 5:55 am | #

        I thought “cow” too!

  4. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    August 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    A well deserved bongo-slap!!!

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      She did not think this complaint through.

    • Pink Freud
      Pink Freud
      August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Ruth is really starting to leave her mark on people.

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        August 25, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Thread winner at 52 posts! Congratulations!

        • Badeyes
          Badeyes
          August 25, 2014 at 2:21 am | #

          I speed scrolled down looking for the first bongoslap comment, and Pink just made it even better.

          • Pink Freud
            Pink Freud
            August 25, 2014 at 4:56 am | #

            I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t go witth he Rick James joke that first jumped into my head.

  5. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    August 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    HAHAHAHA!

    • Tokuprince
      Tokuprince
      August 25, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

      Seeing a fellow Rider fan in the comments is great.

      • Evil Midnight Lurker
        Evil Midnight Lurker
        August 25, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

        There’s more than one of us, but I’ve been using this avatar for twenty years and it’d take one heck of a Rider to make me switch.

        (Amazi-Driver. It needs to happen.)

        • Jarid Scott
          Jarid Scott
          August 25, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

          20 years? Evil Midnight Lurker from Sailor Moon Expanded?

          • HMRC4EVR
            HMRC4EVR
            August 25, 2014 at 9:22 am | #

            I thought that was the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight from The Tick.

            And another Rider fan here. Started watching weekly with Decade and really enjoying Gaim. Faiz is my favorite suit and henshin.

            Mary…is not my favorite anything. She’s an unpleasant bongo, with apologizes to the ladies in the comments section.

            • Evil Midnight Lurker
              Evil Midnight Lurker
              August 26, 2014 at 3:10 am | #

              It is, but even befoe 9/11 I thought calling myself a Bomber on the internet was just asking for trouble, so I tweaked it.

          • Evil Midnight Lurker
            Evil Midnight Lurker
            August 26, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

            That’s me, in fact 🙂

  6. MightionNY
    MightionNY
    August 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Mary’s lucky she only has ONE dong on her face.

    And her teeth.

    • Emperor Kiva
      Emperor Kiva
      August 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      True

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Why do you think her mouth is closed? She doesn’t want people to know she got all her teeth knocked out.

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Fun Fact. Do not trust anyone who can go from 0 to 100 like Mary just did here. Like…that’s just the sign of an otherwise unstable person.

    • JebJeb
      JebJeb
      August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      I know a few people like that. They’re very fun to watch.

      • Llamaturtle
        Llamaturtle
        August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        From a healthy distance.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          August 25, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

          I’m not sure if she’d still be visible to the naked eye from a healthy distance . . .

          • Kiggy
            Kiggy
            August 25, 2014 at 1:50 am | #

            ^^^THIS^^^

          • Bionic_Doctor
            Bionic_Doctor
            August 25, 2014 at 3:08 pm | #

            Haha, so true!

  8. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    August 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Excellent.

  9. Fit-to-freak
    Fit-to-freak
    August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Mary sucks, but lets be real- Ruth is a terrible R.A.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Also, that could count as sexual harrassment.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        So could that thing she did to Billingsworth.

      • Llamaturtle
        Llamaturtle
        August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        And regular assault!

    • Tanarin
      Tanarin
      August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      But… wouldn’t doing this actually make her a GOOD RA? I mean a bad RA would just ignore her, or worse, actually do as Mary said.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        August 25, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

        A good R.A. is always prepared . . . with a sharpie!

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          August 25, 2014 at 3:20 pm | #

          Does May know how to get rid of that marker? She just has to go over the penis with dry erase marker . . .

          Wait, how did you get in here? What do you mean, deathmark for using the dry erase meme? No! Get away! Someone help me!

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        August 25, 2014 at 8:20 am | #

        Nope. All jokes aside, you shouldn’t be hitting people as a way to handle problems.

    • nothri
      nothri
      August 25, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

      Ruth is the RA this dorm deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

  10. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    That made my day.

  11. Saru
    Saru
    August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Very impressed that she seems to have drawn a dick on both hands before slapping her with the left.

    • Marc in MN
      Marc in MN
      August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Ha! I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was wondering how the logistics of that slap worked out….

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Yeah, she drew on the wrong hand from what the “slapped” panel indicates

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        She drew a dick on her hand, then slapped Mary and drew a dick over where she slapped

        EASY PEASY

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          She slapped Mary SO hard that the ink actually soaked through to the other cheek.

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          Alternately, Ruth caressingly wiped the make-up off where Mary covers a large pink birthmark, then drew a dick over THAT

    • Rocketboy1313
      Rocketboy1313
      August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Yeah, the last panel needs to be mirrored and would be fine, but as is…

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        Not with “just” mirroring it, then the whiteboard dicks would be the wrong way around.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        August 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        1. Mary needs to be on the left-hand side of the first panel since she speaks first, also so the action reads in the right order.
        2. Ruth is left-handed.
        3. Mary has to be walking in the opposite direction when she leaves so that the action is clear. The slap also has to be on the side facing us.

        Acceptable losses.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          August 25, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

          At first I thought Ruth slapped her on both sides but then I noticed it was just her cheeks blushing.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          August 25, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

          Oh. I just thought the Ruth waited until Mary started to stalk off, and then pressed her left hand against the left side of Mary’s face from behind. That seemed (a) more like the imagery, and (b) more like Ruth.

        • Heatth
          Heatth
          August 25, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

          Mary’s first speech was already occupying the whole top of the panel, though. It would be read first anyway, even if Mary is located on the right. See the second panel where Mary is now right from Ruth and, yet, still talks first.

        • Jesus DeSaad
          Jesus DeSaad
          August 25, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

          and you didn’t think to select just Ruth and Transform>Flip Horizontally?

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            August 25, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

            you didn’t think to read #2

            • J-Debs
              J-Debs
              August 25, 2014 at 1:56 am | #

              This seems much less noticeable since nobody cares what Ruth’s dominant hand is but everyone can plainly see this mistake.

              • David M Willis
                David M Willis
                August 25, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

                I should definitely ignore Ruth’s handedness in a storyline where the handedness of the titular character is presented as a potential clue.

                • J-Debs
                  J-Debs
                  August 25, 2014 at 2:26 am | #

                  Ah I see. Still don’t think it matters much though. I doubt anyone really thinks Ruth did it anyway.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  August 25, 2014 at 2:40 am | #

                  What do you mean? Of course Ruth did it.

                • tinfoil theory
                  tinfoil theory
                  August 25, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

                  It was Ruth? I thought Mary did it to disgrace her because she wants to replace MegatRuth.

                  Motive, opportunity, …

                  Also, can’t follow AmaziGirl’s logic there. I thought she was trolling for a list of suspects there.

                • Toad
                  Toad
                  August 25, 2014 at 3:37 am | #

                  Wouldn’t she want to draw with her dominant hand though? I know I can slap with either hand much better than I can draw with my off-hand.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  August 25, 2014 at 1:31 pm | #

                  Of course Ruth did it. Compare the art on Mary’s cheek with the image on the board behind her. Total match. Case solved.

            • Random832
              Random832
              August 25, 2014 at 12:21 pm | #

              I’m still a bit confused. Her… artwork in this comic does not seem to be such a masterpiece that it could not have been drawn with either hand, so her handedness isn’t all that relevant to the act of drawing itself.

              The confusion is that the comic appears to portray 1) Ruth drawing on her right hand with her left hand 2) A left(?) handprint on the right side (opposite left) of Mary’s face.

              And the handedness isn’t necessarily a potential clue – this is set in a country that uses a writing system that goes to the right, so “right” and “forward” are arguably conflated in people’s minds regardless of what hand they draw with.

            • Jesus DeSaad
              Jesus DeSaad
              August 26, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

              So even easier, you could have flipped the entire last panel.

              “I done goofed” works faster and more decently as an answer you know, nobody would nitpick after that. Instead you’re turning this into a Streisand Effect.

              • Alex
                Alex
                August 26, 2014 at 2:54 pm | #

                Then you disagree with #3?

        • ClockworkCoder
          ClockworkCoder
          August 25, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

          I’m just going to believe that Ruth slapped Mary so hard that the picture went through the left side of her face entirely and ended up on her right cheek.

          • Firekeeper
            Firekeeper
            August 25, 2014 at 6:35 am | #

            I agree Lord Maximilian, that make the most sense.

            Also hi, how’s life and all that.

        • Badeyes
          Badeyes
          August 25, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

          Cartoon physics
          ;^)

        • Tsakta
          Tsakta
          August 25, 2014 at 5:10 am | #

          I just thought Ruth did an open palm hit against Mary’s face; no curve, just straight forward. It seemed funnier.

          • Eukie
            Eukie
            August 25, 2014 at 6:22 am | #

            Yup. A lot funnier. (But the palm marks don’t agree; they’re from a right hand.)

            • Random832
              Random832
              August 25, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

              Wait, what? The palm mark definitely looks like a left hand to me, which is what’s so confusing.

              • Eukie
                Eukie
                August 25, 2014 at 2:08 pm | #

                …let’s pretend I said “left”, so I don’t look like a giant idiot.

          • Slinx
            Slinx
            August 25, 2014 at 11:11 pm | #

            This is also what I thought.

        • Eukie
          Eukie
          August 25, 2014 at 6:21 am | #

          My initial reading was that Ruth didn’t slap across the face, she made a straight push against Mary’s face. While the slap marks do indicate that the left hand was used to slap, the lack of a thumb mark makes it easier to confuse the left and right hands.

          You could probably make it less of a sacrifice if you change the hand-mark to be a right hand still on the right side of Mary’s face; it’ll have been a somewhat weird way to slap someone, but it’ll not involve hands suddenly being mirrored.

        • What Was The Question Again?
          What Was The Question Again?
          August 25, 2014 at 7:33 am | #

          Though note in future that there is NO way to slap someone on the face so that it leaves a palm print on one side of their face and a thumb mark on the other without breaking their nose in the process.

          Step 1: Google Image “slap to the face”
          Step 2: GET PRACTICING ON YOUR SLAP DRAWINGS!
          Step 3: recieve nothing important in relation to this except a smug sense of self satisfaction comparable to the one that people get when pointing out errors in your art.

        • Adork
          Adork
          August 25, 2014 at 10:56 am | #

          Can we just say that Ruth slapped her so hard that the imprint went through to the other cheek?

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 25, 2014 at 1:08 pm | #

          Willis – I completely understand points 1-3. What I’m not completely clear on is why the thumb mark on the face has to be up and not down.

        • Rocketboy1313
          Rocketboy1313
          August 25, 2014 at 5:58 pm | #

          The composition is correct.
          Now it makes me think that if she drew the dick with her left hand, and hit her with her right. She is somewhat ambidextrous.

        • HiEv
          HiEv
          August 25, 2014 at 6:48 pm | #

          Purely out of curiosity to see how hard it would be to fix, I took a stab at it. It took me about an hour, and I messed up Mary’s hair in like three or four different ways, mainly the direction of the hair in the middle and the pointy-bit I ended up making on the right, but it does fix the problem of which cheek the smack mark is on.

          Mr. Willis, it’s really your art, so let me know if you want me to delete that.

          • George
            George
            August 26, 2014 at 6:51 pm | #

            Oooh, I like that. The resentful glare over the shoulder feels pretty natural.

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I choose to believe she waited until Mary turned her back in disgust. No one ever slaps someone’s face from behind, it can be a new trend.

      • Kru
        Kru
        August 25, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

        the finger marks would go towards her mouth instead of up along her eye

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      August 25, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

      I’m going to pretend she actually did a double slap, and there’s a dick on both cheeks, we just can’t see the other one.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 25, 2014 at 1:33 pm | #

        Sounds like a perfectly acceptable head cannon to me.

        • George
          George
          August 25, 2014 at 11:49 pm | #

          Head cannon?
          http://xkcd.com/1401/

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            August 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm | #

            Head cannon?
            http://turntherightcorner.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/transformers-4-age-of-extinction-still-lockdown-head-cannon-3.jpg?w=1024

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 26, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

              Now THAT is a head cannon.

              • tinfoil theory
                tinfoil theory
                August 26, 2014 at 7:22 am | #

                But how did it talk?

    • jaxx sentinel
      jaxx sentinel
      August 25, 2014 at 6:45 am | #

      As someone whos done this before, the trick is draw it on your right with a wet marker, clap your hands and smack the hell out of someone with your stamped hand. The mark can be washed off your hands easy but the slapped one is in for some heavy scrubbing.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      August 25, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

      Clearly, moments before the slap, Ruth suggested that Mary should turn the other cheek.

      • M-M
        M-M
        August 25, 2014 at 11:59 am | #

        Well played!

  12. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth Lessick’s 1,000-Year-Old Secret Technique: Dong-Mark Slap!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      August 25, 2014 at 11:33 pm | #

      Nearly 24 hours since I posted this comment and not a single person made the obvious Major Armstrong reference? What is this comment section coming to?

  13. Darbinator716
    Darbinator716
    August 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    That just made me so infinitely happy.

  14. Supahotfiyah
    Supahotfiyah
    August 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    What did the five fingers say to the face? Slapppp!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Ruthless, Everybody! Ruthless!

    • Joe
      Joe
      August 25, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

      Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead?

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    In Australia that would count as a peudo-turkey-slap.

  16. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Ruth is a terrible RA but funny as Hell. one of my favorites.

    Couldn’t happen to a better candidate…suits you Mary.

  17. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    August 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I feel a strange need to completely agree with Mary on this subject regardless of how my own opinions.

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      August 25, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      It seems I got slapped so hard I forgot how to type.

      • Komd
        Komd
        August 25, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

        Hahahaha….win!!

  18. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    August 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Wait shouldn’t Ruth be drawing on her left hand not her right?

    • gercunderscore4
      gercunderscore4
      August 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m assuming that it was a back-handed slap.

    • mr. purple
      mr. purple
      August 25, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      yes, the slap mark on Mary’s face is of a left hand

  19. arank11
    arank11
    August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Much better than just drawing it directly on her face

  20. yusaku777
    yusaku777
    August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Man, Mary should have known better, especially when Ruth took the time to draw on her left hand as well, so she could smack Mary in the right cheek.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 25, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

      I think you’ve got it.

  21. Morty
    Morty
    August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh, Oh yes.

  22. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh god I nearly pissed my pants I laughed so hard!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      August 25, 2014 at 3:23 pm | #

      Kegels would help with that.

  23. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    August 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Mary totes had that coming. And yeah, that faux-affable smile of hers is creepy.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 25, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I don’t trust smiling Mary as much as I’d trust Sal in a Christian uniform.

  24. newllend
    newllend
    August 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    That’s a nice way to have fun with slapping someone across the face.

  25. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    August 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Well that’s one way to dickslap someone

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      August 25, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      truest of dickslaps.

  26. Rob Carlson
    Rob Carlson
    August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Some dick jokes are just perfect. This is one such dick joke.

  27. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Is it wrong? Well it’s Mary, but still, yes.

    Did I laugh? Yes, yes I did.

    Am I going to hell? WELL, seeing as how I don’t believe in hell, no.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      August 25, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      Yep, pretty much. Complete with “well, it’s Mary” as a level of general wrongness.

  28. Ailorn
    Ailorn
    August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    YAY! Bonus points to Ruth 😀

  29. John
    John
    August 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Soooo…. how long before Ruth and Mary are makin’ out?

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      As soon as Mike and Carla become a thing….

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 25, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

        carla’s gay

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          August 25, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

          …or was that the joke?

          • John
            John
            August 25, 2014 at 2:29 am | #

            Carla’s asexual but homoromantic.

            I dunno about newllend, but my joke was that Ruth’s actions here look a lot like her flirting technique with Billie back in the beginning of the strip.

  30. Pat
    Pat
    August 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    um… Ruth is drawing on the wrong hand for the slap to be on that side

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 25, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      I was just about to mention this
      The hand-print on Mary’s face looks like a left hand…but she was drawing on her right hand!

      …oops!!!

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 25, 2014 at 2:46 am | #

      I can slap you on either side of the face with my dominant hand. We don’t know which direction on Ruth’s hand the art faces. 😀

      • Eukie
        Eukie
        August 25, 2014 at 6:25 am | #

        We do, actually. If you look at the slap patterns, it has to come from a right hand.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 25, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

          Mary is facing right. The mark is on her left cheek. The thumb is facing up and the fingers facing her ear. By your logic the slap would have to come from a left hand, not a right.

          • Eukie
            Eukie
            August 25, 2014 at 2:07 pm | #

            You’re entirely right, by my logic the slap had to come from a left hand, which is what I wanted to communicate yet somehow didn’t manage to. ^_^;

  31. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    I wonder if this makes Ruth the WhiteBREAD Ding-Dong Bandit?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 25, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

      The dick drawing on Mary’s face is the same as the dick drawing on the board behind her.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        August 25, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

        –oh wait, the cast has already decided it couldn’t be her because she’s left-handed, and indeed, her drawing would’ve been facing the other way. Dang.

        I guess I still accuse Malaya, then. (She doesn’t live on this floor, but she could be trying to get Carla’s attention or something. Without Mike, she’s the only character I can think of who is both obnoxious and tenacious enough to do it.)

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          August 25, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

          no wait, Mary!
          I am late to the Mary-accusation party

          • Bionic_Doctor
            Bionic_Doctor
            August 25, 2014 at 3:20 pm | #

            I like your first idea better! This could be the start of a romantic courtship between Carla and her secret admirer, entirely made of lewd drawings and physical pranks… Man, we need more romantic comedies like that

  32. chris73
    chris73
    August 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Can anyone fill me on Marys problem? The change in attitude from panel two to three was quite a jump.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 25, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      She’s an insane, self-centred ultra-fundie, who’s not getting her way re: dicks on whiteboards. Panel 3 is the hatred that underpins her whole personality appearing when her fake-niceness fails to cause people to comply with her demands.

      • chris73
        chris73
        August 25, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        Cool, thanks.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        August 25, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        Also she enjoys lording (no pun intended) her superior morality over others. Well, her perceived superior morality, anyway. Not sure if it’s entirely evident here, but I’m betting it’s feeding into her outrage. Mary’s the kind of person who gets upset about a thing, and then gets even more upset when everyone else doesn’t find said thing as objectionable as she does. And then she uses their lack of rage as proof that they’re terrible people.

  33. Regalli
    Regalli
    August 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    … This is such a terrible thing to do, especially as an RA…

    But because it’s Mary, I really can’t blame her. (Amazingly, I’ve voted for more Mary in the DoA poll before. I forgot that that would mean suffering through more Mary being awful in the hopes there might be a layer of not-terrible underneath. Also, I was wrong.)

  34. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    August 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    In other news: Agatha looks like a female Mike.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 25, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Hence their impending ship.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        August 25, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        I am ok with this!

    • Inlaa
      Inlaa
      August 25, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      No way. The eyes and eyebrows are all wrong.

    • MM
      MM
      August 25, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      Maybe they’re long-lost twins.

  35. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 25, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Uhohs. Mary’s gonna tell on Ruth to the RD.

  36. Rani
    Rani
    August 25, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Looks like someone got a fucking slap.

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 25, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      What so Ruth hand sexualy harassed Mary ?

  37. Ben
    Ben
    August 25, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Gihii…. She just got Cock-Slapped.

  38. isitsevenyet
    isitsevenyet
    August 25, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Has NO ONE thought of rubbing alcohol yet? Yeesh.

    • cj95
      cj95
      August 25, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Rubbing alcohol destroys whiteboards.

      Takes off the outer layer that makes it eraseable in the first place.

      • isitsevenyet
        isitsevenyet
        August 25, 2014 at 4:03 pm | #

        Hmm, didn’t know that.

        Still, it’s not the only solution, and I’m surprised that all these college students, with Google at their disposal, have somehow not begun removing the vandalism themselves.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 25, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      Besides there have been more removing permanent marker posts in previous comics than you can poke a stick at.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      August 25, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

      Also baby wipes work better on skin. Takes it right off almost immediately.

      • whatintheliteralfuck
        whatintheliteralfuck
        August 25, 2014 at 10:31 am | #

        Fire works better. it ensures a dick wont get drawn there again.

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        August 25, 2014 at 7:55 pm | #

        But I don’t want to take off my skin

  39. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    August 25, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Isn’t that the bongoy Christian girl?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 25, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      Yup! Mary is Joyce without the redeeming qualities.

      • isitsevenyet
        isitsevenyet
        August 25, 2014 at 4:06 pm | #

        Eh, not really, IMO. Mary doesn’t actually *believe* the stuff she professes. Joyce is actually sincere about her beliefs, but in this comic she is refreshingly non-judgmental compared to the original version of herself.

    • Nena
      Nena
      August 25, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

      I hate bongoy Christian girls. They are the worst! There was one on my floor at IU. 😉 I plead the fifth on whether or not I drew a devil and 666 on her whiteboard. *whistles*

  40. cj95
    cj95
    August 25, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Also….physical assault anyone?

  41. Caffieanted
    Caffieanted
    August 25, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    That was satisfying.

  42. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    August 25, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    So far Ruth has publicly tossed Billie’s ass during a floor meeting, suplexed Blaine during Horrific Parental Abuse Weekend and Mary still thought it was a good idea to go off on her? She’s lucky she only got a smack in the face.

    She’s not wrong of course, Ruth is a terrible RA and something should be done about it. That something is not screaming in her face but reporting her to her superiors.

    • Nena
      Nena
      August 25, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

      RAs can be even more fucked up than their charges. Lord knows my RA had lots of skeletons in her closet. Kinda felt sorry for her.

    • John
      John
      August 25, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

      To be fair, Billie and Blaine both took the first swing. Mary may have assumed that, so long as she didn’t initiate actual violence, Ruth wouldn’t respond with it.

      • Annie
        Annie
        August 25, 2014 at 4:17 am | #

        Or Mary just thought her scolding Ruth about the issue would make Ruth say “Oh! You’re right. I have been slacking. I’ll get right on that.”
        She’s Mary. She’s narcissistic. She thinks everything that is important to her is, or should be, important to everyone. She also thinks she’s perfection itself and that anyone with the brains God gave a goat would agree with her.
        And going along with her narcissistic tendencies, when neither of these expectations are met she loses complete control of her emotions and flies off the handle.

        So, I doubt she did any real thinking about it before screaming at Ruth. And if she did any thinking about it before approaching Ruth about the topic initially, she didn’t think much beyond feeling certain that her incredibly fake nice-nicey, sweet-as-honey approach would get Ruth to see the light and do as Mary asks/demands.

  43. Packy
    Packy
    August 25, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    My money’s on Mary being the culprit behind all the dick pics.

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 25, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      Agreed. (Posted at the same time – see below.)

  44. StClair
    StClair
    August 25, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    Also, I suddenly have a new prime suspect.
    Her attitude in those first few panels is very much “so, have you seen what I did? How are you going to respond, eh? How about punishing everyone on this floor for being immoral Godless heathens, eh? If you don’t, that means you’re irresponsible and unworthy of your position! One that should be held by someone of unimpeachable moral character, like myself!”

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      August 25, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      … I can so totally see that from Mary. Even if she didn’t do it, that is exactly her thought process anyway.

    • RJ
      RJ
      August 25, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      Yeah, this strip convinced me that Mary is the dingdong bandit. She’s being way too confrontational – wait, actually, that’s not out of character – she’s being way too *nice* about this confrontation and then flipped when it didn’t go her way.

      Also she drew Joyce and Sarah’s door decorations. She knows how to draw! The pieces fit!!

      • Salmo
        Salmo
        August 25, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

        I’m pretty sure there is no dingdong bandit. A number of people unrelatedly got the idea to do it at the same time. The dingdongs just look too different.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          August 25, 2014 at 10:26 am | #

          There was a ‘DingDong the Witch is Dead’ sale at the stencil booth.

          It was, however, premature, as Ruth did in fact come back out of her room eventually.

        • 4th Dimension
          4th Dimension
          August 25, 2014 at 10:26 am | #

          Yup. My money would be on that too. Some girls saw what was happening at Joyce’s door and got the idea to troll their friends. In the mornign they were surprised to learn somebody did it on all other doors.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          August 25, 2014 at 9:11 pm | #

          A number of people independently chose to use permanent, rather than erasable markers, when all the whiteboards would have had erasable markers next to them?

          That is highly improbable.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        August 25, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

        Hmm. Mary is an Art major too; that would also explain why she didn’t go for just one style of dick pic. Totally possible!

        • Nena
          Nena
          August 25, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

          It is strange that Mary is an art major. I bet she’d throw things at the art model for being nude and immoral.

          • Annie
            Annie
            August 25, 2014 at 4:20 am | #

            Actually, I read Mary as being more of the type of art student that thinks their style of drawing is absolutely amazing and is insulted by the idea that she should branch out and work in different styles and media.

            Or maybe I just had too many of those types in my art classes in college.

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 25, 2014 at 7:49 pm | #

              That’s… unfortunate that someone would refuse to branch out. Other styles and media are fun!

          • gwalla
            gwalla
            August 25, 2014 at 4:38 pm | #

            She’s going to get a rude wake-up call.

            Unfortunately she’s the kind of person who will just keep hitting the snooze button forever.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      August 25, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

      It’s also very Mary to commit a crime and yet still be completely convinced that she is innocent of any wrongdoing.

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 25, 2014 at 5:09 am | #

        She only – I mean, SOMEONE only did it to force Ruth to either act like an R.A. should (again, like Mary, of course), or by failing to do so, reveal her unfitness for the position.

  45. Sageress
    Sageress
    August 25, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

    Mary, when you smile you’re sort of adorable.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 25, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

      Yeah, she should stop that…it creeps me out!!!

  46. Nono
    Nono
    August 25, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    …Mary is somehow related to Sydney Yus, isn’t she. Just read her dialogue in that tone.

  47. Tandel
    Tandel
    August 25, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Is this my new favorite strip? This might be my new favorite strip.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 25, 2014 at 7:50 pm | #

      it wasn’t back when Dan imagined the kiss?

  48. Nena
    Nena
    August 25, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

    Did Mary call Ruth a conga? Wow. That is really Christian of her! hahaha

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      August 25, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

      Seeing as there are only two hyphens after the letter c I’m going to guess Mary was going to saw cow, because a Christian would never utter such vulgar language.

      • Kennerly
        Kennerly
        August 25, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

        You don’t know many Christians do you.

        • MrSirk
          MrSirk
          August 25, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

          Nope. Just trying to put up a case in the purpose of self interest.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        August 25, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

        I don’t think the hyphens are substitutes for letters here; she’s talking, not typing; she was just cut off abruptly. I don’t think the number of hyphens here indicate how many letters were left out at the end of that sente–

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          August 25, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

          (Huh. That was two hyphens; when I posted it it converted it to an em-dash. Anyways, two hyphens are an accepted alternative to an em-dash.)

      • Nena
        Nena
        August 25, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

        Fundie Christians with anger issues will use any tactic to wound others.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 25, 2014 at 5:43 am | #

      Pot(Mary), meet Kettle(Ruth). Pot calls Kettle a conga, Kettle slaps Pot and the fandom rejoiced.

  49. Bloop Bloop Bloop
    Bloop Bloop Bloop
    August 25, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

    Isn’t that dick on the wrong side of her face?

    • Black Bumblebee
      Black Bumblebee
      August 25, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

      I was just about to say that. Since she’s drawing on her right hand, the slap “should” be on the other side of her face… unless she somehow got her from behind?

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 25, 2014 at 1:11 pm | #

        If you’re facing someone, you can slap either side of their face with either hand. The actual problem is the orientation of the mark, not it’s placement.

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      August 25, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

      Maybe in the last panel we’re seeing her reflection in a mirror.

  50. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    August 25, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

    I can see Willis wanting to do this strip for a loooong time xD

  51. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    August 25, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

    I am sad that this is going to come back to haunt Ruth (how can it not??), because it is such a perfect response to Mary’s unreasonableness. (Other than being violent, that is!)

    What is Ruth supposed to do? “Well, better skip my classes so I can stand here in the hall and bring the bandit to justice with nothing but the force of my pure outrage…”???

  52. danshive
    danshive
    August 25, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

    Someone sure thinks she’s the boss of people.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 25, 2014 at 5:41 am | #

      Well, Ruth is the people’s champion.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        August 25, 2014 at 9:27 am | #

        Ruth is secretly Dwayne Johnson?

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          August 25, 2014 at 10:23 am | #

          Secretely?

          “Don’t step into the pimped out fridge, Jack..”

  53. spw44
    spw44
    August 25, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    Mary was being a bongo, but Ruth is also a terrible, terrible RA. I can see why her students would be frustrated with her. I don’t think she’d last very long at a real university before getting fired

    • Nena
      Nena
      August 25, 2014 at 2:02 am | #

      You would be surprised. I’ve seen some shitty RAs with even worse behavior get away with shit.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      August 25, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

      Her superiors seem to think she’s doing a good job, or at least they did before Billie’s false fire alarm. And then there’s this going for her.

  54. Rigomi
    Rigomi
    August 25, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

    It bothers me that the handprint is backwards.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      August 25, 2014 at 2:51 am | #

      Why wouldn’t Ruth slap with her dominant hand?

      • Annie
        Annie
        August 25, 2014 at 4:27 am | #

        Tinfoil, because Ruth is left handed, she drew the penis on her right hand, not her left.

        Willis said up-thread that basically it had to happen that way because Ruth is left-handed, because we need to see at least most of Mary’s face as she’s leaving, and if Mary and left by going to the right of the panel, rather than the left, it would read like she was walking toward Ruth and/or just generally be confusing.

        I figure it came down to either 1) Have Ruth write/draw with her right hand this one time or 2) have the hand print and dick drawing be on the wrong side of Mary’s face.
        Since being left-handed is actually a pretty major character trait for Ruth, maybe on par with her red hair, and that it had been mentioned earlier in this storyline that any left-handed persons couldn’t be the ding-dong bandit, it makes sense that Willis would go with Option #2.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        August 25, 2014 at 9:15 pm | #

        Well, she had to DRAW the dick with her dominant hand.

        • tinfoil theory
          tinfoil theory
          August 26, 2014 at 7:19 am | #

          That is no reason why she couldn’t slap with her left hand also, and then the hand print matches.

          And then drawn a dick on the imprint her hand left. Notice how it goes from left to right.

  55. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 25, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    Man, Mary’s gonna find out about her and Billie and makes a thing out of it, isn’t she? And you know she’s going to be a huge bigot about it being same-sex.

  56. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    August 25, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

    Ruth is the most unrealistic thing about DoA. And yes, including AmaziGirl. I can’t imagine not one girl from as way back as *orientation day* didn’t complain to someone about her CRAZY THREATS OF VIOLENCE.

    • neeks
      neeks
      August 25, 2014 at 1:34 am | #

      Well according to Ruth, the administration approves of her methods as long as they get results.

      • chisci
        chisci
        October 15, 2014 at 11:36 am | #

        also when billie mentioned it to daisy she didn’t believe her at all, calling it revenge fanfic iirc. the way i figure, between girls who don’t care about her method, girls who don’t really get her method at all, girls who are intimidated by her method, girls who figure it’s normal and a good way to go about managing a dorm wing, girls who don’t think complaining would be worth the trouble, girls who mention it not toadministration and get dismissed… like the ones who do complain about it could be few enough for higher ups to think it’s a particular problem rather than bad method, or not something big enough to get Ruth out of the program, considering that nobody else is complaining. Or something like that anyway idk

  57. Dave
    Dave
    August 25, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

    “…Cow!”. I choose to believe she was about to say “Cow”. XD

  58. neeks
    neeks
    August 25, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

    I love how Mary focused on the “nothing” in Ruth’s response and completely disregarded the “right now” part which implied that Ruth will be doing something at some point. She just zeroed in on whatever vindicates her negative expectations without any expectation of Ruth ever redeeming herself in Mary’s eyes (which is probably impossible, as hatefilled as Mary appears to be.)

    I’m sure Ruth has something in mind for the whiteboard issue, and she will see to it in the fullness of time. It’s not like RAs aren’t students, too.

    • Lone Wolf
      Lone Wolf
      August 25, 2014 at 11:55 am | #

      Yeah, I was surprised that nobody else in the comments section so far seemed to have caught the “right now” part of Ruth’s statement. Or if they did, they didn’t feel it was worth noting.

  59. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 25, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

    I didn’t notice she was smiling until the alt text told me so.

  60. nothri
    nothri
    August 25, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

    Well, realistically this would get Ruth in so much goddamn trouble. But as a gag it is hilarious! 😀

    • jaxx sentinel
      jaxx sentinel
      August 25, 2014 at 6:36 am | #

      In a liberal arts school? Not really, especially when they obviously sanction her methods. I mean not all do it but a few do

  61. Kryss LaBryn
    Kryss LaBryn
    August 25, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

    And now Ruth is my goddamned hero. One fell swoop. Heh.

    *Fistbump*

  62. Deinol
    Deinol
    August 25, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

    Somehow I never recognized Mary before. Looking through the archives with her tag, she’s really irritating in the dumbiverse. Much more so than she was in Roomies.

  63. toonie
    toonie
    August 25, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

    I like Ruth in strips where there is no hint of her duties as an RA, but then when I see strips like this… I just can’t stand people who abuse their power. If you can’t handle power, don’t take a position of power. Ruth has obviously had a shit life. That doesn’t mean it’s OK for her to go around abusing her position whenever she feels like it. Lucky for her that Billie ended up falling in love with her so all’s forgiven (plus Billie ended up being crappy back to her, but NOT from a position of power), but I still haven’t forgotten that she’s a bully, a thief, and incompetent at her job. I hope she deservedly loses her position so I can just enjoy the rest of her character and watch her develop as a person without hating her. And I don’t even like Mary. I just hate people who take advantage of what they can get away with.

    • WingedBeast
      WingedBeast
      August 25, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

      Yeah, both she and Mike press my buttons… in a way that Mike doesn’t over on Shortpacked. I think it’s because, while this is a comic strip, it’s more grounded than the other. It’s not that someone pulled a “drama tag” accidentally releasing the drama, but that this started out with the kind of grounding that wouldn’t randomly have an Ultracar character.

      In a “real world” kind of setting, Ruth isn’t acceptable and Mike is a serious threat.

      • toonie
        toonie
        August 25, 2014 at 6:18 pm | #

        Yeah, Mike is a little weirder to get now since he is just a “normal” 18-year-old, not a real-life troll with basically magical abilities. Overall, DoA is just more grounded, which is great! It deals with a lot of real-life issues, which I love. I’m just still waiting for the payoff with Ruth’s RA business. I get that she tried to redeem herself by getting Billie another cheerleading outfit, but it’s like… oh, thanks for replacing the outfit YOU stole (through the keys you have to everyone’s rooms, what a responsible person you are) AND cut up with ANOTHER stolen outfit, awesome. Most everything else has consequences in DoA, so I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop here. And then she wants to talk about consequences of actions with Billie – oh, please. Don’t make me laugh.

    • Bionic_Doctor
      Bionic_Doctor
      August 25, 2014 at 3:39 pm | #

      I’m relieved to see other people react negatively to the sickening way Ruth abuses power… Maybe I’m just taking the comic too seriously, and of course some if the abuse is recognized, since the unhealthy element was an essential characteristic of her relationship with Billie, but still: so many people cheer her on when she gets oppressive, it’s a little scary. Sure, Mary is HORID, but her lack of authority (and I’m guessing, friends) makes her less of a threat I guess

      • toonie
        toonie
        August 25, 2014 at 6:21 pm | #

        It started out funny with her forcing everyone to attend the RA meeting, but I assumed she would still be fulfilling her responsiblities, albeit in a gruff manner. Nope, she just doesn’t do her job, except when she has a chance to a) talk down to people or b) beat someone up. If she just didn’t have her job, none of this would be even half as irritating, or really even bothersome to me. Beat people up and call them fatties on your own time, Ruth, not when you are the one being paid to take care of them.

    • BassBone
      BassBone
      September 10, 2014 at 9:39 pm | #

      I’m glad I’m not the only person who can’t stand how Ruth abuses her power.

  64. rachel
    rachel
    August 25, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

    a) ruth could get in really serious trouble

    b) GO RUTH, YOU RULE, THIS IS SO SATISFYING

    c) will mary ever get characterization beyond asshole? if she doesn’t, that’s ok I guess! but she’s got her own flaws that look good all splayed out, just like the rest of ’em

  65. March
    March
    August 25, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

    I do not ever endorse physical violence in normal circumstances, but JFC, no one needed to be slapped more than this girl. (That said, bad Ruth, no.)

    • March
      March
      August 25, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

      That said, Ruth’s position as Mary’s RA makes this very bad, and an abuse of power. Which is bad. Very bad, and not okay.

  66. okay
    okay
    August 25, 2014 at 2:14 am | #

    calling it male anatomy is pretty cissexist, js. i get that it’s the character doing it, not the author, but it would be nice if it was called out or something to show that the author doesn’t agree. what ruth is doing is really gross as well, but it seems like she’s getting called out for it… someone in a position of power shouldn’t be abusing those she has power over.

    • Krey
      Krey
      August 25, 2014 at 2:31 am | #

      So, I’ll be honest, This is the first time I’ve tried to comment on any of this but… Whoa, Calm down. Cissexist? A Ding Dong is a piece of Male Anatomy. It is a Sexual organ, belonging to the Male Sex. This isn’t about Gender. 😐

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 25, 2014 at 2:44 am | #

        yeah, no, sex is a social construct

        • Krey
          Krey
          August 25, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

          Except if you read the Dictionary, where it is now established that Sex “tends to be used to refer to the biological differences.” Sex is about Biology. Gender is about identity. I don’t get how someone’s Sex is a social construct. Society didn’t make my Dingdong. But by the same token, My Dingdong doesn’t make me a male, it’s simply a Male characteristic.

          • Kerry
            Kerry
            August 25, 2014 at 2:58 am | #

            did you even read the link?
            a penis is only male if it belongs to a male person

            • Krey
              Krey
              August 25, 2014 at 4:54 am | #

              Uh, Tumblr is not a valid ‘source’ to prove your argument valid. I’m sorry, Tumblr is awesome, and a great place to voice opinions, but It’s not something you list as a source. Sex is not a social construct. Sex is Biology. A Penis is a male characteristic. Can it appear on those who identify as female? Yes. Those people generally go through unfortunately barbaric and invasive surgery to remove that reminder of nature’s mistake.

              By saying a penis is only male if it’s on a male, you’re basically saying Transwomen should just close their eyes and focus really hard, and then their penis won’t be an oppressive mistake forced upon them by biology, it’ll be a female penis? I’m sorry, I can’t do this anymore without just, flooding everything here. I’m going to focus on the Funny and enjoy the comic that I deeply enjoy.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                August 25, 2014 at 5:46 am | #

                this person on tumblr is explaining why “biological sex” is a flawed concept, referring to phenomena that all exists and is commonly known
                here are links for each of the things they mention:
                enlarged clitorises
                micropenises
                internalized testicles
                vaginal agenesis
                cisgender XX males
                cisgender XY females
                I’m not saying trans women (with a space) just have to get over their dysphoria, but not all trans women even HAVE dysphoria, because penises are not inherently masculine

              • blegh
                blegh
                August 25, 2014 at 7:03 am | #

                are you a trans woman? bc if not, i do not see how you are in any position to comment on trans women’s bodies. you don’t get to decide what is or isn’t an “oppressive mistake forced on” anyone but yourself.
                also, it’s nice that you acknowledge the existence of intersex folks, but you seem not to realize just how common it is for chromosomes, hormones and anatomical features to not match up with the perceived sexual binary. what i’m saying is, gender is a social construct, “biological sex” is way more complicated than you know, and you have no right to designate maleness or femaleness to anything that doesn’t personally belong to you.

                • buckybone
                  buckybone
                  August 25, 2014 at 6:58 pm | #

                  The way I see it…biological sex is completely irrelevant to anything that doesn’t involve a doctor’s visit. The only thing that matters in everyday life is gender presentation, regardless of what parts someone has or used to have.

                  Also, this whole “not all trans people have dysphoria” needs to stop. Sure, “dysphoria” might mean any number of things, not all of which are physical (mine was mostly the “emotional fog” type, which cleared up completely after a week of more spiro than I should’ve been on), but the bare-minimum requirement to be trans is to have some kind of dysphoria.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 25, 2014 at 8:21 pm | #

                  nope
                  the bare minimum to be trans is to identify as trans (i.e. a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth)

              • okay
                okay
                August 25, 2014 at 1:06 pm | #

                it’s true that many trans women have surgery if they have a penis, but that does not mean that a penis is a male characteristic. many trans women have dysphoria related to their genitals, but there are trans women who experience dysphoria only in regards to their chests, and still others that experience no dysphoria at all. additionally, as “blegh” pointed out, many trans women DON’T see their genitalia as a “mistake,” and that’s a completely personal decision. additionally, trans women who experience dysphoria with regard to their genitalia but cannot have surgery are harmed by the idea that penises are male genitalia.

                • Bionic_Doctor
                  Bionic_Doctor
                  August 25, 2014 at 4:01 pm | #

                  Ok, really ignorant cis-person here, but eager to learn (also, not native English speaker): I used to share this belief that gender refers to the sexual construct, and sex to the physical “underpinnings” (sorry for the terrible formulation), and is not necessarily binary, as Kerry importantly pointed out. Though the associations between gender and sex are clearly a social construct, and rigid categories of sex are constructed as well, they might still be helpful to designate phenotypes if not genotypes? My stupid question is the following:why retain the distinction between sex and gender if in the end gender alone should decide of what we name these parts? Or am I missing something important? I really hope my question is not offensive

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 25, 2014 at 4:56 pm | #

                  there is no reason to call a penis “male” or a vagina “female”
                  labeling bodies “male” and “female” doesn’t actually tell you that much about an individual’s body, especially if said individual is trans
                  what about trans women with breasts and penises, who are taking estrogen?
                  what about intersex people who can have all KINDS of bodies that are not accurately summed up with the blanket term “intersex”?
                  pretty much, there’s too much variation among humans for sexual dimorphism to make sense, so there’s no real point in gendering anatomy

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm | #

              I can’t help wondering how well an ebook on Amazon would sell with the title “The Female Penis” Then fill it up with a mixture of quotes from dry academic papers on gender and whatever the Japanese call their dual-gender art-porn as rendered by the $5. per job people.

              • Clif
                Clif
                August 25, 2014 at 2:03 pm | #

                Yes, I’m probably misusing gender in that last comment, but you know what I mean.

              • Clif
                Clif
                August 25, 2014 at 2:39 pm | #

                “…Transwomen should just close their eyes and focus really hard, and then their penis won’t be an oppressive mistake forced upon them by biology, it’ll be a female penis? I’m sorry, I can’t do this anymore …”

                Krey, may I quote you in my theoretically forthcoming ebook?

          • blegh
            blegh
            August 25, 2014 at 4:38 am | #

            i love it when ppl use the dictionary in defense of their shitty offensive arguments. i call on the power of the dictionary, infallible sayer of truths, last resort of the desperately ignorant!

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 25, 2014 at 2:14 pm | #

              Words mean whatever I use them to mean. Am I right, fellow critogens?

              • blegh
                blegh
                August 26, 2014 at 4:36 am | #

                oh, yes, lemme just ask some old cis white linguists how i should feel about my body in relation to my gender identity, they know the True Meaning of words deep in their hearts

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            August 25, 2014 at 10:51 am | #

            The dictionary, like The Bible, is written by fallible, biased people.

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm | #

              Well, yes, but was it then mistranslated by fallible biased people under biased divine guidance to come out right?

              • Clif
                Clif
                August 25, 2014 at 2:41 pm | #

                And I can edit it to replace “it” with “the dictionary.”

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  August 25, 2014 at 2:42 pm | #

                  Nor can I replace can with can’t. Maybe I better quit while behind.

                • ninja_jesus
                  ninja_jesus
                  August 25, 2014 at 4:27 pm | #

                  I understood you the first time. 🙂

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 25, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

      I totally get you here
      it bothered me too
      I’m just not sure ruth would be the one to say it
      like, I could see roz, or jocelyne, or carla calling her out for it, but… yeah, it’s annoying

      • okay
        okay
        August 25, 2014 at 1:07 pm | #

        yeah, i agree, but what put me off most is that the title was “male anatomy,” which indicates that willis thought there was nothing wrong with mary’s phrasing :T

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          August 25, 2014 at 3:21 pm | #

          yeah, good point
          I hope willis says something about it

          • Maxy
            Maxy
            August 25, 2014 at 3:41 pm | #

            He also named a book ‘The Cragged Shame-Pits of the Lustwolves,’ people…

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          August 25, 2014 at 7:07 pm | #

          The “title” for comics has traditionally been a word or phrase in the strip itself that serves as a shorthand for its contents and a “spoiler” to append to the comic’s filename to prevent people from just casually browsing through the buffer by manually changing the image location URL.

          This one is about Mary and her “male anatomy” “”concerns””. I don’t think it’s meant to be at all indicative of Willis’s own beliefs any mor e than Mary herself is.

    • blegh
      blegh
      August 25, 2014 at 4:40 am | #

      seconded! the occasional cissexist bullshit in here is pretty discomfiting

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      August 25, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

      Does it need to be said that the author disagrees with how Mary refers to a penis? Besides which, I have confidence that he wouldn’t agree with any view that would offend LGBTQA+ people. Willis is cool like that. 🙂

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 25, 2014 at 11:37 am | #

        Well, let me clarify, for it looks like I’m belittling the issue: Does it need to be said that the author disagrees with cissexist statements?

        • okay
          okay
          August 25, 2014 at 12:58 pm | #

          yeah, it really does need to be said, because people like Krey will pretend that it’s not cissexist unless it’s explicitly stated that it is. it’s not actually all that difficult to take out cissexist statements if one disagrees with them, but if willis explicitly stated that this was cissexist and not cool… then it would be harder for people to argue against that while consuming his creation

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            August 25, 2014 at 3:48 pm | #

            If you think me trying to “lay down the law” concerning what is wrong about what my characters are doing is going to affect anybody who already disagrees with me, pardon my irreverence, but you are super new here aintcha. Talking specifically and out-of-universe about Sal’s race issues just made dissenters louder and more obnoxious. Just on yesterday’s page, I clarified for the thirteen billionth time that Dorothy did not break up with Danny just so she could concentrate on her studies. It won’t be the last. I still get Tumblr asks about how I’m only continuing to make comics about Sal and her parents to “artificially cram” the issue into the narrative in response to specific people, and therefore it’s a storyline that can’t be taken at face value and is full of lies.

            I can’t make anybody do anything. It will not make people argue less. It will embolden jerks and frustrate me.

            Let me give another perspective: Annotating Roomies! for two years was exhausting. There is so much problematic in it, and I became increasingly neurotic about attempting to point out each and every single terrible thing suggested in it. I’ve got sixty thousand pairs of eyes on me every night, and there are so many ways to fail any percentage of them. It’s overwhelming. I lost sleep, thinking I might have missed something, and that in the morning I’d get up to angry emails from folks who were concerned that I hadn’t called something out specifically as being wrong. If you lampshade everything that you think is wrong in a work, then isn’t not lampshading something an implicit endorsement?

            But you know what, screw that. I can’t live that way. Sometimes my characters will say awful things. They are fictional characters, with flaws. And I will not point it out every single time. I will not.

            Especially when it’s Mary. That’d just be exhausting.

            That said, I thought you folks here were handling it better than I would have anyway. This is not actually a topic I know well enough to provide links and explanations. I have tried, actually, to point out similar things on other boards when people said things I thought were cissexist, but ended up getting properly shut down by an actual transgender person who I can’t rightfully argue with. Subsequently, I don’t have a lot of confidence in this subject, so godspeed to you folks.

            • ninja_jesus
              ninja_jesus
              August 25, 2014 at 4:28 pm | #

              Willis, you are a gift.

            • Kerry
              Kerry
              August 25, 2014 at 4:48 pm | #

              thank you, willis

            • Slinx
              Slinx
              August 25, 2014 at 11:06 pm | #

              Thank you, Willis, for this wonderful comic. Even if all your characters are horrible and/or have horrible parents. 😛 I have literally recommended this to all of my friends.

              • Slinx
                Slinx
                August 25, 2014 at 11:07 pm | #

                (The reading your comic, not the being horrible or having horrible parents)

            • blegh
              blegh
              August 26, 2014 at 4:21 am | #

              aight, i get what you’re saying, but u need to understand that using casually cissexist and ableist language in a work of fiction without specifically calling attention to it within that work always does and always will serve to perpetuate the cissexims and ableism that are so prevalent in our culture. these things are used casually for a reason; it’s bc they’re perceived as normal, and most ppl aren’t even aware of their meaning or consequence. they do it without even noticing. things like using words like ‘dumb’, ‘idiot’, ‘crazy’, referring to a penis as ‘male anatomy’ etc.

              you don’t need to be able to win internet arguments about this shit. u just need to listen to ppl who know what they’re talking about, as it seems u have, and address these things within the narrative, however briefly. lemme just tell u that your handling of sal’s character wrt being mixed resonated with me very deeply and i appreciate you greatly for that. you don’t need to give any lectures or explain anything in great depth. again, you just need to address it within the narrative. call attention to the issue, and that’ll be enough.

              it won’t change everyone’s mind; it probably won’t change most ppl’s. but it might make some think, and it’d certainly make me personally a lot more comfortable as a fan of this comic.

            • okay
              okay
              August 26, 2014 at 5:23 am | #

              that makes sense. i understand where you’re coming from. i’m not trying to say that you need to “lay down the law.” i was just saying that it would be harder to argue, but evidently it doesn’t make all that much of a difference, and you’d know more about that than i would, of course. as i stated in another comment (which you may or may not have read; i don’t expect you to read all of the comments), the most jarring part was that you used the cissexist phrase as the title of the strip. that, more than anything, seemed like you thought that that phrase was acceptable, rather than harmful. i probably wouldn’t have been so put off if the strip was titled, i dunno, “An Outrage.” just a thought.

    • Maxy
      Maxy
      August 25, 2014 at 3:50 pm | #

      Call me crazy, but can the terms ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ not have two definitions? If you’re a doctor preparing perform surgery on someone’s genetalia, no damns should be given about how they identify, you need to know if they’ve got a ding-dong or a vee-vee. If we’re not allowed to use the terms for biology, then what terms are appropriate?

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 25, 2014 at 5:04 pm | #

        “person with a penis” and “person with a vagina”

        • Maxy
          Maxy
          August 25, 2014 at 7:15 pm | #

          We’ve established that Mary is uncomfortable saying ‘Penis’ and besides, there are other differences between biological gender.
          You can make up new terms, but for the duration of the English language, ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ have referred to the shape of a persons funny bits and some other various biological differences. Adding an alternate definition to a word and then acting offended when people use the traditional definition is simply seeking out ways to be offended.

          I definitely know that transgender individuals face a lot of bigotry and cissexism, but this seems awfully pedantic to me. One needs to pick their battles, (Advice I should probably take myself…), and accusing people of cissexism or bigotry because they use a traditional definition of the word is not a battle to be fought.

          • Kerry
            Kerry
            August 25, 2014 at 8:19 pm | #

            the fact that “male” and “female” encompass various definitions outside of “has a penis” and “has a vagina” are the very reasons why they are inefficient as medical terms
            as I asked above, what about trans women who take estrogen and have boobs, but have kept their penises?
            what about trans people who don’t get surgery, but take hormones?
            what about intersex people, all of whom are extremely varied in ways that make it completely disingenuous to slap one broad label on them?
            do we just ignore them?
            do we neglect to care for their health properly because they don’t fit our rigid societal definitions of what “male” and “female” look like?

            • Maxy
              Maxy
              August 25, 2014 at 10:35 pm | #

              Back to my original point though, WORDS CAN HAVE MULTIPLE DEFINITIONS. In this case, ‘Male’ refers to a biological form which human beings can take. The only way it is offensive is if you intentionally misinterpret her meaning or else ignore the intended definition.
              I’ll agree that we don’t have enough words to define gender (Biological and psychological) properly, but what we do have is a pair of words (Male and Female) which encompass a wide array of definitions. If you’re going to argue that Male and Female should exclusively be used to describe indentified gender, then… Well… I guess you’d better write a letter to Webster and ask them to please remove a bunch of definitions so that your offense can be justified when people use the term ‘Male’ to mean ‘Person with an X and Y chromosome.’

              Sorry if this comes out as condescending, but the idea that I’m not allowed to use a medical term to describe a body part without offending someone is ludicrous to me.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                August 25, 2014 at 10:59 pm | #

                I’m going to link this again for you, since you clearly haven’t read the other comments

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

                  I already read that and find that argument to be bullshit for various reasons, but I’m tired and need to get some sleep so I’ll keep things short:

                  First, biological, binary gender HAS to exist, because otherwise our species would either reproduce asexually or cease to exist. Neither has happened to my knowledge. If you can’t be a part of the baby-making process, you’re out of the gene pool.

                  Surgical alterations should not be included in a discussion about what constitutes as biological gender, because it still doesn’t change genetics, nor does it change what I’ll call your ‘Factory setting.’ You were still BORN with biological gender.

                  There are, of course, exceptions. Certain birth defects can cause people to be born without one gender or another. However, saying that I can’t use Male or Female to describe people genetically because there are exceptions is like saying I can’t call something a Car or a Boat because there are other modes of transportation. You don’t get rid of all terms because you have something different, you MAKE UP A NEW WORD.

                  Lastly… Let’s consider, for the sake of metaphor, Ibuprofin. (I may have spelled that wrong.) It can be used to treat various symptoms and illnesses, but in 999 cases out of 1000 it is used for headaches.
                  Now let’s say I’m religiously bound never to say the word Ibuprofin, or it at least makes me uncomfortable.
                  Can I call it ‘Headache Medicine?’ Or, because there is that one case in a thousand where the term doesn’t apply, do I have to call it Ibuprofin? If I say ‘Headache Medicine’ and point at a bottle of Ibuprofin, everyone will know what I’m talking about. There’s no loss ofclarity. So am I allowed to use the defining trait of an object to define something?

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

                  I can’t edit, apparently, but I’d like to add:
                  Oops, I didn’t keep that short. Oh well.

                  Also, biological gender isn’t a social construct any more than having hands is a social construct. Sexual identity is a social construct. Biological gender cannot be, because it developed/s before and outside of society.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 26, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

                  what the hell does “factory settings” mean in this context?
                  what do you need to be qualified as male?
                  what do you need to be qualified as female?
                  if a person doesn’t meet these qualifications, are they not male/female?
                  how is it useful from a medical standpoint to know what somebody’s assigned gender is, especially if they’re trans? how is it less efficient to just refer to specific body parts as is necessary?

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

                  Factory settings: How you were originally built. What you were born as.
                  What do you need to be qualified as female? Or male? As a general rule, though, no matter what I say you’ll come up with a contradiction or exception, so I’ll say this: Males and Females tend towards two various sets of traits. However, the defining factor is either the ability to make babies or the ability to fertilize those who make babies. At it’s core, that is what biological gender is. If you have some condition or defect rendering you exempt from these, you’ll still usually have all the right parts.

                  If a person doesn’t have any defining traits, though, or has a conflicting set, then no, they aren’t biologically male or female. Fortunately though, there is a word for that! Hermaphrodite covers those with male and female parts, I can’t recall what other terms may exist but I know there are other terms. So no, you aren’t male or female, but that doesn’t mean you’re excluded because IT’S NOT A BINARY SYSTEM.

                  Lastly, why is it important? Because science! Male and female bodies tend towards different conditions. Women get breast cancer more often. Men have heart conditions more frequently. Gender is important from a medical standpoint because it gives information from which you can make a diagnosis. Furthermore, if (for example) a man who identifies as female comes in with vague symptoms, knowing his biological gender will help rule out certain problems. It’s likely not ovarian cancer, it might be a hormonal imbalance… If the doctor has to test for each problem individually, running scans for organs that don’t exist, that’s an issue. As for those who undergo surgery, that’s why we keep medical records.

                  Call it whatever you like, there are two sets of person-types in the world who have certain sets of physical traits. There are exceptions, as you will find in any set of 6 Billion things, but those two sets exist and you simply can’t pretend they don’t by citing the one-in-a-million cases which we also have words for.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 26, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

                  there are no such thing as human hermaphrodites – they’re called intersex
                  so the people who are actively harmed by the perpetuation of the binary system (mainly intersex and trans people) should just be neglected? only dyadic cis people matter?
                  and what about people who have medically transitioned in some way, and as such, are more at risk for one thing or another?
                  what about treating people as individuals instead of lazily making generalizations about how their body works based on their assigned sex?
                  btw, another way to tell if a person is at risk for ovarian cancer is ASKING THEM IF THEY HAVE OVARIES
                  like, you realize there are cis women without ovaries, right?

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 2:56 am | #

                  It’s clear that we’re both just restating our opinions and disagreeing here, so I’ll close my argument with this:

                  People should be able to speak freely and with plain speech without worrying about offending someone.

                  Furthermore, your insistence that use of the word ‘Male’ in this context on applies due to connotations thay almost nobody intends or considers. You’re expencting billions of people to adopt a new meaning to a word (And then invent two new words) because your definition implies offense. You’re asking the world to change to accomidate words that you’ve added meaning to, instead of using other words yourself and not assuming that everyone is against you because they don’t use your dictionary.

                  In other words, stop assuming that everyone else is being an asshole because they talk like everyone in the world does.

                  That is all.

                • okay
                  okay
                  August 26, 2014 at 5:44 am | #

                  “People should be able to speak freely and with plain speech without worrying about offending someone.”
                  …what…
                  maybe you should try saying things that don’t hurt people and contribute to their stigmatization (which leads to, you know, DEATH in many cases – on average, a person has a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered, but a trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered… so…) instead of advocating for everyone being able to say whatever they want even if it hurts people.

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 7:50 am | #

                  I’m sorry, what? I’ve mentioned several times that I recognize Transphobia is a real issue, and I’m debating this point alone because it’s so incredibly petty. I’m not advocating hate-speech, I’m saying that you should be able to use the words ‘Male’ or ‘Female’ without requiring a thesaurus and a ten-minute clarification.

                  If you want to deal with Transphobia, there are many things you can do. Spread awareness of issues, run campaigns, volunteer at shelters. But when you attack someone over tiny and petty issues in terminology and speech you’re not getting anywhere. I’ve also stated that I believe we should have more numerous and specific terms for different genders, but this won’t be accomplished by forbidding people from using the words we already have. You can’t have progress in identifying different types of sexuality and gender identity by telling other people they can’t refer to things by their gender.

                  Can I bring up Star Wars? I’m gonna bring up Star Wars. In episode 6, The Emperor refers to a Lightsaber as a ‘Jedi Weapon’. Now, there are Jedi who don’t use Lightsabers. Very obviously there are Sith who DO us Lightsabers. But when he called it a ‘Jedi Weapon’ everyone knew exactly what he meant: It was a weapon commonly used by Jedi, and only seldom found elsewhere. He obviously didn’t mean it was 100% exclusive, seeing as his right-hand man was a Sith with a Lightsaber.
                  Now replace ‘Jedi Weapon’ with ‘Male Anatomy’ and ‘Emperor’ with ‘Mary.’

                  It’s worth noting that I identify as primarily asexual. I have a sex drive and I do seek romantic involvement, but the two don’t meet. I’ve yet to meet or see a person who I consider ‘sexy.’ To me, the entire ordeal of fleshy bits squishing together is just a little gross, so I consider the whole thing to be a purely biological imperative which, by nescessity, society has deemed immensely important to your identity. It’s not super relevant, but might help with understanding my perspective on this.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 26, 2014 at 4:21 pm | #

                  yes, words are clearly harmless
                  that’s why it’s okay to use “gay” as a pejorative
                  language is a tool created by humans to understand the world
                  we build associations and socialize people with language
                  all in all, language is freaking important
                  when people misgender me, I correct them, and if they’re decent, they take it gracefully
                  letting people be lazy about it only solidifies whatever preconceptions they already have and hurts those most vulnerable among us as a result

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 7:48 pm | #

                  You mistake my meaning.
                  Nobody is misgendering you here. I don’t know what you prefer to be called, but you’re not being mislabeled either way.

                  As for words being ‘Harmless’, I appreciate the sarcasm, but my point was that *You’re applying negative connotation and offense to a word that doesn’t have any.* I wasn’t particularly clear on the subject, but what I meant was something more along these lines: People should be able to speak without fear of being attacked/accused of anything, unless they’re actually trying to be offensive.
                  Unlike your example of calling something ‘Gay’, there’s no harm intended in using the word ‘Male’ to refer to something commonly found in a biological Male body. As opposed to taking offense over someone using your sexual identity as a negative, you’re taking offense because someone didn’t refer to your gender identoty at all. Nowhere is it implied here that penises are *exclusively* Male, it’s only brought up that they’re *usually* male. See my Star Wars comment. You’re not asking people not to use your identity as an insult, you’re asking people to make sure to acknowlege you every time a flippant comment is made about dongs. You’re asking for attention and getting mad because it’s not being given.

                  I know there’s a lot of Transphobia, cisexism, and general crap that your community has to deal with. That sucks. This is not any of that, this is an awkwardly used bowlderization for someone who’s to uncomfortable to say Penis, and this is you assuming that it’s meant to be an insult for no other reason than they aren’t talking about you.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 26, 2014 at 10:25 pm | #

                  mary using that term in that way is more indicative of her ignorance than her actively trying to be cissexist, but that still doesn’t justify it
                  if I step on your foot, I don’t have to do it on purpose for it to hurt you
                  it’d be really nice if willis had someone else address gendering genitals in the comic at some point, like leslie, or carla – it doesn’t have to be right now, but when this was first posted, some of us were unsure whether or not willis endorsed this mindset

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 26, 2014 at 11:39 pm | #

                  That’s the thing, though: Nobody has stepped on your foot! Mary may be an incredible bongo, but her comment was in no way marginalizing of transsexuals or those with atypical biology. The Penis is an organ typically, but not exclusively and not always, found on biological males. Mary is apparently uncomfortable saying penis, so she used this fact to comment on the drawings without saying the actual word. She didn’t say ‘Exclusively Male organ.’ Do I need to bring up the Star Wars metaphor again? It’s not an exclusive statement, nor a completely inclusive statement that has absolutely nothing to do with transsexualism, sexual or gender identity, or anything else similar.

                  If I refer to a Cross as a ‘Christian symbol’, I’m not saying that the shape of the cross doesn’t have other meanings, nor that it’s exclusively used by Christians, I’m saying that it is commonly associated with Christian imagery because it is prevalent. I won’t, however, take the effort to say ‘Christian symbol, with roots in Roman history and their preferred execution method, as well as a mere marking of two lines perpendicular to each other.’ Why? Because it’s ludicrous, unnecessary, and everyone already knows what I’m talking about. They know that I’m not stating this to exclude other uses, I’m simply talking about it in relation to one common comparison. If anyone thinks that my statement is intentionally snubbing all other uses and history of a Cross, then they are very clearly misinterpreting my meaning, which is not my fault.

                  This isn’t someone stepping on your foot on purpose. This isn’t someone stepping on your foot on accident. This is you, seeing someone walking, and jamming your foot underneath theirs so that you can yell at them for it.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 27, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

                  since you are unwilling to accept the idea that cisnormativity is toxic and just reinforces the gender binary, which harms trans and intersex people, I’m done talking to you

                • Maxy
                  Maxy
                  August 27, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

                  I don’t believe I’ve ever said that cisnormativity should be condoned. I completely agree that it’s terrible.
                  My point here is that THIS IS NOT CISNORMATIVITY. This is someone referring to one type of biological gender, and using a common trait of that gender as a point of reference. Never in the comic, hovertext, or description anywhere does anyone say something about penises being exclusively Male. Never does anyone say that Penises SHOULD be exclusively Male. Never does anyone say that only Males have Penises.

                  But if it makes you feel better, go ahead and dismiss me as cissexist and unwilling to accept something which I have already said I do accept and agree with. This will certainly simplify things for you, after all, and it makes it much easier to ignore my argument.

      • buckybone
        buckybone
        August 25, 2014 at 7:05 pm | #

        Someone can be legally female and still have a penis if they were born in one of several states (fuck yeah, Illinois!)…if someone’s wearing feminine clothing with a feminine hairstyle, they’re female unless they tell you differently.

        • okay
          okay
          August 26, 2014 at 5:40 am | #

          nah though, if someone’s female, they’re female. gender expression is different than gender identity. wearing “feminine” clothing doesn’t mean that someone’s female. if you HAVE to assume gender, i guess they’re a pretty good indicator, but i usually prefer to ask or wait until someone else refers to them by pronouns or nouns that indicate their gender.

          i usually introduce myself with pronouns (“Hey! I’m [name] and I use [subject/object] pronouns! It’s nice to meet you.”) if i’m somewhere i think is safe (or online) even though i’m cis and pretty obviously female, because it’s good to set that precedent, in my opinion.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        August 26, 2014 at 7:44 am | #

        Call me crazy, but can the terms ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ not have two definitions?
        Crazy, if it is still an issue, why not use `masculine’ and `feminine’ where it’s gender, not sex?

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      August 25, 2014 at 5:35 pm | #

      TBH, I don’t think many characters in the comic would get this right unless it was pointed out to them at Leslie’s gender studies class. Carla, of course. Roz, maybe. Dorothy would strive to be mindful of it once she understood it. But these kids are just 18 years old & not well-versed in gender stuff.

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 25, 2014 at 7:05 pm | #

        oh yeah, I could see leslie being cool about it too
        I’d think that trans issues would be brought up in a gender studies class, so I hope it’s at least touched on by her

      • okay
        okay
        August 26, 2014 at 5:34 am | #

        i’m 18 too, though, and most of my friends get called out about this (by myself or other friends) if they’re being shitty. i also know some pretty awful people who are still educated on trans issues (and aren’t bigots in general)! also, some trans people who are assholes. like, just because ruth’s a jerk doesn’t mean she’s not gonna know about trans issues, you know what i mean? she could be a trans girl. who knows. the only characters whose genitalia are canon are dorothy and walky, right? (i didn’t read the “walky performs a sex” comic, so i’m not sure about that.)

        …granted, i live in seattle, so maybe we’re more open than in indiana? i don’t know, i’ve never lived anywhere else since i was a year old.

        but yeah, here’s hoping leslie addresses it (off-panel, probably).

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          August 26, 2014 at 3:37 pm | #

          /gasp
          I live in bellevue!

          • okay
            okay
            August 27, 2014 at 11:21 am | #

            i live two miles away from bellevue! 😮

  67. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    August 25, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

    Yesssssssssss.

  68. Kerry
    Kerry
    August 25, 2014 at 2:41 am | #

    yeah, smug grin makes me think mary’s the one who did it

  69. HP Spacecraft
    HP Spacecraft
    August 25, 2014 at 2:42 am | #

    All other rudeness aside who the hell just calls their RA “RA?” Like I’m sure she knows her name. I’ve had 3 RAs and I called them all by their first name.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 25, 2014 at 9:45 am | #

      I read it as Mary reminding Ruth to act her position.

      If you wanna get biblical, requests under a covenant very frequently start the same way; effectively, “hey mighty ruler, here is our established relationship” and THEN asking for things. So it makes sense for prayer-soaked Mary to think in that order.

  70. MegaMonster
    MegaMonster
    August 25, 2014 at 2:44 am | #

    I’m sure that’s not the only time a penis has been on her face

  71. Annabanana
    Annabanana
    August 25, 2014 at 3:13 am | #

    I am ashamed to say that I look very similar to Mary though i’m jewish and hopefully not as much of a bongo (or b-word if you prefer) Does this count as Mary losing her virginity? Or did she lose that already?

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      August 25, 2014 at 5:25 pm | #

      Mary has a rotten character, but she looks very cute when she’s not m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ projecting negative emotions. So I don’t think you have to feel ashamed.

  72. 6Qubed
    6Qubed
    August 25, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

    …I do not like Mary.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 25, 2014 at 6:45 am | #

      I’d be surprised if anyone does!

  73. zmm
    zmm
    August 25, 2014 at 4:08 am | #

    What no tag for Leslie the Lesbian (I just love Robin in shortpack’s nickname). That looks very much like her in the last panel.

    Also.
    Damn good job Ruth. I kinda hope that Mary gets pissed at billy with that on her face and Billy just adds one to the other side.

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 25, 2014 at 4:11 am | #

      it’s agatha

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      August 25, 2014 at 10:28 am | #

      Leslie is in this universe. But the girl in the last panel of today’s page is not her.

  74. Coco
    Coco
    August 25, 2014 at 4:13 am | #

    And that, is how you can get cockslapped by a lesbian.

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 25, 2014 at 4:49 am | #

      ruth is bi…
      and what does being a lesbian have to do with anything…?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 25, 2014 at 7:49 am | #

        Lesbians make everything better.

  75. That Damn Rat
    That Damn Rat
    August 25, 2014 at 4:19 am | #

    Mary, if you can’t even say penis, you don’t get to use the C-word.

  76. ChaoticNeutral
    ChaoticNeutral
    August 25, 2014 at 4:24 am | #

    This comic makes me so happy for reasons i can’t adequately describe.

  77. Furie
    Furie
    August 25, 2014 at 4:32 am | #

    Shouldn’t she have drawn it in her left hand to get that slap pattern?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 25, 2014 at 5:38 am | #

      Dude…or dudette, Ruth can defy logic whenever she wants…as long as the logic defying action happens to be an awesome one, which Ruth is in no short supply of.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      August 25, 2014 at 4:54 pm | #

      She’s drawing with her left because she’s left-handed.

  78. Shadow12000
    Shadow12000
    August 25, 2014 at 4:39 am | #

    Dicksmack.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 25, 2014 at 5:39 am | #

      The five fingered dick slap.

  79. Aeron
    Aeron
    August 25, 2014 at 4:47 am | #

    Mary, Mary, quite contrary.

  80. Metaceryn
    Metaceryn
    August 25, 2014 at 4:47 am | #

    This is easily the most satisfactory palm job DoA is ever going to show us.

  81. Aolbain
    Aolbain
    August 25, 2014 at 4:49 am | #

    So THAT’S why everyone hates Mary.

  82. Dragon
    Dragon
    August 25, 2014 at 4:57 am | #

    One of the top ten strips in this entire comic.

  83. Kasad
    Kasad
    August 25, 2014 at 5:03 am | #

    whoa. such a dick move

    • CianM1301
      CianM1301
      August 25, 2014 at 7:31 pm | #

      Is that a pun? If so, I applaud you.

  84. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    August 25, 2014 at 5:11 am | #

    HA!

  85. Aizat
    Aizat
    August 25, 2014 at 5:36 am | #

    Look at the bright side, Mary. At least the dong isn’t releasing it’s payload.

  86. Pinja
    Pinja
    August 25, 2014 at 6:10 am | #

    DoA: Random acts of physical violence continue to be fine and consequence free.

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      August 25, 2014 at 6:25 am | #

      -random +justified

    • Will
      Will
      August 25, 2014 at 6:55 am | #

      It was totally justified the moment Mary came to use the c- word.

      • cj95
        cj95
        August 25, 2014 at 6:58 am | #

        Mere words never justify violence.

        • Robin
          Robin
          August 25, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

          Except maybe “I want you to use physical violence against me.”

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          August 25, 2014 at 10:35 am | #

          Depends on what is spoken.

    • cj95
      cj95
      August 25, 2014 at 6:57 am | #

      Physical violence is apparently only okay if the recipient is unpopular with the masses.

      A quick read through the comments section proves this.

      Yuk folks. Really nasty stuff.

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        August 25, 2014 at 9:19 am | #

        DoA Ruth is simply a bully. Her idea of establishing her RA “authority” was to kidnap residents who didn’t attend her floor meeting, and then challenge anyone who’d try to a fight.

    • Bunivasal
      Bunivasal
      August 25, 2014 at 8:37 am | #

      It’s a comic strip.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 25, 2014 at 7:15 pm | #

        “It’s a comic strip” is dismissive of larger issues, such as the fact people will say Mary was asking for it [even though she WAS] and that means all violence against her is perfectly okay, like how racists “justify” murdering black kids because they had selfies of themselves flipping the bird.

        That said, it is a comic strip about HAVING BAD JUDGEMENT. Saisfyingly bad judgement.

  87. Saintslayer
    Saintslayer
    August 25, 2014 at 7:17 am | #

    Alright, so Ruth is using her left hand to draw a dick on her right hand. Then how did Mary get slapped on the right side of her face?

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      August 25, 2014 at 7:48 am | #

      Palm strike. She didn’t slap her, she put her shoulder into it. ;p

      Or it’s an oversight.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 25, 2014 at 1:21 pm | #

      You can swing your right hand left to right as easily as you can swing it right to left.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      August 25, 2014 at 2:02 pm | #

      This is going to be the new “Hay did you know you can erase permanent marker with regular marker?”, isn’t it?

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 25, 2014 at 2:04 pm | #

        Can you really?

  88. Angel
    Angel
    August 25, 2014 at 7:58 am | #

    I’m pretty sure Ruth could get slapped with an assault charge for this…no pun intended.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm | #

      Uh -huh.

  89. Ry
    Ry
    August 25, 2014 at 8:19 am | #

    Who needs Amazi-girl when we have RUTH AND HER PIMP HAND OF JUSTICE!

    Daughter of the great and fierce Slap-A-Ho tribe, she wrecks great vengeance upon the unworthy and upon those who owe her money.

    • Jim
      Jim
      August 25, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

      You mean pimp hand of “I’m too lazy to care”?

  90. apostateCourier
    apostateCourier
    August 25, 2014 at 8:28 am | #

    Totally deserved.

  91. apostateCourier
    apostateCourier
    August 25, 2014 at 8:29 am | #

    No I don’t care about the glare, Mary. You deserved it.

  92. Keith
    Keith
    August 25, 2014 at 8:50 am | #

    y’know…I do run adblock because ads help keep webcomics up. BUT I get really damn tired of those automatically running video ads that seem to crash every damn browser on the planet except for nutscrape.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      August 25, 2014 at 8:55 am | #

      We don’t like them either, but they keep pushing through. If you could take a screencap so we know what to go after, that’d be swell.

  93. Jehosaphat
    Jehosaphat
    August 25, 2014 at 9:16 am | #

    wow, I never considered doing that to write dongs on people’s faces.

  94. Killjoy
    Killjoy
    August 25, 2014 at 9:17 am | #

    And that’s when Ruth was fired…

  95. cmd1095
    cmd1095
    August 25, 2014 at 10:02 am | #

    ok that was hilarious

  96. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    August 25, 2014 at 10:28 am | #

    We’re all giving Mary a hard time here but let’s consider this. Ruth only slapped her because SHE could take it! It will take more than a dick slap (boy that sounds wrong) to keep Mary down. Mary’s a saint.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      August 25, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

      Of course you’d say that.

  97. hayesan
    hayesan
    August 25, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

    This just came to me, but what if Ruth slapped her while her back was turned? This would make the most sense or that Ruth slapped Mary so hard that the drawing showed up on the other side of her face and righted itself.

    • linkman0596
      linkman0596
      August 25, 2014 at 12:01 pm | #

      I’d buy that. I think Ruth doing some kind of roundhouse slap to get more momentum is more believable though. Or possibly slapping her hard enough that the mark and the ink went clear through her face and is on both sides, sounds about right for how hard Ruth slaps and how hard Mary needs to be slapped.

  98. Alexx
    Alexx
    August 25, 2014 at 10:56 am | #

    Now the questions come flooding in: “Mary did….did someone slap a dick on you?”

    And of course, the answer should be: “No, I got a hand job” but I don’t think she’s keen on the humor of the situation.

  99. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    August 25, 2014 at 11:34 am | #

    fEAR THE PENIS SLAP

    • Pteropine
      Pteropine
      August 25, 2014 at 10:00 pm | #

      that is the best sentence i have read all day

  100. Renorxukuth
    Renorxukuth
    August 25, 2014 at 11:35 am | #

    Ruth is just boss.

  101. cj95
    cj95
    August 25, 2014 at 12:02 pm | #

    Of course its a comic.

    I’m referring to the comments sections where the opinion is generally “She deserved to have someone hit her”

    I’m guessing the rationale is that nobody likes her character and therefore its okay for people to hit her.

    If she was a popular character (Joyce maybe) and someone hit her, there would be cries of FOUL!

    Its just an eye-opening attitude.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 25, 2014 at 1:27 pm | #

      Hey, I come from Texas where “He needed killin” has at times been a perfectly effective legal defence.

      • DSL
        DSL
        August 25, 2014 at 8:33 pm | #

        Some people do.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      August 25, 2014 at 4:57 pm | #

      I’m shocked, SHOCKED to hear that readers actually enjoy it when bad things happen to characters they don’t like!

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 25, 2014 at 7:21 pm | #

      I feel like replies aren’t going where they should.

      Anyway, yes, it is a comic about HAVING BAD JUDGEMENT. Badness happening to bad people is satisfying, though, however we “should not” let it happen in real life [but because in real life, there “should not” be “villains” the way people sometimes want there to be to justify getting revenge].

    • Neol
      Neol
      August 26, 2014 at 2:55 pm | #

      Well, she was calling her the c-word in public, soooo

  102. Random832
    Random832
    August 25, 2014 at 12:13 pm | #

    Mary is far too cheerful in the first scene. Calling it now, Mary is the whiteboard ding dong bandit.

  103. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    August 25, 2014 at 12:15 pm | #

    Now that’s our Ruth. 🙂

  104. PinkiePiecrust
    PinkiePiecrust
    August 25, 2014 at 12:34 pm | #

    Mary just went 0 to 60 in 4.5 panels!

  105. Em
    Em
    August 25, 2014 at 2:15 pm | #

    …I think I’m the only one who focused more on the joke than the artwork…I don’t mind that the hand print is “wrong” or whatever. It’s still a funny joke. Y’all need to sit down and enjoy the comic instead of pulling your hair out over a mistake that Willis knows about, and doesn’t intend to change for logical reasons.

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      August 25, 2014 at 3:51 pm | #

      Not the only one. I focused more on the joke too.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 25, 2014 at 7:23 pm | #

      I kinda sorta noticed it, but it’s like being cut off in traffic–you can either let it ruin your day, or you can realize it’s not really anything in the grand scheme of things and anyway there are better things to focus on. Like that Mary got a punishment that fits the crime =D [if on the slightly severe end]

  106. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    August 25, 2014 at 2:53 pm | #

    I hope Mary has some redeeming qualities. It’s not good for someone to have that much hate in them. I have to wonder, why is she like that? The backstories are…not good.

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      August 25, 2014 at 3:39 pm | #

      She hasn’t really displayed any so far. In many ways, Joyce and Mary are two sides of the same fundie coin. My sister,who is like Joyce has a way of dealling with her anger. It is to wish blessings on the people she’s angry at. She figures they need all the help they can get.

  107. kelticat
    kelticat
    August 25, 2014 at 3:33 pm | #

    Here’s a thought.
    Mary goes from polite and freindly to screaming insults in less than a minute. Ruth draws a dick on her hand as an extended “talk to the hand” insult. Mary (off-screen) attacks Ruth physically. Ruth slaps Mary in self defense.
    Mary obviously has rage issues, and it isn’t unheard of for someone to go from verbal to physical assault in the same encounter. Ruth has her own issues, and may be falling back on early(i.e. childhood) training on how to deal with someone like Mary.

    • Killjoy
      Killjoy
      August 25, 2014 at 4:58 pm | #

      We’ll see if there’s follow-up tomorrow, but Willis typically doesn’t leave giant off-screen holes like that, does he?

    • Neol
      Neol
      August 26, 2014 at 2:57 pm | #

      She was screaming the c-word at Ruth. That’s justification enough for Ruth to slap her

  108. Tufto
    Tufto
    August 25, 2014 at 3:41 pm | #

    Nice :D.

  109. Aaron Bourque
    Aaron Bourque
    August 25, 2014 at 3:45 pm | #

    How did that work?

  110. HiEv
    HiEv
    August 25, 2014 at 5:14 pm | #

    If the fact that Ruth “let” the whiteboards get defaced when she wasn’t present is “proof of her incompetence”, then how incompetent must you be to end up with your own face defaced the same way? (And yay! I get to check off “face defaced” from my weird-phrases-I-want-to-use-someday bucket list!)

    Also, oddly inappropriate smile in the first panel. Mary seems happy about the situation at first.

    • DSL
      DSL
      August 25, 2014 at 8:14 pm | #

      I’m reading that smile as a “suck up” smile and the subsequent faces as “that sucking up didn’t go the way I wanted; revert to default personality” faces. Had a boss like that.

  111. Tim
    Tim
    August 25, 2014 at 6:25 pm | #

    Pro tip: if someone writes on your marker board with a permanent marker (like a sharpie) simply write over the permanent marks with a dry erase marker and wipe off the marks. Dry erase markers have a solvent in them that dissolves the permanent ink of a sharpie.

    • DSL
      DSL
      August 25, 2014 at 8:35 pm | #

      I fail to detect any measurable amounts of fecal matter, Mr. Holmes.

      • Tim
        Tim
        August 25, 2014 at 9:34 pm | #

        I am unsure of how well dry erase markers remove fecal stains. It is probably best not to allow your dry erase boards to become stained with fecal matter.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 26, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

          No sh–?

          Um, nevermind.

      • Slinx
        Slinx
        August 25, 2014 at 11:02 pm | #

        My theory: Someone on the floor realizes this, but they don’t actually care all that much, and the scandal of what’s going on is far more interesting than a blank whiteboard.

        • neeks
          neeks
          August 26, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

          Calling it now, someone in-comic will mention using dry erase markers to clean the whiteboards….and the comments will still be full of tips on how to remove permanent marker.

  112. blackhat64
    blackhat64
    August 25, 2014 at 10:08 pm | #

    COCK-SLAPPED

  113. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    August 25, 2014 at 10:59 pm | #

    Are we sure Mary is a fundamentalist? Is it possible she’s just really really judgmental?

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      August 26, 2014 at 7:54 am | #

      What is she basing her righteous judgement on?

  114. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I FIGURED OUT THE COMPOSITION THING

    Ruth DID slap her right-handed, but because it LOOKS like a left-hand imprint, NO ONE CAN PROVE SHE DID IT

    ruthless INDEED

  115. Tomas
    Tomas
    August 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    This is just like when The Phantom punches a guy and his ring leaves a skull on the guy’s face.

    Ruth is The Ghost Who Walks.

  116. hayesan
    hayesan
    August 26, 2014 at 1:08 pm | #

    This is also something similar to the Phantom. What I mean in the comic, if the Phantom shakes your hand with the skull, you’re a friend and is under his watchful eye at all times, but if he strikes you, then you’re evil and the the mark stays with you for as long as you live. While I’m sure the drawing is washable, it implication is the same.

  117. -JAD-
    -JAD-
    August 27, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

    I am kinda late to this, but how is a penis not a male sexual organ? And why calling it such would be offensive to someone?

  118. Hanna
    Hanna
    August 27, 2014 at 1:41 pm | #

    I think you drew it on the wrong side…?

  119. Blackanimecat1
    Blackanimecat1
    August 28, 2014 at 3:30 pm | #

    I did not notice she was smiling in the first two panels until the float text told me so.

  120. chris
    chris
    September 2, 2014 at 8:25 am | #

    Ruth IS incompetent, violent and random in her violence. And drinks on the job and everybody should know about it by now. She should get fired.

  121. Anderhail
    Anderhail
    November 16, 2014 at 3:50 am | #

    I know Willis said it was an acceptable loss, but I wanted to see how one could pull this off. I came up with the possibility that Ruth clapped her hands to transfer the wet ink (since drawing with her off hand may leave the shape ambiguous) and then used her main hand to whap Mary (since hitting with her off hand may leave the shape ambiguous) which makes enough sense for me to be satisfied with it

  122. BoredatWork
    BoredatWork
    January 9, 2015 at 9:45 am | #

    How did Ruth slap with her right hand and hit the girl on the right side of her face?

  123. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 15, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

    Mary has been really unpleasant..

  124. Cthulhu21
    Cthulhu21
    April 15, 2015 at 1:45 pm | #

    She may not be good at diplomacy but she sure knows how to shut people up.

  125. MortartarSaws
    MortartarSaws
    October 18, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

    Do people not know that you can get rid of Permanent marker with rubbing alcohol and cloth?

  126. rachel
    rachel
    March 12, 2016 at 10:38 pm | #

    oh my god this is the best anodyne

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